April 2, 2025 • 21 mins
DeLaney is asked to give her wedding gifts back in Ask Alabama. Producer Blake is not doing very well in his basketball bracket. Walking through doors could be making you lose your thoughts in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know you're sick about hearing it, but I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I know exactly where it's going.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know you do because I went to Tractor Supply
to get chicken fan yesterday and they had the baby
chicks and I heard I'm chirping and I don't need
any more, but they had this breed that I wanted.
And you will appreciate this breed of chicken because now
I'm a boogie chicken lady and I get my chickens
for their breeds.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You wanted to know what kind I got. I got
two of them. I don't a zombie chicken. Go on,
I told you you like it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
They're so cool looking. I'll show you a picture what
it's gonna look like. It's a white chicken with black
spots on it, but it's legs and it's beak and
the little red thing on top of his head is
all black and its eyes are black and it looks
like a zombie.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, still, it's cool looking. It does look cool.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But it's too early to care about a chicken I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't care enough to care. Well I do. I'm excited.
I hit him in the guest trailer last night. Nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I brought him home and sent me and you and
everybody listening to the show this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, I guess in my news I slept with my
watch on last night, So that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh yeah, what was your heart right?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
How?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What was your respiratory rate? I'm just kidding. I don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
How many cycles of RM did you get?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I only got good morning?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, just do that? Tell me more? Oh I had
a deep sleep. I hate this. Yeah, I listen to
your chicken. You listen to me sleep. I can't call
the show. Eight three three five by one, baba is
the number? Good morning? It's what the hell? Headlines? What
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
On the Alabama Show, a man went into a restaurant
naked and started flexing his muscles aggressively.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm scared to ask for but what muscles.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Show that specifying? I am glad this is a real
news story. What is wrong with people?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
A man was seen at the park across the street
from the restaurant where they say said man took off
his clothes then walked into a restaurant naked started following
people around while flexing his muscles.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Just like an average day for this God.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't know, but he was transported to jail and
no word on when he will get out why.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Eight three three, five oh one Banna is the number
if you want to call him play Super Easy Trivia.
Good morning, Chris, are you calling to play? I am
all right, Chris. You know how it works. Producer Blake
is your lifeline? Thank you already, I'm going to be
all right. Producer Blake, you think you're ready to be
a lifeline today.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We're gonna I'm ready as I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Question number one?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What color are smurfs? Good job?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Subjectively? Subjectively? What does that even mean? Color?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Blonde?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
People? Oh my god, they're blue? Okay? Question number two?
What organ is used for breathing?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
That would be your lungs?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Absolutely, that is it?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
And last question, you're doing a great job, producer play working.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What bird can mimic human speech? That would be a parrot?
That is it? Crazy? Are you trying to be a parent?
Never be a parent? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, congratulations, you just want to super easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's three things you need to know you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Governor Or Kivy is awarding funds for abuse cases, which
is huge. They announced yesterday they're going to help victims
of domestic violence, assault, and other kinds of abuse. More
than one hundred and sixty thousand dollars is going to
be going to different groups across the state of Alabama
and this will help with shelter and services. So thank
you Kivy. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Here's the new trend you didn't know you needed in
your life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Steve Job style uniforms for work to avoid decision fatigue.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What does that mean? I think you kind of do this.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You wear the same thing every other like you rotate
the same outfits. You know, Steve Jobs used to wear
the signature black turtleneck Levi's any balanced sneakers almost every
single day. So now TikTokers are going on TikTok sharing
their own simple Steve Job style looks.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They basically are wearing the same thing every day.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I do have like sixteen tops that I switch between
and three pairs of pants.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I love this.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I like, you know what, if we can all wear
uniforms to work, I'd be in because I'm sick of
every night I try to decide.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What am I gonna word to work tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
This morning I struggled too much work it is anyway, Valcimra,
Val Kilmer passed away.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did you see this? I did? At sixty five years old.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Val Kilmer is the star of Tombstone, Batman Forever, and
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
He was sixty five from.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Pneumonia in his home in La yesterday. He had been
diagnosed with throat throat cancer in twenty fourteen, but he,
you know, got better after that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I just, you know, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Praying for the family.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, rest and peace. That's the three things you need
to know. More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Good morning, Delightey. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
My dad wants me to give my wedding gifts back.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I know that's why we do Ask Alabama. If you
ever need advice, we will do our best to help.
Call the Show eight three three five O one, Bama
is the number? Why does your dad want you to
give your wedding gifts back?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
So here we go. My fiance got arrested two hours
before our wedding.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Know how did your fiance get arrested right before your wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Oh gosh, Well he was speeding getting to the venue
and apparently he had a Warren st Old traffic tickets whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, So okay, so your fiance got arrested two hours
before your wedding. Did you have to cancel the wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Would you do?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
We still had the reception, okay, because I thought he
would get out of jail after a few hours and
we could.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Still get married, all right.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
But he didn't, so.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
He didn't even make the recept He didn't make any
So you didn't get married that day?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh yeah, No, we did not end up sitting married
that day.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
We had to go to the courthouse a week later
when he got out of jail.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
All right, So you are married now and you did
not marry him while he was in shackles in a
jail suit.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
No, okay, we did avoid that fun part.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Well, my dad says I need to give it give
all of our wedding gifts back because everyone showed up
expecting a wedding and there was a one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Oh, but you still have the reception, right like everybody
still stayed in like ate and drank exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I think. So that's insane because we still had the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And you still got married.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It just wasn't that day exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
People still a people still enjoyed a DJ and we
are married. Now how it is?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Did you even function? I would have been livid. If
I were. I don't think I would have still married
my fiance after that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I would have been like, we're divorced. I'm over it.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Well, there had to be some major talking.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Down, yeah, I think.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, so your dad wants you to give the wedding
gifts back and you don't.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yeah, but literally, you've been hounding me over these gifts.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Producer Blake, what do you think that's a fairy jail wedding?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Ke those gifts? Keith does give it. Look, let's just
see if we can make you feel better. Call the show.
What's the worst thing that ever happened at your wedding?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Because I guarantee you you are not the only person
that has had some major crisis happen at your wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh god, I hope not.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Eight three thirty five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty
two the.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Alabama Show on to me, It's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Deliney's fiance got arrested before their wedding on the way
to the venue, and I want to see if anybody
can top that story.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Call the show. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number. Kelly.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You work wedding, so I know you've seen some crazy stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What's the worst thing you've seen? Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I don't even know where to begin. Oh, there was
the one where the groom actually got arrested during the reception.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What first one?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I bring my daughter to to help us out catering
to right and there was a particular individual that upsets somebody.
Next thing, I know, we hear gun and I of
course dive tackle my daughter and I'm like, oh my god.
The next morning, apparently they posted the whole group of
them that got arrested on Facebook, Instagram or wherever, like
(09:32):
it was a cool thing.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh my god, Hey, that's a good groomsman's photo.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All mugshots.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, yeah, they were all like in front of the
jail doing like you know, gangster poses and stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
If you've ever wondered what happens behind the scenes of
the show when we're not like actually on the radio,
go follow us on TikTok Live and you can see
the madness behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Alabama Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We are live now eight three three five o one,
Bama is the number to call the show. Chris, good morning, Hey,
just calling about the poor lady who got stood up
at her own wedding because her fiance got arrested.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, wants to give.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
The gifts back.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What do you think, Oh, she should keep those gifts.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It was a competition for her troubles.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Those are sympathy gifts. Those are her what is it
her prena? What is it when you get divorced? Alimony?
Those are her alimony gifts?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Exactly. She earned those gifts. She should enjoy them.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I love you, Chris, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's three things you need to know with the ELEMENTA show.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There is a end Addiction walk in Birmingham on Saturday.
I'm gonna be there if you end up showing up.
This is a really cool thing at City Walks Saturday.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It starts at ten am.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
They have a resource row where you can get resources
for people who are struggling with addiction. You can you
can remember people that you've lost due to addiction. So
it's a really cool thing this Saturday. You can get
more at end Addiction bham dot org if you want
to go. Here's why we forget what we're doing when
we walk into a new room. There's actually a name
(11:05):
for it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Producer Blake called the doorway effect. I have that called ADHD.
It's closer.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
There's a neuron scientist that says it.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Happens because our brains naturally reset a little bit when
we go from room to room, which makes so much sense.
It's kind of like, oh, what's that movie Severance, the
show on Apple Anyway, whatever you think of in the
previous room, when you walk into a new room, your
brain resets and so it slips away.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So the way to change that is to really focus.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
When you're walking through the door on that task that
you're trying to do. And here's what Dolly Parton and
the Kardashians have in common then booties.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Though I knew it was gonna be it. I knew it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Dolly has just teamed up with Chloe Kardashian and her
Denim brand to launch a limited edition lineup of genes
called Dolly's Joe Lanes, and they have Ryan Stell in
Country Glam. But here's what Dolly says about him. Dolly says,
those genes will make any butt look good. She said,
especially if you have a good but but don't look great.
(12:09):
And if you just have an okay, but they'll still
look great. Oh, we got to get you a pair
of Joe Lanes and put them on you and get
you to twerk on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Tik talk video. Why this is always turning to me,
I don't know, but it's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand, call
the show.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
If you have good news you want to share. Eight
three three five oh one, Bama is the number, BIB
Good morning. What's your good news?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
My daughter got an invitation to tour Monobello.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's good. That is awesome. Is she a senior in
high school right now? She's a That is cool. What
does she want to go to school for WIST?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
To be a marine biologist?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's super cool. It is sick.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
So how did they find her to invite her? Does
she just make like really good grades? Did she apply
for it?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, she's straight A student advanced classes, So I'm not
sure how they found her.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
But he thinks she might get a scholarship. You think
you might not have to pay for college.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because that would be a.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I hope she does.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's great. Hey, thank you for sharing. That's great news.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
And in my son's birthday, fourteenth birthday is Sunday, I.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like, yeah, look, you just got all the things to celebrate.
I love it. Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Here's some good news to lift you up today.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And if you have good news you're celebrating, call the
show eight three three five on one.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Bamma, Like, I'm celebrating money chickens that I got. Okay,
here's a good news story you ready.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, a wiener dog survived eighteen months in the Australian bush.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm so proud of this weird thought. That's his actual story.
So let me read this story.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I'm already got.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
A miniature Wiener dog in Australia survived eighteen months.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
In the wild.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
She ran off from her owners while they were camping
on Kangaroo Island and they were still trying to catch her.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Here is Jared, I gotta catch my mini winning dogs.
Stop it in the bush.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
We can monitor her.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
She's looking really healthy and from here on forward, it's
just little steps and we'll continue to work.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well. She survived, That's all that matters. My dogs have
ran off, and if they were gone.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
For over a year, I wouldn't want them to be okay,
and if they came back, I wouldn't be all right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's a little dogg You know.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I could have getten e bit eaten by so many predators.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You take a little step separated my good news story.
It's a real story. I'm so glad that.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
It called The show with Your Good News the Alabama.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Matt Matthews, you know him from Get Up It's Time
to Do Farm Chores all the things from boodoir photo
shoot to stand up comedy to now your musician.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, do you want to say what's happening? With your
music right now, can we say it? Yeah, we can
say it.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
So I'm doing a small music show at the Workplay
May fifth, eighteenth, May fifth. I'm glad, you know, because
I know it's a hometown show. It's just going to
be you know we're going to do. It's kind of
just the album release kind of thing to get people,
you know, to be able to hear what we've been
working on. And all the all the money for the
(15:56):
tickets hows are going to be going to a local
animal shelter.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I love this because I know your manager reached out
to us and the animal shelter that you're working with,
they help out a lot of the smaller animal shelters
around Alabama that really need help.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So I am super glad that.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
I'm excited about that too, cause I mean, to me,
it's not like I'm not trying to make money, like
I just want to be able to number one, just
play it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Anytime I get to play in Birmingham is just.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Very special because this is where I am, you know,
this is where everything started for me, and this is
my hometown. So being able to play my album and
have my record plate here is going to be really
exciting and then help animals.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I popped onto your TikTok live yesterday, Yeah, and you
were singing a capella.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I was like in my robe, oh.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Snack, it's so hard to sing.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
With no instrument.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah, I was literally I got home yesterday from tour
at eight am and we have we just built our house,
so we have a lot of room and we have
like a lot more land, and so our bus driver
literally drops us off at the house and it's amazing,
but he dropped us off yesterday at eight am, and
I'm like literally laying on the couch boxes everywhere, and
I'm laying in my robe with this hat on because
(17:03):
I have not brushed my hair in three days and
just like laying on the catch of my dogs. And
everybody's like, well, your singles are coming out Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We want to hear it.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
And I'm like, okay, I'll just sing it right here.
And it just gave us a little which one jokes
on me, so jokes on Melunch just Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes, a little line.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
It's a it's a it's a little you know, it's
a little revenge song.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
But it goes when you said I love you, did
the mirror say it back when you said I love
you whatever, that was faded fast.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
And then it, you know, really really gets the really.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Gets in there. Is it a revenge song too?
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Just just somebody that I dated a long time ago.
That was just not a smart decision, you know, Matt Matthews,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Are your family coming to your show?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Which ones? Because my mom's dead, my sister's a crackhead,
so me and you got a lot to know. You know,
you're bad to the show.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay, May fifteenth, at work played Matt Matthews.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I love you than thank you so much. You were
listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I know nothing about sports, but I still think this
is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I know very little
about sports, but I I'm doing a bracket.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
with producer Blake. So, producer Blake, you're in a bracket
with all of our co workers?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Correct, and what's happening? Where are you at in the bracket?
I'm in last place.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I knew I was bad at sports, I didn't think
I was this bad.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I'm listen, hear me out this is why it's so funny.
But did you have to put money into be in
the bracket this time? Do you win money if you
win the bracket? Correct?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
One of our sales girls didn't even finish her bracket.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
The sales manager only did half of her bracket right,
and she has hers is above mine. First off, I
have two separate brackets. You know where the second recket
is where right above hers? Both of my brackets are
the bottom three of the entire bracket system out of
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over fifty people.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're mad about the players you picked.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't even know what I picked. I'm just upset
that somebody that filled out half of the bracket is
beating me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You're sad you ain't gonna win no money. What's even
the prize? How much money would you win?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
First prize gets like one hundred bucks, Second prize gets fifty,
and then twenty five for third.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I get nothing. I've got less points than.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
The person that has the closest to the top points
away from the very top.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't even know what you're saying anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Look all that matters is it's hard to get below
twenty points. It's almost impossible. I've got nineteen I've got
nineteen points out of one hundred and ten points right now.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Poor guy, it's such a hard life.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't think I could ever get another bracket. And
the salesperson knows sports, and she get more run than
I did, and I'll fit.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Up the top call this show. You want to say
anything else? You done?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You good?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You get it out. I don't know how this has happened.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I've got the the top three worst.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Eight three three, five oh one. Bama is the number
you were listening to.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
The Alabama Show on Demand.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Hey, we're halfway through the week, so go enjoy the
rest of your day. Anything you missed on the show,
Go follow the Alabama Show on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, or
download the free iHeartRadio app and look up the Alabama
Show on Demand and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know you're sick about hearing it, but I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I know exactly where it's going.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know you do because I went to Tractor Supply
to get chicken fan yesterday and they had the baby
chicks and I heard I'm chirping and I don't need
any more, but they had this breed that I wanted.
And you will appreciate this breed of chicken because now
I'm a boogie chicken lady and I get my chickens
for their breeds.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You wanted to know what kind I got. I got
two of them. I don't a zombie chicken. Go on,
I told you you like it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
They're so cool looking. I'll show you a picture what
it's gonna look like. It's a white chicken with black
spots on it, but it's legs and it's beak and
the little red thing on top of his head is
all black and its eyes are black and it looks
like a zombie.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, still, it's cool looking. It does look cool.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But it's too early to care about a chicken I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't care enough to care. Well I do. I'm excited.
I hit him in the guest trailer last night. Nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I brought him home and sent me and you and
everybody listening to the show this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, I guess in my news I slept with my
watch on last night, So that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh yeah, what was your heart right?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
How?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What was your respiratory rate? I'm just kidding. I don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
How many cycles of RM did you get?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I only got good morning?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, just do that? Tell me more? Oh I had
a deep sleep. I hate this. Yeah, I listen to
your chicken. You listen to me sleep. I can't call
the show. Eight three three five by one, baba is
the number? Good morning? It's what the hell? Headlines? What
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
On the Alabama Show, a man went into a restaurant
naked and started flexing his muscles aggressively.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm scared to ask for but what muscles.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Show that specifying? I am glad this is a real
news story. What is wrong with people?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
A man was seen at the park across the street
from the restaurant where they say said man took off
his clothes then walked into a restaurant naked started following
people around while flexing his muscles.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Just like an average day for this God.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't know, but he was transported to jail and
no word on when he will get out why.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Eight three three, five oh one Banna is the number
if you want to call him play Super Easy Trivia.
Good morning, Chris, are you calling to play? I am
all right, Chris. You know how it works. Producer Blake
is your lifeline? Thank you already, I'm going to be
all right. Producer Blake, you think you're ready to be
a lifeline today.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We're gonna I'm ready as I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Question number one?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What color are smurfs? Good job?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Subjectively? Subjectively? What does that even mean? Color?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Blonde?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
People? Oh my god, they're blue? Okay? Question number two?
What organ is used for breathing?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
That would be your lungs?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Absolutely, that is it?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
And last question, you're doing a great job, producer play working.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What bird can mimic human speech? That would be a parrot?
That is it? Crazy? Are you trying to be a parent?
Never be a parent? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, congratulations, you just want to super easy trivia.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's three things you need to know you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Governor Or Kivy is awarding funds for abuse cases, which
is huge. They announced yesterday they're going to help victims
of domestic violence, assault, and other kinds of abuse. More
than one hundred and sixty thousand dollars is going to
be going to different groups across the state of Alabama
and this will help with shelter and services. So thank
you Kivy. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Here's the new trend you didn't know you needed in
your life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Steve Job style uniforms for work to avoid decision fatigue.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What does that mean? I think you kind of do this.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You wear the same thing every other like you rotate
the same outfits. You know, Steve Jobs used to wear
the signature black turtleneck Levi's any balanced sneakers almost every
single day. So now TikTokers are going on TikTok sharing
their own simple Steve Job style looks.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They basically are wearing the same thing every day.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I do have like sixteen tops that I switch between
and three pairs of pants.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I love this.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I like, you know what, if we can all wear
uniforms to work, I'd be in because I'm sick of
every night I try to decide.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What am I gonna word to work tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
This morning I struggled too much work it is anyway, Valcimra,
Val Kilmer passed away.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did you see this? I did? At sixty five years old.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Val Kilmer is the star of Tombstone, Batman Forever, and
Top Gun.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
He was sixty five from.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Pneumonia in his home in La yesterday. He had been
diagnosed with throat throat cancer in twenty fourteen, but he,
you know, got better after that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I just, you know, it's sad.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Praying for the family.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, rest and peace. That's the three things you need
to know. More at The Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Good morning, Delightey. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
My dad wants me to give my wedding gifts back.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I know that's why we do Ask Alabama. If you
ever need advice, we will do our best to help.
Call the Show eight three three five O one, Bama
is the number? Why does your dad want you to
give your wedding gifts back?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
So here we go. My fiance got arrested two hours
before our wedding.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Know how did your fiance get arrested right before your wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Oh gosh, Well he was speeding getting to the venue
and apparently he had a Warren st Old traffic tickets whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, So okay, so your fiance got arrested two hours
before your wedding. Did you have to cancel the wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Would you do?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
We still had the reception, okay, because I thought he
would get out of jail after a few hours and
we could.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Still get married, all right.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
But he didn't, so.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
He didn't even make the recept He didn't make any
So you didn't get married that day?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh yeah, No, we did not end up sitting married
that day.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
We had to go to the courthouse a week later
when he got out of jail.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
All right, So you are married now and you did
not marry him while he was in shackles in a
jail suit.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
No, okay, we did avoid that fun part.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Well, my dad says I need to give it give
all of our wedding gifts back because everyone showed up
expecting a wedding and there was a one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Oh, but you still have the reception, right like everybody
still stayed in like ate and drank exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I think. So that's insane because we still had the reception.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And you still got married.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It just wasn't that day exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
People still a people still enjoyed a DJ and we
are married. Now how it is?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Did you even function? I would have been livid. If
I were. I don't think I would have still married
my fiance after that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I would have been like, we're divorced. I'm over it.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Well, there had to be some major talking.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Down, yeah, I think.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, so your dad wants you to give the wedding
gifts back and you don't.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yeah, but literally, you've been hounding me over these gifts.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Producer Blake, what do you think that's a fairy jail wedding?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Ke those gifts? Keith does give it. Look, let's just
see if we can make you feel better. Call the show.
What's the worst thing that ever happened at your wedding?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Because I guarantee you you are not the only person
that has had some major crisis happen at your wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh god, I hope not.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Eight three thirty five oh one BAMA is the number.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty
two the.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Alabama Show on to me, It's amazing free on the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Deliney's fiance got arrested before their wedding on the way
to the venue, and I want to see if anybody
can top that story.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Call the show. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number. Kelly.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You work wedding, so I know you've seen some crazy stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What's the worst thing you've seen? Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I don't even know where to begin. Oh, there was
the one where the groom actually got arrested during the reception.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What first one?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
I bring my daughter to to help us out catering
to right and there was a particular individual that upsets somebody.
Next thing, I know, we hear gun and I of
course dive tackle my daughter and I'm like, oh my god.
The next morning, apparently they posted the whole group of
them that got arrested on Facebook, Instagram or wherever, like
(09:32):
it was a cool thing.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh my god, Hey, that's a good groomsman's photo.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All mugshots.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, yeah, they were all like in front of the
jail doing like you know, gangster poses and stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
If you've ever wondered what happens behind the scenes of
the show when we're not like actually on the radio,
go follow us on TikTok Live and you can see
the madness behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Alabama Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We are live now eight three three five o one,
Bama is the number to call the show. Chris, good morning, Hey,
just calling about the poor lady who got stood up
at her own wedding because her fiance got arrested.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, wants to give.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
The gifts back.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What do you think, Oh, she should keep those gifts.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
It was a competition for her troubles.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Those are sympathy gifts. Those are her what is it
her prena? What is it when you get divorced? Alimony?
Those are her alimony gifts?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Exactly. She earned those gifts. She should enjoy them.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I love you, Chris, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's three things you need to know with the ELEMENTA show.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There is a end Addiction walk in Birmingham on Saturday.
I'm gonna be there if you end up showing up.
This is a really cool thing at City Walks Saturday.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It starts at ten am.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
They have a resource row where you can get resources
for people who are struggling with addiction. You can you
can remember people that you've lost due to addiction. So
it's a really cool thing this Saturday. You can get
more at end Addiction bham dot org if you want
to go. Here's why we forget what we're doing when
we walk into a new room. There's actually a name
(11:05):
for it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Producer Blake called the doorway effect. I have that called ADHD.
It's closer.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
There's a neuron scientist that says it.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Happens because our brains naturally reset a little bit when
we go from room to room, which makes so much sense.
It's kind of like, oh, what's that movie Severance, the
show on Apple Anyway, whatever you think of in the
previous room, when you walk into a new room, your
brain resets and so it slips away.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So the way to change that is to really focus.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
When you're walking through the door on that task that
you're trying to do. And here's what Dolly Parton and
the Kardashians have in common then booties.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Though I knew it was gonna be it. I knew it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Dolly has just teamed up with Chloe Kardashian and her
Denim brand to launch a limited edition lineup of genes
called Dolly's Joe Lanes, and they have Ryan Stell in
Country Glam. But here's what Dolly says about him. Dolly says,
those genes will make any butt look good. She said,
especially if you have a good but but don't look great.
(12:09):
And if you just have an okay, but they'll still
look great. Oh, we got to get you a pair
of Joe Lanes and put them on you and get
you to twerk on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Tik talk video. Why this is always turning to me,
I don't know, but it's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
That's three things you need to know. More at the
Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand, call
the show.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
If you have good news you want to share. Eight
three three five oh one, Bama is the number, BIB
Good morning. What's your good news?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
My daughter got an invitation to tour Monobello.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's good. That is awesome. Is she a senior in
high school right now? She's a That is cool. What
does she want to go to school for WIST?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
To be a marine biologist?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's super cool. It is sick.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
So how did they find her to invite her? Does
she just make like really good grades? Did she apply
for it?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, she's straight A student advanced classes, So I'm not
sure how they found her.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
But he thinks she might get a scholarship. You think
you might not have to pay for college.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because that would be a.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I hope she does.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's great. Hey, thank you for sharing. That's great news.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
And in my son's birthday, fourteenth birthday is Sunday, I.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like, yeah, look, you just got all the things to celebrate.
I love it. Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Here's some good news to lift you up today.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And if you have good news you're celebrating, call the
show eight three three five on one.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Bamma, Like, I'm celebrating money chickens that I got. Okay,
here's a good news story you ready.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yeah, a wiener dog survived eighteen months in the Australian bush.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm so proud of this weird thought. That's his actual story.
So let me read this story.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I'm already got.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
A miniature Wiener dog in Australia survived eighteen months.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
In the wild.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
She ran off from her owners while they were camping
on Kangaroo Island and they were still trying to catch her.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Here is Jared, I gotta catch my mini winning dogs.
Stop it in the bush.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
We can monitor her.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
She's looking really healthy and from here on forward, it's
just little steps and we'll continue to work.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well. She survived, That's all that matters. My dogs have
ran off, and if they were gone.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
For over a year, I wouldn't want them to be okay,
and if they came back, I wouldn't be all right.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's a little dogg You know.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I could have getten e bit eaten by so many predators.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You take a little step separated my good news story.
It's a real story. I'm so glad that.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
It called The show with Your Good News the Alabama.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Matt Matthews, you know him from Get Up It's Time
to Do Farm Chores all the things from boodoir photo
shoot to stand up comedy to now your musician.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, do you want to say what's happening? With your
music right now, can we say it? Yeah, we can
say it.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
So I'm doing a small music show at the Workplay
May fifth, eighteenth, May fifth. I'm glad, you know, because
I know it's a hometown show. It's just going to
be you know we're going to do. It's kind of
just the album release kind of thing to get people,
you know, to be able to hear what we've been
working on. And all the all the money for the
(15:56):
tickets hows are going to be going to a local
animal shelter.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I love this because I know your manager reached out
to us and the animal shelter that you're working with,
they help out a lot of the smaller animal shelters
around Alabama that really need help.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So I am super glad that.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
I'm excited about that too, cause I mean, to me,
it's not like I'm not trying to make money, like
I just want to be able to number one, just
play it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Anytime I get to play in Birmingham is just.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Very special because this is where I am, you know,
this is where everything started for me, and this is
my hometown. So being able to play my album and
have my record plate here is going to be really
exciting and then help animals.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I popped onto your TikTok live yesterday, Yeah, and you
were singing a capella.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I was like in my robe, oh.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Snack, it's so hard to sing.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
With no instrument.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah, I was literally I got home yesterday from tour
at eight am and we have we just built our house,
so we have a lot of room and we have
like a lot more land, and so our bus driver
literally drops us off at the house and it's amazing,
but he dropped us off yesterday at eight am, and
I'm like literally laying on the couch boxes everywhere, and
I'm laying in my robe with this hat on because
(17:03):
I have not brushed my hair in three days and
just like laying on the catch of my dogs. And
everybody's like, well, your singles are coming out Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We want to hear it.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
And I'm like, okay, I'll just sing it right here.
And it just gave us a little which one jokes
on me, so jokes on Melunch just Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes, a little line.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
It's a it's a it's a little you know, it's
a little revenge song.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
But it goes when you said I love you, did
the mirror say it back when you said I love
you whatever, that was faded fast.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
And then it, you know, really really gets the really.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Gets in there. Is it a revenge song too?
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Just just somebody that I dated a long time ago.
That was just not a smart decision, you know, Matt Matthews,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Are your family coming to your show?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Which ones? Because my mom's dead, my sister's a crackhead,
so me and you got a lot to know. You know,
you're bad to the show.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay, May fifteenth, at work played Matt Matthews.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I love you than thank you so much. You were
listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I know nothing about sports, but I still think this
is hilarious.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I know very little
about sports, but I I'm doing a bracket.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama
with producer Blake. So, producer Blake, you're in a bracket
with all of our co workers?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Correct, and what's happening? Where are you at in the bracket?
I'm in last place.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I knew I was bad at sports, I didn't think
I was this bad.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I'm listen, hear me out this is why it's so funny.
But did you have to put money into be in
the bracket this time? Do you win money if you
win the bracket? Correct?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
One of our sales girls didn't even finish her bracket.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
The sales manager only did half of her bracket right,
and she has hers is above mine. First off, I
have two separate brackets. You know where the second recket
is where right above hers? Both of my brackets are
the bottom three of the entire bracket system out of
(19:26):
over fifty people.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're mad about the players you picked.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't even know what I picked. I'm just upset
that somebody that filled out half of the bracket is
beating me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You're sad you ain't gonna win no money. What's even
the prize? How much money would you win?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
First prize gets like one hundred bucks, Second prize gets fifty,
and then twenty five for third.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I get nothing. I've got less points than.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
The person that has the closest to the top points
away from the very top.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't even know what you're saying anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Look all that matters is it's hard to get below
twenty points. It's almost impossible. I've got nineteen I've got
nineteen points out of one hundred and ten points right now.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Poor guy, it's such a hard life.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't think I could ever get another bracket. And
the salesperson knows sports, and she get more run than
I did, and I'll fit.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Up the top call this show. You want to say
anything else? You done?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You good?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
You get it out. I don't know how this has happened.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I've got the the top three worst.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Eight three three, five oh one. Bama is the number
you were listening to.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
The Alabama Show on Demand.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Hey, we're halfway through the week, so go enjoy the
rest of your day. Anything you missed on the show,
Go follow the Alabama Show on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, or
download the free iHeartRadio app and look up the Alabama
Show on Demand and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
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