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March 21, 2025 6 mins
The most honest Florida Man obituary of all-time
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we are gonna
chase down Florida man and Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that daily. In this it's called WTF. That
stands for what the Florida and we go first to
a fallen Florida man. Brittany.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
However, his obituary is one for the record books. A
Florida man is being remembered for leading a life consisting
of Marlboroughs, fast women and Ford broncos. According to his obituary.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Sounds like a best man if you ask me. Arthur
Nixon Bates, the fourth Arthur.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
His obituary is published in the Tampa Bay Times two
weeks later, and it stated that he succumbed to a
life of drugs and other life choices.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
There you're really getting honest here, right, And.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
It also says he survived by three daughters, none of
whom know how they'll get by without Dad calling to
ask for twenty dollars for cigarettes and methadone one last time.
But yes, he according to one here was you know
how people leave comments, you know in the obituary. One
person wrote that it was a quote life well lived.
Another person said a good person passed away, and then

(01:25):
another comment says, he still owes me twenty bucks, right,
and then somebody else said I would have given you marlboroughs. So,
you know, a lot of commentary on his obituary as well. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, I don't know how I feel about this one.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, well how do you feel about this one? Florida
man pushes this shanky old Mustang and a desperate attempt
to escape a trooper.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Brittany, did he did he? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know, usually when people get caught by cop, you know,
doing something they shouldn't do on the road, you know,
they pull over, maybe they you know, take the ticket,
they are hat in hand, apologize, you know, maybe go
to traffic school, trying to fight it in court.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Who knows.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
But this Florida man in his Ford Mustang seems to
think that when he sees the lights and here's the sirens,
and that's an open invitation to break the law and
try to run for it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Dashcam footage and it shows FHP the trooper he already
knew something was wrong. He saw this car by it
He's like, all right, I could tell by this guy's
car that he's gonna run on me, and he did
the no signaling or anything like that. Guy just takes
off and well, according to this the guy was going

(02:47):
the wrong way down the road at one point.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, that's a good time.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
The guy finally made it back onto the right side
of the road, probably because the road that he was
taking was going to a dead end, so that was
a good idea for him to get back on the
right side of the road. He was trying to ditch
this trooper in this crazy, old, jacked up terrible Mustang.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
He even break checked the trooper a couple times. Brittany,
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Right, yeah, finally breakjack. He was able to pit maneuver
the Mustang onto the shoulder of the road. And after
that brutal takedown, the suspect was running out of.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
An open window. I knew as soon as that car
stopped spinning, got out the window out he's running. Yeah. However, Brittany,
he was tackled and escorted to the ground. I'm not
gonna lie, man, at that point, you got to try
to run. Yeah, you know, see what happened.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
So crazy though, this guy in his janky Mustang, this
got the cop new He's like, he's gonna run on me.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
He knew it. We got a runner, We got a runner.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
We go lastly to a Florida woman, Brittany for my girl.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She attacked her girlfriend with an umbrella and a taser.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh my yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And she has got a very, very very prominent right
here in the center of her neck tattoo. Just a
big old honkin tattoo on her neck. Woman from Yeah,
Florida woman facing charges after police say she attacked her
girlfriend with an umbrella and a taser during some sort.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Of domestic dispute.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I guess there is this arrest report where they responded
to these apartments Brittany, and it is there that they.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Came in contact with the suspect. She's twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Year old Fiorilla Morrerolla.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, she pushed her girlfriend to the ground.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's when she picked up a taser and then gave
her a little bit of Edison medicine.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
How could you, right?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then Fiorilla put the taser down, grabbed an umbrella
and a kitchen knife.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I was wondering when that one was gonna come out.
My god, right now.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
She chased her girlfriend around the apartment. As Fiorilla was
waving both the umbrella and the knife, there were also
verbal threats going along with both of those items and
what she was planning on doing with them. Brittany, and
let's just say that with the umbrella, something about the
backside and then opening it came into play there, and
that is a threat that cannot go unnoticed.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't like woman on woman crime. I hate it.
I don't like that for us.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Right. She denied hitting the victim with the umbrella. However,
officers noted the umbrella was bent.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
You connected, girl, You're using it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
She's using an umbrella as the as a weapon. What
is she the penguin from Batman?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That was a lot of fun, per Fiorilla.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Fiorilla had a great time, yes, but the girlfriend not
so much. We'll do this again every morning at seven
thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen to the podcast.
There are three hundred plus episodes of this by now,
and it's all free on the iHeartRadio app. Look for
the Freak Show, WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show.

(06:10):
W TF the podcast And Brittany, I think we got
it all wrong. Fierla is actually romantic. She got her
a girlfriend tickets to ride the Lightning
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