BONUS - The weirdest luggage finds

Unclaimed Baggage has released their list of the weirdest things left behind in unclaimed baggage.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Anybody, somebody please explain to me why anybody would be
traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed a Napoleon what it's
the Jewel Show, whatever the reason is. That actually happened
because the website Unclaimed Baggage issued its annual found report

(00:22):
and it's going viral, So we'll go over it right
now so you can hear some of the weirdest things
found in luggage over the last year.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is a website, Unclaimed Baggage.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, Unclaimed Baggage. There's a website. You can buy things
from it. You can literally buy things from it. But
it does sound like a dating site. I feel like
that's actually what most dating sites are. One dot com.
But somebody was traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed as Napoleon.
That it's one of the things that they found.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You do you think it dressed it itself, like you know,
you got the squirrel and you're like, oh, I'm going
to address you today like a doll.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know, it is the only option, that's the only
I don't think that they founded a squirrel who was
wearing a Napoleon costume and they're like.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The dress it you didn't have that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Minute in your head where you thought about this person
that was just literally putting the clothes on.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, no, we didn't going why why don't know? Did
you do that? That person who had it in their bag.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Were trying a weird conference where they headed to. Must
be some sort of scrollm or something. I don't know
where that person is traveling. We're going over a list
from uncline Baggage of the weirdest thing found in people's
luggage over the last year. A briefcase full of rubber ducks,
each one eventually named and wearing tiny hats.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's so cute is that my daughter's bag?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is that a serial killer.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
In the world. My daughter has a lot of rubber duckies.
She hands it out to people randomly.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Really, that's cool. I have a bag of rubber duckies
in my car too, Actually.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Or you're a Cereal car you were this person a
serial killer because mini drivers put little duckies on other
minis when you see them mountain the wild as like
a term of like like a form of endearment, like
a jeep thing.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, it's also a mini thing. I thought it was
a jeep thing. It's a mini Cooper thing too.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
We're going over a list of some of the strangest
things found in luggage this past year from the website
found luggage dot com. A gallon of mayonnaise, but it
had a label on it that said emotional support condiment.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah those days, right, But it's like not a full liquid, So, like,
is he allowed on the plane with it? Is what
I want to know, because it's not. But it's not
a liquid.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, if you went through TSA, you're like, but that's
my emotional support mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
They have to Yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, Actually I don't know, because the consistency is similar
to a cream, like a face cream, and you can
get through well, at least I got through the face cream.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
More than four point whatever ounces.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, I mean they're taking peanut butter from me. Yeah,
they've taken a gee butter from me. Butters, I guess.
We're going over a list of some of the weirdest
things founded luggage over the past year. Two hundred laminated
photos of Nicholas Cage blinking.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, he's playing a prank on someone. It's another serial killer.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Their photos from Blinking.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Two hundred laminated photos of Nicholas Cage blinking.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
So just Nicholas Cage with his eyes closed, Yeah, blink
like that.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't know why that sounds weird obsession. Yeah, that
sound fun though, or something.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess somebody said to me, I have two hundred
photos of Nicholas Cage blinking. I'd be interested in seeing
all two hundred.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Cage on friends.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
They have a con for everything, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Another weird thing found in luggage going over a report
from found luggage dot com with the weirdest things founded
luggage over the past year, a framed oil painting of
a ham sandwich.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, it's a whole oil painting. Honestly, I don't know
how you misplaced it though. I'm just trying to think
of the person that got inspired to paint a Ham Sam.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hey man, they're really hungry, and that Ham Sam is
sitting over there, and he was like, you look amazed
at that.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Another thing that they found was a VHS table do
not watch unless you're ready to know the truths.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And they watched it and they said it was Shrek
to what a troll. That's a great troll. That's all.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Put that in your luggage next time, jubill take It
also found in luggage over the past year. One of
the weirdest things six pounds of cook spaghetti and a
Crown Royal bag.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
You can carry a lot of things in those Crown
Royal bags.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
That's like the shelt like gloff. Yeah, the purple bag
and they're just spaghetti in there. Wild that's a night
in Vegas and you're like, I.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Don't this sweety is so expensive. I want to take
it with you.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Where they were coming from the other thing, I.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Was eating Crown Royal. Let me combine me. They dropped
this in my bag.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's actually a good idea. Have taken spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
But when you go to the buffet and you get
the crab legs, you need a place to put the
crab legs.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
The Crown Royal bag.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Another weird thing that they found in luggage over the
past year an old toaster filled with glitter and gummy bears.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, what are they doing? Drugs? You know what that
looks like toasted. They were just curious to you what happened.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was that person when they lost their luggage. They
lost their old toaster with the glitter and the gummy
bears in it.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
My happy bear, My happy bear cage is gone,