WTF: a NAKED Florida Man on a beach surrounded by beer cans

Now while being nude on a beach might SOUND like a lovely day, it's best NOT to be done with families at the beach

Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time on iHeartRadio where we are going to chase
down Florida man and or Florida woman follow.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
All of their exploits, which we do every single day.
In this it's called.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
WTF that stands for what the Floor It?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And we go first to a Florida man. Brittany. Yeah,
somebody please get him.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
He was naked on a beach that was crowded, families, kids.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
People everywhere.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
He had beer and women's underwear with him. For some reason,
weird weirdo got arrested right here in the Great State
of Florida. He was taking to jail exposing himself at
a public beach. According to the authorities, his name is
Martin Lebouf.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
He's sixty.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nobody wants to see EW, but extra you, extra you
at this point. And then when you see this guy
in his mugshot and his body shape and size, it's
going to be a triple U.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
You could be someone's grandpa, Yeah, someone's people. You give
him a triple EW because that's also the number of
exes that are on his T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Three.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
According to this the naked man was sitting between two umbrellas.
He had multiple beer cans next to him, and he
also had a pair of women's underwear, although there were
no women with him. No, of course, there's no women
with it. Did you have to write that that there
was no women with him? The man is sixty years old,
he's larger, in charge, and he's naked on a beach
with a bunch of beer cans around him.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Did you have to say that he is that had
no women with him? Check his place of residence.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I mean, he's got women there, but they're not with
him there. There is under the house. You better check
cross space anyway. Yeah, naked guy arrested on the beach.
We go next to a little bit of restaurant rage. Brittany,

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a Florida woman, an employee at Denny's. She was arrested
for attacking a coworker with a knife. Well, my gosh, yeah,
that they do, and it's not just in their hamburgers.
According to this there was a heated exchange between two
employees at a Denny's and that erupted into a violent altercation,

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resulting in the arrest of one worker who threatened a coworker.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
With a knife.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes, witnesses said that the argument between these two Dennis
employees with the suspect in the crime, later identified as
Dominique Knight Lewis, thirty one, of Tamarack, and a female
coworker she was the victim. Witnesses told deputies that the
confrontation began as a verbal dispute, but that's when Dominique
made some remarks about the victim's children and her boyfriend. Yeah,

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the victim responded with vanity, and Dominique retrieved a butcher
knife from the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm gonna cut you to the white meet. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Right now, well, anyway, they recovered the knife from the scene.
The whole incident was captured on surveillance footage. Because you know,
it's Denny's.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I just don't like that it came to this point,
you know, right.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
This is a you know, a woman on woman crime.
This is Denny's on Denny's crime. I'm never gonna get
my moons over my HEMMI, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
What I'm saying. Ever now, oh forget it, go to
waffle house for that. Ah.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
We go lastly to a Florida man. He's accused of
duy And here is what led the authorities to believe
that he was driving while intoxicated. Brittany, what was that
he fell asleep and the Taco Bell drive through.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
And then he woke up and he hit a parked car.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
So just being at the Taco Bell drive through?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
What time was it? Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Probably you know, late night? Yeah, late night, early morning,
whatever you want to call it. Right, falling asleep in
the Taco Bell drive through, your lawyer can't fight that.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He can't win she or he cannot win that.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
First of all, if it's late night and you're even
in the Taco Bell drive through, chances are you're already drunk, right,
They're already They should Honestly, if if the cops want
to get like a bunch of duy people, like, they
literally should just post up at the bottom end of
the driveway of a Taco Bell and just everybody that
pulls out just woop woo, everybody gets pulled over. I

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gotta imagine Taco Bell is like got an agreement, Like, look, right,
once in a while, you can stop by every once
in a while.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You cannot be here every now, We're not gonna have
any business.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Stop rousing our customers. You get once a quarter. Yeah, Well,
according to this this guy, fell asleep in the drive
through Tago Tago Bell and uh then he woke up
and he crashed into a parked car. That's a pretty
good indication that you've been doing some boozing.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh May.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, the guy's name was James Powell, and James Powell
had a very hard time indeed.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So he got arrested. But there it is. That was
a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah it was. But
he never got his tacos right exactly. That's a shame.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
That is a crying shame, a crime, or it's actually
he's probably better off. But we'll do this again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
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asked for it by name, and this guy was just
hanging out. Well, the good news is Brittany at least
his chilopo was in his pants.