April 17, 2025 • 18 mins
Alabama puts Producer Blake through baby olympics with a couple challenges. Today we did Bonnaroo Bingo about babies as the theme. TIME MAGAZINE listed the most influential people in today's 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, producer Daddy, Hello, Producer Blake has a real life.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Baby doll to take care of. Do you have her?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yes? I have her, Producer Blake. Yesterday I saw the video.
Did you literally give her to the nursery at church?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The look on the girl's face when you handed your
doll to her.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
She said, we can have her look for Easter eggs?
What I said, Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What did your girlfriend say yesterday when he brought her
to church?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
She said, I can't believe you actually brought the thing.
And yes, we got a family photo.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh that is amazing. You got to post that at
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Other people at church know what was going on.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
One person didn't know that. I went to church there
and she comes up to me and goes, are.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You Producer Blake? I said, this is great, yes, and
she went, what's that lady's name that you work with?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I was like, Alabama And she was like, what's the
show you all are on? I was like, okay show.
She was like, I listened to you every morning when
I go to work.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, thank you for listening. The baby's making me famous. Yeah,
she said, it's like I mean, the movie started at.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We're gonna have fun today.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Make sure you're listening at seven o'clock. Producer Blake's gonna
do some baby stuff learning how to be a better dad.
Uh yeah, yay, And then call the show if you want.
Eight three three five one BEMA is the number. Good
morning is what the hell? Headlines What the Hell? On
the Alabama Show, a guy reported a fake bomb threat
because he was mad a his girlfriend went on a
(01:57):
cruise without him.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What reasonable anger?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Don't you dare?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And this guy literally just got sentenced to eight months prison.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What happened last year?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This kid in Michigan who was living with his girlfriend
and her family, They went on a cruise to Jamaica
and he was mad. They left him at home with
their pets to pet sit while.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They went on the cruise without him. So he emailed
the cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Line and said there was a bomb on the ship,
and they traced all the emails back to him, and
he just got sentenced.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's got to go to prison.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They didn't take him on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mamma show.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Randall, good morning. Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ye, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I got to do it Monday and somebody else.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Got his buck.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh man, Well let's get you in today. Randall. All right,
you know how it works. Lost the questions. Producer Blake
is your lifeline? Are you ready? Yes, le'am? All right, Randall.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Question number one, who was the first President of the
United States of America?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Jaffe?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
George Washington?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
A job? Randal?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Next question, what Disney Princess falls in love with John Smith?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She can.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you want it?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Do you want to use producer Blake as your lifeline?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
All right, it's going to be Pocahontas.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Pocahonas would be correct, and Randal. Last question for the win.
What pop star just went into space? We play her
on on our on the radio all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The whole world's been talking about her. Her initials are KP. Randal.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
She sings the song fire Away. Congratulations. You just want
tickets to Talladega buddy?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh right, it's three things you need to know you With.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The Element show, Birmingham City Walk has an age role
now that summer is coming. This comes after the BJCC
set around one hundred kids hung out well after eleven
o'clock on a Sunday night at the City Walk. The
announcement made by Mayor Randall woodfin Did you see this,
Producer Blake, I did see this.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It says.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
City Walk is a public spaceman for all people, but
children under eighteen must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
If they're not, they will be asked to leave, and
if they refuse, Birmingham Police will pick them up and
a parent and kid will have to go before a judge.
And then Mayor Randall said, let me make it plain,
Birmingham Police Department and BJCC.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Are not baby sitters and are not here to raise
your kids. He's fired up, he's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'll be out there with their kids.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Stanley is releasing a Mother's Day cup.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm so excited for this. It comes in two sizes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It has deep red desert bloomes with the off white background.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's real cute.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
The resort Floral is what they're calling. It dropped on
Stanley's website and it's going to go fast. So get
your mom Stanley Cup while you can. Time magazine just
dropped their list of one hundred most influential influential people.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Here's who It includes.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Ed Sheeran, Ooh, Demmy Moore, Okay, Blake Lively, President Trump,
and Snoop Dogg. There's more, but those are just the
top ones that I was.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Like, Oh, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
There will be a Time one hundred TV special that's
gonna air May fourth on ABC, and.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Snoop Dogg is gonna host.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, I cannot wait anytime Snoop Dogg's on TV.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You know it's gonna be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
One of us is ready for today and the other
one is not.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're ready for your Dad Olympics today, Producer Blake.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, I let's just get it over with.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Producer Blake has been taking
care of a real life baby doll for all of
this week so far. That's the baby in the background
making the noises. Oh now she got quiet out here.
We go here, So we're doing Dad Olympics. If you
if you are a parent and there are things that
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are really hard for you to do as a parent,
call the show eight three three five O one, Bama.
Maybe we'll make producer Blake Trott. I'm gonna time you
right now. You gotta change a diaper. Did I give
you a new diaper? Yeah, there's a new diaper. I'm
gonna start the timer. You gotta change your diaper as
fast as you can.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Three two one? God, I don't know, fucking dude. You
gotta take the old diaper off, put the first Oh
my gosh, where's the front? Have you ever changed a
real kids diaper?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's been years?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Imagine she's kicking around.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh but yeah, it's wedding here. Oh my gosh, it
went up the back. How do I do this?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Baby, you got a baby wiper off first. It's trying
just change the diaper. Just change No, no, I'm what
is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It is soaked everywhere in here.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You're at twenty nine seconds. Thirty up.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Okay, okay, give me a second.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
There go come on, okay, you tape it off.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You need to get the tape off. Give me a second, Come.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
On, tape This is tape. It's sticky.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Did you give her diaper rash cream?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Obviously, so this.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Come on, you can do this?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Did you stick it sticky? Stuck?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Love, baby stuck?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Good job, buddy, you got it done in fifty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh no, she's cried, comforter.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
All right, she done.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
We're gonna try baby food next.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And today we have reached the final event in the
episode of Producer Blake's Baby Daddy Olympics.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Producer Blake and his girlfriend had the conversations do we
want kids?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I give them a real life baby doll to take
care of?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And somebody suggested that you tried baby food also if
you want to be a baby daddy.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, thanks, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So we are gonna I've got three flavors of baby food.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna blindfold you.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
No, no, I'm not gonna beat it to you, and
you have to guess what the flavors.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Are why we gotta do this because it's awesome. This
is not This is awful. Should you get all the flavors?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'll give you a prize. I don't know what it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Be, but.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
You ready, I guess?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right, let's do this. I hate that.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You gotta say it's going in or like, dude?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Like, all right, Flavor number one coming in the airplane.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What does it taste like?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Is it banana?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're close bana strawberry? Pair that's not bad, but.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
The tasture is so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Flavor number two?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Just to get where's the dress?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You please? Okay? Producer Blank is blindfolded trying baby food
and I don't have a texture. Is you please get.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Flavor number two on this one?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What does it tastes like? What does it taste? My gosh,
it tastes like it kind of smells like grass. What
do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Is it pearl?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Gream beans?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
It does not taste like green beer? Green beans?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
All right? Last one? Get ready for the air playing, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Last flavor? Com it smells it smells like dog food.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm not eating that one. That is dog food. I
know that's dog food.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You can't swear to God it's not dog dog it's
baby food. It's baby food. That is dog feed. It's
a little lig no, that is dog jude.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Dogmar to God, it's baby food.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I do that, I will throw up. I smell it
and it smells like straight up dog food.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I'm not doing that one. That is no chick. Take
your blindfold off.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'm just gonna show it to you. Chicken flavored baby very.
It smells like straight up dog chark. Don't you dare
get that near me? Oh my god, here's a napkin.
Oh my, get the silver medal in today's baby food Olympics.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
It looks like what came out of a baby that.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh my gosh is what the hell? Headlines? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
On the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
There's a new study that says, don't exercise, just do
everything faster. Why have you seen me do anything faster?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Well, this will help you with your weight loss journey.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
There's a study that just was released and it said
if you don't work out, you can still get the
same health benefits.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
By rushing through life all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Even five minutes a day of speed vacuuming.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Can make a big difference.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You speed vacuum. It can only suck so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Alabama's Plash Adventure just got.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Nominated for USA Today's Best water Park in the US.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you see that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I did not, but I love water park.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That is freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
If you haven't been to Alabama's Splash Adventure, it's right
outside of Birmingham Investmer, So congratulations, that's really cool. Former
members of Justin Bieber's team are worried about his mental health,
you know, the all the stuff that's been coming out,
like he's been dressing weird and saying weird stuff on
social media. His current rep says it's all clickbait, but
one of his old team members has come out and
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said there's no one protecting Justin because there's no one
there willing.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
To say no to him.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And this is all allegedly because he's more than twenty
million dollars in debt from canceling his Justice World tour
in twenty twenty two. There's also a few stories that
say he's facing a lot of different demons right now.
We know, like, did he all of the allegations with Diddy,
and Justin Bieber is wrapped into that.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, he has a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And did he his court date's coming up in May too.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Ooh, it's gonna be a I'm thinking to have something
to do with that.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There's gonna be a lot that we'll just see. We'll
see what happens. But we have Justin Bieber. Whatever's going on,
he takes care of himself and he gets better because
we love the Beabes.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Here's the most polite place to tell people you don't
like them.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You better get to tell me right now.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Number One, instead of you know the bad finger you
give to people when they're driving bad, you blow them
a kiss instead.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You just did that to me. Tell people to have
the day they desire. Number two, have the day you deserve.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I do hope you have the day you deserve.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I will bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I get that so often.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Bless your heart. Or the other one is this is
the greatest Southern one ever. I'll pray for you.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, I'll be praying for you. Bless is a little heart.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Bless your heart. I'm praying for you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
If you were listening to the Alabama Show on DEMN.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
After raising a real life baby doll for two days
and changing diapers and trying baby food, do you want
to be a dad? Have you made your decision to
you and your girlfriend want to have kids?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
A real one? Possibly this thing? Never again?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
This is my what's awesome? What are you celebrating?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama,
My what's awesome? As producer Blake just almost vomiting when
we open the chicken flavored baby food that.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
That should be a war crumb whatever.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Whoever made that chicken one needs to be sent to prisons.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
That is disgusting and you've tried you to had it
like an inch from my mouth. That is a war
crime and I'm gonna press charges if it ever touches
my mouth.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Go follow the Alabama Show, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok if you
want to go see the video of that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Later, producer Blake did.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Baby food Olympics today and tried to taste baby food
and gets the flavors. But follow the Alabama Show. You're
what's awesome today?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
This is the worst day I've had in here.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Are you ready for Bonnaroo Bingo?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I love this game.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's your chance to win tickets to Bonnaroo. Olivia Rodrigue,
Luke Colms, Tyler the Creator, Glass Animals, Avril Levine.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's gonna be all the creator we got, said Tyler
the Creator.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I'm repeating it.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, if you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Want to go to Bonneroo today we're playing Baro Bingo.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You gotta get three in a row.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
The middle spaces are free space, and today it's all
baby things in honor and producer being a dad for
the week. Yep, he's real thrilled about it. Call the
show if you want to play Bottaro Bingo. Guess the
things on the Bengo card. Eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number. It's eight three three five
oh one two two six two The Alabama.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Show Onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Four tickets to Bonnaroo. It's bona a Bingo. Eight three
three five oh one Bama is the number to play. Matt,
good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I am literally sitting in my car outside of my
office and waiting for this game.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Have you literally been where do you work? Are you
going to be late for work?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I work at University of Alabama.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, well, awesome, I love you, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All right, let's do Bonnaro Bingo today.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's all baby things on the Bingo card. Four tickets
to Bonnaroo. Matt, you get three guesses. If you get
three in a row, you get to go. What's your
first guess?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I have to be baby food.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Baby food is absolutely on there.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What's your next guess?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I'll go with a bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
A bottle ooh is absolutely on there. So right now,
baby food was top right corner. Bottle was bottom right corner.
So you got one guest left and if you get
it right, you could be going to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh gosh, this is so much pressure.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I know, I'm gonna go with a bib.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Aw Man.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Is definitely on the Bengo card, but it is bottom middle,
so you did not get you needed middle right.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So that's okayme out, try again, Keep trying, all right,
keep trying. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
The Alabama Show on to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We're still playing Bonnare Bingo for tickets to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number? Christina,
Good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And sitting in my car so I can play?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
All right, girl, let's get you in. Are you gonna
be late for work?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Not today? All right?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You know how it works. If you get three in
a raw, you get to go to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's baby things.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
The middle space is your free space. Which is a baby.
What is guest number one? Christina?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I'm gonna say a baby crib.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh, baby crib is not on.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
More guesses, Christina, what's your second guess?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, I'm gonna stay a passive fire. A pacivefire is correct.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You are on the top left corner, Christina, you get
one more guess?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What is it? I'm going to see a baby bottle?
A baby bottle would be correct.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And that's the bottom right corner. Congratulations, you are going
to Bonareo.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You get to see Olivia Rodrigue, Luke Combs. All the things.
You got three in a row diagonal, diagonally. Congratulations, Thank
you for playing.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Thank you. You told me to try back tomorrow and I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So did The Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
All right, we're done? Are you gonna quit today? After
eating baby food?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm close, it's so close if you missed.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It off the air.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I finally convinced producer Blake to try the meat baby
food and.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I ate it too, and it's it's it's bad.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
It's much worse than it smelled.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Follow the Alabama Show to see what's been going on
and what we do throughout the day, and we'll see
you tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, producer Daddy, Hello, Producer Blake has a real life.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Baby doll to take care of. Do you have her?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yes? I have her, Producer Blake. Yesterday I saw the video.
Did you literally give her to the nursery at church?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The look on the girl's face when you handed your
doll to her.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
She said, we can have her look for Easter eggs?
What I said, Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
What did your girlfriend say yesterday when he brought her
to church?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
She said, I can't believe you actually brought the thing.
And yes, we got a family photo.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh that is amazing. You got to post that at
the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Other people at church know what was going on.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
One person didn't know that. I went to church there
and she comes up to me and goes, are.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You Producer Blake? I said, this is great, yes, and
she went, what's that lady's name that you work with?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I was like, Alabama And she was like, what's the
show you all are on? I was like, okay show.
She was like, I listened to you every morning when
I go to work.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, thank you for listening. The baby's making me famous. Yeah,
she said, it's like I mean, the movie started at.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We're gonna have fun today.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Make sure you're listening at seven o'clock. Producer Blake's gonna
do some baby stuff learning how to be a better dad.
Uh yeah, yay, And then call the show if you want.
Eight three three five one BEMA is the number. Good
morning is what the hell? Headlines What the Hell? On
the Alabama Show, a guy reported a fake bomb threat
because he was mad a his girlfriend went on a
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cruise without him.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What reasonable anger?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Don't you dare?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And this guy literally just got sentenced to eight months prison.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
What happened last year?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This kid in Michigan who was living with his girlfriend
and her family, They went on a cruise to Jamaica
and he was mad. They left him at home with
their pets to pet sit while.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They went on the cruise without him. So he emailed
the cruise.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Line and said there was a bomb on the ship,
and they traced all the emails back to him, and
he just got sentenced.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's got to go to prison.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They didn't take him on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mamma show.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Randall, good morning. Are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ye, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I got to do it Monday and somebody else.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Got his buck.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh man, Well let's get you in today. Randall. All right,
you know how it works. Lost the questions. Producer Blake
is your lifeline? Are you ready? Yes, le'am? All right, Randall.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Question number one, who was the first President of the
United States of America?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Jaffe?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
George Washington?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
A job? Randal?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Next question, what Disney Princess falls in love with John Smith?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She can.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you want it?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Do you want to use producer Blake as your lifeline?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
All right, it's going to be Pocahontas.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Pocahonas would be correct, and Randal. Last question for the win.
What pop star just went into space? We play her
on on our on the radio all the time.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The whole world's been talking about her. Her initials are KP. Randal.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
She sings the song fire Away. Congratulations. You just want
tickets to Talladega buddy?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh right, it's three things you need to know you With.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The Element show, Birmingham City Walk has an age role
now that summer is coming. This comes after the BJCC
set around one hundred kids hung out well after eleven
o'clock on a Sunday night at the City Walk. The
announcement made by Mayor Randall woodfin Did you see this,
Producer Blake, I did see this.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It says.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
City Walk is a public spaceman for all people, but
children under eighteen must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
If they're not, they will be asked to leave, and
if they refuse, Birmingham Police will pick them up and
a parent and kid will have to go before a judge.
And then Mayor Randall said, let me make it plain,
Birmingham Police Department and BJCC.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Are not baby sitters and are not here to raise
your kids. He's fired up, he's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'll be out there with their kids.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Stanley is releasing a Mother's Day cup.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm so excited for this. It comes in two sizes.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It has deep red desert bloomes with the off white background.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's real cute.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
The resort Floral is what they're calling. It dropped on
Stanley's website and it's going to go fast. So get
your mom Stanley Cup while you can. Time magazine just
dropped their list of one hundred most influential influential people.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Here's who It includes.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Ed Sheeran, Ooh, Demmy Moore, Okay, Blake Lively, President Trump,
and Snoop Dogg. There's more, but those are just the
top ones that I was.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Like, Oh, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
There will be a Time one hundred TV special that's
gonna air May fourth on ABC, and.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Snoop Dogg is gonna host.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, I cannot wait anytime Snoop Dogg's on TV.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You know it's gonna be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So that's three things you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
One of us is ready for today and the other
one is not.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're ready for your Dad Olympics today, Producer Blake.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, I let's just get it over with.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Producer Blake has been taking
care of a real life baby doll for all of
this week so far. That's the baby in the background
making the noises. Oh now she got quiet out here.
We go here, So we're doing Dad Olympics. If you
if you are a parent and there are things that
(06:05):
are really hard for you to do as a parent,
call the show eight three three five O one, Bama.
Maybe we'll make producer Blake Trott. I'm gonna time you
right now. You gotta change a diaper. Did I give
you a new diaper? Yeah, there's a new diaper. I'm
gonna start the timer. You gotta change your diaper as
fast as you can.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Three two one? God, I don't know, fucking dude. You
gotta take the old diaper off, put the first Oh
my gosh, where's the front? Have you ever changed a
real kids diaper?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's been years?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Imagine she's kicking around.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh but yeah, it's wedding here. Oh my gosh, it
went up the back. How do I do this?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Baby, you got a baby wiper off first. It's trying
just change the diaper. Just change No, no, I'm what
is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It is soaked everywhere in here.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You're at twenty nine seconds. Thirty up.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Okay, okay, give me a second.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
There go come on, okay, you tape it off.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You need to get the tape off. Give me a second, Come.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
On, tape This is tape. It's sticky.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Did you give her diaper rash cream?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Obviously, so this.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Come on, you can do this?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Did you stick it sticky? Stuck?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Love, baby stuck?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Good job, buddy, you got it done in fifty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh no, she's cried, comforter.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
All right, she done.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
We're gonna try baby food next.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And today we have reached the final event in the
episode of Producer Blake's Baby Daddy Olympics.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Producer Blake and his girlfriend had the conversations do we
want kids?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I give them a real life baby doll to take
care of?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And somebody suggested that you tried baby food also if
you want to be a baby daddy.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, thanks, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So we are gonna I've got three flavors of baby food.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna blindfold you.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
No, no, I'm not gonna beat it to you, and
you have to guess what the flavors.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Are why we gotta do this because it's awesome. This
is not This is awful. Should you get all the flavors?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'll give you a prize. I don't know what it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Be, but.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
You ready, I guess?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right, let's do this. I hate that.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You gotta say it's going in or like, dude?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Like, all right, Flavor number one coming in the airplane.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What does it taste like?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Is it banana?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're close bana strawberry? Pair that's not bad, but.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
The tasture is so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Flavor number two?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Just to get where's the dress?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You please? Okay? Producer Blank is blindfolded trying baby food
and I don't have a texture. Is you please get.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Flavor number two on this one?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What does it tastes like? What does it taste? My gosh,
it tastes like it kind of smells like grass. What
do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Is it pearl?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Gream beans?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
It does not taste like green beer? Green beans?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
All right? Last one? Get ready for the air playing, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Last flavor? Com it smells it smells like dog food.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm not eating that one. That is dog food. I
know that's dog food.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You can't swear to God it's not dog dog it's
baby food. It's baby food. That is dog feed. It's
a little lig no, that is dog jude.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Dogmar to God, it's baby food.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I do that, I will throw up. I smell it
and it smells like straight up dog food.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I'm not doing that one. That is no chick. Take
your blindfold off.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'm just gonna show it to you. Chicken flavored baby very.
It smells like straight up dog chark. Don't you dare
get that near me? Oh my god, here's a napkin.
Oh my, get the silver medal in today's baby food Olympics.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
It looks like what came out of a baby that.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh my gosh is what the hell? Headlines? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
On the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
There's a new study that says, don't exercise, just do
everything faster. Why have you seen me do anything faster?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Well, this will help you with your weight loss journey.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
There's a study that just was released and it said
if you don't work out, you can still get the
same health benefits.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
By rushing through life all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Even five minutes a day of speed vacuuming.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Can make a big difference.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You speed vacuum. It can only suck so fast.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Alabama's Plash Adventure just got.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Nominated for USA Today's Best water Park in the US.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you see that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I did not, but I love water park.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That is freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
If you haven't been to Alabama's Splash Adventure, it's right
outside of Birmingham Investmer, So congratulations, that's really cool. Former
members of Justin Bieber's team are worried about his mental health,
you know, the all the stuff that's been coming out,
like he's been dressing weird and saying weird stuff on
social media. His current rep says it's all clickbait, but
one of his old team members has come out and
(12:02):
said there's no one protecting Justin because there's no one
there willing.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
To say no to him.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
And this is all allegedly because he's more than twenty
million dollars in debt from canceling his Justice World tour
in twenty twenty two. There's also a few stories that
say he's facing a lot of different demons right now.
We know, like, did he all of the allegations with Diddy,
and Justin Bieber is wrapped into that.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, he has a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And did he his court date's coming up in May too.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Ooh, it's gonna be a I'm thinking to have something
to do with that.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
There's gonna be a lot that we'll just see. We'll
see what happens. But we have Justin Bieber. Whatever's going on,
he takes care of himself and he gets better because
we love the Beabes.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Here's the most polite place to tell people you don't
like them.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
You better get to tell me right now.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Number One, instead of you know the bad finger you
give to people when they're driving bad, you blow them
a kiss instead.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You just did that to me. Tell people to have
the day they desire. Number two, have the day you deserve.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I do hope you have the day you deserve.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I will bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I get that so often.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Bless your heart. Or the other one is this is
the greatest Southern one ever. I'll pray for you.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, I'll be praying for you. Bless is a little heart.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Bless your heart. I'm praying for you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
If you were listening to the Alabama Show on DEMN.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
After raising a real life baby doll for two days
and changing diapers and trying baby food, do you want
to be a dad? Have you made your decision to
you and your girlfriend want to have kids?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
A real one? Possibly this thing? Never again?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
This is my what's awesome? What are you celebrating?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama,
My what's awesome? As producer Blake just almost vomiting when
we open the chicken flavored baby food that.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
That should be a war crumb whatever.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Whoever made that chicken one needs to be sent to prisons.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
That is disgusting and you've tried you to had it
like an inch from my mouth. That is a war
crime and I'm gonna press charges if it ever touches
my mouth.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Go follow the Alabama Show, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok if you
want to go see the video of that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Later, producer Blake did.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Baby food Olympics today and tried to taste baby food
and gets the flavors. But follow the Alabama Show. You're
what's awesome today?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
This is the worst day I've had in here.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Are you ready for Bonnaroo Bingo?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I love this game.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's your chance to win tickets to Bonnaroo. Olivia Rodrigue,
Luke Colms, Tyler the Creator, Glass Animals, Avril Levine.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's gonna be all the creator we got, said Tyler
the Creator.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I'm repeating it.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, if you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Want to go to Bonneroo today we're playing Baro Bingo.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You gotta get three in a row.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
The middle spaces are free space, and today it's all
baby things in honor and producer being a dad for
the week. Yep, he's real thrilled about it. Call the
show if you want to play Bottaro Bingo. Guess the
things on the Bengo card. Eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number. It's eight three three five
oh one two two six two The Alabama.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Show Onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Four tickets to Bonnaroo. It's bona a Bingo. Eight three
three five oh one Bama is the number to play. Matt,
good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
I am literally sitting in my car outside of my
office and waiting for this game.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Have you literally been where do you work? Are you
going to be late for work?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I work at University of Alabama.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, well, awesome, I love you, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All right, let's do Bonnaro Bingo today.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's all baby things on the Bingo card. Four tickets
to Bonnaroo. Matt, you get three guesses. If you get
three in a row, you get to go. What's your
first guess?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I have to be baby food.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Baby food is absolutely on there.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
What's your next guess?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I'll go with a bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
A bottle ooh is absolutely on there. So right now,
baby food was top right corner. Bottle was bottom right corner.
So you got one guest left and if you get
it right, you could be going to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh gosh, this is so much pressure.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I know, I'm gonna go with a bib.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Aw Man.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Is definitely on the Bengo card, but it is bottom middle,
so you did not get you needed middle right.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So that's okayme out, try again, Keep trying, all right,
keep trying. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
The Alabama Show on to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We're still playing Bonnare Bingo for tickets to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number? Christina,
Good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And sitting in my car so I can play?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
All right, girl, let's get you in. Are you gonna
be late for work?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Not today? All right?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You know how it works. If you get three in
a raw, you get to go to Bonnaroo.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's baby things.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
The middle space is your free space. Which is a baby.
What is guest number one? Christina?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I'm gonna say a baby crib.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh, baby crib is not on.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
More guesses, Christina, what's your second guess?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, I'm gonna stay a passive fire. A pacivefire is correct.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
You are on the top left corner, Christina, you get
one more guess?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What is it? I'm going to see a baby bottle?
A baby bottle would be correct.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And that's the bottom right corner. Congratulations, you are going
to Bonareo.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You get to see Olivia Rodrigue, Luke Combs. All the things.
You got three in a row diagonal, diagonally. Congratulations, Thank
you for playing.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Thank you. You told me to try back tomorrow and I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So did The Alabama Show on demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
All right, we're done? Are you gonna quit today? After
eating baby food?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm close, it's so close if you missed.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It off the air.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I finally convinced producer Blake to try the meat baby
food and.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I ate it too, and it's it's it's bad.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
It's much worse than it smelled.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Follow the Alabama Show to see what's been going on
and what we do throughout the day, and we'll see
you tomorrow morning at six am.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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