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April 21, 2025 5 mins

Apparently your facial features tell a whole story before you ever open your mouth to put your foot in it. The Jubal Show has the details.

 



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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you ever wonder what people think of you just

(00:02):
by looking at your face? It's a jewbill show. I
just learned something crazy on TikTok the other day. Well,
every time I go on TikTok, I learned this. I
guess when I go on TikTok Live, somebody always shares
with me something that is really shocking to me. They say,
I've got a face for radio. My response is, well,

(00:23):
that's good if I do radio. If I had a
face for CPA, i'd be in the wrong business.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
But there's a new.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Study out that's going viral that says exactly how people
judge you based on your facial features. So we'll go
over it now, so you can see what people think
of you just by looking at you. If you have
large eyes, a soft jaw line, and a gentle smile,
people judge you as being caring, empathetic, and nurturing.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Ah okay, is that kind of victoria.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Ish smiling, large eyes, soft john line, gentle smile. Basically
the kind of person that people assume rescues baby.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Birds and cries during Pixar movies. That's like a Disney princess.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, exactly, we're going over a new study that says
people judge you right away based on your facial features,
and here's what they think. Dimples or laugh lines can
make somebody seem more approachable and warm, interesting, like somebody
who'd help you move even if you only met them.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I have laugh lines, but I will not help you
move multiple times. It should be like Victoria.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
If you really need help, I will give you money
to move, but I'm not going to go over there
and physically help you.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, if you have thin lips, heavy brows, and tight jaws,
this might be me. You give off a colder, aggressive vibe.
I definitely give that vibe. The thing is, I'm not
cold or aggressive, you know, but people always think that
I am unapproachable a lot of times, especially if I'm
concentrating on something, because it's hard for me to concentrate.

(01:58):
Add So I scout a lot when I concentrate, and
I'll be working on something and people think I'm mad.
It's happened my whole life and my whole career. People
are like, what's wrong, and I'm like, nothing, what's.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The amount of times I've been asked if Jewbell is
mad at somebody is unreasonable.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Especially in this office. Yeah, it's jewel mad at me.
He doesn't even who are you. I don't even know
who you are, sir.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I just saw him in the break room and very angry,
specifically at me.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I even look at anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And also I don't I become a little more chatty
because I want people to know that I'm in a
good mood ninety nine percent of the time. But at work,
I think people are working, so I don't want to
bug them if they're because of how I am. If
I don't if I take my mind off of something,
if I'm going to get coffee in the break room,
I have to keep thinking about the thing I'm doing.
Otherwise I'll be off somewhere else doing something and I'm

(02:49):
never going to get my job done because ad.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
So I assume that people are also like that at work.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So I'm just like, hey, you know, because I don't
want to distract them from what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Then they go, oh, the guy's jerky, never talks you.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Just thinking coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, Hey man, it's up coffee.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Coffee, back to work, coffee, back to work. There's a person.
Don't distract them. They have to do as well, and
then we lost him.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Here's how people judge you based on your facial features.
People with downturned mouths may be unfairly seen as grumpy
or harsh, even when they're just chilling.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Brad, is my mouth turned down a little bit? It grumpy? Harsh? Person?
You sad? I'm only grumpy sometimes.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But I'm hungry, angry, angry angry.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's a different emotions. Percent fine and look like they
just got cut off in traffic.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's b I look like a mat all the time.
That's just that that resting d face. Yeah. I will
always comment on our social media posts like, hey, why
is producer Brad's upset? Why is he such a jerk?
I'm like, I'm nice. That's your automotes.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Sometimes that's a sense of humor. It's like that sarcasm.
So he's trying to be funny.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
To get my joke. Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
If you have a direct gaze, lifted chin, and open
facial posture, open facial posture, that yeah, what like everything's open,
Like your mouth's open. Everything's just open.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's like when you lean up, like you're making yourself
like approachable.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Okay, So if you're flirting if you got open facial
facial posture. That sounds funny though people judge you as
confident person.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Probably his job interviews and talks to flight attendants like
old friends.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I can see that. That drives me crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't know why when you see somebody spark up
a conversation with the flight attendants and trying to be
best friends by the end of the flight they got
the free drink every single time, just friends.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Because if it's genuine, I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
But like you know, you can tell the difference, like
that one person that sparks up a convers station anywhere,
but he's not going to remember or her are not
going to remember your name. It's just almost like they're
just talking to talk and you happen to be the
person that's there.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Monina, have you ever flirted with somebody for a free drink?
Of course,
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