May 23, 2023 • 24 mins
This one's for the MOMS! But instead of just giving them all of the love, we're admitting the things we've noticed about ourselves that definitely come from them! We're also talking about a murderer mom, a mom who spent $50,000 on her son's birthday party, cloning EB's mom's voice, and what Zac's mom said that infuriated him!
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Hype was out of control? Iswith Elizabethany and Zach and have you Mother's
Day to all the moms also allof the kids who have moms who need
to celebrate today. Yeah, andall of the future moms that are like
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pregnant right now. Yes that's cute. I still have not gotten my surrogate
pregnant. But you know, oneday, one day, maybe we'll celebrate
you our Mother's Day. Yeah.It needs to happen soon though, because
honestly, I am the worst auntieof all time, Like there is no
way that my brother and my sisterin law don't hate me. Well,
like, how could you be theworst on because I feel like you would
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be the most fun aunt Like youwould be the one that brings all of
the annoying toys and brings hims andjust leaves. That's what I will be,
right But right now, Owen ishis name. He is only like
seven months old or something, andI'm that person that's like, oh my
god, I read blah blah blahon the internet about babies. Have you
seen this? And I'm not tryingto teach them how to parent. I'm
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honestly like I'm trying to learn throughthem, So I ask a lot of
questions um or all kind of feelslike you're overstepping your boundary, being like,
hey, have you tried this,this or this, because I've read
this on the internet. But I'mnot I'm actually not suggesting they do anything,
so okay, that's good, butI will say things like, um,
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oh, I have you seen anysymptoms of blank I heard that it
happens a lot right now with babies. So now you're sending the mom and
dad down a downward spiral because you'rereading these things on the internet. Yeah,
but I also ask like they're feeding. It's so wild to me that
that you feed babies solids at sixmonths. So they're doing that, and
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I'm asking so many questions about that, and I'm taking all these pictures.
I mean, they have to beso annoyed. I just know that as
soon as I walk away, they'retalking so much crape and now they're like
second guessing everything that they're doing becauseyou're asking so many questions. I don't
think they second guess a damn thing. I think they're just annoyed that I
think I know everything, but Idon't. I don't know everything, but
it probably comes off as such.I would be annoyed with you too.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm ontheir side, and I do this with
all my friends about babies. ButI just know that these two hate it
the most. Yeah, rightfully?So oh yeah, kind of not really.
We've been talking a lot, andnot just on this show, but
obviously in life. Everybody's on chat, GPT or AI and using it in
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a million different ways. It's gettingkind of creepy. Yes, So I
have thought for a while that yougot to use it to your advantage,
right, we can't just be upsetabout it happening. Okay, So I
was thinking, so many parents aregoing to be so upset that I'm giving
this idea. But you can voiceclone. So I don't know that.
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I don't know if kids still haveto call somebody's parent and be like,
hey, they're gonna be there.I promise they're gonna be at this party.
It's not just like a kid freefor all. Yeah, Like it
usually would be that way of likehey, call my mom, or my
mom's going to call and make surethat everything's okay. Right, So,
if we're still in that generation,then you could use a voice clone I
would think. I feel like thevoice clone really comes in clutch when you
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get in trouble and like the principlehas to call, or like your teacher
has to call, and you voiceclone your parent. I'm like, oh
no, everything is fine. I'lltake care of it when they get home.
That is brilliant. So I wantedto try this, and because it's
Mother's Day, I was like,I'll clone my mom's voice. Okay.
But so here's like I have alot of recordings from when she's called into
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the show. So here's a clipof something she said. I tell everybody
the mailman created you because I'm waytoo conservative for you. I don't know
who brought you up, so youknow, very nice things that she's very
much So something I could hear yourmom saying, too right, So I
got her or I cloned her voice, and this is what it sounds like.
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Yes, this is Kim. Weare here at the house and we'll
make sure they're not drinking. Likeit's not great. It kind of sounds
like her though. Oh see,I was wondering if you would think it's
better because you don't know her aswell. Yeah, Like I think if
if I had just heard her voicelike over the phone and never like in
person a lot like you do allof the time. Yeah, because you
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know her specific inflections and what shemeans behind different tones. Yeah, hearing
the first clip versus the second clip, I would potentially believe it. I
do think that it sounds real enoughthat if somebody doesn't know my mom,
yeah, they could so here.I made a couple different versions. Yes,
this is Kim, we are hereat the house, and we'll make
sure they're not drinking. No,that's a little robotic, right, Yeah,
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Okay, another version, Yes,this is Kim, we're here at
the house, and we'll make surethey're not drinking. That sounds like your
mom is a chain smoke I wasgonna say that. And then here's the
final This is like actually the defaultsetting of her Hello. Yes this is
Kim, we are here at thehouse, and we'll make sure they're not
drinking. It's like only that firstone is not robotic. Only the first
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one is robotic. All of theother ones sound like the TikTok talk to
although TikTok talk to speech might beeven better. True, I was using
eleven labs. I'm sure there arebetter ones that do it? Did you
have to pay for it? No? Well, actually one dollar, but
that doesn't really count. Okay,one dollar worth it? I tried,
and they asked for five minutes worthof audio. I had about three and
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a half minutes of my mom's audio, but I did have five minutes of
Dualipa from an interview, so Itried to clone her voice. Hello,
I am Dualipa. It's not verygood. No, no, so I
think it's great at thought, AIis still not perfect. Nobody needs a
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freak out. I mean, thankgod you only paid one dollar because that's
about what it's worth. Yes,I wanted to know, though, what
is because you grew up with thisthing? Mom? So what was your
right? Single? Or you havea stepdad? Right? I have a
stepdad now, but I grew upmost of my life with a single mom.
Okay, well, props to herraising you mostly right and mostly right.
What is the best birthday party sheever gave you? Honestly, I
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remember, I don't remember what yearit was, but I remember she threw
me this insane birthday party because Igrew up playing hockey. So wow,
had a birthday party at the skatingrink where all of my friends came and
we played like all of the old, like the music that we now think
is old, like all of thenineties bombs at the skating rink. And
my favorite part this sounds awful isone of my friends, Whitney Ganyer,
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calling her out at my birthday party. She had braces at that point.
And you remember when you went tothe skating rink and they had like shag
carpet on the wall. Yeah,she got him stuck. Guests lost control
and got her braces stuck in theshag carpet at my birthday party. And
my mom had to go over therewith pliers and get her face off the
wall. Oh my god, thatpoor girl already is still traumatized. And
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then you call her out again.I know. I'm sorry, Whitney,
love you so much. I alwayshad the same birthday party every year.
Pretty much. It was. Wehad a pool in my backyards, so
everybody would come over the pool.My mom would make me this cake with
a barbie. I loved it.That's all I needed. We would have
some sort of craft and that wasit. Yeah, sounds fun. There
was. Did you see this family? They spend fifty thousand dollars on their
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nine year old birthday party. Excuseme what? And it wasn't Kim Kardashian,
it was not. I think they'rejust influencers, So TVD if they're
actually rich or if they just knewthat they needed to spend this much to
go viral. Thousand dollars. Theyrented a yah a super yacht for the
day for a nine year old.For a nine year old, here's the
thing. So they asked him whathe wanted. He said a Hawaiian themed.
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So they got mocktails, which anine year old I feel like doesn't
care about. No, they gothula girls, actual hula girls for a
nine year old. Huh. Theygot a caricature artist to draw them.
Okay, that's cute for a nineyear old, and a candy buffet cute
as well. Love, I can'ttell if any of the kid's parents were
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invited. If not, that's numberone. I feel like super inappropriate.
You're telling me that drag queens arethe problem, and you're having luau girls
for a nine year old birthday part, right, I just can't imagine too.
As a parent. You're like,here, childs go on this super
yacht while I wait here on thedock for you to come home. Absolutely
not. I'm like, okay,he said he wanted Hawaiian themed. You
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could have gotten like those cute littleflower necklaces. You could have had like
a pool party. You have playedlimbo, all of the fun things for
a nine year old. But thisway too far. They're gonna go broke
because influencers won't be a thing inten years when he needs a college tuition.
Dang, and the truth bomb continue. And there there was the whole
tuition right there in that nine birthdayparty. I hope he enjoyed it.
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I want to start admitting the signsthat we see that we are turning into
our moms, oh or our parentin general. But yeah, it's a
really scary fact when you start torealize, oh god, I am my
parent, I am so what arethe signs for you? My very first
sign is when I started having tostart the dishwasher every single night before I
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went to bed, Like my momalways had this rule that she never wanted
to wake up with dishes in thesink, And now recently I've realized that
it gives me anxiety if I wakeup and there's dishes in the sink.
So are you the dishwasher? Yeah? Okay, good, I put them
in the dishwasher. Yeah yeah.So I've always had the good characteristics of
her, like very crafty and stufflike that, But now I'd make all
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the same facial expressions for better orworse, and my fuse is getting shorter.
It. I can't say that Icould tell you any different. I'm
like demanding that people recognize what I'mdoing. I mean, as you should,
though, right, and as momsshould, by the way, for
the record, but if you wantto again, we are our parents,
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for better or worse. I meanwe are literally their DNA. It'd be
like that, right, and theyraise us like even if you're not the
DNA, they still race you.Yeah, thank you so much for calling.
What have you noticed? What isthe first sign that you're turning into
your parents? So? My momhas an incredible Christmas tree every year,
and it's usually like two feet biggerthan the ceilings that we actually have in
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our house. Okay, we haveto like tie it to the wall,
it's that bad. But now Ihave found myself doing the exact same thing.
And she also has to specifically decoratethe tree, which I have now
also taken on as well, andthat's at least like a cute one to
take over from your mom. SoI approve that one. I think it
could be much worse. Yeah,well, I enjoy it, but whoever's
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decorating the tree with me usually doesn'tenjoy it. So invite us over next
year, will we will help?We got you? Okay, great?
How about you? What have younoticed you're doing that? Your parents definitely
do as well. I was walkingmy dog the other day and this kid
goes flying by in his car,making a lot of noise, playing the
radio, going too fast, andI literally yelled, bow down, there's
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children here. And I was like, oh my god, I'm my parent.
Yeah, you're now the old manthat says get off my lawn.
Correct. Yeah, I love this. I actually saw a three year old.
I was visiting some friends recently andthey have a boat and the little
girl, a little three year old. She stands, she sees a boat
go by, she puts her handson her hip. She goes, slow
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your ass down. So it's happeningearly for her, yeah, very early.
Yeah. There is this woman thatgot arrested this week because she poisoned
her husband. I saw the headline, but how did she poison him?
What's crazy is that last week Iwas thinking to myself, the easiest at
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the easiest way to murder somebody nowand get away with it is with ventenyl
because you could blame it on themgetting it from anybody, Yeah, off
the street somewhere. So that's whatshe did. She made him a moscow
mule and put it in there.That is terrifying. Oh, I have
goose bumps. But then she mademoney off of his death. She wrote
this grief book for children. Imean, I never cared about this stuff
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until now. They do Dateline inthe middle of the day and if it's
like point five seconds on my TV, then I get sucked in. And
I know everyone else loves true crime, And it's just insanity that she was
doing all this press tour everything talkingabout how her amazing husband they're struggling to
say goodbye, and the whole timethis was actually her second attempt at killing
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him. That is awful. Likethis sounds really really bad, but I
feel like she took a note outof like O. J. Simpson's book,
because like he wrote a book likeif I had murdered her. Even
though he was quote unquote found notguilty, everybody still assumes that he is
guilty. So now she's writing abook about it. It's weird and making
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money and people are reading it anddoing this whole press tour. I was
afraid too that he never saw itcoming. But there are texts of him
telling his friends that he thought hewas being poisoned, which is wild.
Like you should be able to trustyour partner to make you a drink.
Also, if you feel like you'rebeing poisoned, why are you drinking it?
That too, that too, wouldn'tyou stop? I would think so
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like, no, I'm good,I'll make my own thanks, So honey,
anyway, that is the latest bigtrue crime story that I'm sure we'll
have all kinds of special soon.Did she get like a big payout though,
for like life insurance? Oh?I don't know. What was the
point of murdering him instead of justgetting a divorce. That's why we'll need
all the specials. Yeah, Ineed them. Zach, you have been
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kind of heated for the last weekbecause you found out something from your mom.
We're changing the name of the Morningshow to the Morning Show. Mu
are in? I g mourning becausemy mom was at my house last weekend,
like cooking brunch. We had allof my siblings over. We would
just like hanging out, having familytime. And I was like, you
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know what, before my sister,So my sister just had a baby,
like a year ago. So nowthat's her very first grandchild, which by
the way, was a surprise child. So if you've not heard that story,
go back and listen to our podcast. Yeah, complete surprise child.
But I was like, you knowwhat, before my sister had Jackson,
I was the favorite child, LikeI always knew that I was a favorite
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child. And then since my sisterhad the baby, my sister became the
favorite child since she brought the firstgrandchild into the world. And my mom
looked at me dead in the face, straight eyed, and goes, oh,
honey, you've never been the favoritechild. Never, And I'm not
even just not right now, butnever. I thought that at least I
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had a good few years, likea good run where I was a favorite
child for like three or four yearswhile my sister was out doing insane things
and my little brother was out doinginsane things, that I was the favorite
child for like at least three tofour years. And my boyfriend looked at
me and he goes, Honey,I've known your family for a long time.
It's always been Katie, even whenshe was like a sixteen year old.
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Moms never love their teenage daughters.They love them, they don't like
them. Yeah, okay, that'sfair. So I'm like the fact that
I was shocked, literally shocked thatI have never once been the favorite child.
And I don't understand how will well, what go ahead? We could
count the ways I am the bestchild that there could possibly be, says
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the guy who said last week thathe wants to show up at his sister's
bridal shower. Yeah and make ithis okay, And what's the problem with
that? Well, I feel likeI deserve to be the favorite child for
at least a day, Like,not even on my birthday could she say
that I was her favorite child.Sorry, here's this you need to know.
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With Elizabethany and Zach Zack, I'vebeen so excited to tell you about
this, but science has officially createdand five babies have been born with how
with three people's DNA, So thatmeans they have Like for you and David,
it would have both of your DNA'swithin. Yeah, Okay, that's
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actually exciting because whenever I thought abouthaving a surrogate, I was like,
you know what, We're gonna putboth of our stuff in a blender,
mix it up and just see whathappens. Right, And I think that's
fair whatever, that's what everybody's always, not always, but done for a
while. But to be able,and they don't know when it'll be fully
available to everyone, but to beable to have three people's DNAs and one
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baby is really a game changer fora lot of people. It's a game
changer and a little bit scary ifthey come out and deformed, Like that's
a lot going on into one person. So they pretty much like if you
have let's say, you have adisease, right, so that's why you
shouldn't have a baby. Yeah,they'll like somehow take out that DNA of
you, of that disease and thenput in someone else's. Weird. I
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have goosebumps right now. Yeah,it's wild. So did you see?
Since today as Mother's Day, Iwanted to talk about, like a lot
of women that are say at homemoms, how much they should actually get
paid for all of the eighteen jobsthat they do. It's got to be
at least six figures. So they'resaying that moms do eighteen or so jobs
every single day. And according tosalary dot com, it says that mom
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should be paid one hundred and eightyfour thousand, eight hundred and twenty dollars
for a stay at home moms hotdamn. Which makes sense. Like all
of the nurturing number one, thatthey're providing, and then all of the
housekeeping, all of the chores,all of the school all of the homework,
all of the everything that they're doing. Is so many jobs all into
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one one hundred and eighty four thousand, eight hundred and twenty dollars. I
love that. That's why. There'salso a study that found eight out of
ten moms know that their family wouldbe lost without them, which out of
ten, honestly, and this usumI if it's the theme so directs now
selling custom fit condoms, I haveso many questions. I do two and
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I'm not really sure what the answersare. I assume you have to take
a mold and send it in.I was thinking about like when people get
like retainers or something and they haveto like make a mold of their teeth,
right, do they send that samefoam stuff at home that you have
to get an erection and then makea mold of that. I assume it's
either that or you go in Victoria'sSecret style and they measure you and then
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tell you which size you are.But if that's the case, Victoria's Secret
told me I'm a double D andthat ain't rough, So they're gonna tell
everybody they need extra large. Yeah, there's so many questions, I know,
but it's coming. If you arebilingual or even more languages, you
could be making some extra big cashon the side. You can make sixty
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dollars an hour to translate different things. Yo. That's some good money too,
I know. And you can doit even on like fiber or whatever.
But basically all of these different websitesyou should be going on signing yourself
up and then you do it asmuch as you want. I wish I
was not so like illiterate and thatI could learn other languages because that would
be such a cool way to makeextra money of like, hey, I
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actually know the local lingo there,this is what it really means. Yep,
it would be amazing. Did yousee that Etsy is now finally offering
wedding registries. That is something thatI never thought about but is brilliant.
I don't know why it took themso long, because people love customized things
for their wedding or for their bacheloretteparties. And so now you can go
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on and you can get handmade likevintage gifts as well as like decor and
bridal party items, and you cansupport all businesses along the way. And
I thought it was really interesting thatthey announce this on the heels of bed
bath and beyond cluh. Yeah,they're taking advantage for sure, they definitely
are. And speaking of love,there are two new love languages, which
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I kind of thought was silly atfirst, but it actually makes sense.
So on top of the five thatalready exists, and now we also have
shared experiences and emotional security. Soshared experiences is not the same as spending
time together because this is actually moreabout learning together. Yeah, this is
like you trying something out fail ornot with your partner, which I think
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I love that. I think that'sdefinitely one of my love language is.
I think I'm every love language,like I'm already at least four of the
five, and then I'm also bothof these two to deal with. Yeah,
the other one is, well,Gemini's probably that's why you wait,
like that, are you You're aGemini, You're later, I'm a cancer,
Gemini cancer. I'm right on theedge of You're the week after?
And then what nothing? When yousaid week I was in my mind spelling
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w eak girl, Oh well youthought it. Also, emotional security is
another new love language. So thisis like really feeling like you are able
to open up and you can saywhatever you want to say and there's not
going to be any repercussions. Ifeel like that's part of the communication love
language, though. Yeah, theydid say it's a little bit different because
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it's like communication is really just kindof working through things together. Yeah,
whereas emotional security is like you've beenthrough it, there there to catch you
when you fall. I am alsothat one. Hello, I'm seven out
of seven absolutely and one more lifefacSo I know that garlic is really good
for your immune system, but everybody'slike, oh my god, I do
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not want garlic breath. Yeah.So science has now said that if you
do eat a lot of garlic,that apple can actually get rid of the
smell in your breath, like betterthan brushing your teeth or mints or mouthwash.
Eating an apple is supposed to getrid of the components of the carl
in your breath. Interesting because that'seasy to carry around in your purse.
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Don't worry, I got an appleon my backpack. And it is time
for our happy ending. So elizabethanyyou started this week? Because I usually
start? What is your happy ending? Okay? I feel like a lot
of people saw this video, buthonestly, it does make me so happy.
It's the gas station that was givingout free gas if people silly danced.
No see, oh my god.And I can't figure out where it
was. But they put up asign and said, we'll give you free
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gas if you come in here andsilly dance. And they had music going,
and so they had all these differentpeople and you can tell some of
these people probably are not dancers.Yeah, and they just come in and
there and dancing, I think isthe happiest thing that you can do.
Let yourself free for a second,right, And when you call it silly
dancing too, then it's like there'sno pressure to be on beat. You
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know that, no one is judgingyou. We're all silly dancing. I
love that the way even if Iwas over half a tank that I would
have swerved my car. And they'rejust to go dance with these people.
Hey, I love it and yeah, so yeah, yeah, what's yours?
So this story is actually really sweet. I know a lot of people
are still planning their prom or theprom just happened. So there was this
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kid, his name is Alex andin the sixth grade he met this girl
that she had down syndrome and herbiggest fear was that she was never going
to be able to go to prom, and so she made he made a
promise to her like, Hey,on my senior prom, I'm going to
invite you to prom. The girlher name is Emma. She moved away
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and he was still able to getin contact with her seven years later and
was like, hey, I wantyou to go to prom with me.
I made this promise to you.I want you to go to senior prom
with me. And they went toprom together seven years later, and she
never did get to go to promuntil he invited her. And at that
point he was like the star quarterbackof the high school. Like everybody wanted
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to be around him. Everybody wantedthought he was popular, and he was
like no, I made this promiseto Emma that she would be my senior
day. So she's coming to promwith me. And now there's going to
be a movie about it, andour lifetime movie, and I'm going to
cry the entire time. Goes say, I will not turn it down.
I will absolutely watch it. Yeah, and I will cry. It's fine.
Oh, I love that all right. Well, also love you for
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listening. Happy Mother's Day. Alsoto the single dad's Happy Mother's Day to
you as well, because you're doingit, or the gay dads you're doing
it as well. You're doing it. So yeah, I have a great
rest of your day. Thanks forlistening.
Hype was out of control? Iswith Elizabethany and Zach and have you Mother's
Day to all the moms also allof the kids who have moms who need
to celebrate today. Yeah, andall of the future moms that are like
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pregnant right now. Yes that's cute. I still have not gotten my surrogate
pregnant. But you know, oneday, one day, maybe we'll celebrate
you our Mother's Day. Yeah.It needs to happen soon though, because
honestly, I am the worst auntieof all time, Like there is no
way that my brother and my sisterin law don't hate me. Well,
like, how could you be theworst on because I feel like you would
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be the most fun aunt Like youwould be the one that brings all of
the annoying toys and brings hims andjust leaves. That's what I will be,
right But right now, Owen ishis name. He is only like
seven months old or something, andI'm that person that's like, oh my
god, I read blah blah blahon the internet about babies. Have you
seen this? And I'm not tryingto teach them how to parent. I'm
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honestly like I'm trying to learn throughthem, So I ask a lot of
questions um or all kind of feelslike you're overstepping your boundary, being like,
hey, have you tried this,this or this, because I've read
this on the internet. But I'mnot I'm actually not suggesting they do anything,
so okay, that's good, butI will say things like, um,
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oh, I have you seen anysymptoms of blank I heard that it
happens a lot right now with babies. So now you're sending the mom and
dad down a downward spiral because you'rereading these things on the internet. Yeah,
but I also ask like they're feeding. It's so wild to me that
that you feed babies solids at sixmonths. So they're doing that, and
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I'm asking so many questions about that, and I'm taking all these pictures.
I mean, they have to beso annoyed. I just know that as
soon as I walk away, they'retalking so much crape and now they're like
second guessing everything that they're doing becauseyou're asking so many questions. I don't
think they second guess a damn thing. I think they're just annoyed that I
think I know everything, but Idon't. I don't know everything, but
it probably comes off as such.I would be annoyed with you too.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm ontheir side, and I do this with
all my friends about babies. ButI just know that these two hate it
the most. Yeah, rightfully?So oh yeah, kind of not really.
We've been talking a lot, andnot just on this show, but
obviously in life. Everybody's on chat, GPT or AI and using it in
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a million different ways. It's gettingkind of creepy. Yes, So I
have thought for a while that yougot to use it to your advantage,
right, we can't just be upsetabout it happening. Okay, So I
was thinking, so many parents aregoing to be so upset that I'm giving
this idea. But you can voiceclone. So I don't know that.
(02:59):
I don't know if kids still haveto call somebody's parent and be like,
hey, they're gonna be there.I promise they're gonna be at this party.
It's not just like a kid freefor all. Yeah, Like it
usually would be that way of likehey, call my mom, or my
mom's going to call and make surethat everything's okay. Right, So,
if we're still in that generation,then you could use a voice clone I
would think. I feel like thevoice clone really comes in clutch when you
(03:21):
get in trouble and like the principlehas to call, or like your teacher
has to call, and you voiceclone your parent. I'm like, oh
no, everything is fine. I'lltake care of it when they get home.
That is brilliant. So I wantedto try this, and because it's
Mother's Day, I was like,I'll clone my mom's voice. Okay.
But so here's like I have alot of recordings from when she's called into
(03:43):
the show. So here's a clipof something she said. I tell everybody
the mailman created you because I'm waytoo conservative for you. I don't know
who brought you up, so youknow, very nice things that she's very
much So something I could hear yourmom saying, too right, So I
got her or I cloned her voice, and this is what it sounds like.
(04:04):
Yes, this is Kim. Weare here at the house and we'll
make sure they're not drinking. Likeit's not great. It kind of sounds
like her though. Oh see,I was wondering if you would think it's
better because you don't know her aswell. Yeah, Like I think if
if I had just heard her voicelike over the phone and never like in
person a lot like you do allof the time. Yeah, because you
(04:26):
know her specific inflections and what shemeans behind different tones. Yeah, hearing
the first clip versus the second clip, I would potentially believe it. I
do think that it sounds real enoughthat if somebody doesn't know my mom,
yeah, they could so here.I made a couple different versions. Yes,
this is Kim, we are hereat the house, and we'll make
sure they're not drinking. No,that's a little robotic, right, Yeah,
(04:48):
Okay, another version, Yes,this is Kim, we're here at
the house, and we'll make surethey're not drinking. That sounds like your
mom is a chain smoke I wasgonna say that. And then here's the
final This is like actually the defaultsetting of her Hello. Yes this is
Kim, we are here at thehouse, and we'll make sure they're not
drinking. It's like only that firstone is not robotic. Only the first
(05:10):
one is robotic. All of theother ones sound like the TikTok talk to
although TikTok talk to speech might beeven better. True, I was using
eleven labs. I'm sure there arebetter ones that do it? Did you
have to pay for it? No? Well, actually one dollar, but
that doesn't really count. Okay,one dollar worth it? I tried,
and they asked for five minutes worthof audio. I had about three and
(05:33):
a half minutes of my mom's audio, but I did have five minutes of
Dualipa from an interview, so Itried to clone her voice. Hello,
I am Dualipa. It's not verygood. No, no, so I
think it's great at thought, AIis still not perfect. Nobody needs a
(05:53):
freak out. I mean, thankgod you only paid one dollar because that's
about what it's worth. Yes,I wanted to know, though, what
is because you grew up with thisthing? Mom? So what was your
right? Single? Or you havea stepdad? Right? I have a
stepdad now, but I grew upmost of my life with a single mom.
Okay, well, props to herraising you mostly right and mostly right.
What is the best birthday party sheever gave you? Honestly, I
(06:15):
remember, I don't remember what yearit was, but I remember she threw
me this insane birthday party because Igrew up playing hockey. So wow,
had a birthday party at the skatingrink where all of my friends came and
we played like all of the old, like the music that we now think
is old, like all of thenineties bombs at the skating rink. And
my favorite part this sounds awful isone of my friends, Whitney Ganyer,
(06:40):
calling her out at my birthday party. She had braces at that point.
And you remember when you went tothe skating rink and they had like shag
carpet on the wall. Yeah,she got him stuck. Guests lost control
and got her braces stuck in theshag carpet at my birthday party. And
my mom had to go over therewith pliers and get her face off the
wall. Oh my god, thatpoor girl already is still traumatized. And
(07:01):
then you call her out again.I know. I'm sorry, Whitney,
love you so much. I alwayshad the same birthday party every year.
Pretty much. It was. Wehad a pool in my backyards, so
everybody would come over the pool.My mom would make me this cake with
a barbie. I loved it.That's all I needed. We would have
some sort of craft and that wasit. Yeah, sounds fun. There
was. Did you see this family? They spend fifty thousand dollars on their
(07:24):
nine year old birthday party. Excuseme what? And it wasn't Kim Kardashian,
it was not. I think they'rejust influencers, So TVD if they're
actually rich or if they just knewthat they needed to spend this much to
go viral. Thousand dollars. Theyrented a yah a super yacht for the
day for a nine year old.For a nine year old, here's the
thing. So they asked him whathe wanted. He said a Hawaiian themed.
(07:46):
So they got mocktails, which anine year old I feel like doesn't
care about. No, they gothula girls, actual hula girls for a
nine year old. Huh. Theygot a caricature artist to draw them.
Okay, that's cute for a nineyear old, and a candy buffet cute
as well. Love, I can'ttell if any of the kid's parents were
(08:07):
invited. If not, that's numberone. I feel like super inappropriate.
You're telling me that drag queens arethe problem, and you're having luau girls
for a nine year old birthday part, right, I just can't imagine too.
As a parent. You're like,here, childs go on this super
yacht while I wait here on thedock for you to come home. Absolutely
not. I'm like, okay,he said he wanted Hawaiian themed. You
(08:28):
could have gotten like those cute littleflower necklaces. You could have had like
a pool party. You have playedlimbo, all of the fun things for
a nine year old. But thisway too far. They're gonna go broke
because influencers won't be a thing inten years when he needs a college tuition.
Dang, and the truth bomb continue. And there there was the whole
tuition right there in that nine birthdayparty. I hope he enjoyed it.
(08:50):
I want to start admitting the signsthat we see that we are turning into
our moms, oh or our parentin general. But yeah, it's a
really scary fact when you start torealize, oh god, I am my
parent, I am so what arethe signs for you? My very first
sign is when I started having tostart the dishwasher every single night before I
(09:13):
went to bed, Like my momalways had this rule that she never wanted
to wake up with dishes in thesink, And now recently I've realized that
it gives me anxiety if I wakeup and there's dishes in the sink.
So are you the dishwasher? Yeah? Okay, good, I put them
in the dishwasher. Yeah yeah.So I've always had the good characteristics of
her, like very crafty and stufflike that, But now I'd make all
(09:37):
the same facial expressions for better orworse, and my fuse is getting shorter.
It. I can't say that Icould tell you any different. I'm
like demanding that people recognize what I'mdoing. I mean, as you should,
though, right, and as momsshould, by the way, for
the record, but if you wantto again, we are our parents,
(10:03):
for better or worse. I meanwe are literally their DNA. It'd be
like that, right, and theyraise us like even if you're not the
DNA, they still race you.Yeah, thank you so much for calling.
What have you noticed? What isthe first sign that you're turning into
your parents? So? My momhas an incredible Christmas tree every year,
and it's usually like two feet biggerthan the ceilings that we actually have in
(10:26):
our house. Okay, we haveto like tie it to the wall,
it's that bad. But now Ihave found myself doing the exact same thing.
And she also has to specifically decoratethe tree, which I have now
also taken on as well, andthat's at least like a cute one to
take over from your mom. SoI approve that one. I think it
could be much worse. Yeah,well, I enjoy it, but whoever's
(10:48):
decorating the tree with me usually doesn'tenjoy it. So invite us over next
year, will we will help?We got you? Okay, great?
How about you? What have younoticed you're doing that? Your parents definitely
do as well. I was walkingmy dog the other day and this kid
goes flying by in his car,making a lot of noise, playing the
radio, going too fast, andI literally yelled, bow down, there's
(11:13):
children here. And I was like, oh my god, I'm my parent.
Yeah, you're now the old manthat says get off my lawn.
Correct. Yeah, I love this. I actually saw a three year old.
I was visiting some friends recently andthey have a boat and the little
girl, a little three year old. She stands, she sees a boat
go by, she puts her handson her hip. She goes, slow
(11:35):
your ass down. So it's happeningearly for her, yeah, very early.
Yeah. There is this woman thatgot arrested this week because she poisoned
her husband. I saw the headline, but how did she poison him?
What's crazy is that last week Iwas thinking to myself, the easiest at
(11:56):
the easiest way to murder somebody nowand get away with it is with ventenyl
because you could blame it on themgetting it from anybody, Yeah, off
the street somewhere. So that's whatshe did. She made him a moscow
mule and put it in there.That is terrifying. Oh, I have
goose bumps. But then she mademoney off of his death. She wrote
this grief book for children. Imean, I never cared about this stuff
(12:22):
until now. They do Dateline inthe middle of the day and if it's
like point five seconds on my TV, then I get sucked in. And
I know everyone else loves true crime, And it's just insanity that she was
doing all this press tour everything talkingabout how her amazing husband they're struggling to
say goodbye, and the whole timethis was actually her second attempt at killing
(12:43):
him. That is awful. Likethis sounds really really bad, but I
feel like she took a note outof like O. J. Simpson's book,
because like he wrote a book likeif I had murdered her. Even
though he was quote unquote found notguilty, everybody still assumes that he is
guilty. So now she's writing abook about it. It's weird and making
(13:05):
money and people are reading it anddoing this whole press tour. I was
afraid too that he never saw itcoming. But there are texts of him
telling his friends that he thought hewas being poisoned, which is wild.
Like you should be able to trustyour partner to make you a drink.
Also, if you feel like you'rebeing poisoned, why are you drinking it?
That too, that too, wouldn'tyou stop? I would think so
(13:26):
like, no, I'm good,I'll make my own thanks, So honey,
anyway, that is the latest bigtrue crime story that I'm sure we'll
have all kinds of special soon.Did she get like a big payout though,
for like life insurance? Oh?I don't know. What was the
point of murdering him instead of justgetting a divorce. That's why we'll need
all the specials. Yeah, Ineed them. Zach, you have been
(13:48):
kind of heated for the last weekbecause you found out something from your mom.
We're changing the name of the Morningshow to the Morning Show. Mu
are in? I g mourning becausemy mom was at my house last weekend,
like cooking brunch. We had allof my siblings over. We would
just like hanging out, having familytime. And I was like, you
(14:09):
know what, before my sister,So my sister just had a baby,
like a year ago. So nowthat's her very first grandchild, which by
the way, was a surprise child. So if you've not heard that story,
go back and listen to our podcast. Yeah, complete surprise child.
But I was like, you knowwhat, before my sister had Jackson,
I was the favorite child, LikeI always knew that I was a favorite
(14:30):
child. And then since my sisterhad the baby, my sister became the
favorite child since she brought the firstgrandchild into the world. And my mom
looked at me dead in the face, straight eyed, and goes, oh,
honey, you've never been the favoritechild. Never, And I'm not
even just not right now, butnever. I thought that at least I
(14:50):
had a good few years, likea good run where I was a favorite
child for like three or four yearswhile my sister was out doing insane things
and my little brother was out doinginsane things, that I was the favorite
child for like at least three tofour years. And my boyfriend looked at
me and he goes, Honey,I've known your family for a long time.
It's always been Katie, even whenshe was like a sixteen year old.
(15:13):
Moms never love their teenage daughters.They love them, they don't like
them. Yeah, okay, that'sfair. So I'm like the fact that
I was shocked, literally shocked thatI have never once been the favorite child.
And I don't understand how will well, what go ahead? We could
count the ways I am the bestchild that there could possibly be, says
(15:35):
the guy who said last week thathe wants to show up at his sister's
bridal shower. Yeah and make ithis okay, And what's the problem with
that? Well, I feel likeI deserve to be the favorite child for
at least a day, Like,not even on my birthday could she say
that I was her favorite child.Sorry, here's this you need to know.
(16:02):
With Elizabethany and Zach Zack, I'vebeen so excited to tell you about
this, but science has officially createdand five babies have been born with how
with three people's DNA, So thatmeans they have Like for you and David,
it would have both of your DNA'swithin. Yeah, Okay, that's
(16:26):
actually exciting because whenever I thought abouthaving a surrogate, I was like,
you know what, We're gonna putboth of our stuff in a blender,
mix it up and just see whathappens. Right, And I think that's
fair whatever, that's what everybody's always, not always, but done for a
while. But to be able,and they don't know when it'll be fully
available to everyone, but to beable to have three people's DNAs and one
(16:48):
baby is really a game changer fora lot of people. It's a game
changer and a little bit scary ifthey come out and deformed, Like that's
a lot going on into one person. So they pretty much like if you
have let's say, you have adisease, right, so that's why you
shouldn't have a baby. Yeah,they'll like somehow take out that DNA of
you, of that disease and thenput in someone else's. Weird. I
(17:12):
have goosebumps right now. Yeah,it's wild. So did you see?
Since today as Mother's Day, Iwanted to talk about, like a lot
of women that are say at homemoms, how much they should actually get
paid for all of the eighteen jobsthat they do. It's got to be
at least six figures. So they'resaying that moms do eighteen or so jobs
every single day. And according tosalary dot com, it says that mom
(17:34):
should be paid one hundred and eightyfour thousand, eight hundred and twenty dollars
for a stay at home moms hotdamn. Which makes sense. Like all
of the nurturing number one, thatthey're providing, and then all of the
housekeeping, all of the chores,all of the school all of the homework,
all of the everything that they're doing. Is so many jobs all into
(17:56):
one one hundred and eighty four thousand, eight hundred and twenty dollars. I
love that. That's why. There'salso a study that found eight out of
ten moms know that their family wouldbe lost without them, which out of
ten, honestly, and this usumI if it's the theme so directs now
selling custom fit condoms, I haveso many questions. I do two and
(18:22):
I'm not really sure what the answersare. I assume you have to take
a mold and send it in.I was thinking about like when people get
like retainers or something and they haveto like make a mold of their teeth,
right, do they send that samefoam stuff at home that you have
to get an erection and then makea mold of that. I assume it's
either that or you go in Victoria'sSecret style and they measure you and then
(18:45):
tell you which size you are.But if that's the case, Victoria's Secret
told me I'm a double D andthat ain't rough, So they're gonna tell
everybody they need extra large. Yeah, there's so many questions, I know,
but it's coming. If you arebilingual or even more languages, you
could be making some extra big cashon the side. You can make sixty
(19:06):
dollars an hour to translate different things. Yo. That's some good money too,
I know. And you can doit even on like fiber or whatever.
But basically all of these different websitesyou should be going on signing yourself
up and then you do it asmuch as you want. I wish I
was not so like illiterate and thatI could learn other languages because that would
be such a cool way to makeextra money of like, hey, I
(19:30):
actually know the local lingo there,this is what it really means. Yep,
it would be amazing. Did yousee that Etsy is now finally offering
wedding registries. That is something thatI never thought about but is brilliant.
I don't know why it took themso long, because people love customized things
for their wedding or for their bacheloretteparties. And so now you can go
(19:52):
on and you can get handmade likevintage gifts as well as like decor and
bridal party items, and you cansupport all businesses along the way. And
I thought it was really interesting thatthey announce this on the heels of bed
bath and beyond cluh. Yeah,they're taking advantage for sure, they definitely
are. And speaking of love,there are two new love languages, which
(20:12):
I kind of thought was silly atfirst, but it actually makes sense.
So on top of the five thatalready exists, and now we also have
shared experiences and emotional security. Soshared experiences is not the same as spending
time together because this is actually moreabout learning together. Yeah, this is
like you trying something out fail ornot with your partner, which I think
(20:36):
I love that. I think that'sdefinitely one of my love language is.
I think I'm every love language,like I'm already at least four of the
five, and then I'm also bothof these two to deal with. Yeah,
the other one is, well,Gemini's probably that's why you wait,
like that, are you You're aGemini, You're later, I'm a cancer,
Gemini cancer. I'm right on theedge of You're the week after?
And then what nothing? When yousaid week I was in my mind spelling
(21:03):
w eak girl, Oh well youthought it. Also, emotional security is
another new love language. So thisis like really feeling like you are able
to open up and you can saywhatever you want to say and there's not
going to be any repercussions. Ifeel like that's part of the communication love
language, though. Yeah, theydid say it's a little bit different because
(21:27):
it's like communication is really just kindof working through things together. Yeah,
whereas emotional security is like you've beenthrough it, there there to catch you
when you fall. I am alsothat one. Hello, I'm seven out
of seven absolutely and one more lifefacSo I know that garlic is really good
for your immune system, but everybody'slike, oh my god, I do
(21:49):
not want garlic breath. Yeah.So science has now said that if you
do eat a lot of garlic,that apple can actually get rid of the
smell in your breath, like betterthan brushing your teeth or mints or mouthwash.
Eating an apple is supposed to getrid of the components of the carl
in your breath. Interesting because that'seasy to carry around in your purse.
(22:10):
Don't worry, I got an appleon my backpack. And it is time
for our happy ending. So elizabethanyyou started this week? Because I usually
start? What is your happy ending? Okay? I feel like a lot
of people saw this video, buthonestly, it does make me so happy.
It's the gas station that was givingout free gas if people silly danced.
No see, oh my god.And I can't figure out where it
was. But they put up asign and said, we'll give you free
(22:33):
gas if you come in here andsilly dance. And they had music going,
and so they had all these differentpeople and you can tell some of
these people probably are not dancers.Yeah, and they just come in and
there and dancing, I think isthe happiest thing that you can do.
Let yourself free for a second,right, And when you call it silly
dancing too, then it's like there'sno pressure to be on beat. You
(22:56):
know that, no one is judgingyou. We're all silly dancing. I
love that the way even if Iwas over half a tank that I would
have swerved my car. And they'rejust to go dance with these people.
Hey, I love it and yeah, so yeah, yeah, what's yours?
So this story is actually really sweet. I know a lot of people
are still planning their prom or theprom just happened. So there was this
(23:18):
kid, his name is Alex andin the sixth grade he met this girl
that she had down syndrome and herbiggest fear was that she was never going
to be able to go to prom, and so she made he made a
promise to her like, Hey,on my senior prom, I'm going to
invite you to prom. The girlher name is Emma. She moved away
(23:38):
and he was still able to getin contact with her seven years later and
was like, hey, I wantyou to go to prom with me.
I made this promise to you.I want you to go to senior prom
with me. And they went toprom together seven years later, and she
never did get to go to promuntil he invited her. And at that
point he was like the star quarterbackof the high school. Like everybody wanted
(24:00):
to be around him. Everybody wantedthought he was popular, and he was
like no, I made this promiseto Emma that she would be my senior
day. So she's coming to promwith me. And now there's going to
be a movie about it, andour lifetime movie, and I'm going to
cry the entire time. Goes say, I will not turn it down.
I will absolutely watch it. Yeah, and I will cry. It's fine.
Oh, I love that all right. Well, also love you for
(24:22):
listening. Happy Mother's Day. Alsoto the single dad's Happy Mother's Day to
you as well, because you're doingit, or the gay dads you're doing
it as well. You're doing it. So yeah, I have a great
rest of your day. Thanks forlistening.
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