April 4, 2025 • 18 mins
Tessa is upset that her friend brought her baby with her to Tessa's birthday get together in Ask Alabama. Producer Blake is being auctioned off for a date to an award ceremony. Boreout may be impacting your work life in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know you're sick about hearing it, but I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I know exactly where it's going.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know you do because I went to Tractor Supply
to get chicken fan yesterday and they had the baby
chicks and I heard I'm chirping and I don't need
any more, but they had this breed that I wanted.
And you will appreciate this breed of chicken because now
I'm a boogie chicken lady and I get my chickens
for their breeds.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You wanted to know what kind I got. I got
two of them. I don't a zombie chicken. Go on,
I told you you like it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
They're so cool looking. I'll show you a picture what
it's gonna look like. It's a white chicken with black
spots on it, but it's legs and it's beak and
the little red thing on top of his head is
all black and its eyes are black and it looks
like a zombie.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, still, it's cool looking. It does look cool.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
But it's too early to care about a chicken I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I don't care enough to care.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well I do. I'm excited. I hit him in the
guest trailer last night. Nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I brought him home and sent me and you and
everybody listening to the show this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Well, I guess in my news I slept with my
watch on last night, So that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh yeah, what was your heart right?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
How?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
What was your respiratory rate? I'm just kidding. I don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How many cycles of RM did you get?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I only got good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, just do that? Tell me more. Oh I had
a deep sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I hate this. Yeah, I listen to your chicken. You
listen to me sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can't call the show. Eight three three five by one,
baba is the number? Good morning? It's what the hell? Headlines?
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
On the Alabama show, police chase a man who stole
his eggs's chicken.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I would kill him if you steal my chickens, I
am killing You're gonna be winter Winter chicken dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Can see what happened?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, there was a man who was arrested because he
stole his exes pet chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What a jerk.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
And the reason he got noticed is because he yelled,
I've got Polly and then he started running away.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know. Also, who names their chicken Polly?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Listen to this. Show me your hands, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I just hold your chicken. I'm not gonna hurt your chicken.
Stand up?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I have you put the chicken in your person?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay if that was the girlfriend crying, oh my chicken,
that would literally be me if somebody stole my chicken.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Good morning, Cindy. What are you doing right now? You
do not sound happy about it? Are you? No? Where
do you work?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I know we.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Should all just go home, just turn around and go back. Calm. Oh, well,
what do you what do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You don't have to say where you work in case
your boss is listening, but just tell me what line
of work you do.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Well, I'm a government employee, so I'm glad to have
a job right now.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Girl, But I bet you deal with them angry people
throughout the day. I do. Okay, Well, let's make your
day better, Cindy. You want to play super Eezy Trivia?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
All right? You know how it works.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline, Cindy?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yes, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All right, it's a Disney question number one? What does
Ariel give to Ursula in exchange for legs? You're on?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You're on your own, Cynthia, Oh, come on, don't remember.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ariel? Does it better? Her voice? Oh, I'm just gonna
We're getting everybody that all right? How much is in
a Baker's dozen? Question number two? Thirteen thirteen? Is it?
And last one?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What country gave the Statue of Liberty to the United
States called olsho?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Friends would be we did it right?
Speaker 9 (04:23):
CD's off, girl, Congratulations, you just got ticket stuff freaky Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Let me just say that I've just had to start
on at Burmingham every day from Oxford, so y'all will
make him much more enjoy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Girl, I love you, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You get your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest. Get
your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest. Get your tickets
to Magic City Wine Fest because literally it sells out
every year and we are one month away. It's at
the Hoover met this year and It's so much fun
because there's all kinds of wine to taste.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
There's live music.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Producer Blake Is really he's like leaning into the microphone
waiting to say.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm going to be chugging alone.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Anyway, if you want to go Magiccitywinefest dot com, seriously
getar tickets before they sell out. The lines are getting
real crazy for the real ID right now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Do you have a real ID?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Is that the one with a star on that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh, you better hurry up and do it. The deadlines
may seventh. Are you serious? You really don't know? You're
not going to be able to fly.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You can use a passport still, oh you anyway, you
need the real ID to fly on domestic flights, and
you have to go to the DMV in person with
proof of identity like a passport or birth certificate, and
you need two documents confirming state residency.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Some people are.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Going to the DMV two or three hours before they
open so they can get the Idoh when you go,
If you don't get there early, you might be waiting
for a few hours just saying, or you might be
waiting anyway, if you get there early.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Easter potatoes might actually be a thing this year.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Bye instead of eggs, because eggs are so expensive. The
New York Times literally just wrote an article about it, saying,
dying potatoes instead might actually happen this year. It's not
a new idea. The marketing group Potatoes USA tried to
make this a thing in twenty twenty three, if you remember,
and Peta also wanted this to happen.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Of course Peta did so.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
If you see people with colorful potatoes this year, like
producer Blake, you know why.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Call me Tater's and let's get to Peyton.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Let's get to Totten.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Good morning Tessa. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I kicked my best friend out of my birthday party.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh that's why we're here.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We try to help. Eight three three five oh one.
BAMA is the number if you ever have an issue
for ask Alabama out. Why did you kick your best
friend out of your birthday party?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
So?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I threw a party at my house and it was
low key, just like a handful of friends, okay, and
everything was going fine until my best friend showed up
with her damn seven month old baby. Okay, no, no,
do not even laugh. This was not cool, all right, yeah,
which was not on my birthday dingo cards, all right.
(07:28):
As soon as she came in, the kids started crying.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Did the baby ever stop crying?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
No, the baby never stopped crying. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And you know, and it.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Would have been fine if the baby had stopped crying,
but it didn't. It cried for over an hour. No
one could hear each other talking. Like, just imagine that scenario.
It was not cool at all. People were like literally
giving me dirty looks. And so I just told my
friend she had a lead because her baby was making
everybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
But I said, like, what would you do if your
buddy's brought up baby to your birth part?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm getting a margarita glass and filling it with some milk.
I'm to my jour party.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Uh you know, I don't have kids, but all of
my friend's kids I love. They are like they are
my godchildren. I don't I ain't gon say I don't
tell them maybe not to come. I'm gonna have a
bunch of angry women yelling at me.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Call the show. Have you ever dealt with's something like this?
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
On to me, Kelly, good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
What do you think about Tessa kicking her friend out
after she brought a baby to her birthday party?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
The baby should not have been at the party. Her
friends should have had enough common sense.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
To not bring a baby.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Has anybody done this to you? Have you ever been
at a party where somebody brought a baby?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Well, when my husband and I our kids were small,
we didn't have an option. We didn't have babysitters that
we could call on a regular basis, So I either
had two stay home or find somebody to babysit. If
I knew it was an adult party and I didn't
have to miss out on something. But that's what happens
when you become a mom.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Absolutely, Oh, Kelly, I lovey. Thank you for that perspective.
We needed a mom to call in.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Oh, you got it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
A toddler ate their grandfather's ashes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Why he I mean to be fair when you get hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
What's crazy is this is the second time something like
this has happened this year. They're going viral on TikTok
their toddler ate their grandfather's ashes.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh my god, when you soon eat she dies, she
is my son'm hussy and my dad slash she is.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Anyway, there's a hell new meaning now to rest in peace?
Why the hell?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's three things you.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Need to know the show So tomorrow the End Addiction
Walk at CityWalk in Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm gonna be there, come out.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's really great if you know somebody in recovery, if
you're struggling with addiction, there's a lot of resources and
we're just out here to celebrate recovery. There's a resource
row that tells you about like there's no locks on training,
which you can do if you suspect somebody's having an overdose.
So it's really awesome. Tomorrow it starts at ten am.
Get more at End addictionbham dot Org. Producer Blakey may
(10:29):
think you're suffering from burnout, but really it's bore out,
which is if you're underwhelmed and bored by your job.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I get that some days.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, I don't know how I literally make every day
different for you. But it can happen if you've been
in the same role for too long, or if you
don't see any room for growth.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No, that isn't my case. I some of this stuff
just doesn't spark my brain.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
But if you're going through that, just you know that
it may be that you may not be burnout, you
may be bored out. Ryan Reynolds This Story Is for
You is now selling wine in giant juice boxes called
Ugly Estates.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It comes in an oversized juice box.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It says it has more wine than the typical bottle.
The ad also has the ugly dog.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
From Deadpool and Wolverine in the ad. In the commercial
for it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I guess bond wine more often.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
The producer Blake is a huge fan of Ryan Reynolds.
Any love wine, so white wine.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There we go. That's the three things you need to know.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
More at the Alabamashow dot com, The.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Here's my good news.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I got to tell you what's awesome going on in
the land.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Of Alabama.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
All right, go ahead and tell me, by the.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Way, thank you for listening to the show. If you
have good news eight three three five oh one, Bama.
You know, I've been raising money for Make a Wish
so it can raise money for kids in Alabama diagnosed
with critical illnesses.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Correct and it takes.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's the average wish costs about ten thousand bucks and
four hundred kids across Alabama every year diagnosed.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
We got some donations. I'm not at ten thousand yet,
not yet, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I'm real close, Okay, and that is the good news one.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So let's see their horn.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But I gotta say thank you to everybody who donated
because we had Freedom Financial Farris Riley and pitt Woodhouse Spa,
Michelle Green at Exit Cousa River Realty.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who am I forgetting rock and roll sushi? We had
some like It's so cool. I'm super pumped.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I pumped.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
This is Cali's love stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This is an awesome foundation.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I love the support we're getting for it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It's cool because over I've been training. I'm doing this
big hike in May, which I am stressed out about
because I got a hike twenty six point three miles
in a day. But over the course of training for this,
I've met a lot of Makeup Wish kids and their
families and they are so cool. Like it just I
can't even speak highly enough and I don't want to
get emotional.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But this is awesome. So that's what's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And thank you And if you want to donate, the
link is on my Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Go follow Alabama.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Radio The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Here's your chance to hang out with producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
You you gotta stop because you've also got to deal
with this.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Call the show eight three three five Obama.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
By the way, Hi, I'm Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What are you complaining about? A minute ago?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We got an award thing we gotta go to.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We're going to an award dinner for broadcasters and we
don't know if we won an award.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
We're just going to the dinner and.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
My girlfriend has to work, so I don't have a date.
So I was going to invite someone totally random.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Because we have two we have two tables and all
the bosses and everybody's going and everybody has a date
except for producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, mine could not make it, and this.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Is gonna be like there's free dinner, there's you get
drinks out of it, and it's at a fancy place.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But we only got a day.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So so Producer Blake was like, I gotta find a.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, I was gonna find a person.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't need no. Eight three three five oh one, mamma.
If you're listening to the show, here's what should we do. Oh,
I got an even better idea.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Because you know I'm raising money for make a Wish.
Let's auction off a date with you, whoever bids the highest,
and we'll give all the money to make a wish.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You said you would do anything to help me raise money.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
No kissing, no touching.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's literally just dinner. You said it. You said you
would help me raise money.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You're lucky. I care about the kids.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
We're auctioning.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Producer Blake off right now. I didn't ask the boss
if I could do this. I'm really not sure if
this is legal.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Well, I can tell you right now, the phones will
not be lighting up.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
We are going to be sitting here in silence.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
If you if you would like to go to dinner tomorrow, Saturday.
If you have no plans, starts at six, dinner served
at seven.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You want to be Producer Blake's bait. I wish you
could see his face right now, but I'm sure you
can hear the grimace.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The Alabama Show on to men. It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
By the way, we're on TikTok Live if you want
to go follow and see behind the scenes, follow Alabama Radio.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We have a caller from our TikTok Live. Your screen
name is Bearded Beaver.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Are you calling to bid on the dinner tomorrow night
with Producer Blake?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I am a stand firm on my one inch of
beard and eighty three dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Eighty three dollars, all right, so the starting bid here
we go, and we're opening it up to the world.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you want to call in and bid.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It started at eighty three dollars to be Producer Blake's
dinner date tomorrow night at a fancy dinner, and it
all goes to make a wish.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I'm solid on that.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
We aren't it being so quiet why are we doing this?
What we're doing it for the kids.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm locking the contestants.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, I love you, Beaver, You're great. We'll see
y'all if you missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
We are bidding off Producer Blake today to raise money
for Make a Wish.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We have a you know you're gonna love it.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
We're going to a fancy dinner tomorrow night, and Producer
Blake doesn't have a date because your girlfriend is doing.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
What she's at work.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So if you.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Would like to go, we're going to move this over
to Facebook. Go follow the Alabama show. We'll keep the
bidding going until ten o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So far, we've had a bid of eighty three dollars
eight three three five oh one.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Bama is the number if you would like to bid, Chris,
are you calling to bid on Producer Blake?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I'm calling to offer solidarity with Producer Blake. I would
bid on him if I didn't already have plans for
Saturday night, because you know, Producer Blake is a good dick.
Sounds like fun back field Blake's stress. I was auctioned
off once myself, so I know how you're feeling, buddy.
You're hoping people little bit on you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wait what happened when you were auctioned off?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Well, I was auctioned off for a a charity event
a buch of us okay, and two ladies got in
a bidding war for me, which was very validating. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, how much money did you rise?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
It ended up being about one hundred dollars I heck
you when it was all said and done. But I
did feel bad for one of the other gentlemen in
the auction because almost nobody bid on him and they
had to work real hard to get him and auctioned.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, was he attractive? Why did nobody bid on him?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
He was a little bit older gentleman, and he was
also at the end of the auction, so you know,
people had already spent their money I think as well.
So to put those two together and four guy was
standing up there a long time, felt real bad for him.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh that is stressful. Well, I love you. Thank you
for calling and sharing that story, Chris.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, I just thought it'd be appropriate. And Blake, I
hope you get a lot of money for the children's.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Thanks The Alabama Show to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Hey We're done.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
But if you still want to go, bid to go
to dinner tomorrow night with producer Blake and all of
our chiworkers at this really fancy dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Go followed the Alabama Shadow on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
It helps the kids, Yeah we are. We're doing it
to raise money for Make a Wish. But the Alabama
Show on Facebook. Follow us there to see how everything
goes and we'll see you Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I know you're sick about hearing it, but I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I know exactly where it's going.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I know you do because I went to Tractor Supply
to get chicken fan yesterday and they had the baby
chicks and I heard I'm chirping and I don't need
any more, but they had this breed that I wanted.
And you will appreciate this breed of chicken because now
I'm a boogie chicken lady and I get my chickens
for their breeds.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You wanted to know what kind I got. I got
two of them. I don't a zombie chicken. Go on,
I told you you like it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
They're so cool looking. I'll show you a picture what
it's gonna look like. It's a white chicken with black
spots on it, but it's legs and it's beak and
the little red thing on top of his head is
all black and its eyes are black and it looks
like a zombie.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, still, it's cool looking. It does look cool.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
But it's too early to care about a chicken I'll
be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I don't care enough to care.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well I do. I'm excited. I hit him in the
guest trailer last night. Nobody knows.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I brought him home and sent me and you and
everybody listening to the show this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Well, I guess in my news I slept with my
watch on last night, So that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh yeah, what was your heart right?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
How?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
What was your respiratory rate? I'm just kidding. I don't do.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How many cycles of RM did you get?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I only got good morning?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, just do that? Tell me more. Oh I had
a deep sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I hate this. Yeah, I listen to your chicken. You
listen to me sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can't call the show. Eight three three five by one,
baba is the number? Good morning? It's what the hell? Headlines?
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
On the Alabama show, police chase a man who stole
his eggs's chicken.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I would kill him if you steal my chickens, I
am killing You're gonna be winter Winter chicken dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Can see what happened?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, there was a man who was arrested because he
stole his exes pet chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What a jerk.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
And the reason he got noticed is because he yelled,
I've got Polly and then he started running away.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know. Also, who names their chicken Polly?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Listen to this. Show me your hands, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I just hold your chicken. I'm not gonna hurt your chicken.
Stand up?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I have you put the chicken in your person?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay if that was the girlfriend crying, oh my chicken,
that would literally be me if somebody stole my chicken.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Good morning, Cindy. What are you doing right now? You
do not sound happy about it? Are you? No? Where
do you work?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I know we.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Should all just go home, just turn around and go back. Calm. Oh, well,
what do you what do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You don't have to say where you work in case
your boss is listening, but just tell me what line
of work you do.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Well, I'm a government employee, so I'm glad to have
a job right now.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Girl, But I bet you deal with them angry people
throughout the day. I do. Okay, Well, let's make your
day better, Cindy. You want to play super Eezy Trivia?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
All right? You know how it works.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I ask the questions producer Blake is your lifeline, Cindy?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yes, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All right, it's a Disney question number one? What does
Ariel give to Ursula in exchange for legs? You're on?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You're on your own, Cynthia, Oh, come on, don't remember.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ariel? Does it better? Her voice? Oh, I'm just gonna
We're getting everybody that all right? How much is in
a Baker's dozen? Question number two? Thirteen thirteen? Is it?
And last one?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What country gave the Statue of Liberty to the United
States called olsho?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Friends would be we did it right?
Speaker 9 (04:23):
CD's off, girl, Congratulations, you just got ticket stuff freaky Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Let me just say that I've just had to start
on at Burmingham every day from Oxford, so y'all will
make him much more enjoy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Girl, I love you, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You get your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest. Get
your tickets to Magic City Wine Fest. Get your tickets
to Magic City Wine Fest because literally it sells out
every year and we are one month away. It's at
the Hoover met this year and It's so much fun
because there's all kinds of wine to taste.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
There's live music.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Producer Blake Is really he's like leaning into the microphone
waiting to say.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I'm going to be chugging alone.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Anyway, if you want to go Magiccitywinefest dot com, seriously
getar tickets before they sell out. The lines are getting
real crazy for the real ID right now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Do you have a real ID?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Is that the one with a star on that?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh, you better hurry up and do it. The deadlines
may seventh. Are you serious? You really don't know? You're
not going to be able to fly.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You can use a passport still, oh you anyway, you
need the real ID to fly on domestic flights, and
you have to go to the DMV in person with
proof of identity like a passport or birth certificate, and
you need two documents confirming state residency.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Some people are.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Going to the DMV two or three hours before they
open so they can get the Idoh when you go,
If you don't get there early, you might be waiting
for a few hours just saying, or you might be
waiting anyway, if you get there early.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Easter potatoes might actually be a thing this year.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Bye instead of eggs, because eggs are so expensive. The
New York Times literally just wrote an article about it, saying,
dying potatoes instead might actually happen this year. It's not
a new idea. The marketing group Potatoes USA tried to
make this a thing in twenty twenty three, if you remember,
and Peta also wanted this to happen.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Of course Peta did so.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
If you see people with colorful potatoes this year, like
producer Blake, you know why.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Call me Tater's and let's get to Peyton.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Let's get to Totten.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
More at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Good morning Tessa. What's your issue for? Ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I kicked my best friend out of my birthday party.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh that's why we're here.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We try to help. Eight three three five oh one.
BAMA is the number if you ever have an issue
for ask Alabama out. Why did you kick your best
friend out of your birthday party?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
So?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I threw a party at my house and it was
low key, just like a handful of friends, okay, and
everything was going fine until my best friend showed up
with her damn seven month old baby. Okay, no, no,
do not even laugh. This was not cool, all right, yeah,
which was not on my birthday dingo cards, all right.
(07:28):
As soon as she came in, the kids started crying.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Did the baby ever stop crying?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
No, the baby never stopped crying. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And you know, and it.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Would have been fine if the baby had stopped crying,
but it didn't. It cried for over an hour. No
one could hear each other talking. Like, just imagine that scenario.
It was not cool at all. People were like literally
giving me dirty looks. And so I just told my
friend she had a lead because her baby was making
everybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
But I said, like, what would you do if your
buddy's brought up baby to your birth part?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm getting a margarita glass and filling it with some milk.
I'm to my jour party.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Uh you know, I don't have kids, but all of
my friend's kids I love. They are like they are
my godchildren. I don't I ain't gon say I don't
tell them maybe not to come. I'm gonna have a
bunch of angry women yelling at me.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Call the show. Have you ever dealt with's something like this?
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
On to me, Kelly, good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
What do you think about Tessa kicking her friend out
after she brought a baby to her birthday party?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
The baby should not have been at the party. Her
friends should have had enough common sense.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
To not bring a baby.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Has anybody done this to you? Have you ever been
at a party where somebody brought a baby?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Well, when my husband and I our kids were small,
we didn't have an option. We didn't have babysitters that
we could call on a regular basis, So I either
had two stay home or find somebody to babysit. If
I knew it was an adult party and I didn't
have to miss out on something. But that's what happens
when you become a mom.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Absolutely, Oh, Kelly, I lovey. Thank you for that perspective.
We needed a mom to call in.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Oh, you got it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
A toddler ate their grandfather's ashes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Why he I mean to be fair when you get hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
What's crazy is this is the second time something like
this has happened this year. They're going viral on TikTok
their toddler ate their grandfather's ashes.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh my god, when you soon eat she dies, she
is my son'm hussy and my dad slash she is.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Anyway, there's a hell new meaning now to rest in peace?
Why the hell?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's three things you.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Need to know the show So tomorrow the End Addiction
Walk at CityWalk in Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm gonna be there, come out.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's really great if you know somebody in recovery, if
you're struggling with addiction, there's a lot of resources and
we're just out here to celebrate recovery. There's a resource
row that tells you about like there's no locks on training,
which you can do if you suspect somebody's having an overdose.
So it's really awesome. Tomorrow it starts at ten am.
Get more at End addictionbham dot Org. Producer Blakey may
(10:29):
think you're suffering from burnout, but really it's bore out,
which is if you're underwhelmed and bored by your job.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I get that some days.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, I don't know how I literally make every day
different for you. But it can happen if you've been
in the same role for too long, or if you
don't see any room for growth.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
No, that isn't my case. I some of this stuff
just doesn't spark my brain.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
But if you're going through that, just you know that
it may be that you may not be burnout, you
may be bored out. Ryan Reynolds This Story Is for
You is now selling wine in giant juice boxes called
Ugly Estates.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It comes in an oversized juice box.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It says it has more wine than the typical bottle.
The ad also has the ugly dog.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
From Deadpool and Wolverine in the ad. In the commercial
for it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I guess bond wine more often.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
The producer Blake is a huge fan of Ryan Reynolds.
Any love wine, so white wine.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There we go. That's the three things you need to know.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
More at the Alabamashow dot com, The.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Here's my good news.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I got to tell you what's awesome going on in
the land.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Of Alabama.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
All right, go ahead and tell me, by the.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Way, thank you for listening to the show. If you
have good news eight three three five oh one, Bama.
You know, I've been raising money for Make a Wish
so it can raise money for kids in Alabama diagnosed
with critical illnesses.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Correct and it takes.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's the average wish costs about ten thousand bucks and
four hundred kids across Alabama every year diagnosed.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
We got some donations. I'm not at ten thousand yet,
not yet, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I'm real close, Okay, and that is the good news one.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So let's see their horn.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But I gotta say thank you to everybody who donated
because we had Freedom Financial Farris Riley and pitt Woodhouse Spa,
Michelle Green at Exit Cousa River Realty.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who am I forgetting rock and roll sushi? We had
some like It's so cool. I'm super pumped.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I pumped.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
This is Cali's love stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This is an awesome foundation.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I love the support we're getting for it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It's cool because over I've been training. I'm doing this
big hike in May, which I am stressed out about
because I got a hike twenty six point three miles
in a day. But over the course of training for this,
I've met a lot of Makeup Wish kids and their
families and they are so cool. Like it just I
can't even speak highly enough and I don't want to
get emotional.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But this is awesome. So that's what's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
And thank you And if you want to donate, the
link is on my Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Go follow Alabama.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Radio The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Here's your chance to hang out with producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
You you gotta stop because you've also got to deal
with this.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Call the show eight three three five Obama.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
By the way, Hi, I'm Alabama.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm producer Blake.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What are you complaining about? A minute ago?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We got an award thing we gotta go to.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We're going to an award dinner for broadcasters and we
don't know if we won an award.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
We're just going to the dinner and.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
My girlfriend has to work, so I don't have a date.
So I was going to invite someone totally random.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Because we have two we have two tables and all
the bosses and everybody's going and everybody has a date
except for producer Blake.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, mine could not make it, and this.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Is gonna be like there's free dinner, there's you get
drinks out of it, and it's at a fancy place.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But we only got a day.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So so Producer Blake was like, I gotta find a.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, I was gonna find a person.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't need no. Eight three three five oh one, mamma.
If you're listening to the show, here's what should we do. Oh,
I got an even better idea.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Because you know I'm raising money for make a Wish.
Let's auction off a date with you, whoever bids the highest,
and we'll give all the money to make a wish.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You said you would do anything to help me raise money.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
No kissing, no touching.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's literally just dinner. You said it. You said you
would help me raise money.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
You're lucky. I care about the kids.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
We're auctioning.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Producer Blake off right now. I didn't ask the boss
if I could do this. I'm really not sure if
this is legal.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Well, I can tell you right now, the phones will
not be lighting up.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
We are going to be sitting here in silence.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
If you if you would like to go to dinner tomorrow, Saturday.
If you have no plans, starts at six, dinner served
at seven.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You want to be Producer Blake's bait. I wish you
could see his face right now, but I'm sure you
can hear the grimace.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The Alabama Show on to men. It's amazing free on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
By the way, we're on TikTok Live if you want
to go follow and see behind the scenes, follow Alabama Radio.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We have a caller from our TikTok Live. Your screen
name is Bearded Beaver.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Are you calling to bid on the dinner tomorrow night
with Producer Blake?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I am a stand firm on my one inch of
beard and eighty three dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Eighty three dollars, all right, so the starting bid here
we go, and we're opening it up to the world.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you want to call in and bid.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It started at eighty three dollars to be Producer Blake's
dinner date tomorrow night at a fancy dinner, and it
all goes to make a wish.
Speaker 7 (15:52):
I'm solid on that.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
We aren't it being so quiet why are we doing this?
What we're doing it for the kids.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm locking the contestants.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, I love you, Beaver, You're great. We'll see
y'all if you missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
We are bidding off Producer Blake today to raise money
for Make a Wish.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We have a you know you're gonna love it.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
We're going to a fancy dinner tomorrow night, and Producer
Blake doesn't have a date because your girlfriend is doing.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
What she's at work.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So if you.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Would like to go, we're going to move this over
to Facebook. Go follow the Alabama show. We'll keep the
bidding going until ten o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So far, we've had a bid of eighty three dollars
eight three three five oh one.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Bama is the number if you would like to bid, Chris,
are you calling to bid on Producer Blake?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
I'm calling to offer solidarity with Producer Blake. I would
bid on him if I didn't already have plans for
Saturday night, because you know, Producer Blake is a good dick.
Sounds like fun back field Blake's stress. I was auctioned
off once myself, so I know how you're feeling, buddy.
You're hoping people little bit on you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wait what happened when you were auctioned off?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Well, I was auctioned off for a a charity event
a buch of us okay, and two ladies got in
a bidding war for me, which was very validating. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, how much money did you rise?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
It ended up being about one hundred dollars I heck
you when it was all said and done. But I
did feel bad for one of the other gentlemen in
the auction because almost nobody bid on him and they
had to work real hard to get him and auctioned.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, was he attractive? Why did nobody bid on him?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
He was a little bit older gentleman, and he was
also at the end of the auction, so you know,
people had already spent their money I think as well.
So to put those two together and four guy was
standing up there a long time, felt real bad for him.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh that is stressful. Well, I love you. Thank you
for calling and sharing that story, Chris.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, I just thought it'd be appropriate. And Blake, I
hope you get a lot of money for the children's.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Thanks The Alabama Show to Man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Hey We're done.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
But if you still want to go, bid to go
to dinner tomorrow night with producer Blake and all of
our chiworkers at this really fancy dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Go followed the Alabama Shadow on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
It helps the kids, Yeah we are. We're doing it
to raise money for Make a Wish. But the Alabama
Show on Facebook. Follow us there to see how everything
goes and we'll see you Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
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