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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time on iHeartRadio where we are going to chase
down Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits,
which we do every day. In this it's called WTF
that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
For What the Floor It Now?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And we go first, Brittany to a Florida man. A
City Furniture employee has admitted to stealing and selling over
seventy thousand dollars in stolen couch batteries on eBay.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Couch battery, couch batteries. Right, that's right. What is a
couchea battery for?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean what I assume it's got lights on it,
you know? Or no, it's the like the motorized ones,
you know what I mean? A long time employee of
City for Now, you gotta think about it. This is
the perfect perfect plan, right, you work at City Furniture.
You sell these couches that require the batteries, You steal
the batteries, you sell them on eBay to the sucker
(01:03):
that just bought the couch with the battery. The dismiss him,
or they just send it right back to City Furniture,
and then they get another couch and then eventually your
plan gets uncovered, and that's exactly what happened here, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You see, he thought he was being.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Smart, but he's Matt. Yeah, how'd they catch on instant dumbassery?
That's why, because he's a Florida man and he can't
cover his own tracks. City Furniture at their headquarters in
the distribution center here in Florida, record show that deputy's
encounter day one. Mike call Montilla. He's thirty four years old,
and upon arrival he was detained. There was an internal
investigation that linked him to a pattern of missing high
(01:39):
value batteries used to power reclining couches. According to this
City Furniture became aware of the theft after one of
its vendors discovered that there was a certain brand battery
that their couches, and they found those batteries for sale
on eBay. They trace the serial numbers because they're all tracked.
The vendor determined, yep, it was right from City Furniture's inventory.
(02:00):
They contacted the company and blah blah blah. Turns out
that Michael's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh my god, traced it right back to him.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
City Furniture employee stealing it right from the you know,
right from the stock room or whatever. But yeah, Michael
Montilla allegedly confessed to stealing and selling the batteries on eBay.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well that scams over. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What he would do is he would go into the
warehouse and he would put him in a backpack and
then he would ship him out on eBay as the
orders came in.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So he'd only steal him as he needed him.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But he did about seventy grand worth of battery sales man,
that was a good side of you know what that
tells me. That also tells me that these batteries aren't
worth a dern. I mean, you know, these got these
people buying the couch that needs the battery. They have
it for some time, and then that battery goes bad.
They got to buy a new one on eBay.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's I think it's the way our products are made
now though, you know it's right, well, like it won't
be like that anymore, Brittany, you heard about all those
Arabs coming. Don't you worry about that? We won't be
getting things from China any time soon. I'm gonna have
to open cans with my hand now the worthless crap
that we're buying is gonna cost us one hundred and
four percent more.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's cool. Anyway, We go next to a.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Flirt a man he threw bottles of pea on a
worker after he was denied an interview.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, by the way, no, that's not going to help
you get the job.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You know what I mean, Just so you know, but
that means you brought a bottle of urine with you
and that you had planned on throwing urine at somebody
when they denied you a job interview.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I feel like, you know, you should have started with that, like, hey,
I'm gonna throw this on you. If you don't give
you an interview, you would have gotten an interview.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You would have been Oh you would have gotten a job.
I would have let you want to be CEO of
the company today. Come on in, pal, just leave that
urine outside, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I just feel like the other person was set up
to fail. I think this could have been avoided, really,
is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Together.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
First of all, just give the guy the interview. You
don't have to give him the job.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You know, Hey, thanks a lot, buddy, Oh yeah, you're
real standout appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Here's your bottle of urine. We'll see you later. You
know what I mean, We'll call you. Put it in
a bag.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guy got arrested. He splashed an employee with urine. No,
because he was angry that he hadn't been given a job.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Interview.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
H he sounds very well balanced and everything. I don't
know why they didn't give hi an interview. He's fifty
one years old. His name is John Connaughton, and he's
accused of throwing a bottle of pe inside doors molding
and more, which is like a you know, door and
molding kind of place and more as it turns out,
and he hit one employee with this urine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Brittany No. Yeah. According to this, he filled.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Multiple bottles of p and then he splashed the contents
into the building as well.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All because they wouldn't give a job. I would hope
that if there was a bystander that was packing, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Time to on his way out. He said, you know what,
you're not going to hire me for the job, but
can I use he was a reference. We go lastly
to a Florida man who was arrested after a violent
outburst over a lemonade stand refill and a kid's lemonade.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Stand place for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Lemonade because it was all over a free refill.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
He assaulted somebody over this, oh my, a children's lemonade
he'd stand.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
According to the police, forty five year old Stephen Cosamo,
he was walking through a neighborhood and that's when he
happened upon a lemonade stand which was operated by, you know,
little children.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
There was one adult that was there, you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Know, kind of a overseeing everything. He bought himself a
glass of lemonade, and then he got mad after he.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Was refused to refill.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So instead of just walking away, he grabbed this woman
by the wrist and then he took a fighting stance
and he said he was gonna beat her up. After
this altercation, he ran off on foot, but he was
quickly tracked down by law enforcement because they have cars. Now,
this guy obviously has a criminal history. He is a
(06:16):
Florida man, and he also went insane when being denied
a free refill of lemonade at a kid's lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But he was arrested. Brittany, as you can imagine, I
would hope. So yeah, and that was a lot of fun.
Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty and
nine thirty until then. Listen to the podcast. It's free.
It's on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You can hear.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
There's well over three hundred episodes now, all of them
between five and seven minutes long, very bite sized and bingeable.
Go on to iHeartRadio. It's a free app and look
forward The Freak Show. WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show.
W TF the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'll tell you what brandany
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This guy must be a real big fan of Lukewarm
Crappy Lemonade.
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time on iHeartRadio where we are going to chase
down Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits,
which we do every day. In this it's called WTF
that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
For What the Floor It Now?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And we go first, Brittany to a Florida man. A
City Furniture employee has admitted to stealing and selling over
seventy thousand dollars in stolen couch batteries on eBay.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Couch battery, couch batteries. Right, that's right. What is a
couchea battery for?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean what I assume it's got lights on it,
you know? Or no, it's the like the motorized ones,
you know what I mean? A long time employee of
City for Now, you gotta think about it. This is
the perfect perfect plan, right, you work at City Furniture.
You sell these couches that require the batteries, You steal
the batteries, you sell them on eBay to the sucker
(01:03):
that just bought the couch with the battery. The dismiss him,
or they just send it right back to City Furniture,
and then they get another couch and then eventually your
plan gets uncovered, and that's exactly what happened here, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You see, he thought he was being.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Smart, but he's Matt. Yeah, how'd they catch on instant dumbassery?
That's why, because he's a Florida man and he can't
cover his own tracks. City Furniture at their headquarters in
the distribution center here in Florida, record show that deputy's
encounter day one. Mike call Montilla. He's thirty four years old,
and upon arrival he was detained. There was an internal
investigation that linked him to a pattern of missing high
(01:39):
value batteries used to power reclining couches. According to this
City Furniture became aware of the theft after one of
its vendors discovered that there was a certain brand battery
that their couches, and they found those batteries for sale
on eBay. They trace the serial numbers because they're all tracked.
The vendor determined, yep, it was right from City Furniture's inventory.
(02:00):
They contacted the company and blah blah blah. Turns out
that Michael's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh my god, traced it right back to him.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
City Furniture employee stealing it right from the you know,
right from the stock room or whatever. But yeah, Michael
Montilla allegedly confessed to stealing and selling the batteries on eBay.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well that scams over. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What he would do is he would go into the
warehouse and he would put him in a backpack and
then he would ship him out on eBay as the
orders came in.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So he'd only steal him as he needed him.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
But he did about seventy grand worth of battery sales man,
that was a good side of you know what that
tells me. That also tells me that these batteries aren't
worth a dern. I mean, you know, these got these
people buying the couch that needs the battery. They have
it for some time, and then that battery goes bad.
They got to buy a new one on eBay.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's I think it's the way our products are made
now though, you know it's right, well, like it won't
be like that anymore, Brittany, you heard about all those
Arabs coming. Don't you worry about that? We won't be
getting things from China any time soon. I'm gonna have
to open cans with my hand now the worthless crap
that we're buying is gonna cost us one hundred and
four percent more.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's cool. Anyway, We go next to a.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Flirt a man he threw bottles of pea on a
worker after he was denied an interview.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, by the way, no, that's not going to help
you get the job.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You know what I mean, Just so you know, but
that means you brought a bottle of urine with you
and that you had planned on throwing urine at somebody
when they denied you a job interview.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I feel like, you know, you should have started with that, like, hey,
I'm gonna throw this on you. If you don't give
you an interview, you would have gotten an interview.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You would have been Oh you would have gotten a job.
I would have let you want to be CEO of
the company today. Come on in, pal, just leave that
urine outside, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I just feel like the other person was set up
to fail. I think this could have been avoided, really,
is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Together.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
First of all, just give the guy the interview. You
don't have to give him the job.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You know, Hey, thanks a lot, buddy, Oh yeah, you're
real standout appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Here's your bottle of urine. We'll see you later. You
know what I mean, We'll call you. Put it in
a bag.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guy got arrested. He splashed an employee with urine. No,
because he was angry that he hadn't been given a job.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Interview.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
H he sounds very well balanced and everything. I don't
know why they didn't give hi an interview. He's fifty
one years old. His name is John Connaughton, and he's
accused of throwing a bottle of pe inside doors molding
and more, which is like a you know, door and
molding kind of place and more as it turns out,
and he hit one employee with this urine.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Brittany No. Yeah. According to this, he filled.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Multiple bottles of p and then he splashed the contents
into the building as well.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All because they wouldn't give a job. I would hope
that if there was a bystander that was packing, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Time to on his way out. He said, you know what,
you're not going to hire me for the job, but
can I use he was a reference. We go lastly
to a Florida man who was arrested after a violent
outburst over a lemonade stand refill and a kid's lemonade.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Stand place for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Lemonade because it was all over a free refill.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
He assaulted somebody over this, oh my, a children's lemonade
he'd stand.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
According to the police, forty five year old Stephen Cosamo,
he was walking through a neighborhood and that's when he
happened upon a lemonade stand which was operated by, you know,
little children.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
There was one adult that was there, you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Know, kind of a overseeing everything. He bought himself a
glass of lemonade, and then he got mad after he.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Was refused to refill.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So instead of just walking away, he grabbed this woman
by the wrist and then he took a fighting stance
and he said he was gonna beat her up. After
this altercation, he ran off on foot, but he was
quickly tracked down by law enforcement because they have cars. Now,
this guy obviously has a criminal history. He is a
(06:16):
Florida man, and he also went insane when being denied
a free refill of lemonade at a kid's lemonade stand.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But he was arrested. Brittany, as you can imagine, I
would hope. So yeah, and that was a lot of fun.
Yeah he was.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty and
nine thirty until then. Listen to the podcast. It's free.
It's on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You can hear.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
There's well over three hundred episodes now, all of them
between five and seven minutes long, very bite sized and bingeable.
Go on to iHeartRadio. It's a free app and look
forward The Freak Show. WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show.
W TF the podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'll tell you what brandany
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This guy must be a real big fan of Lukewarm
Crappy Lemonade.
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