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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Streaming live Strawberry and Lazette every afternoon from three till seven.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On Sacramento's new Kiss one O seven point nine and
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's Strawberry and Lasette in the afternoon with some Carrie
Underwood right there. Happy Earth Day. I love that our
building is celebrating. They were given everybody like free succulents
this morning down in the lobby. So I got one.
I don't know which kindness, A little succulent. Brought it upstairs,
kind that you can't kill. That's only in the matter, supposedly,
supposedly you can't kill it. Put it on the counter,
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started my work, get ready for the show. Ninety seconds later,
I reach for my drink. Knock the succulent on the floor.
Oh you killed it. So the plant that you're not
supposed to be able to kill just killed it.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Ninety seconds after Ben, I'm sure it's fine a plant, Dad,
Those those plants can witstand like zero water in one
hundred degree weather for three weeks if they don't die.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I scooped up all the shrapnel and the dirt and
the body parts, and I put it back in the
little container.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
It's fine.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm fine, all right, hell and headlines are all the
way before we try to pay your bills with the
thousand dollars at three fifteen, what are we talking about, Lazette?
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Well, Beyonce's mom revealed that she was diagnosed with breast
cancer last year.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
We'll talk about it, Hella.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Headlines are next year is a sir mix a lot
on Kiss when I was seven point nine?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yet Strawberry and Lazette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh
seven point.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Nine Strawberry and Lizette trying to pay your bills with
another thousand dollars right after Hella headlines.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
So, Beyonce's mom, Tina Noles, is opening up about her
breast cancer diagnosis and her new memoir Matriarch.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
She admitted that she didn't do her scheduled.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Mammogram because of COVID, and then when she finally remembered
that she never went and got it done was when
doctors discovered she was at stage one breast cancer. This
was around the time Beyonce launched her hair Caroline last year.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Her daughter's Beyonce and Cilune were very supportive. They helped
her stay positive through the whole thing. She and went
surgery to have her tumor removed and is doing just fine.
Now everything's great. Well, she's now urging women do not
slack on getting your mammograms. She's like, if I would
have gone in when I was supposed to instead of
putting it off, putting it off, they maybe could have
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found me at stage zero.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
She's like, I didn't even know they had a stage zero.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Same. Yeah, wow, Glass. She's okay though, And for somebody
who lives such a public life, we haven't heard of
any of this, right, There was no rumors, there was
no This is the first time we're hearing about it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
The the Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Family, uhuh, tight lips.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
They're very tight leve.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
We don't ever hear nothing about them unless they want
us to exactly the headlines.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You got stubbery, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, locally, the Athletics are set to begin a six
game homestand tonight, the Ace hosting the Texas Rangers at
Sutterhealth Park in West sac Night games tonight, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday day games Saturday and Sunday, And it's gonna be
like eighty ninety something degrees, so it's been really warm.
Bring the sunblock and the mid Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, don't forget your sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I got so burned the first day games. Yeah, burns.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You should put the stuff on your nose like like
the like they do in the movie Sink Oxide.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Probably catch me out there in the center field with
the white nose. That's hell a headlines on Sacramento's new
Kiss one oh seven point nine.
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Your popcorn ready. There's a golf course down and conquered
in the Bay Area that's probably gonna ruin a marriage.
There's two people who continually show up and meet in
the parking lot and uh go into the back seat,
so to speak.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And the golf course has realized that these people keep
showing up and getting into the back seat look together,
and they're like, stop it. Stop these weekly meetups. We
see you, We have the footage. Please stop using this
as your place to have an affair. If it happens again,
I'm quoting now, if it happens again, we'll drop the
footage and watch as all hell breaks loose. They say,
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we are a family golf course, not a Jerry Springer
family dist diction zone. Doctor Phil would suggest to go
home and have an honest chat with the person who
really needs to hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Not hell.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
No, drop the footage.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Who here's a link to their instagram. Oh there's more
you want to hear it. This is the post from
the Skylinks Golf Instagram account to the late thirties married
wife in the black car who's having a secret affair
with the guy in the smaller silver car, who have
decided to using the back right corner of our Skylinks
car park to meet weekly on the same day at
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blanked out time next to the workshop and recycling dumpster
where you think no one is watching. Please stop. If
it happens again, we'll drop the footage and watch it all.
Hell breaks loose.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
That's spicy. Are they going like in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The day, this says, am so, I don't know if
it's at nine thirty am. I don't know if it's
two thirty am.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Drop that footage.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Everyone in the comment is literally saying that drop the footage.
Screenshot those license plates. People are scandalous. That's a great comment,
great idea.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
They should have posted like a still shot and mean
and just blurred them out if they didn't want to
aut him yet.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, that was posted four days ago. Nothing since then.
None of their other posts have any comments.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Except for that one.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This one has five hundred and forty two likes ninety
six comments, but there's like either zero or one comment
on everything else they do on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The Full Show every Afternoon, whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's Strawberry and Lizette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh
seven point nine.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Strawberry Lazette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point nine.
We were just talking about the affair happening at the
golf course parking lot, Greg, you had a question about it.
They are they? Are they members?
Speaker 8 (05:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I think they are just showing up to a parking lot.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Because, you know, because they're paying customers, then you can't
tell them what to do.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Yeah, are they meant to be there?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Are they employees?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I have some many questions.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think they're just using that parking lot as a
hook up location. Because it's it's remote, it's removed. They
probably assume they're in private.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
It has to be an affair, because if they weren't
trying to be so secret about it, then like go
to each other's houses or something.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Or what if it is a husband and wife but
they are role playing. Yeah, maybe they're role playing or
they're working in different areas, so like to keep the
spark alive. Every Wednesday on their lunch break, they each
drive like forty five minutes to each other, like the
golf course of the halfway point.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Nah, that sounds unrealistic.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Or to have kids at home and they don't have
this's the only time that they can get it in good.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
If they're both at work, the kids are probably at
school or something. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm not getting anything from that one.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You don't think it's a romantic way to keep the
marriage spicy.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I don't think they're married. I think they should release
the footage, right for sure?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, I mean why not if they're not members, release
the footage.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah, they should release the footage and then promote their
golf course as like sign your husband's up to our
golf course, we have eyes on him for you or
something like that.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have the original post in our Instagram story at
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Speaker 3 (07:18):
Feel trying to pay your bills thirteen times each weekday
and Jen, you just one one thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Happy Tuesday to you. Right What are you up to
right now?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
What are your p trees in the front yard?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Yes, we love a green girlie. Well, thanks for listening
to Kiss when I was seven point nine and for
picking up the phone so quickly.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
We didn't even have to chase you down one time.
Right after I started punching in the words I heard
on the radio, you got answer called.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You've got to answer the call. And now that you did,
what's the plan with the money?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'm kind of put some money in the savings and.
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Speaker 6 (08:04):
Okay, I don't know if I'm sad or intrigued by this,
but let's.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Get into it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Who does that? Who does that?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
There's an old man rental service in Japan where for
thirteen years now you can rent an old man for
seven dollars an hour, and the purpose is to help
these old men feel more valued.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I like that now you rent them to like take
them out for coffee and walk around the park. Or
are they like building a fence, painting your living room?
Like what do you like? What serious?
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Like?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What are you renting them for?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
You're renting them for whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
At first, people thought it was weird, like didn't really
understand the concept, but after time passed it became more accepted.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
So they're not being abused, if that's what you're asking.
Sure I Wasn't people use this service to just like
talk to them.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Or get old man advice or just to have someone
to spend time with and vice versa.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I'm sure, And it's worked.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
It's help the old men feel useful again, and some
even have regular clients.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I like that. That's nice, Okay, take them off the
kind of sad though.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
That's sad, right, I mean, like you feel so just
useless to the point that you have to sign up
for a program where people can rent you.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, the end results.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
There has to be something else up, an old man
club that we can do or something like where they're
not like an object. Like I don't know how to
explain how I'm feeling, but this makes me sad. I
first read it and I was like, Oh my god,
who would do something like that? And then I read
the whole thing and I.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Was like, I feel kind of bad rent an old
man who does that?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Who does that? It's Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
On Sacramento's New Kiss one O seven point.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nine, Strawberry and Lazette trying to pay your bills with
a thousand dollars right after hell a headlines.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Comedian actor Will Forte was on Hot Ones when he
told a story about how he learned when a prank.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Goes too far.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
He faked his own death at fourteen years old. He
left a fake suicide note on the front door, let
his mom finds the note, and then let his mom
find his fake lifeless body, swear, and then.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
Like laid down in on her bathroom floor as if
I was no longer alive, and hearing her scream it
was the worst it's it was the worst thing, and
I immediately popped up mart Okay, so he's fourteen.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
He's fourteen when he did that. Yes, your son is
little almost fourteen. How grounded would he be? If your
son is.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
So grounded trick on you, he'd be so grounded. I'd
send him to Phoenix with his dad. I don't want
you in here anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Sign him up for that Jenny Jones boot camp. Remember
when she would save kids out.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
There's no way would be so mad like he's He
said he learned that day that, like, maybe not everything's funny.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'm sure in his head he thought it was going
to be a great prank.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Then he saw it played out and heard his mom
scream that bloody murders scream yeah, And then I'm sure
that scared him, and he's like, oh my god, she
actually thinks this is real.
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Every afternoon. Right at this time, we give you your
daily dose of good news. It's What's good with Strawberry
and Lazette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point nine.
Now right about now, most ten year olds are waiting
to go to middle school. Right there's one California student
who's looking forward to graduating college from college, jesus ten
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years old just turned double digits.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Like, what is my son doing with his life?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
He's streaming video games.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
He's not even streaming.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
So Alisa parals she's set to get her college diploma.
She learned. Let's start at the beginning. She learned how
to read at just two years old, So two years old,
read all that at five, she began doing algebra dang. Yeah.
And then at eight years old, she started taking college
classes at a community college in San Bernardino, down in
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southern California. So she started taking community college junior college
classes at eight. Now she's ten, she's ready to graduate,
and she says, it's.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Like very fun to me. It's like almost like it's
when I was playing outside or riding a bike or
doing whatever. I just enjoy learning.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Learning.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, sound like a grown woman.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Well, I mean she's a college kid.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
You better say college graduate.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's crazy Alyssa right there. She says. She loves math.
She finds complex equations fun. She says. People on campus again,
this is the junior college she goes to. They don't
even realize she's a student. They think she's just visiting her.
Uh yeah, it's like a daughter or visiting there.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
There's so many interesting things out there, just like I
just took like a physics one class last semester. There's
this really interesting with a different formulas and how it
applies to the world.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
She loves learning.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, she's aceing all of her courses. She's now waiting
to hear if she's being accepted to Stanford University at
the age of ten.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
But you know, baby, I feel like this would be
it could be more common. Uh huh if people took
the time to like really sit and teach.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Because babies are really smart.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, they'll soak up the info you give them.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
It's like a sponge babies. And like the brain is
such a magnificent organ that we have, And like, I
really think this could be a lot more common if
we the parents were not so lazy. But like, I
don't even know algebra. How I'm supposed to tach out
to my five year old.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, that's why you're five year old's not graduating from
Stamford at the age of eleven. Right, that's what's good.
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It's Strawberry and Lizette on Sacramento's New Kiss, one oh
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Speaker 3 (14:37):
Sacramento's New Kiss, one oh seven point nine. It's Strawberry
and Lazette trying to pay your bills every hour. And Anna,
you just want one thousand dollars? Oh my god, are
you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
No, you really want congratulations. I put a note on
myself no to sell.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
If there's a number that I mean, if I get
a call with a block and number answer, it's okay.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
No, it's a last luck and just more strategic. You're like,
I'm not missing this phone call. What do you plan
to spend your thousand dollars on?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh my god, I mean take a vacation, Yes, book
a flight, get some sun, enjoy your vacation. Thanks again
for listening to Kiss one oh seven point nine, and
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