WTF: LOCAL Florida Man shoots his neighbor's cow

After shooting his neighbor's cow, this local Florida Man has to MOOve

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go. It is that time on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Where we do have to chase down Florida man and
Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We do it
every day in this It's called WTF.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That stands for what the Florid Dude? Oh we go first, Brittany.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Unfortunately to a Florida woman, Well, yes, free her from
the hell that she's living in Right now. A Florida
woman has a newly built home that she just moved into.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, sis, I see your queen.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Single woman bought her own home, brand new construction. She
moved in and she cannot flush her toilet in her
own home without clogging up the system. Oh no, now
mind you. She's a single woman lives there by herself
in this.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Brand new house.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
The contractor is blame her toilet paper and her for this,
and also says the design of the house is a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Hello, is that like she designed it? Thank you? She
didn't make those pipes.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Patty Wood moved into her new house in Apollo Beach
last year and her plumbing had repeated problems from day one.
She said, I paid a lot of money for this house.
It should work. Yeah, she says that when she flushes
toilet paper, it clogs the pipes, and I mean every
single time.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh that should not be were to me the toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
What is there toilet paper on the on the shelves,
and says, hey, this one's not toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Friendly, right, what are you flushing down there? Five ply?
What are you doing? And don't do the what is
the wipes?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Don't do those flushable wipes flushable? They are not flushable.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I'm talking to my sister Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, Lisa, stop with the flushable wipes. Yes, you do
have a much cleaner backside than the rest of your family.
But right, she said, it's like an indoor outhouse basically,
that's what she has.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
She says, this is unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I feel so bad for her because one.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Of the worst things in the world is having to
unclog a toilet. No, maybe just having a clog toilet.
It's like, oh that ruins your day. Oh just awful inconvenience, terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, well, Patty doesn't like this, you know, blowing out
her pipes. And she says, the problem is not the
toilet paper. It's angel soft. It'll get softer than an angel.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. It should work right
because she's a woman. It seems like this guy took
advantage of her. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Maybe well we go next speaking about taking advantage, Brittany.
Not a clean getaway on this one. A scam, scam
cleaning service. They were busted after a string of robberies.
They were bandits, not cleaners, Brittany. They were taking people
to the cleaners, is what they were doing. Coral Spring
SWAT arrested two suspects that were tied to a string

(03:01):
of residential burglaries disguised as a cleaning service. Oh man,
this happened in Coral Springs. They executed a search warrant
at a residence. Now upon entering the house, that's when
they come in contact with Oscar Munnos Gutierrez and Martha Milano.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oscar and Martha damn Man.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
The warrant indicates that there was disinvestigation, there were burglaries.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Anyway. This is what they would do.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They would disguise themselves as a cleaning service. They would
get you know, cleaning gigs a lot of time in
gated communities, word of mouth, you know, blah blah blah,
and then they would rob these people blind. No, no,
that's right, jail forever. And then on the way out
the door, they would clog up the sinks and turn
on the water.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh no, way, that was home alone. Never mind, wrong guys,
but yes, I this why I'm so afraid to get
a house cleaner. Oh yeah, so afraid. I'm like no,
and then they're going to take wark. Not nearly as
afraid as they are. That's not true, Bryan.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
They would have a medium workload day that day with mine, right.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, you don't need a cleaner. Ah.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We go lastly and locally to north Fort Myers, making
this man a what.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
A local act local?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
A north Fort Myers, Florida man was arrested for shooting
his neighbor's cow.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I love cow. If you don't like the cow next door,
he just move.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
North Fort Myers man was arrested after he shot his
neighbor's cow to death. Well, it had to be euthanized
after it was shot, meaning that he didn't even finish
the job. What a jerk, according to this. According to
Lee County Sheriff's Department, the owner of the cow said
he found the two year old on his neighbor's property.
With gunshot wounds the wound or to the to the guts,

(05:01):
to the chest, and to the rear leg Why would
he do this? Right? The owner of the cow told
deputies that his neighbor, fifty four year old Hung Trin,
was angry about the about the cow jumping over the fence,
and he was threatening to shoot the animals at one point.
So I guess he made good on that threat. They

(05:21):
found a twenty two caliber gun on mister Tren's property
in his shed. Tren was arrested as facing charge of
animal cruelty and grand theft of a commercial farm animal
because it was found.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
On his property.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Wow, so he.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Shot the neighbor's cow. That's so messed up. I mean,
that's awful. You don't do that. I don't know no animals.
The cow jumped over. It doesn't know it's lann to
that cow. Right, it's not like it knows.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know, Hey, this is my home, this is my property,
that's your property. The cow jumped over the fence or
jumped over the moon. We're doing the hey diddle diddle rhymes,
but we're not. Well, there's a sad ending to this one,
very sad indeed. Well, that was fun until for everybody
except that cow. No, I'm thinking Betsy, you know what

(06:15):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's a cow name. I know.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
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I'll tell you what. After mister Trinn shot the neighbors
cow Brittany, he said, don't have a cow.