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May 23, 2025 • 15 mins
Alabama got herself a unique birthday present today and Producer Blake is NOT amused. Hayley is upset her boyfriend keeps stealing her snacks in today's Ask Alabama. Plus another game of Old Lady Olympics, Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
to the Alabama Show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Now all right, good morning, good morning. Now I can
do it. Now I can wear the thing.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's your day.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's my day.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Producer Blake got me a birthday princess sash. I'm gonna
wear it today. My birthday's tomorrow. It's on everything.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
I say goes well.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I want to say that.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh yeah, we're gonna put I'm like the queen of
the land today.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Here here ye, Producer Blake. I order you to dance
like a gesture. Oh you can be my court jester. Yes,
this is how today is gonna go.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I've made the wrong decision week. Notice to you on
your birthday week.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's gonna be a great day.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, I want some cake. Can you bring me birthday cake?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's too early for birthday cake.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's never too early for birthday cake and ice cream.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
You your no, just one day.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I get one day a year. Okay, today's it.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, I don't happy birthday, I guess I.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Let me thank you for my sash. Hey, good morning,
thank you for listening to the show. It's going to
be a good day today.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Ask Alabama if you got issues, We're going to do
that at seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Because we all have issues. It's okay, but.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
You can call anytime eight three three, five oh one,
and BAMA is the number.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Good morning is what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
A lawyer got arrested for yelling while under the influence
and naked.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't know which one is the worst part about
this story.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, there's so many.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
So William Mullins of Charleston, fifty three years old, was
charged with public disorder.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
The cops came to arrest him, he was only wearing
his underwearing shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
They asked him who he was. He said that his
name was too Man, and then he said his name
was God. And then when they got him in the car,
he started yelling vague historic events at the police officers.
Then the cops when they arrived at the jail, tried
to get him out, to get him into a jail cell,
and he laid down and said he wanted to sleep
in the cop car and go went to the jail. Anyway,

(02:19):
He's in jail for public intoxication.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So when he's sober, he's a lawyer. When he's drunk,
he's a historian.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Super easy Trivia with the Yella Mama.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Schelle eight three thirty five oh one Beama is the
number to call in and play.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Chris, good morning. What are you doing right now?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm handy to turn my school bus.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Man Canton, it goes over.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Are there any kids, be honest, that ride this goal
bus that you drive that you're glad you don't have
to deal with for the summer?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh? Not this year.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
This has been a year of those situations at all.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'll actually be honest, I'll miss them this year.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
All right, well, good job.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Here's how it works.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I ask the questions producablake because you're lifeline.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
All right, Chris? Question number one? What is the game
where players try to knock down.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Pins with the ball by balling? Is correct?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Next question, Chris, what is the name of the galaxy
that we live in?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
The Milky Way?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The Milky Way?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
It is correct? It also a good candy bar. And
last one for the wind. Since you're a bus driver,
I hope you get this one. It's about transportation. What
is the name of a vehicle that travels underwater?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Submarine?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Submarine?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Questions.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Chris, you won super easy Trivia and you're going to
matt Rice. All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
There's three things you need to know with the element.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Did you know we have a poet from Alabama named
Father Goose and he lives in a treehouse in Homewood.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's just it's just some guy.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Make it out this literally, this man sounds like my hero.
I love him. He just announced he's releasing six books,
so that's why.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
There's a story in the news right now.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
He's already published one hundred books with Random House, Disney
and Scholastic, like he's really.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
A big deal. But the books that he will be
dropping will.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Be in spring of twenty twenty six, so look out
for it.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Also, Father Goose.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
If anybody knows him, tell him that I would like
to come out hang out in a tree house and
I'll bring my goose to come hang out to because
I'm not weird.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I know I can't help.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
But do you see Justin Baldoni dropped the subpoena that
was issued to Taylor Swift?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Did he Yeah, his whole team dropped the subpoena.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
So now they don't want Taylor Swift to testify in
this legal battle against Blake. Lively At, a spokesperson for Blake,
confirmed the news yesterday and said they are really happy
that his legal team has withdrawn the subpoena. They say
that Baldoni's team is exploiting Taylor Swift's celebrity to get
her in the middle of the lawsuit and to distract
everybody from the actual claims that Blake has.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
This is so crazy. I just wanted to be over with.
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I've got so many thoughts on this.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
One minute, they're.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Gonna go see what's happening with Diddy, So we won't
be getting any more pennies after next year. The US
Treasury ordered the last round of pennies that will be
produced early next year, and then that's it.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
I mean, we've already got more than we can even
handle with this, I know, but I'm kind of sad.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Today's literally Worldpenny Day too. When the news came out,
every penny costs almost four cents to make, so this
is supposed to save an estimated fifty six million.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dollars a year.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
That's insane, it is, that's the things you need to
know more at the Alabama Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You were listening to The Alabama Show. The following program
is on demand.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Good morning, Haley. Sure issue for Ask Alabama?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Am I wrong for hiding snacks?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
That's why we're here. We try to help you figure
out these big questions. And if you ever have an
issue for Ask Alabama called the show eight three three
five one Bama is the number. Why are you hiding snacks?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Okay? So my ex and I are breaking up, so
like he it's like a soon to be situation, okay,
but no, no, it's like there's no drama. We just
both agreed. We're not like the race fit.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay. Do you all let it together?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Yeah, So our lease is at at the end of
the month. We're still in the same face. But I've
moved into the spare bedroom, okay, and I was the
primary breadwinner. So like I've bottle of food and of
the still lips.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
That's so.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
I do still buy theitude, but I decided to get
back on my healthy daddic.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Good for you, thank you.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
I still buy the food on his list, but I
also buy separate healthy snacks for me and multiple times
he has eating my food before I can even have any,
I would be fighting, right, So I've taken them and
I just hid them in my closet and he found
them and then I'm being mean by hiding food and it's.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Not fair that you can't have any.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
So he's trying to guilt me and to sharing all
the food. I don't know. Am I wrong for this?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Producer Blake? What would you do if your girlfriend hid
food for me?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
I mean, if you got food to hut, you got
food to feed, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
And give me some.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, no about it explicit. He can buy his own
secks because you're still buying him food, right Hayley, Yeah,
I'm minding food.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
If there's food to be eating, let it be, you
know what, like, let him go ahead it it's there.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
For absolutely not if I'm buying separate food for a
special diet, I would flip my lid.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Call the show.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Eight three thirty five oh one, Bama is the number?
Does somebody in your house eat all your snacks? Do
you hide it? Where's your best tiding spot?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's three things you need to know with the elem.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
If you want some free stuff to do, you can
go see this weekend the Symphony in the summer.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
At Railroad Park for free.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
They're going to be live all weekend long Tonight, Tomorrow
night and Sunday night. You can bring a picnic, a chair,
Beer and wine and drinks are also going to be
available also, it's free to go. Free to go Symphony
in the Summer at Railroad Park, Go enjoy. Here are
the stores that are going to be closed on Memorial Day.
Costco and that's it, I ups, FedEx in the US

(08:39):
Postal service are going to be closed. Also, banks and
government offices. Mail is not going to run on Monday either,
so don't be looking for your Amazon packages.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You will not get it.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
And now you can here's what you can get delivered.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You can door dash a wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a wild thing to DoorDash.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
David's Bridle just launched a new service for to need
a dress astap.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
It'll be delivered.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Within the hour and the majority of the orders because
it's already launched. Guess where the majority of the orders
have happened so far. I don't know, be the Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That you know what I take it back. I should
have guessed that.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You should have guessed that.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Anyway, if you want to get married in an hour,
David's bridal door dash and you a wedding dress, I
kind of want to try it and see if we
can get one to the studio within an hour.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Do I have to give it? Can I return it?
Can it be a rental?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Anyway, We'll find We'll investigate and find out more. That's
three things you need to know more at the Alabama
Show dot com.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
If you have good news, call the show eight three
three five oh one.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Bama is the number. Hi, I'm Alabama with producer Blake.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Hey, I'm producer Blake.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I want to share my what's awesome today?

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, So I'm on a Facebook group that's a Cowboy
farm auction in a couple of days ago. I've been
on some and I didn't think I was gonna win.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's no way you got it. There's no no way.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I ended up being the top bidder and I got
the message when.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
The auction ended at five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yesterday, officially one a peacock.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
This is the day I was treading. I'm going after
I leave the show today. This is my birthday present
to myself.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I am gonna go pick up a peacock when we
get done.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
With the show today.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
We got to all these animals. This was on my
twenty twenty five bingo card.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
This was on it. This is it, this is getting
a peacock.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
You getting more animals, and peacock was on there. Yes,
I knew it. I knew for a fact We're gonna
get a peacock before.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
The year end.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Best way I've spent my tax returnover. I'm only getting one.
I was gonna get two, but it was two males
and I was like, how I want a female and
they cost more and I was like, oh, wait at
the female because I'm going to breed them.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
If this one even makes What are we talking about.
I'm bringing it to work, you know that, right. This
is not What's Awesome. No, it's coming to work.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
This is what the hell headlines. This does not need
to be in this segment.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I just need to give myself a little bit of
So anyway, happy birthday to me.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
This is the worst day of my lim my.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
What's Awesome is next week on the show at some
point there will be a peacock.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
In the building.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Head, what how do I get out of my contract?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
That's what's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
That is not one's awesome.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Are you ready to play Alabama's Birthday Old Lady games?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I don't know. I genuinely don't know anymore.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yesterday we did guess the ailment today on the show.
Because my birthday is tomorrow and we're making fun of
me being officially old.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm not really old, but I'm all here's the game.
Would you like me to explain it to you? Producer Blake?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah, I have brought in the official Old Lady bag. Okay,
I'm gonna need you to stick your hands in the purse.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
You gotta don't.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Want to don't pull anything out.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Just stick your hand in, touch one.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Thing, and you gotta guess what it is before you
pull it out, and I'll tell you if you're right.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
If here's wet dentures in here, I'm gonna lose my absence.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
The what is this?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
It feels like a sticky sock, like the bottom of
the sock.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is still it out warm fuzzy socks. You got it?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Is there moreried here?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
There is more? You want to try one more? We'll
come back and do in more in a minute. Try
one more right now, stick your hand in it. What
are you touching?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Some sort of bottle like a shampoo.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Of some sort, But it's I don't know. I pull
it out. What is it?

Speaker 6 (12:54):
It's kids, it's sunscreen because old ladies are always prepared.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You gotta be safe from the sun.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Can I look in the bag now?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
No, we're gonna play again. In a second, we'll come back.
We're gonna play more Old Lady Olympics.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Next the Alabama Show. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
We are officially playing Alabama's birthday games.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm
Alabama with Producer Blake.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
My birthdays tomorrow and so we're doing Old Lady Olympics.
I brought in my old Lady bag and I want
you to stick your hand in and see what you're touching.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You gotta guess before you pull it out, Producer Blake.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay, I accidentally grab like three things at once.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
There's a prescription pool bottle in here is it?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Yes, I don't even have to look at old lady
man's shall I read what?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I can't read that it's a set of benefit I
can't read.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's just really strong talent. All uh In here? You've
also got germs.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Hand sanitizer, yeps.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Needed in the old lady bag and grandma's carry.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
What's your face?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
What does it feel like?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
It's a some a bottle maybe not a bottle. It's
like a pull it out?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Fantastic? There's strawberry milkshake intes because when you get older
you get intogestion. That's coming your way, buddy.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And there's something else in here?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
What is there?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
It's some sort of candy it says it wor words words?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
What is it? I didn't get where there's original.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
It's the green peppermint. It's the worst, little, worst kind
of peppermint you can get.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's the green peppermint.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And that's the game of old Lady Olympics.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
What's in the bag?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
That was awful?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I hated that.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's an every grandmother's bag.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I wanted some good candy.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, you know what you get?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What you get the Alabama Show demand free on the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
By the way, we're done.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Anything you missed on the show, download the free eye
Heart Radio app.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Look up the Alabama Show on demand. We'll see you
on Monday. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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