WTF: Naked Florida Man with a penis pump horrifies everyone

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is for a man.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
How much is this going for?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Eighty dollars? No, it doesn't say there's only five thousand.
It's a limited edition, so you know, let's be real.
I don't know if you want to go washing with
this stuff, you know what I mean, you don't want.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
To waste it.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
But they do show a lot of pictures of Sydney Sweeney,
just for you know, for just so you know, you
know what I mean, just so you know what you're
getting into.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I guess, but it is there.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It is five thousand dollars or five thousand bar, five
thousand dollars, five thousand bars.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Five thousand dollars per bar. No, it doesn't say how much.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Of it it would sell to.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It it would yeah, Yeah, there's there's dumb people out
there with oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh it says, check out more, doctor squatch.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That doesn't say, well, it's like giving the Gwyneth Paltrow
vagina candle.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, but they're saying move over, Gwyneth, here comes Sydney
with her bathwater soap.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Instead. This is what she said.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
She said, hello, you dirty little boys, are you interested
in my body wash? I see what she did there,
brabo oor Mark Sydney.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Pushtuff pushed them, thought of the porch or break up?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Pick up down?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Get this fit the hap into blow. It makes around sounds,
piece of cat on my lap. Push it back and
go to town down, putting rap on my back end.
I'm black and stating crowns. How they came back around
like I said, they're selling. I got a bag now,
but it's not in the black Volve blast in the background.
I'm a black man with the bloodhounds. Seeing ten making
love sounds to a bad chick. She come uptown on
from down south, not a loudvalick around. Hit the music, baby,

(01:42):
cutting down, get it, get it while you do me
indu it to. I feel like I'm a I feel
like a bus down when I shine bright blind is
up now.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I need to cut the big black truck truck sat up.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
You can pick it up now looking to get okay?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Stuff pushed them, thought of.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
The porch or break up?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Pack up down?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Get this fi the hap into blow, It makes around sounds,
piece of cat on my I let push it back
and go to town down, putting rap on my back end.
I'm black and stacking crowns.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
Shot man my money, attacked emotionally. I'll get to clutching
if you get closing me.

Speaker 10 (02:20):
I'm in the top one.

Speaker 9 (02:21):
I'm posting me jumping in the games against that like
the coaching me calling a rat tank pop. But it
showed me. I'm on the road and I bet the
chop for me. When I'm in traffic. It's always up
for me. Tatsberry man, I keep doing me from the back.
She giving me, giving me an I ain't need, pulled
my pants down, jump in the box and slide to
the other side. It's always a man down, draw down,
hands in the make one move, get down given.

Speaker 10 (02:39):
I smoked so long.

Speaker 9 (02:40):
They don't you want to talk, no money, just running down,
no lot. Those I served with a circle got spent.

Speaker 10 (02:44):
She was hanging with a we call him Mickey.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
Top to the cop. I was on pine that the
top back in the dye.

Speaker 10 (02:49):
Investing the block basketball. Now I'm investing in stop. I
put it on that corner some players.

Speaker 9 (02:53):
I'm very investing in shots.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Pushed up, pushed the off of the porch, or break
up up down, Get this fifty heap into blow with
me around sounds piece of cat on my left, push
it back and go to town down, putting rap on
my back end. I'm black and statching clouds.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Man's just it's just crazy.

Speaker 11 (03:09):
And I took you man, you say that, Shah, I
tellated and ain't going a young baby Bush, it's a party.

Speaker 12 (03:20):
You over had you every morning with the freak shout
on one five five the beat.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Then don't got me thinking by come in if you
wait it because I'm waiting by I have from you
and I'm in it may just come in what to
do and I get it?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
There go to him part.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Don't you crimp in the middle tonight.

Speaker 13 (03:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Let you see a body down like damn bad.

Speaker 14 (03:50):
I can put you on a bike, you know, make
a gin your mine for me.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Everything in Jos amazing.

Speaker 15 (03:58):
Ain't nobody got no pray see, I got what you
need everybody but you shove it out on your break,
little bad and everything it knows I'm raising.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Ain't nobody got more crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I got what you need everybody that you shovel out on.

Speaker 15 (04:13):
Your break, little baby. I mean, don't see fun crazy.
I could tell you let me home remadea like your
great gum. It's like we readA plays on points.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Feel your love. It is real love. Excuse I need
some love.

Speaker 15 (04:27):
Excuse love that God trying you love me still, I's
come lazy, but he is really drastic killing.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
But give a tad I can.

Speaker 16 (04:38):
Put a stone by.

Speaker 15 (04:40):
I guess he did tell us put your side, so
I didn't never tell me you last night?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Not ret some time time.

Speaker 10 (04:44):
Get she's cripp in the middle load and night.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
I know that she means he has a booted down.

Speaker 14 (04:49):
My damn babe, I can put you on the bike.
You know that in MA can teach your rightfall babe.

Speaker 15 (04:55):
Everything it dos onmasy, ain't nobody got the more pret
hang out with you, Maggie.

Speaker 17 (05:02):
Everybody like you shall hand on your break, got baby.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yo, give me like wolves on my phone when.

Speaker 18 (05:08):
They found out that I'm reached and they switch when
next I'm choosing on my broad top down, got a
doing donuts on.

Speaker 10 (05:13):
It, Paul put a thick damn busy baby, want to.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Do it on the spat.

Speaker 15 (05:19):
She don't need no rants on, no pains to a
dance taking mother bang fifty days. I can play you'll
play about me phone just to keep down down. Let
me put it down down, and I put it down down.

Speaker 14 (05:31):
Watch me put it down down.

Speaker 19 (05:33):
I put it down down, trip feet crimp in the
middle of tonight.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't let you.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Miss he has I put it down right down, Baby,
I can put you on a flight.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know that at me? Continue to night boat, babe.
Everything it does, I'm amazing.

Speaker 10 (05:48):
Ain't nobody got more crazy?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
He go gee?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Everybody like you shall on on your break?

Speaker 10 (05:54):
Got baby?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Everything it does, I'm a raising. Ain't nobody got no crazy.

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Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh yeah, you can play with it, party with it,
have fun. It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
There is a new contender, Brittany in the world of
pizza delivery. Oh and it's a little place called Sam's Club.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
They are now delivering. Are you're not? Are they delivering
though they're pizza?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Oh you can now get the Sam's Club pizza delivered
to your home.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
This is awesome news. Really, to be honest with you,
wonderful is their pizza?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
You like it?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I do like it? Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
You know what's funny is that when I go to
Sam's Club, oftentimes it will be around lunchtime and it'll
be like, you know what, go to the food court usually, yeah, pizza,
you know, or a hot dog, right, it's always one
of those two. And their pizza actually really is pretty good,
like don't sleep on Sam's cub pizza.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Do you think that now you'll have it delivered to
your family?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I may, honestly, you know, it's an option now. It
is a very strong option.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, delivering it like their employees or is this kind
of an uber?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Is these that's a good question. Yeah, who's there? They
have a third party because that's going to drive the
cost up. I don't know about that. But anyway, you know,
they got their pipe and hot pizza the Walmart owned
Warehouse club. They say that they already have a loyal
following of fans for their pizza, for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
They do, no surprise.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
By the way, there are many times too, and this
is always a disappointment when you go in. You're like,
I'm gonna get a piece of pizza and the pizza's
all gone because everybody ate it and they're.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Still making more.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You're like, I don't know, I don't want to wait,
but you do, Ah, They say that now customers they
do want them delivered to their doorsteps, and now they
are making it so.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
A Walmart corporate.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Announcement said that their May twenty second announcement to Tails
that the pizza delivery service is currently available in the
majority of Sam's Club nationwide and they'll be live in
all clubs by the end of the month.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Wow, so it's everywhere, you know.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, it's just one of those things of being
an American knows that you can have delivered.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
But Sam's clubs.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sam's Club pizza. Right, what a country? I mean, we
live in the best place on the planet, right, we
look out.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Was there a high demand for the pizza like this
where like we gotta deliver this?

Speaker 6 (08:33):
It is.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
It is a fan favorite. People love Sam's Club pizza.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm sure it's great.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
It's good. Sure, it's pretty good. And the price probably
makes it taste better. That's the other thing. The price
point really drives it home.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Now.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
According to Sam's Club their cafe menu, the pizza's come
in three different topping options pepperoni, cheese, and four meat
with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, and bacon.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wow, that's pretty good. That's not that I'll take two,
take two. They're small, They're not. They're actually a pretty
big all right. Still to com Brittany, Yes, dumb Florida News.

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the streaking hate me good marlingde mama. How many options
you get he got? How mean it's too many options.
I'm Finn the pass on this body. I'm John Stocked
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Sometimes you gotta pop out and show certifi bunckey man.
I'm the one that up to score with him, walk
him down the whole time. I know he got some
hold on him, past door what he death flow on him?
Say Drake, I'll hear you like I'm young. You better
have her go to sell black one to hen he
that talk to him and they in love. Just make
sure you had your little sister from him, they tell me,
Charlse the only one they get your Henmy downs and

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party yet the party playing with his nose now and
Bacca got a weird case? Why is he around? Cirta
five love Boys, cir the five Pedophiles?

Speaker 21 (17:47):
Why why?

Speaker 32 (17:48):
Why?

Speaker 35 (17:48):
What?

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Down o mother, I'm gonna throw my stuff. Why you're
trying like a ain't you tire? Trying to strike a
cord and it's probably a minor. They not like us,
They not like us. They not like us. They not
like us, They not like us. They not like us.

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You think the play don let you disrespect pop. I
think they're open show will vio Let's stock. They cold foul.
I don't know why you're still pretending. What is the
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Shape the stories how you want hatred, They're not slow.
I've been hold is still pete. I can go further.
I promise, ain't that's something be rest. That's for Bush
and you metaboo most wanted he no love for you,
Paul boy flesh get a raided or something. That's two

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thousand and nine. And I had this jumping because the
kid a wedgy be flipped over your boxes.

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You're holding yo for the other one.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
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If we don't get polished, don't way and grow like
he was in jail. That's a novin. Then get his
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to central. Better not speak on subvena and your homeboy
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gotta be registered. They place no neighborhood. Watch ileen, know

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you like another line of wack years all lies on
me and I'm gonna send it up the box.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
He put the roll label on me.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
And I'm gonna get them drop a sweet chin music
and I walk past the ox.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I ain't how many stocks do?

Speaker 6 (19:12):
I really haven't stocked? I one, two, three, four, five
plus five. I everywhere is a lie. Here's sixty nine. God,
I that's niggy. To stay it inside. I like a
fresh pack up side. A city is back up, and
so must we outside. I they not like us, they
not like us. They not like us. They not like us.

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They not like us, they not like us. That's upon
a time my little ussel sin changed on me, still
double down calling us some slaves. Atlanta. What's the mecca?
Building roads and trains? Barrel Waby for a second. Let
me put you along game the scatter ustle shoes in
town folk to make them reach a fast forward twenty
twenty four. You got the same agenda you run into
Atlanta when you need a check balance. Let me break
it down for you. Just a real challenge you call

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a future when you didn't you need a club? What
little baby help you get your lingo world? What twenty
one give your first street cred up? Makes you feel
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You can be from north side? What truth chain say?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
You good?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Bud Eli? You're run to Atlanta when you need a
few dollars. You know you're not a colleague, You're a colonizer.
The family matter and the truth for the matter. He
was God's planning to show y'all the liar m He's
a fan here a fan here a fan he a
fan here, a fan here.

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run for your life. Hey hey, hey, hey, run for
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For Let me say oh v ho, say oh v
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It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
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All their exploits.

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We do that daily in this it's called WTF and
that stands for what the Florid?

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And we go first where we go in to a
Florida man.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
You know, yes, he was exposing himself to women at
an apartment complex.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Pistol, Where is it?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Where is you got to keep an eye on that thing, Grady,
You are frequently asking that question. Ah, But they are
asking for the public's assistance because they have not been
able to find this man.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Oh, it'll be back, but Peter will be back.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Peter will be back. That's right.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Well, anyway, they've looking for the public's help to identify
this man. He exposed himself repeatedly to women at an
apartment complex.

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Gross.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Dang it.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, that is stuff doesn't happen to me.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
And I'm convinced this because they will have That'll be.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
The day they know you got that.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
That'll be the day, hey, It'll be the day they
made their maker exactly.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
They will never see the light of day again.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
And I'm going on to Instagram live right or Facebook
life the whole time.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Right, They're asking anybody with information to step forward. This
guy's just you know, being all.

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Bottling ding ding ding d.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
He did it multiple times, multiple occasions, multiple women, a
lot of victims in this.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Nobody's caught him yet.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
That makes me even more angry, like, you know, oh,
he's enjoying right, continuing to miss the thrill.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Of the chase going on now too Well. We go
to another naked Florida man.

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This guy maybe wasn't as blessed because he was running
around naked with one of those penis pumps. He had
one with him, and he was arrested near a gas
station because of course he was.

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He's sixty three years old.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
He went to a gas station, got naked, and then
he used this this pump device while waiting for an
unknown woman to arrive to have adult relations with him.

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He's priming himself up.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I guess, wow, Yeah, I guess he wanted to you know,
be in his best light so to speak, or whatever,
you know, put his best foot forward. Yeah, they say
that he was naked over by the semi truck gas
pumps over my pumps. Now, truckers don't want to see that, dude.
A witness said that there was a fully naked man

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later identified as Morriston. No, he's a Morriston, Florida resident
named Edmund Claremont.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Edmund Claremont.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
He was in a pickup drug according to this, and
he had a clear black pump which was attached to
his wien right. Other witnesses that were inside the gas
station and outside also saw mister Claremont, you know, with
that device on himself. And then apparently he got in
his pickup truck and he drove away, but police found him.

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They also saw the surveillance footage. They saw him.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Apparently he was wiping down his vehicle for some reason, naked,
fully naked in public.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
By the way, he's getting the tires only right and
checked that one's good.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Thirty six.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, he was observed putting his clothes back on while
being pursued by law and for so they're chasing after
him at this point and he's trying to get dressed
as they're chasing him. He told the cops he did
nothing wrong, okay, except for being naked outside of a
gas station and wandering around by the semi trucks with a.

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Ween pump on your junk. This is so gross. It
just it drums up images you don't want, you know
what I mean. But I know that's not his pump.
He stole that pump from someone.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Oh gosh, maybe he'd been dug it out of a
trash can.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh well, they also found alcohol in a cup Oh no,
an open Budweiser in his cup holder, and there were
several unopened bottles of alcohol in his vehicle as well.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I didn't think he could drive, but wow, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, this is also what he told the police. He said,
there's an unknown woman who frequently goes to that racetrack
to engage in sexual activity with truck drivers.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You snitch, don't be interfere with her hustle.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
He said that that's what he was there for. He's like,
I just wanted to you know, I wanted some of that, right.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
But like he's still telling on her now. They know
right where she flocks in at.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Right, We're pretty sure with that pump, we know where
he clocks it at too.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
We go lastly to a Florida man.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
He's a drug dealer, and he kidnapped his drug dealing
rival and tortured him with hot sauce.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Hot sauce, Did that burns? Did you leave it on
your skin long enough?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It burns.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Well, this guy's now going to do twenty two years
in prison for kidnapping in the torture by hot sauce.
Mario Espino is his name. They call him a quote
victim of his own ambition. He wanted to be the
number one drug dealer in Pascal County and now he's
going to do twenty two years.

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Man, Yeah, according to.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
This what do they mean that he wanted to be
the number one drug dealer.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Well, he dominated wanted to dominate the flow of fentanyl
and methamphetamine in Pasco, you know, just north of Tampa
over there.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, so he.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Wanted to be number one, the number one drug dealer. Well,
there was another rival drug dealer that was taken over
some of his turf and he's like, you know what, I.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Can't be number one unless I beat number one.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
And that's when he kidnapped this dude and started trying
to torture him with with with hot sauce. Wow, right
to the police found him in the back of a
in his uh in uh, this guy's car, mister Esquino's car.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
He got out and ran by the way. The other
guy couldn't run because his wrists and his ankles were bound.
And then he told the police that he had been
tortured with with hot sauce. Wow, the bad blood there
because the guy's a rival drug dealer.

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Look at that, tortured with hot sauce. That was a
lot of fun. Good idea. Yeah, Brittany's got a new
one for her arsenal now playing hot sauce. I hadn't
thought of that.

Speaker 21 (28:08):
I always have it.

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And I'll tell you the only way you can torture
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Parents, who are the kids about to be out?

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Well?

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What it is?

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It's funny because so I've got the twins who are
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Why is that optional days? You can take them in or.

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They have to go.

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They don't have to go.

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No, they don't have to if you don't want to,
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days of school. They're just two half days. They're not
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not really a big deal. You can always get that
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(54:49):
There are some people that do that. Other people just yeah,
you can skip school if you want to go, if
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grade goodbye party thing.

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And then he's out of there. He could care less, right,
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My twins who are in first grade and all they
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So yeah, they're in.

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They're fully in for the last two days of school.
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So as much of a not really.

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Inconvenience, it's just something that you have to do, as
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do it two more days, so it's almost over.

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And then they're out loose.

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That's the other thing onless kids out there right now.

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Me.

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I will tell you this personally, I love when the
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I do not do parent drop off because I love
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Just I do.

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I love it enough of it.

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I love spending time with my kids, yes, but I
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I hate it. That's a tough one, man.

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at least one but usually it was multiple people trying
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An hour however long.

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(57:10):
the system to make sure that nobody's trying to cut,
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Aren't there, like, isn't there at least one police patrol
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That's the thing.

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It's bold, It's bold, It's.

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Very bold, brazen.

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If you will but you know what, there's two schools
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and pick them up and blah blah blah. There's that
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the other side of people, though, that are like, what
am I gonna do with these kids all summer?

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Yeah?

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I gotta go to work.

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My spouse if you have one, they have to go
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Like everybody's working.

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Where do these kids go?

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You counted on that school five days a week to
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you know.

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What I mean.

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And it's you know, safer, they get fed, right things
like that.

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Now what Now you got to find a daycare, find
camp or you know, something that these kids can go
to for the entire summer. We got a couple of
months that we're gonna have to deal with with that.
So it opens up a whole new lane of anxiety
for some parents. And you know, what, you're right, But
part of the two you bring up the food aspect
is they got fed at school. Now the parents are
gotta be in charge to feed them. That that is
a that is a problem for some parents.

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It's time for these kids to go to work, right,
maybe they can it, like maybe you know, like what
are your what's your son going to do for with
his summer plans?

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Is chilling?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Oh yeah, he I mean he doesn't have like any uh,
you know, grand summer plans. He's not going to try
to go out and get a job or anything like that.
You know, he's basically he's gonna be a camp at
his age. Nah, he's not doing any of that. He's
never been into it. He's never been a camp type kid,
you know those camps. By the way, for like three minutes,
you know what happened? This is so funny. Okay, So
it's hilarious and I'm really happy to build out, especially

(59:10):
because of the reputation that their boy scouts enjoys. Not
a good one, by the way, really not good at all.
And it's been going on for like decades. But anyway,
that's a whole another story that gets very serious and
we'd rather not delve on a Friday. The fact of
the matter is, though, is that they come in there,
the boy Scouts.

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They're very good. They're really good at marketing with these kids,
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Speaker 3 (59:30):
Because they come into the school. They're allowed in the
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(59:50):
kids and have a big assembly to tell them about
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You know what I'm saying. No, No, they wouldn't have
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