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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm so glad it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's tom Tom for what the weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Thank god? Has this been the longest week ever?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's up there?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh god, I forgot it?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why are we even here? You just want to leave today?
You know what. It's Friday. You do the show. I'm
over it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We know how that turned out last time.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You want to be the game show host?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I can ask questions.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Do you want to do? Three things you need to know?
You want to.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Do?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You ask Alabama Bug producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't think that one turned out very well either
last time.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Okay, fine, I'll do the show. Hey I'm Alabama with
producer Blake. Thank you for listening. Happy Friday. Next time,
what are you going to do this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Call the show.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm sober and already. It's okay. We're all there. Sometimes
it'd be.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Like that, eight three three five O one, Bama is
the number to call the show.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's actually gonna be a good day today.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
I we have asked Alabama on the way at seven o'clock,
what the hell headlines?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We got some good ones today.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Crazy things people are doing in the news at six
fifty and eight fifty, but call anytime eight three thirty
five oh one, Bama is the number is.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What the hell? Headlines on The Alabama.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Show, a man got arrested for wearing a pink thong
outside of an Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Where else are you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Supposed to wear them?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Guess where this happened.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm gonna guess Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Absolutely Florida.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
He was wearing a pink thong and a pink wig
and he was stumbling around, causing a disturbance for all
of the diners at Applebee's that day.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This puts two for twenty at a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
The pink pony cloth.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
He tried to get into a car that didn't belong
to him. But the best part is his mugshot. Yes,
he got arrested, But this guy, could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He looks like an old man. Could you imagine him
walking around in a pink song? That's all I can imagine?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why you super easy trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Alabama, Tanya girl, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, listen, I've been sitting in my car with my
coffee for forty five minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Are you serious just to play Super Easy Trivia? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I set my alarm. Laugh, car girl, I freaking love you.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Are you going anywhere or did you just go to
your car to listen to the radio?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes? Yes, Tanya, you want to play. You want to
play Super Easy Trivia for tickets to the little line.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You know I do?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
All right? You know how it works. I'll ask the
questions producer, Blake, is your left line? Are you ready?
I'm so ready, Tanya. What an animal is known as
the king of the jungle, the lion? Good job, Producer, Blake.
That is him being a very scary lion.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Next question, Tania, what Disney Princess had a fairy godmother
named Fairy Godmother Cinderella.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Absolutely never would have got that one.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And then last one for the win. What is the
main ingredient in guacamole.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Avocados from Ico? Congratulations, girl, you just won Super Easy Trivia.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're going to see Lil Wayne.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So, the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency just shared road rage
tips after a video went viral of a truck running
into the side of a car multiple times on nine twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I've noticed a lot more road rage recently than I
have years.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yes, and here are the tips.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
If you find yourself in an aggressive situation, stay calm,
avoid eye contact with the driver because they could see
it as a sign of aggression.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
This is like when you see an angry dog.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Did you see a bear?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Rules?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I know it's fine, I know it sounds funny, but
this guy could have killed somebody. Don't retaliate by blowing
the horn or making gestures. Put as much distance between
yourself and the driver, Let them go by you and
call nine one one as soon as possible, and be
stiff out there and people quit being jerks on the road.
Lebron James just became a combassador.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Did you see this?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, He's making history by getting his very own Ken doll.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm so obsessed.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
It's Mattel's first ever cambassador for Barbie.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The doll is taller than regular Kin dolls.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It features James wearing a Varsity jacket, Beats headphones, and
Nike Terminator's shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You can get it on Amazon, Walmart, Target, and.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Seventy five Bugs and here is how to figure out
your pets Love language.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, they have love languages.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
This is so dumb.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
According to the expert, the dogs love languages or either food,
verbal praise, physical touch, and interactive play.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And how to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
If they respond to treats, they are food motivated. If
they lean in for pets or cuddle up to you,
they like to be touched. Dogs who like their toys
thrive on playing with their pack, and those who love
to do tricks equate love with being assigned a tough
task like a worker dog.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm gonna be honest with you, that's insane.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
But once you figure out your dog's love language, it's
going to strengthen your bond.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Dogs love almost all those Now.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I had four dogs, and every single one of them
I'm going over the love language in my head with them,
and they all have different ones because they are all
motivated more by different things.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I got a cuddleer, two food motivators, and a trick.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't believe any of that. I believe we're going
back to the nineties with this one.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
More at the Alabama Show dot com The Alabama Show
on to me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Good Morning Ashland. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I heard my sister say she was in love with
my fiance.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Oh no, that's why we do ask Alabama. We do
our best to help. Eight three thirty five O one
BAMA is the number if you ever have an issue.
What's going on with your sister being in love with
your fiance?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
You know, we threw a party for my sister who
had just moved back home from out of town. And
you know, she and I we have a lot of
mutual friends because we grew up together.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So at the party, what happened.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
So there was a lot of drinks flowing, and towards
the end of the night, people are getting drunk, and
I was on my way to the bathroom and I
overheard her crying, and I was about to go in
and try to console her, but then I heard my
fiance's name. Okay, so I paused and listened, and she
basically said she had feelings for him.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh my god, what did you do?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I just left because I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, And so she's your sister and you're engaged.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Is she supposed to be in the wedding.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, she's supposed to be my bridesmaid in our wedding,
and I just I now, I just don't feel comfortable
with her there anymore because I don't want her to
call the scene or hit on my fiance.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Absolutely. Have you talked to her about it yet?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
I talked to her mom.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, you talked to your mom about it? And what
does your mom say?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
She says, I'm overreacting and I can't kick my sister
out of our wedding over something she said when she
was like drunk.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So okay, Producer Blake, what do you think ken Ashlyn
ban her sister now from being in her wedding or
should she let her still be a bridesmaid?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Thank you booter her you bet her for a party.
There's I mean, there's no point in because you know
how she feels. Being drunk does not mean you're not
Do you even let her come to the wedding at all? No,
you don't, like, there's no point. You know how she feels,
and she's can be like that's not okay.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
So you're telling me you have never done anything dumb
while you're drunk and said something that maybe you didn't
mean and realize the next day, Oh my god, why
did I do that?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
That's fine, but to have that heart of a connection
and say that, you have to actually have feelings sober.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I think you.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Talked to your sister about it and see, like if
you think it's really genuine or if maybe she was
just drunk, as the.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Great instinct has said, bye bye bye, Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
My god, Call the show.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Get out.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number.
I'm sure you're not the only person who has a
sibling who's had a crush on the person they were dating.
Like I have seen this before. Call the show. What
should Ashland do? That's eight three three five oh one
two two six to two.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
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Speaker 5 (08:46):
Veronica, would you kick your little sister out if she
had a crush on your fiance?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Absolutely? My old slush and blood is treating me like that.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I'm thinking you look like a jump at the altar.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, she's got to go. Oh, she's got to go
to ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I'm the one with the ring on the finger.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Please, Queen, You're gonna have to go. Well, I love you.
Do you have sisters?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I do I have sick?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Have any of your sisters ever flirted with any of
your boyfriends? No, thankfully not we I have not had
to cross that bridge. Good well. I love you, Thank
you for Collin.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Eight three thirte five O one Bama is the number, Emily.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Are you calling about Ashland overhearing her sister confess that
she had a crush on her fiance when she was drunk?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I just have a question. Okay, what's your question?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Right?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Is there going to be alcohol at this weddingh I.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Don't know, but that's a very good question. Okay, if
there's alcohol, she's not allowed to.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Go because if she was drunk saying she was in
love with the fiance and we don't need to.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Get her drunk again. No, no, she just needs to
be cast off at that wedding. That is a great,
a great point. I love you, Thank you for Colin.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Have a good day, guys, Love y'all. Eight three three
five oem Memo is the number to call. Brad, Good morning.
What do you think about Ashlan's little sister having a
crush on her fiance?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
First thing she needs to do is ask her fiance
has he done anything to encourage this feeling.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So what do you think he did?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
I have no clue. But she wouldn't just be in
love with him.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
To be in love with him, well, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Girls get crushes all the time. I have a crush
on Jason Momoa. He never flirted with me.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
You just like his money.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No one like his.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Abs and his pegs and his tattoos and his beard
and his.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Stuff voice and other stuff. Not say for radio. Thank Daddy,
better watch out.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Brad, I love you, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
There's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
You all right. There's places you can get Easter dinner
in Birmingham this year.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
If you want takeout.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Urban cook House has hash brown castrole green beans and
orange rolls. Also you can get Hometown Fair, Martin's Barbecue
and Meals by Misty.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So there's all kinds of options.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
If you don't want to cook this year, just get takeout,
bring at home, don't tell anybody. Just take it out
of the packages, put it on plates and say I
made this. Do you love waffle House?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I love waffle House. What is wrong with you? Oh
my god? Their fiesta Olmlet no Ham, their pecan waffle.
You love waffles? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I'm producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Anyway, waffle House just announced twenty four to seven delivery.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
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Speaker 2 (11:38):
Have fun.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And jelly Roll just revealed a two hundred pound weight loss.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Do you see this?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I've not seen this one.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We love jelly Roll. He did a new health update.
He said, I started at five.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Hundred and forty pounds and as of this morning, I
was three hundred and fifty seven pounds. That means two
hundred pounds he lost. He said he wants to lose
another one hundred pounds and then goes guy diving with
his wife in Sweden.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That's pretty sick.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's what's your goal.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
You're on a weight loss journey. Are you going to
do anything when you hit your goal? Are you gonna
go jump off out of a plane.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think what I'm going to do is, yeah, I'll
probably do that bungee jump.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
He said, the thing that helped him lose weight the
most is he was motivated by the people he met
along the way, and people that come up to him
and share their sobriety date or a story or something
they've dealt with, and he goes that has motivated me
to keep going.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So that's awesome. That's the three things you need to know.
More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
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Speaker 2 (12:39):
Maddie, good morning. Do you have good news? It's my birthday?
I'm thirty five and it's on a Friday. How are
you going to celebrate? I'm going bar hopping with them
from friends? Girl? Are you going with the girls? Do
you have a boyfriend who's your designated driver? We are ubery?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Are you going to make up your own drink called
the Maddie and make it mad Dog twenty twenty?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I love that?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Is this our official invite?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You are more than welcome to come. That would be
super fun. Producer Blake will be a designated driver. Don't
worry about the uber.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's that on me.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's awesome. Happy birthday, Maddie, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
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Speaker 2 (13:26):
Who else forgot to do their taxes?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
And now it's like three days before and we're all panicking.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Like me and Producer Blake, I do need to catch
you up.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I'm not I kept saying I was going to do
mine in February, right when we got our W two's.
By the way, I hate I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, I'm producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Why have you not done yours?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I forget?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I literally I'll go home with the plan to do them.
Don't do it at all. I just forget.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Do you ever get a refund or do you ever
owe taxes?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I always get a refund.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do you do them yourself?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Uh? Yes, recently I have. I do too, And it's
not as fun as you may think.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It's not because I I think I'm gonna get audited
and get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Why are you saying this for the public. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
If you're an IRS auditor and you're listening, you didn't
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Hear this, I know what you're talking about. Well, I
think I messed something up.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Well, the thing is I look, okay, if we're gonna
go down this route, I think it's a scam.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, taxes no irs.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I mean they did say because a lot of people
got laid off this year, they will still audit you.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's just gonna say what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
I think that's kind of wild that they're trying so
hard to take my money.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I don't make enough for you to care. I don't
make enough for me to Carey are you angry? Back
for a second.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
This is not one of those bullies in those eighties movies.
You're like, why you going after this guy? You're like
this guy that has give me your lunch money. Yeah,
He's like, I don't have any lunch money. It's like, well,
you're gonna give me your shorts then, thanks, Iram.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Have you ever done your taxes late? I've done it
a couple of days late before.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, I've never done it late.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Call the show if you've ever been late? Like, do
you get in trouble if you do that? Also? Have
you done your taxes yet? A? Three thirty five one
BAMO is the number the.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Alabama Show on demands free on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
App Chris, good morning, have you done your taxes yet.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have not see We're not the only ones.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Ye, I know this week?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Why are you waiting? We got the whole weekend. Are
you going to do it this weekend?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I should. I can't promise that, I am.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
We're all gonna be.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
On Tuesday sitting here panic doing our taxes. We're gonna
end up doing our taxes live on the air on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Mm hmm. Yeah, it could happen. It's gonna I'm still
way ahead of my past self because there was one
period where I had like three years where it didn't fight.
I don't recommend doing that, Chris.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why did you not follow your taxes for three years?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Well? What happened was I didn't like three or four
hundred dollars and I was so ridiculous broke at the time.
I did not have the money to pay for the taxes.
I didn't know what to do, and then the deadline
passed and they just rolled from there.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Ida be really awesome, are real? Honest? You had me
at well what happened was anything after that? It was
really relevant.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Don't do it, but you can survive it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You were listening to the Alabama Show home on demand?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Are you ready to go, Let's leave, all right. I'm
happy freaking Friday. We survived this week. Anything you missed
all week.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
On the show go followed the Alabama Show on social media.
You can see the weird food combinations that producer Blake
and I tried.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That was lovely.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah I don't even put that adjective together or adverb
with it. Yeah I do that.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It's there also our Easter potatoes and more. It's all
at the Alabama Show. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.