Jubal Phone Prank - Juniper the Valet

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only on.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The new Hits one O six point one.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
What Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We left something in your car?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We left something behind?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm sorry? Is this the right number?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh? I sorry? I didn't identify myself, did I?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
My name is Juniper Ravensbrook.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I think you have a wrong number.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know, Cole, who's this.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
My name is Juniper and I work for the valet
company that you used last night when you were out
to dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh yeah, okay, you brought up.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And then you had the keys over to us, and
then we inside of your car and then park it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, I understand, I understand. So what's what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh? Well, it seems that there's an item that has
been left behind in your vehicle, and we're wondering if
maybe you could let us know if it's there.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Wait, you mean like, I'm sorry, so some what are
you saying? I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ouch, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was
just trying to position get positioned correctly.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, can you just I'm so sorry. I'm in the
middle of a few things, So I just needed to
tell me what is going on and what what can
I do here.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm sorry if you're busy right now. It's just that
we left an important item in your vehicle when we
were valet parking and we were wanting to see ouch
if you I'm sorry about that. It's a little cramped
in here.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, listen, Okay, So who left something in my car?
I don't understand what.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
One of our drivers named me? Sorry, Yes, I was
the one who parked your vehicle after you came to
the restaurant and used our valet parking service.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And this is really this is really unusual. Your name
is Juniper? Are you saying your name is jer Juniper?
And it is your boss aware that you're making this call.
That you're literally calling somebody like this is so weird.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
He's not aware that I'm making the call. And that's
kind of the issue that I'm going through right now,
is that I'm supposed to be at work soon and
I haven't been back since you were in.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh okay, then you know, I don't know what to
tell you. There's nothing in my car and there's.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Nothing there is something in your car.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, that there's not. There's not, Juniper, because I know that.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Your car doesn't have those levers.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What what levers? What levers? Dude?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You are in cars, say they have the safety levers
in the trunk.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Wait a minute, Yes, so my trunk. You're saying something
to my trunk.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, there's this very precious item that was left in
the trunk of your car when we were parking it
at our valley's service last night while you.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Were Why are you talking about levers? What? What does
it deal with levers? Why would there need to be
levers in a trunk.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's just that most cars have the safety levers. Where
if there's somebody that's stuck in a trunk?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Or are you telling me you're in my trunky? Weirdo?
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I mean, well, I guess it's dark.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Answer the question, man.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's dark where I am?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh my god, dude, you were hiding in my trunk. Dude,
you know you're a you're a weirdo. Dude, you are pert.
I know I'm calling the cops. I ain't calling the cops.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Man, if we both the authorities, because I don't want
to have that happen again.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, they're coming. Bro, I'm not coming down there. Someone
someone's coming down there, and it's going.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
To be the cops. Hey cold, This is actually Doubil
from Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your buddy Kyle's set you up?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Dude? Are you dude?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
How you guys went out to dinner last night and
used the valet and wanted to mess with you?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh my god, Oh I almost had a heart attack, bro,
Like dude, seriously, Okay, that was so weird. You're so
good at that. You're too good.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.