The Full Jubal Show for April 16th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
W W Resurrection SmackDown, Jesus, h Christ Forgiver, Son up Gods,
Peter the Hopper, the stumpering Machine, Jesus take one cup
of beer and.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
A hot dog the entire studium.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Look for Peter Chocolotball.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Takes the basket.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Don't miss the hopping Yeah rock movie competing for Easter
bragging rights. It's the Resurrection SmackDown Sunder. But you'll only
need the eggs.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Normally, you think of Easter is a pretty relaxing, chill
holiday where he's at Easter baskets and kids die eggs.
It's fun. But this is America where everything is a
little bit different. And I know that because we did
a search for the weirdest Easter related crimes.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Okay, who is criming on Easter to be a special day?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's what we thought until we googled it and found
all the headlines. We'll go over some of the weirdest
Easter related crimes already, since Easter is this weekend. Here's
a headline. Easter bunny busted for trespassing after hiding eggs
in strangers bathroom. In the eggs because you're just trying
to do a good thing. Your kids. It's out of Ohio.

(01:22):
A local man dressed as the Easter Bunny claimed he
was just getting creative with hiding spots. Police obviously disagreed.
Somebody else man with the golden egg. They're not gonna
find it there, aren't they.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I'm like, what's in your eggs? Are you hiding your
rugs in somebody else's house?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Interesting? How many people are doing crazy things in relation
to Easter. I literally had no idea that so many
people got crazy around Easter time. But here's another. One
of the top Easter related crime headlines from this week.
Family Easter egg hunt ends and arrest after sibling fight
over the golden egg. Yeah, who hits rested the siblings?

(02:01):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
You can't be just fighting with your family just because
you lost your sore loser.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well, you guys didn't do that in your house. We
fought on an egg. We fought over eggs and mine.
Nobody got arrested. My victories were decisive. There was no argument.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, police say the golden egg contained fifty dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
No one ever tells you how much is in the
golden egg, and they make it seem like it's ten
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So you better find that egg and you got to
fight to the death for it. Yeah, do you just ignore?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
You just ignore that last month you realize your parents
are like, I'm stressing the amount money.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're like, but there's gonna be ten million dollars eg
next to the Easter related crime, we're going over the
top Easter related crimes because who knew so many people
did things on Easter that were illegal. Florida man steels
church's Easter brunch and then blames it on the devil
in a bunny suit.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Okay, well that just sounds about right, not shocking Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
When this is say that he fled the scene with
a ham, three deviled eggs, and a fistful of peeps.
I mean, leave it alone. A fistful, though unbalanced breakfast.
Here's another headline from one of the strangest Easter related

(03:18):
crimes leading up to Easter this weekend. This one's out
of North Dakota. Chaos at mall as two easter bunnies
getting to fist fight over turf. Stop it. Mall security
had to step in after children started chanting fight, fight
instead of taking photos with the two easter bunnies and
gotten to fight at the mall. Maybe the one was

(03:39):
supposed to be on the other side of the idea.
That's bound to happen. I've always wanted to see it.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
He takes someone to Easter Spot Easter Bunny Spot. Hey,
that's going to be some fighting. I don't know, it's
so serious. This is another story out of Florida. Drunk
uncle tackles inflatable bunny declare himself the real Easter hero,
King of the Mountain Baby, King of the Mountains. Too
drunken the early Easter celebration or something. The officers say.

(04:11):
He was found covered in chocolate, nice wearing bunny ears,
shouting come at me, Bunny.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
That sounds like a really good party.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
The single uncle, the fun uncle.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'd like to say, hello, here's another you want to
date the chocolate covered guy sounds.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Buddy, sounds man. This one is a story of apparently
mistaken identity by the cops. But there was an Easter
brunch happening early, you know, But police responded to an
Eastern cult gathering was out of Arkansas. It turned out
to be just an enthusiastic brunch club. How do you

(05:03):
mistake that for a cold gathering? A punch of people
in bunny masks outside authorities fell Mimosa's pancakes And.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Was that a cover though? Like that could be a
serious cover up for something. If you're all wearing these
bunny masks.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
That the police thought I didn't see. I do know
that that's not a cover.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
It's the guy who's across the street who didn't get invited,
who is mad who called the cops on that.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Why are you wearing bunny masks with pancakes? You can't
even eat them. They're covering something up. Well, those those
weird bunny masks only cover half your face. That's what
I was thinking of. Yeah, that sounds sketchy with the cops.
Here's another that sounds headline for a weird Easter related crime,
teen Cot shoplifting one hundred and forty seven Cadbury Eggs.
Claims he was just doing the bunnies work. Of course,

(05:56):
it was a a Walmart. Yeah, you told me to
pick him up. You can't arrest me.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, come on, come on, hello, okay, calm down, calm
down here, cute cute hello, Hello, calm down, Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Hi, Hi,
Uh this is Peediggins. Oh my god, oh no, no,

(06:38):
I'm backing away. I'm backing away. I'm backing away. Hello. Hello, hello, Hi,
this is Peedeigans calling from Airlines. I was looking for Zoe.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Hike. Yeah that's me.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh nope, I'm backing away. Have it back and away,
back and away, walking away. Okay, Hey Zoe, I'm calling
about your lost luggage. Oh yes, yeah, yeah, we uh
we lost your bag. You're already on vacation and you
obviously need your luggage.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Yes, yes, it's gonna a good couple of days thinking
you found it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yes, well, we have a little bit of an issue
and I'm back sorry about that, A little bit of
an issue with your luggage.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
On.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't think we're going to be able to get
your luggage to you.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
What what do you mean you're taking my luggage.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm backing up again. I'm backing up again. I'm backing
up again. Oh boy, oh, I don't know if you
can hear what's going on here.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
Oh my goodness, Yes, that is that your dog or something?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well? Uh, yeah, so a little thing about your luggage here.
We found it and it is at the airport the
whole time at your destination. So I know you're on
vacation and uh probably need your stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Huh yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Come down, not coming near it, not coming.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
Near it, goodness.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
So please explain to me why you can't get my luggage.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
If you have my luggage right now. Well, little Frankie
has taken a liking to it, and oh boy, okay,
no need for taking the Frankie.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Is okay.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Sorry, I'm gonna need you to to really to really
explain to me, like what's going on.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
So we found your luggage and unfortunately one of our
guard dogs here, Frankie, cute little uh little doberman, he
has taken a liking to your luggage. Apparently he really
uh thinks of it as one of the pack now
or something, and so any oh my goodness, I just

(09:04):
eat it.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
I just oh boy, frank just get him, get him
off of it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
He's very angry and he doesn't want anybody to touch
the luggage. Every time I even like look at it,
he starts to bar, oh my god, so look at that.
But you know, you know must what I'm talking about it, Frankie,
Is there any way we could just give the bag
to him.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Okay, so you wanted to give me to a manager
or something like that, because I am not.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Frankie stapped my wifrom Oh my goodness, Oh no, oh no.
He's eating everything and he's tearing it all up. He's
ripped into the bag and now he's all those shoes
look expensive?

Speaker 9 (09:54):
He did, He just Jordan's because I just go to
a special collection.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
They were twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
And I absolutely, I'm gonna yeah, your dog needs to
get off my stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm going to shut that dog. If that dog gets
a shut up, you know what, I'm coming down there.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
I'm coming down there.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That dog is getting off myself.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's getting off your buns of my poes.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
You're gonna be you and your airport is gonna be
paying me twelve hundred dollars for my shoes.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay, well then I'll just like you know it's a
phone prank, then say what this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up. It's a joke. He said
that you guys are on vacation and they actually called
him and they have your bag coming. This afternoon and
you wanted to mess with you beforehand.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Oh, wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
We say mornings on the twenties, give us three minutes
and we'll give you every everything you need to know
for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
There's a new shortage America is facing, and it's when
I didn't think we'd ever talk about.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Kind of makes sense though. There's a shortage of cousins.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
So.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
There's sad there's a cousin shortage. Birthrates have been declining
and so now kids don't have as many cousins as
they once did. And you remember running around with millions
of cousins on both sides of your family. Now people
are having one kid, maybe two kids, and so the
families aren't as large as they once were.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You're family are living a kiss cousin.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
And then if their kids are all cousins, why.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It feels real familiar in those just a stick guys.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
This is so funny to me because my little eight
year old niece got a lot of sass. She'll put
her hands on her hips and she looks at me
and she's like, at Nina, when are you gonna get
me cousins. Oh, I'm like, wow, so I'm getting hit
by you and my mother?

Speaker 11 (12:06):
When are you gets?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, just send them this article and let them know
it's not just mee. So that sucks. Dating pool are
getting smaller. I guess. Hey, man, it's hard out here
and it's expensive, is what it is. Also, he's actually
family planning.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
It's expensive and not everybody's planning.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Some facings just happen. But you know what I'm saying.
That is so sad though, because my cousin's like my
best friend. She's my best friend growing up.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
So thinking that like my kids eventually will never have
like cousins like that cool because it he will probably
be already older.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's so sad.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Well, you don't know that they won't because if your
cousin ends up having kids and they got those cousins.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You know what I'm saying, she'll probably have I think, Victoria,
I don't know what you're saying. You name, your name
is Victoriamirez. Well yeah, God like coming from me.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Open ai is looking at getting into this social media game.
Oh this makes me a little bit nervous though, because
open ai is looking to do this, and it's coming
from the chat GPT's image generation. So this makes me
feel like everything that's on this particular social media platform
will be make Yeah, doesn't it feel like that's what.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
It would be? The dead Internet theory? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
That maybe it's eighty percent of everything you see on
the Internet was made by not humans.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's all bost whoa what.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's been a theory now for about fifteen years or so,
but the idea is that a minority of content will
be made by real people.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, we want that though. We don't want that. I
don't want that. Oh okay, it's been a thing that
we've been getting closer.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
And closer to it.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
As long as the content's good, Yeah, I mean you
can usually tell when it's not.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Do you ever watch a video and you're like, this
person sounds like they're saying something interesting, and then you
watch their mouth long enough AI you can tell it's AI.
If you just glance at it, you don't really notice.
But if you take the time to look at it,
you can tell when it's AI.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
The real concern here, though, is what we already have
with humans doing it, which is just bad information.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah. Yeah, if you get all.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Your news from TikTok because you're a dummy. Okay, you're
gonna be led astray. There is an art also to
creating AI art.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Sure. I was trying to do something with AI the
other day with a picture. I wanted to make it
into something, and it was not that easy with all
the prompts. The first one looked okay, and I was like,
that's great, now take that, but then make the text white.
And then it just evolved and then it gave me
a different picture, totally different. But and it just came

(14:36):
and I was like, no, okay, I'm gonna go thumbs
up the one that I like, Okay, okay, great. You
know me and my A talk all the time. Use
this the exact same thing that I just put the
thumbs up on, but just change the text color. And
again it did a different one, and it finally just
Internet being like I'm gonna do it myself in photoshop,

(14:58):
arguing with a did.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
You tell chat TBDD like I'm going to do this
myself in photoshop?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah I did it did not? That's dangerous? Yeah, very angry.
So I thought I should buy it something on the
way home. Sorry, yesterday he's that's what's trending.

Speaker 8 (15:18):
The First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 2 (15:26):
Zach is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Kylie.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get
him a second date. But first, Zach, how long has
it been since you heard from Kylie?

Speaker 10 (15:38):
Oh, it's been eleven days.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
All right, we'll tell us a little bit about it.
How many times you try to reach out to her?

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Probably four?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Now?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh, okay, when was the last time you hit her up?

Speaker 10 (15:52):
It was, uh this morning?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Actually, okay, we're trying to understand.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Okay, it was like four text messages or phone calls.

Speaker 13 (16:02):
I started off with just like a you know, like
a funnel up text message the next day, you know,
thanking her for a fun night, and then you know reply.
So then I waited a few days, yeah, and then
this morning I did a little See now that I'm
thinking about it, it sounds like I'm totally a fault
and I sound weird. But I played a little jazz

(16:23):
riff on my harmonica as a voice note and sent
it to her this morning.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
It sounds like you like her and that you're making
efforts to get a hold of her. So now we
just got to figure out why she's not into it.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Tell us about the day.

Speaker 13 (16:37):
Sure, so we went to this rooftop jazz night. Hence
my harmonica thing. This was sent this morning. You know,
jazz is kind of a gamble probably, but she told
me she likes vibes, so I felt like that seemed fitting,
you know, Okay, yeah, and we had a we had
a great time. She she completely dug it. Uh, I'm

(17:00):
really into jazz, so I enjoyed it in her company,
and then we grabbed some some tacos after. It just
was it sounds like a movie because we like sat
on this curb and we're talking to each other with
these tacos in her hands, and the.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Moon was out.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
There's like hot sauce on our fingers. And then she had,
you know, she had this this wild laughed. It was
just made me laugh.

Speaker 13 (17:25):
Every time she laughed, it would make me laugh because
the way she laughed, and uh, I don't know, she
didn't the weird stuff like I am like I collect
old cereal boxes, vintage boxes.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I just think it's cool.

Speaker 13 (17:39):
You know, some people collect like old matel toys, and
we're like lunch boxes.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
I just don't happened to as a kid.

Speaker 13 (17:46):
For some reason, I had I started a little collection,
and then years later, like I had these really cool
old cereal boxes, you.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
Know, because which could be weird.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
I'm obviously the grown adult male and collect cereal boxes.
But she thought that was really cool. She was like respect,
you know, okay, And she was asking me about it,
and I showed her pixres and I was like, well,
you know, she just made me feel good. When we
kissed also, and it was this for me at least,
this adorable moment because we were both kind of awkward,

(18:16):
but not not in a bad way, not like it
was a bad kiss, but just like we were nervous
and both kind of like trying not to mess it up,
you know, Like it wasn't lust full, it was it
was just like everything was like sweet, and I felt
like romantically like her.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
And you sound like a hopeless romantic. Why do you
think you're getting ghosted one?

Speaker 13 (18:37):
I'm thinking maybe sometimes obviously women will love romance in
the long run, but sometimes at first it can be
a little bit of a turn off. I'm not exactly
a metrosexual guy either. I kind of do like the
three in one shampoo.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Okay does she know this?

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Yes, I mean we talked about it.

Speaker 13 (19:00):
She actually mentioned her ex just briefly about how he
would like moisture his elbows, and she she like likes
it when a man takes care of herself. And I
was like, I was like, oh, you know is She
pointed out, you know, I don't usually I don't use
hair gel or anything. It just kind of keep it
all natural. I don't work alone either, And I made
some little common like earth scented.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not sure what that smells like,
but maybe that could be it. We'll find out for
you though. We'll play a song come back, and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Okay, all right, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
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Speaker 2 (19:42):
Right in the middle today's first day follow up and
if you're just joining us. Zach is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Kylie. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But
before we do that, Zach, why don't you break down
your date for us one more time?

Speaker 13 (19:55):
Sure went to a cool jazz place. It was the
Vibe at and I thought was very romantic. Moments had
tacos on a curb, talked about each other, laughed, felt comfortable,
kissed awkwardly but in.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
A sweet way. And I've been trying.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
To reach out a few times. It's kind of romantic,
sweet intentions and maybe maybe a little too much.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
I guess okay, I'm the wife.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
She goes to it ready for us to call her.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
Geez, okay, here we go.

Speaker 14 (20:27):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Kylie.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Please. Yeah, this is kind of Kylie. How are you?
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. What's up? Kylie?
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubil.
How are you?

Speaker 11 (20:48):
I actually like listen to you guys sometimes.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh cool, I'm sweet. Well, guess what, Kylie? We got
an email about you from somebody an email. Yeah, we do.
A Seon went on the show called The First Day
follow Up. That's where if you go on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting. And we got to email about you
from somebody. Oh god, do you know who that could be?

Speaker 15 (21:14):
I think I know it's Zach, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh? Yes, it is Zach. He said, he actually reached
out to you today.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 16 (21:25):
I know.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
I've been getting the messages, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
And you're just not responding to them.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. I don't want
to be an act.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
But yeah, like I ghosted him. I'm not like trying
to hide that at all.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Can you tell us why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 16 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (21:45):
So we went out and we went to like this
loose top jazz.

Speaker 16 (21:51):
We'd sing and it was nice and.

Speaker 15 (21:54):
S weeet, and then we like grabbed some tacos afterwards,
and everything was going great. He was like charming and
you know, funny and very sweet too, and then like
when we were like eating the tacos, we're talking and
then he grabs like a napkin and starts like drawing,

(22:18):
and I'm like, yeah, out of nowhere, you know, I think, oh,
this is kind of cute, kind of like the you
know in Titanic, when like Leonardo is like drawing case
and I'm thinking maybe like maybe he watched that, and
you know, I don't know, but you know, that wasn't

(22:40):
really the problem. The thing is when I looked at
the drawing, oh my god, and he gets saying that
he's kind of like a little bit of artist. He
has like all these different hobbies. But like the way
that he drew me, I kind of like looked like
a melt to candle, like I had one eyeball like

(23:03):
this huge chin, and I you know, I don't want to.
I thought at first it was like kind of like
a funny thing that he was doing, so I kind
of like made fun of it. I said, oh my god,
like this kind of like a Pecasso the Bastard type
of thing.

Speaker 16 (23:23):
And then he said like no, no, no, no, no, no,
you know this is I mean, looks don't matter at all,
Like you're just a good person and that's what matters.
I'm like, well, are you are you trying to say
that I'm ugly, you know what I mean, And so
he became like really.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Awkward because he drew a melted picture of you. You
think he called you ugly?

Speaker 16 (23:47):
No, no, because when I made fun of the drawing,
he took it like in the way like he didn't
laugh at all, and he just kept trying.

Speaker 17 (23:57):
To say like, oh no, you're like a good person
him inside, and that's what what matters. And he just
kept going and going and things like that, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Because he's he's not good at drawing, or because you
think he called you.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
You're the thing.

Speaker 15 (24:15):
If I think my attraction is a big thing, you know,
in the relationship, and if he's not attracted.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
To me, like can I get you? I don't want
to be reship.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
I know you guys said to be quiet, but I
just I'm I was like smiling so big from this story.
And then all of a sudden, I'm like what no, no, no, no, that.

Speaker 10 (24:43):
Picture that I that I drew.

Speaker 13 (24:44):
I was just trying to be I guess in my
own odd way, deep in a way like it's it
was an abstract little thing. It's like I draw abstract
art all the time. I was trying to say that
that I like you for who you are.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Are you attracted to Kylie a thousand percent?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay? That was her problem?

Speaker 13 (25:06):
Oh my gosh, that is crazy. I had no idea
that that was something.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
In the moment. It was like some emotional realism sketch
I was.

Speaker 15 (25:15):
I was trying, Oh, well, do you think I'm like
an emotional person, like a tortured person.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Like that, I don't need a man to save me.

Speaker 13 (25:24):
Like, look, if you saw some of the things that
I drew, you would get a better idea.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
This was on a napkin. It was terrible, bad choice.

Speaker 13 (25:36):
I think you're beautiful despite all the emotional baggage.

Speaker 11 (25:40):
What like that is not helping things at all.

Speaker 17 (25:46):
Like now you're saying that I'm, in fact, but like
a crazy person.

Speaker 12 (25:50):
Like I know.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
I'm not saying that we're all hurt little duck wings.
I just want to fit your wings and mend them.

Speaker 13 (25:58):
Oh k I'm trying to stay as I see all
of your beauty, and I'm not saying that I think
you're emotionally damaged. I'm just saying we all have our
own things, and whatever it is that you might have,
you are so much. I just see all your beauty
is what I'm trying to say. So no matter what
else comes with it, your beauty outshines everything.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Do you feel beautiful now, Kylie?

Speaker 13 (26:22):
Just because I think you're a beautiful person on the
inside doesn't mean I don't think you're beautiful on the outside.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
I think you're gorgeous.

Speaker 13 (26:28):
I want you inside and out.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hey, in that case, Kylie, would you like another date
with Zach? Will pay for it?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I mean, I think like understanding and how it's just
kind of cute.

Speaker 17 (26:47):
But he talks a little two months, you know, and
the way he explains saves is a little unique.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
But like now, I think I understand that you know,
you know me?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Am.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
It's pretty cute, right, yes, yea, yeah, that sounds like
he really likes you. So I mean, I think that's cute.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
Yeah, all right, fantastic. I actually already have a spot
that I'm thinking about.

Speaker 13 (27:19):
So thank you, Thank you, Kylie. And I promise if
I draw you again, I'm.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
Gonna go for realism.

Speaker 13 (27:26):
I think this is the beginning of your healing journey, Kylie,
and I'm I'm glad to walk the path with you.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, all right, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Jubiles first day follow.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Up, Good morning, can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I get a tall hat, a large black coffee, large
black cops. Do you mean a venty No? I mean yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
The biggest one of that venti is large is twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 12 (27:56):
In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for Lars.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Fanti's the only one that doesn't mean barge. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amias in a game
of trivia for tea paying tickets today, and let's meet
today's beautiful contestant for you were Victoria. Nico. What's up? Nico?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Good?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Have you played Victoria before? I ever want to ask? Uh?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Okay, how old are you? Nico?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
At least we got the double digits.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
You know what, Nico, I've got an energy drink which
you should not drink. But I fee pretty great right now,
so might kick your booty?

Speaker 15 (28:46):
Real?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Oh okay, Nico, go to school?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, we're Victoria the studio. While she's leaving, Nico,
here you go, man. Game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,
here we go, Nico. Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
How many stripes around the US flag?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
What's the capital of New Zealand?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
What is the main language spoken in Brazil.

Speaker 16 (29:22):
Portuguese?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
What was the first US president? Who was the first
US president to appear on television?

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Sush?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Which animal is known for spending ninety percent of its
day sleeping? What is the capital of Argentina?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's putting her headphones on and getting all settled, Nico,
here's a question for you. If you had to swap
lives with any cartoon character, which one would you pick
and watch?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Hmmm?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Pluto? Pluto? And why Pluto? That's interesting? I like dogs, okay,
because yes, but he's always I didn't think Pluto would
be on the on the list there, but throw a
loop there for me.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
It's that singer from the singer from a Goofy movie,
Max power Line movie, you know, talking about the guy,
that guy.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Why can I remember what Pluto looks like? It looks
like a dog. Dog, the dog, the big red dog.
It's it's odd because a dog has a dog. But oh,
what is he from Mickey Mouse? There you Goofy's dog?
Is it Mickey Mouse's dog?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah, Mickey Mouse's dog, but also Mickey Mouse's friends with
a dog.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Not like his dog. They're just homies.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, no, it's I think that's his dog. Yeah, the
only dog in the whole series that acts like a dog.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I was thinking of Goofy and that's there's a lot
of drama between those two behind the scenes. He always
gets the big dressing room. You guys got to share
a dressing room. Okay, wow, that really sent for.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
All?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Right, here we go, Victoria. I love animated characters. Thirty
seconds since there's many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and you have to beat
Nico outright to win, and Nico you can tell Victoria win.

Speaker 10 (31:29):
To go.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
There, do you go?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
How many stripes are on the US flag? Thirteen? What's
the W Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
What's the capital of New Zealand? Capital of News? I
don't know past? What is the main language spoken in Brazil?
That was annoying Brazilian. That's answer. Who was the first
US president to appear on television? I don't I don't know,

(32:00):
Arian Ligan.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Which animal is known for spending ninety percent of its
day sleeping?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, all right, got that in. Yikes. Now, let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Producer Brad Victoria got one correct and Nico got two correct.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Nico, congratulations, you meat Victoria outright. That's just okay, guys,
it's right.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Have you all seen the commercials real quick where it's
like Thomas j Henry bump bump up, bump bump.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's what I almost wanted to say for the president. Yes,
I've heard it so many times. I don't even know
what commercial you're talking about. Have no idea. That's definitely
not a president that I know. It's not a president,
but that's just the person I came up. Nico, congratulations,
you got tea paint tickets.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Hey, thank you?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yep, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Thirteen stripes on the US flag. Wellington is the capital
of New Zealand. Portuguese is the main language spoken in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Franklin D.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Roosevelt was the first president to appear on a Koala
is the animal known for spending ninety percent of its
stay sleeping. Have you seen a cap in another life?
I'm coming back as a kowala and the capital of
Argentina is Buenos Airius.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I knew that one. You didn't get there. Yeah, it's
fair a nko Thank you for playing man. Have a
good day at school.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
You too.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
There he's actually furthering his education and a lot of
talk to him characters.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You can't really do that after he'd be here. It's
time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Only on the.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Jubile Show, Alyssa is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater. She's been with her boyfriend for five years.
His name is Hector, but now she thinks that something
might be going on, so we'll see if we can
help her out. Alyssa, Sorry you're going through it, but
what's up? Why do you think Hector might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 18 (33:51):
Well, last night his phone rang in the middle of
the night a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
He's also just been kind of working later the usual,
and I didn't want to wake him up, you know,
because of the bulling thing. I didn't want to wake
him up by checking it.

Speaker 18 (34:09):
But I was hoping that, you know, when he saw
these two missed calls late the night, he might mention
it the next day and kind of be like, oh,
that was you know, whatever it was.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
And I kind of feel like, maybe I'm overthinking things now.

Speaker 18 (34:21):
But just in the last month or so, when I've
tried to like initiate getting intimate, he's he just says
he's really tired and that he's really stressed out from work,
and you know, and then the one time when we
did kind of start to like start things, he he.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Couldn't okay, souf wouldn't work right.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Was he drinking or anything?

Speaker 16 (34:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Okay, No, he just said it's just stressed.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Okay, Well that's possible.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, I guess it's possible.

Speaker 18 (34:54):
I'm but then I, you know, I'm start to get
in my head that maybe he's notched non attracted to
me anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I could go off on a whole spiraling tangent.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
About it, you know.

Speaker 19 (35:03):
And and then the other day I borrowed his car
to run an errand and I opened up the trunk
and there was a woman's white top tucked in in
the corner of his trunk. And for me, yeah, for me,
that was like, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
So you found you found it woman's top in the
back of his car, in the trunk of his car.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Does he hang out with any other women other than you? Like,
does he have friends, sisters, cousins, anything like that.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Nobody who lives close by, Nobody who you know?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Did you confront him about it? No?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Has his phone ever rang in the middle of the
night before, like for work related purposes?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
No, it wouldn't make sense. I mean, like almost midnight.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
There are pretty Is he not like a doctor?

Speaker 16 (35:57):
Na?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, they get pages. I just think that, you know,
and you would hear like multiple times. First, that's true,
that's true. Is there anybody you suspect it could be?

Speaker 19 (36:07):
I don't know, he's shy, you know, so, I I
this was the last thing that I.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Would think he'd be capable of.

Speaker 18 (36:14):
But these are just a couple of two coincidental things
that are just making me feel really weird.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah. I mean, so he doesn't get calls on his
phone late at night usually?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
No? Not usually?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
And he probably doesn't have other women's clothes in his
car usually.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
No, generitely, definitely not usually so.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
And then one last question kind of in that department.
Have you guys had problems with stress and intimacy before?

Speaker 18 (36:44):
I mean we've you know, we've gone through about the
stress and you know, with family, with work, but it's
never gotten to that point where.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
It's just a complete shutdown. Well, you know, we've both
been able to compartmentalize. If anything, it is helped.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
We'll see if we can figure out. Then you already
all us a grocery store. He's a rewards membrette. So
we'll play a song comeback, and then pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
big winner of free flowers from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song
come back, get your to Catch a Cheater next, it's
time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.

(37:21):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Alyssa is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named Hector
might be messing around. So in a minute, we're gonna
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at, and say that
every month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Alissa or to

(37:42):
somebody else, and then we'll know if he's cheating or not. Alyssa.
Before we do that, why don't you catch us up
on your situation?

Speaker 18 (37:48):
Yeah, well, Hector has been working very late lately, much
later than usual, And then about a week ago, his
phone ring in the middle of the night a couple times,
and he was asleep. Didn't want to make a thing
of it and want to wake him up by checking it.
But then I was borrowing his car and there was
a woman's shirt in his car in his trunk, and

(38:12):
so yeah, basically all of these things. Oh and also
it's just kind of some intimacy issues. He's kind of
not wanting to be intimatelyly saying he's too stressed out,
and so I'm my mind is running the gamut of
what all of this could mean.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Is he cheating? If he just not attracted to me anymore?
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, here we go. So, hey, this is horrible calling
from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Hector.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Oh yeah, hi Hector.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Oh maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single
month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member that gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You've actually won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want within the fifty United States of America's
thank you. It's just our little way of saying thank
you for shopping with us.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I can take the information down over the phone in
just a matter of minutes. If you know you want
to send them to right now, I can do that.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Now.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
I know who could really use some flowers right now?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, great. First thing I will need would be the
first and last name of the person you'd like to
send the flowers to.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Yeah, send them to a Gracy.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Gracey. Yes, before I get the address of where you
want them delivered. Is there anything you'd like to put
on a card to Gracie? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (39:57):
Sure, Wayne put down who knew you'd be the perfect fit.
Thank you so much for going the extra mile. Hopefully
I didn't stretch it out too much and then throw
on like, I don't know, a winkie face or something,
be fun.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I can definitely not do that for you.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Okay, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Hector? This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called Stretch of Cheater where
we see if you're cheating by who your significant other
sans flowers to. And that's your girlfriend Alyssa on the phone,
probably wondering what all that meant.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Hopefully I didn't stretch it out too much.

Speaker 11 (40:33):
I'm not I'm not cheating.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 18 (40:38):
You just sent a massive display of roses to some
named Gracie with some flirty, weird sexual notes.

Speaker 12 (40:47):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
And then you're like surprised.

Speaker 18 (40:49):
I'm freaking out. Yeah, I'm freaking out. I feel like
my heart's gonna explode.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, why is Gracie the perfect fit?

Speaker 12 (40:54):
Yeah, I mean I completely understand. Wait noticed this sense
to hear me out. I think I think you're the
most beautiful woman.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
On the planet.

Speaker 12 (41:03):
Okay, it's that's that's not the case here.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
You're gonna need to tell me.

Speaker 12 (41:10):
I would I would be happy to you. I would
be happy to Gracie's a coworker of mine.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Why are you selling your flowers? And that's a good question,
that's a great question, good questions.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
No, I I get this, this, this, this makes sense.
Just tear me out on this, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Make it makes sense that you're You're sending roses to a.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
Coworker that I've never heard of before, and you're getting
weird home calls the middle of the night, and suddenly
you're staying out later and.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
You won't sleep with me.

Speaker 18 (41:44):
And then I find a woman's shirt in your trunk.
But no, but this all just makes sense. It all
is just a part of your work, because.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
Oh you saw the shirt.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
God, this is funny to you. What Why wouldn't tell me?

Speaker 18 (42:00):
This is awesome? Just innocent misunderstanding. Why wouldn't you tell me?
Because how do you think you would feel if the
situation were reversed, and then you find some men's pair
of pants in my car.

Speaker 11 (42:11):
No, I get the situation.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
If you hear me out for a second, I can
make this all makes sense.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Please make it all make sense.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (42:21):
The other day, we have this big meeting with our
clients that are in Japan. They're the ones who've been
calling me. Japan is seventeen hours ahead of us, and
they always get the schedules mixed up between us, so
it never quite lines up at a great time.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, so those calls are from your clients in Japan exactly.

Speaker 12 (42:39):
Yes, they are a new project. We just started with them.
They've been calling and our schedules are quite frankly egregious.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
This's gonna be the new like code word for getting
calls in the middle of the night from I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
This is an interesting coincidence.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Okay, So I'm in the meeting. I spill coffee all
the way for my shirt. Gracie has an extra shirt
in her car and we're about the same size, so
she very kindly let me borrow her shirt. But after
I borrowed it, I took it home so that I
could take it to the dry cleaner and we are

(43:15):
about the same size, but like I dam a little bigger.
That's what I meant by stretching it out.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Stretching it out, well, I'm then a winkie face.

Speaker 18 (43:28):
That doesn't sound very innocent if you've been throwing a
winkie face at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I don't know, it seems kind of fun.

Speaker 18 (43:35):
You didn't, I don't know why you didn't tell me, Like,
just give me a heads up so I don't misconstrue
these late night phone calls.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Like that's okay.

Speaker 18 (43:43):
Yeah, I know you work with people over sieves, so
I makes sense if people in Japan are calling you.
But then like maybe silence you're going after work hours.
You're like, I don't know, I give me a heads up,
like the courtesy hector.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Why do you think you didn't share that pretty funny
antidote about wearing your coworkers shirt that day, like when
you got home to Alyssa, Like I feel like that
is something that you would share with your partner, Like
you're never.

Speaker 12 (44:05):
Gonna believe this, honestly, because I was a little embarrassed.
I'm supposed to have the shirt back to Gracie like
I was the next day it's been a week.

Speaker 10 (44:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (44:19):
I'll admit I probably should have let you in on
the fact that people be calling me late at night.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Are you ever going to get that poor girl her
shirt back?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Do you believe him? Jupil sounds legit to me. I mean, Alyssa,
do you believe him?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I mean, he's dumb enough for this all to be true.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It's a pretty elaborate story just to make up.

Speaker 16 (44:40):
Sure.

Speaker 18 (44:41):
This is such a stupid hector thing. We've been together
for five years and this is very hector of him.
But please don't make me panic like this ever again.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Just like let me in. That's fair on the bit, Okay,
I think that is.

Speaker 12 (44:57):
More than fair. Of course I am. I'm so sorry
for putting in this position. You know there's there's no
way I cheat on you. I have no problem actually
showing you my phone log for these calls, and I
can even I can. You can talk to Gracie if
you want to back me up. I'm so sorry that
you were ever in a position where.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
You thought this could be the case. Thank you, and
maybe you can get me from Flowers too. Yeah, of
course the.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Jewel shows to catch a cheat time for nas what's trending.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
If you don't have time to work out today, don't
worry about it. Just do everything that you do faster.
What this is a new health hack that's now going viral,
which is don't exercise, just do your chores fast. Take
the trash out fast, make sure that you're walking briskly
down the hall.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
The idea is that even five minutes of rushing per
day can make a difference on your health, just to
get your blood pumping, so you don't have to get
your heart pumping from lifting. You can get your heart
pumping from vacuumine. Which actually the days that I do,
like have you cleaning and do all of the things
that's cardio, Like if you're getting into all the cracks,
that's really cardio.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
You can also do the opposite and just do it
really slow and focused and flex every single muscle while
you're doing it, so while you're sweeping, just oh yeah,
whenever you're working on that day, I guess when you're
cleaning a cardio or if you want to try to
you know, get some gains. Bro. That's actually a really
good idea. You could. Yeah, that's what I do sometimes
when I clean just to mess around. I just pretend

(46:26):
on my like a ninja or something like isometric contractions
while you're sweeping. Yeah, a robot. It's more of a
game for me. But it's fun. But sometimes I get sore,
like my foreums will be sore because I'm like grabbing
out of things all hard. Why not. Grip strength is important, Victoria,
especially when you're a ninja or a samurai or a
Samurai robot just cleaning the house. And you're clearly a

(46:48):
Samurai robot, so that makes it perfect sense. Smori robots
need to clean the house too.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
I feel like that just means if you go into
Jubbele's house, there's like holes everywhere because he's kicking the
walls and trying to think he's gonna be like mark
oar and stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah, it's really funny because I have conversations with my
friends right and they'll be like, I'm cleaning and I'm
in a music video, and then there's Jubile, I'm a Simmurai.
Everybody's got their thing clean. TikTok's got a new trend.
This is very opposite of what we were just talking about,
and the trend is to eat frosting out of the tub.
You guys, have we not been eating frosting out of

(47:20):
the tub forever?

Speaker 9 (47:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
You mean like the frosting comes in. Yeah, I was
thinking bathtub, so.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
The top.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I'm sorry, do I need to say the container that
the frosting?

Speaker 20 (47:34):
For me?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
It was very confused by Well, apparently the blue funfetti
frosting has been making its rounds because it's like eating
yogurt but unhealthy.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't even know why.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
I just wanted to talk about it because it's so
ridiculous that this has now become a thing that people
are making videos just to get views eating frosting out
the top, which is delicious.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Actually the why that's entertaining though I don't know, or
shocking exactly, Like we're eating that stuff out of the
containers that come in forever, right, I mean it.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Ju Will said, what did you tell us the other
day that you had like a whole jar of peanut
butter going through TSA, which is basically the same thing
you're just eating out of the jar.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Very different. I don't want to know why you should.
It feels normal to me.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
I don't do it, but it feels normal. I guess
because it's Stuple and then Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore is
making its debut to the street. Well, okay, Happy Gilmore
too is making its debut to the streaming services. But
in honor of that, the original Happy Gilmore is going
to be returning to theaters on April twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
In April thirtieth.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Now, you know how we have all those kind of
viral videos coming out after people see the Minecraft movie, Like,
I know it's chicken and stuff, but I don't think
we've had a movie where Adam Sandler is on the
big screen in a while. That's a perfect opportunity for
people to do ridiculous things. What do you mean in
the theaters?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Do ridiculous like crazy things in the theaters? Yeah, what
are we doing in theaters?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Don't know about Adam Sandler. It's just craziness. It's just
absolute insanity.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Wall to all. We were just.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Talking about chickens in theater for Minecraft and the popcorn
and all that stuff, and that's all those.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Viral videos that people are like chanting cops had to
be called. I remember that in the because of chicken Jockey.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah, I'm just doing a prediction saying that with this
in the theaters.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
The theaters is the info. My prediction is that I'm
really glad. I'm excited out with a Happy Gilmore too,
though it's gonna be so good. Yeah, I mean, I'll
watch it. I'm so excited for this. Just another movie
for guys like religious, I really am. I know it's
so excited, but like, I just don't want to mess
it up. I'm a little nervous. Yeah, ic heavy. I

(49:43):
don't think they'll mess it up. Let's just help you
know while until then you imagine what Happy Gilmore was made.
I guarantee you nowhere anybody thought in the future it
someone to be saying, like, I hope they don't mess
this movie.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
They do this movie justice go to your There's so
many quotable things for me.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I love you.

Speaker 20 (50:02):
That's your part is true, your pell and down.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Invited. Everyone pull just a little. The biggest gift would
be from me. And the car Detached would say. Every
iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show

(50:39):
with your drunken Nina Hi, and then there's everybody's younger
sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who could forget the quirky
neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by every
once in a while because the new pet alpaca cinnamon
that she just purchased on Etsy onlyts food that has
strong emotional energy. And she says, our left doors feel
like they've been through some things. Our social media producer

(50:59):
Gabby cinnamony, and then there's producer Brad he's a dad.
Hey you there, Tiger. And then there's me. I'm jewbel
And this is the Jubil Show, and this is the
time of week where we check in with the show
and see what's going on in our lives. So Nina
was up with you this week. I can't believe what
I saw in my howt Girl trail. Oh.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
So I was on the Hot Girl Trail doing my
Hot Girl walk and then I walked up on a couple,
you know, just like out there. And the crazy part
is they didn't even stop, like right in the middle
of the trail, like on the trail. I have never
seen two ducks mate in the wild like that before
ever in my life. Like I thought that they need

(51:36):
Like I shouldn't have been watching that.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Wait, there are people are ducks. They were ducks. Oh,
I thought they were people there. People.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I thought you were gonna get it when I said
two ducks mating. But no, I thought you were just
like making a reference. I thought you were calling to
people ducks, like making a reference to them, like, oh,
you know, okay, so it was actual ducks. I literally
thought it was people. I was like, who doesn't go off,
like to the side of the trail. I think you're
like you guys, it was like the Discover channel. I
stopped and I stood above that pod and so much

(52:05):
I've never seen anything.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Like that before. The pretty male duck is on the
back of the little duck.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
That's messed up.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
There was almost like turtles.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
And then the female duck goes underwater, comes back up,
nips his butt, and then goes back again, and then
he repositions himself. I was standing there for a while
watching that. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You know, that duck was like, who is this creepy?
Like he making eye contact with me and everything.

Speaker 16 (52:32):
He might have.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Crazy all the same time, you want some to quag
about to wow, ducks are just like people. Victoria was
up with you this week.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Oh my gosh, guys, I almost got kidnapped last week,
and I literally thought my last message was going to
be to produce her sharky saying lol.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
It was the scariest moment ever. Its like from a
horror movie.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
I was on my hawk girl walk nice and there
was an old lady across the street and she goes, hi, sweetheart,
and I usually have my headphones and I can't hear anything,
but she caught me in the middle of a hong.
It's like, hi, sweetie, can you come help me lad
my bike into my car? And I look around, going like,
oh my god, someone gonna come throw me in the
back of the car.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I didn't see anyone, and I felt bad because she
was an old lady. So I walked over there and
I helped her put my stuff down. But as I
was putting her her bike in her car, she walks
away for two seconds and she's like, let me just
go pull this up a little bit. I would be gone.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
I was like, I was scared she was gonna come
and like someone else is gonna come behind me and
throw me in the back of the truck with the
bike and then speed off.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
None of that happened, thankfully. I just put her bike
in her car and then I walked away, So you
helped her? So why did you feel like you were
going to be kidnapped? Cat's an old lady asking me
for help. That happens in every scary movie. It's like
an old lady.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Yeah, and then someone comes behind you, like the old
man or just a different kind of man.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Or whatever, or even man dressed up as a old
lady exactly, yeah, and then takes his like whole Like
you wake up and your head's pressed next to a bike,
and you like, what's happening? Like, oh my gosh, am
I getting kidnapped right out? But you are geting kidnapped?
Asking the question point lessen But he did a good deed.
And the old lady was actually sweet. She was adorable,

(54:09):
and she did tell me thank you, And I was
like you, what can money?

Speaker 16 (54:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I always charge the old one. I help him. Yeah,
twenty bucks, grandma. It's not broken into any imagine if
that happened.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
And what are the grandma's asking you?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Oh, it's worth way more than twenty I'm cutting him
a deal. Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby
stopping by. What's up with you this week? Gabby.

Speaker 21 (54:37):
So I was driving home and I got stuck in traffic,
and I had my dog with me, and he's hanging
out the window, and all of a sudden, I hear
someone yelling at me. My windows are down, and I'm like, who,
who the heck is yelling at me right now? I
look over and this guy is waving a dog treat
in the air.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
He's like, does your dog want a treat? Again? Been
out of there.

Speaker 21 (55:03):
In the car over but it was so trafficky that
we could like talk to each other through the windows.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
So he's like, does your dog want a treat? I
said yes, So he tries to throw it into my window. You, yes,
of course, I don't want a boy.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
You're a boy.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You're not supposed to take treats from You don't learn
anything from old ladies and bikes. Your dog might very
well be a good boy. You do not know if
the other person in traffic is a good boy. Exactly. Dogs,
we're a very safe show you. I didn't think of that. Yeah,

(55:40):
my dog, he's fine. Yeah he was just a good guy.
Give him my dog a biscuit.

Speaker 22 (55:44):
Good.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
So there are good people out there.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
And then one week from now and I'm just kidding.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
This week, well, I'm really getting back on my fitness train,
really back into you know, just being healthy and all
that stuff. So I'm gonna start going by doctor Frankenstein.
And that's what you all have to call me now,
doctor Frankenstein. No, why that's I'm a bodybuilder.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Wow, thank you for that. What's going on in your life?
I'm excited. I got a new song coming out. Yeah,
so I'll be releasing it in May, like the beginning
of May. It's almost May, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
thank you very much. I said that, but time for
me is weird, so I was like, wait, that's like

(56:27):
five months away, just like a couple of weeks. But
I'll be posting a preview of it on Friday, So
I'm excited about that. It's called Go Down Moses. It's
a fun little jingle about how the government sucks. I
was gonna say, what's yours? So that's the kind of

(56:50):
thing you're into, the fun little jingles about how the
government sucks, fun little bitties on Fresh Music Friday. Yeah,
a preview all media on Friday. Fun little ditty about
the sucky government.

Speaker 15 (57:07):
Jubles, dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a little secret? I do, sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 23 (57:16):
When I met one of my best friends many years ago,
she was married and I'm a hairdresser, and long story short,
her husband and I started trading services for her hair.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
M hmm, what kind of services really?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Sorry?

Speaker 23 (57:32):
He was an amazing tattoo artist.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Way to street to services services. So he would give
you tattoos and you would do her hair.

Speaker 23 (57:42):
Correct.

Speaker 22 (57:43):
Okay, Well he turned out to be the world's biggest loser, narcissist,
all of that which I didn't know at the time.
But in the process I got some amazing tattoo work done.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
So now when people ask me who's done my tattoo?

Speaker 22 (58:00):
Who'se I tell him he's no longer with us.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I don't say he died.

Speaker 23 (58:08):
I just say he's no longer with us.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Wait to protect your karma. Yeah, that's a good way
of putting it. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Okay, thanks to care.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Bye. Hey, what's up? As the ju will shows dirty
little secret? You have one?

Speaker 24 (58:23):
I have two little, dirty little secrets, lovely he.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (58:30):
The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,
I was getting married and uh his girlfriend. At the
time they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable,
you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I
wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,

(58:52):
stating that she was not going to be with him anymore,
that she was getting married and to leave her alone.
What he said, well, let's get married until we got married,
and we stay married until two thousand and five, he

(59:14):
got neck.

Speaker 7 (59:14):
And throat counter. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that two
years old. Well too, congratulations on the marriage that long.
You know that doesn't happen. And obviously you know sad
story at the end, but sure, but.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
You got yes, I did.

Speaker 12 (59:29):
Yes.

Speaker 24 (59:33):
My second one is I love I'd love to smell manure.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I love it all right, you know what. I'm kind
of with you on that last one. Whenever I drive
through like a place that I don't know why, I
just I take big whips. Sometimes I'll roll down the window.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Even I love listening to you.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I'll show the pride are just out of this world.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I like wef out loud. Okay, thank you very much,
appreciate you have a great day. If you need to
go manure, we'll go with you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
If you ever need someone to just walk around a
field of cows with you, down a have a good day.
What's your dirty little secret.

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