July 30, 2025 • 6 mins
“What’s the funniest way you’ve ever told someone you had to poop?”That’s the question that launches this segment of The Ben and Skin Show. Join Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray as they dive into a Reddit thread that sparks a full-on comedy clinic of creative, absurd, and downright legendary euphemisms for taking a deuce.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Man, sometimes I see something on Reddit and it just
makes me laugh, and it's probably the thing that made
me laugh the most over the weekend. So I would
like to apologize for the childish nature of this segment.
And I would also like to say you're welcome to
I'll just get ahead of it and say you're welcome
to all of you who are about to enjoy good times.
There was a Reddit thread titled creative names for when
(00:31):
you have to poop. So I think the most common
thing that you might hear a lot, at least I've
heard you guys say a lot is I'm gonna go
rocket deuce?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, classic, Yeah, rocket deuce is the easiest way. Just
let everyone know what time it is. That's the first
thing you learn as a child. Yeah, hey, what are
you doing over there standing by that plant, staring at
the wall.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm rocking a deuce.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now, there's a whole list of them, but there's one.
You know people throw their comments in, and uh, I
always love this one because this guy said, Uh, my
grandfather always said he needed to go fax the president.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The president. That's great. Did you guys watch our friends
sirt through Serroy last night? Because this came up. Did
it really on their show?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So Cash Seroy apparently calls his I gotta go make
a world famous A world famous.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't like that because there's a lot of places
that call their pizza world famous.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, ruined that one. So he's ruined that.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Uh my my, I'm sure this was on here. Drop
the kids off at the pool, Yes, drop the kids
off at the pool? Classic one, for sure. How about
I need to go log out? Oh that's wonderful. I
have to separate the art from the artist.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, this is new to me, but I like one.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I mean usually disgusted talking about r Kelly or Michael
Jackson or Woody Allen or really anyone.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You guys ever hear that one? I got to make
a Woody Allen? No, I.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Have heard one. I've heard this one my whole life.
I've heard people say I gotta go pinch a loaf. Yes,
I think Christina says that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeasa, that is a terrible no.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I like loaf. Pinch needs to be removed from the
English language.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Pinch a loaf is classic because it also implies straining.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've got to visit the Oval office. I heard that, Okay,
I thought that was a sex thing. It was in today.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
This is a This is my favorite one, well, my.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Number one favorite one. I can't say on the air.
Why talk around it?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, my number one favorite. We'll just see if Christina's
got the magic power? Who my pants?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
God, that's interesting. I've never heard anybody use that. I
do think of the Austin powers the whole day. You
got a turtle head poking out?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who does number two work for?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's that's what my grandmother used to say.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
This one is amazing to me and he I think
you'll be thinking about Harrison for maybe I'm harboring a fugitive.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What about I've always heard people say, I gotta go
see a man about a horse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, what is that about? A dog? That's just a
dog is what it was for me, But a horse.
It's interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Another one for another Harrison Ford. One related that you've
heard a million times is I got to go Bay
the Wookie.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Never heard that? You never heard that growing on? That
one didn't take off growing up. No, No, oh man,
I gotta go Bay the Wookie. I'm blessed this house.
Some of these turned into dad jokes. I think that's why.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is kind of funny to me. It turns into
some very much dadisms. I've got to go take care
of some paperwork.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I gotta return some videotape. Hey, guys, I'll be back
in a minute. I'm gonna go loose some weight.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, okay, yeah, quick one, right, I gotta clear everything
off my desk.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
That feels different, but I need to go clean the basement.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That that is.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think that is the origin of go see a
man about a horse, the idea, or go return videotapes
or whatever. It's just saying I'm going to do something
else that doesn't even make sense, yes, with no explanation.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Because you don't want to say what you're doing. Yeah,
and that you know. But if you're making a joke
about it, that means you're pretty open about it, right,
Because pooping is funny. Hey, guys, hold on, I'm growing
a tail.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I mean why, I don't know why this is so
funny to me, because it doesn't. Harboring a fugitive is pretty.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Harboring.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anything is funny now, Yeah, running away, he's on the loose.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Something my dad would say. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I gotta go book a stowaway, stowaway saven me, I
may to check on the dogs. Would go with that one,
Ben that you're kind of saying, time to go do wordle.
That's just people using their phone, which we do a lot. Right,
There's a whole thing that came out today and it
(05:41):
was about hemorrhoids. And the whole thing is like the
four reasons why Americans get hemorrhoids. And I was like, okay, yeah,
probably because they're sitting on the crap or too long looking.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
At their phone. Yeah, why were you searching that? No,
it came up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, it came up on this prep side email that
I don't like to use, but well, ever.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Once in a while it came up during a love session. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Also, if you're dehydrated, that happens to you. Guys have
hemorrhoid problems.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know. I don't know that I've had a hemorrhid.
I don't really know. Let's check right now, let us
check here. No, I'm good, hold on, get the flashlight.
Taking his pants off, I guess back and harboring a future.
Al right, there he goes Kevin Turner rushing to the bathroom,
Man, sometimes I see something on Reddit and it just
makes me laugh, and it's probably the thing that made
me laugh the most over the weekend. So I would
like to apologize for the childish nature of this segment.
And I would also like to say you're welcome to
I'll just get ahead of it and say you're welcome
to all of you who are about to enjoy good times.
There was a Reddit thread titled creative names for when
(00:31):
you have to poop. So I think the most common
thing that you might hear a lot, at least I've
heard you guys say a lot is I'm gonna go
rocket deuce?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, classic, Yeah, rocket deuce is the easiest way. Just
let everyone know what time it is. That's the first
thing you learn as a child. Yeah, hey, what are
you doing over there standing by that plant, staring at
the wall.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm rocking a deuce.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now, there's a whole list of them, but there's one.
You know people throw their comments in, and uh, I
always love this one because this guy said, Uh, my
grandfather always said he needed to go fax the president.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The president. That's great. Did you guys watch our friends
sirt through Serroy last night? Because this came up. Did
it really on their show?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So Cash Seroy apparently calls his I gotta go make
a world famous A world famous.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't like that because there's a lot of places
that call their pizza world famous.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, ruined that one. So he's ruined that.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Uh my my, I'm sure this was on here. Drop
the kids off at the pool, Yes, drop the kids
off at the pool? Classic one, for sure. How about
I need to go log out? Oh that's wonderful. I
have to separate the art from the artist.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, this is new to me, but I like one.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I mean usually disgusted talking about r Kelly or Michael
Jackson or Woody Allen or really anyone.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You guys ever hear that one? I got to make
a Woody Allen? No, I.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Have heard one. I've heard this one my whole life.
I've heard people say I gotta go pinch a loaf. Yes,
I think Christina says that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeasa, that is a terrible no.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I like loaf. Pinch needs to be removed from the
English language.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Pinch a loaf is classic because it also implies straining.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've got to visit the Oval office. I heard that, Okay,
I thought that was a sex thing. It was in today.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
This is a This is my favorite one, well, my.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Number one favorite one. I can't say on the air.
Why talk around it?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, my number one favorite. We'll just see if Christina's
got the magic power? Who my pants?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
God, that's interesting. I've never heard anybody use that. I
do think of the Austin powers the whole day. You
got a turtle head poking out?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who does number two work for?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's that's what my grandmother used to say.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
This one is amazing to me and he I think
you'll be thinking about Harrison for maybe I'm harboring a fugitive.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What about I've always heard people say, I gotta go
see a man about a horse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, what is that about? A dog? That's just a
dog is what it was for me, But a horse.
It's interesting.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Another one for another Harrison Ford. One related that you've
heard a million times is I got to go Bay
the Wookie.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Never heard that? You never heard that growing on? That
one didn't take off growing up. No, No, oh man,
I gotta go Bay the Wookie. I'm blessed this house.
Some of these turned into dad jokes. I think that's why.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
This is kind of funny to me. It turns into
some very much dadisms. I've got to go take care
of some paperwork.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I gotta return some videotape. Hey, guys, I'll be back
in a minute. I'm gonna go loose some weight.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, okay, yeah, quick one, right, I gotta clear everything
off my desk.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
That feels different, but I need to go clean the basement.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That that is.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think that is the origin of go see a
man about a horse, the idea, or go return videotapes
or whatever. It's just saying I'm going to do something
else that doesn't even make sense, yes, with no explanation.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Because you don't want to say what you're doing. Yeah,
and that you know. But if you're making a joke
about it, that means you're pretty open about it, right,
Because pooping is funny. Hey, guys, hold on, I'm growing
a tail.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I mean why, I don't know why this is so
funny to me, because it doesn't. Harboring a fugitive is pretty.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Harboring.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Anything is funny now, Yeah, running away, he's on the loose.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Something my dad would say. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I gotta go book a stowaway, stowaway saven me, I
may to check on the dogs. Would go with that one,
Ben that you're kind of saying, time to go do wordle.
That's just people using their phone, which we do a lot. Right,
There's a whole thing that came out today and it
(05:41):
was about hemorrhoids. And the whole thing is like the
four reasons why Americans get hemorrhoids. And I was like, okay, yeah,
probably because they're sitting on the crap or too long looking.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
At their phone. Yeah, why were you searching that? No,
it came up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, it came up on this prep side email that
I don't like to use, but well, ever.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Once in a while it came up during a love session. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Also, if you're dehydrated, that happens to you. Guys have
hemorrhoid problems.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know. I don't know that I've had a hemorrhid.
I don't really know. Let's check right now, let us
check here. No, I'm good, hold on, get the flashlight.
Taking his pants off, I guess back and harboring a future.
Al right, there he goes Kevin Turner rushing to the bathroom,
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