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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It is that time right now on iHeartRadio where we
do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman, get.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Up, follow their exploits.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We do it daily in this It's called WTF and
that stands for what the Florid h And we go first,
Brittany to a Florida man. Yeah, he's got prior felonies.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, that's important to note, right, Yeah, right, yeah, I
got felonies. So a prior felonies.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, he was hiding some swords, and you're not allowed
to do that when you have prior felonies. I don't
know what it is about Florida man and swords, Brittany,
I don't get it. They love the swords over here
in Florida, though, love the sword play.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I mean it, it's those medieval shows. They're influencing all
the boys here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
A buddy of mine had to take an unfortunate visit
to the er. He had like this pain in his side,
you know, So, like a good friend, I went with
him and while he was visiting the dock, I was
sitting there in the lobby, you know, in the waiting
room or whatever, and there was a trio there. It
was two gentlemen and a woman, and the gentlemen were giggling,
you know, laughing, right, and the woman was looking very unimpressed.
(01:14):
So I knew there was a story behind what was
going on there because also what was going on at
the same time, asides from these two yolkels laughing it
up and this woman looking very unimpressed by the whole scene,
one of them had like a makeshift bandage which looked
like paper towels and maybe some sort of a rag,
and like I think there was like duct tape involved,
you know, and he had it over his thumb, which
(01:35):
also you could tell was profusely bleeding everywhere, right, And
so I knew there was a story. And so you know,
I have nothing to do, you know, and these guys
are laughing about room. I go, hey, what happened to
your thumb? And he goes, oh, well, we were having
a sword fight in the apartment. I said, say no more, pham.
You know, I got they were playing with swords in
(01:58):
the apartment, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Real sort those are real swings, And I don't sue.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, in an apartment, it's a very limited, confined space.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know, try roller skating in your apartment seat.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's only a matter of ton. Yeah, Brittany knows right,
she damaged her cocsicks.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That way, to be fair, was during COVID times. I
was bored exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, this Florida man, he had swords concealed in his shop.
Not allowed to have those when you're a felon. But
you know, deputies arrived, they identified the man. His name
is Joshua Voiles, and while no weapon was found on
him directly, they did find four swords that were wrapped
up in a sweatshirt that were inside of his shop.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So he admitted that the swords were his. He got
arrested like an idiot. Yeah, that's a dumb reason to
go to jail, not for him. So's this one.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A Florida man was firing a rifle that he was
doing like a little target practice, uh huh at his
apartment building, and because he was watching he was watching
a military movie and he was all amped up.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, he's go take my gun. Yeah, wos son? Is
this who that? Come pick up your son? Come pick
up your son. He cannot be left alone, right, he
can't be unadulted.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Christopher Gaffney was firing a rifle outside of the skyline
apartments in Claremont.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Children were nearby.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
He told officers he was watching a military movie and
decided he wanted to practice some target shooting. He made
a makeshift target out of a tree, and he fired
several shots. He missed by the way several times. Nobody
was injured, thankfully. But you can't do that while you're
just at some apartment complex, just firing off a resident.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's thirty years old. He's thirty. That makes it worse.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
This isn't like some seventeen year old. Oh, Jeffrey, No, sorry.
How can you sign a lease and make decisions like this?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
How do people give you money? You know what I mean? Like,
how do you even have money to rent.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
An apartment at this point at this place, let alone
money for guns. We go lastly to a Florida man.
He was dressed as a clown and already dressed as
a clown.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And he got into a scuffle with police. No, please,
don't always at kids birthday party.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I hope so, But can you imagine driving by that scene?
You're like you just watched, like you see a cop
like fighting with a clown, And I think and I
imagine the old school classic clown, you know, with the red,
big red.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nose, aramo wig and the white makeup.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, right, exactly, rainbow outfit, onesie. He had a bucket
like full of confetti. He thought it You thought it
was water in there. He's swirling it around. Oh no,
it's just confetti. You're fine, yay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I love confetti. Right. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, according to this, bodycam video showed the suspect and
officers getting into a fight as they tried to remove
him from a property. According to this, nobody wanted this
clown there. Nobody ordered this clown. Uh. They placed him
in handcuffs. They searched his pockets. It turned up a weapon.
And according to this, the officer said, you look like
a clown, and he, the officer, or the clown, said
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I am a clown.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Stupid, That fair, that's fair. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The clown had a bag on him, Brittany, and inside
inside the bag it seemed endless. It was just all
these uh you know, bandanas that were coming out. There's
just one after the other.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Why would you be drawing so much attention to yourself
while having a bag on you. I had a dressed
like a clown. He was dressed like a clown. He
had a bag on him.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The bag had a box full of clown noses, more
clown clothing, and he also had a pack of cigarettes
in there, you know, because in between gigs he's having
a cool smoke.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh my god, you have any drugs on him?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I had a bag, was like, you know, a bag of.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well no, no, no, no, no, no no. He had like
a just a bag like a backpack, you know what
I mean. Not that kind of bag. No, no, this
is all natural clowning for him, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Nothing extra noses, box of extra noses, a whole box
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You never know what you're gonna lose it nose. Brittany
can't have that in the clown world. It ruins the illusion.
I love this clown, same clown breath, this clown, this
clown only this one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh that was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, we'll do it again every morning at seven thirty
and nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
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and Brittany Ye asked if he had any drugs on him,
on him, no, in him, Yes,