April 14, 2025 • 18 mins
Collin does not like his wife's cooking and wants her to stop altogether before she ends up killing him in today's Ask Alabama. Alabama and Producer Blake play Bonnaroo Bingo and give away tickets. Things are getting heated between Travis Kelce and Kanye West in 3 Things You NEED To Know.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Wait a minute, which is what I'm I'm done. I'm
I just found out the worst thing in the entire
history of ever. Okay, Producer Blake as not a Star
Wars fan.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You could have said, what the worst thing in the galaxy?
It is the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's the worst thing in the entire universe.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You're a nerd.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
How do you not like Star Wars? I love Star Wars.
I think it's kind of overrated, Yoda Chewbaca.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, that's actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
See thank you, Princess Leiah, Darth Vader, who are you?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's kind of overrated.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
The bar scene where they go to the bar and oh,
have you not been to any of the Disney Star
Wars Like I went to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
They had a Star Wars World. You've never been there.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Never been Disneyland worlds.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or Land, God.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Never been to any big amusement park.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Producer Blake was roasting me. I was like, do you
like Star Wars? What were you saying?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, I think it's very overrated. Maybe it was cool
in the seventies, eighties and nineties, got your mouth but
whenever it hit.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now, God, this is the difference between a gen z
or in a millennial.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, I wouldn't say so. Most of my friends love
those movies.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Why are you so weird?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You can ask my wa baka now I already said,
shebaka drop of the hut?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah the.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Eh okay?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Well anyway, good morning, My Monday is just started off
on a bad note.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Was it good?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Call the show? We want to hear from you. Eight
three thirty five oh one, and Bama is the number.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
On the Alabama Show, four people got arrested for riding
their horses through a Walmart.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, you know, God forbid anybody have hobbies anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Would you write it?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Through a Walmart in Louisiana, they got arrested. Here is
one of the guys who was accused and turned himself in.
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went in there, Rode. We always read tamaka. We just
wanted to do it that day. I mean it was fun.
We went famous. That's all we want to hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No, bad than nothing. It's Super Easy Trivia with the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Tiya, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I'm all my way home from a bouncin burn class?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What what? What happens in a bouncing burn class?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So it's an Argo Alabama and we do bounce and
burns in the morning. It's a trampoline and a weight class.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
First off, I need to go to this because this
sounds like so much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Second off, kudos.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
To you for going before six o'clock in the morning, because,
oh my gosh, girl.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm trying to get skinny for summers. All right, I'm
with you. I'm with you. Tiya.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia for tickets
to Talladega?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I am Please tell.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Me you're a Star Wars fan at Star Wars theme today.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh I'm not. We can do it. We'll get through
it anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I am a producer, Blakeson, I'm so devastated. Nobody loves
Star Wars but the only person probably fine.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right? See difference between millennials and Gen z ers.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's millennial.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, uh, Tiya, finish the name.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Of this Star Wars character R two.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I got y R.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Two D two is correct. Next question, all right, Tiya,
can you name this Star Wars character?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It starts with a ys strong with you it is yes, okay.
Last question es Star Wars Super Easy tribute today to you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who is Luke's father?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Starth Sader?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
I am the father.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He is correct, Carl, Congratulations, you did it. You're going
to Talladega.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Thank you all work next to Talladega.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So I'm bragging about.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
This this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's three things you need to know the Element show.
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Did you see bencon Boone brought Brian May from Quinn
on stage at Coachella.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I did see that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, nobody knew who he was.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Everybody like people are roasting the crowd. Somebody said the
crowd did not pass the vibe check because all the
people who were watching didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
React enough to them.
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though that this happened.
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At least you can hear the crowd there.
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They did, at least cheer them on a little bit.
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Well, they enjoyed the concert at least, yeah.
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They did.
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I love Benson Boone. He does remind me of Freddy
Mercury a little bit.
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Okay, here are.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Things you are eating that you think are healthy but
are not really healthy. Yogurt with freud on the bottom
has just as much sugar as a race's cup.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
WHOA who would guess?
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Is that something you've been eat me eating?
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Though? Veggie burgers, I would eat those. A lot of
those are highly processed food with a lot of salt
and then juicing. You're getting too much sugar and no fiber.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't deal with sugar, so I'm kind of the
leader right now.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're good?
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All right?
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That's sweet.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Good morning, Colin. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
My wife needs to learn how to cook Oh no, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Why we do ask Alabama.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
We do our best to help you, although I don't
know if I want to help you in this one
eight three three five I one Bama is the number
if you ever.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Have a problem. Why does your wife need to learn
how to cook? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Why because I feel like she's about to kill me
or somebody else. If I'm being completely honest, I'm married
to her now for like.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What eight years?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Eight years?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, and honestly we have a good thing going. It's
just that her cooking is the only problem.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She's gonna kill somebody. One she does way too much guessing.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
She's like, oh, I can't remember if it was this
much of this or this much of that. But two,
she is so worried about overcooking any sort of meat
or protein that she will undercook everything, including chicken.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh does she cook every night?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
But no, no, no, no, no no no. We split a
fifty to fifty because I like to cook too. Okay,
but when I cook, I have full autonomy of the kitchen.
I'm going around, I'm doing my thing.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I let her, you know, you go watch your.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Stories, get in the other room, do your nails. Whatever
she's cooking in the kitchen, I'm literally following her around
right behind, like a little Soux chef. I'm watching her
like hawk, because she just will undercook everything.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Like, what are some of the things that she cooks bad?
Besides me?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I think it would honestly be a shorter list if
I told her to think she does well?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Great?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know she was great fine. Oh my god,
I'm trying to help her out and she's like, oh,
you're just being picky. I'm not being picky, she's being ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh you want to know what she was doing last night?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So last night she was just cooking rice.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know how you mess up rice.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I don't know how you mess up right.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I can't convince her to put more water in the post.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
She's like, we don't need more water in fine. I
was like, it's crunchy, it's not fine.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
And I'm like trying to be nice, like, hey, I
just googled this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Does she only cook for you or does she cook
for other people too?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, we have friends over for dinnity. The other night
we ended up getting into big fight because I was
following her around her so closely. That I kept stepping
on the back of her shoes and she was losing it,
and I was like, well, I don't want you to
kill a guest.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh god, So is that that was? Y'all's fine? Are
y'all talking now?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
This is why I have a chance to call you
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Producer Blake, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Know, but I feel like, if you're going to serve
somebody chicken, bless her heart, like she should not be
asking do you want it? Medium?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you want it?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Medium?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wize? Do you want it?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
She was like, no, you don't, babe, Babe, you cannot.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh my god. What would you do if you married
your girlfriend and she couldn't cook? If the road would.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Say you're not cooking anymore?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, kitchen, suck this, get a new hobby. I love
you to death, but I don't love you enough to die.
Oh my god. At least she's trying. Hey, kudos to.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
You for for cooking half the time to call the show.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number?
That's eight three three five one two two sixty two?
Have you ever dealt with this?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Call in the Alabama Show on demand free on the
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Speaker 5 (09:27):
Who's the person in your relationship that doesn't know how
to cook? Producer Blake, Uh probable, I'm saying it to you.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay. Eight three three five I one Bama is the number. Kelly,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
What do you think about Colin's wife who undercooks the meat?
I think she needs first of all, meat thermometer.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And then second of all, maybe they could take like
a cooking class together. I love that. That would be
a great date. Yeah, do a cooking class together and
then get her a really good meat thermometer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Thank you for calling, Kelly, Ella, I love you too.
Eight three thirty five O one Banna is the number
to call the show. Valerie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
About Colin and his wife and the undercooked chicken?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
One of them people.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I always think women just know how to cook a
man can't.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Maybe he can cook.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Maybe she can't.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Let it go, baby baby maybe and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Maybe he just off her back a little bit too
much and she's nervous because he's back a little bit
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He's here dad all the time. I agree.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
If somebody's following me around, watching me do stuff all
the time, I'm like, get off my back.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I think it could be making her nervous and she's
trying and she's gonna make mistake.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay, so just take out with a cooking colin.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, maybe he's not so worried that he's cooking or
she's cooking for him.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Maybe it's more worried. It's the next thing I eat
kills me.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Will that be put on her?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh he's just over exaggerating.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, I kind of think, you know, that's what ordering
out for if they have friends.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Or he and again.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
For days and there are a whole lot stayed up
on her backside when she's trying to sit around the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
That I love you, Valerie, Valerie, thank.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You for calling.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love y'all, pe good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's three things you need to know you.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Okay, So we're giving away tickets to Bonnerrey if you
want to go all this week. Luke, Colmbs, Olivia Rodrigue,
Avril Levane Hoosier.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's going to be super awesome in June.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Make sure you are listening to the show every single
day this week at eight o'clock for your chance to
win tickets to Bonnery Tax days tomorrow. A ton of
us are still working on them producer Blake, have you
done your taxes yet?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I haven't even started working all night.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I did mine yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
That's what I did all day, all afternoon yesterday was taxes.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
There was a poll taken on Friday.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Only two thirds of Americans have already filed.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So that's a third of us. That is a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't see. I'm gonna do mine tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You better it's text days tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Here's the drama between Kanye West and Travis Kelcey. In
a battle of Kanye and Travis, who do you think
will win physically?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Travis, He's built absolutely.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Kanye back on Twitter Akax, posting a lot of stuff
about Taylor Swift saying that she hooked up with Justin
Bieber and Harry Styles. Taylor Swift sent Kanye West a
cease and desist, but it ain't over because Travis Kelcey
is fired up. A source says, I'm getting fired up
talking about this. Sources say he is outraged and Travis
(12:38):
wants to have it out with Kanye West. Man demand
hell does it.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
He would be the first person in human history to
stop Kanye.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Put him in the ring, make it a boxing match.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
The whole world wants to see Travis Kelcey punch Kanye West.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
In the face, knock him out, knock him out.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I would you know what, I would pay a subscription
to watch that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Don't people do that for like boxing and stuff? Don't
they buy it?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I don't know them.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I would buy that. I would do it. I would
bet on it.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I would buy I would do all the things Kanye
knock them out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I'm paying to go live. That's three things you need
to know.
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Alabama Show.
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Speaker 5 (13:21):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Valerie, good morning. Do you have good news? What are
you celebrating? You know I have My son is in
the military and we're celebrating that. Hey home, we're enjoying that.
Won't well? You Are you gonna go visit him in
Africa and do a sfar?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I would love to, but no, if I would let
me climb in his big old double.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Bag and.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
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That's that's great news.
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Yes, my thank you have a good day.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You're listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
In today's game of Bonnaroo Bingo. Here's how it works.
Are you ready, Producer Blake? Yes, hi, I'm Alabama, your hosts.
We are giving away tickets to Bonnaroo if you want
to go, see Luke Combs, Tyler the Creator, Glass Animals,
Olivia Rodrigu.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
My personal favorite band, Bill Murray, Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
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Speaker 5 (14:25):
If you want to go, We're playing Bonnery Bingo all
week long.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Here's what you have to do. You have to call
in and guess the things on the Bingo cards.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
In today's theme of Bingo, Producer Blake and I made
Bengo cards for each other. What do you think we're
gonna spend our tax money on? I cannot wait. We're
not gonna read everything on ours, but you got to
call you guests three things. If you get them in
a row, it could be in a horizontal, vertical or
(14:53):
a cross. Yes, the middle is a free space. I'm
gonna hand you your Bingo card. You hand me mine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You can say one thing.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
On you that I put on it, that I think
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Okay, I don't. I'm not gonna be honest with that
exacle what this one means? So we're gonna say that one.
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Speaker 5 (15:13):
Oh okay, why did you do a kid coloring on
somebody's face?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's content? Because you're gonna be pranking me.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I have spending money on content. All right, I'll take
that call the show. If you want to play Bonnaroo Bingo,
you get to choose who's Bingo card? You try to
get three in a row eight three three five oh one.
Memo is the number that's eight three three five oh
one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Brook Are you calling to play Bonnaroo Bingo?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
All right, girl, you know how it works. You gotta
guess three things in a row on our Bingo cards.
Would you like to guess what's on Producer Blake's Bingo
card or my Bengo card? For how we're gonna spend
our tax money?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want to do yours?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Definitely?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, Brooke, all right, you get three guesses. We'll
see if we can get you three in a row
on the Bengo card. What's guest number one?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Vacation? Oh, there's no vacation. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
You still get two more guesses and there is a
free space.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What's your next guess? I would say anything for your dog. Okay, there,
dog is all right. Dog is on the Benga card.
All right, last guess, last guest. Let's see if you
fill it three in a row on the card? Could
pay all any like get what would be another name
for it? What would you call it? Bills?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, like a pass build. You're not gonna believe this,
I'll promise you. I cannot because the middle is a
free space and you.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Have got all in a row.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
You literally are a first callar. But I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You are the first person to call in, first person
to play. Literally, you just got three in a row.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Vertically thought, I'm about to pass away you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
One by Bingo. You're going to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Congratulations, thank you, Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The Alabama shows amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Congratulations again Brooke who won Bonnery Bingo.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We're gonna play it again tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
Show for tickets to Bonnery.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We made bingo cards today.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That was what we thought each other was going to
spend our tax return on. I'm gonna I'm gonna go
through some of the things on mine because we'll use
your bingo card tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Producer Blake Chickens. Yes, what's this crowd of people that's
for your birthday party? Okay? Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Starbucks?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, a chicken coop that is quite possible.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
In ducks, yep, I'll be very honest, I'm over raising ducks.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Not buy it anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Hold me show up yours, say two of the things
on there, because we'll have people guess and you have
to get them in a row.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So we're not like spoiling anything.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Okay, Energy drinks, yeah, and games.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Call it duty anyway, Bony Bingo. We're gonna do it
again tomorrow. Make sure you're listening at eight am for
your chance to win on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hey, we're done. Anything you missed on the show.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Make sure you download the Alabama Show on demand tomorrow morning. Also,
you want to be here at eight o'clock. We're going
to play bonerou Bingo for your chance to win tickets
to Bonnaroo. We're doing that all week long at eight am,
and we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Wait a minute, which is what I'm I'm done. I'm
I just found out the worst thing in the entire
history of ever. Okay, Producer Blake as not a Star
Wars fan.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You could have said, what the worst thing in the galaxy?
It is the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's the worst thing in the entire universe.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You're a nerd.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
How do you not like Star Wars? I love Star Wars.
I think it's kind of overrated, Yoda Chewbaca.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, that's actually pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
See thank you, Princess Leiah, Darth Vader, who are you?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's kind of overrated.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
The bar scene where they go to the bar and oh,
have you not been to any of the Disney Star
Wars Like I went to Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
They had a Star Wars World. You've never been there.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Never been Disneyland worlds.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Or Land, God.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Never been to any big amusement park.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Producer Blake was roasting me. I was like, do you
like Star Wars? What were you saying?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, I think it's very overrated. Maybe it was cool
in the seventies, eighties and nineties, got your mouth but
whenever it hit.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now, God, this is the difference between a gen z
or in a millennial.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, I wouldn't say so. Most of my friends love
those movies.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Why are you so weird?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You can ask my wa baka now I already said,
shebaka drop of the hut?
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Yeah the.
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Eh okay?
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Well anyway, good morning, My Monday is just started off
on a bad note.
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Call the show? We want to hear from you. Eight
three thirty five oh one, and Bama is the number.
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It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
On the Alabama Show, four people got arrested for riding
their horses through a Walmart.
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Yeah, you know, God forbid anybody have hobbies anymore?
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Would you write it?
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Through a Walmart in Louisiana, they got arrested. Here is
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Oh yeah, that's my emotion to support animal. We just
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wanted to do it that day. I mean it was fun.
We went famous. That's all we want to hurt.
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No, bad than nothing. It's Super Easy Trivia with the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Tiya, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I'm all my way home from a bouncin burn class?
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What what? What happens in a bouncing burn class?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
So it's an Argo Alabama and we do bounce and
burns in the morning. It's a trampoline and a weight class.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
First off, I need to go to this because this
sounds like so much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Second off, kudos.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
To you for going before six o'clock in the morning, because,
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I'm trying to get skinny for summers. All right, I'm
with you. I'm with you. Tiya.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia for tickets
to Talladega?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I am Please tell.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Me you're a Star Wars fan at Star Wars theme today.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh I'm not. We can do it. We'll get through
it anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I am a producer, Blakeson, I'm so devastated. Nobody loves
Star Wars but the only person probably fine.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right? See difference between millennials and Gen z ers.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's millennial.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, uh, Tiya, finish the name.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Of this Star Wars character R two.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I got y R.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Two D two is correct. Next question, all right, Tiya,
can you name this Star Wars character?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It starts with a ys strong with you it is yes, okay.
Last question es Star Wars Super Easy tribute today to you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Who is Luke's father?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Starth Sader?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
I am the father.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He is correct, Carl, Congratulations, you did it. You're going
to Talladega.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Thank you all work next to Talladega.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So I'm bragging about.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
This this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's three things you need to know the Element show.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Okay, So we have new night time I sixty five
roadwork in Shelby County.
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Here's what you need to know. It has already begun.
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The repairs are going to happen Sunday nights through Thursday
nights between nine pm.
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And five am.
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By five am, all the lanes will reopen and you
should be fine. But until then, if you got to
travel overnight, I would skip going around I sixty five.
Did you see bencon Boone brought Brian May from Quinn
on stage at Coachella.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I did see that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, nobody knew who he was.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Everybody like people are roasting the crowd. Somebody said the
crowd did not pass the vibe check because all the
people who were watching didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
React enough to them.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I don't think they knew who was Here's a moment
though that this happened.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
At least you can hear the crowd there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They did, at least cheer them on a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, they enjoyed the concert at least, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
They did.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I love Benson Boone. He does remind me of Freddy
Mercury a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, here are.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Things you are eating that you think are healthy but
are not really healthy. Yogurt with freud on the bottom
has just as much sugar as a race's cup.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
WHOA who would guess?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Is that something you've been eat me eating?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Though? Veggie burgers, I would eat those. A lot of
those are highly processed food with a lot of salt
and then juicing. You're getting too much sugar and no fiber.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't deal with sugar, so I'm kind of the
leader right now.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're good?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's sweet.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Things you need to know more at the Alabama Show
dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Good morning, Colin. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
My wife needs to learn how to cook Oh no, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Why we do ask Alabama.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
We do our best to help you, although I don't
know if I want to help you in this one
eight three three five I one Bama is the number
if you ever.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Have a problem. Why does your wife need to learn
how to cook? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Why because I feel like she's about to kill me
or somebody else. If I'm being completely honest, I'm married
to her now for like.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
What eight years?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Eight years?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, and honestly we have a good thing going. It's
just that her cooking is the only problem.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
She's gonna kill somebody. One she does way too much guessing.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
She's like, oh, I can't remember if it was this
much of this or this much of that. But two,
she is so worried about overcooking any sort of meat
or protein that she will undercook everything, including chicken.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Oh does she cook every night?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
But no, no, no, no, no no no. We split a
fifty to fifty because I like to cook too. Okay,
but when I cook, I have full autonomy of the kitchen.
I'm going around, I'm doing my thing.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I let her, you know, you go watch your.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Stories, get in the other room, do your nails. Whatever
she's cooking in the kitchen, I'm literally following her around
right behind, like a little Soux chef. I'm watching her
like hawk, because she just will undercook everything.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Like, what are some of the things that she cooks bad?
Besides me?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I think it would honestly be a shorter list if
I told her to think she does well?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Great?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know she was great fine. Oh my god,
I'm trying to help her out and she's like, oh,
you're just being picky. I'm not being picky, she's being ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh you want to know what she was doing last night?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So last night she was just cooking rice.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know how you mess up rice.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I don't know how you mess up right.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I can't convince her to put more water in the post.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
She's like, we don't need more water in fine. I
was like, it's crunchy, it's not fine.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
And I'm like trying to be nice, like, hey, I
just googled this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Does she only cook for you or does she cook
for other people too?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, we have friends over for dinnity. The other night
we ended up getting into big fight because I was
following her around her so closely. That I kept stepping
on the back of her shoes and she was losing it,
and I was like, well, I don't want you to
kill a guest.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh god, So is that that was? Y'all's fine? Are
y'all talking now?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
This is why I have a chance to call you
right now.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Producer Blake, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Know, but I feel like, if you're going to serve
somebody chicken, bless her heart, like she should not be
asking do you want it? Medium?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you want it?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Medium?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wize? Do you want it?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
She was like, no, you don't, babe, Babe, you cannot.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh my god. What would you do if you married
your girlfriend and she couldn't cook? If the road would.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Say you're not cooking anymore?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, kitchen, suck this, get a new hobby. I love
you to death, but I don't love you enough to die.
Oh my god. At least she's trying. Hey, kudos to.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
You for for cooking half the time to call the show.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number?
That's eight three three five one two two sixty two?
Have you ever dealt with this?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Call in the Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Who's the person in your relationship that doesn't know how
to cook? Producer Blake, Uh probable, I'm saying it to you.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay. Eight three three five I one Bama is the number. Kelly,
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
What do you think about Colin's wife who undercooks the meat?
I think she needs first of all, meat thermometer.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And then second of all, maybe they could take like
a cooking class together. I love that. That would be
a great date. Yeah, do a cooking class together and
then get her a really good meat thermometer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Thank you for calling, Kelly, Ella, I love you too.
Eight three thirty five O one Banna is the number
to call the show. Valerie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What do you think.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
About Colin and his wife and the undercooked chicken?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
One of them people.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I always think women just know how to cook a
man can't.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Maybe he can cook.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Maybe she can't.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Let it go, baby baby maybe and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Maybe he just off her back a little bit too
much and she's nervous because he's back a little bit
on the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He's here dad all the time. I agree.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
If somebody's following me around, watching me do stuff all
the time, I'm like, get off my back.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I think it could be making her nervous and she's
trying and she's gonna make mistake.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay, so just take out with a cooking colin.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, maybe he's not so worried that he's cooking or
she's cooking for him.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Maybe it's more worried. It's the next thing I eat
kills me.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Will that be put on her?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh he's just over exaggerating.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, I kind of think, you know, that's what ordering
out for if they have friends.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Or he and again.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
For days and there are a whole lot stayed up
on her backside when she's trying to sit around the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
That I love you, Valerie, Valerie, thank.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You for calling.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love y'all, pe good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's three things you need to know you.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Okay, So we're giving away tickets to Bonnerrey if you
want to go all this week. Luke, Colmbs, Olivia Rodrigue,
Avril Levane Hoosier.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's going to be super awesome in June.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Make sure you are listening to the show every single
day this week at eight o'clock for your chance to
win tickets to Bonnery Tax days tomorrow. A ton of
us are still working on them producer Blake, have you
done your taxes yet?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I haven't even started working all night.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I did mine yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
That's what I did all day, all afternoon yesterday was taxes.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
There was a poll taken on Friday.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Only two thirds of Americans have already filed.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So that's a third of us. That is a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I don't see. I'm gonna do mine tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You better it's text days tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Here's the drama between Kanye West and Travis Kelcey. In
a battle of Kanye and Travis, who do you think
will win physically?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Travis, He's built absolutely.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Kanye back on Twitter Akax, posting a lot of stuff
about Taylor Swift saying that she hooked up with Justin
Bieber and Harry Styles. Taylor Swift sent Kanye West a
cease and desist, but it ain't over because Travis Kelcey
is fired up. A source says, I'm getting fired up
talking about this. Sources say he is outraged and Travis
(12:38):
wants to have it out with Kanye West. Man demand
hell does it.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
He would be the first person in human history to
stop Kanye.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Put him in the ring, make it a boxing match.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
The whole world wants to see Travis Kelcey punch Kanye West.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
In the face, knock him out, knock him out.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I would you know what, I would pay a subscription
to watch that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Don't people do that for like boxing and stuff? Don't
they buy it?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I don't know them.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I would buy that. I would do it. I would
bet on it.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I would buy I would do all the things Kanye
knock them out.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I'm paying to go live. That's three things you need
to know.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
It is more at the Alabama Show dot com The
Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Valerie, good morning. Do you have good news? What are
you celebrating? You know I have My son is in
the military and we're celebrating that. Hey home, we're enjoying that.
Won't well? You Are you gonna go visit him in
Africa and do a sfar?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I would love to, but no, if I would let
me climb in his big old double.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Bag and.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I love you one joy all your son time. Mollie's here, Valerie.
That's that's great news.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yes, my thank you have a good day.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You're listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
In today's game of Bonnaroo Bingo. Here's how it works.
Are you ready, Producer Blake? Yes, hi, I'm Alabama, your hosts.
We are giving away tickets to Bonnaroo if you want
to go, see Luke Combs, Tyler the Creator, Glass Animals,
Olivia Rodrigu.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
My personal favorite band, Bill Murray, Bill Murray.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I have no idea who that is? Evri Levin.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
If you want to go, We're playing Bonnery Bingo all
week long.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Here's what you have to do. You have to call
in and guess the things on the Bingo cards.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
In today's theme of Bingo, Producer Blake and I made
Bengo cards for each other. What do you think we're
gonna spend our tax money on? I cannot wait. We're
not gonna read everything on ours, but you got to
call you guests three things. If you get them in
a row, it could be in a horizontal, vertical or
(14:53):
a cross. Yes, the middle is a free space. I'm
gonna hand you your Bingo card. You hand me mine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You can say one thing.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
On you that I put on it, that I think
you're gonna spend your tax money on.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Okay, I don't. I'm not gonna be honest with that
exacle what this one means? So we're gonna say that one.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What is it? Show me Batman owe an action figure?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Oh okay, why did you do a kid coloring on
somebody's face?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's content? Because you're gonna be pranking me.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I have spending money on content. All right, I'll take
that call the show. If you want to play Bonnaroo Bingo,
you get to choose who's Bingo card? You try to
get three in a row eight three three five oh one.
Memo is the number that's eight three three five oh
one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Brook Are you calling to play Bonnaroo Bingo?
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
All right, girl, you know how it works. You gotta
guess three things in a row on our Bingo cards.
Would you like to guess what's on Producer Blake's Bingo
card or my Bengo card? For how we're gonna spend
our tax money?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want to do yours?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Definitely?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
All right, Brooke, all right, you get three guesses. We'll
see if we can get you three in a row
on the Bengo card. What's guest number one?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Vacation? Oh, there's no vacation. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
You still get two more guesses and there is a
free space.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
What's your next guess? I would say anything for your dog. Okay, there,
dog is all right. Dog is on the Benga card.
All right, last guess, last guest. Let's see if you
fill it three in a row on the card? Could
pay all any like get what would be another name
for it? What would you call it? Bills?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, like a pass build. You're not gonna believe this,
I'll promise you. I cannot because the middle is a
free space and you.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Have got all in a row.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
You literally are a first callar. But I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You are the first person to call in, first person
to play. Literally, you just got three in a row.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Vertically thought, I'm about to pass away you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
One by Bingo. You're going to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Congratulations, thank you, Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The Alabama shows amazing free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Congratulations again Brooke who won Bonnery Bingo.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We're gonna play it again tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama
Show for tickets to Bonnery.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We made bingo cards today.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
That was what we thought each other was going to
spend our tax return on. I'm gonna I'm gonna go
through some of the things on mine because we'll use
your bingo card tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Producer Blake Chickens. Yes, what's this crowd of people that's
for your birthday party? Okay? Starbucks?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Starbucks?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, a chicken coop that is quite possible.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
In ducks, yep, I'll be very honest, I'm over raising ducks.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Not buy it anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Hold me show up yours, say two of the things
on there, because we'll have people guess and you have
to get them in a row.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So we're not like spoiling anything.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Okay, Energy drinks, yeah, and games.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Call it duty anyway, Bony Bingo. We're gonna do it
again tomorrow. Make sure you're listening at eight am for
your chance to win on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hey, we're done. Anything you missed on the show.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Make sure you download the Alabama Show on demand tomorrow morning. Also,
you want to be here at eight o'clock. We're going
to play bonerou Bingo for your chance to win tickets
to Bonnaroo. We're doing that all week long at eight am,
and we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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