WTF: Florida Man charged with having relations with a pool float

He's a pool float pervert!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time on iHeartRadio for us to chase down Florida
man and.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Or Florida woman follow all their exploits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We do it every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands for what the Florid dude? And we
go first to a Florida woman. She's also a deputy
and she resigned from her job because she was arrested
for driving a motorcycle with a fake tag that says

(00:35):
chase me on it.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Girl, Yeah, what's going on? What is going on? What
is it? None of this the math is not mathen
No girl man right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
She she was arrested and she was driving this motorcycle
croch Rocket. She has an if she had a fake tag.
This happened the other night now according to this Erica
Muzzy is her name.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
She was Eric.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
She was stopped on I four near Deltona and this
is about eleven pm. She was riding a Craws Rocket
with a tag that was flipped up, not visible, and
deputy said the tag was fake. When they flipped it down,
it says chase me.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But the E in me is the number three. But
it's not even a real tag.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, she was off duty at the time, but she
was involved in an earlier incident that deputy's got to
call about. They spotted her motorcycle, they pulled her over,
according to this, while she was being detained they I
guess that's when she said that you know, she's a deputy,
and they're like, yeah, but you still can't be riding

(01:43):
around with fake tags that say chase me. And you
also can't be, you know, involved in incidents where people
are reporting you for reckless driving on your.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Motorcycle and all this other stuff. It was a fake tag.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm just like, she got in the industry to fight crying, right,
and she's doing crimes, doing crime. Apparently she was involved
in a race earlier that night as well. Yeah, so
she's motorcycle racing. She was also doing some stunt riding
in public. That's what led to the people calling the
cops in the first place.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
She was doing some stunt riding on public roads. Yeah,
there you go. She's single. Guys, you know, we get her.
Did you do it too bad? Together? You can't. This
is not the industry for you. Right. We go next

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to a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
He's already made headlines two other times, Brittany, you might
remember this guy. He made headlines and was arrested for
climbing on top of a pole. And then he did
it again on top of an ambulance this time. And
he is back at it again, climbing up.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
On top of stuff. What did you climb this time?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, he climbed a traffic light in two thousand twenty one,
climbed on top of an ambulance in Miramar in twenty
twenty three, and once again climbing up on something that
he shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
His name is Todd Booth.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And he climbed onto a pedestrian signal on State Road
seven and in Miramar, So apparently.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
He climbed up you know those those pedestrian signals.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's not quite as high as like a traffic pole
or anything, you know, but it is their positioned above
like a crosswalk so that people know that people are walking.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes, yeah, he climbed up on top of one of those.
Or what what are you doing up there?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
What are you doing up there? Why do you like
to climb on top of things? What's going on with you?
What are you running from?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And it's not like they're very tall things that it
is impressive. I mean, that isn't a stoplight because whoa yeah,
but you already did that, Todd.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
What are you doing? What's the matter Todd? Anyway, he's
thirty three years old. Great, yeah, a lot more time
on this Earth's just crime stuff now. They apparently he
had to coax him for a while to finally get
him down. He finally came down on his own, which
was better than their alternative.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
They were just gonna taste them and let them fall.
But you know that would have been better.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That would have been a lot better, would have been
a better video. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
We go lastly to a Florida man. Oh he is
a pool float pervert, Brittany.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
He admitted to gratifying himself with a pool float.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, yeah, no, that's right.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
There is nothing gratifying about a pool blow ye keeping
you afloat, that's it.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's the only thing gratifying is like I'm having a
great day at the pool of the beach, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's the only gratification that you should feel from a
pool float, sir. But according to Florida prosecutors, Christopher Munning
is forty one years old, and he's been charged with
theft and burglary charges. He's got all kinds of stuff
going on. But according to this his conviction is very strange.
It does carry some prison terms, and let's just hope

(05:02):
that he goes down for the count, you know what
I mean. Apparently this man has a mental disorder. They
say it's attributed to probable substance abuse and addiction.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm not buying it. Right.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, he's gonna do two years of what they call
community control, which is a very intensive form of probation.
It's kind of like house arrest really is what it is.
That is going to be placed in a standard probation
for eight more years after that.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So that just means he's going to be in prison.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
But he's also as as a fine of eight hundred
and forty dollars and he has to spend eight months
in a county jail before being released to this home thing.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's just not enough, you know, it's not enough. Yeah,
not enough.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
And he's one hundred and forty dollars for exposing someone, right,
that's cheap.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, that's cheap. Right now.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
They found him, you know, he had been making sweet
love to these pool floats and they found him. One
apparently was a pool float that looked like a piece
of bait him.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And that's the one that he was really into. It matter,
it didn't matter what the pool float looked like. He right,
what shape it was in, right, it was gonna happen,
no matter what exactly. It could have been one of
those alligator pool floats. He doesn't care. It doesn't matter.
It's not about that.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, But that was a lot of fun. It was
for Christopher. He had a great time with the pool float,
with the bacon. The bacon pool float.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yikes.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty and
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the podcast, and old Christopher here, Brittany.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
He was just making bacon, is what he was doing.
You will be