Florida Mom's Shocking Walmart Heist & Child Neglect Exposed - Bama's Bonehead!

In today's Boneheads segment of the Bama Brown Experience, we dive into the bizarre and outrageous antics of Catherine Gordon from Sebastian, Florida. Known for its weekly dose of Florida's finest boneheads, this episode doesn't disappoint. Catherine was caught red-handed at Walmart attempting the infamous "banana trick" – swapping price tags to score expensive items for the price of bananas. But that's not all! The real shocker? She left her two kids in the car under the scorching 85-degree heat while she tried to pull off her heist. Tune in to hear Bama's hilarious take on this jaw-dropping story of theft, neglect, and pure white trash behavior. Don't miss out on the laughs and the lessons from this week's bonehead!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now Fama's bonehead. All right, this happened in Sebastian, Florida,
at least once a week, and since we've been doing
this for the last three years, there's been one from
Florida every week. Florida. I don't know, maybe it's a heat.
I don't Catherine Gordon there, Catherine was arrested at the
Walmart because she was doing the banana trick where they

(00:21):
take the price off. They call that. That's the thing.
They take the price off something cheap and put it
on something expensive, and then nobody's paying attention to you know,
obviously it's the cash you know, nobody goes, Oh, my
dream is to work at the Walmart cashier, you know,
so nobody's paying attention. You walk through and get a
like a fan or some big, you know, stereo or

(00:44):
something for the banana price, and they call that the
banana trick. Anyway, she got caught because somebody was paying attention.
By the way, when they got out to her car
where they caught her, she had two kids. She left
in the car in an eighty five degree heat. So
the banana trick is not why she's going to jail.
So you're going to jail because she left her kids

(01:05):
in the car while she was in there doing the stealing.
So just white trash from one end to the other,
you know, just all the way around.