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April 18, 2025 • 16 mins
Lauren's 26 year old sister is marrying an older man and Lauren is not happy about it in today's Ask Alabama. Bonnaroo Bingo is full swing in today's Easter edition. The Kardashians bought Jeff Bezos' wife an expensive purse in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Are you putting the clothes on your baby doll so
you can give it back to me today?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Are you over it?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I am so done with this doll, but you're such
a good dad.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Listen to what I have to say here, prod Sir
Blake had to take care of a real.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Life baby doll all week.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Listen while you sit there and take care of your
animals on your little farm. I am sleeping comfy in
my bed and I accidentally left this thing on, and
in the middle of the night, he goes. I went,
this is a demon spawn didn't scary? And I was
just like, what does that sound? And then all of
a sudden I.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Heard because the baby makes noises, It drinks out of
a bottle, and its mouth moves when it drinks, It
goes to the bathroom, does all the things the baby does.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, and now your responsibility after today, it's time with it.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I got friends with kids. I'm giving it to one
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Please please, anything sugs me.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Has this affected your decision? Will you have kids when
you like? Later on down the line with your girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'd still be open to having kids. I just never
want one of these men spawn again.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
One of the dolls. All right, well you can give
it back at the end of the show. You gotta
watch it. No, next four hours, you got to watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's going to stay off over here.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. Thank you for listening to
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Call in if you want eight three three five oh
one Bama is the number is?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
What the hell? Headlines on the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey, zoo is using drones to catch a missing beaver.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Where's my beaver gone? That's what they said the Unica
Zoo in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
They are using drones to search for the beaver named Cauliflower.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Who escaped from his enclosure.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
The two year old beaver recently got there from the
Minnesota Zoo and got out, and they've used everything from
trail cams to live traps.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
They said he was lasting.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
At the rotary pavilion and now they're flying drones everywhere
to find beaver.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
The wait, Cauliflower, the beaver?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So is that where you found beaver?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Now? Stays Super easy trivia with the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Austin, Good morning, What are you doing right now? Just
making some breakfast? What you make it for breakfast today?
What do you mean, oh, buddy, you get fancy?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're using that maple syrup putting eggs on that bread?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
What kind of breadge you use it?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
All right, Austin? Are you con of placing.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Prazy trivia for these tickets to Talladega?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
All right, we got you, buddy. Producer Blake is your lifeline.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Question number one Austin, And it's all preschooler.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Questions, So if either one of y'all get them wrong,
all are dumber, then a preschooler. Good question number one?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
What is the name for a mountain that erupts lava?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Good job, buddy, what could it be? You got it?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Next question, what is the name for a baby goat?
Producer Blake doesn't know this.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I know it.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
What do you call it?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Baby goat?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
If you need to pass a baton, brother Blake, it's
a kid.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It is a kid.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Also one of the things that the producer Blake has
been taking care.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Of all week a kid.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm so tired of it.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Last question for the win Alston, what city is known.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
As the Big Apple, New York? Is correct? Awson?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Good job, buddy, you just won super easy trivia and
you're going to Talladega.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Hey, it's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You love Audio SIT's a bar downtown in Birmingham. They
were just named one of the best cocktail bars in
the whole United States by Spirited Awards, which is basically
the Oscars of.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
The alcohol world.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
And if you've never tried it, now's the time to
go try because they just got national recognition. Congratulations, that's awesome.
McDonald's says that snack Wraps are coming back. They said
it before and we've still been waiting, but now they
did a post on social media given us a date
which was zero fifteen twenty five, which means it could

(04:34):
be May, June, July, August, or September this year. We
don't know which month, but it's gonna happen on the fifteenth.
We're gonna get the snack wraps back of McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
What does the zero mean?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I just told you it could be either May, June, July,
August or September.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Way to find that they've been.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Gone since twenty sixteen, so this'll be the first time
they've come back in nine years. Drake has now filed
an amended complaint in his defamation lawsuit against Universal Music
Group and Kendrick Lamar, claiming that his Super Bowl halftime
show of Not Like Us introduced his song to millions
of new listeners and caused even more people to believe
all the things about Drake that Kendrick wrapped about in

(05:12):
the song.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
How many more things are going to happen between the
few to theirs?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know that he's over it.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
He said it was orchestrated to assassinate his character.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I mean it did. I did. I started googling the
Kendrick Lamar and Drake stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I mean it worked. I'll tell you it has heard
him so things you need.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
To know more? At the Alabama Show dot Com, you
were listening.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
To The Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Good morning, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
What's your issue for Ask Alabama? I was wondering if
I could stop my sister from being married. Oh boy,
that's why we do ask Alabama. We try to help
the best we can, whether you have dating drama, in
law drama, or in this case, sister drama.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Eight three three five one, BAMA is the number. Why
do you want to stop your sister from getting married?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
So my sister's getting married?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
This summer.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
And let me just say, this is.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
A huge mistake. Why is it a mistake?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
She's been seeing this guy for not even a year,
less than a year, and they barely know each other.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
And she's twenty.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Six years old, right, Okay, he's seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Wait a minute, almost eighty.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
How he is seventy nine and your sister is twenty six?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yes, and mean at the freaking Bengo hole. I mean
that's literally the only reason that she's with him is
because he's loaded. And he's loaded like he has a
lot of money. Is he rich? Oh god?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Okay, yeah, I mean good reason. No, not good for her.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's disgraceful.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
His daughter's upset about it.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Everyone's just said about it.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Is his daughter older than she is? Yes, of course.
It is so weird.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And I don't want them to get married.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Nobody does.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And I just want to know if I can get
some help on stopping this way.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my god, I am not helping you, because if
your sister wants to go be a rich girl. Letter producer, Blake,
what do you think would you just stop your if
your little brother was marrying an eighty year old woman,
would you let him or would you stop it?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Okay, Look, this is what you do. First off, you
give him a lot of laxatives.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Now said, listen, LISTENU. Eventually they're going.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
To be like, oh, he must be not being able
to hold himself together, so they're gonna put him in
a home. No, he's not gonna and then he's not
gonna be allowed.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay, do not all right?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
On the Alabama Show, we do not condone giving medicine.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Man, girl, let your sister go marry a rich man.
Let her have this. I don't know why you want
to stop it. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's not like I'm going to go on a double
date with her and her grandpa husband.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh my gosh. Call the show. Eight three three five
oh one. Fama is the number? You know what maybe
will make you feel better.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
What's the biggest age gap you have in your relationship?
Because I guarantee you there's other people that have a
large age gap. Been there, perfectly happy? That's eight three three.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Five oh one two two six two The Alabama.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Show on demand. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sasha, what do you think about Lauren wanting to break
up her sister's wedding because she's marrying a seventy nine
year old. I think that's awful.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I have a huge age gap of my relations my relationship.
What's the age gap? Twelve years?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm thirty seven, he's twenty five.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yes, hang on, Reba, you go cougar.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Are you a sugar mama?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
He pays for every third. That's a fluid.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
God.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I love this age gap because he's gonna keep you young.
I know that was the whole point. How long have
you been to look? If I get with this five years? Okay?
I was like, if I get with this young guy,
I can train him. You know what I meant. Show yes,
do this trick, show pony, do it. I love that girl.

(08:59):
Get for you, Thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama,
especially if you have an age gap in your relationship.
Because Lauren's trying to break up her sister's wedding because
her sister's twenty six marrying a seventy.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Nine year old man. Oh, tony, good morning. What do
you think?

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Well, I'm calling because it's my grandfather and I think
that he should go ahead and marry her. So I
think it's a pretty good deal.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Is your grandad old rich go? Is he looking for Lorra?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah? Yeah, you know at that age, you just he's
pretty lucky to get this opportunity.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Tony, I love you. You should go.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Ahead and do that, all right, I'll thank you, thanks
for calling.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's three things you need to know them.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Have you ever had past Quali's pizza?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I love passqually I do too.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
We grew up getting it for dinner nights.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And now there's a past Qually's opening and city and
I'm so excited about it.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'm hitting that way right now.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
They are still in early development. We don't know when
the opening date will be, but we will let you
know as soon as we find out. Did you see
starbucks summer menu just dropped?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You know, I'm not as big a fan as you are.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
There's a new drink, It's the ic Torchota Oat milk
shaking espresso.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It's too many words for me to remember.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
There's also a line of refreshers and a brand new
Strawberries and cream cake pop, so enjoy. The menu is
going to be available starting May twentieth. And in more
ridiculous news, over the Blue Origin flight that everybody has
been talking about that happened earlier this week. That was
all female crew with Katy Perry and Jeff Bezos's fiance

(10:45):
and Gail King and all the people. The Kardashians just
gave Jeff Bezos's fiance a seven thousand dollars crystal covered
UFO clutch to commemorate her flight into space.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Here, sister, you deserved this.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Apparently Chris and Chloe are good friends with her, and
they were at the launch site when the Blue Origin
took off and they were live streaming it getting all emotional.
But what's so funny about this is everybody's like, what
a waste of money to go into space for ten
minutes when there's all these other things going on in
the world. And now the Kardashians are giving Lauren Sanchez

(11:25):
a seven thousand dollars UFO purse that she'll probably never
carry anywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Seven thousand dollars is nothing to her.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
A seven thousand dollars perse. I don't make you seven
thousand dollars in a year, Okay, I do, But whatever,
that's the thing you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hey, if you're ever celebrating any good news, call the show.
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number. Tony,
good morning.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
I just wanted to sell you. I appreciate you. I
listen to you every morning and you just have the
most awesome voice on the radio.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
So I love you, Tony. You're great. Where are you
calling from? Where you from?

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Birmingham? Birmingham?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
You were awesome? What do you What do you do
when you listen to the show? Are you driving to
work in the morning?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Yeah, you're driving to work every morning?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
What do you work? What do you do?

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Well, it's a place called World Dudley. We work on robotics,
laser systems, GPS systems, drones.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
That that's cool.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Producer Blake just got super excited. He wants to follow
you around work whenever.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Whenever I was in college, That's what I used to
do is robotics. So I love that.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Oh awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Okay, now you're about to have a berman and.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
We get to work in a nice uh environment control building,
whereas I'm.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not used to that.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
I was in construction, so oh yeah, this is really nice.
It's a cushy job. You know.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Do you have insurance? You got all the benefits?

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
How many vacation days do you get?

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Well? Two weeks?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Oh that's good. I'm just now I'm giving you a
hard time. I'm just not.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I love you, Tony. Thank you for calling and for listening.
We really appreciate that. That makes our day. So thank
you all.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Take care.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
The Alabama Show Fun to men, It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Are you ready? Let's go bon A Bingo. We love
this game.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
This has been the funnest game all week long. And
I just found out for the boss yesterday. We're giving
away more Bonnaroo tickets next week, so we'll do Bonnaroo
Bingo again starting on Monday at eight.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I've got to figure out so many more Bengo cards.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
You do if you want to go see Luke Colms,
Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, Avril Levine.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Who else am I missing?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
So many more?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Hosier whatever it is, it's good. It's gonna be a
great time. Glass Animals. If you want to go to
Bonnaroo in Manchester, Tennessee in June, we got your tickets.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
We're playing Battaroo Bengo.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
You gotta get three in a row on the bingo
card we have printed out in our studio. In today's
theme is what is it Easter? If we can get
all the Easter things on the bottar room bingo card,
and if you get three in a row, you're going
to Bonnaroo. So call the show if you want to
play eight three three five oh one Bama. That's eight
three three five oh one two two six.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Two The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
if you want to play Bonnaroo Bingo.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Hayley, good morning. What are you doing right now on
the way to work? Where do you work? What do
you do? I work for a surgeon. Oh girl, So
you're about to have a long day, aren't you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Hailey's like, just let me play Bontoo bingo so I
can have something to look forward to.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
All right, No, I need it, Haley.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
You know how it works. You guess what's on the
bingo card. If you get three in a row, you're
going to Battaroo. The middle space is a free space.
Today's theme is Easter. You get three guesses. What is
your first guess on the bingo card an egg? An
egg would be correct. That is the bottom middle on your.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Bingo card, Haley, what's your second guess? Bunny?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
A bunny would be correct. That is on the right middle.
All right, you got your last guess. I guess there's
two ways you can get three in a row.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
A baby chick.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
A baby chick is on the bingo card, Haley. I'm
so sorry. Keep trying, though, try again.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
We'll still be doing Bonery Bingo next week as well.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Tiffany, good morning.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I know you've been waiting to play Bonnery Bingo all morning.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
You said you're sitting at your computer waiting to play girl.
I love it. All right, you know it works.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You get three in a row, you get to go
to Bonnaroo, it's Easter themed, you get three guesses. What
is your first guess on the Bonnaroo bingo card?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
A bunny?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
A bunny would be correct? What's your second guess? Across, Tiffany?
That is correct, And I'm not even going to give
you another guest because you just got three around.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh god, you got it.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh my goodness, congratulations, you got it horizontally all down
the middle.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
You're going to boteroo. Tiffany, Yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You were listening to the Alabama Show demand.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
We're done.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Anything you missed on the show, you got to go
back and watch the whole week producer Blake had with
his real life baby doll that he was taking care of.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, but it was a blast.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Go follow the Alabama Show on all the social media.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Have a good weekend, Happy Easter. We'll see you on Monday.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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