April 17, 2025 • 7 mins
Yep, all of these stories involve Florida Woman at her most spectacular
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time on iHeartRadio for us to chase down Florida
Man and Florida Woman and follow all their exploits. We
do it every day in this It's called WTF. That
stands for what the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And we go first.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Actually, we have a theme today, Brittany, wait for the
theme is the All Florida Woman Edition. Every single one
of these has a lovely lady from Florida. Number one,
Florida Woman arrested for DUI going over one hundred miles
(00:41):
over the posted speed limit on a highway.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, we can't reuse this, we can now, you're doing
too much.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, she was doing one hundred over. She was doing
like one fifty five in a fifty five. Oh my, yeah,
that's going a little bit over. Well, be Florida Highway Patrol.
They noticed they saw her going over one hundred miles
over the speed limit. She was in a BMW doing
five and a fifty five. My gosh, right there on
(01:13):
the Selman Expressway that's up near Tampa, passing cars weaving
in and out of traffic. The vehicle was followed eventually
pulled over.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The driver. She was identified as twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Five year old Alicia Ortize and she got a traffic stop.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Obviously, where was Alicia headed? I mean, why was she
in such a hurry?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, Alicia explained to the trooper that she had several
glasses of wine and that has a tendency to give
her a little bit of a lit foot.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
How many glasses did you have?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And what kind of wine?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She said?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It was a several several. I don't know how many
that is. That's at least three bottle. A few is three,
several's like four to five maybe more full bottle. Yeah,
in a big bottle too, now like little baby bottles they.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Try to give you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nah, like get out of here, give me my yellow tail.
You go next to a Florida woman. That's the theme,
All Florida woman. Addition, she was an assistant principal in
Polk County up until she made a student rub her
feet and then she called him, quote, sexy chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Girl, all of this please book a massage? Yeah right, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
An assistant principal in Polk County at a middle school
was arrested after she had a student massaging her feet.
This thirteen year old kid, she is fifty three years old.
Her name is doctor, not a medical doctor, Via Lark,
(03:01):
fifty three years old. And she made this thirteen year
old rubber feet and she called them sexy chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, man, something tells me she's got rough feet.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm looking at her, at her mugshot, and if her
feet look anything like her face, this kid is scarred
for the rest of his life. Oh my gosh, let
me see, let me see, let me what was she
gonna help him get good grades or something?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh I thought she her body actually shuddered when she
saw this.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Man, I was the best reaction I've ever seen. Oh,
like you were horrified?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I was expecting bad. But was that horse on sleep?
Really does?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She's loose like she has she's fifty three, she has
some sleptions.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
She was two hard, three really hard.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh my gosh, that was the best reaction I've ever
heard of my life.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh in the body shade, Look up, man, doctor Kivia Lark,
Just look up the Florida woman arrested for having a
middle schooler rubber feet. Gross.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That middle schooler needs to take some self esteam glasses
really does immediately.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, uh, that kid's like, I'm pretty sure I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now we go lastly to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
She got arrested after she hit her a strange husband
girlfriend with her car.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Last strange husband's girl, girl, you missed him, right?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What does she get in the way or something you
want to after the wrong one? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't know why people do this sometimes. But her
name is Kristin Reese. She's forty one years old, facing
several charges, including attempted murder because they do call it
attempted murder when you try to run over somebody with
your car, I don't do it, yeah, Paul County. The
victim reported that you know she and Reese's a strange husband.
They were walking out of a circle k They were
going to a friend's house, and that is when Kristen
(05:33):
saw them.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
She was driving past.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So according to this, there's Sir Helen's video from the
gas station. It shows Kristin making a U turn after
she spotted her a strange husband and his girlfriend, and
it started accelerating towards them. Once the husband saw Kristin,
he told the victim to run.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
She did, and Kristin took off.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
After her and hit her as she was trying to
run out of a driveway, go clipped her with the car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The victim had to go to the hospital obviously, you know,
non lib, I mean, she's not dead or anything. This
is what I'm just like, I'm so glad I'm single, because, right,
really putting your life at risk, right, jumping into a relationship.
I'll tell you what, Yeah, ye, well that.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Was a lot of fun and very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah for everybody except this girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
She hated it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But we will do this again every morning at seven thirty,
nine thirty. Listen to the podcast. It's free. It's on
the iHeartRadio app, So get iHeartRadio. Then look for the
Freak Show. WTF the podcast That is the Freak Show.
W TF the podcast. And I'll tell you one thing, Brittany,
let this be a lesson to every single woman. Do
(06:47):
not ever, and I mean ever, date anybody that Kristen
was married to.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You. They are y
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time on iHeartRadio for us to chase down Florida
Man and Florida Woman and follow all their exploits. We
do it every day in this It's called WTF. That
stands for what the floor.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And we go first.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Actually, we have a theme today, Brittany, wait for the
theme is the All Florida Woman Edition. Every single one
of these has a lovely lady from Florida. Number one,
Florida Woman arrested for DUI going over one hundred miles
(00:41):
over the posted speed limit on a highway.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, we can't reuse this, we can now, you're doing
too much.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, she was doing one hundred over. She was doing
like one fifty five in a fifty five. Oh my, yeah,
that's going a little bit over. Well, be Florida Highway Patrol.
They noticed they saw her going over one hundred miles
over the speed limit. She was in a BMW doing
five and a fifty five. My gosh, right there on
(01:13):
the Selman Expressway that's up near Tampa, passing cars weaving
in and out of traffic. The vehicle was followed eventually
pulled over.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The driver. She was identified as twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Five year old Alicia Ortize and she got a traffic stop.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Obviously, where was Alicia headed? I mean, why was she
in such a hurry?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, Alicia explained to the trooper that she had several
glasses of wine and that has a tendency to give
her a little bit of a lit foot.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
How many glasses did you have?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And what kind of wine?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She said?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It was a several several. I don't know how many
that is. That's at least three bottle. A few is three,
several's like four to five maybe more full bottle. Yeah,
in a big bottle too, now like little baby bottles they.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Try to give you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Nah, like get out of here, give me my yellow tail.
You go next to a Florida woman. That's the theme,
All Florida woman. Addition, she was an assistant principal in
Polk County up until she made a student rub her
feet and then she called him, quote, sexy chocolate.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Girl, all of this please book a massage? Yeah right, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
An assistant principal in Polk County at a middle school
was arrested after she had a student massaging her feet.
This thirteen year old kid, she is fifty three years old.
Her name is doctor, not a medical doctor, Via Lark,
(03:01):
fifty three years old. And she made this thirteen year
old rubber feet and she called them sexy chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, man, something tells me she's got rough feet.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm looking at her, at her mugshot, and if her
feet look anything like her face, this kid is scarred
for the rest of his life. Oh my gosh, let
me see, let me see, let me what was she
gonna help him get good grades or something?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh I thought she her body actually shuddered when she
saw this.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Man, I was the best reaction I've ever seen. Oh,
like you were horrified?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, I was expecting bad. But was that horse on sleep?
Really does?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She's loose like she has she's fifty three, she has
some sleptions.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
She was two hard, three really hard.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh my gosh, that was the best reaction I've ever
heard of my life.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh in the body shade, Look up, man, doctor Kivia Lark,
Just look up the Florida woman arrested for having a
middle schooler rubber feet. Gross.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
That middle schooler needs to take some self esteam glasses
really does immediately.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, uh, that kid's like, I'm pretty sure I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now we go lastly to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
She got arrested after she hit her a strange husband
girlfriend with her car.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Last strange husband's girl, girl, you missed him, right?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What does she get in the way or something you
want to after the wrong one? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't know why people do this sometimes. But her
name is Kristin Reese. She's forty one years old, facing
several charges, including attempted murder because they do call it
attempted murder when you try to run over somebody with
your car, I don't do it, yeah, Paul County. The
victim reported that you know she and Reese's a strange husband.
They were walking out of a circle k They were
going to a friend's house, and that is when Kristen
(05:33):
saw them.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
She was driving past.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So according to this, there's Sir Helen's video from the
gas station. It shows Kristin making a U turn after
she spotted her a strange husband and his girlfriend, and
it started accelerating towards them. Once the husband saw Kristin,
he told the victim to run.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
She did, and Kristin took off.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
After her and hit her as she was trying to
run out of a driveway, go clipped her with the car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, my god.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The victim had to go to the hospital obviously, you know,
non lib, I mean, she's not dead or anything. This
is what I'm just like, I'm so glad I'm single, because, right,
really putting your life at risk, right, jumping into a relationship.
I'll tell you what, Yeah, ye, well that.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Was a lot of fun and very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah for everybody except this girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
She hated it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But we will do this again every morning at seven thirty,
nine thirty. Listen to the podcast. It's free. It's on
the iHeartRadio app, So get iHeartRadio. Then look for the
Freak Show. WTF the podcast That is the Freak Show.
W TF the podcast. And I'll tell you one thing, Brittany,
let this be a lesson to every single woman. Do
(06:47):
not ever, and I mean ever, date anybody that Kristen
was married to.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You. They are y
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