WTF: Florida Woman arrested for a conch attack

Put your conch away!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right, It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do
have to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman
and follow all their exploits. We do that every day.
In this it's called WTF and that stands for what
the floor it h And we go first to north

(00:27):
Fort Myers, Brittany, making this a what local love. A
suspect is wanted in a theft of seventeen hundred dollars
worth of carts from a north Fort Myers wind Dixie.
That's right, shopping carts. More than seventeen hundred dollars worth
of shopping carts were stolen from a.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
North for Marie shopping card.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's right, it's a exactly According to the Southwestlorida Crimestoppers,
this suspect took five great U Boat utility carts, all
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Each worth three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And they also took one green double decker cart that's
a two hundred bucks behind from behind the wind Dixie
liquor over on Bayshore. Wow, the cards were removed without
permission from an outdoor area.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Nobody talks about how expensive shopping carts are, Like, what
do you mean it's three hundred dollars for one.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
One shopping cart is three hundred dollars what it's made
out of, It is not three hundred dollars worth it
make it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
To makey those are sixty best tops tops we go
next to a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
He was over at disney World at the transportation Center.
I love Disney, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But that's when he decided to grab somebody by the neck,
thinking that they were trying to cut in line while
waiting for a bus.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Even though you thought, even if the appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Even if they were cutting, yes, you don't grab somebody
by their neck. But yeah, Florida man attacked somebody that
he mistakenly thought was cutting in line ahead of him
for a bus over at the Walt Disney World Transportation Center.
Now every year dozens of people get arrested for this.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know if you know that. No, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, Leonardo cap not Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo cap forty seven
forcibly grabbed a victim by the back of the neck
and yanked him backwards over at the yacht Club resort
over the transportation Center. The victim was trying to get
onto oh no, getting off of a bus when they
realized that he was at the wrong stop, and the

(02:35):
bus driver told him and his family to get back
on the bus at that point, and that's when this
dude thought that he was cutting He's.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Like, and then wrenched him by his neck. That is rude,
so rude. He was arrested for that.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You're not get to go inside Disney, right, enjoy.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It now you made a jerk of yourself in front
of your kids. They're gonna hold that memory forever.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't think he cares too much about that. Now
he's more upset. He's not going inside Disney.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
The worst terrible We go lastly to a Florida woman.
She is arrested because of a conk attack. You know
the conk shells.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my gosh, those are huge. Yeah, she hit somebody
with it. No, that's like a boulder. This is a
sized boulder boulder.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I hardly knew her, but anyway, according to this, a
forty year old Florida woman has been charged with felony
battery after attacking a male acquaintance with this deadly weapon,
which is a very large conk shell, you know, and
it had barnacles on it too.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh head uh huh oh, yeah, you tried to kill.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Me, Nicki quarterman. She was very intoxicated. She got into
this verbal related argument with this sixty three year old
acquaintance of hers, and that is when we they have
like this on again, off again relationship.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Apparently, and they have for years. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
And after the argument, that's when Nicki apparently took her
clothes off and started breaking everything in.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
The in the house.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
All right, I'm starting to think Nikki's the problem.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
She then grabbed a ten to twelve inch conkshell and
then that's when she hit the victim with it multiple times,
and then she threw the conk shell at him.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm done with this. Yeah, she posted a fifteen thousand
dollars bond. But there you are. What did you do?
I don't know. I shouldn't be so quick to judge.
We don't know what he did. Yeah, this is a
free year girl moment. It might be you might have
to free my girl, Nikki. We need further investigations.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Why are you further information got you?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Where was he right? What was going on with this
sixty three year old gentleman? Check his phone? There it is. Well,
that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I mean, what except for the guy who's got
a bunch of lacerations thanked to a conk attack.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know, that's why you don't keep your conk out.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know what I'm saying. You gotta keep that thing
hidden away. Otherwise NICKI will grab and smash you in
the head with it. We'll do this again every morning
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And it looks like Nicki here Brittany what she got
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