(Don't) Shove It!

Making the rounds (ha) on the internet is a curious innovation from Japan; a beer bottle designed to be placed in the sand. However, the shape of the bottle resembles that of a certain type of "plug," if you will. Doctors on social media are already weighing in, offering PSAs in hopes of avoiding awkward situations in the emergency room. 

Also, in the coincidentally-tltled segment "Am I the A-Hole," the morning crew wonders if their own Danielle is today's subject. While one might find her home to be decked out on Halloween with skeletons and the like, Danielle won't be answering the door nor giving out candy to trick-or-treaters. Who's the REAL monster here??

Listen to the Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, weekdays from 6am to 10am on 100.7 WZLX!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, he would be wise to be quiet and listen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Shows, Classic.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
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Speaker 4 (00:12):
I love that gosh, we ate sugar cereal.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We didn't get back, so Danielle Murr tay go ahead.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
They captain's a light box inspection was an oral exams.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
And Tyler who got that nickname because he said everything
twice I.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Farted for twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Tyler's telling him not to be a whip. The same
guy that would stiff the scratch ticket do with the gift.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I love very bridening, but they're really hard.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Now The Chuck Nolan Morning Show on seven w CLS, Boston.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh we gotta do this again without Chuck.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
We do miss what's a more day?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is Tuesday, right, It's Tuesday. It's three days total
left and then truck pick it back on Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Allegedly, That's what I'm told by management, which is you.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
He may he may stay in Formauta for the rest
of his life.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I mean, listen, it looks like him and Kelly are
having a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Nobody enjoys sitting by the pool in the ocean drinking
more than those two.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh my, it's like two peas in a pod. They
really are are in a pool.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Rather why they're so happy we married. Chuckle me back
on Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
You got that girl right there, Danielle Murr. You look
gorgeous today, by the way. Oh thank you just saying
that to make you feel bettercause you know you're in
a ton of pain.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh My knee's killing me. H a limping around here
like crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, I've got the torn moniscus. Yeah, so, and you
know the studio is set up. We have to sit,
you know, in high top chairs. But if I keep
my knee for too long, it gets stiff, so I
gotta extend it and wait and then limp it off.
It's it's a giant pain in the s. So we're
doing great Todaybody juicing tomorrow though, right we're getting the
injection tomorrow and not the hot beef one.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
They can't wait to see what you look like the
day after the shot. We'll see, good luck. Thank you.
I'm Tyler holding it down.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
We're still doing all the things Classic Rock Challenge at
seven ten and eight ten to get your qual for
the Ultimate ticket to Rock that Party. Is this Saturday
noon to two at the tall Ship and he's Boston
see last week to qualify, So get ready to win.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
We'll do that at seven ten.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
We got all kinds of good stuff on the way
before let's get into guns n' Roses on ZLX.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It spans the globe like a super highway.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Interesting it is called a download with Danielle.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I never know what you're gonna hear America?

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Will hear my two cents on Boston's classic rock one
hundred point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
A gunman opened fire at a Manhattan skyscraper last night,
killing four people, among them an off duty NYPD officer,
and entering five others before taking his own life. That
shooter has been identified as Shane Jamora of Las Vegas.
He left a multi page note reportedly essentially blaming the
NFL and football for his struggles with suspected CTE. Now,

(02:55):
the building that he went into did house some NFL
offices as well as some other places. He was a
former high school football standout. He requested that his brain
be studied for CTE. Fatally shot himself in the chest.
But it's it's a really fascinating thing to see what

(03:15):
kind of effect this disease, this neurodegenerative disease can have
on people's mental well being. You know, my former colleague
London Buyers, just passed away recently. He in twenty seventeen
had committed to having his brain studied UH to see
what the effects of CT are. So it'd be interesting
to see what other information comes out about this.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
But just a massive, terrible tragedy all around. It's brutal.
We learned a lot.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I personally learned a lot about it last year when
we had Ted Johnson Wibing here for a few months.
He told me a lot about it, and it's it's frightening,
it's scary. It's way scary, I think than anybody really
thinks unless you're around it personally, have no idea what.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You no idea?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
What's involved?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah. A quinsy man is in trouble, facing attempted murder
and gun charges after allegedly shooting at a car driven
by a pregnant one on the Expressway back on July first.
Michael Bragl, thirty three years old, reportedly cut through traffic,
nearly colliding with the woman's car and opened fire after
the woman honked victims captured video of the suspects truck, which.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Had a company logo on it.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Let just just to recap guys like, don't get out
on the expressway brandishing a gun, period. But also if
your truck has very recognizable company logos on.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It, okay, just stay inside.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
I know.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
He was arrested on July fourteenth, held on three thousand dollars.
Bail's GPS monitoring authorities called that shooting extraordinarily reckless. A
moston man has been charged under new revenge porn law.
Daniel Dunovan, forty nine years old, todly sent explicit images
of his on again, off again girlfriend to her adult daughter.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
How many times have you heard that where people are like, oh,
they send your kids the photos?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like, what Are'm gonna send him to your mom? Three
letters pos? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Please say the act was intended to harm, harass, and
cause substantial emotional distress. Donovan was arrested by Boston police
at the request of Weymouth authorities. He's facing charges of
distributing visual material and tended to harass and disseminating obscene
matter and parents in the Bridgewater Random District are facing
some steep new costs as sports fees rise from three
hundred and sixty dollars to six hundred dollars per student

(05:20):
per sport, and the family cap has been eliminated. So
if you have multiple kids playing multiple sports, ding ding
ding ding, yannigate for.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Each one of them. Yeah ooh.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
That hike follows failed override votes in both towns, which
also triggered major cuts in the classroom, including twenty staff
positions and forty electives. Superintendent Ryan Powers said the district
is trying to balance keeping students active without further draining
academic resources, noting that sports and extracurriculars cost the district
nearly a million dollars annually. Seventy two degrees in boss

(05:53):
right now.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
It's going to be ninety four today, nasty.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
And it's soupy out again, so it's probably going to
feel like one hundred and three.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Good luck with that. I'm Danielle. That's your download.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Cool one hundred point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
All right, So the socks are out In Minnesota. They
started a three game series with the Twins last night.
Richard Fitz got the start and gave up a two
run homer in the third. Socks down two to nothing
in the fifth, with two men on and Alex Bregman
at the plate, swinging.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
A shot high a deep left center field back there,
back there, gets out of here.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
That's his second in as many Knights and the ninth
Socks up at the game.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Time swing and a face it in the right center
that brings in Hambleton drove and Anthony with an RBI
single and the Red Socks are on top again four
three of the ninth.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
It was all good for a minute, but then it
fell apart in the bottom of the ninth with the
Twins up and the bases loaded, and they were down
by one.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Two strikes on Lee poked in the left field. That's
gonna drop down. One run is in, two runs will
score and Minnesota, oh, we'll walk it off here tonight
and that's that.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Socks lose five to four, Game two of the set
tonight at seven point forty, with Lucas Gilito getting this
start elsewhere in the world of sports. The Pats had
their first padded practice yesterday and it was more eventful
than expected. As Christian Gonzales left the field early with
an apparent lower body injury.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hopefully that's nothing because we need him.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
This is the strangest news of the day, and luckily
seems like everything's okay. Dion Sanders announced that he underwent
surgery to remove his bladder after doctors discovered a tumor
set piece of cancer, and he will continue to coach
this season. I don't know if you saw the press conference, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I didn't. That's why I was.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Pretty I don't want to say emotional, but yeah, lengthy
and fact filled.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
He was going on on but apparently he's got a
new bladder. I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I didn't either. I'm googling it right now because I
don't know the specifics about bladder removal surgery.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I want to know so much about this because my
mom's had bladder cancer since I was five, and I'm like,
could she've gotten a new bladder?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
How does this work? Wow?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
The whole thing's really weird. But he's not going to
skip a beat. He did a big press conference. He's upbeat,
he's great, and he was just telling everybody go get checked.
He and he's he's specifically pointing out African American men
saying wet, saying we hate doctors.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
We know this interesting. Let everybody go get yourself checked out,
so well advocacy. So that's yeah, Hopefully something good comes
out of this.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Baseball Hall of Famer and beloved Cubs star Ryan Sandberg
unfortunately died at the age of sixty five, another victim
of cancer. Cleveland Guardian's closer Emanuel Clause put on paid
leave until August thirty first amid betting. Amid a betting probe,
and this is the second time a Guardian's pitcher has
had to go away with a betting scandal. We'll see
how that all works out. Bryce Harper cusses out MLB

(08:37):
Commissioner Rob Manfred in a meeting over the ear of
a possible salary cap. Apparently these two got nose to
nose and we're going at each other, but then they
shook hands at the end, So who knows what that's
all about. It's like you and every morning, Yeah, just
duking it out, constantly dropping f bombs at each other,
spinning at each other's faces.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I can't wait till he gets back on Friday.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Finally, Bronco's wide receiver Courtland Sutton gets a four year,
ninety two million dollar extension. Attention fantasy football players, that
means Denver's gonna pass this year if they spend on
that kind of money.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's sports. I'm Tyler and this is the Chuck Nolan
Morning Show on ZX.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
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Speaker 6 (09:18):
It's the Chuck Nolan Wine Show on Plus since Classic Rock.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Our guy Chuck will be back on Friday.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
You got Danielle Murr and me Tyler until then, and
we're going to relive a lot of the memories we've
made in the first three.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Months of the show, so many memories.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
It's Tuesday, which of course bears the question would you
rather have a beer or a butt plug?

Speaker 8 (09:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I mean, why not when you can have both?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Like the way you think, daniel Yep, we have both
coming up next bud plugs in beer on the Chuck
Nolan Morren Show. A CLX coming up at seven to ten.
The Ultimate Ticket to Rock could be yours. You got
to compete in the Classic Rock Challenger chance to win
tickets to see John Fogerty will do that at seven
ten and then at eight to and tickets to see
that band Lincoln Park.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
We're doing the.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Best memories so far from the first three months of
the show, and I can't think of a better combination
than butt plugs and beer.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
An one show.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh, it's it's like the perfect morning. It is the
perfect sweatshirt morning.

Speaker 9 (10:18):
It's going to turn into a perfect summer day today
in high seventies, clear.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Skies, godgeous, high visibility beach day.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, really a beach day. I mean, if you're on
vacation heading to the beach today, it'd be awesome.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
You pack everything up, you take your blanket, fine, your.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Umbrella, you're kola, your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, egg
salad sandwiches, and a know, something to drink though, hm hmm,
like anice cold beer. Maybe like a Corona Choice, Yes,
line always always.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Line, I've done it in Corona's before, in the A
I don't really need it, but I'm not a fruit
in the drink kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
He always says that I was just waiting for you
to say that way. Fruit and drink.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
If you value your health, you probably shouldn't be far
fruit is disgusting.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well get this, let's not go there. The alcohol does
not kill it. Don't do that. I have this beautiful
picture right now. If a gorgeous day at the beach,
we're gonna have a beer. A Japanese firm has designed
a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the
sand in the beach. Where can you stick it into
the sand, Just in the sand on the beach, the sand.

(11:34):
It's spelled, but because it has a it has a sand,
it has a U T T, has a tapered end.
It's it's it's.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
It looks like a what's a bowling pin.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's a tiny bowling pin.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It looks like the when they juggle with the pins.
Are those bowlings that they use, like the old tiny jugglers,
you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It looks like one of those, like the juggling pins.
Or like I don't have a flat bottom.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I mean, I like the little edge ribbon thing. I mean,
you think about the bottom of a beer bottle feels right,
it's textured, it's textured, it's got glass bumps on it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay, but this one, it's design so that you can
stick it in.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Why would you ever want to stick.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
A cold beer into hot sand?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
First of all, like this is your biggest design.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Tip over, so it's right there, it's right next to you.
But now you have a warm beerd that hasn't this.
I don't know if the SCC will let me describe that.
The bottom looks like it might be ribbed for your pleasure. Ribbed,
you said, just a little little sun. This has been
posted a bunch of times.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
The photo of it, you can see yourself.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Someone wrote, high e er doc here yep.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh, I love Sam g He that guy. That guy,
he's my favorite Twitter follower follow. He is amazing. He
like the stuff he breaks down is really really fascinating.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
He's great. So nobody at this firm looked at this
and said firm anything all right. No one threw him
a red flag because they're thinking summertime, fun in the
sun at the beach, have a beer, enjoy yourself. You
don't want your beer tipping over into the same Oh
I lost my beer. It's spilled up here. You can

(13:24):
plunge you, you can jam it. You plunge you to
twist it right into the sand and then you can
take it out, drink a little bit. Put it back
in again.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Do you have to lub it up before you jam
it in?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
No, because it has a tape? Is that like self
tapping screws?

Speaker 9 (13:40):
So he posts high er doc here. I don't know
who needs to hear this. But do not even think
about it now, that's all he has to say.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
So it's a brand new design and it's out there
and quite a few people are talking about it.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's you know, it's interesting because they they do make
what glass apparatuses?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh my so mm hm where go to?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
But they do make them out of glass, which you
would think would be counterintuitive and I don't know a
little how you say dangerous, but.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I wouldn't want to use one of those, a glass
one A little Where are you going with this? I'm
just saying, you know, I've got to stop the expression
on space.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
There's a curiosity, there's a there's a certain risk factor.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
WHOA all right?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I mean you don't want to jump off a bureau
while you're using it.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I was trying to explain to my wife over the weekend.
We were talking about uh er visits for people and
some people go to the hospital because they accidentally fell
on a tennis ball.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I mean, what are the odds, Josh?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And she says to me, how do they do that?
And I just looked at her fearfully strategically.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
Yeah, so it does look like this is a Corona
bottle that this was designed for.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, so none of these dumbasses at this firm Blake
looked at this and went, hey, maybe we shouldn't do this.
This could go wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Somebody wrote, why not make it vibrate too, so it
can dig itself down into the sand? Ohmendous idea. It's
a fabulous idea.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Use the top that feature on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Appixt wus election and your message to seven oh four
to seven oh, or just pick up the damn Paul seven.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's the Snolan Morning Show, Kucky Boy on vacation.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
They'll be back on Friday. You got Danielle Murr and
me Tyler holding it down. In the meantime, all the
things are happening seven to ten, Classic Rock Challenge.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Were gonna get's Super Old School seven ten.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Dine all right, John Fogerty, what that's like a bucket
list show? You gotta see him. And then at a
time we'll do Lincoln Park the Friday night show at
the Garden.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's all coming up.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
But first we're going to relive another great man I'm
read from the first three plus months from the Truck
Nolan Morning Show. We're gonna do that after Billy Idols
and this is the beginning of us learning with Danielle
Loves and Hates Halloween.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
We'll do that next on CLX.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
We are reliving some of our fondest moments from the
first three plus months of the show. We're gonna get
into one of them in just a second, But first
a reminder, Danielle seven to ten Classic Rock Challenge is
going down for your John Fogetty tickets and your chance
to qualify for the Ultimate Ticket to Rock, which is
fifteen pairs of tickets, and you're gonna win them this Saturday,
so exciting. The big party is this Saturday, East Boston

(16:35):
Tall Ship noon to two. That's when we're gonna give
away the Ultimate Ticket to Rock and this is your
last week to qualify, So head on a swilll everybody.
We learned and this is a recent as we call
best of segment.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
This happened last week on the show, Yes where we
learned that you, Danielle Murr are a Halloween fanatic.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, it's my favorite holiday. I like to decorate for Halloween.
But there's a twist, well, something else I don't like
to do for Halloween. Let's find out good one show
oh perfectly. Yesterday Starbucks announced their fall menu Pumpkins spice
Latte coming back August twenty sixth. Yeah late, that is late.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
When did they usually do it the last five years?
It's scotten earlier.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I usually measure the transition of the It used to
be when I worked in retail.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Back to school was the indicator.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Now it's when Starbucks rolls out the fall menu, when
they do the actual pumpkin spice switch, and when Home
Goods starts having Halloween merchandise in store, which has already happened.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
I saw that in Low's over the weekend they get
the Halloween stuff out. Just doesn't mean why it.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Just because it's a retail cycle, Like that's that's just
how retail goes. Who's getting Halloween stuff? In July, Me
and our co worker Gianna over at Kiss you guys
are psychos here and Ashley at Jammin Huge Hole We're
twelve foot skeleton people all right, and Low's it's all
high end stuff. And the new thing I saw this
year was it's the skeletal DJ with the headphones on

(18:09):
animatronics and mixing the whole thing and playing scary music
while a couple of guls dance in front. It costs
like twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
It's probably cheaper than having a DJA on the Morning show.
I fear we're gonna see one of those in here soon.
Do you guys need a producer?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, here's an animatronic DJA from Lows So Starbucks four
days later than last year. You're right.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
The pumpkin spice craze it started twenty three years ago.
Starbucks debuted in two thousand and three, and here we go.
The menu is out. Let's see the pumpkin spice latte
made with real pumpkin along with pumpkin cream, cold brew ice,
pumpkin cream, chai, pecan crunch, oatmeal oat.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Milk lat oh. I would try that. I like the
oat milk. Wait a minute, I like the brown sugar
shake it espresso. Are are we gonna have to smell
these things all winter long? Are you coming in with these?

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
These pumpkin spicy relax awkwadyho.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
First of all, Aqua Geo smells fantastic. All right, how
you doing? I have a scent because of it?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Are you bringing these in? And I have to have
to smell these all winter?

Speaker 8 (19:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Thank god?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
You know I'm a I'm a.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'm a daily driver of my Duncan Coldproo. Yeah, but
they have pumpkin crap too.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
I don't like.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I don't like they do. I don't know when that's
coming up. For dunk spall, we're usually a little bit
later than the Starbucks. Starbucks, the Venti Pumpkin Spice latte
with two percent milk and whipped cream four hundred and
seventy calories. Two percent milk is such trash. You gotta
go whole milk get the protein. You do have to
go whole milk. Milk is the only way for years,
pour off whole milk for years. It's all a scam.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
It's like water and sugar, sugar any It's all a lie.
When you got hired, they didn't tell you this is
a pumpkin free zone.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You know how many things you told me when I
got hired that dirt out to not be true. Dialers,
I'm gonna have like pumpkin bagels stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't know. I don't. I don't get an I
falls my favorite season, Halloween's my favorite holiday, but I
don't get into the like the pumpkiny culinary baked elements
of fall like that. Like I like a little cranberry
situation here and there, but I'm not. This is not
like You're not going to see me rolling here with
the pumpins. All right, So Halloween is you Christmas? So

(20:15):
Halloween trigger treaters, full sized candy bars.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I don't. I don't do trigg or treating.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
What the lights off? Oh?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I turn the lights off and I hide. It's the dogs.
It's too hard for me to have people come to
my door.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
This is like a Christmas person, not what is this?
I don't do it. We had dogs with Halloween. They
might bark a little bit, but they get used to
it after a while and get a lot of kids going.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I want to sit there and open the door fifty
times for people.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm not doing it. What a weird Halloween person you are? Yes?
Oh my god, do you know me well enough to
know by now I'm an introvert. I don't want to
have I can't do small talk. She's hanging out at home,
open bathrobe. She doesn't want to go to the door
like that.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
You want to sit there and be like, oh, what
a beautiful little Oh you look great? What are you
a princess? Break out of my doorsteps and want to
all these kids they go around your house.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Oh, don't go to that house, and then they make
up stories about it. That's that crazy, that's crazy, cat lady.
We're not calling somebody. Well.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I am often in the front of my house yelling
at my squirrels to get out of the streets.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
So that tracks. But no, like I I decorate a
for me because I love doing the decorations. But like
a minute, you put up Halloween decorations and then you.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Shut them down for treating for the drive bys because
the trigger treatings one night, but I throw out my
twelve foot skeleton and it's like the grain ship was
pulling the lights off the house, the orange lights. But
people drive by my house with their kids all the time,
and like it brings a tear to my eye because
they stop and they look at because I have the
dog skeleton, and then I have some other little skeletons
getting into adventures.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
There's maybe this year I'll.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Do a Tyler skeleton in an arontact chair.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
They're great. But then Halloween night, the holiest of Halloween.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
This is that nice.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I get of work the next school night.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Do you turn off the Halloween decorations that night? I'll
leave the skeleton lit up. I'll leave the lights on,
but thet the interior of the house is dark, so.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
That says, come on up here.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You can you can figure not when the front door
is not lit up. If my front door light's not on,
the front of my house is dark, just like.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
A Christmas person taking down the tree on Christmas Eve. No,
you celebrate the whole season. Then the day of you
just call it. You call it quins.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
People who love Halloween don't want to.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Dode watching the kids go by in the dark blinds.
Two fingers across on the blinds, the other hands holding
a party bag of pen and M and m's microwaved
just so they're a little soft. May seconds It.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Depends on the bag, but a regular standard snack sized
vending machine bag you need thirty seconds plus five.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
The insanity ends Halloween before Halloween starts.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't I leave my skeleton up told me November
drives every day my mother comes to my house.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
When he had taken skeletony down. When he's taken it
down is crazy. It is crazy. Yeah, it spans the
gold like a super Highway interial. Staying of his called
that download with Danielle.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
I never know what you're gonna hear America, will hear
my two cents on Boston's Classic rock one hundred point
seven w ZLX.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Shane Tomorrow, the twenty seven year old gunman behind yesterday's
mass shooting at three forty five Park Avenue in New
York City, left a multi page note blaming football for
his struggles, was suspected CTE. According to law enforcement sources,
Tomorrow was a former high school football standout and requested
that his brain be studied before fatally shooting himself in

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the chest. His rampage killed four people, including an NYPD
officer and a security guard, and seriously injured an NFL employee.
The NFL has offices in the building, though Tomorrow ultimately
went to the thirty third floor to ridden properties before
ending this occur Michael Bragles three years old of Quincy's
facing attempt for earn gun charges after brandishing a gun
and allegedly shooting at a car driven by a pregnant

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woman on the Expressway in Boston yeap halfn on July first,
Bragel was reportedly dropping his truck erradically nearly collided with
the couple's car.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
So this say, six fifty nine. My mother's not up yet.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Whenever I honk it, people to be like, guy, what
are you doing. She's like they might have a gun,
you know, they might shoot you, And I'm like, man, relax, well,
I said that to you last week. I know, but
this is the guy that has the gun that decides
to stop and get out of the truck on the expressway. Unfortunately,
it's a really noticeable truck with a company logo on it.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Probably not the best idea.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
So he was arrest of July fourteenth, held on three
thousand dollars bail with GPS monitoring authorities called the shooting
extraordinarily reckless. I am incensed that I missed the corpse
flower blooming at the garden at Elmbank. When I tell
you this is one of my bucket list things. Tyler
I know it's not yours, but titan Aram, better known

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as the corpse flower, blooms only once every five to
seven years for about twenty four hours. And it smells
like literal death, Okay, an animal, a human, whatever you
might think.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Uh, it stinks.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
And this marks the first successful bloom of the plant,
which is on loan from Wheaton College. Visitors flock to
see the gross spectacle and we have an explanation here
about why the flower smells the way it does.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Thankfully, because I'm gonna need it. And it's doing that
to attract carrion beetles. So the karen beetles are going
to come in. They smell dead meat.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
They come in looking for a party, and they've got
hopefully pollen on their back from another flower, and they
come in and they pollinate the female flowers.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I am so confused. I feel like I'm in biology
in tenth grade.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Ah, these are so great. That was James Hearson by
the way, from the garden at Own Bank. These things
are I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I don't even know what you're talking about. I've never
heard of a corpse flower in my lege.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
They're about this big across and for those of you listening,
you know, on the radio where we broadcast. I have
my arms extended out to my sides. It's a massive
flower with a spike in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That's like it's it's like a four foot flower. Yeah,
it's huge.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's massive, and it's called a corpse corpse flower, and
its sole purpose is just well, no, that sets how
it attracts. That's how it attracts. Like James j said,
it attracts the carrion beetles to hopefully get pollinated.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I've been on this planet a long time. It's peacocking.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
You are the only person I've ever known or ever
will know that would know that and be excited about it.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I know that there are a lot of people out
there excited about the corpse side.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It was zero.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
It's a fascinating thing. Anyway, With that particular one, we'll
have to wait another five to seven years. But like
an eclipse, there will be yeah, exactly, Perhaps it will
be another one available. By the way, next August. I'm
in Iceland. Don't forget so kicking up eclipses, got it?

Speaker 8 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Parents in the Bridgewater Random District are facing some steep
new costs as sports fees rise from three hundred and
sixty to six hundred dollars per student per sport, and
the family cap is done zo. That hike follows failed
override votes in both towns, which also triggered some major
cuts in the classroom, including twenty staff positions as well
as forty electives. Superintendent Ryan Power said the district is

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trying to balance keeping students active without further draining academic resources,
noting that sports and extracurriculars cost nearly one million dollars annually. Crazy,
but yeah, if you have if you have multiple kids
playing multiple sports, a six hund do pop.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
So if your kid plays three sports, that's eighteen hundred,
and if you have two kids, that's thirty six hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Good correct, Jesus has a mortgage payment for a lot
of people.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah, might ask you to scale back, Johnny, No baseball for.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
You this year, Serius. You pick your favorite sport. Ex
that's it, and we're going to lean into that.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
One.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Seventy five and over not overcast, partially sunny skies right
now in Boston. It's going to be a high of
ninety four on the way today. Get out there and
enjoy it with some sunscreen. If that's your thing, I'm
Daniell'll bet your download COH.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
One point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
So the Socks are out in Minnesota. They started a
three game series with the Twins last night. Richard Fitz
got the start and gave up a two run homer
in the third. Socks down to nothing in the fifth
with two men on, and our guy Alex Bregman steps
up to the plate. So I get a shot high,
a deep bluft center field.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Back there, back, it's out of here. That's his second
many nights to the ninth. We go, Socks up game tide.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Swing and a face sat in the right center. That
brings in Hamilton Roll and Anthony with an RBI single
and the Red Sucks are on top again, four to
three the ninth.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, it was all funny games until it absolutely fell
apart in the bottom of the ninth. Twins up with
the bases loaded and down by one. Two strikes on
Lee poked in the left field. That's gonna drop down.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
One run is in, two runs will score and Minnesota
will walk it off here tonight.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And that's that.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Socks lose five to four, Game two of the set.
Tonight at seven forty, with Lucas Giolito getting the start.
Elsewhere in the world of sports, the Pats had their
first padded practice yesterday and it was a little more
eventful than we all expected. Christian Gonzalez walked off the
field with an apparent lower body injury. Hopefully at Magauchet. Yeah,
hopefully that's nothing serious. Dione Sanders announced that he underwent

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surgery to get this remove his bladder. Even though this
was possible, doctors discovered a tumor, removed his bladder. Apparently
he's cancer free and everything's cool, okay, and he's gonna
coach this season, no problem, all right, great, Like this
sounds way more serious to me coming from someone whose
mom has had bladder cancer.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, my whole life. Yeah, I didn't even know you
can remove it.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yeah, evidently there's a whole way to fashion something new
from your intestine and might have an external bag and
there's a lot. It's actually quite fascinating. I was looking
into it last hour. It is incredibly fascinating.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Luckily he's okay, and his press conference, he was just
advocating like guys, just get checked, Yeah, get yourself looked at.
And I echo those sentiments. Sad news out of the
world of baseball. Hall of Famer and beloved cubstar Ryan
Sandberg died at the age of sixty five in January
of last year. He had been diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer.

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We got a scandal in Cleveland, Danielle with the Guardians.
This is the second pitcher on this team to be
named in a betting. Oh boy, all right, first it
was Luis Ortiz, Now it's Emmanuel Classe. He's the closer,
one of the best in the league. He is on
paid leave until August thirty first, until they straighten all
this up.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
So the investigation is going down.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Another weird story in baseball, Bryce Harper cusses out Major
League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred when they were in a meeting,
and he meets with the teams now ever since they
did the last collective bargaining agreement, and apparently they got
face to face, nose to nose, and I guess Manfred
clap back, and then they shook hands at the end

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of it.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So I don't know if that's all about.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Okay, Apparently the words salary cap were mentioned and Bryce
Harper lost his mind. Finally, attention fantasy football players. Broncos
wide receiver Cortland Sutton just got a four year, ninety
two million dollar extension.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
You know what that means.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
They're gonna be throwing the ball this year. You might
want to pick you might want to pick Courtland in
your in your fantasy league one. Come draft time. All right,
that sports, I'm Tyler and this is the Chuck Nuland
Morning Show on ZLX. Get your hass to the on
sixty one seven nine one hundred point seven. Classic Rock
Challenge up next for John Fogerty tickets and you qualifying
for the Ultimate Ticket to Rock Now it's.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Chucks Challenge one hundred point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
All right, Danielle, you ready to do this?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I'm ready, buddy.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're Classic Rock Challenging without Chuck. He's on vacation.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
He'll be back on Friday for y'ah, but he and
he will not only will he be here on Friday,
but he will be at the Ultimate Ticket to Rock
Party Saturday. You know we all will that We're throwing
at the Tall Ship in East Boston for fifteen pairs
of concert tickets. There's a lot of concert tickets this
is your last week to qualify. Obviously, phones are lit up.

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We got a lot of people waiting. We're gonna start
with my boy, Zach. I believe you're in Whitman. Zach.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yep, that's right. It's going on out there in Whitman's.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Not too much a lot early for anything much over here?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
All right, well here, hey, hey, hey, yep, one of those. Anyway,
I'm guessing the blunt you're you're selling the beer.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah's also seven am, so wakem bake.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Nothing wrong with that, Yeah, nothing wrong with awaken bake.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
All right, Today we're doing the one note challenge once again.
Pelosi up to his dastardly ways. Actually I think today's
seven ten and eight ten. Yeah, I think they're both
insanely easy. Oh, I could be wrong. Every time I
say it's easy, it's usually not. All right, here's your
one note challenge, Zach. All right, you gotta give me
the name of the artist and the name of the song.

(32:35):
Here we go, let's pod this done.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh there it is. I'll give it to again. It
sounds like almost sounds like Billy Squire.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
I get don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I might be wrong now that I heard it again.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Never mind, I guess I guess wrong. I was gonna
say lonely as the night.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
But nice, try though, Zach. I like the I like
the guests though. All right, thanks for trying again. Next
hour at eight ten, Right, yes, all right, buddy, be good.
Carrie in North Attleboro?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Are you there? Girl? All right? It's the one note challenge.
You gotta tell me who sings it in the name
of the song. You're ready? Yep, no idea. This is
shocking to me. Nothing hot care people screaming in their
cars right now?

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
All right, try again, next hour. All right, we got
Jason and Lester. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning man man.
How you doing doing well?

Speaker 8 (33:37):
How are you all right?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
How do you feel about this? Have you heard it?
Do you need it again?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
I did hear?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
And I'm gonna throw a tab.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Let's let's do uh beastie boys, brass monkey wow?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Really okay? I love the guests. Horreneously incorrect, but I
love the guests. All right, that will go, and thank
you Jason. Be well, all right, let's try this again.
Let's go to uh we got where are we? Tim?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Tim?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
And Nady? Is that you buddy?

Speaker 8 (34:06):
That's me?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
All right? The one note challenge. You gotta tell me
who sings it in the name of the song.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Eagles Life in the Fast Wane say it again, Eagles
Life in the Fast Liane, here.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
You go, Timmy boys. All right, dude, you're gonna go
see John Fogey next month. Here where did I say
that was, Danielle? Yeah, Veterans Memorial Stadium. Veterans Memorial Stadium
in Quincy.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
But more important, dude, you're not qualified for the Ultimate
Tickets Rock fifteen pairs of concert tickets. You are now
cordially invited to our tall Ship Party this Saturday, East
Boston noon to two. You gotta be present to win
all fifteen pairs of tickets.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
We're gonna rock. We're gonna play a lot of great music,
aren't we, Danielle. We're gonna play a mix of classic
and some yall rock. No, I've got my captain'sat ready
to go excellent. That's what I'm talking ring it.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
And by the way, also, we haven't really talked about this,
but we're gonna be giving away other concert tickets while
with I think like every fifteen minutes we're gonna dup.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Some concert tickets, supract dump them out in addition tickets.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Right, so's him.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Congratulations man, hang on the line and we'll get your info. Okay,
thank you, everybody. Else, another chance to win coming up
at eight ten this morning. That's for the Lincoln Park
show this Friday night at the God and so get
ready to win for Boston's classic rock. This is one
hundred point seven w ZX and the Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Seven w ZLX.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Right here on the Chuck Nolan Morning Show, everybody, we
answer the age old question am id A Hole And
if you have an A hole moment that needs a solution,
email the crew at Chucks Show at WZLX dot com.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
All Right, even though Chu's out on vacation, we're still
exploring am I the no saying the whole title.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I'm like, don't off the air, right will.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
It's around seven thirty every morning we do am I
the A Hole? I'm Tyler by the way. That's the
lovely Danielle Murrah. We are here in his absence, playing
great memories from the first three months of the show.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
This might be my favorite one.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
This happened last week, so if you missed it, there's
so much to unwrap here. We actually are doing this
in not one, not two, but three parts. All right,
my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving? What do I do on Thanksgiving?
I celebrate Thanksgiving and I eat food and I hang
out with family and friends.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Your favorite holiday is Halloween? And what do you do
on Halloween?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Avoid the door. Let's explore this entire ridiculousness right now.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Anno Show. We had a story all set to go,
and then things changed.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Last hour they did.

Speaker 9 (36:55):
We were talking about how Starbucks is coming out with
their pumpkin spice menu. The end of August, stories of
falls started to come around. You were saying that Halloween
is your by far number one holiday of the year.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
That is cract.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
You love Halloween. You embrace it.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
I do.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
You took out your phone and you were showing me
photos of how you decorate your front lawn. The skeletons,
the work that you put into is magnificent.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Thank you. I appreciate that award winning. It really is
standout stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I remember when you were coming into the Afternoon show
with me sometimes last year I would park. I would
look over, you're next to me. There's a skeleton in
the passenger seat.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Yes, I drive around with my skeletons. Rose and Harold
kids love them.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
It.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
You know, freaks people out if they walk by to
see a skeleton looking at them from the passenger seat.
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
You love that kind of Halloween t I am. Oh,
So when that day comes around the end of October,
you got to be loaded up with the big candy,
the choices stuff, the really good stuff, big candy bars, Snickers,
full sized bars. I'm not getting by big candy.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Okay, I'm not gonna get pressured into changing my routine forever.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (38:08):
You know it's been like a couple hundred bucks on candy.
It's been the biggest night of the year. It's been
zero bucks on candy. This is this is this is
just no front porch light isn't on.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Stop bringing the bill yet. The decorations are illuminated.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, but I mean it's it's a subtle illumination of
a twelfth withth skeleton.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's not like I have spotlights out on the lawn.
But you have led people to believe, over the course
of several weeks with all this decorations like this is
this is gonna be a great house. We got this
is the first house. We're gonna go to probe the
best looking house in the neighborhood. All right, that's where
I'm going. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
First, No, we're gonna start there, Chuck. We're gonna get
our pillowcases, and we're gonna start at the morh house.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Maybe we'll hit it twice.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
We'll hit it on the way back to great idea
because she's got the Halloween spirit, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
She's got the decorations. Maybe the doorbell doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
My doorbell is the actuated. I think I saw somebody
moving there.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Nope, the blinds are down.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I see some lady. Why is she coming to the door.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Nope, that's a plague doctor.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Another kid walking out my walkway. You refuse to have
kids trick or treat your house.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I just don't do it.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Usually it falls on a school night. For me, workwise,
I don't want to open the door five thousand times
my dogs go bananas. It's not worth it for me.
The ROI is not there, and I don't want to
have a bunch of fake interactions with other people's children
where I'm like, look, oh, you're supposed to be a princess.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Here you go, take whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
So what you're saying is Halloweens about you. It's not
about the kids. It's not a children's holiday, buddy, everything's
about me.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
I don't have kids.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Jesus, here we go. I don't have to do that stuff.
But you see kids, You see the joy and the
little faces running around, the little ghosts and.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
What have you.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
If I want to see the dray in kids' faces,
I'll stop through all my friend's Instagram stories and be like, oh,
that's nice, and then I'll put the phone away. I'll
close the blinds.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Halloween, her favorite holiday of the year, goes all out
for the decoration the whole month orish.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
It's all about Halloween. If not sooner, when do you
put them up?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
I try to get the I try to get skeletony
up by September fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
There you go, month and a half. My mother yells
at me. A month and a half of her house
all halloweened out. Two months. We're going to November fifteenth.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Oh she keeps it up, but yet skips the actual
holiday holiday.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
The house is darkened, the door is locked. She's sitting
inside looking like the girl from the Well. This is
the fallacy of logic. I'm sorry, just just because I enjoy.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Halloween doesn't mean I need to do the obligatory no candys.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You don't enjoy Halloween.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
You enjoy everything about Halloween except the actual day itself.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Halloween is much more than just handing out candy. Is
my friend Angel listening, I start to educate you.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
This is taking the Christmas tree down on Christmas Eve,
even putting everything up, and then not celebrating Christmas, but
keeping the tree up until February.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
The equivalent of this would be putting up decorations, I guess,
and not doing gifts Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It's like putting concrete over the chimney before Santa can
come down through my front door if he wants. The
devil doesn't celebrate. We got to talk back about this.
After listening to this whole holiday thing.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
And Danielle talking about Halloween, I feel like you're setting
her up for am I d a hole?

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Well?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
We are?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Is it irony or coincidence that I'm wearing a bright
orange sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Today in the studios in the stars. It was cosmically destined,
So is daniel d a hole for not letting his
choice Halloween one. I feel like we need all of candy.
I feel like we need to change it for one day.
It's not am I the A hole? It's why da hole? Wow,
it's bold coming from you've made a judgment already yourself.

(41:56):
I don't know how you can't be the A hole
in this.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
You go all out for Halloween and then you I
don't celebrate the day and keep your decorations up for
another half a month.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Listen, if people can't be bothered to check that we're
not putting recycling out for the third week in a
row and swamps got they're also probably not going to
know what night the.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Halloween candy distribution is technically changing. I disagree changing the subject.
Before Halloween, I go to Bjays. I probably spend like
three hundred bucks on candy.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What do you mean it's on you?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Three hundred bucks in my pocket, and dozens of forced
interactions that I don't have to have.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
The kids are smiling, kids coming up, and they suck.
It's like five steps to get up to my door,
and the wait, wait, and the littlest ones, the little
princess who's holding onto the railing one step at a time,
and the beaming parents are down there with the phone
at the bottom of the steps, smiling as she comes
up with the little little miss Merle come to the door.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
You know what's going to happen. All that Halloween candy
that I've spent three hundred dollars on is going to
wind up here in the iHeart kitchen the next morning,
after the.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Parents have sifted through it.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
So it just it comes. I act like a boomerang.
I'm not doing it, and you're not gonna pressure me.
I don't want to open the door.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And it's a dog over the door. My dogs go bananas.
We have dogs in Halloween. It's not a problem. It
is a problem. You get the doorbell ding, the double bar.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I can't know.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It's more than the double bar at my house. The
double bar.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I get a minpin that if a leaf falls in Chelsea,
she goes nuts for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's not worth it. I don't think that's an excuse me.
So many people have dogs and deal with this.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
There are people listening right now that do not do
Halloween candy distribution because of their dogs.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I guarantee it.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
So's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show. Chucky boy on vacation.
He'll be back on Friday, and you better believe he
will be here with stories about pools and oceans and drinking.
And I think there might have been almost some violence
with his wife according to one text. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I don't know. I kind of took that as a
moped incident, but I guess we'll see. It was like
whiskey rage or something. There was something happening. I get
all that on Friday when he's back. I wonder if
he's gonna have even a shred of a tan.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
He's the white beest man in America, irish to the core,
can't be in the sun for more than two seconds
without getting Friday like an egg.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
So I don't know what he's gonna look like. I'm
dying to see. We miss them all. Yes, all right, Chuck,
we'll see on Friday.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
In the meantime, we're reliving all of our greatest memories
from the first three plus months of The Chuck Nolan
Morning Show. It's a brand new show. By the way,
people are still learning that we're here. I'm learning that
more and more every day.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh you guys are on in the morning though.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Yeah, Hi, I'm back.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Danielle's been back on the radio since April. It's amazing.
You know, people, we all live in our own worlds,
all right.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
We get caught up in our own lives and you
just don't know what's going on sometimes, and people are
learning every day that you are now here. Yes, Danielle Murr,
formerly of the Greg Hill Show, is now on w
ZLEX and the Chuck Nolan Morning Show. Yes, tell a friend.
All right, here's one of these great memories. We just
played part one a little a few minutes ago. Danielle,
your favorite, this is the best. Your favorite holiday is Halloween, correct,

(44:57):
But you don't celebrate the actual day.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Don't about candy. That is not one does not beget
the other. It's not they're mutually exclusive. You can celebrate
Halloween without giving up candy.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
There's some debating about it. So let's let's explore part
two of this fiasco. Show good one show.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Hit yourself up over there.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I'm looking because I'm looking at your face and you
are so dug in right now. I am not moving
from my position.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Every year, my mother's like, all right, I got the candy.
I got like four, You're gonna give out candy, and
I'm like, mom, we go through.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
This every year. No, hi, ZLX, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
So I was gonna call and defend Danielle. But I
had two thoughts come up.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
One.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
So the first thing is I'm the person I can't
stand kids. I want to trip everyone's kids Halloween. Halloween
is the one night where you don't have to fake
an interaction with a kid. They're all actually happy to
see you, Danielle. Oh goodness all right. My other thought
is why am I sitting here picturing Tyler handing out
uh kenny apples except without an apple with an onion

(46:07):
in the middle.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
That's a good point shot.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Are you handing out candy at the klondo?

Speaker 5 (46:11):
First of all, kids don't trick or treat inside of
a pondo?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, they don't. They never do. But when I was
a home owner, when I had a house out in Natick, Oh,
that die was all night long, ding dong candy, dang.
Oh look at you, bad man. You're nice to the kid.
Here's the here's the catch. I hate Halloween. I hate it.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
It's just dumb as holiday. Ever, it's only good for kids.
But that's why I did it for the kids. Hit
the bullet.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
You should never have revealed that to me. Why oh,
this studio is going to be insufferable.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I know Carter and Kenny will support me in decorating.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I will every decoration you bring in. Yeah, watch try
not gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Dylan, do we have talkbacks?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I think what's going on here?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
G No, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Un Kennell is not the A hole hit She goes
above him.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
Be on.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
She decorates her yard every year, and that's a pain.
Pain in the ass has is Thank you, Gina.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
And look here the kids can enjoy all those wonderful
decorations in your front yard.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
And you know what, put your dog out there as
a hound A hell, I got a cluggy listen, damn straight,
but not the A hole yet.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Look, we put out a bucket for the kids, and
we put out a bucket a fire ball.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
To the adult. That's smart, Okay, just don't get mixed up.
The adults are very happy. Gino brings up an interesting
point here because during COVID we had to put out
the table all right, because you couldn't go to the
door and all that, so we put the candy out
there with the sign, you know, take one or two
which and.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Then there's one kid that comes along thirty I know, I.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Know, but we didn't get that ball. But we didn't
get that. You could do that even you wouldn't even
have to answer the door, because I.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Have I have done that in the past, and that's
exactly I've done it three times in the past where
I've done just the ball. You cannot let that be
so police because the third kid in always empties the
bowl into the bag and then maybe, if you're lucky,
you have the viral moment where another kid comes up
and feels bad, so he dumps a few of candy.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
We've seen all the videos. We've seen all of those.
But I just see you policing the whole situation with
the two fingers behind the blind watching the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Do enough philanthropy in this life to get.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
Me behead many animals feeding with them with a syringe
while we do this show, and you're gonna give me
crap about not giving out some snickers or all them
in joy?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Gabby, do you celebrate Halloween?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I do.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I love it just as much as she does. And
I also decorate my house. I go all out, and
I get what she's say, so I leave the bull out.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I don't like the answer to the door either.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Actually, I end up going with my nieces and nephews
in a different town anyway, so I have to so
in my neighborhood doesn't get stolen until all of the
little kids have gone, and then when the big kids
come out, they take the hole.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
The other they took the entire bowl.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
That's true. As you get close to nine o'clock, the
big kids are coming around and they're stealing stuff.

Speaker 10 (49:17):
Yeah, and there were teenagers that were having a Halloween
party right near me, so.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
They took the ball.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
But honestly, it's kind of fun for them too.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
It's just a plastic bull. But I was gonna say
she is the ale, But I don't know. It does
get irritating, and I get that.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
It is a fun holiday, Dan, yell.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Come on and say, I spend hours and hours up
and down the ladder putting up the lights, right, But
that's just fun for you.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
It's for the kids.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
The little kids get scared when they walk.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
It's like, I'm not gonna pop.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Out at me.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
That's fun. Yeah, that's why I have the play doctor
at the front of the lawn.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
This is like being a football player. You play the
whole season, all year long, you make it to the
super Bowl at the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Here we are. You're in the dressing room, you get
your helmet on, your pads. This night, you're ready to go,
and then you go. I'm gonna stay in a lot
like the rest of them. I want to go out
in front of the crowd. Yeah, I don't like the crowd.
I don't want to entertain people.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Don't be pressured by a couple of dances who do
nothing to decorate on their the Halloween arsenal that I
have as far as decorations go.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Again, you decorate like a maniac and you don't celebrate
the actual day.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
That makes those sense because I get it, because I
give people visual joy for eight weeks visual joy. My
neighbors bring their kids over when I'm setting things up.
The little the dogs are doing there, the motion activated dogs,
you know, Ben and Henry come over the trips to
saying they run away. It's adorable.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
This is I'm not gonna you don't see it on
this parade. I just don't see it.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I get it, but you know what, people drive their
kids by it. They stop across the street from my
house like whose car is this? And I'm like, oh,
it's a kid looking at my concations. Don't show up
at my house expecting candy.

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