Florida Man makes a guitar from his dead uncle's bones

He calls it the "Skelecaster"

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio for us to chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do that daily.
In this it's called WTF. That stands for what the
Florid h And we go first, Brittany to a Florida

(00:24):
man guilty? I don't know, Actually I don't think he's guilty. Probably,
I mean he's guilty of being metal af How about
that he's a Florida musician, Brittany, he built a guitar
from his dead uncle skeleton to honor his legacy. Ryan,
this is weird, I mean very weird. Yeah, I think

(00:47):
you pronounced cool as hell wrong. I think you pronounce
murderer wrong. Well, he didn't murder his uncle, Philip. Phillip
died in a motorcycle wreck. And that's what he wants
you to see. And so, Prince Midnight is this musician name,
because of course it is right? Who else would be?
You know, what else would your name be when you
have a skeleton guitar, which, by the way, he calls

(01:07):
the skelecaster instead of the telecaster. It's a skelet caster,
all of it. Yeah. Well, his uncle Philip died in
a motorcycle wreck, and then his skeleton went to this
medical school for you know, to teach kids about anatomy
and whatnot. Then the school was done with it, and
they're like, well, we got to do something with it.

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So they contacted the relatives and Prince Midnight's like, yeah,
I'll take uncle Phil's skeleton, and he did, and he
made a guitar out of it. Right, you don't want
to know what he's using as a pick anyway. We
go next to a Florida woman. Her last name is Fail,

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and boy did she ever. She's accused of smashing cars
and leaving a non verbal child all by himself. All right,
way to get I was like, you know, on the
fence about the smashing car, right, there might be good
reason for smashing several cars, right, will you leave a
child unattended? Now? A twenty one year old Florida woman

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with the last name of Fail is facing multiple felony charges.
See she smashed several vehicles with a baseball bat, She
hit her boyfriend with the said bat, and left a
nonverbal child alone in a parked car. Great. This happened
early yesterday morning. Jail records show that uh Anthonysha Anthonysha

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Fail is her name, and she was arrested facing three
counts now a felony criminal mischief. All those are one
thousand dollars or more all the damage that she did,
plus one count of child neglect without great bodily harm
plus aggravated battery resisting an officer because of all that,
you know. Anyway, according to this, just before five am,
Antonisia Fail she went to the relatives of her boyfriend's

(02:57):
house and that's when she started smashing the cars with
a baseball bat. Don't bring those problems over here. Yeah.
He came outside because he didn't like that either. He's like, hey,
these are my family's cars. What are you doing? And
then she hit him with the bat. Cop showed up.
That's when they realized that here it is four forty
seven in the morning and there's a nonverbal child in
a car while the mom presumably is beating the hell

(03:17):
out of vehicles with a bat. That's so early to
be up and you know, causing havocs. Right, you're lay
your man. Yeah, I think she was up all night
steering about this, you know. Possibly four was all came down,
came crashing down. Good is sleep on it? That's it? No,

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we go next, Brittany to Punta Gorda, Florida. Making this
bear a what a local, acting local? That's right. A
black bear broke into a backyard and then had himself
a pool day. Brittany. Oh that's nice. Yeah, relaxing, just

(03:58):
hanging out backyard, living its best life. This is teddy
bear in your pool, right, live teddy bear. The bear
went into the hot tub, took a little soak in
that thing, and then started taking the cushions off the
patio furniture and made himself a little bed and laid
down for a six hour nap. Nice right there on

(04:18):
the lunai, just sleeping for six hours. Just that's that's
a sleep. That ain't even a nap. That bear was sleeping.
He wasn't looking for any trouble, according to a neighbor,
but they did need to have, you know, wildlife professionals
come and wrangle him out of there. Man, My problem
is that I'd try to like sunbathe next to the bear.
I'd want to be his friend. I go swimming with him,

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you know what I mean, Like I jump in a
cannon ball you know bear? What's that Berry? Yeah, I
name him Berry. You know, not great with bear names,
but yeah, you don't ever let me see a bear,
right because I will pet it. I know they look it.
They really do look huggable and peedable and hill their

(05:00):
claws and teeth coming to play, you know. Then they're
really not. But still, oh that was a lot of fun.
I want a bear me too. Do you think they
have any close society? You know what? This is what
I want. I want a teacup bear, you know, like
a bear like you know, it just doesn't get any
bigger than like like ten pounds, you know what I mean.
That'll be the maximum. That'll be great. Anyway, We'll do

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this again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty.
So will that bear going for a little swim? Listen
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The Freak Show, WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show,
w TF the podcast. And I tell you what, Brittany,
this black bear was having a good time in that
pool until they chased them off. Now he's a grizzly bear.