BONUS - How to tell if you've been abducted

We now have the list of 5 signs you've been abducted by aliens, even if you don't remember it. Listen closely. For science.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
So I've never seen the movie.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, that's from the movie ET, which is a documentary
first about a young boy making contact with aliens. It's
a jubil show. And have you been abducted by aliens?
Hit us up eight eight eight three four three six
one text in four to one O six one. And
I asked the question because a guy's going viral today

(00:28):
who said that he's been abducted by aliens. And he says,
there are five signs that you can tell if you've
been abducted by aliens.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, So if you're abducted and got your memory erased,
this is how you.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Know, right, Okay, yeah, because not everybody remembers it. We
have to understand. I knew a guy who was abducted
once and he remembered everything and nobody believed him.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Right.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
His name was Billy Pilgrim. Who Billy Pilgrim. We'll get
to it later.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Also, a group of astronomers think they found a planet
one hundred and twenty four light years away with life
on it. Who alien news from today? This guy in
the UK is named Philip Kinsella, and he claims that
he was abducted by reptilian aliens. In nineteen eighty nine.
He says they look like small dinosaurs, and they beamed
him up, stripped them naked, and luckily probed him. I

(01:19):
added the luckily right, But that's what he says. And
he's doing interviews right now, and one of his interviews
is going viral where he says that there are five
clear cut signs that you can tell if you've been
abducted by aliens. So the first sign, he says, is
bumps under your skin, under your skin, Yes, underneath, bumps

(01:41):
under your.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
So you'd be able to feel them, right, Like if
they were under your skin, you can feel the bumps.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Aliens often leave implants under your skin. They'll show up
on X rays and could be as small as a
grain of rice.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I have one of my forearm. I've been there for
a while.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, I've got a few.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You got a juicy booty. I was just thinking you
tried to plant one there. There's no way you can find.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It, Nina, What if that's what knots are? You're getting
a massage.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Wait, but you still have them though you can't get them,
Like don't you normally get knots unwinded or untied or whatever,
you get them pushed out.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, not all of them.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
They always returned.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, yeah they do good point producer bread. Another thing
that this guy says is a sign you can tell
if you've been abducted by aliens nose bleeds. If you
get a lot of random nose bleeds for two years,
why too, Well, for it's two years after you've been abducted.
So if you had a span of a couple of

(02:42):
years in your life where you were getting nose bleeds
and then they went away, probably were probed by aliens.
I used to get them. I used to get them
all the time. I swear to God, I used to
get all the time. Yeah, I've never gotten those bleeds before.
But over the last like six months, I've gotten some
nose bleeds randomly.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Do you have bumps under your skin too?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I do.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Actually, I could see Brad getting like, I.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Don't remember getting abducted by aliens. I'm going to be
severely disappointed.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
R Mine.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, like they finally abducted me because I've been wanting
to get abducted forever and then they finally do and
I can't remember it because.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
They knew you had come back and tell everyone everything
they could. Yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
There. Astronomers think they found a planet one hundred and
twenty four light years away with life on it. And
there's a video of a guy doing interviews right now
going viral who's named Philip Cansell, and he claims he
was abducted by reptilian aliens in nineteen eighty nine. And
he said that there's five ways you can tell if
you've also been abducted by aliens text in four one

(03:44):
oh sixty one. By the way, if you have any
of these or if you've been abducted strange flashbacks, He says,
you might start remembering bits and pieces of memories that
your brain blocked out, Like maybe you're in a dream.
Maybe you're dreaming and you dream about being abducted by aliens.
Was it a dream, yes, or was it a flashback?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't know, man, Melotonin makes my brain do weird things.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Another sign that you might have been abducted by aliens.
Missing time, like if you went thought you went for
a twenty minute walk walk, and then you found out
that you've been gone for hours.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
So if you have ADHD.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, I was going to say, this happens to me.
Every day every day.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Maybe you really were up maybe checking it.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
All off, Like oh yeah, They're like, wait a second,
I have ADHD? Or am I just getting abducted by
aliens all the time. I was abducted like seven times yesterday.
I guess that's so true.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You walked in this morning. He's like, I don't know
why I'm losing time today.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I was, yeah, I forgot to take my medication this morning,
and like I was early actually getting ready, and I
was later than normal getting because I kept getting distracted
around the house. I had to go back into that.
I was like four times to grab things that I forgot.
I'm like, wait, I need this wait, and I'm like
I was driving to work and I'm like why why am.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I so distracted?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I was like, oh, I forgot to take my I
think I.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Know what happened. The aliens abducted you, right, but they
forgot They didn't realize you have a d D, so
you forgot your meds, and so they brought you up
to their spaceship and they were like, man, this guy
can't we can't get a control on anything.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
To keep him on track at all. Showed up at
work and the fifth sign that you might have been
abducted by aliens. Psychic powers, Oh, Philip claims that the
reptiles took him up there and somehow opened his mind
and left him with supernatural abilities. Oddly, he now makes
a living as a psychic.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You had visions, so that does really fit the thing too.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I have psychic powers. I could put words in people's
heads brad F word what oh, yeah, you did it?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I saw it happen. I saw it happened, or