April 14, 2025 • 51 mins
From Bernie at Coachella to perfume that says “back off”—today’s content is chaos, controversy, and comedy all rolled into one.
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Nina’s What’s Trending –
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Travis Kelce vs. Kanye? Kelce is reportedly fuming over Ye’s new tweets about Taylor Swift
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“Don’t Talk to Me” perfumes are trending—scents designed to make men stay away
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Bernie Sanders shows up at Coachella (yes, really) and gives Gen Z a rallying cry
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Plus, a weird science-backed trick involving your fingers could help you hear better in loud bars
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BONUS - The Weirdest Luggage Finds – Unclaimed Baggage dropped a list of the most bizarre things travelers forgot—and it's as chaotic as you’d expect.
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First Date Follow Up - Drew & Jordan – This ghosting comes with spicy text exchanges and a war of words. Can we make peace and land a second date?
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Dirty Little Secret - Sometimes It Goes Too Far – A revenge plot that actually ruins someone’s life. This is not your average petty moment.
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To Catch A Cheater - Is Billy’s Wife Cheating? – Married 3 years, together for 8. Billy’s gut says something’s off. Is he right? We investigate.
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Jubal Phone Prank - Todd Sparks Takes Your Keyboard – Unlicensed motivational speaker Todd Sparks returns with bad advice… and he’s confiscating your keyboard.
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🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Anybody, somebody please explain to me why anybody would be
traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed a Napoleon. What it's
the Jewel Show, whatever the reason is. That actually happened
because the website Unclaimed Baggage issued its annual found report
(00:22):
and it's going viral, So we'll go over it right
now so you can hear some of the weirdest things
found in luggage over the last year. This is a website,
Unclaimed Baggage. Yeah, Unclaimed Baggage. There's a website. You can
buy things from it. You can literally buy things from it.
But it does sound like a dating site. I feel
like that's actually what most dating sites are. One dot com.
But somebody was traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed this
(00:45):
Napoleon that it's one of the things that they found.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You do you think it dressed it itself, like you know,
you got the squirrel and you're like, oh, I'm going
to address you today like a doll.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know, it is the only option, that's the only
I don't think that they founded a squirrel who was
wearing a Napoleon costume and they're like the dress it
you didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Minute in your head where you thought about this person
that was just literally putting the clothes on.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, no, we didn't going why why don't know? Did
you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
That person who had it in their bag.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Were trying a weird conference where they headed to be
some sort of scrollm or something. I don't know where
that person is traveling. We're going over a list from
uncline Baggage of the weirdest thing found in people's luggage
over the last year. A briefcase full of rubber ducks,
each one eventually named and wearing tiny hats. That's so
(01:39):
cute is that my daughter's bag?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is that a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
In the world.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
My daughter has a lot of rubber duckies. She hands
it out to people randomly. Really, that's I have.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
A bag of rubber duckies in my car too, actually,
or you're a cereal car you'resing this person a serial
killer because mini drivers put little duckies on other minis
when you see them mounta in the wild as like
a term of like like a form of endearment, like
a jeep thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, it's also a mini thing.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I thought it was a jep thing.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's a mini Cooper thing too.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We're going over a list of some of the strangest
things found in luggage this past year from the website
found luggage dot com. A gallon of mayonnaise, but it
had a label on it that said emotional support condiment.
Yeah those days, right, But it's like not a full.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Liquid, So, like, is he allowed on the plane with it?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is what I want to know because it's not. But
it's not a liquid. Yeah, if you went through, you're like,
but that's my emotional support mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They have to Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, Actually I don't know, because the consistency is similar
to a cream, like a face cream, and you can
get through well, at least I got through the face cream.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
More than four point whatever ounces. Yeah, I mean they're
taking peanut butter from me. Yeah, they've taken a gee
butter from me. Butters, I guess. We're going over a
list of some of the weirdest things founded luggage over
the past year. Two hundred laminated photos of Nicholas Cage blinking.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, he's playing a prank on someone. It's another serial killer.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They're photos of blinking. Two hundred laminated photos of Nicholas
Cage blinking.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
So just Nicholas Cage with his eyes closed, Yeah, blink
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't know why that sounds weird. Obsession, Yeah, that
sound fun though. Something I guess somebody said to me,
I have two hundred photos of Nicholas Cage blinking. I'd
be interested in seeing all two hundred Cage con friends.
They have a con for everything, I know. Another weird
thing found in luggage going over a report from found
(03:59):
luggage dot com with the weirdest things founded luggage over
the past year, a framed oil painting of a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, it's a whole oil painting.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Honestly, I don't know how you misplaced it though.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm just trying to think of the person that got
inspired to paint a Ham Sam.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hey man, they're really hungry, and that ham Sam is
sitting over there, and he was like, you look amazed
at that.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Another thing that they found a VHS tabled do not
watch unless you're ready to know the truth. And they
watched it and they said it was Shrek too. What
a troll. That's a great troll. That's aroll.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That in your luggage next time, jubill take it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Also found in luggage over the past year. One of
the weirdest things six pounds of cook spaghetti and a
Crown Royal bag.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You can carry a lot of things in those Crown
Royal bags.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's like the shelt like gloff. Yeah, the purple bag
and they're just spaghetti in there. Wild that's a night
in Vegas and you're like, I.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Don't this sweety is so expensive. I want to take
it with this where they were coming from the other thing,
I was eating Crown Royal. Let me combine me. They
dropped this in my bag.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's actually a good idea.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Have taken spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But when you go to the buffet and you get
the crab legs, you need a place to put the
crab legs.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The Crown Royal bag. Another weird thing that they found
in luggage over the past year an old toaster filled
with glitter and gummy bears.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, what are they doing?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Drugs? That looks like toasted.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
They were just curious to you what happened that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Was that person when they lost their luggage. They lost
their old toaster with the glitter and the gummy bears
in it. Happy Bear, My happy Bear cage is gone.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's another Jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, James todd Sparks here. Sorry,
who todd Sparks? Yes, the todd Sparks. I work down
in accounting. Welcome to the office.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I know you're probably freaking out. Yeah, what do
you mean, Well, you're probably freaking out. I'd imagine it's
got to be shocking for you.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yeah, because well, do you know something about I'm missing
my like all my computer equipment is gone from my
desk and yeah, and what do you know about this?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, the reason I was saying you're probably freaking out
is because, yes, I'm the todd Sparks. I work here
as well. You probably know me from my books todd
Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life and my
follow up to that, todd Sparks spark Up another one,
and then my Guide to Manifesting your parking Spot wherever
you want todd Sparks Sparking in the Rear.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Huh, great, Tod Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I also work here in accounting and I do motivation
speaking as well. Yes, so I don't know if it's
in no One of my conferences or something like that,
but yeah, nice to meet you. I figured i'd give
you a call welcome you to the office.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Well, I appreciate that, Toba. Right now, I'm sort of
in a bind.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So it seems that you're having problems because your keyboard
and mouse are missing and you've got a report coming
up today.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, yes, and you know that. How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, because I just wanted to start off our relationship
with a little bit of a lesson that keyboard and
that mouse. James, it's inside you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What Tom, did you think.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You're asking if I took your stuff?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Yes? Did you take my stuff?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes? I did, Yes, I did. Why?
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Well, I thought why because.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I figured it's always good to learn how to overcome
adversity in our own personal battles and in our professional
struggles as well. And it seems like today your struggle
might be that you've got a report coming up and
you need that keyboard and mouse.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yes, I do, and if you have it, that'd be great.
I can learn this lesson about the importance of material
possessions in the cosmic, karmic whatever the heck you're talking about.
In a second, I just need those now so I
could submit my report. Yeah, this is the first major
piece that I have here at the company.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now, that's got to be stressful for you.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
James. Yeah, I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed, especially knowing
that where's the county? Sorry? Want to Carrie? Where's the
accounting office?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Go ahead, Todd, and that's great. I've also spoken to
Are you there, James?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Yes, third floor? Okay, I'm coming.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What are you looking for?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
I'm looking for you, Todd. I'm coming to find you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Finding me, James isn't going to find you. And that's
the kind of stuff you'll get in my books. I'll
give you a couple to day later on. I'll leave
on your desk.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Okay, now, where's the stairwell?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Todd?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I don't know who you think you are and why
you think it's cool to mess with people who are
new to the job that is very important to them.
And I'm going to find you today and we will
get this sorted out and then moving forward. I need
my stuff check and submit this report so I don't
get fired on the second day of my new job.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And let's see you do, James. Let's see you do
get fired. No better way to put us spark back
in your life then with a fire.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
And you're saying, okay, so you sabotage me first, because
con I'm coming downstairs, and honestly, I don't even care
because if I don't get my back, I'm gonna lose
my job. If I do get my back, I'm going
to take the keyboard and let's shove it so far
that the books that you keep spouting out.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Of your mouth are going to fall out of the
front of your face so that you die.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
How about that that pot spark that spark inspiration to you?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And well, then't James. I'll just let you know that
this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your coworker Carrie is actually
the one that sets you up. She's got your keyboard
and mouse and she said to you had a big report,
your first big one, and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Oh my god, dude, I'm on the stairwell. I'm a team.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending
the first.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Weekend of Coachella is in the books, and let me
read you this headline giving you some highlights.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's so funny, it says.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at Coachella, Lady Gaga
played an epic set, and then weird Al Yankovic made
his Coachella debut during Yo Gabba Gabba set.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
What is happening at Coachella?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And it's some really cool performances. I didn't see him,
but online there's that look.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Really cool because they do have the app now or
you can watch it anywhere you are.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Whatever they forgot about that. I'm just like, what happened that?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Now? Yo Gabba Gabba's Coachella?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Man it up? I thought it was a kid's artist,
is it not? It is the kids show?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I believe it'll be a SpongeBob doing a performance, which
is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's a lot of random people that jumping on stage
with each other. Charlie XCX brought out a bunch of
like big names like Lord and Mazy and Billie Eilish
and Troyce of On.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh my God, her set looks like so much fun.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean, a lot of it looks like a great time.
I love looking at everybody's outfits, just scrolling through all
my social while my friends are down there.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But bers DJs, that was dope, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
He was kind of campaigning or just trying to encourage
this generation to be ready to vote or get involved
in politics. He brought out an artist named Cairo Claro
and that worked out. I wonder if Claro asked Bernie to.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Come, I'm probably I hate capitalism too, will you show
up to this capitalist event?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And then helped me make some money? But do you
think he said, and just was like, no, I guarantee
Bernie Sanders state, come on the parted up. Think you
had a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So can't wait to see what the headline is from
next weekend of Coachella.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What did you got a gap? But do this time?
I mean to be fair to Coachella.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It's the first time we're actually talking about anything that's
happening at Coachella in years.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It has been a lot good job for them really
to figure out some way to make it interesting. Attendants
has been down to the last few years now. They
didn't really have big artists the last few years, So
this year.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Is turns into like an influencer event. Now it's at
this point, like I feel like it just turns into
they pay it. They pay influencers to wear like brands
do to wear their clothes, and they get put into
like exclusive like club parties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, it's Firefest. What's what Firefest wanted to be? Right
pretty much? But they're still holding on hope for that too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But I'm not telling you that story today. Science is
here for you though, because maybe you were at a
show like Coachella or any other situation where there's a
lot of loud music, loud people talking, and you want
to be able to hear the person that you're sitting
next to. So science says the trick to help you
hear better in loud spaces is to tap your fingers
while you talk. So the reason why this is trending
(13:45):
is because now people have taken it to the bars
and you can look around and people are tapping and
trying to talk to people. So if you see somebody
like doing that, they're just trying to hear you better.
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Interesting? Science?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How does it work? Does it say?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It says something about our like how the brain. That's
what says I feel.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
If I had to guess, as somebody who guesses about
things like this, the tapping of your finger, if you
can hear it brings your hearing focus closer to you,
so you're not hearing the stuff outside of.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It, It says, fine, movement and sound or just intertwined somehow.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's like, so you can't hear the thing
that's far away because you're focused on I think it's
close to you, which the other person is close to
you as well, so you'd hear that.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's my guess. It's good guess. That's not an educated one.
But listen, we wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Even okay, wow, all right, well I was just going
to say, even sciences explanation was that they're just intertwined somehow.
So that's how far we got, and that's what science says.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Scientists are getting lazy. I don't know. We just found
out what kind of word.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Tested it on a couple of people. Some mice were
happy they could hear their friends, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Research. That's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (14:57):
First day follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at Advocatesla dot.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Com Jordan is on the phone today for a first
date follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude
named Drew. So in a few minutes we'll call him
and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her a second date. But first, Jordan,
how long has it been since you heard from Drew.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
It's been about two weeks now, Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
How many times have you tried to hit him up
in that time?
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Just twice, once like really soon after our date, and
then once again, I.
Speaker 12 (15:31):
Want to say, like three days ago, okay, and nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He just left you on red Yeah, just nothing. Okay,
we let's talk about the date. Let's go back and
try to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I know, I'm sorry. This is the worst, so.
Speaker 13 (15:45):
Thank you for doing this. So we met on Hinge right,
and he messaged me first, which is already a win
in my book, and he saw my photos in Thailand
and said something about white lotus, which, full disclosure, I
did not know what that was. But I was just
playing along and making plans to get drinks, and he
(16:08):
suggested the sports bar because there was a vibe there,
which honestly wasn't my favorite, but I went with it
because he's really cute.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
And you know, fun.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
And so yeah, we were just we had a great
talk and he's really ambitious. He told me about how
he wants to launch his own streetwear brand, and he
had a couple of friends yet and then someone sent
shots over, which honestly I don't I don't usually do shots,
but like, again, he was really cute.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
I'm having.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Back got really quick. He introduced you to some of
his friends.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Yeah, I guess this is a bar that they kind
of frequent, so a couple of them just happened. I
thought that was you know, like it's not like he
was like, oh, my friends, we have to go, you know,
he introduced me, so.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
That was nice.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
Okay, and then after a while they were like, okay,
we're gonna go do our thing over the bar and
just left us on our own.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Good.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I was like, these friends, do crash the party, try
to get you guys wasted, and then sit back and
watch what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
Yeah. No, they were like apropos.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They were good, okay, good, Okay. Are they the ones
that sent you the shots?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
So yeah, I think ultimately that's what we figured out,
but I wasn't really paying attention. I was just like
I was just having fun and like I said, like
I don't really do shots, so I was just like, okay,
I'm gonna get this over with and okay, thanks so
much about it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Were you feeling it?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (17:37):
Yeah, I mean I felt safe enough to like not
overly question where the shots were coming from. I guess
now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have.
But it's okay.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
It was It was just a.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well, how did the date end with him?
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I think I was okay, like, okay, it got a
little weird, so like he's laughing, having fun. Were all cool,
and then like out of nowhere, he had to leave
and he made up some excuse he paid the tab
and then he did. And at one point shortly before that,
he and his friends were at the bar and they
(18:13):
kept looking back at me, which it made me feel
like self conscious, but you know, I was like, what
was there something on me? So I went to the
bathroom and the only thing I can think is like
my shirt was a little to be through, but I
thought that that was, you know, hot. It made me
feel good and not a reason to be like grossed
(18:34):
out by me or anything.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, his friends were pointing at you or looking over
at you and talking.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What was the excuse that he.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
Gave you, just that he had to. I think he
said something about like having to get up early the
next day and do something for building his business, which
is okay, great, Like, yeah, he's I know that he's ambitious.
I know, you know, he gave me a lot of
details about his plans. But it was just the way
that it happened, like the it was so stunned.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
To abruptly leave. Weird. It seems like something they said
might be the reason that he left.
Speaker 13 (19:08):
Exactly, and I don't know what it was, and I
just like I would really like to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why is ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date Okay, if you still
want it, Okay, we'll get your first date follow up.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Next first Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
Right in the middle of today's the first Date follow
Up and if you're just joining us. Jordan is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Drew.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and get her a second
date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Jordan,
breakdown your date for us again real quick, one time.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
So we met on Hinge and we ended up going
to the sports bar and a couple of bits friends
were there, and so I got to meet them, and
then we were having a great time, and then all
of a sudden, he I did like he needed to
leave very quickly, and he made up this excuse and
I haven't heard from him since, and I'd like to
(20:08):
know what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, weird? Well are you ready for us to give
Drew a call?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
All right, here we go. Phullo, Hi man, I speak
to Drew please.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
This is him. Who's this Drew?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
How are you? This is a radio show, it's called
the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Hi Drew, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubele. How are you.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I'm good. I'm familiar with you guys.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Just to see how you're doing. Just checking in you know,
we know you listen. We listen to you too, and
you don't know.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
It, checking in on all the fans.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, Drew, we're calling you because this is a first
date follow up. You know, if you go on a
date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to call you and find out why.
So we got an email about.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
You, Jordan, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yes, it is. You don't even have to think about that.
She told us about your date, and she's really confused.
Says that you, uh, you guys are hanging out at
the bar. Your friends ended up being there too, and
at one point you went over to your friends and
then it looked like they were pointing towards her. And
then after that you said you had to get up
for work or something and bounced.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Well okay, so first off, thrilled to be talking to
you guys, been listening for a while. But what Jordan,
She was nice, fun even, but I ghosted her because
I cannot be out here dating someone who just confidently
uses words absolutely and completely wrong.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
What do you mean like?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
I tried to let it go, I really did, but
she kept using the like juxtaposition as if it meant
like compromise. You like wine, I like sports bars, but
I think we can find a juxtaposition, you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Know, Oh okay.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
You I mean, if it's.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
One word, sure, I get it, like you know, it's
like a little quirky, cute moment and then you can
correct it.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
But it kept.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Happening over and over again with different words, and then uh,
like my friends ended up being at the bar and
she was like talking, They're joking about something, and she
just wanted this is such an ambiguous situation and it wasn't.
It was like super clear. I think she meant to
say like ridiculous or wild, but she was like so sure,
(22:31):
She's like, this is so ambiguous.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay. She seemed well spoken when we talked to her,
Like it didn't seem like that was going on when
we talked to her.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
That wasn't my experience, you know, like, like I thought
she was nice, she was even fun. But I'm big
on words, man, like you got no basic English language,
you know.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, thank you for telling us, Drew, And also
if you listen to the show, well yeah you know
what happens now?
Speaker 13 (23:03):
Hi Jordan, Hi, Wow, I'm so sorry that I didn't
live up to your.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
English speaking expectations.
Speaker 13 (23:18):
You knew what I meant, though, right, Like that's all
that matters. Communication is about intent, right, like reading people.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
Totally uh for the most part, but like this basic
first grade understanding of the language is important, like words
mean things, Jordan. Then the worst part is like my
friends caught it too. A lot of them even repeated
it back to you, like yeah, you're all super ambiguous
and they're all laughing, and you just nodded like they
weren't roasting you. I was like, you got to have
a little bit of like self awareness about those.
Speaker 13 (23:49):
Roasting me. I wow, Okay, I don't even know what
to say to that, Like, I'm pretty sure I have
better than a first grade understanding of the English language.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, you did say you don't drink shots a lot,
so maybe that just kind of threw off your basic
understanding of certain words, you know. I don't know, maybe
because you do sound well spoken now, thank.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
You, And I'd like to think that I am, at
least most of the time. I don't know what you
expected as me, but your friends were all of a
sudden there, and I guess I was trying to impress
and just be you know, conversational with everybody. And you know,
(24:41):
I was drunk and like.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Amused.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
I don't know, like you're you're acting like I did
something wrong to you.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You were what.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
You got that one right? You were amused?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What is amused? Me? Confused? I don't right.
Speaker 13 (25:01):
Now, see I know how to use words totally.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
I mean, we're all a little amused right.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Now, you know. I'm like, I was just saying, look,
you didn't do.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Anything to me. You were nice, you were fun. It's
just not for me, like words mean things, and I can't.
For me, I can't be explaining basic vocabulary every time
we hang out.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
You know, I'm sure we can find some sort of
like explanation juxtaposition about this. Jordan's you're doing it again. There,
you just get it. That's not what that.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Word means, like a compromise.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
Yeah, go on, It's just that's what that is.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
What that means. It's that's what juxtaposes means.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
No, that's not what it means. Jordan's good. No, when
too people disagree, they come to a juxtaposition that that
is what that means.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Oh my goodness, do you guys see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
It's like and you're just getting a little sneak peak.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
We were out there for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think she's right. I think she's right. I wish
you guys could come to a juxtaposition. I mean, I.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Understand, don't encourage her. This can be said. She loves
to know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Would you like to go on another date with Jordan?
We'll pay for it and then you guys can see
if you can juxtapose in person.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Damn No, words mean things, man, I can't. I can't
be doing a Yeah. I also don't want another date
because you clearly don't.
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Know words like you think you do. What Why don't
you go look up juxtapose juxtaposition in a dictionary and
you can figure it out from there. Girl, I speak
four languages, which is crazy. I hate this so much
right now, Jubile's.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
First date fall, good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 14 (26:56):
I'm tall?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Had a large black coffee?
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Large black? Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No? I mean a large means yeah, that's the biggest
fun you that Venti is.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Large is twenty Yeah? Large is large.
Speaker 15 (27:11):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ameras in a game of trivia for t
paying tickets today, and let's meet today's contestant for you
verus Victoria. Kia. What's up, Kia? How are you?
Speaker 13 (27:36):
Kahi?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Ohi?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Ka?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
How are you? I'm good? Are you ready to take
on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I am all right, Kaya.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I should apologize now because I'm about to ruin your
week by beating you so hard in this trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I really believe that.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Thank you for at least like acting like it could happen.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Alright, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Kaya.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to went, okay, okay, all right, here we go, Kaya,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What's the capital of South Korea? What cartoon features a
character named Patrick Starr? What is the national sport of Japan,
which US state has the most active volcanoes? Why what
(28:50):
element does NA stand for on the periodic table?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
Sodium?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while he's getting her headphones on
and stuff. Kaya, if you had to fight a clone
of yourself, what would your game plan be? Who thinks
about that.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You don't know how you beat yourself.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's how you lose.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
Kaya.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
If you wanna tell you have a game plan, you
never know what that's gonna happen. Yep, all right, Victoria's
back in studio with their headphones on. You're ready, Victoria, I.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Am Brad's red.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'm ready to say it. Brad. You're just thinking about
how to beat himself.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, he's like I got a game plan.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, he's game planning on that right now.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't know about that. Thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Kaya outright to win.
Are you ready, Victoria?
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I am. Kaya. You can tell Victoria wouldn't go. What's
the capital of South Korea?
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Dang it U.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So what cartoon features a character named Patrick Starr?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh Bob? What is the national sport of Japan? I
don't know?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Which US state has the most active volcanos?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Why?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
What element does NA stand for on the periodic table?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Black?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
A n A n A nothing? What rapper?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Keep going?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Keep going?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You are asking a question? Keep going?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What rapper holds the record for the most Grammy wins?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You do not keep going? I don't know. M M no, no,
jay Z. The word is pass If you don't know
the answer, the word is passed.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Just so you know, I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I forget.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
But if you keep talking on the one before, then
I'm gonna stop asking the question, and then you're screwed.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
That's not fair the question, and move on. Victoria, I'm trying.
You're wasting everyone's time, including Kaya's. All right, unless any
more talking.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard, producer Brett.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Victoria actually got three correct that Kaya got three correct
as well, and that.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Means Kaya, congratulations, you beat Victoria. Tay goes to you. Also,
you got Tea Paine tickets. Congratulations, Thank you, you're welcome.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The capital of South Korea is Soul.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The cartoon that features a character named Patrick Starr is
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
The national sport of Japan is sumo wrestling.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The US state that has the most active volcanos is Alaska.
The element NA does stand for sodium, and then the
rapper that holds the record for the most Grammy ones
is jay z.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh wait, what's my third one? I got right?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
What do you mean say?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I got three?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Just listened back to it later on.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
The podcat you got one?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Two? Okay? You can go check it out on the
podcast too. If you're confused, want to just go to
the Jubile Show dot com. Kaya, thank you for playing Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's time say Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Only on the Jubile Show. Billy is on the phone
today for it to Catch a Cheater. He's been married
to his wife Adrian for three years, but they've been
together for eight years and now he's suspicious that something
might be going on. So we'll see if we can
help him out. Billy was the man, I'm sorry you're
going through that. Tell us about your situation.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Yeah, hey, thanks man, Yeah, that's that's it. Like you said,
we've been married for three we've been together for eight.
I'd say things have been going. Like recently, things have
been going pretty great for us. Like, you know, we're
on an upswing. We just got a new house. We're
first time homeowners. We get to call the place hours,
(32:39):
you know, it's all hours. Yeah, all that stuff's going
really well. Even like my work life is going really well.
Like I just got a promotion. I've taken on a
bigger role at my company, so it's like that's good,
you know, more money for like our family. As far
as home life goes, like we're still in the process
of getting the house set up. It's taken a little
(33:01):
bit longer than I expected, just because I'm working and
and she's kind of at home like getting like like
her style in there, like because she has an eye
for style, so it's like and she likes doing it,
so so it like kind of works out that she's
kind of like taken on like the house repairs and
like fixing it up and kind of making.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
It ours like here's here's.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
Kind of like I guess the reason why I emailed
you guys, it's like I've been so busy with work
that she like hired a contractor to like help us
work on like the bathroom. They're getting the bathroom redone.
This guy's like he's he's putting in like new floors,
new showers, new new tile, like the whole thing. This guy, Mike,
(33:42):
and you know, they've been hanging out at the house
a lot lately while I'm working. There's I've come home
and there's been like a couple of times where, like
I swear that, like I feel like I interrupted something
between like my wife and Mike. Like I'll come home
and she'll she like darts away from him real fast,
(34:03):
Like if they're in an area of the house, she
like darts away.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Like I didn't say anything at the time. Maybe it's nothing,
but it's still just like kind of bugs me.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You notice stuff like that that would bug me.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, I just wonder if if you're looking for it, Billy,
because I mean, I don't know. If you have a
contractor in your house, you're going to be together. And
I understand a man feeling uncomfortable with his wife being
alone with another man, but he's there to.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Do a job.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So I don't know is she doing anything else that
makes you feel like she could be cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
She feels distant.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
It's like it's we just feel very distant too, So
like like maybe she's gotten board, you know, with us,
Like she looks happy and whatnot, like when she's working
on the house and stuff. By the time I get home,
like I'm drained. You know, I know she's been working
on the house. Am I wasting time killing my house?
Like working like this for no reason? Like like the
(34:59):
whole reason I am working like this is for her,
you know, Like I'm putting in all these hours for her,
for us, for the home, for our lives. So you know,
I don't know she she is. She has been distant
and like like I said this guy Mike, like they
get along and like really well, and like she just
(35:20):
come home, she starts away. But I just wanted to
do like whatever I can to like make her happy,
you know.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
So that's just kind of like where I'm sitting right now.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
All right, And you said that you have a good
way you think we can catch her?
Speaker 12 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (35:34):
Yeah, we So we go to like this cookie place
like at least once a week that every week, they
got like brand new flavors. The cookies are like huge,
like it's really good. So we go there a lot.
So I think that that would be and we're in
like their email list and stuff.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
They have our info, so I think.
Speaker 15 (35:52):
It would be like good to say that you're from there,
maybe like offer like.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Some cookies or something. Okay, yeah, well if you know,
I don't know, you guys know how to do this,
so I.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Cookies, Yeah, you know, a dozen cookies or you know,
could deliver to somebody that's a great guy. Yeah, we
can do that and then we'll see if she sends
them to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Okay, yeah, it'd be great. All right, we'll play.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
A song, come back, and then call her and hopefully
she isn't cheating, but if she is, hopefully we can
get your answer. Right after this With's a Ketch Teater. Next,
it's time take Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
If you're just joining us for It's a Catch Teater.
Billy is on the phone and he thinks that his
wife of three years named Adrian might be cheating on him.
(36:35):
So we're gonna see if we can catch her. Hare
in just a second. But before we do that, Billy,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 15 (36:42):
We've been married three years, together for eight we just
got a new house. I got a promotion. I've been
working a lot lately. She's fixing up the house. She
hired a contract with this guy named Mike. I come home,
he's still over like. She darts away from him real fast.
She's been distant.
Speaker 8 (37:01):
You know.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
I'm hoping that these guys can call from like this
cookie place that we visit a lot, and see if
maybe we could like trapper cheating or whatever.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
You know, I need to get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Of all Right, Well, we'll call and pretend to me
you're from the cookie place and say that since you
guys are regular customers, she's won a gift box of
cookies to be delivered to somebody and she'll see if
you see if she sends them to you or to
somebody else.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
Okay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
This is Jordan calling from I was looking for our
valued customer, Adrian.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Adrian.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
We actually are calling you today with a free gift.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Oh that's awesome. What's the gift?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
A gift is a dozen cookies delivered to anybody that
you want. Seriously, yep, a dozen cookies. You can choose
which one they are, and we can deliver them to
anybody they that you want within the United States. Because
you know our cookies are delicious. We'd love to spread
the love.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Well man, that's awesome. Hell yeah, all right, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take the information down.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Yeah, absolutely, I know how I want to think cookies too.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
First thing I will need is the first last name
of the person you like to send them to.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Okay, it's Billy last name.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay. Would you like to put a note or anything
with it?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Yeah, okay. Can I use a bad word?
Speaker 13 (38:32):
Was that cool?
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I love bad words?
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Yeah, then say free cookies, love.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
You, okay, Adrian, this is actually Jewble from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's a radio show, hy, Adrian, I mean on the
show too, listening to all of this love about cookies.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
And your husband Billy is actually on the phone. He's
been listening this whole time.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Well, why, Billy, do.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You want to tell her? Do you want me to
tell her?
Speaker 8 (38:56):
Why?
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (38:57):
I'm like really happy right now. Hey, I'm so well, yeah,
I will let them explain it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I guess okay, Adrian, we do a segment on our
show called to Catch a Cheaters, where if you think
somebody might be being unfaithful, you try to see who
they'll send flowers or something to, in this case, cookies,
and so Billy has been a little suspicious and wanted
to suit.
Speaker 16 (39:19):
Wait wait, wait, Billy, you think I'm cheating on you
and you called a radio station.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
But the good news is maybe not, you're not. Uh so,
I believe there's a lot going on.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
I'm really happy right now, but I'm like kind of
I feel like a little embarrassed, like I thought you
were cheating on me with Mike.
Speaker 16 (39:39):
Honestly, I'm glad you're because I'm kids like, I can't
believe you thought of with Mike our contractor.
Speaker 12 (39:48):
Yeah, oh my gosh, yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
No, that's wow.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
No, I'm I can feel like a little distance. But
it's not because I'm doing anything with Mike.
Speaker 16 (40:00):
It's because you got this new promotion and it's like
I don't exist anymore to you.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Yeah, I mean I definitely have been busy, you know,
and I know I come home tired, and you know,
I do love you so much, like everything I do
is for you.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
But I just felt like, you know, like I've come.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Home a few times and like you might be in
the other room with Mike and you like dart away,
like you're like you're doing something, and it's like, yo,
that's a little suspicious.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
So I was just like, I guess worried about it.
Speaker 16 (40:30):
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. If
I'm ever skirting away from Mike when you come in
the front door, it's because like I was coming up
to welcome you home or like grab you to show
you what Mike had gotten done that day.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
Like it's you who's.
Speaker 16 (40:47):
Been weird and awkward around Mike. Like he's actually pretty
chill dude. And if you didn't know, because you don't
actually talk to him, he just got back from his
honeymoon with his actual model wife.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, good, Wow, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
But like this is great news.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, it sounds like it cracked open a little bit
of communication, though, Billy, you were feeling insecure and then Adrian,
you were feeling neglected, so now we can come together
and be like, eh, let's go eat cookie.
Speaker 16 (41:25):
Yeah, we used to have like at least one time
a date that we talked, but now it's like Billy
closes his computer and it's lights out every day, like
even the weekend. So I just feel like, you know,
like super lonely and trapped at home, you know, and
like I can go out with friends like I do,
but I just like I'm just going out and causing
trouble with.
Speaker 12 (41:45):
Your dumbat Like I missed you.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
I really do miss that new Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:52):
But now you've stuck me at home, Like I work
from home, so I'm forced to hang out with Mike
and like talk to Mike and like I said, us
a chill do, but like I don't get to just
hang out with you anymore.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
It stucks. You're right, I'm so sorry, Like I I
miss you too.
Speaker 15 (42:11):
I It's like work is important because like I'm making
all this money for us and for a new.
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Home, and like you know what you guys need to do,
Like you.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Guys need to go off for a cookie date. The
last time you guys got cookies together.
Speaker 8 (42:24):
I would love a cookie boat.
Speaker 12 (42:27):
Yeah, you guys are still hooking us up with free cookies.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Right, No, Unfortunately that was like a made up thing.
But I mean, you guys both sound like you miss
each other and cookies are your thing. Why don't go
make some time to go get some cookies. Make it
a priority.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
Yeah, I mean, like that sounds great to me.
Speaker 15 (42:44):
I would love that. I would absolutely love that. Like
I am, I'm very embarrassed. I'm so sorry for like
this whole little setup thing. I I'm going to try
so much harder to like spend time with you, even
if I had to take a few days off a
month to like ease up our schedules, Like I I
miss you. I'm holding you, being in love with you, laughing,
getting goofy, getting cookies, just talking like I miss you
(43:06):
a lot.
Speaker 12 (43:06):
So then cookie me.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
What she wants.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Your wife wants to be cookie cookie here, billy, I
don't know what cookies mean anymore.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Yeah, hell, yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
I got you, babe. I'm gonna cookie your cookie. I
don't know if I could say that, but I.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Don't know if you can't either. We better end this before.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
The Jewel Shows to catch a Cheaterah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Just takes three minutes to get everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's What's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Who do you think would win in a fight between
Travis Kelsey and Kanye West?
Speaker 11 (43:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
It kind of depends.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Like I'm not promoting violence here, but this is a
real question because Travis Kelsey wants to come at Kanye.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I feel like Travis Kelsey would win.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
I really like what Well, it kind of depends how
is I'm not saying this in a it's gonna sound bad,
but like how off Kanye is because then he can
just come in. Yeah, he's got crazy binging on, just
like swoot you.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Could have like a master, you can have like a
master black belt. Yeah, but that's hard toiling around.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Travis is huge. Yeah, but you can just go down, Fella.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I may be like a rabbit dog.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
What I'm seeing, It's like I'm gonna watching.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
A lot of Reachers. I'm just picturing like one big
came out and one is not Reacher. Okay, Well, either way,
Kanye is the one that's picking this fight in the
first place, because he is a little bit unhinged and
has been tweeting some things about Taylor and people that
she's had relations with.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Why that's not Why does it?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
He cares?
Speaker 10 (44:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
But she's been making her his target. So now Travis
is feeling very protective, very I'm gonna take care of
my lady. Okay, So wait, so now have another question.
So now I have another question, like, do you think
it's hot though? If somebody stands up for you like that, that.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I think it's hot.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm not promoting violence. I'm just saying in an instance
where like your honor needs to be defended, and this
person yourself. She gets its childish.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
She gets people coming at her every time she says anything.
She could say the flower smell nice.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Today and be like, really, Taylor Swift, the flower smell
freaking terrible.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Why are you gonna say the smell nice?
Speaker 15 (45:28):
Like?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
She also writes albums about everyone. She's the biggest crap
talker on the floor there is. It's all breakup songs.
She's whipping people, comes out handle herself. You guys, I'm
not even talking about Taylor Swift. I'm talking about you,
Like somebody wants to defend your honor?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
No, I haven't got it. No, Yeah, I'll speak for me.
You know, I've always felt that way of something like
it's toxic. Yeah, if they want to be like no,
I'm good. Yeah, I'll handle my own.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
You like it, I do like it, and I'll do
it for you too.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Don't touch my man.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I got it, okay, you know, I just wanted to
have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
But check, we're not there.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Moving on, There's a new type of perfume that's trending,
and it is the kind that makes people walk up
to you and say, oh, no, thank you. Because there
is a trend in women who have decided to have
boy bands this summer who have tried not bands, bands
like bah like want to just I realized that the
(46:39):
boys self imposed boy bands, dating themselves. There's this whole
trend about it. So there are these perfumes that are
now going quite viral that are colmstinky to some people,
or at least would be more of a turn off,
like fragrances like hold on where to go?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
How bad are you? As self control? What I'm banning boys?
So I have to wear stinky perfume so that if
because if one talks to me, there's no way I'm
not gonna be able to ban it. I need them
not to talk to me and I'm banning.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh maybe you just really want to wear scents that
are supposed to embody a vampire fang or snowy shivers?
What also notes of metallic.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Stuff and what the capitalist hell is.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
And the jerk off putting aromas are? What is trending?
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Okay, but if I'm having a boy ban, I still
want to.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Be hit on.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Still, that's almost more empowering. And I'll be like, I
can't say no, daty guy, so I have to like
wear stinky perfume. If you can have guys hit on
me and I just say no, that's more empowering I feel.
I guess I listen.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
I've never been an empowered woman, but I would guess
that that is probably more empowering than the room clearing
when you walk in.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, than nobody talking to you.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
But listen, if you really need did the room clearing perfume?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Just know you're not alone and it is trending. It's
there for you. Yeah, these people please. The problems you've
been hanging.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
On to.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
God other ways, ladies, other ways, we can't do it.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh yeah, have you done it?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I mean, I've cleared like a dance floor before, but
it wasn't.
Speaker 11 (48:21):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
You go out to dance with Victoria dance parten?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
It's not like that, but like when people are dancing together,
it's like all my friends are mostly in coupled, so
it's just me by myself and I just go and
start dancing on my tie.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
They start seeing how I dance and they're like.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Nah, man, Like the dance part, it's like how bad you.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Look when you dance?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Like don't?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Why did I go to like dirty little Secret?
Speaker 8 (49:01):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (49:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
I do?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Sweet?
Speaker 11 (49:08):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (49:10):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (49:11):
So back in high school there was this one girl
who bullied me consistently, like she made my life a living?
How I'm going to date myself?
Speaker 12 (49:19):
That I was like back in my space age.
Speaker 14 (49:22):
She turned her top friends into like my hit lists,
and I was for number one, like she was so
mean wow, and I kind of I don't. One day
I had enough of it, right, like you push your
buttons for so long. And so my secret is that
I knew that my older brother smoked weed, and so
I to some of it and I put it in
(49:43):
her bag. Oh, and then I reported it and I
told a teacher that I had seen her smoke.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
What I've always said that's the best way to handle
something is just you know, playing drugs and call the cops.
This list of solid ideas.
Speaker 14 (50:01):
Yeah, it worked a lot better than I thought, though,
because she ended up getting expelled.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Wow, Wow, girl, did you feel bad about that?
Speaker 14 (50:10):
I mean it felt conflicted, like I was really glad that,
you know, I could go to school without being picked
onting my life. But I definitely it went further than
I thought it would.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, let's be honest, she shouldn't have been having drugs
in school, so I mean that's really on her for
the expulsion.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I thought, you're saying she shouldn't be bullying, but you
know that's you.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, I mean actually maybe if she had done the drugs,
she'd be less of a bully.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Out.
Speaker 13 (50:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (50:37):
So that was that was my dirty secret, And it
ended up getting a little more out of control, which
I didn't find out until my reunion earlier this year.
Apparently her parents didn't take it well, and I later
found out that there was like this huge blow up
fight because of it, and her dad left.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, my goodness, Well do you think to take responsibility
at that point?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You destroyed an entire family. Lesson learned. Do not bully
this person. You have to be anonymous because they're a
little secret. But wow, take a lot of turns.
Speaker 14 (51:21):
It did, And I'm glad I didn't find that out
in high school. Like obviously there must have been problems going.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
On, but I hey, you know people that act like that,
there's usually problems at home. So you may you may
have actually saved that whole You may have destroyed it
and also saved that whole family.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
That's one way to think about.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I know, how propose it's been on almost anything. Well,
thank you for your little secret.
Speaker 14 (51:44):
Yeah, I feel better cadding off my chest.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
What's your dirty little secret.
Anybody, somebody please explain to me why anybody would be
traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed a Napoleon. What it's
the Jewel Show, whatever the reason is. That actually happened
because the website Unclaimed Baggage issued its annual found report
(00:22):
and it's going viral, So we'll go over it right
now so you can hear some of the weirdest things
found in luggage over the last year. This is a website,
Unclaimed Baggage. Yeah, Unclaimed Baggage. There's a website. You can
buy things from it. You can literally buy things from it.
But it does sound like a dating site. I feel
like that's actually what most dating sites are. One dot com.
But somebody was traveling with a taxidermat squirrel dressed this
(00:45):
Napoleon that it's one of the things that they found.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You do you think it dressed it itself, like you know,
you got the squirrel and you're like, oh, I'm going
to address you today like a doll.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know, it is the only option, that's the only
I don't think that they founded a squirrel who was
wearing a Napoleon costume and they're like the dress it
you didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Minute in your head where you thought about this person
that was just literally putting the clothes on.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, no, we didn't going why why don't know? Did
you do that?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
That person who had it in their bag.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Were trying a weird conference where they headed to be
some sort of scrollm or something. I don't know where
that person is traveling. We're going over a list from
uncline Baggage of the weirdest thing found in people's luggage
over the last year. A briefcase full of rubber ducks,
each one eventually named and wearing tiny hats. That's so
(01:39):
cute is that my daughter's bag?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is that a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
In the world.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
My daughter has a lot of rubber duckies. She hands
it out to people randomly. Really, that's I have.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
A bag of rubber duckies in my car too, actually,
or you're a cereal car you'resing this person a serial
killer because mini drivers put little duckies on other minis
when you see them mounta in the wild as like
a term of like like a form of endearment, like
a jeep thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, it's also a mini thing.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I thought it was a jep thing.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's a mini Cooper thing too.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We're going over a list of some of the strangest
things found in luggage this past year from the website
found luggage dot com. A gallon of mayonnaise, but it
had a label on it that said emotional support condiment.
Yeah those days, right, But it's like not a full.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Liquid, So, like, is he allowed on the plane with it?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is what I want to know because it's not. But
it's not a liquid. Yeah, if you went through, you're like,
but that's my emotional support mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
They have to Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, Actually I don't know, because the consistency is similar
to a cream, like a face cream, and you can
get through well, at least I got through the face cream.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
More than four point whatever ounces. Yeah, I mean they're
taking peanut butter from me. Yeah, they've taken a gee
butter from me. Butters, I guess. We're going over a
list of some of the weirdest things founded luggage over
the past year. Two hundred laminated photos of Nicholas Cage blinking.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay, he's playing a prank on someone. It's another serial killer.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They're photos of blinking. Two hundred laminated photos of Nicholas
Cage blinking.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
So just Nicholas Cage with his eyes closed, Yeah, blink
like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't know why that sounds weird. Obsession, Yeah, that
sound fun though. Something I guess somebody said to me,
I have two hundred photos of Nicholas Cage blinking. I'd
be interested in seeing all two hundred Cage con friends.
They have a con for everything, I know. Another weird
thing found in luggage going over a report from found
(03:59):
luggage dot com with the weirdest things founded luggage over
the past year, a framed oil painting of a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, it's a whole oil painting.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Honestly, I don't know how you misplaced it though.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm just trying to think of the person that got
inspired to paint a Ham Sam.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Hey man, they're really hungry, and that ham Sam is
sitting over there, and he was like, you look amazed
at that.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Another thing that they found a VHS tabled do not
watch unless you're ready to know the truth. And they
watched it and they said it was Shrek too. What
a troll. That's a great troll. That's aroll.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That in your luggage next time, jubill take it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Also found in luggage over the past year. One of
the weirdest things six pounds of cook spaghetti and a
Crown Royal bag.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You can carry a lot of things in those Crown
Royal bags.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's like the shelt like gloff. Yeah, the purple bag
and they're just spaghetti in there. Wild that's a night
in Vegas and you're like, I.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Don't this sweety is so expensive. I want to take
it with this where they were coming from the other thing,
I was eating Crown Royal. Let me combine me. They
dropped this in my bag.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's actually a good idea.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Have taken spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But when you go to the buffet and you get
the crab legs, you need a place to put the
crab legs.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The Crown Royal bag. Another weird thing that they found
in luggage over the past year an old toaster filled
with glitter and gummy bears.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, what are they doing?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Drugs? That looks like toasted.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
They were just curious to you what happened that.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Was that person when they lost their luggage. They lost
their old toaster with the glitter and the gummy bears
in it. Happy Bear, My happy Bear cage is gone.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's another Jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, James todd Sparks here. Sorry,
who todd Sparks? Yes, the todd Sparks. I work down
in accounting. Welcome to the office.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I know you're probably freaking out. Yeah, what do
you mean, Well, you're probably freaking out. I'd imagine it's
got to be shocking for you.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Yeah, because well, do you know something about I'm missing
my like all my computer equipment is gone from my
desk and yeah, and what do you know about this?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, the reason I was saying you're probably freaking out
is because, yes, I'm the todd Sparks. I work here
as well. You probably know me from my books todd
Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life and my
follow up to that, todd Sparks spark Up another one,
and then my Guide to Manifesting your parking Spot wherever
you want todd Sparks Sparking in the Rear.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Huh, great, Tod Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I also work here in accounting and I do motivation
speaking as well. Yes, so I don't know if it's
in no One of my conferences or something like that,
but yeah, nice to meet you. I figured i'd give
you a call welcome you to the office.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Well, I appreciate that, Toba. Right now, I'm sort of
in a bind.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So it seems that you're having problems because your keyboard
and mouse are missing and you've got a report coming
up today.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, yes, and you know that. How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, because I just wanted to start off our relationship
with a little bit of a lesson that keyboard and
that mouse. James, it's inside you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What Tom, did you think.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You're asking if I took your stuff?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Yes? Did you take my stuff?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes? I did, Yes, I did. Why?
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Well, I thought why because.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I figured it's always good to learn how to overcome
adversity in our own personal battles and in our professional
struggles as well. And it seems like today your struggle
might be that you've got a report coming up and
you need that keyboard and mouse.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yes, I do, and if you have it, that'd be great.
I can learn this lesson about the importance of material
possessions in the cosmic, karmic whatever the heck you're talking about.
In a second, I just need those now so I
could submit my report. Yeah, this is the first major
piece that I have here at the company.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now, that's got to be stressful for you.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
James. Yeah, I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed, especially knowing
that where's the county? Sorry? Want to Carrie? Where's the
accounting office?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Go ahead, Todd, and that's great. I've also spoken to
Are you there, James?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Yes, third floor? Okay, I'm coming.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What are you looking for?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
I'm looking for you, Todd. I'm coming to find you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Finding me, James isn't going to find you. And that's
the kind of stuff you'll get in my books. I'll
give you a couple to day later on. I'll leave
on your desk.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Okay, now, where's the stairwell?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Todd?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I don't know who you think you are and why
you think it's cool to mess with people who are
new to the job that is very important to them.
And I'm going to find you today and we will
get this sorted out and then moving forward. I need
my stuff check and submit this report so I don't
get fired on the second day of my new job.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And let's see you do, James. Let's see you do
get fired. No better way to put us spark back
in your life then with a fire.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
And you're saying, okay, so you sabotage me first, because
con I'm coming downstairs, and honestly, I don't even care
because if I don't get my back, I'm gonna lose
my job. If I do get my back, I'm going
to take the keyboard and let's shove it so far
that the books that you keep spouting out.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Of your mouth are going to fall out of the
front of your face so that you die.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
How about that that pot spark that spark inspiration to you?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And well, then't James. I'll just let you know that
this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your coworker Carrie is actually
the one that sets you up. She's got your keyboard
and mouse and she said to you had a big report,
your first big one, and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Oh my god, dude, I'm on the stairwell. I'm a team.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending
the first.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Weekend of Coachella is in the books, and let me
read you this headline giving you some highlights.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's so funny, it says.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at Coachella, Lady Gaga
played an epic set, and then weird Al Yankovic made
his Coachella debut during Yo Gabba Gabba set.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
What is happening at Coachella?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And it's some really cool performances. I didn't see him,
but online there's that look.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Really cool because they do have the app now or
you can watch it anywhere you are.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Whatever they forgot about that. I'm just like, what happened that?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Now? Yo Gabba Gabba's Coachella?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Man it up? I thought it was a kid's artist,
is it not? It is the kids show?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I believe it'll be a SpongeBob doing a performance, which
is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's a lot of random people that jumping on stage
with each other. Charlie XCX brought out a bunch of
like big names like Lord and Mazy and Billie Eilish
and Troyce of On.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh my God, her set looks like so much fun.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean, a lot of it looks like a great time.
I love looking at everybody's outfits, just scrolling through all
my social while my friends are down there.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But bers DJs, that was dope, dude.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
He was kind of campaigning or just trying to encourage
this generation to be ready to vote or get involved
in politics. He brought out an artist named Cairo Claro
and that worked out. I wonder if Claro asked Bernie to.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Come, I'm probably I hate capitalism too, will you show
up to this capitalist event?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And then helped me make some money? But do you
think he said, and just was like, no, I guarantee
Bernie Sanders state, come on the parted up. Think you
had a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So can't wait to see what the headline is from
next weekend of Coachella.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What did you got a gap? But do this time?
I mean to be fair to Coachella.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It's the first time we're actually talking about anything that's
happening at Coachella in years.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It has been a lot good job for them really
to figure out some way to make it interesting. Attendants
has been down to the last few years now. They
didn't really have big artists the last few years, So
this year.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Is turns into like an influencer event. Now it's at
this point, like I feel like it just turns into
they pay it. They pay influencers to wear like brands
do to wear their clothes, and they get put into
like exclusive like club parties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, it's Firefest. What's what Firefest wanted to be? Right
pretty much? But they're still holding on hope for that too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But I'm not telling you that story today. Science is
here for you though, because maybe you were at a
show like Coachella or any other situation where there's a
lot of loud music, loud people talking, and you want
to be able to hear the person that you're sitting
next to. So science says the trick to help you
hear better in loud spaces is to tap your fingers
while you talk. So the reason why this is trending
(13:45):
is because now people have taken it to the bars
and you can look around and people are tapping and
trying to talk to people. So if you see somebody
like doing that, they're just trying to hear you better.
Isn't that funny?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Interesting? Science?
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How does it work? Does it say?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It says something about our like how the brain. That's
what says I feel.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
If I had to guess, as somebody who guesses about
things like this, the tapping of your finger, if you
can hear it brings your hearing focus closer to you,
so you're not hearing the stuff outside of.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It, It says, fine, movement and sound or just intertwined somehow.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, so it's like, so you can't hear the thing
that's far away because you're focused on I think it's
close to you, which the other person is close to
you as well, so you'd hear that.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's my guess. It's good guess. That's not an educated one.
But listen, we wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Even okay, wow, all right, well I was just going
to say, even sciences explanation was that they're just intertwined somehow.
So that's how far we got, and that's what science says.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Scientists are getting lazy. I don't know. We just found
out what kind of word.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Tested it on a couple of people. Some mice were
happy they could hear their friends, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Research. That's what's trending.
Speaker 11 (14:57):
First day follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
Online at Advocatesla dot.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Com Jordan is on the phone today for a first
date follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude
named Drew. So in a few minutes we'll call him
and see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her a second date. But first, Jordan,
how long has it been since you heard from Drew.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
It's been about two weeks now, Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
How many times have you tried to hit him up
in that time?
Speaker 13 (15:24):
Just twice, once like really soon after our date, and
then once again, I.
Speaker 12 (15:31):
Want to say, like three days ago, okay, and nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He just left you on red Yeah, just nothing. Okay,
we let's talk about the date. Let's go back and
try to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I know, I'm sorry. This is the worst, so.
Speaker 13 (15:45):
Thank you for doing this. So we met on Hinge right,
and he messaged me first, which is already a win
in my book, and he saw my photos in Thailand
and said something about white lotus, which, full disclosure, I
did not know what that was. But I was just
playing along and making plans to get drinks, and he
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suggested the sports bar because there was a vibe there,
which honestly wasn't my favorite, but I went with it
because he's really cute.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
And you know, fun.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
And so yeah, we were just we had a great
talk and he's really ambitious. He told me about how
he wants to launch his own streetwear brand, and he
had a couple of friends yet and then someone sent
shots over, which honestly I don't I don't usually do shots,
but like, again, he was really cute.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
I'm having.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Back got really quick. He introduced you to some of
his friends.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Yeah, I guess this is a bar that they kind
of frequent, so a couple of them just happened. I
thought that was you know, like it's not like he
was like, oh, my friends, we have to go, you know,
he introduced me, so.
Speaker 12 (16:58):
That was nice.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
Okay, and then after a while they were like, okay,
we're gonna go do our thing over the bar and
just left us on our own.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Good.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I was like, these friends, do crash the party, try
to get you guys wasted, and then sit back and
watch what happened.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
Yeah. No, they were like apropos.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They were good, okay, good, Okay. Are they the ones
that sent you the shots?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
So yeah, I think ultimately that's what we figured out,
but I wasn't really paying attention. I was just like
I was just having fun and like I said, like
I don't really do shots, so I was just like, okay,
I'm gonna get this over with and okay, thanks so
much about it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Were you feeling it?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (17:37):
Yeah, I mean I felt safe enough to like not
overly question where the shots were coming from. I guess
now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have.
But it's okay.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
It was It was just a.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well, how did the date end with him?
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I think I was okay, like, okay, it got a
little weird, so like he's laughing, having fun. Were all cool,
and then like out of nowhere, he had to leave
and he made up some excuse he paid the tab
and then he did. And at one point shortly before that,
he and his friends were at the bar and they
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kept looking back at me, which it made me feel
like self conscious, but you know, I was like, what
was there something on me? So I went to the
bathroom and the only thing I can think is like
my shirt was a little to be through, but I
thought that that was, you know, hot. It made me
feel good and not a reason to be like grossed
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out by me or anything.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, his friends were pointing at you or looking over
at you and talking.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
What was the excuse that he.
Speaker 13 (18:41):
Gave you, just that he had to. I think he
said something about like having to get up early the
next day and do something for building his business, which
is okay, great, Like, yeah, he's I know that he's ambitious.
I know, you know, he gave me a lot of
details about his plans. But it was just the way
that it happened, like the it was so stunned.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
To abruptly leave. Weird. It seems like something they said
might be the reason that he left.
Speaker 13 (19:08):
Exactly, and I don't know what it was, and I
just like I would really like to know what happened.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why is ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date Okay, if you still
want it, Okay, we'll get your first date follow up.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Next first Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Right in the middle of today's the first Date follow
Up and if you're just joining us. Jordan is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Drew.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and get her a second
date if she still wants one. But before we do that, Jordan,
breakdown your date for us again real quick, one time.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
So we met on Hinge and we ended up going
to the sports bar and a couple of bits friends
were there, and so I got to meet them, and
then we were having a great time, and then all
of a sudden, he I did like he needed to
leave very quickly, and he made up this excuse and
I haven't heard from him since, and I'd like to
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know what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, weird? Well are you ready for us to give
Drew a call?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
All right, here we go. Phullo, Hi man, I speak
to Drew please.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
This is him. Who's this Drew?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
How are you? This is a radio show, it's called
the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Hi Drew, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubele. How are you.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I'm good. I'm familiar with you guys.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Just to see how you're doing. Just checking in you know,
we know you listen. We listen to you too, and
you don't know.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
It, checking in on all the fans.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, Drew, we're calling you because this is a first
date follow up. You know, if you go on a
date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to call you and find out why.
So we got an email about.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
You, Jordan, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yes, it is. You don't even have to think about that.
She told us about your date, and she's really confused.
Says that you, uh, you guys are hanging out at
the bar. Your friends ended up being there too, and
at one point you went over to your friends and
then it looked like they were pointing towards her. And
then after that you said you had to get up
for work or something and bounced.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 10 (21:25):
Well okay, so first off, thrilled to be talking to
you guys, been listening for a while. But what Jordan,
She was nice, fun even, but I ghosted her because
I cannot be out here dating someone who just confidently
uses words absolutely and completely wrong.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
What do you mean like?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
I tried to let it go, I really did, but
she kept using the like juxtaposition as if it meant
like compromise. You like wine, I like sports bars, but
I think we can find a juxtaposition, you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Know, Oh okay.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
You I mean, if it's.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
One word, sure, I get it, like you know, it's
like a little quirky, cute moment and then you can
correct it.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
But it kept.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Happening over and over again with different words, and then uh,
like my friends ended up being at the bar and
she was like talking, They're joking about something, and she
just wanted this is such an ambiguous situation and it wasn't.
It was like super clear. I think she meant to
say like ridiculous or wild, but she was like so sure,
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She's like, this is so ambiguous.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay. She seemed well spoken when we talked to her,
Like it didn't seem like that was going on when
we talked to her.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
That wasn't my experience, you know, like, like I thought
she was nice, she was even fun. But I'm big
on words, man, like you got no basic English language,
you know.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, thank you for telling us, Drew, And also
if you listen to the show, well yeah you know
what happens now?
Speaker 13 (23:03):
Hi Jordan, Hi, Wow, I'm so sorry that I didn't
live up to your.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
English speaking expectations.
Speaker 13 (23:18):
You knew what I meant, though, right, Like that's all
that matters. Communication is about intent, right, like reading people.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
Totally uh for the most part, but like this basic
first grade understanding of the language is important, like words
mean things, Jordan. Then the worst part is like my
friends caught it too. A lot of them even repeated
it back to you, like yeah, you're all super ambiguous
and they're all laughing, and you just nodded like they
weren't roasting you. I was like, you got to have
a little bit of like self awareness about those.
Speaker 13 (23:49):
Roasting me. I wow, Okay, I don't even know what
to say to that, Like, I'm pretty sure I have
better than a first grade understanding of the English language.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, you did say you don't drink shots a lot,
so maybe that just kind of threw off your basic
understanding of certain words, you know. I don't know, maybe
because you do sound well spoken now, thank.
Speaker 13 (24:17):
You, And I'd like to think that I am, at
least most of the time. I don't know what you
expected as me, but your friends were all of a
sudden there, and I guess I was trying to impress
and just be you know, conversational with everybody. And you know,
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I was drunk and like.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Amused.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
I don't know, like you're you're acting like I did
something wrong to you.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You were what.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
You got that one right? You were amused?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What is amused? Me? Confused? I don't right.
Speaker 13 (25:01):
Now, see I know how to use words totally.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
I mean, we're all a little amused right.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Now, you know. I'm like, I was just saying, look,
you didn't do.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Anything to me. You were nice, you were fun. It's
just not for me, like words mean things, and I can't.
For me, I can't be explaining basic vocabulary every time
we hang out.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
You know, I'm sure we can find some sort of
like explanation juxtaposition about this. Jordan's you're doing it again. There,
you just get it. That's not what that.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Word means, like a compromise.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
Yeah, go on, It's just that's what that is.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
What that means. It's that's what juxtaposes means.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
No, that's not what it means. Jordan's good. No, when
too people disagree, they come to a juxtaposition that that
is what that means.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
Oh my goodness, do you guys see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (26:07):
It's like and you're just getting a little sneak peak.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
We were out there for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I think she's right. I think she's right. I wish
you guys could come to a juxtaposition. I mean, I.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Understand, don't encourage her. This can be said. She loves
to know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Would you like to go on another date with Jordan?
We'll pay for it and then you guys can see
if you can juxtapose in person.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Damn No, words mean things, man, I can't. I can't
be doing a Yeah. I also don't want another date
because you clearly don't.
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Know words like you think you do. What Why don't
you go look up juxtapose juxtaposition in a dictionary and
you can figure it out from there. Girl, I speak
four languages, which is crazy. I hate this so much
right now, Jubile's.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
First date fall, good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 14 (26:56):
I'm tall?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Had a large black coffee?
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Large black? Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No? I mean a large means yeah, that's the biggest
fun you that Venti is.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Large is twenty Yeah? Large is large.
Speaker 15 (27:11):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ameras in a game of trivia for t
paying tickets today, and let's meet today's contestant for you
verus Victoria. Kia. What's up, Kia? How are you?
Speaker 13 (27:36):
Kahi?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Ohi?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Ka?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
How are you? I'm good? Are you ready to take
on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I am all right, Kaya.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I should apologize now because I'm about to ruin your
week by beating you so hard in this trivia game.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I really believe that.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Thank you for at least like acting like it could happen.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Alright, here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Kaya.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to went, okay, okay, all right, here we go, Kaya,
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What's the capital of South Korea? What cartoon features a
character named Patrick Starr? What is the national sport of Japan,
which US state has the most active volcanoes? Why what
(28:50):
element does NA stand for on the periodic table?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
Sodium?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio and while he's getting her headphones on
and stuff. Kaya, if you had to fight a clone
of yourself, what would your game plan be? Who thinks
about that.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You don't know how you beat yourself.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's how you lose.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
Kaya.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
If you wanna tell you have a game plan, you
never know what that's gonna happen. Yep, all right, Victoria's
back in studio with their headphones on. You're ready, Victoria, I.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Am Brad's red.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'm ready to say it. Brad. You're just thinking about
how to beat himself.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, he's like I got a game plan.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, he's game planning on that right now.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I don't know about that. Thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Kaya outright to win.
Are you ready, Victoria?
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I am. Kaya. You can tell Victoria wouldn't go. What's
the capital of South Korea?
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Dang it U.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So what cartoon features a character named Patrick Starr?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh Bob? What is the national sport of Japan? I
don't know?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Which US state has the most active volcanos?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Why?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
What element does NA stand for on the periodic table?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Black?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
A n A n A nothing? What rapper?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Keep going?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Keep going?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
You are asking a question? Keep going?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What rapper holds the record for the most Grammy wins?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You do not keep going? I don't know. M M no, no,
jay Z. The word is pass If you don't know
the answer, the word is passed.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Just so you know, I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I forget.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
But if you keep talking on the one before, then
I'm gonna stop asking the question, and then you're screwed.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
That's not fair the question, and move on. Victoria, I'm trying.
You're wasting everyone's time, including Kaya's. All right, unless any
more talking.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard, producer Brett.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Victoria actually got three correct that Kaya got three correct
as well, and that.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Means Kaya, congratulations, you beat Victoria. Tay goes to you. Also,
you got Tea Paine tickets. Congratulations, Thank you, you're welcome.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The capital of South Korea is Soul.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The cartoon that features a character named Patrick Starr is
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
The national sport of Japan is sumo wrestling.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The US state that has the most active volcanos is Alaska.
The element NA does stand for sodium, and then the
rapper that holds the record for the most Grammy ones
is jay z.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh wait, what's my third one? I got right?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
What do you mean say?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I got three?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Just listened back to it later on.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
The podcat you got one?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Two? Okay? You can go check it out on the
podcast too. If you're confused, want to just go to
the Jubile Show dot com. Kaya, thank you for playing Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's time say Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Only on the Jubile Show. Billy is on the phone
today for it to Catch a Cheater. He's been married
to his wife Adrian for three years, but they've been
together for eight years and now he's suspicious that something
might be going on. So we'll see if we can
help him out. Billy was the man, I'm sorry you're
going through that. Tell us about your situation.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Yeah, hey, thanks man, Yeah, that's that's it. Like you said,
we've been married for three we've been together for eight.
I'd say things have been going. Like recently, things have
been going pretty great for us. Like, you know, we're
on an upswing. We just got a new house. We're
first time homeowners. We get to call the place hours,
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you know, it's all hours. Yeah, all that stuff's going
really well. Even like my work life is going really well.
Like I just got a promotion. I've taken on a
bigger role at my company, so it's like that's good,
you know, more money for like our family. As far
as home life goes, like we're still in the process
of getting the house set up. It's taken a little
(33:01):
bit longer than I expected, just because I'm working and
and she's kind of at home like getting like like
her style in there, like because she has an eye
for style, so it's like and she likes doing it,
so so it like kind of works out that she's
kind of like taken on like the house repairs and
like fixing it up and kind of making.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
It ours like here's here's.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
Kind of like I guess the reason why I emailed
you guys, it's like I've been so busy with work
that she like hired a contractor to like help us
work on like the bathroom. They're getting the bathroom redone.
This guy's like he's he's putting in like new floors,
new showers, new new tile, like the whole thing. This guy, Mike,
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and you know, they've been hanging out at the house
a lot lately while I'm working. There's I've come home
and there's been like a couple of times where, like
I swear that, like I feel like I interrupted something
between like my wife and Mike. Like I'll come home
and she'll she like darts away from him real fast,
(34:03):
Like if they're in an area of the house, she
like darts away.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
Like I didn't say anything at the time. Maybe it's nothing,
but it's still just like kind of bugs me.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
You notice stuff like that that would bug me.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, I just wonder if if you're looking for it, Billy,
because I mean, I don't know. If you have a
contractor in your house, you're going to be together. And
I understand a man feeling uncomfortable with his wife being
alone with another man, but he's there to.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Do a job.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
So I don't know is she doing anything else that
makes you feel like she could be cheating on you?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
She feels distant.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
It's like it's we just feel very distant too, So
like like maybe she's gotten board, you know, with us,
Like she looks happy and whatnot, like when she's working
on the house and stuff. By the time I get home,
like I'm drained. You know, I know she's been working
on the house. Am I wasting time killing my house?
Like working like this for no reason? Like like the
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whole reason I am working like this is for her,
you know, Like I'm putting in all these hours for her,
for us, for the home, for our lives. So you know,
I don't know she she is. She has been distant
and like like I said this guy Mike, like they
get along and like really well, and like she just
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come home, she starts away. But I just wanted to
do like whatever I can to like make her happy,
you know.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
So that's just kind of like where I'm sitting right now.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
All right, And you said that you have a good
way you think we can catch her?
Speaker 12 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (35:34):
Yeah, we So we go to like this cookie place
like at least once a week that every week, they
got like brand new flavors. The cookies are like huge,
like it's really good. So we go there a lot.
So I think that that would be and we're in
like their email list and stuff.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
They have our info, so I think.
Speaker 15 (35:52):
It would be like good to say that you're from there,
maybe like offer like.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Some cookies or something. Okay, yeah, well if you know,
I don't know, you guys know how to do this,
so I.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Cookies, Yeah, you know, a dozen cookies or you know,
could deliver to somebody that's a great guy. Yeah, we
can do that and then we'll see if she sends
them to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Okay, yeah, it'd be great. All right, we'll play.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
A song, come back, and then call her and hopefully
she isn't cheating, but if she is, hopefully we can
get your answer. Right after this With's a Ketch Teater. Next,
it's time take Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
If you're just joining us for It's a Catch Teater.
Billy is on the phone and he thinks that his
wife of three years named Adrian might be cheating on him.
(36:35):
So we're gonna see if we can catch her. Hare
in just a second. But before we do that, Billy,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 15 (36:42):
We've been married three years, together for eight we just
got a new house. I got a promotion. I've been
working a lot lately. She's fixing up the house. She
hired a contract with this guy named Mike. I come home,
he's still over like. She darts away from him real fast.
She's been distant.
Speaker 8 (37:01):
You know.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
I'm hoping that these guys can call from like this
cookie place that we visit a lot, and see if
maybe we could like trapper cheating or whatever.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
You know, I need to get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Of all Right, Well, we'll call and pretend to me
you're from the cookie place and say that since you
guys are regular customers, she's won a gift box of
cookies to be delivered to somebody and she'll see if
you see if she sends them to you or to
somebody else.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
Okay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
This is Jordan calling from I was looking for our
valued customer, Adrian.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Adrian.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
We actually are calling you today with a free gift.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Oh that's awesome. What's the gift?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
A gift is a dozen cookies delivered to anybody that
you want. Seriously, yep, a dozen cookies. You can choose
which one they are, and we can deliver them to
anybody they that you want within the United States. Because
you know our cookies are delicious. We'd love to spread
the love.
Speaker 12 (38:06):
Well man, that's awesome. Hell yeah, all right, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take the information down.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Yeah, absolutely, I know how I want to think cookies too.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
First thing I will need is the first last name
of the person you like to send them to.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Okay, it's Billy last name.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay. Would you like to put a note or anything
with it?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Yeah, okay. Can I use a bad word?
Speaker 13 (38:32):
Was that cool?
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I love bad words?
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Yeah, then say free cookies, love.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
You, okay, Adrian, this is actually Jewble from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's a radio show, hy, Adrian, I mean on the
show too, listening to all of this love about cookies.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
And your husband Billy is actually on the phone. He's
been listening this whole time.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Well, why, Billy, do.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You want to tell her? Do you want me to
tell her?
Speaker 8 (38:56):
Why?
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (38:57):
I'm like really happy right now. Hey, I'm so well, yeah,
I will let them explain it.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I guess okay, Adrian, we do a segment on our
show called to Catch a Cheaters, where if you think
somebody might be being unfaithful, you try to see who
they'll send flowers or something to, in this case, cookies,
and so Billy has been a little suspicious and wanted
to suit.
Speaker 16 (39:19):
Wait wait, wait, Billy, you think I'm cheating on you
and you called a radio station.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
But the good news is maybe not, you're not. Uh so,
I believe there's a lot going on.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
I'm really happy right now, but I'm like kind of
I feel like a little embarrassed, like I thought you
were cheating on me with Mike.
Speaker 16 (39:39):
Honestly, I'm glad you're because I'm kids like, I can't
believe you thought of with Mike our contractor.
Speaker 12 (39:48):
Yeah, oh my gosh, yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:51):
No, that's wow.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
No, I'm I can feel like a little distance. But
it's not because I'm doing anything with Mike.
Speaker 16 (40:00):
It's because you got this new promotion and it's like
I don't exist anymore to you.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Yeah, I mean I definitely have been busy, you know,
and I know I come home tired, and you know,
I do love you so much, like everything I do
is for you.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
But I just felt like, you know, like I've come.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Home a few times and like you might be in
the other room with Mike and you like dart away,
like you're like you're doing something, and it's like, yo,
that's a little suspicious.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
So I was just like, I guess worried about it.
Speaker 16 (40:30):
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. If
I'm ever skirting away from Mike when you come in
the front door, it's because like I was coming up
to welcome you home or like grab you to show
you what Mike had gotten done that day.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
Like it's you who's.
Speaker 16 (40:47):
Been weird and awkward around Mike. Like he's actually pretty
chill dude. And if you didn't know, because you don't
actually talk to him, he just got back from his
honeymoon with his actual model wife.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, good, Wow, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
But like this is great news.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, it sounds like it cracked open a little bit
of communication, though, Billy, you were feeling insecure and then Adrian,
you were feeling neglected, so now we can come together
and be like, eh, let's go eat cookie.
Speaker 16 (41:25):
Yeah, we used to have like at least one time
a date that we talked, but now it's like Billy
closes his computer and it's lights out every day, like
even the weekend. So I just feel like, you know,
like super lonely and trapped at home, you know, and
like I can go out with friends like I do,
but I just like I'm just going out and causing
trouble with.
Speaker 12 (41:45):
Your dumbat Like I missed you.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
I really do miss that new Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:52):
But now you've stuck me at home, Like I work
from home, so I'm forced to hang out with Mike
and like talk to Mike and like I said, us
a chill do, but like I don't get to just
hang out with you anymore.
Speaker 8 (42:05):
It stucks. You're right, I'm so sorry, Like I I
miss you too.
Speaker 15 (42:11):
I It's like work is important because like I'm making
all this money for us and for a new.
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Home, and like you know what you guys need to do,
Like you.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Guys need to go off for a cookie date. The
last time you guys got cookies together.
Speaker 8 (42:24):
I would love a cookie boat.
Speaker 12 (42:27):
Yeah, you guys are still hooking us up with free cookies.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Right, No, Unfortunately that was like a made up thing.
But I mean, you guys both sound like you miss
each other and cookies are your thing. Why don't go
make some time to go get some cookies. Make it
a priority.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
Yeah, I mean, like that sounds great to me.
Speaker 15 (42:44):
I would love that. I would absolutely love that. Like
I am, I'm very embarrassed. I'm so sorry for like
this whole little setup thing. I I'm going to try
so much harder to like spend time with you, even
if I had to take a few days off a
month to like ease up our schedules, Like I I
miss you. I'm holding you, being in love with you, laughing,
getting goofy, getting cookies, just talking like I miss you
(43:06):
a lot.
Speaker 12 (43:06):
So then cookie me.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
What she wants.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Your wife wants to be cookie cookie here, billy, I
don't know what cookies mean anymore.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Yeah, hell, yeah.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
I got you, babe. I'm gonna cookie your cookie. I
don't know if I could say that, but I.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Don't know if you can't either. We better end this before.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
The Jewel Shows to catch a Cheaterah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Just takes three minutes to get everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's What's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Who do you think would win in a fight between
Travis Kelsey and Kanye West?
Speaker 11 (43:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (43:42):
It kind of depends.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Like I'm not promoting violence here, but this is a
real question because Travis Kelsey wants to come at Kanye.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
I feel like Travis Kelsey would win.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
I really like what Well, it kind of depends how
is I'm not saying this in a it's gonna sound bad,
but like how off Kanye is because then he can
just come in. Yeah, he's got crazy binging on, just
like swoot you.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Could have like a master, you can have like a
master black belt. Yeah, but that's hard toiling around.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Travis is huge. Yeah, but you can just go down, Fella.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I may be like a rabbit dog.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
What I'm seeing, It's like I'm gonna watching.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
A lot of Reachers. I'm just picturing like one big
came out and one is not Reacher. Okay, Well, either way,
Kanye is the one that's picking this fight in the
first place, because he is a little bit unhinged and
has been tweeting some things about Taylor and people that
she's had relations with.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Why that's not Why does it?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
He cares?
Speaker 10 (44:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
But she's been making her his target. So now Travis
is feeling very protective, very I'm gonna take care of
my lady. Okay, So wait, so now have another question.
So now I have another question, like, do you think
it's hot though? If somebody stands up for you like that, that.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I think it's hot.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm not promoting violence. I'm just saying in an instance
where like your honor needs to be defended, and this
person yourself. She gets its childish.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
She gets people coming at her every time she says anything.
She could say the flower smell nice.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Today and be like, really, Taylor Swift, the flower smell
freaking terrible.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Why are you gonna say the smell nice?
Speaker 15 (45:28):
Like?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
She also writes albums about everyone. She's the biggest crap
talker on the floor there is. It's all breakup songs.
She's whipping people, comes out handle herself. You guys, I'm
not even talking about Taylor Swift. I'm talking about you,
Like somebody wants to defend your honor?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
No, I haven't got it. No, Yeah, I'll speak for me.
You know, I've always felt that way of something like
it's toxic. Yeah, if they want to be like no,
I'm good. Yeah, I'll handle my own.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
You like it, I do like it, and I'll do
it for you too.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Don't touch my man.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I got it, okay, you know, I just wanted to
have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
But check, we're not there.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Moving on, There's a new type of perfume that's trending,
and it is the kind that makes people walk up
to you and say, oh, no, thank you. Because there
is a trend in women who have decided to have
boy bands this summer who have tried not bands, bands
like bah like want to just I realized that the
(46:39):
boys self imposed boy bands, dating themselves. There's this whole
trend about it. So there are these perfumes that are
now going quite viral that are colmstinky to some people,
or at least would be more of a turn off,
like fragrances like hold on where to go?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
How bad are you? As self control? What I'm banning boys?
So I have to wear stinky perfume so that if
because if one talks to me, there's no way I'm
not gonna be able to ban it. I need them
not to talk to me and I'm banning.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh maybe you just really want to wear scents that
are supposed to embody a vampire fang or snowy shivers?
What also notes of metallic.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Stuff and what the capitalist hell is.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
And the jerk off putting aromas are? What is trending?
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Okay, but if I'm having a boy ban, I still
want to.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Be hit on.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Still, that's almost more empowering. And I'll be like, I
can't say no, daty guy, so I have to like
wear stinky perfume. If you can have guys hit on
me and I just say no, that's more empowering I feel.
I guess I listen.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
I've never been an empowered woman, but I would guess
that that is probably more empowering than the room clearing
when you walk in.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, than nobody talking to you.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
But listen, if you really need did the room clearing perfume?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Just know you're not alone and it is trending. It's
there for you. Yeah, these people please. The problems you've
been hanging.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
On to.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
God other ways, ladies, other ways, we can't do it.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh yeah, have you done it?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I mean, I've cleared like a dance floor before, but
it wasn't.
Speaker 11 (48:21):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
You go out to dance with Victoria dance parten?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
It's not like that, but like when people are dancing together,
it's like all my friends are mostly in coupled, so
it's just me by myself and I just go and
start dancing on my tie.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
They start seeing how I dance and they're like.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Nah, man, Like the dance part, it's like how bad you.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Look when you dance?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Like don't?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Why did I go to like dirty little Secret?
Speaker 8 (49:01):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (49:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
I do?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Sweet?
Speaker 11 (49:08):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (49:10):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (49:11):
So back in high school there was this one girl
who bullied me consistently, like she made my life a living?
How I'm going to date myself?
Speaker 12 (49:19):
That I was like back in my space age.
Speaker 14 (49:22):
She turned her top friends into like my hit lists,
and I was for number one, like she was so
mean wow, and I kind of I don't. One day
I had enough of it, right, like you push your
buttons for so long. And so my secret is that
I knew that my older brother smoked weed, and so
I to some of it and I put it in
(49:43):
her bag. Oh, and then I reported it and I
told a teacher that I had seen her smoke.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
What I've always said that's the best way to handle
something is just you know, playing drugs and call the cops.
This list of solid ideas.
Speaker 14 (50:01):
Yeah, it worked a lot better than I thought, though,
because she ended up getting expelled.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Wow, Wow, girl, did you feel bad about that?
Speaker 14 (50:10):
I mean it felt conflicted, like I was really glad that,
you know, I could go to school without being picked
onting my life. But I definitely it went further than
I thought it would.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, let's be honest, she shouldn't have been having drugs
in school, so I mean that's really on her for
the expulsion.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I thought, you're saying she shouldn't be bullying, but you
know that's you.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, I mean actually maybe if she had done the drugs,
she'd be less of a bully.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Out.
Speaker 13 (50:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (50:37):
So that was that was my dirty secret, And it
ended up getting a little more out of control, which
I didn't find out until my reunion earlier this year.
Apparently her parents didn't take it well, and I later
found out that there was like this huge blow up
fight because of it, and her dad left.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, my goodness, Well do you think to take responsibility
at that point?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You destroyed an entire family. Lesson learned. Do not bully
this person. You have to be anonymous because they're a
little secret. But wow, take a lot of turns.
Speaker 14 (51:21):
It did, And I'm glad I didn't find that out
in high school. Like obviously there must have been problems going.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
On, but I hey, you know people that act like that,
there's usually problems at home. So you may you may
have actually saved that whole You may have destroyed it
and also saved that whole family.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
That's one way to think about.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I know, how propose it's been on almost anything. Well,
thank you for your little secret.
Speaker 14 (51:44):
Yeah, I feel better cadding off my chest.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
What's your dirty little secret.
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Jubal Fresh
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