April 16, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your heart, is true your pell, and invited everyone pull.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Just a little you.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And the cor detached would say, every.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who lives next door and pops by every once
in a while because the new pet alpaca cinnamon that
she just purchased on Etsy only ets food that has
(00:50):
strong emotional energy. And she says, our leftovers feel like
they've been through some things. Our social media producer Gabby.
And then there's producer Brad. He's dad, Hey you there, Tiger.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jubil Show and this is the time of week where
we check in with the show and see what's going.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
On in our lives. So Nina was up with you
this week? I can't believe what I saw in my
Hot Girl trail. Oh, So I was on the Hot
Girl trail doing my Hot Girl walk and then I
walked up on a couple, you know, just like out there.
And the crazy part is they didn't even stop, like
right in the middle of the trail, like on the trail.
I have never seen two ducks mate in the wild
(01:28):
like that before ever in my life. Like I thought
that they need like I shouldn't have been watching that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Wait, there are people are ducks?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They were ducks. Oh, I thought they were people there people.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I thought you were gonna get it when I said
two ducks mating in the wild, But no, I thought
you were just like making a reference. I thought you
were calling to people ducks, like making a reference to them, like, oh,
you know, okay, so it was actual ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I literally thought it was people. I was like, who
doesn't go off like to the side of the.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Trail, think you're like you guys, it was like the
Discovery Channel.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I stopped and I stood above that pod and somewhat.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You should I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The pretty male duck is on the back of the
little duck.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's messed up.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There's almost like turtles, and then the female duck goes underwater,
comes back up, nips his butt and then goes back
again and then he repositions himself. I was standing there
for a while watching that. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You know that duck was like, who is this creepy?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
He making eye contact with me and everything might have
crazy all the same.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Time you want someone to quag about too.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wow, ducks are just like people.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Victoria was up with you this week.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my gosh, guys, I almost got kidnapped last week,
and I literally thought my last message was gonna be
to produce her sharky saying lol. It was the scariest
moment ever, as like from a horror movie. I was
on my hawk girl walk nice and there was an
old lady across the street and she has hi sweetheart,
and I usually have my headphones and I can't hear anything,
but she caught me in the middle of a hung
It's like, hi, Sweedie, can you come help me lead
(03:03):
my bike into my car?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I look around, going like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Someone's gonna come throw me in the back of the car.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I didn't see anyone, and I felt bad because she
was an old lady. So I walked over there and
I helped her put my stuff down. But as I
was putting her her bike in her car. She walks
away for two seconds and she's like, let me just go.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Pull this up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I would be gone.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was like, I was scared she was gonna come
and like someone else is gonna come behind me and
throw me in the back of the truck with the
bike and then speed off.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
None of that happened, thankfully. I just put her bike
in her car.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then I walked away. So you helped her. So
why did you feel like you were going to be kidnapped?
Kid's an old lady asking me for help.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
That happens in every scary movie.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's like an old lady, yeah, and then someone comes
behind you, like the old man.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Or just a different kind of man or or even
man dressed up as an old lady.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Exactly, yeah, and then takes his like whole Like.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You wake up and your head's pressed next to a
bike and you're like, what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Like, oh my gosh, am I getting kidnapped right nowt but.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
You are kidnapped?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Asking the question point lessen, He did a good deed,
and the old lady was actually sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
She was adorable, and she did tell me thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And I was like, you're canny. Yeah, I always charge
the old one. I help him. Yeah, twenty bucks, grandma.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm not broken into any imagine if that happened. And
what are the grandma's asking?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh it's worth way more than twenty I'm cutting him
a deal. Oh look, it's our social media producer, Gabby
stopping buy What's up with you this week? Gabby?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
So I was driving home and I got stuck in traffic,
and I had my dog with me, and he's hanging
out the window, and all of a sudden, I hear
someone yelling at me. My windows are down, and I'm like,
who the who the heck is yelling at me right now?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I look over and this guy is waving a dog
tree in the air.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
He's like, does your dog want a tree?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Again? I would be there.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
In the car like the.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Road over, but it was so trafficky that we could
like talk to each other through the windows.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So he's like, does your dog want a treat?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I said yes, So he tries to throw it into
my window.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You said, yes, of course, I don't want a boy.
You're a boy. You're not supposed to take treats.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
From don't learn anything from old ladies and bikes. Your
dog might very well be a good boy.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
You do not know if the other person in traffic
is a good boy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Dogs, we're a very safe show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, my dog he's fine. Yeah he was just a
good guy.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Give him my dog a biscuity.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Good.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So there are good people out there.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And then one week from now, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
This week, I'm really getting back on my fitness train,
really back into you know, just being healthy and all
that stuff. So I'm gonna start going by doctor Frankenstein.
That's what you all have to call me now, doctor Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Why that's how it happened. Was in my Bodybuilder. Wow,
thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What's going on in your life?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm excited. I got a new song coming out? Yeah,
so I'll be releasing it in May, like the beginning
of May. It's almost May, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
thank you very much. I said that, but time for
me is weird, so I was like, wait, that's like
five months away, just like a couple of weeks. But
I'll be posting a preview of it on Friday, So
I'm excited about that. It's called Go Down Moses. It's
(06:34):
a fun little jingle about how the government sucks.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I was gonna say, what's your inspiration?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So that's the kind of thing you're into, the fun
little jingles about how the government sucks.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Fun little bitties on Fresh Music Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, a preview with all social media on Friday, fun
little ditty about the sucking government.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
We
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your heart, is true your pell, and invited everyone pull.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Just a little you.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And the cor detached would say, every.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who lives next door and pops by every once
in a while because the new pet alpaca cinnamon that
she just purchased on Etsy only ets food that has
(00:50):
strong emotional energy. And she says, our leftovers feel like
they've been through some things. Our social media producer Gabby.
And then there's producer Brad. He's dad, Hey you there, Tiger.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jubil Show and this is the time of week where
we check in with the show and see what's going.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
On in our lives. So Nina was up with you
this week? I can't believe what I saw in my
Hot Girl trail. Oh, So I was on the Hot
Girl trail doing my Hot Girl walk and then I
walked up on a couple, you know, just like out there.
And the crazy part is they didn't even stop, like
right in the middle of the trail, like on the trail.
I have never seen two ducks mate in the wild
(01:28):
like that before ever in my life. Like I thought
that they need like I shouldn't have been watching that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Wait, there are people are ducks?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
They were ducks. Oh, I thought they were people there people.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I thought you were gonna get it when I said
two ducks mating in the wild, But no, I thought
you were just like making a reference. I thought you
were calling to people ducks, like making a reference to them, like, oh,
you know, okay, so it was actual ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I literally thought it was people. I was like, who
doesn't go off like to the side of the.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Trail, think you're like you guys, it was like the
Discovery Channel.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I stopped and I stood above that pod and somewhat.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You should I've never seen anything like that before.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The pretty male duck is on the back of the
little duck.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's messed up.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There's almost like turtles, and then the female duck goes underwater,
comes back up, nips his butt and then goes back
again and then he repositions himself. I was standing there
for a while watching that. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You know that duck was like, who is this creepy?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
He making eye contact with me and everything might have
crazy all the same.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Time you want someone to quag about too.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Wow, ducks are just like people.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Victoria was up with you this week.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my gosh, guys, I almost got kidnapped last week,
and I literally thought my last message was gonna be
to produce her sharky saying lol. It was the scariest
moment ever, as like from a horror movie. I was
on my hawk girl walk nice and there was an
old lady across the street and she has hi sweetheart,
and I usually have my headphones and I can't hear anything,
but she caught me in the middle of a hung
It's like, hi, Sweedie, can you come help me lead
(03:03):
my bike into my car?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I look around, going like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Someone's gonna come throw me in the back of the car.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I didn't see anyone, and I felt bad because she
was an old lady. So I walked over there and
I helped her put my stuff down. But as I
was putting her her bike in her car. She walks
away for two seconds and she's like, let me just go.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Pull this up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I would be gone.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was like, I was scared she was gonna come
and like someone else is gonna come behind me and
throw me in the back of the truck with the
bike and then speed off.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
None of that happened, thankfully. I just put her bike
in her car.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then I walked away. So you helped her. So
why did you feel like you were going to be kidnapped?
Kid's an old lady asking me for help.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
That happens in every scary movie.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's like an old lady, yeah, and then someone comes
behind you, like the old man.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Or just a different kind of man or or even
man dressed up as an old lady.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Exactly, yeah, and then takes his like whole Like.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You wake up and your head's pressed next to a
bike and you're like, what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Like, oh my gosh, am I getting kidnapped right nowt but.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
You are kidnapped?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Asking the question point lessen, He did a good deed,
and the old lady was actually sweet.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
She was adorable, and she did tell me thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And I was like, you're canny. Yeah, I always charge
the old one. I help him. Yeah, twenty bucks, grandma.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm not broken into any imagine if that happened. And
what are the grandma's asking?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh it's worth way more than twenty I'm cutting him
a deal. Oh look, it's our social media producer, Gabby
stopping buy What's up with you this week? Gabby?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
So I was driving home and I got stuck in traffic,
and I had my dog with me, and he's hanging
out the window, and all of a sudden, I hear
someone yelling at me. My windows are down, and I'm like,
who the who the heck is yelling at me right now?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I look over and this guy is waving a dog
tree in the air.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
He's like, does your dog want a tree?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Again? I would be there.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
In the car like the.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Road over, but it was so trafficky that we could
like talk to each other through the windows.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So he's like, does your dog want a treat?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I said yes, So he tries to throw it into
my window.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You said, yes, of course, I don't want a boy.
You're a boy. You're not supposed to take treats.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
From don't learn anything from old ladies and bikes. Your
dog might very well be a good boy.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
You do not know if the other person in traffic
is a good boy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Dogs, we're a very safe show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, my dog he's fine. Yeah he was just a
good guy.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Give him my dog a biscuity.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Good.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So there are good people out there.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And then one week from now, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
This week, I'm really getting back on my fitness train,
really back into you know, just being healthy and all
that stuff. So I'm gonna start going by doctor Frankenstein.
That's what you all have to call me now, doctor Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Why that's how it happened. Was in my Bodybuilder. Wow,
thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What's going on in your life?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I'm excited. I got a new song coming out? Yeah,
so I'll be releasing it in May, like the beginning
of May. It's almost May, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
thank you very much. I said that, but time for
me is weird, so I was like, wait, that's like
five months away, just like a couple of weeks. But
I'll be posting a preview of it on Friday, So
I'm excited about that. It's called Go Down Moses. It's
(06:34):
a fun little jingle about how the government sucks.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I was gonna say, what's your inspiration?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So that's the kind of thing you're into, the fun
little jingles about how the government sucks.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Fun little bitties on Fresh Music Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, a preview with all social media on Friday, fun
little ditty about the sucking government.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
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