WTF: Florida Woman stabs a guy, robs him and pees on his leg

Talk about adding insult to injury!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is that time here on iHeartRadio where
we do have to chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We do that
daily in this it's called WTF that stands for what
the Floor It h And we go first to a

(00:23):
Florida woman, Brittany. I don't know about this one. She
stabbed a guy and then and then robbed him in
Pompino Beach, and then if that weren't enough, she urinated
on his leg. A random stabbing turning into a robbing

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turning into a urinating. Yes, it was random. Yes, she's crazy,
she's homeless.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, no, he did something to provoke her.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, he walked by the street that she was on.
Her name is dan Yelle mcgirl. She's mcgirl. Yeah, she's mgirl,
all right, Danielle mcgirl, free mcgirl. Yeah, she has the
best name ever, dan Yell mcgirl. She's forty eight. She

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stabbed a guy and then she robbed him and then
she urinated on his leg.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
He's already down bad, you know, right.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
This happened on Monday afternoon. This happened yesterday afternoon, meaning
broad daylight. Just stab, stab Robbie Rode tinklely tink, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
He just I don't understand how he's stuck growing long
enough for her to urinate on him.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know, I mean, he's been stabbed, Brittany, you know
what I mean. She attacked him first of all with
a piece of pipe, and then she stabbed him, tried
to slash him with the blades, according to this, And uh, yeah,
he was to grab the tool and the pipe out
of her possession at that point, but he'd already been stabbed.

(02:05):
You already been robbed. The victim grabbed the weapons, and
according to this, she grabbed his leg and then started
urinating on him. While they're tussling on the street and
broad daylight yesterday, She's just like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh my god, Brian, Yeah, I would lose my mind,
Oh my god, Yeah, I would catch it a murder jars.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
That a homeless lady just stabbed me and then pat
on me. No, I'm gonna set myself on fire after that,
you know what i mean, Throw the whole guy away.
I'm done, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
He's a gunner.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's it. Let me go next to a Florida man
accidentally shot himself at a Walmart. Uh, he dropped the
gun and it went off and it shot him. He
shot himself accident at a Walmart. Rescue cruise had to
take this guy to the hospital because he accidentally shot

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himself with his own firearm right there inside of a
Walmart in northeast Miami. U. Now, the gunshot. It startled
all the shoppers, obviously, you know what I mean. You
hear a gun go off in a Walmart, people start
running for real. Yeah, according to this Yeah, there were
witnesses and somebody did say yeah, they saw it drop
out and it hit the floor and the guy accidentally

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shot himself with it. What did it?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
They wear?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
He shot himself?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What's the odds?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Right? Doesn't say right? He shot off his own ear
just it just whizzed his ear. People ducked like people
were hitting the ground. I mean, that's a scary situation.
You hear a gunshot inside of a wal Mart. And
a gunshot is loud enough outside, but inside a building,
it's very loud.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Insane. Speaking of insane, go lastly to a Florida man.
He broke into his ex girlfriend's house through a doggy door.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
How did he fit first? Of all, why can't your
man fit through the doggy door?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, either you got a big dog or a little man.
I'm not really sure.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think it's a little man.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Probably, he's at least little in his way of thinking,
that's for sure, because he's been arrested after he broke
into his ex girlfriend's home through a doggy door. Twenty
six year old Cillian Ross broke into the house through
the doggy door. That is insane right there, because those
aren't you're right, those are usually pretty small. Yeah, unless

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it's a big dog. But anyway, the Dax's girlfriend found
him in her bed. Yeah, thank you. They were struggling.
She attacked him obviously, you know he's in her bed
in her house. The female hit him in the nose
with her elbow. According to this, she gave a nice
elbow and then he went out the same way he

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came in, right through that doggy door. He's been charged
with burglary and assault and battle. So yeah, he's going
to jail the way.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I would have booted his behind on his way out
of the doggy door.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
With my heels right full on.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Unbelievable. Well that was fun, Yeah, it was. I mean
for everybody except this ex girlfriend. She comes home and
finds her ex boyfriend in her bed. You know she's
got no choice but to beat him up.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
See better every time coming.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
In through the doggy door. Anyway, We'll do this again
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Brittany authorities found him. They hit him in the nose

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with a rolled up newspaper.