BONUS - Easter Crimin'

People do the weirdest crimes on, and in celebration of, Easter. Ever heard of an Easter Brunch Cult? The cops had to deal with this.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
W W Resurrection SmackDown, Jesus, h Christ Forgiver, Son Up Gods,
Peter the Hopper, the stumpering Machine, Jesus take one cup
of beer and a hot dog the entire studium. Look
for Peter Chocolotball takes the basket. Don't miss the hopping

(00:25):
rock movie competing for Easter bragging rights. It's The Resurrection
SmackDown Sunder, but you'll only need the eggs.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Normally, you think of Easter is a pretty relaxing, chill
holiday where he's at Easter baskets and kids die eggs.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But this is America where everything is a little bit different.
And I know that because we did a search for
the weirdest Easter related crimes.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, who is criming on Easter to be a special day?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's what we thought until we googled it and found
all the headlines. We'll go over some of the weirdest
Easter related crimes already, since Easter is this weekend. Here's
a headline Easter bunny busted for trespassing after hiding eggs
in strangers bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
In the eggs because you're just trying to do a
good thing. Your kids it's out of Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
A local man dressed as the Easter Bunny claimed he
was just getting creative with hiding spots. Police obviously disagreed.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Somebody else man with the golden egg. They got going
to find it there, aren't they.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm like, what's in your eggs? Are you hiding your
rugs in somebody else's house?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
How many people are doing crazy things in relation to Easter.
I literally had no idea that so many people got
crazy around Easter time.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
But here's another.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
One of the top Easter related crime headlines from this week.
Family Easter egg hunt ends and arrest after sibling fight
over the golden egg.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, who hits rested the siblings?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
You can't be just fighting with your family just because
you lost your sore loser.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Well, you guys didn't do that in your house. We
fought on an egg. We fought over eggs and mine.
Nobody got arrested. My victories were decisive. There was no argument.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, police say the golden egg contained fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
No one ever tells you how much is in the
golden egg, and they make it seem like it's ten
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So you better find that egg and you got to
fight to the death for it. Do you just ignore?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
You just ignore that. Last month you realize your parents
are like, I'm stressing the amount money. You're like, but
there's gonna be ten million dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Next to the Easter related crime.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
We're going over the top Easter related crimes because who
knew so many people did things on Easter that were illegal.
Florida man steels church's Easter brunch and then blames it
on the devil in a bunny suit.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Okay, well that just sounds about right, not shocking Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
When this is say that he fled the scene with
a ham, three deviled eggs, and a fistful of peeps.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I mean, leave them alone, a fistful, though unbalanced breakfast.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Here's another headline from one of the strangest Easter related
crimes leading up to Easter this weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
This one's out of North Dakota.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Chaos at mall as two Easter bunnies getting to fist
fight over turf.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Mall security had to step in after children started chanting
fight fight instead of taking photos. The two Easter bunnies
and gotten to fight at the mall. Maybe the one
was supposed to be on the other side of the idea.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
That's bound to happen. I've always wanted to see it.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Kids.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
He takes someone to Easter spot Easter Bunny Spot. Hey,
that's gonna be some fighting. I don't know, it's so serious.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
This is another story out of Florida. Drunk uncle tackles
inflatable bunny declare himself the real Easter hero, King of.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
The Mountain, Baby, King of the Mountains. Too drunken the
early Easter celebration or something. The officers say. He was
found covered in chocolate, nice wearing bunny.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Ears, shouting come at me, Bunny.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
That sounds like a really good party.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
The single uncle, the fun uncle. I'd like to say hello.
Here's another you want to date the chocolate covered guy
by sounds.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Man. This one is a story of apparently mistaken identity
by the cops. But there was an Easter brunch happening early,
you know, But police responded to an Eastern cult gathering
was out of Arkansas. It turned out to be just
an enthusiastic brunch club. How do you mistake that for

(05:04):
a cold gathering? A bunch of people in bunny masks
outside parties fell Mimosa's pancakes And.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Was that a cover though? Like that could be a
serious cover up for something, if you're all wearing these
bunny masks.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
That the police thought I didn't see. I do know
that that's not a cover.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It's the guy who's across the street who didn't get invited,
who is mad who called the cops on that.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Why are you wearing bunny masks with pancakes?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
You can't even eat them.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They're covering something up.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Well, those those weird bunny masks only cover half your face, That's.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
What I was thinking of.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, that sounds sketchy with the cops.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here's another that sounds headline for a weird Easter related crime,
teen Cot shoplifting one hundred and forty seven Cadbury eggs.
Claims he was just doing the bunnies work. Of course
it was a a Walmart. Yeah, he told me to
pick him up.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
You can't arrest me.