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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right, it is that time here on iHeartRadio where we
have to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman. Yeah,
follow all their exploits. We do that every day here
in this It's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florid And we go first today to a Florida woman. No. No,
(00:27):
she has been arrested after posing as an ICE agent
to kidnap her ex partner's wife. So she was romantically
linked to this guy. This guy broke up with her,
got married to this woman. And then this woman's like,
you know, I obviously I don't know what her status is.
(00:50):
But the ex posed as an ICE agent and kidnapped
this lady Datama City, so messed up ice. This is
what she came up with. She was fifty two year
old Latrance Battle and how do you pull that off? Right?
You know? Does she not recognize you? Oh? I know,
(01:12):
she's like, wait a minute, you're my husband's ex. What
are you doing? The woman, the wife right, works at
a hotel and according to this the ex showed up
wearing a black shirt with the word ICE printed on
the front. That's how you knew it was legit. No,
she did not that's right. Now. According to this I
(01:33):
guess this wife does not know the ex because she
sent something was a miss after being taken to an
apartment complex. Yeah so she knew. Wait a minute, everybody.
Yeah so Oddly though, during the commission of this kidnapping,
Latrance did not take this woman's cell phone. This woman
(01:54):
just called the cops. Latrance is not good at kidnapping,
by the way, or posing as an ice agent. And
then after you kidnapped the wife, what do you do
with her? Right? Well, she was trying to bring her
back to this apartment. But now miss Battle has been
arrested charge with kidnapping, robbery by sudden snatching, impersonating a
law enforcement officer, and felony violation of probation because he's
(02:15):
already on probation for stuff. He literally married another woman. Girl.
I know, move boy, let it go, Let it go.
We go. Next to a Florida police officer, Brittany, who
unfortunately started a brush fire with his cruiser. No, according
(02:39):
to this fire rescue had to respond to a brushfire
in Palm Bay. It was started when this police officer
pulled his cruiser up onto the side of the road
and it caught the ground underneath on fire. According to this,
he had responded to a known homeless encampment and when
he pulled his vehicle off to the side of the road,
it lit the grass underneath on fire, and fire rescue
(03:01):
had to come out the entire cruiser, all the brush
around it. It was a fire. I mean, it was
a blaze. Yeah, gotta watch out. The bottom of that vehicle,
as it turns out, is very very warm, and if
you park it in some high grass, especially when there's
been dry conditions and not a lot of rain, you're
gonna light that on fire. Yeah. That I was so
(03:24):
dumb a police officer, You know what I mean. Boy,
your whole car's gone. You know you went into work
to hopefully give justice, right but instead? Yeah? Problem? That's it.
Relate many problems, many many problems. We go lastly to
(03:48):
a Florida man. He was caught with a quote wallet
full of cocaine at Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom. Why sir,
did you need to bring that into park? Why he could?
He's now been banned from Walt Disney World after sneaking
a wallet full of cocaine. Was he the distribute or
(04:12):
I know I have no idea what this guy was doing.
But who carries a wallet full of cocaine? Right? They
said it was very bulky, a bulky wallet full of coke.
See that's what I'm saying. He didn't need all that
for him, way too much he was. Let me let
me find out his parents. He did have a three
park pass, so he had a full day, Brittany said. Maybe.
(04:35):
Dustin Lee Wallace, forty four, of Saint Augustine was arrested
and charged with possession of cocaine. He pled not guilty. Oddly,
but a security officer described the situation in the official
arrest report. They say that mister Wallace and his son
were going to the security checkpoint at the Magic Kingdom,
and as per usual, the staff wanted the pair of
you know, wound him up with a metal detector to
(04:57):
check their bags and everything. Mister had to remove his
wallet from his back pocket, and according to this, he
did comply. He's like, here you go. Well, he started
getting nervous, I guess, and the security noticed that right
away that they opened up the wallet. They say, look,
you got to check the wallet. We need to open
this up. There's something's going on with you. He opened
(05:19):
up his wallet, and that's when they showed all the
they saw all the cocaine. He took way too much
with him, because that's way too much, like I don't know,
you know, just this is what he said, the movie
scenes I've seen. Okay, those little baggy right, uh, you know,
you take a couple of those maybe whatever, you think
they would have went through the wallet if if he
(05:40):
had just taken if he had just been cool about it,
and yeah, here you go, yeah, put it in the
in the box, walk through it, don no mettle on me.
He goes, all, that's cool, gonna take my wallet back,
thank you, have a good day. Yeah, it would have
been no problem. But he's all nervous and twitching and
sweating and grinding his teeth. Yeah. Pull that guy out
of the line, you know, and somebody's all ghacked up. Well.
(06:02):
Dustin told the police officer that he had been using
the cocaine for approximately a month and he used it
for stress relief. Who uses cocaine for stress relief? It's
my emotional support, my emotional support. Cocaine. Oh my gosh,
(06:25):
doesn't it stress you out more, make you more irritated? Maybe?
I don't know who are you talking to Well, that
was fun. Yeah, I'll do it again every morning at
seven thirty and nine thirty, and so will Dustin. That's
about the time he's going for his morning rails. Ah.
(06:48):
Listen to the podcast. It is free. It's on the
iHeartRadio app. Just look for the Freak Show WTF the podcast.
Get iHeartRadio and find the Freak Show WTF podcast. Clearly
Dustin misunderstood, Brittany. I mean they did say it is
the happiest place on Earth.
Right, it is that time here on iHeartRadio where we
have to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman. Yeah,
follow all their exploits. We do that every day here
in this It's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florid And we go first today to a Florida woman. No. No,
(00:27):
she has been arrested after posing as an ICE agent
to kidnap her ex partner's wife. So she was romantically
linked to this guy. This guy broke up with her,
got married to this woman. And then this woman's like,
you know, I obviously I don't know what her status is.
(00:50):
But the ex posed as an ICE agent and kidnapped
this lady Datama City, so messed up ice. This is
what she came up with. She was fifty two year
old Latrance Battle and how do you pull that off? Right?
You know? Does she not recognize you? Oh? I know,
(01:12):
she's like, wait a minute, you're my husband's ex. What
are you doing? The woman, the wife right, works at
a hotel and according to this the ex showed up
wearing a black shirt with the word ICE printed on
the front. That's how you knew it was legit. No,
she did not that's right. Now. According to this I
(01:33):
guess this wife does not know the ex because she
sent something was a miss after being taken to an
apartment complex. Yeah so she knew. Wait a minute, everybody.
Yeah so Oddly though, during the commission of this kidnapping,
Latrance did not take this woman's cell phone. This woman
(01:54):
just called the cops. Latrance is not good at kidnapping,
by the way, or posing as an ice agent. And
then after you kidnapped the wife, what do you do
with her? Right? Well, she was trying to bring her
back to this apartment. But now miss Battle has been
arrested charge with kidnapping, robbery by sudden snatching, impersonating a
law enforcement officer, and felony violation of probation because he's
(02:15):
already on probation for stuff. He literally married another woman. Girl.
I know, move boy, let it go, Let it go.
We go. Next to a Florida police officer, Brittany, who
unfortunately started a brush fire with his cruiser. No, according
(02:39):
to this fire rescue had to respond to a brushfire
in Palm Bay. It was started when this police officer
pulled his cruiser up onto the side of the road
and it caught the ground underneath on fire. According to this,
he had responded to a known homeless encampment and when
he pulled his vehicle off to the side of the road,
it lit the grass underneath on fire, and fire rescue
(03:01):
had to come out the entire cruiser, all the brush
around it. It was a fire. I mean, it was
a blaze. Yeah, gotta watch out. The bottom of that vehicle,
as it turns out, is very very warm, and if
you park it in some high grass, especially when there's
been dry conditions and not a lot of rain, you're
gonna light that on fire. Yeah. That I was so
(03:24):
dumb a police officer, You know what I mean. Boy,
your whole car's gone. You know you went into work
to hopefully give justice, right but instead? Yeah? Problem? That's it.
Relate many problems, many many problems. We go lastly to
(03:48):
a Florida man. He was caught with a quote wallet
full of cocaine at Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom. Why sir,
did you need to bring that into park? Why he could?
He's now been banned from Walt Disney World after sneaking
a wallet full of cocaine. Was he the distribute or
(04:12):
I know I have no idea what this guy was doing.
But who carries a wallet full of cocaine? Right? They
said it was very bulky, a bulky wallet full of coke.
See that's what I'm saying. He didn't need all that
for him, way too much he was. Let me let
me find out his parents. He did have a three
park pass, so he had a full day, Brittany said. Maybe.
(04:35):
Dustin Lee Wallace, forty four, of Saint Augustine was arrested
and charged with possession of cocaine. He pled not guilty. Oddly,
but a security officer described the situation in the official
arrest report. They say that mister Wallace and his son
were going to the security checkpoint at the Magic Kingdom,
and as per usual, the staff wanted the pair of
you know, wound him up with a metal detector to
(04:57):
check their bags and everything. Mister had to remove his
wallet from his back pocket, and according to this, he
did comply. He's like, here you go. Well, he started
getting nervous, I guess, and the security noticed that right
away that they opened up the wallet. They say, look,
you got to check the wallet. We need to open
this up. There's something's going on with you. He opened
(05:19):
up his wallet, and that's when they showed all the
they saw all the cocaine. He took way too much
with him, because that's way too much, like I don't know,
you know, just this is what he said, the movie
scenes I've seen. Okay, those little baggy right, uh, you know,
you take a couple of those maybe whatever, you think
they would have went through the wallet if if he
(05:40):
had just taken if he had just been cool about it,
and yeah, here you go, yeah, put it in the
in the box, walk through it, don no mettle on me.
He goes, all, that's cool, gonna take my wallet back,
thank you, have a good day. Yeah, it would have
been no problem. But he's all nervous and twitching and
sweating and grinding his teeth. Yeah. Pull that guy out
of the line, you know, and somebody's all ghacked up. Well.
(06:02):
Dustin told the police officer that he had been using
the cocaine for approximately a month and he used it
for stress relief. Who uses cocaine for stress relief? It's
my emotional support, my emotional support. Cocaine. Oh my gosh,
(06:25):
doesn't it stress you out more, make you more irritated? Maybe?
I don't know who are you talking to Well, that
was fun. Yeah, I'll do it again every morning at
seven thirty and nine thirty, and so will Dustin. That's
about the time he's going for his morning rails. Ah.
(06:48):
Listen to the podcast. It is free. It's on the
iHeartRadio app. Just look for the Freak Show WTF the podcast.
Get iHeartRadio and find the Freak Show WTF podcast. Clearly
Dustin misunderstood, Brittany. I mean they did say it is
the happiest place on Earth.
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