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April 1, 2025 16 mins
Alabama is a fan of someone unusual. Producer Blake is mad about Alabama's left overs in the mini fridge. There's a new dating app in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you listen, it's like you're swiping right the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I just want to need to know how lucky you
are today.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
How am I lucky?

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I made it to work?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh yeah, I mean obviously.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi, I'm Alabama. Thank you for listening to the show
with producer Blake. I drove to work on E. Well,
literally when I left my house and you know, I
live like way out in the country and it takes
like a hot minute to get here, it was like.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Forty eight miles left in your gas tank.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I was like, oh, can I do it? Can I
be a little risky? Can I make a little side
track to Starbucks? Yep?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I made it, got my coffee. We're good.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
How many miles do you have, Lyft, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I think the mileage stopped counting. I think it's the
little line, the little line of death for my car
is showing. I know that's so bad for my car,
but I needed coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You've got it? Is she beyond repair?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
All this got to get gas yesterday. I never let
my car get this low. Have you you? You can't
tell me you've never driven on E I never have.
What are you one of those people like as soon
as your car gets to a quarter, you gotta fill
it up.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, roughly.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh you are my may mall. You are my may moll.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I feel like that's a lot of people that don't
want to be stuck on e in the middle of
the interstate, are on the way somewhere five.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well made it. You're lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
You know what it sounds like, You're lucky. I don't
know who that's four, but it's for one of us
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Anyway, good morning, thanks for listening to the show.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
How far have you driven on me?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Eight three three five O one?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Bama is the number.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It's what the hell headlines?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
On the Alabama Show, a man tried to steal fifteen
thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Why you got to catch them all?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh my god. This happened in Florida. What's the deal
with Pokemon cards? Why aren't they worth so much money?
I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
My friend loves them and he will spend all his
hard earned money on this. Why you can turn a
bank on them?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, a Florida man he was arrested for trying to
steal fifteen thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards. Listen to
the owner of the store talk about it. I had
zero sympathy. You don't do something like this. And I
saw him right in the back. They're just sitting there
in the back wall, handcuffed.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Good luck opening Pokemon cards in jail.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabima.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Show producer Blake, Good morning, you are my contestant. Come
on down, Welcome to the show. Hi. Are you ready
to play Super Easy Trivia?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I am yes.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Who is your inspiration today? Is it your girlfriend? Is
it your mom?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, the twelve year old kids you argue with on
call of duty.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
No, it's Chester, the cheetah from the Cheetah's bag.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, Question number one, Okay, we're moving on. What is
the name of the holiday that celebrates It's.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Love most time.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It's Valentine's Day, That is correct.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
What is it the rest of the time, every other
day of the year because I'm a loving boy?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Okay? What color? What color are emeralds?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Those are green green?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Good job?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
And last one, what is the largest bird in the world?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Big bird?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's a real bird, not a puppet?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ostrich, Good job.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Just it's a good day.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Congratulations, he just won super easy trivia.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
I needed this.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's three things you.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Need to know. If you have old license plates and
you don't know what to do with them, you can
take them to Paramount the Homewood location because they're looking
for old license plates to hang on the wall.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
So that would be really cool.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You can be a part of Birmingham history.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Go drop it off.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
If you are planning on traveling or going on vacation soon,
Producer Blake.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Have you heard of the three three three method?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Maybe it's the packing method experts are saying to do
where you pack three different tops, three different bottoms, and
three pairs of shoes to create different outfit combinations which
will be twelve different looks. And you could save a
ton of space in your suitcase maybe even just fit it.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
All in your carry on. And I have to check
a bag.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I do that no normal day to day.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I have the three Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a new dating app called Tribal and it blurs
the user's profile photos for seventy two hours, where you
can't see the person that you've matched, and it says
you have to focus on deeper conversations and more meaningful connections.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
I already know some people are gonna be like, man,
those the greatest three days of my life.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yes, that's a.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Bad idea because what if you accidentally match an X
or somebody that What if you accidentally match.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Your Paul or someone you're related to?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh god, that could be so awkward. They do use
software to like try to match people with compatibility like
on values, interest in communication styles. But yeah, that's hasn't
an idea. I don't think I would do it. That's
the three things you need to know.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
The Alabama Show on me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Have you ever fanned girled over somebody? I would say
so and embarrassed yourself. By the way, I am Alabama.
Thank you for listening to The Alabama Show with Producer Blake.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
That's me.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm producer Blake.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I got to tell you what happened.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I was at Tractor supply the other day and this
person was walking out who I am a super fan of,
and I stopped him.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I was like, excuse me, I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sorry, are you and he goes yes, and his name
is Captain Compost.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You lost me.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I swear to God, this is the greatest thing. He's
this I took. I took a composting class last year
and there was this little man who taught it called
Captain Compost, who is like the greatest person ever. Have
you seen do you remember when we were kids the
PBS show of the man that talks about outer space. Yeah,

(06:19):
Captain Compost is like that.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
But about compost.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
You got issues.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I swear, I can't help it. Like I took that
class last year with my friend because I'm trying to
garden in homestead and stuff, and I took that class
and the way he taught it, like I left with
pages of notes, and I literally have talked about Captain
Compost over the past year. I'm like, he's so smart,
he's so good at how he teaches it, Like he
needs we need a news station to.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Give him a segment.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, we don't, No, we don't, we do, we don't. Literally,
he was walking out a tractor supply with his wife
and I went, I'm sorry, are you Captain Compost And
he goes, he goes, yes, I am. He goes, You're
the second person this week that's recognized me somebody else
in home depot the other day, did I heard it out.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
What does he do?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
He makes composts?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
But on like YouTube, on TV, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
He teached the class I went to was at the
botanical gardens. He like, he just he teaches and he's
freaking awesome and he makes it you'll like this. He
makes it where it's almost like I don't know if
he's a pastor too or like a whatever, but he
finds a way to make composting and also a lesson
about God and it's just cool. I love it. It's

(07:39):
so I've never been so excited about composting. He goes,
take my number down, and I was like, cause, I
go I know, I like totally pulled the card.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I was like, I'm the morning show host. If you
ever listen to the Alabama show.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
And his wife goes, what's your name? And I was
like Alabama. I was like, if you ever need anything,
just call me. So he texts me and he goes,
happy gardening.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I loved it. I was so excited. I called me
mom my Grandma said, mam, just look outta compost.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
She goes, what the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I You've got issues? Like a man that deals with composting.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And you go quite cooler to me than Miley Cyrus.
I would rather hang out with Captain Compost than Miley
Cyrus any day.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
That is a wild take. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm a king of hot takes, and that's a hot take.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Call the show.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Who is somebody you have fangirled over so hard? And
did you make an idiot of yourself like I did?
Eight three three five o one? Bamo is the number?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six
two Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Illabama show on de Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was trying to find a video of Captain Compost
so I can show you a video of them. I
am fangirling. Eight three three five oh one?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Bamo is the number?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Who is somebody that you have fangled over and made
an idiot of yourself? Because I ran into Captain Compost
and I was like, oh my god, Captain Compost, I
love you, but there's no videos, Producer Blake, but I
have a photo.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
This is Captain Compost.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That is exactly what I expected. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
The thing is he looks like a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Super nice, But do I see the appeal of we
need to get him on the show. We need to
get him on Captain Pompost. If you're listening, call show
eight three three five on one Bama is the number,
I say, three three five one two two.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
You're going to be the first person ever get a
restraining order against from Captain Compost.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Micah, good morning. Who did you fan girl over? Uh?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Leonard Skinnyard at Rock to South and Coleman. I'm actually
from Coleman.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
How do you see Leonard Skinnyard Rock to South.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
I went there one of the first years he was there,
and uh, I actually didn't even know who he was.
He was actually in the crowd with some people, and
Uh I saw him and I was like, is that
Leonard Skinner? And my dad was like, yeah, that's that's him.
And I was like screaming, like little.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Girl, did he say hello or anything?

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Or did he just run from you when you started screaming?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
No, I mean like he obviously realized that I had
no idea who he was. Like when you see someone
in person like that for the first time, it was like, no,
that can be Damn, that's the one dressing.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Up hot take Captain Compost is white cooler than Leonard Skinner.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I hope you get restrained.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
There's three things you need to know the Element.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
There's a new department store coming to Pelham called Gabes.
It's a discount department store and they have a whole
range of stuff like clothes, home essentials and decor and more.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
So happy shopping.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You can still get audited this year. Have you even
done your Texas yet? Me? Neither. A lot of people
apparently are thinking about skipping their axes all together, according
to a survey with Credit Karma, because a lot of
people got fired from the IRS and they're like, oh,
they don't have enough employees, so nobody's gonna check me.
The IRS has issued a statement they said, yes, it

(11:12):
may take us longer to audit you, but we will
still audit you.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
They just got no free time, do they.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
By the way, it's April first taxes or do April fifteenth?
Get them done. Here's how to get a song out
of your head? Are you ready? Because I love singing
songs that get stuck in Producer Blake's head and he
gets mad. Right now. It's the Kate Bush song from
Stranger Things, we'll bring it up that okay. So here's
how to get the song out of your head. Number one,

(11:39):
chew gum. Okay, they say it misses like it ties
up your motor planning system and your brain whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Chew gum.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Listen or sing to the whole song, because usually when
you have it stuck in your head, you're just you've
got a small section of it stuck in your head.
If you listen to the whole thing and it'll get
it out, or listen to something completely different sounding.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I have to.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Go with cool.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
We're sorry that song's gonna be stuck in your head
the rest of the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com The.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Alabama Show on to Men's Amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
If you have good news you want to share and
call the show. Eight three three five oh one Bama.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Is the number.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Andrew, good morning, what are you excited about?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
We're actually going to Boogie Bottoms motorcycle rally and hate
in Alabama this week.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Can I've been to Boogie Bottoms before. That was the
first motorcycle rally I ever went to stay away from
the Baking Biker.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Oh yeah, you're talking to you.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
I go a lot of years in a row.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
I've been down there since two.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh my god, I'm gonna look for you next time
I go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'm gonna get
a scooter and ride it up there. I'm gonna ride
my pad at the Bookie Bottoms.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, that is great.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know what deserves that deserves an air horn, Buddy,
thank you for calling, Andrew. Yes, ma'am, I love y'all.
Hope you have an amazing day.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Producer Blake. What's your good news?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
They finally announced the continuation of the Spider Man series,
the end of the spider Verse but comes beyond the
Spider Verse. And they just released the fourth Tom Holland
Spider Man's coming out in next year.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Too great. I need to give you an air horn.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
We always tell people to call the show eight three
three five oh one, Bama if you have good news.
They are celebrating whatever it may be.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You can talk about chickens, I won't talk about Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
There is nothing too big or too small to celebrate.
You are absolutely correct. If I can say what's awesome
is chickens, you can say what's awesome as spider Man.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You you've given me attitude right now, I'll see it
in your face.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Call the show.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, The Alabama Show on Demands free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
We're both gonna hate today after this, we really are.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Why do you do stuff like that?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know, because it's entertaining. By the way, thank
you for listening to The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Okay eight three three five ohe Bama is
the number to call the show. We have to take
care of something today, really important.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
If it's an animal, I will leave.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Celsius is bringing us a mini fridge to the studio
to fill with Celsius Energy drinks. The problem is is
we have a mini fridge in the studio already that
we need to get rid of and we need to
clean it. And I have had this Mani fridge in
the studio and put food in it months ago that

(14:56):
I have forgotten to take out. And we've opened it
one time, like three month months ago, and we almost
threw up because it's.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Like we had to have a hazmat team come in
to re certify the air because it was so bad
in here.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I know, and we need, I need, we need. We
just got to do it. We've got to open the
fridge and get this stuff out and get rid of it.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
You're getting the stuff out and cleaning it.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I will take care of it.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
But the thing is, I'm still gonna have to regret
it because I'm.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Going to open it right now and see how long
it takes.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
For the smell.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Please don't, please, don't, please don't, please don't don't.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Please please please please, I've doing it. I don't think
it's that bad.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
I'm already starting to fill the gag coming.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I don't think it's that bad. Somebody threw away the egg?

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Why would you? I don't understand why you're.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
You want to guess how if you taste this yogurt?
Do you want to know the expiration date on this yogurt?
Enjoy by August thirtieth of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
It looks great, it's brown?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Was it brown?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
No yogurt should come brown.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Or if you
want this mini fridge, come get it a three, three
five oh one.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
BAMA is the number.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on Demand.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't forget today is April Fools, so keep a lookout
for all the pranks today, also anything you missed on
the show. Download the free iHeartRadio app and look at
the Alabama Show on Demand.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
We'll see you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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