April 18, 2025 • 6 mins
With a last name like Cocaine, you KNOW he's gonna be trouble!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is that time here on iHeartRadio where we are
going to chase.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Down Florida man, Florida woman, follow all their exploits.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
that stands for what the floor and we go first
to a Florida man. So, just so you know, Tesla,
much like other car manufacturers and dealers, they do have
(00:32):
a policy that will allow customers to take a thirty
minute test drive in the vehicle, which is enough to
get a feel, you know, reasonably, and see if maybe
you want to buy that, or maybe even find someplace
to go some ludicrous speed if you want to whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A Florida man. He is fifty one year old.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Dexter Smythen he went to a Tesla store in Tampa
and that is when he requested the full bore Cyberbeast
version of the Tesla cyber truck, signed an agreement, gave
over his driver's license to retain. Obviously, now according to this,
he took off with the truck, did not come back
(01:11):
within thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Brittany, what in take forty five?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, no, not forty five minutes either. Dexter was gone
for five days.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh that truck tug. Well, I mean thirty minutes at
a time for five days straight. That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, I just listened five days, but I only
drove it six minutes a deck. It's thirty minutes to total.
A Tesla employee videotaped him with the cyber truck and
they had to repossess the vehicle when he was going
inside the store. He was not apprehended after being stranded
at the home depot's where they found the truck. By
the way, he was at a home depot. He had
to go to the store the next day to reclaim
(01:48):
his belongings that he had left inside the truck. Unbelievable.
He could not afford the ninety nine thousand dollars price tag.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On this thing. Just a little bit shorts, a little bit.
He's a ninety nine thousand dollars short.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So that'll do it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That'll get her done, But it won't get you that
cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No. We go next to an ashtray theft, which led
to a machete fight.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's right, Oh my, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
A machete fight leads me to believe that each combatant
had a machete. You know what I'm saying. That there's
too many machetes in Florida. Agreed there was a dispute
over an ash tray, and I'm glad to see it
wasn't over something stupid. When a forty two year old
man broke into a town home courtyard and fought the homeowner,
who was armed with a machete. According to this the
(02:38):
homeowner had the machete the.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sheriff's department save.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The confrontation happened at one fifty pm.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
On Tuesday afternoon. This is day drinking behavior. Going out
on a Tuesday, the victim.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Noticed a man who was later identified as David Alejandro Guevara. David,
he was inside it an enclosed patio area of his home.
So the victim's like, hey, this guy's like in his
back patio standing there holding his ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
He's like, that's my ashtray. This is my porch, this
is my home.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The victim walked back inside he sense Gevara was following him.
The owner armed himself with a machete and confronted mister Gaevarda. Now,
according to the arrest report, David he rushed the victim
and tried to wrestle the machete away. They struggled and
fell to the ground. The victim eventually was able to
(03:33):
carry Gayvara outside the gated fence area, but that's when
the fight continued. The victim got a cut on his face.
Mister Guivara fled the scene on foot. He was later
arrested by police for the guy just broke into his
back patio trying to steal his ashtrak exactly right, and
then Gaevara said that the victim was quote being dramatic.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, he's just being dramatic. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I rushed him, I punched him, I cut him. I
tried to stealing his ashtray. I was on his back
porch at his house. He's being traumatic.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
What a gas lighter? My god boy, what a baby
this guy is? Am I right, guys, what a real
knob job. You know what I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We go lastly to a knife wielding Florida man. He
was arrested for attacking subway employees because he said, quote
they had bad attitudes. You leave those crab sandwich makers alone. Right.
The best part, Brittany, what this man's name is? Edward Cocaine.
(04:38):
Edward Cocaine.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He was destined for this kind of lifestyle. You know absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A Florida man with a last name Cocaine was arrested
for threatening employees at a subway at knife point.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He said that they had bad attitudes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Forty five year old Edward Cocaine was arrested after he
flipped out at this subway. Uh, mister Caine sparked an
argument with the employees over what he believed was poor
customer service. There, bad attitudes, he said, now that ask
that escalated very very quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He jumped over the counter, he pushed one of the employees,
and that's when he pulled out a knife.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The knife wielding customer.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Mister Cocaine was eventually talked down by his friend and
they both left the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
He has a friend.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, guys like man, I just wanted a turkey sandwich
here man, right, come on, bront even, I don't even
need it toasted, dude, chicken breast is a half off today.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, I wanted a chicken bacon ranch. He was interviewed
by police.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Mister Cocaine was able to confirm, uh that, yes, that
was me that in that security footage that's right there
that you're showing me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That is me.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That is my footlong cookie as well. And then he
said I crossed the line when he pulled out the knife,
is what he said. Really, it started when you when
you pulled out the knife. That's where you crossed the line.
Not jumping over the counter and pushing an employee that didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That wasn't crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
First apparently right, No, you had to go a little further.
I forgot he is a Florida man. Well, there it is.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
By the way, they say that his memory of the
situation quote is a bit off. Well, his last name
is Cocaine.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm thinking that you're gonna start there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Let's go there first. Well, that was a lot of fun. Yeah,
it was so much so that we'll do it again
every morning at seven thirty nine thirty. Remember to listen
to this in podcast form. There are over three hundred episodes.
They are free on the iHeartRadio app. Get that app,
Look forward The Freak Show, WTF the podcast that is
the Freak Show, w TF the podcast. I gotta tell
(06:42):
you they should have known right away. Well, the last
name like cocaine. You know this guy's going to be trouble.
It is that time here on iHeartRadio where we are
going to chase.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Down Florida man, Florida woman, follow all their exploits.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
that stands for what the floor and we go first
to a Florida man. So, just so you know, Tesla,
much like other car manufacturers and dealers, they do have
(00:32):
a policy that will allow customers to take a thirty
minute test drive in the vehicle, which is enough to
get a feel, you know, reasonably, and see if maybe
you want to buy that, or maybe even find someplace
to go some ludicrous speed if you want to whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
A Florida man. He is fifty one year old.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Dexter Smythen he went to a Tesla store in Tampa
and that is when he requested the full bore Cyberbeast
version of the Tesla cyber truck, signed an agreement, gave
over his driver's license to retain. Obviously, now according to this,
he took off with the truck, did not come back
(01:11):
within thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Brittany, what in take forty five?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, no, not forty five minutes either. Dexter was gone
for five days.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh that truck tug. Well, I mean thirty minutes at
a time for five days straight. That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know, I just listened five days, but I only
drove it six minutes a deck. It's thirty minutes to total.
A Tesla employee videotaped him with the cyber truck and
they had to repossess the vehicle when he was going
inside the store. He was not apprehended after being stranded
at the home depot's where they found the truck. By
the way, he was at a home depot. He had
to go to the store the next day to reclaim
(01:48):
his belongings that he had left inside the truck. Unbelievable.
He could not afford the ninety nine thousand dollars price tag.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On this thing. Just a little bit shorts, a little bit.
He's a ninety nine thousand dollars short.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So that'll do it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That'll get her done, But it won't get you that
cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No. We go next to an ashtray theft, which led
to a machete fight.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's right, Oh my, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
A machete fight leads me to believe that each combatant
had a machete. You know what I'm saying. That there's
too many machetes in Florida. Agreed there was a dispute
over an ash tray, and I'm glad to see it
wasn't over something stupid. When a forty two year old
man broke into a town home courtyard and fought the homeowner,
who was armed with a machete. According to this the
(02:38):
homeowner had the machete the.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sheriff's department save.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The confrontation happened at one fifty pm.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
On Tuesday afternoon. This is day drinking behavior. Going out
on a Tuesday, the victim.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Noticed a man who was later identified as David Alejandro Guevara. David,
he was inside it an enclosed patio area of his home.
So the victim's like, hey, this guy's like in his
back patio standing there holding his ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
He's like, that's my ashtray. This is my porch, this
is my home.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The victim walked back inside he sense Gevara was following him.
The owner armed himself with a machete and confronted mister Gaevarda. Now,
according to the arrest report, David he rushed the victim
and tried to wrestle the machete away. They struggled and
fell to the ground. The victim eventually was able to
(03:33):
carry Gayvara outside the gated fence area, but that's when
the fight continued. The victim got a cut on his face.
Mister Guivara fled the scene on foot. He was later
arrested by police for the guy just broke into his
back patio trying to steal his ashtrak exactly right, and
then Gaevara said that the victim was quote being dramatic.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, he's just being dramatic. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I rushed him, I punched him, I cut him. I
tried to stealing his ashtray. I was on his back
porch at his house. He's being traumatic.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
What a gas lighter? My god boy, what a baby
this guy is? Am I right, guys, what a real
knob job. You know what I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We go lastly to a knife wielding Florida man. He
was arrested for attacking subway employees because he said, quote
they had bad attitudes. You leave those crab sandwich makers alone. Right.
The best part, Brittany, what this man's name is? Edward Cocaine.
(04:38):
Edward Cocaine.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He was destined for this kind of lifestyle. You know absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A Florida man with a last name Cocaine was arrested
for threatening employees at a subway at knife point.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He said that they had bad attitudes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Forty five year old Edward Cocaine was arrested after he
flipped out at this subway. Uh, mister Caine sparked an
argument with the employees over what he believed was poor
customer service. There, bad attitudes, he said, now that ask
that escalated very very quickly.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He jumped over the counter, he pushed one of the employees,
and that's when he pulled out a knife.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
The knife wielding customer.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Mister Cocaine was eventually talked down by his friend and
they both left the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
He has a friend.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, guys like man, I just wanted a turkey sandwich
here man, right, come on, bront even, I don't even
need it toasted, dude, chicken breast is a half off today.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, I wanted a chicken bacon ranch. He was interviewed
by police.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Mister Cocaine was able to confirm, uh that, yes, that
was me that in that security footage that's right there
that you're showing me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That is me.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That is my footlong cookie as well. And then he
said I crossed the line when he pulled out the knife,
is what he said. Really, it started when you when
you pulled out the knife. That's where you crossed the line.
Not jumping over the counter and pushing an employee that didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That wasn't crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
First apparently right, No, you had to go a little further.
I forgot he is a Florida man. Well, there it is.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
By the way, they say that his memory of the
situation quote is a bit off. Well, his last name
is Cocaine.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm thinking that you're gonna start there.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Let's go there first. Well, that was a lot of fun. Yeah,
it was so much so that we'll do it again
every morning at seven thirty nine thirty. Remember to listen
to this in podcast form. There are over three hundred episodes.
They are free on the iHeartRadio app. Get that app,
Look forward The Freak Show, WTF the podcast that is
the Freak Show, w TF the podcast. I gotta tell
(06:42):
you they should have known right away. Well, the last
name like cocaine. You know this guy's going to be trouble.
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