WTF: Florida Woman hides meth in her "buttocks area"

And she seemed pretty happy about it too!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is time here on iHeartRadio for us to chase
down Florida man and or Florida woman follow their exploits.
We do it every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
For what the floor in And we go first to
a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
She was found with methan fhetamine quote in her buttocks
area and it happened, and it happened in Collier County, Brittany,
making this woman a what you gotta see this beauty's mugshot, Brittany.
She has a look on her face that says, yeah,

(00:48):
they found methamphetamine in my buttocks area. Jealous no, I
oh oh oh.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, like hey give me here, boys, So she wanted
it to be found me and I got it back here.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Go back with working milk, milk, lemonade around the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You know what's going on? So that you gotta post
that one. Oh I am posting that mugshot. That is
for sure. That is scary. That's night or fuel or
her mugshot. It really is like to imagine if you
were asleep in a really dark room.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh yeah, you woke up and you saw this woman
standing over you.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm gonna post this whole story. You would freak out,
you would lose your mind. According to this, uh, this
thirty year old lovely well, she's thirty thirty, that's a
hard thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, she looks like she just did thirty grams of
methamphetamine right before she got.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Arrested, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
According to this, she was trying to chew on some
methamfetamine that was hidden in her buttocks area. Yeah, during
a strip search at a county detention facility. According to
the Collier Clerk of Court, they say that Summer Nicole
Adamson is facing charges of alleged drug possession, alleged possession
of drug paraphernalia, alleged evidence tampering, and allegedly smuggling it

(02:29):
in threw her butt into the county detention facility there.
But yeah, the look on her face says, I totally
did this and I'm pretty happy about it.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I would have got away with it too if it
weren't for you meddling kids. He'll do it again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
According to this, they say that Summer had left at
some point in a jeep.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is a witnesses.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I guess there was an incident that took place, and
Collier County police were taken out to the for the event.
I guess somebody's car window got broken. They attribute that
to Summer that was that was her.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
That did it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, well they brought her into the jail and that's
where they found all this methan her butt. You know, right,
I think that's just too too personal, A little bit too.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Close, A little bit too close, Yeah, exactly. We go
next to a man. His name is John Publics spelled
p U b l i X just like the store. Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, he was arrested after stealing from a publix.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, come on, it's like he owns the place.
You know, I'll give you arrest this man. He has
the right to do this. Yeah, I kind of feel
like you do.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I feel like if your last name is Publics, you
could just walk into Publics and take anything you want.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
But that's the way he saw it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Police saw it a different way, but they're known for
not wanting you to.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Have a good time. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
He was charged with felony and also battery on law
enforcement because he did get into a fight with a cop. Now,
according to this, he was also wearing a black and
pink dress, mister Publics was. He also had a black
wrap around his face and he was wearing a mask
when he was shoplifting.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
According to this. Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Now, according to this mister Publics, he grabbed one of
them green Publics bags and he filled it up with bananas,
and he had all kinds of water and coke zero.
He had some frappuccino coffee, you know the Starbucks pre.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Made con He had some breaded shrimp in there.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh, he was treating himself good, mister Publics was, Yeah,
and he just took off walking out of the store.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'll see you later.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
This is what he said, thank you for my goods
out of my store. Well, anyway, police found him just
down the street and they had to handcuff him and
put him in jail.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Ah. We go lastly to a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
He's been charged with traffic in fetanyl after he was
caught eating blueberries and a Walmart.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
What.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, one crime at a time, sir.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's forty four years old.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
He was at a Walmart store and he was just
sitting there just shoveling blueberries.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Into his mouth. You're going to pay for those?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, he wasn't. And that's why the cops were called
in the first place. And so they were charging him
with retail theft. And while the cops were there, they're like, hey,
we need to search you. And while they did, they
found all kinds of fentanyl in his pocket, meth amphetamine, marijuana,
and drug paraphernalia.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
He just sat there eating a whole package of blueberries.
By the way, if he had bought the if he
had opted to pay for the blueberries, it would have
cost him two dollars and eighty seven cents.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, but then he wouldn't have went to jail.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, you're right, and wouldn't be being held on a
five hundred and thirty four thousand dollars pond. What an Yeah,
it doesn't make financial sense, sir. It is Come on crazy,
Come on, that's crazy, right, You might as well get
a job.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
He might as well. And who wants to do that. Nobody,
Nobody wants that. It's taking him more.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
To be right, it cost him like five thousand times
more to do this, idiot. We'll do it again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
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(06:33):
The Freak Show, w TF the podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'll tell you one thing, Brittany

Speaker 2 (06:39):
This guy had a pocket full of fentanyl and meth
amphetamine and marijuana and all kinds of other stuff, you know,
but eating those blueberries, he is full of antioxidants now