WTF: Florida Man shoots at a couple solar panel salesmen

An old Florida Man took a couple shots at a couple solar panel salesmen

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We
do it every day in this It's called WTF that
stands for what the Floor It New? And we go

(00:22):
first to a Florida man. Uh. Yeah, he was arrested
after he started waving a gun around and shooting at people,
all because of a backyard gambling dispute. A backyard gambling dispute, Greatney,
it is what happened, yeah, far according to this the uh,

(00:46):
the guy's name is Lukinson Judy, forty three years old,
of Coral Springs, and he was arrested on a shooting
of an un of an occupied dwelling. Report show that
there was apparently some sort of an incident occurred when
officers were called to a residence because of this shooting.
And well, the police did their investigation and turned out

(01:08):
that Luckinson over there, who's again forty three years old,
had some sort of gambling dispute going on, so he
just started pulling out a gun and popping off shots
in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Brittany, that'll teach you not to pat everyone down before
you start the gambling.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Right, exactly, that's right. He pulled out the firearms, started
recklessly waving it around, and ultimately fired a shot that
went into a kitchen window.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh he's right, shoot it upward.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No shot inside the house where people were ended up
clipping some ladies. She's okay, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Messed up right.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
She didn't even have anything to do with the gambling.
She was just in the kitchen. She's out there playing
Domino's or rolling dice, clacking a clagging, a clag you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Innocent bystander man, bad move Luckinson.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's some bad lucking sin is what that is. We
go next to a Florida man, arrest him. Yeah, well
he has been arrested. He got arrested behind a Panera
after he stole a bunch of beauty supplies from a publix.
I love it why he has the kind of look

(02:18):
in his face that says, I will randomly steal beauty
supplies from publics. By the way, he took almost two
and tried to take almost two thousand dollars worth of
beauty products from publics.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It doesn't take much to get up there with the
buying it from public, right, Like, who's buying their beauty products?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Are your pain double the pride? Right? You're buying your
fifty dollars lipstick at publics? Are you? Yeah? They've found
this man. His name is Taylor Wesson. He's twenty eight
and according to this it was reported of a retail
theft at the Public's store manager said that Taylor entered
the store, filled a cooler in two reusable bags with shampoo,

(02:56):
hair products, and a bunch of cosmetics and then quickly
exited this or not even trying to pay for anything
at all, just walked right out. The value was two
dollars and eighty eight cents. Yeah, they found him behind
a Panera and that's where they arrested him. They located
him very quickly. He was just basically one plaza over.

(03:18):
What was he doing then? I don't know, you know,
like being a Florida man. You know, question marks so
many right, because Florida man. That's why we go lastly
to Port Charlotte, Florida, making this a what loco acting logo?

(03:41):
A Florida man just to our north. He has been
arrested after deputy say that he shot at two solar
panel salesmen. This happened on Monday. Why so they cot
there like door to door, you know, solar panel salesman
and all they did was ring his doorbell and he's
like yeah, they knocked on the door. They were greeted

(04:02):
by a woman. She was upset they were there and
then told them to leave. As they started leaving, the property,
deputy say that the salesman hurt several gunshots. They turned
around to see a man later identified as seventy two
year old William Williams. Man William Williams.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
They need to sign out front that says beware of
the seventy.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Two year old, watch out for William Williams.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, like no, for real people who will shoot at
people who just at salesman, anybody who approaches their driveway
or door they start. There aren't people who start shootings,
typically old men like this. There needs to be a
sign outside the home that says there is a seventy
a year or older up the year.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's almost like a beware of dog sign, you know
what I mean, Like where you know there's a good
chance you go on to that property you might get bit.
In this case, you know you go onto that property
for any reason, you might get shot by some crazy
seventy two year old named William Williams.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
So if you have a people or an uncle seventies
gay him a sign you know who starts shooting.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's right, it's in the pea past sign section.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And he is a he is a liability.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
A major liability. So especially the more course lights he
starts to drink. You know what I mean. You need
to be protecting the people. Okay, that's right, good Lord,
do your part. Yeah, yeah, you have to. Well, William
Williams has been detained for shooting at two solar panel salesman.
Nobody got hurt, thank god, Oh my goodness, which means

(05:30):
that William is a terrible shot. But that is a
lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And yeah, until William starts shooting.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah till you bull into the driveway of a seventy
two year old man who's got a gun. And by
the way, it's Florida. They all got a gun. Hey,
all right, we'll do it again every morning at seven
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(05:59):
going around trying to sell solar panels. Clearly William works
for Big Electric