“Excuse Me Sir, Why Are You Robbing Me?”

A long time ago, in a Brighton neighborhood far, far away, Chuck Nowlin was the victim of a home invasion. What the robber didn't realize though, is that the athetlic Chuck can RUN. Did Chuck actually catch the escapaing criminal? You'll have to listen to today's Chuck Nowlin Morning Show find out!

Listen to the Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, weekdays from 6am to 10am on 100.7 WZLX!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
He would be wise to be quiet and listen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show, Boston's classical Boston.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
W CLX radio host Chuck Nolan.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I love that, gosh, Chuck, we ate sugar cereal.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We didn't get back Danielle Murry.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Ahead, they can't.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
The light box inspection was an oral exams.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
And Tyler who got that nickname because he said everything
twice I farted.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
For twenty minutes. Twenty minutes.

Speaker 7 (00:32):
Tyler's telling him not to be a whim.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
The same guy that would the scratch ticket.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
It was a gift.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I love very broadening, but they're really very nice.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show one seven w c X, Boston.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
So sure, take.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's close, close to the words, because it's what I figured.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're in the seventh inning stretch of the week. Have
Ozzie launch its off here a little take me out
to the ball game.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I feel better. It's gonna be hot, wicked hot. I'll
stop it here we go. I thought that was tomorrow
today too? Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Today as well?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Tomorrow is supposed to be a hot We have another
heat index morning flyover whatever they call it, starting at
like eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sure, we'll go with that, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Speaking of summer, yes, Classic Rock Challenge tickets for the
Offspring July thirtieth, less than a week away.

Speaker 9 (02:00):
First of all, can we it's break down the fact
that July thirtieth is weston a week away?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, I can't like, I know, well, you know how
I feel about that. Fourth of July is the end
of summer. After that, you've been in fall mode for
the last I get twenty days and you.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
See it on the way in. It's nice, was it five?
That's right? Days of getting.

Speaker 10 (02:20):
Shot at last couple of days have been glorious out there.
How could you be walking around thinking summer's over? Because
we're practical as are negative.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You're one of the most miserable people I know. It's
shocking to me that you know you mistake concentration for misery. Okay, Castanza.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
The past couple of nights out on the burbs, it's
gone down a forty eighth degree.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Ah, that's glorious. Window.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I could see my breath in July meeting burritos, and
you won't see your breths to be that way.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
That wasn't his breath.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Offspring July thirtieth at the Infinity setting. Get your shot
at it seven ten and a ten with the Classic
Rock Challenge, the ice cream truck will come rolling by.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
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song is and you qualify for the Ultimate Ticket to
Rock chance to go to fifteen shows and be at
our tall Ship party.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
My god, a week from Saturday. I know it's gonna
be August. A week from Saturday.

Speaker 11 (03:12):
That's a good No. I just have too much stuff
to do between now and the Halloween stuff up. Yes, yes,
decorate for Halloween. The jay you Won't Celebrate.

Speaker 9 (03:23):
Algorithm was delivering a lot of peak Halloween content yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
There we do as you swo the the morning Schmidz
s your face.

Speaker 12 (03:34):
I did.

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What it was for emphasis what.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You just said.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
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one undred points out at w CLX.

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Download with Danielle. I never know what you're gonna hear.

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America will hear my two cents on Boston's Classic Rock
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Speaker 9 (04:03):
Well, if you were looking to hear a why when
it came to the murders of four college students in Iaho, Idaho.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're not getting any answers. Unfortunately.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Brian Coberger was sentenced to four term four life terms
without parole yesterday for the twenty twenty two murders, but
he refused to explain why he committed those killings. When
asked if he had any final words, he simply said,
I respectfully decline.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
The victim's statements were also a horrifying yesterday, big time.
I cannot well when father is up there saying it's
my only child. Yeah, my only child is Gone's imagine
what their lives are like.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I cannot even wrap my head around it, not even
a little bit. It's completely a foreign thing. Yes, even
try and understand that, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
The judge said forcing Coberger to speak would only give
him more power, and there is no guarantee he'd tell
the truth. He's also facing two hundred thousand dollars in
restitution fines. A father in Worcester pleads not guilty in
the death of his four year old daughter. Francisco Ortiz
pled not guilty.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
First responders found a Zella unresponsive in a Worcester apartment
last October, with injuries more consistent with a two story
fall than Ortezer's claimed that she fell from a table.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
This is just a devastating story.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Her siblings were also found in alarming condition, one with
a skull fracture, another one testing positive for fentanyl. Evidently
the oldest child had never been to school, was mostly nonverbal,
and rarely left the apartment.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
How did nobody notice?

Speaker 9 (05:26):
You know, you need a license to fish, but you
don't need a license to have kids. True, It's just
that these stories are just beyond devastating. It's unbelievable. And
you know, this tough flies under the radar a lot
because people either don't want to get involved or people
like this allegedly do as much as they can to
conceal what's actually happening. You know, It's like you see

(05:48):
these people that like somebody's got a kid locked in
a room for twenty years. They're like, I never saw
I never saw a kid, never saw a kid go
into that house, had no idea they had children. Crazy stuff.
And finally, Fenway Park food workers plan to strike starting
noon tomorrow unless Aeron Mark meets union demands for better
pay fair scheduling and limits on automation. That strike could
impact Red Sox game and a concert at MGM Music

(06:10):
Hall this weekend.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Some workers earned under twenty dollars an hour.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
Era Merrik sense It plans to maintain service sixty six
degrees in Boston right now, I have eighty nine on
the way.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's going to be a steama ah, I'm back. Yes,
the heat is back, The heat is on. I'm Danielle
that youre download CO one hundred.

Speaker 13 (06:29):
Point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We had one of the thrillers of the year last
night for our Boston Red Sox. I watched this game.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I was ready to give up on it when they
went down five to nothing, but then the Phillies pictures
just started walking. Everybody yeah, and I stayed out. This
is an eleven inning game. I went to bed after
the tenth. I just ran out of gas, so I
missed the end of the game, which I'm regretting right now.
The game did not start out well.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
Lucas Giolito got the start quickly coughed up three runs
in the first inning on a base a two run
shot by Kyle Schwarber, and a solo shot from Bryce Harper.
Philly puts up a run in the third and another
in the fourth. So as you said, they're down five
to nothing, we go to the fifth. This is how
the fifth inning broke down. This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yoshida doubles, Rafaela walked.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
Then they get two outs, a strikeout and a pop up,
so you got two outs, and then Mayer walks, Ref
Snyder walks and Jared Duran walks nuts. Then romy Gonzalez
stepped up to the plate.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Five to two.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Ball game, Bassis loaded with Red Sox for romy Gonzalez
all for his last twenty.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Lass ball to left field, Chuckler back, still going backs come,
it's a grand.

Speaker 14 (07:41):
Slam and it breaks it oh for twenty sleep for
Vie Gonzalez. Boston on top a stunning turn here with
four walks at a grand Slam.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I literally jumped off my couch when it happened. There
was a great shot on the dugout. You could see
the Red Sox players just like.

Speaker 10 (07:59):
Little it's just gone dumping. They were like literally excited.
It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Philly ties it up in the eighth on a solo
shop from real multa who by the way, homonoff Araldish
Chapman with two outs and nobody on.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm thinking the innings over and then he scorches one
to center field. We go to extras. Both teams scored
in a tenth onto the.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Eleventh inning, we go when I was finally asleep and
the Socks with one out and the ghost run around
second is Carlos Narvaias.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Not calls hammer to let field.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
This one is.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
That's a two run home run.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
It just knuck over the wall.

Speaker 14 (08:34):
Carlos Snarfius gives fust In the lead.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So do we forgive him for his two catcher interferences?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
He made up for it right there. Bottom of the
eleventh got very interesting. With two outs and a runner
on third. Rojas gets an RBI single, Socks up by
one now and they make the call to the pen.

Speaker 12 (08:51):
Bredden Bernardino is sequestered from the pen in an effort
to close this game out. You may end up being
one of the more memorable games of five. We're Boston
Trail five to milf what socks they'll salavach one in
a game they may circle as one of the keys
to the twenty five season.

Speaker 14 (09:13):
Roaring from a five nothing deficit to win ninety eight,
the big win, the big win.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
They come back home and there's no beer family. Yeah,
they've better get it together, man, because they're off today.
But they're back at Fenway for this big weekend series
with the Dodgers one of the best teams in baseball
but slumping as of late, there's.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Opportunity to smell it. This opportunity is there. This is
the turnaround. This could be the turnaround. Every day is
the beginning of the rest of the season.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Bryan bo gets the start seven to ten, first pitch
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's sports. I'm Tyler. This is the Chuck Mullan Morning
Show on ZLX. You like Jatosh, we'll make it official.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
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you're there, make the Wclextion number one pre set.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's the Hut, the online show on Fussins.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
So you go away on vacation. You figure everything's okay
in the home ranch. Sure, maybe somebody's in there.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Can't be. It just happened. It just happened. Where where
am I cheese it?

Speaker 15 (10:15):
Who?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
For some reason I think of Tyler in this situation.
Oh my god. The visuals I'm having for this are stunning.
You mean envision me is the guy doing it or
the guy of the receiving it being the victim of this?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, oh, I can see this happened all of a sudden,
pops up in the Oh my god, make me check
the camera now, I gotta make sure there's nobody in there.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
This is what you do to me. I have the Ferbo.
You're checking the camera and somebody's in there making soup
French onions. This just happened in Boston. This is horrifying.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yes, this super horrifying. It's not the version of Home Alone.
You get the story for you coming up next to
the artist. It's the Chuck Nola Morning Show with Daniel
Murr and Tyler Danielle mid sneeze.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
I was like, man, if I could have pulled that
sneeze off right at the end of that note, it
would have been epic.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
But sadly no, I don't know how you internalize that
that's not good for you. You gotta let that thing out,
you gotta let it rip.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
I do, but it's like I don't want to do
it right on Mike, and I don't have the ability
to shut my mic off.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
I think I'd be okay with that. If she sneezed yesterday.
She jammed the palm of her hand into her nose
and pushed her nose into her face, and somehow that
stopped the sneak.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yay, stifle the sensation. Stifle. It doesn't work for very long.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
You gotta let it rip once again. We are in
the middle of another beautiful summer vacation week. Yeah, a
lot of people away. A lot of people have cameras
in their homes now like you do. For Remy, she's
got a ring doorbell, I got the fur ball. Yeah,
I have about twenty five cameras in the in and
out of my property. Like, you're not getting anywhere near
my house without getting noticed.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
They're calling from inside the house. Yes, my god, it's
like fod apache over there.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
This family in the South End was away and apparently
somebody made themselves comfortable and cozy in their place.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
God, this is crazy. It's creepy as hell. This is creepy.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
So it's like a Goldilock story here. They had a
good time while they were there.

Speaker 15 (12:08):
They had taken a bath, so they had taken a shower,
gone through all our medicine cabinets, slept in our bed,
watch TV.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Our food. I mean, I'm going through your medicine cabinets
when I come over, So that's a given. Do you
do that when you go over to somebody's house you're visiting.
Not now.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
When I was young, maybe, but not now. You know
what now you don't want to know. It's like I'd
rather it be a secret to not know any of
the stuff that you're dealing with.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I've never done that in my life. I don't want
to know what topical solution you're using. Fungus preparation. H
it's for under eyebags. But imagine seeing this on your
camera and discovering that they some person, some stranger, have
been sleeping in your bed, eating your food, taking a.

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Shower using self tanner. That's the wildest part of this
story to me.

Speaker 15 (12:56):
It is sound like self tanner somewhere that I on
spot and put that on everywhere, ruined all the towels,
all the sheets. She took both a bath and a shower,
which you know, I don't even know if I've.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Done that in my own house in one night. I
have you take a bubble bath and you got to
rinse everything off. Well, she was trying to get the
self tanner off. Yeah, I mean, how do you know?

Speaker 9 (13:18):
First of all, that's the biggest indicator that somebody has
snuck into my house because you could smell self.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Tanner a mile away, can you? Oh my god? Yeah,
you know the.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Smell of self tanner, like if you've ever done it,
like you know that smell. It's very very Back in
the mid os, when I was working at Coyote Ugly
when we used to do how the reason I got
into radio, We did a Monday night football buy with
AAF So we used to have some of the Mantown
girls come in and one of the girls used to
have a ton of self tanner and perfume, so we,
like a couple of us would do body shots off her.

(13:49):
And I was like, I just got a mouthful of
cheap tequila and self tanner. Oh that that is two
thousand and four in a nutshell for I come right off.
I thought it like stained your skin or something and.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's dangers Kim.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
But like the I don't know if it's the oxidization
or whatever it is, but just self tanner usually has
a very chemical smell to it.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Like, if you go get a spray tan, you're gonna
stink for a couple of days. Eh, I mean you
look great, but that yeah, I should do the spray tan. No,
you shouldn't imagine colors.

Speaker 9 (14:17):
I want you when you're before you come back from vacation,
from from your vaca, I need you to get a
self tanned.

Speaker 10 (14:23):
You know what he's gonna He's going to Bermuda. He's
gonna come back and he's going to look exactly the
same as he does.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Right now, I am yes, I've already I got all
the stuff right again, very poorgy clamshowder looking color that
you're correct?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
But say you went away somewhere like and you see
on the camera someone's there cooking your food, sleeping in
your bed.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Now, said he'd burn the thing, he would burn.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
The bed, mattress out the window. I bet you would move.
You would sell the place because it would never get
out of your head. Yeah, that would be a tough
sell going forward.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's no way you couldn't do it. Yeah, but you'd
be like, I'm over it, I got over it.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
But then you would think about it every time you
look at your phone, and you're gonna be checking constantly
if someone's there, I'd be schemed out. Well, because my
house when I was grown up, when I was like
five years old, so I don't remember my house got robbed.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, and we came home when they were still there.
Oh that's terrifying. Yeah. And they ate like pizza, like
leftover pizza that was off the counter, Like we just
come back to the time when they're committing a robbery.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
For snap, they ate snacks. Yeah, And so my mom
has always said how violated she felt. And they tried
to sell the house immediately right after that, and we
ended up living there until I was like thirteen, but they.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Tried to sell. My mom was creepy the f out
and it ruined her. I get it.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I was actually robbed when I lived in Brighton on
Commav and the guy was still in there when I
opened the door.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, that's creepy.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
And he had my suitcase which he had filled with stuff,
and he went out the window and I started chasinga
what did you get them?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Going to Commav And then he cuts up into the
side streets.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
He's going down the alleys and at the time was
do marathons and stuff, so you were running I was
chasing this guy down, and then I realized.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm gonna catch this guy, and then what am I
gonna do?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
You stopped?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm thinking, does he have a weapon, It's gonna stab
me or something. You went, You ran out without a weapon,
without anything, nothing. Because see when my house got robbed,
my father went downstairs to chase the guy that was
in the basement. There was one person in a bedroom
jumped out the window. My father, I other figure, just
the one thing I actually remember. He grabbed me, pushed
me against the wall and said, do not move, stay

(16:29):
here with your mother. He goes to the kitchen, grabs.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
A butcher knife, and runs downstairs and chases the guy
and actually was two seconds away from chopping the guy's
foot off, and he got his foot out the basement
window at like just the nick of time. My father
was gonna take his foot off. He was literally gonna
chop his foot off. So say, what would you do?
My father had a plan?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
My god, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
You wiped out.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I didn't think it through. You should have pummeled that dude.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Well, you know, you gotta make a snap second decision
that you're gonna run after that. You don't really have
time to get something.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I was just the way we were going, and we
were just disappearing into these alleys. Exactly is he leading
me somewhere?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
What's going on? Is it gonna be?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
But your imagination takes off and I'm thinking I got
crap anyway, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I've moved. Oh I would too. My grandfather used to
have a billy club under the mattress. I still have that.
I have the Lieuisville slugger, all that kind of stuff.
I have military knives on the wall in my room.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
So you do.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Good luck getting it so aggressive. Just take them down
every now and then play with them every once in
a while. You got the you know the kid the
marine k bar. Somebody comes in, they get they get slashed,
rambow styles. I always dressed up in full cam, always
putting the black face.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right before I go to bed. Yeah, spraying, put it
on like Commando.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
I need a full breakdown of his his bedroom, Dick Moore,
now just to like, like are their paintings.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
On the wall and just sneaker rack and knives on
the wall. That's all you need to know. Use the
top that feature on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Appx WCLX and your message to seven oh four to
seven oh or just pick up the.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Damn phone six nine one. It's the Chuck Noland Morning Show.
Day two of training camp down in Foxboro. It's free.
What do you say after the show? We go down there,
sit in the bleaches in this weather? People do it?
Are you nuts? God blessed?

Speaker 7 (18:12):
It is?

Speaker 13 (18:13):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (18:13):
The whole dog adoption thing yesterday they did forty dogs
got adopted out.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Of step on digs, almost lost one. Jason. That around.
You gotta step on the leash guy and you gotta
take the helmet off because the dog's looking all that.
Hi'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
It's funny though, Man, Football watching could be changing, and
it could be costly.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I remember when all the games were free. Remember that
when you could just watch you know, network TV. Now,
forget about it. It's gonna cost me money. We got apps,
we got blackouts, could be expensive. We could be yeah well,
will be yeah well, we got the details coming on.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Pat's back at it again. Down in Foxborough. Day to
a training camp. What are we like, forty three days
away from the first game? Something like that? Footballs go,
Football's coming, man, I mean I don't want to wish
the summer away, but football.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
Seasons it's always a tough it's a tough exchange for
people every year because I don't want the summer to go,
but you want football to competic, right, you get it.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
September football is the best. It's still summer. Yeah, you know,
it's nice freezing your ass off. So according to The Atlantic,
they're saying ESPN and NFL are inside the five yard
line in negotiations, which should see them acquire NFL Medium,
basically the NFL network and the Red Zone two billion

(19:30):
dollar deal. I love the Red Zone. I can't live
without it. You got to get it every year. It's air.
I need it to breathe so good. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Have to have to have it on all the time,
so they would control that.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
And they also have I guess a brand new streaming
service that they're they're launching, but it's close.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Is it going to be better or worse than the
neested app?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
No, well, it just had an update. Actually it's working
better for me. It's working fine for me right now.
It looks kind of cool too.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Different now, they definitely improved. They were listening to take
Trigonol the morning shows. People pay attention to what we say.
Absolutely things get done when we complain. So as for ESPN,
with them getting a high profile assets like the NFL Network,
Red Zone Channel regular season games, they could get up
to seven regular season games.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
That would give them more NFL related inventory for the
debut of their brand new streaming service DTC, which is
expected this fall and official launch date has not yet
been revealed, but they know it's gonna cost.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Twenty nine ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I love that twenty nine thirty nine ninety nine per
month and merely be referred to as ESPN.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'll be the first jackass to sign up. Would you
do it? Dude?

Speaker 10 (20:46):
I signed up for Peacock just like to watch a
playoff game. I've done that and then canceled it after
I watched the game. Well, I kept it because I'm like,
what's the point. I'm just gonna have to sign up
again next year. So now it is nothing on Peacock,
by the way, no zero things on Peacock.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
For Thursday night football, you have to have Prime, and
then you have to have Peacock for some games, and
now for maybe seven more games, you have to get
this ESPN app.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, I'm just gonna put my my my ATM card
and the pin number on the internet, so just to
take my money.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Just go.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
What does the Patriots do?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
What the Red Sox did with Nessen and you have
to get some Patriots app to watch Patriots games.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I have never been more glad to not be a
hardcore sports fan than I am right now.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
You haven't witnessed me in football season yet, have you?
From Thursday night to Monday night? Don't even talk to
me all football all the time.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
About your life.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yes, it does, but it just feels like more and
more we are getting away from free football.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Oh god, we have to pay for everything. It's going
to happen. This is just this is the tip of
the iceberg, that's what this is the hell you laughing,
asked the tip the background between the football and then
Ju starts hanging on the wall. I mean, it's just
gonna be quite quite a life of my world, buddy.

(22:07):
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Speaker 13 (22:11):
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Speaker 2 (22:15):
Live every morning right here on Boston's Classic Rock seven
w z LX.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Another beautiful, warm summer day. Ice cream truck is going
to be making a pass early.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yes, keep us nice and cool. I'm ready. Choco taco bomb,
pop chip Witch, SpongeBob, give me the good, good humor,
the chocolate, A Claire one klondyke bar. All right, what
would you do for that?

Speaker 7 (22:38):
Hold?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Ice cream sandwich? Come on, let's go. That's such a classic.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Oh we should get some hoodsies in here with a
little wooden spoon. Strawberry or chocolate. Well, now, strawberry as
a kid, chocolate, I'm going strawberry.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I gotta go strawberry now. Yeah, my nana had those
in the freezer all the time. Those are great strawberry.
What's wrong with your people because their chocolate doesn't hit.
It's not the same. It's not the stem right there,
That's what it is. Yeah, it go the endorsement, It
loads of everything.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I love it, though.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
Get the cottage cheese people on the horn, Cottage cheese
on a stick, summer favorite. You know some influencers doing that.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Our ice cream truck has concert tickets tickets for the
offspring July thirty at the Exfinity Center.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
We're gonna give you an ice cream truck version of
a classic song. You tell snaevat who does it? You
get the tickets coming up seven ten at Zlex. It
spans the gold like a super highway intersting it is cold.
Hears download with Danielle.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
You never know what you're gonna hear America will hear
my two cents on Boston's classic rock one hundred point
seven w ZLX.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
An eighteen year old performer fell while using aerial silks
during a Circus Schmirkus show Tuesday and Rent Them, prompting
the cancelation of both performances.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah yesterday.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
That teen was alert and responsive when taken to a
Rhode Island hospital. A nurse in the audience provided first
aid before first responders arrived. Circus Marcus is a youth
touring nonprofit. They said, ticket holders have been notified that
performer's name has not been released, but we do have
some sound from the police chief and rent them.

Speaker 16 (24:17):
There was a spectator who was who said she was
a nurse and she was holding traction on his neck
when Office of Mean arrived. He said the victim was
alert and conscious, talking but in pain.

Speaker 9 (24:31):
Massile police audio is my favorite thing on the planet.
I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I love it so much.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
The mass Chuset's Department of Public Health has confirmed the
first detection of Eastern equine encephalitis mosquitoes this year. Congratulations
belcher Town, you win.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
They're the size of folks wagons.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
No human or animal cases have been reported yet in
twenty twenty five. Food officials or urging precautions. Tripoli is
a rare but potentially fatal virus spread by infected mosquito bites.
Residents are advised to use it insect repellent, wear protective clothing,
and avoid outdoor activity from dusk to dawn.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Safety tip here. A friend of ours gave us this
and we use it out on the back deck because
we like to be out there. It's like a tennis racket.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I've seen this executioner. It's the best thing ever. It's addictive.
Shut up to Chris and Lauren Dallas. You press the
button to it.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Doesn't even illuminate, just to bring it active and you
just kind of swing it back and forth, and when
you hit the mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's so satisfying.

Speaker 10 (25:29):
It smells like breaking feeling the poppies. You get in
packages those air poppies, like you just can't stop. Yes,
you have to keep doing it. Yeah, and every now
and then one we'll get stuck in there.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
And just cool curd of bubble wrap is air poppies.
Air poppies. Yeah. I used to do a thing when
I was a kid, all right, I mean the appies
used to learning so much about you. Can we continue
on with the donaldoad place?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Actually, I think we need to pivot.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
A former American Airlines flight attendant has been since to
eighteen and a half years in federal prison for secretly
forming a filming a fourteen year old girl in a
playe bathroom during a flight to Boston. As does Carter Thompson,
the third of North Carolina, played guilty to attempted sexual
exploitation of children and child pornography charges.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
The investigation revealed he.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Used his position to direct girls to a specific laboratory
rigged with a hidden iPhone.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Gross it's so gross.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
His iCloud contained videos of at least four other miners
and dozens of other disturbing images. He will also serve
five years of supervised release. Right now in Boston, it
is sixty seven degrees. We're gonna see a high.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Of eighty nine on the way. Yes, thirty hot human
Tomorrow is going to be worse I've did. I'll let
you download.

Speaker 13 (26:38):
Cool one hundred point seven seconds of sports with Tyler Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Socks had an eleven inning thrilla last night.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Guys finally ended up on the wrong side of it
or the right side of it for the first time,
and Chuck, when did you go to bed?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
They were up six to five in the seventh inning.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
I thought, yeah, I'm the jerk hole that decided to
stay u until the end of the tenth inning and
pass out after that and missing the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
So the game didn't start out well.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Lucas di Alito got the start quickly, coughed up three
runs in the first inning, two run shot by Kyle Schwarber,
a solo shot from Bryce Harper.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
They put up two more runs, one in the third,
one and the fourth. We go to the fifth with
the Socks down five to nothing.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
What an inning this was.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
He had a Yoshida double, a Rafaela walk, then two outs.
So now there's two outs and here comes Mayor Refschneider,
Jared Durant walk, walk, walk, and then Romy Gonzalez steps
up to the plate with the base bio.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Two ball game bassis loaded with red sox for Romy Gonzalez,
all for his last twenty.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
He's bus revealed, Kepler back still going backs come.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
It's a Grand.

Speaker 14 (27:46):
Slam and it breaks it all for twenty sleep for
Homie Gonzalez. Boston on top a stunning turn here with
four walks at a grand Slam.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
How I got off?

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Oh my god, I didn't realize. I didn't realize he
was over for twenty until stepped up to the plate.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Philly ties it up in the eighth on a solo
shop from Rio Multo, by the way, who homered off
of a rouldish Chapman with two outs and nobody on
you're thinking the inning's over it nobody does that, and
then he hits a four hundred plus foot bomb to
center field. We go to extras. Both teams scored in
the tenth inning. Onto the eleventh inning, we go socks
up with one out and the ghost run around second

(28:26):
is Carlos.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Palls hammer to left field.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
This one is.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's a two run hold run. It just knuck over
the wall. Carlos Snarfius gives fust in the lead.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
So right around the time that ball creeped over the wall,
I had my second or third little drop of drool
hitting the pillow because I'd just fallen asleep and I
missed it. Bottom of the inning got very interesting, two
outs and a run around third. Rojas gets an RBI single,
Socks up by one now and they make the call
to the pen.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
Perdodino is sequestered from the pen in an effort to
close this game out. Will they end up being one
of the more memorable games of twenty twenty five. We're
Boston trail.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Five to nothing.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
The Red Socks.

Speaker 12 (29:14):
They'll salvage one in a game they may circle as
one of the keys to the twenty five season, roaring
from a five nothing deficit to win nine eight.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
He was sequestered from the pen.

Speaker 15 (29:27):
He was.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It makes no sense. He got, he got. She struck
out looking, which I've never understood in a situation like that.
How are you not swinging the bat? You have guys
thrown at You're like one hundred miles an hour. What
are you doing?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I'm swinging away, I'm just hacking you just going yeah,
I'm you gonna strike out anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 10 (29:44):
You need to go down swinging, so the concession workers,
this is gonna possibly happen.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Bad timing.

Speaker 10 (29:51):
We've got a big weekend series coming up with the Dodgers.
Smokie Mooky's coming back. Are you gonna be able to
get a beer if you're at the game. We'll find
out seven to ten, First pitch tomorrow night. Brian Bao
gets the start that sports on Tyler and this is
the legendary Chuck Nolan Morning Show on ZLX. It's already legendary.
I was gonna say we started in April. Legends when
it started.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Wow, amazing Classic Rock Challenge. Let's get you some dig
It's the offspring July thirtieth at the Xfinity Center. The
ZX Classic Rock ice Cream Truck is going to roll
through here. You just have to tell us the name
of the song and who does it, and those tickets
will be yours and you'll qualify for the Ultimate Ticket
to Rock. Fifteen more shows and you've become to our

(30:33):
tall Ship party for the big grand prize drawing on
August second. So get to the phone. Six one seven,
one hundred point seven. Classic Rock Challenge is next now it's.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
Chuck Don't plucking Challenge one hundred point seven w ZLX
ninety degrees today ninety degrees gonna feel like.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
One hundred stop with the real feel. No, no schwetdy, yes, okay,
just checking. You need a nice refreshing ice cream treat.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
The ZX ice cream truck is rolling once against, fully
stalked naked from Shrewsbury.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
What's your favorite ice cream truck treat? Good morning.

Speaker 15 (31:15):
I I'm either one for the strawberry shortcake or something
with like gumbo eyes.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yes, strawberry shortcake crunch. I remember that there was a
chocolate one. It was a chocolate one and a strawberry
Claire so good so shortcake, and then there was a
toasted almond one. You no, that's something that's something Grandma
would get. Grammy, you want something? Hand you that in
a word? Yeah, me a maple walnut? Oh god, walnut?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
The Offspring July thirtieth at the Expinity Center. We got
a pair of tickets waiting for you and qualification for
the ultimate tickets Rock fifteen more shows and he comes
to our tall your party on August second. Are we ready, Nikki?
I am ready here comes the ZX ice cream truck.
What is the name of the song?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
And who does it again? The playful children? Yes, it's
this song makes you play for me? Do you know
what Tyler Nikki?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
What do you think?

Speaker 12 (32:32):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (32:33):
My gosh, I think it's right on the tip of
my tongue like.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
A strawberry shortcake crunch, said NICKI. We gotta move on,
Tyler from Watertown. How are you, Tyler? I'm doing good?
How are you got? Excellent? Thank you? Do you know
this song?

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
With Nikki?

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Man?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You know what is that? It's that one kid. That
one kid is just jumping around doing the la la las,
throwing everybody off.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
You know.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Can I just say something because I don't want to
freak everybody out? But you only have what's today Thursday,
seven days to qualify for the Ultimate.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Ticket to Rock.

Speaker 10 (33:14):
You're putting pressure on field pressure if you're saying that's today,
tomorrow and then five days next week, and that's a.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Huge tall ship party. Daniel's in charge of the music, No, no,
she's not. I am no controls for you.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
We should post your playlist so people can get a
taste of what they're gonna be hearing.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
You want to alight.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
Well, maybe we should have it locked in just ahead
of times. All right, you know party coopers can't try to.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's gonna be so awesome. You're gonna love that. Josh
from Lemonster, How are you Josh good?

Speaker 8 (33:42):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Ice cream truck is parked there, it's idling. You can
hear that engine running, all the fields.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Going out of it. I think it's we're not gonna take.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Like the song that we just played before this. I
was just thinking that that would be a great curveball.
That is the song we just played. No, it is
not really thought he was gonna get it. He was
so confide, he was very confident. Patrick from New Report,
How are you Patrick?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Doing good? How you doing excellent? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Let me fire up the ice cream truck again. It's
not the truck that goes hello? Was that mister tasty freeze?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Hello? Give me mister softy? Yes, go ahead say it, Danielle.
Nobody wants a mister softie thank you?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
What song is that?

Speaker 15 (34:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah, I know the song.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
It's that song. It's that now that Yes, but no,
we got to move on. Six seven nine three one
one edge point seven. We got full lines here Mikayla
from him.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hi Halaiyah, Good morning, mikaela ice cream for breakfast? What
song is that? It's once to run by? Bruce Brasy.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Lights her off.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Everybody's singing.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Scream long ezberd Pop.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, Clarence, you like you like the.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Bomb Pop Clarence, you like maple walnut.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Congratulations to go to see the Offspring July thirtieth at
the Finity Center. We're going to see you at the
tall Ship Party August second. You could win the Ultimate
ticket to rock with fifteen more shows. Congratulations, awesome, thank you,
good check One Morning show urges you too.

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Me yep, it wasn't vain to be, but it is
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Speaker 4 (36:47):
When you told us you whipped out when you got
the home invasion. Are you questioning my masculinity a little bit? Really,
let's get mister Nina stars on the Wall, Knife not Star.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
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Speaker 1 (37:28):
We had were all picked out ready to go.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, but everything changed last hour when we were doing
the story about the family in the South End and
went away for vacation.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And apparently somebody moved into their place, surpress suppress, eat
their food, ate their porridge. It was a mess. Exactly
did they try out all the chairs, slept in.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Their beds, got self tanning stuff all over the place.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
They ruined the towels and the sheets going on. Somebody
drew a bath. They drew a bath and then took
a shower after the ball. They drew it. They drew
the bath with the self tanner was being used when
I was telling the story.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
How uh, somehow it got around to me and my
first apartment. I had a ground floor apartment on Commab
in Brighton. Place is absolutely dump near the Old Phoenix.
It's right on the oh right on the green line curve.
One of my buddies lived on Commab and Brighton. It
was the loudest place to live ever with that, with
the teeth that's there all day long, It's like, oh God,

(38:26):
it's just screaming all the time. So I got broken into.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
And they're fine.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
They were actually still in there. My girlfriend at the
time now my wife, Kelly, dropped me off out front.
It was a ground floor apartment. There was a girl
leaning up against the tree right outside of my apartment.
Spotter didn't think anything of it, all right, So I
go into the building. Gimpy Joe, Jimmy Joe, what's the
code word?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I walk into the building. There's my cat. I had
gotten a cat, an old girlfriend. She left cat stay
Fred the cat, very cool rock and roll cat.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
He's out in the hall the hell and I look
over at my apartment and the door is a jar
and the lights are on, and I push it open
and some guy goes running past, flying out the window
with my suitcase.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
How do you solve a problem, like Maria, you gotta you.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Gotta turn that bed down. So we hit the untouchable steam.

Speaker 14 (39:21):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
You watta go, follows.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
So the guy goes flying out the window. I go
flying back out the building, taking off upcomb after the guy.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Hi, that's my stop, Hey you stop.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
You manned up to defend you your property. I did.
I took off after the guy. You were almost after him.
He takes her right. I follow him. He goes down
an alley. I follow him. Get that bastard. I'm catching
up to the guy. Did he dead end in a
chain link fence that he couldn't scale? Not that dramatic.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
I'm catching up to him. When I realized he's looking
over his shoulder, I'm yelling at drop it, drop it.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
He's not dropping it. He's running out of gas though.
Yeah at this point, maybe a little bit. I don't know,
but I am.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, but this was the marathon, Chuck Nolan, Yeah, and
you were you were catching up to the catching up
to the guy, and I'm thinking, what am I gonna
do once I catch up to the guy?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Tear his head off? Are we gonna have a fistfight?
Does he have a weapon? He got a knife, He's
got a blade.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
A good friend of mine I haven't met yet, Tyler
has got all kinds of blades on his wall Stars swords.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
This guy might be might be well armed. And I
have a lot of crap in my place. Is it
worth it? I'm just gonna swear at him letting me go?
I stopped. You gotta get that guy.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Am I the a hole for not going after the
guy and getting into some kind of a physical crofile?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I don't know if a hole is the right word.
Maybe p I don't know that you have any leg
to stand on and calling him? What are you gonna
hop on a scooter?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
You would have gone full Jason stathemons back in those days.
I was able to run as well. Okay, I would
have gone after the guy, knife in hand, one of
my one of my military survival knives.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
You would have grabbed a knife.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah. After the pictures are running like a t one thousand?
Why am I laughing so hard? That is funny? Laughing everybody,
all right, So we'll just to set the record straight.
I should have gone after the guy and and taking

(41:45):
my stuff back physically.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
It's what you're saying. What's yours?

Speaker 7 (41:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Right, yes, no, don't be a here. But things could
have happened. Things could have happened. He got slashed across
the abdomen. Come on, what if the sky fell tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
You gotta you gotta exactly, you gotta act like I
could have been slashed across the abdomen.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
What about that? Just the abdomen, not the neck or
anything else.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (42:07):
Because he's running up behind him, maybe the guy's waving
the knife.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
He could just he strikes behind him, slashes the abdomen
as I'm running towards him. Did you see a weapon
in his hand? Oh it was dark, it was nighttime.
We're going through alleys. You can't do precision stabbings while
on the run.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Boston's Classic Rock one hundred points sep at w ZX
Chuck Nolan Morning Show with Daniel Murr and Tyler. I
am the subject of am I the A hole?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
After I was?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
I was gonna say violated, but I don't want to
set that next to the title of the actual feature.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's another hairy situation. I was robbed. I got robbed
back when I first started here.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
So I went to my place. The guy was still
in there, jumps out the window. I take off after him.
We chased for a while, and I'm like, what am
I doing?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
What am I gonna? Is in a movie? This is
real life here?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Denzel?

Speaker 4 (43:01):
All right, you were very close to catching the guy.
I was close to catching him. You had victory in
your hands.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
And then what I get up to? Bailed? Bailed? Yeah,
but what am I supposed to do? Nothing? You can't
be the hero in this situation. You snatched defeat from
the jaws of victory. You had the guy.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I love how how movie like you are, Like, you're
gonna chase this guy down. You're gonna do like karate
chops on the line. I'm imagining like a Tom Cruise movie, right,
like massive action. You're running down the street, right, this
guy's looking back, running out of breath.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
You're like, you get he's in your sight. You got
him right there, and.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
You walk towards him slowly, arms out. Yeah, yes, he's cowries.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Please don't don't hit me.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Don't hurt me, sir, could have taken this guy out,
could have got your stuff back and your manhood at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Wow, you not a man? Are you gonna let this slide?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Chuck?

Speaker 9 (44:02):
Now it's your time, this is rech We settle this
right now or after the show, maybe we could do
no need to get I'm gonna be am behind the
gym after the show.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
We're older now, we're peaceful guys. But back then, but
back then different. So the question is am I the
a hole for just stopping? Let the guy go?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
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Speaker 1 (44:29):
Mark. What do you think? Mark?

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Chuck?

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Yeah, I have to I have to agree with dang l.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Don't be the hero.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
It's right, it could be you never know, you could.

Speaker 17 (44:40):
There's no little Chucks around anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You never know see see big the big reason why
all of us? What did they take from you? What
are those Tom Brady three million dollar watches?

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Jacoby company?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Gee?

Speaker 17 (44:57):
You really wish you that?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Honest to god, it was a watch. I just had
some crappy old watch. It was like a VCR and
just my place was just you know, everything was thrown
all over the place.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I didn't have anything. It rifled through it hoping to
find a stash of cash.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I just started working here there basically paying me with
a stipender burger king.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I didn't have anything. They still are you did the
right thing. You did the right thing, all right, they
did the right thing.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
And missus Nolan would agree to thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
What did Kelly say? Thank you? Mark? She said, oh
my god, you're my hero. No, I can't believe you
chased him that far. I'm going to text her right now.
That's not necessary. We need confirmation.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
That's not necessary. Her response, that's what actually happened. But
you seriously think that you would like tackle this guy. Look,
I told you the story before about what happened when
I was a little kid, same situation.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
We came home.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
That wasn't you though, that was I took. I take,
you're kidding me. I take his guidance in life. You've
got I would have done it.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
He chased the guy into the basement, out the window
with a butcher's knife and almost chopped this guy's foot off.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
And he was going to how old are you at
the time. I'm only like.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Five, all right, you're five years old. You think he
almost chopped the guy's foot off. What actually happened?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Call my old man a liar. We're saying that your
recollection might be a little off and it might be
a skew. No, I am not I am not exaggerating
the story.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
This came. This story was told m a million times
over the years. There was a guy in the basement.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
He ran down with the knife.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
He was chasing the guy. The guy jumped up into
the basement window and got out just in the nick
of time. My father took was ready to take a
swing with the knife, and his foot went. The dude gone.
The story got bigger and bigger every time it was told.
The guy was in a prison jumpsuit. He was carrying
he was carrying a severed head.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Said doc on the back, wanted for murder Kevin from Norway.
What do you think, Keaven?

Speaker 17 (47:01):
I think I think he did the right thing, Ken,
because because now the guy you know, if the guy
wanted to say, you did catch him and he did
do something. Now the guy and he knows where you live,
if he wants to come back and settle a score.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Great point.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
Actually, see, that's the reason why you should have done
something because he knows you're a wimp.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
He's like, oh, I got this guy wants I'll get
him again next time. What if he's taking care of business,
he would know never to. He probably would have stayed
away from the entire neighborhood. Now that crazy Chuck was there.
You know, it's like it's like the movie The Warriors.
He's got his game.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Warriors come out and.

Speaker 10 (47:45):
You could have been the guy that saved the whole neighborhood.
That's exactly saved the whole neighborhood. Bright and could have
been Batman.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
This could have been a Ben Affleck movie with Slain
in it. Yes, get that guy on the phone. He
would have taken care of the Slaine would have done up. George,
good morning. All right, this this will be the deciding
factor right here. It's up to you, Chris. What do
you think?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
What's going on? Guys, Chris Concrete inspector.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh hello, any hot loads today? Hey, guys, I'm in
the middle of one right now. Nice.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
I think you did the right thing. I was saying,
I don't if this guy didn't give a care in
the world about breaking into your part, and I think
what he would have did to you if you did
catch him or could have did to you. I'm not
saying you couldn't have beat this dude down, all right?
It was Is it worth the you know, the risk
of you know, the whole girlfriend, the family, you getting involved.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Never, I never would have done the morning show right,
never happened, would have my god, See, you're absolutely right. Plus, guys,
I am I am a radio personality. This is a
professional thief, this is a criminal. Probably has a long
as they say in the business rap sheet, Yes, as
long as his arm. All right, it could have been

(48:56):
assault and battery. Who knows, But you're Chuck Nolan from
the mean streets of Worcester. I did have a really
good mullet at the time.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I would have been afraid of that along that awesome.
Your thirty seconds of fame is the talk back away.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Leave us some message with the talkback feature on the
Free I heard radio app Yes, drunk dials qualified.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Then make w C election number one pre set.

Speaker 13 (49:18):
It's a checked on the morning show on Boston's Classic Rock.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
All right, am Ida hole toay?

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Really?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Is am I d a hole? Awesome?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Years ago I was living in Brighton on comm AV.
My girlfriend now my wife dropped me off. Go in
the apartment. Someone's in there in the process of robbing
my apartment. They take off, go through the window. I
chase after them, chase them for a while. I'd stop
the chase because I don't know what's gonna happen if
I catch this guy.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
You thought you were gonna catch them, You were right there.
I did feel like I was gonna catch it. You
fumbled at the five yard line. But then I thought
I was gonna hear like gunshots or something like that.
You just don't know.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
Well, I've received some very important information regarding this story
that has not yet been revealed.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Information.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
Yes, because I did put out the bat signal for
missus Nolan to text me, and she came through.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
You ever read this to me yet? I don't like
that they have each other's phone numbers. By the way,
this is stopping to bother me.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Now here's jealous fish. You won't accept your Facebook friend requests.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
The woman never contacts me. All of a sudden, you guys.

Speaker 9 (50:13):
Are, Yeah, we're going to go to the elevators. It's
gonna be amazing. Anyway, Chuck left out the look that
the guy gave him. The guy slowed down and turned
to him, and Chuck said it was the look he
gave him that made him stop the chase.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Chuck did the right thing. I do remember the look
he was, the look he turned around because I was
catching up to him. He turned around and as he's
half running now, he's like looking at me. He just
he looked into my soul. I saw the eyes of
the devil right there. I saw someone who just had
no no respect for life or authority. Nothing would stop you.

(50:46):
Sure he was a real Jeffrey Dahmer. He's probably you know, well, No,
he was a serial robber for all. Yeah, we got
some talkbacks, all right, suck, I gotta get you kudos
for running after the guy, but you gotta finish the job.

Speaker 17 (51:00):
Hell, I would have taken.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Him out, you know, took him down, and then you know,
asked him why I would have.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I would have beated the guy, you know, you.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Know, choke hold or whatever, and then called the cops
and then pressed charges on the guy, you know, unless
he was destitute and needed the money or whatever. Okay,
then I would have let him go.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I need the story, You need the story. What is
moston to excuse me? Sir, why are you robbing me?

Speaker 9 (51:28):
I all act like if they weren't caught in like
if they ever were caught in the middle of a
gas station convenience store robbery, that they wouldn't pee their
pants immediately.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Right stop, he's talking like their big TV theme music
in the background going on.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Here, Benny Hill, who's this?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
This is Doug doug Ay?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
What do you think, Doug?

Speaker 8 (51:54):
I look at him from two different viewpoints. I understand
him giving up, not knowing what might happen. But now
you've got to live with the doubt of what might
happen the next time, you know, self, doubt about how
you would handle issue, you could handle it. You know,
it's uh just something to think about, you know.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I think after that situation, I'm shocked I even left
the apartment after that.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
You know, I could have just I could have just
shut myself away from the world exists. You don't know
what that, tyler. You don't know what that's like. No,
but my father did, and I watched him handle like
a man at the age of five.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
At the time.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
How many memories do you have when you're five. I
have a very vivid one of my old man taking
care of business.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I actually have a lot of photographic memories.

Speaker 10 (52:40):
I just asked you what we did on the year
ten minutes ago. You said, I don't. I can't recall my.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Short term memories. Crap mailings, ago mailing from Needham. What
do you think?

Speaker 8 (52:50):
I think you should have just because you know what,
you might have saved somebody else.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I'm hot it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (52:59):
Maybe if you're pumble gave him a good beating.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Right house whipping, maybe you.

Speaker 17 (53:02):
Would stop doing it.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
And I don't think he's come back to be honest.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
With you, all right as ro shaming. He's sick in.

Speaker 10 (53:10):
He could have been you could have been You could
have been the vigiland you could have been the batman
of the neighborhood. Who knows how many people got robbed
after They probably figured, hey, I got away with it once,
let's do it again.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
So I'm responsible for this crime wave going through Brighton.
It's all your fault.

Speaker 9 (53:23):
Yes, I got a guy coming in and take your
measurements for your black final suit and cape.