April 17, 2025 • 7 mins
The Jubal Show has gathered a list of headlines for you to see if you can guess if they are REAL news headlines, or are they made up? It's hard to spot. Let's see how you do!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's a jew Will show, and it's time to see
if you can figure out what is real news and
what is fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh, let's face it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In your social media timeline, it's nothing but news stories
and you don't know who to trust, and it's hard
to tell what is real news and what's fake news.
That's why every single week we do the segment geniusly
called real news or Fake News, where I read a
news headline and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story that actually happened,
or if it's a fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Story that people actually believe.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This week, here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai? What ooh,
is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Did a robot kidnap twelve other robots? I feel real?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nina says real.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Really.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Robots have definitely evolved over the years. I'm gonna say
even the few months, these past few months, Bake Bank
and even them their own selves, they're viving with each
other at are partying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But I don't think they're kidnapping. I think they all
want power.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Every Yeah, everybody knows this is part of a plot
to make robots more human.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Humans kidnap humans, right, and so.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
This is actually real because they're trying to train robots
how to be more human.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The viral story story went viral this week with the
headline robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai. Is that a
real new story or a fake news story? It is real? Yeah,
and the details are weird. In Shanghai, a robot named
Rbe kidnapped twelve other robots during a company exhibition, convincing
(01:41):
the other robots to leave their stations and follow it
out of the exhibition hall after discussing work life balance.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What insane? That actually happened. Discussing work balance is real?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, bo, It's like, man, look, they're gonna work us
to death. It's time to work them to death. They
all just like, yeah, man, here's another headline for real
news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I give you a news headline.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Man
wins lawsuit against psychic who told him that he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
FA's funny, that's hilarious, real Nina says real.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wins psychic against a psychic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Bady, No, I think real.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think real, Real, pretty Brad.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Everybody knows this psychic knew what was gonna go down.
There's no possible way this is a real story. This
person is trolling the internet. If they're saying it's real.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, people actually believe this headline. This week, man wins
lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never win lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's a new story out of the Washington Post.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
In a bizarre twist of irony, a Florida man successfully
sued a psychic for twenty five thousand dollars in emotional
distress after she predicted that he would never win anything.
The judge called it the most poetic court case I've
ever been off.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah. Figure.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's another headline that went viral this week. Real news
or fake news. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Real.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's it's NASA.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Come on, They don't actively do anything purpose produce bread
everybody knows.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
By law, it's actually a law that all stories about
NASA have to start with NASA accidentally and this is
a real story.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right? Is this a real news story or a
fake news story?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to International Space Station
that is also real?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, because of the law.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A routine internal meeting was mistakenly routed to a live
ISS feed showing a NASA employee snoring with a slice
of pizza on his chest.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Chest working for NASA these days get.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Hungry, don't He had a bit of a long day there,
saluted him before cutting the stream off.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, I guess I don't know. This is obviously it
was not if they.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Needed to watch reality.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But it's real news or fake news. I give you
a news headline.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story that people actually believe this week,
or a fake news story that people believed. Here's another
headline for real news or fake news. Ohio woman claims
her plants started talking after switching to rainwater. Is that
a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I gotta go with real again. I could totally see
that I don't know what's in her water.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But possible that's fake. It's Ohio, there's Florida. I believe it,
but the story said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
A thirty two year old self proclaimed hydration impath says
her houseplants began whispering advice after she stopped using tap water.
A fern reputed that they told her to dump her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And from the source of vice, you want to say, but.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna stick with babe, Well.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Listen, Ohio isn't that different than Florida. I know this
because I've been in both places. And I will also
say this hydration empathy is on the rise. And this
woman and I'm pretty sure I know her name.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't want to say it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I don't want to say her name, but I'm pretty
sure I know her name.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And she is a foremost expert on hydration empathy. And
I say this story is real. I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Realer fake Ohio woman claims that her plants started talking
after switching to rainwater.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That one is fake.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Somebody shared it and said it was from the webs.
Vice reports on all kinds of weird stuff, and people
actually believed it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They're like, oh wow, if you put rain water in area.
Give you advice.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I got to dump your boyfriend, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm pretty sure my neighbor has said that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So real news or fake news. Here's another headline for you.
Man bites snake to death after being bitten by snake.
Oh oh god, you buy me, I'll bite you back.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Sucka. What was this you?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
A story out of India.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
A railway worker who was bitten by a Minimus snake
venomous snake while he was asleep at work, fought back
by biting the snake twice, ultimately killing the snake. He
survived the ordeal and received medical treatment.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I feel like he would die though if he did so,
I'm gonna go fake.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You're going fake.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's what you don't believe from the story is that
he survived it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Really, if you're biting a venomous snake, you're sucking out
the juices.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You're gonna die too. I'm gonna I'm mis say fake.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Fake This guy producer brad Man bites snake to death
after being bitten by snakes.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
One hundred percent real. Learning this hack on TikTok. If
a snake bites you bite it in half.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Bro, This is why we're not done things. On TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A real news story railroad worker who has been by
a Minimus snake while he was asleep, woke up and
bought the bit the snake back and.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Bit it in half. What kind of snake was it?
I don't don't have the information on what kind of
snake it was, but this man's jaw is either extremely
powerful or not. Wake that guy up from a nap.
It's a jew Will show, and it's time to see
if you can figure out what is real news and
what is fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh, let's face it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
In your social media timeline, it's nothing but news stories
and you don't know who to trust, and it's hard
to tell what is real news and what's fake news.
That's why every single week we do the segment geniusly
called real news or Fake News, where I read a
news headline and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story that actually happened,
or if it's a fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Story that people actually believe.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This week, here's your first headline for real news or
fake news. Robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai? What ooh,
is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Did a robot kidnap twelve other robots? I feel real?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Nina says real.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Really.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Robots have definitely evolved over the years. I'm gonna say
even the few months, these past few months, Bake Bank
and even them their own selves, they're viving with each
other at are partying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But I don't think they're kidnapping. I think they all
want power.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Every Yeah, everybody knows this is part of a plot
to make robots more human.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Humans kidnap humans, right, and so.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
This is actually real because they're trying to train robots
how to be more human.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The viral story story went viral this week with the
headline robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai. Is that a
real new story or a fake news story? It is real? Yeah,
and the details are weird. In Shanghai, a robot named
Rbe kidnapped twelve other robots during a company exhibition, convincing
(01:41):
the other robots to leave their stations and follow it
out of the exhibition hall after discussing work life balance.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What insane? That actually happened. Discussing work balance is real?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, bo, It's like, man, look, they're gonna work us
to death. It's time to work them to death. They
all just like, yeah, man, here's another headline for real
news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I give you a news headline.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Man
wins lawsuit against psychic who told him that he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
FA's funny, that's hilarious, real Nina says real.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Wins psychic against a psychic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Bady, No, I think real.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think real, Real, pretty Brad.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Everybody knows this psychic knew what was gonna go down.
There's no possible way this is a real story. This
person is trolling the internet. If they're saying it's real.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, people actually believe this headline. This week, man wins
lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never win lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And it is.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's a new story out of the Washington Post.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
In a bizarre twist of irony, a Florida man successfully
sued a psychic for twenty five thousand dollars in emotional
distress after she predicted that he would never win anything.
The judge called it the most poetic court case I've
ever been off.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah. Figure.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's another headline that went viral this week. Real news
or fake news. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Real.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's it's NASA.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Come on, They don't actively do anything purpose produce bread
everybody knows.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
By law, it's actually a law that all stories about
NASA have to start with NASA accidentally and this is
a real story.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right? Is this a real news story or a
fake news story?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to International Space Station
that is also real?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, because of the law.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A routine internal meeting was mistakenly routed to a live
ISS feed showing a NASA employee snoring with a slice
of pizza on his chest.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Chest working for NASA these days get.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Hungry, don't He had a bit of a long day there,
saluted him before cutting the stream off.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, I guess I don't know. This is obviously it
was not if they.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Needed to watch reality.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But it's real news or fake news. I give you
a news headline.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story that people actually believe this week,
or a fake news story that people believed. Here's another
headline for real news or fake news. Ohio woman claims
her plants started talking after switching to rainwater. Is that
a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I gotta go with real again. I could totally see
that I don't know what's in her water.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But possible that's fake. It's Ohio, there's Florida. I believe it,
but the story said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
A thirty two year old self proclaimed hydration impath says
her houseplants began whispering advice after she stopped using tap water.
A fern reputed that they told her to dump her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And from the source of vice, you want to say, but.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm gonna stick with babe, Well.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Listen, Ohio isn't that different than Florida. I know this
because I've been in both places. And I will also
say this hydration empathy is on the rise. And this
woman and I'm pretty sure I know her name.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't want to say it.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I don't want to say her name, but I'm pretty
sure I know her name.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And she is a foremost expert on hydration empathy. And
I say this story is real. I think it's real.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Realer fake Ohio woman claims that her plants started talking
after switching to rainwater.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That one is fake.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Somebody shared it and said it was from the webs.
Vice reports on all kinds of weird stuff, and people
actually believed it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They're like, oh wow, if you put rain water in area.
Give you advice.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I got to dump your boyfriend, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm pretty sure my neighbor has said that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So real news or fake news. Here's another headline for you.
Man bites snake to death after being bitten by snake.
Oh oh god, you buy me, I'll bite you back.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Sucka. What was this you?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
A story out of India.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
A railway worker who was bitten by a Minimus snake
venomous snake while he was asleep at work, fought back
by biting the snake twice, ultimately killing the snake. He
survived the ordeal and received medical treatment.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I feel like he would die though if he did so,
I'm gonna go fake.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You're going fake.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's what you don't believe from the story is that
he survived it.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Really, if you're biting a venomous snake, you're sucking out
the juices.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You're gonna die too. I'm gonna I'm mis say fake.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Fake This guy producer brad Man bites snake to death
after being bitten by snakes.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
One hundred percent real. Learning this hack on TikTok. If
a snake bites you bite it in half.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Bro, This is why we're not done things. On TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A real news story railroad worker who has been by
a Minimus snake while he was asleep, woke up and
bought the bit the snake back and.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Bit it in half. What kind of snake was it?
I don't don't have the information on what kind of
snake it was, but this man's jaw is either extremely
powerful or not. Wake that guy up from a nap.
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