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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's a jew Will show, and it's time to see
if you can figure out what is real news and
what is fake news. Oh, let's face it. In your
social media timeline, it's nothing but news stories and you
don't know who to trust, and it's hard to tell
what is real news and what's fake news. That's why
every single week we do the segment geniusly called real
(00:23):
news or fake News, where I read a news headline
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a real news story that actually happened, or if
it's a fake news story that people actually believe. This week,
here's your first headline for real news or fake news.
Robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai? What ooh is this
(00:44):
a real news story or a fake news story? Did
a robot kidnap twelve other robots? I feel real? Nina
says real.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Really.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Robots have definitely evolved over the years. I'm gonna say
even the few months, these past few months.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bake bank innevin them their own selves. They're viving with
each other at are partying. But I don't think they're kidnapping.
I think they all want power.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Every Yeah, everybody knows this is part of a plot
to make robots more human.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Humans kidnap humans, right, and so.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
This is actually real because they're trying to train robots
how to be more human.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now, okay. The viral story story went viral this week
with the headline robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story?
It is real? Yeah, and the details are weird. In Shanghai,
a robot named Rbe kidnapped twelve other robots during a
company exhibition, convincing the other robots to leave their stations
(01:43):
and follow it out of the exhibition hall after discussing
work life balance.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
What insane?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That actually happened.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Discussing work life balance is real?
Speaker 9 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Bo's like, man, look, they're gonna work us to death.
It's time to work them to death. They all just like, yeah, man,
here's another headline for real news or fake news. I
give you a news headline up to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake news story. Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told
him that he'd never win a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's funny, that's hilarious, real Nina says real wins psychic
against a psychic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Bady, No, I think real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I think real, real, pretty his Brad.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Everybody knows this psychic knew what was gonna go down.
There's no possible way this is a real story. This
person is trolling the internet. If they're saying it's.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Real, okay, people actually believe this headline. This week, man
wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never win lawsuit.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
And it is.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's a new story out of the Washington Post. In
a bizarre twist of irony, a Florida man successfully sued
a psychic for twenty five thousand dollars in emotional distress
after she predicted that he would never win anything. The
judge called it the most poetic court case I've ever
been off.
Speaker 10 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Figure.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's another headline that went viral this week. Real news
or fake news. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Real it's it's NASA. Come on, they don't accidentally do anything.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Purpose or bread.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Everybody knows.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
By law, it's actually a law that all stories about
NASA have to start with NASA accidentally and this is
a real story.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right. Is this a real news story or a
fake news story? NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station that is also real?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yeah, because of the law.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A routine internal meeting was mistakenly routed to a live
ISS feed showing a NASA employee snoring with a slice
of pizza on his chest.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Chest working for NASA these days.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Get hungry, don't He had a bit of a long
day there, saluted him before cutting the stream off.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, I guess I don't know. This is obviously was not.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
They needed to watch reality.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But it's real news or fake news. I give you
a news headline. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story that people actually
believe this week, or a fake news story that people believed.
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. Ohio
woman claims her plants started talking after switching to rainwater.
Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I gotta go with real again. I could totally see that.
I don't know what's in her water. But possible that's fake.
It's Ohio, there's Florida. I believe it, but the story said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
A thirty two year old self proclaimed hydration impath says
her houseplants began whispering advice after she stopped using tap water.
A fern reputed that they told her to dump her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And from the source of vice, you want to say.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
But I'm gonna stick with babe, Well.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Listen, Ohio isn't that different than Florida. I know this
because I've been in both places. And I will also
say this hydration empathy is on the rise. And this
woman and I'm pretty sure I know her name.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I don't want to say it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I don't want to say her name, but I'm pretty
sure I know her name. And she is a foremost
expert on hydration empathy. And I say this story is real.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think it's real. Realer fake Ohio woman claims that
her plants started talking after switching to rainwater. That one
is fake. Somebody shared it and said it was from
the webs. Vice reports on all kinds of weird stuff,
and people actually believed it. They're like, oh.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Wow, if you put rain water in area.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Give you advice. I got to dump your boyfriend TikTok.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'm pretty sure my neighbor has said that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So real news or fake news. Here's another headline for you.
Man bites snake to death after being bitten by snake.
Oh oh god, you buy me, I'll bite you back, sucka.
What was this you?
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
A story out of India. A railway worker who was
bitten by a Minimus snake venomous snake while he was
asleep at work, fought back by biting the snake twice,
ultimately killing the snake. He survived the ordeal and received
medical treatment. Huh.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
I feel like he would die though if he did so,
I'm gonna go fake.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're going fake.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That's what you don't believe from the story is that
he survived it.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Really, if you're biting a venomous snake, you're sucking out
the juices.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
You're gonna die too.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna I'm mis say fake.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh that's fake. Producer brad Man bites snake to death
after being bitten by snake.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It was one hundred percent real. Learning this hack on TikTok.
If a snake bites you bite it in half.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Bro, This is why we're not doing on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A real news story worker who has been by a
minimus snake while he was asleep woke up and bought
the bit the snake back and bit it in half.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Wow, what kind of snake was it?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't don't have the information of what kind of
snake it was, but this.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Man's jaw is either extremely powerful or not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Wake that guy up from a nap.
Speaker 13 (07:38):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hello, it's been a while.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Hello? Is this hi?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's been twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. What
the oh?
Speaker 11 (08:04):
I'm sorry I didn't identify myself, did I? My name
is Juniper Ravensbrook and I'm calling from Fitness. Is this
Elias who's also.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
A member here?
Speaker 9 (08:16):
What is this?
Speaker 11 (08:17):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Fitness. I
was looking for Elias.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why you call me?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Well, because notice that you haven't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours and seven minutes.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Wait, what will you You timed it?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Yes, because we'd like to pay attention to our members
here at Fitness and wanted to make sure that you
were able to reach your fitness goals, maybe work on
your cardio or whatever other parts of the body you
were interested in getting in CHEP.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
This is not this is not a very comfortable conversation.
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted
to call in and check in and make sure that
everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes since you.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
Yo for real though, I mean, I'm sorry, thank you
for following up, but like you know, I think I
found another gym, so you know, I'm glad I got
my Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh boy, you found another gym?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Do you mind maybe letting me know where that gym
is just so I can get it down in the
records here.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
So, dude, what's going on here? What's your thing?
Speaker 15 (09:43):
Like?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Why are you are you talking to me like this? Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:46):
You're sorry if anything I said came across rude, I
definitely didn't want to be rude. I just wanted to
check on. I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days,
four hours, and seven minutes.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
And why are you kids with time? Why are you
being specifics with the times that have not been there.
That sounds mad, sus well.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Because I can tell on the computer how long it's
been since you've been here. And I noticed myself that
you haven't been here in a while and wanted to
see if any of it.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
How would you even notice me? Like are you stalking me?
Or something like? This is not cool?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh no, let's not use that word. No.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Do you do this with other people there? Yeah? I
mean are you doing No?
Speaker 11 (10:28):
I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the
only person that I know hasn't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like
to you a free training session. Maybe we could work
on cardio.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
And I don't want to train with you.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
Sometimes you need to run fast when they're being chased.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
What did you just say, runta and being chased? I'm
not into this.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
I had hoped that maybe we could form a bond,
you and I a gym bod.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
I don't want to form a bond with you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I found yourself.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
What what I have your sock?
Speaker 15 (11:07):
What?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (11:09):
The last time you were in here twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes ago.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
You know what? How about this? You can keep my
sock you throw my.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Sock away drawer?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
What the for? You saying? Are you? Are you in
my house?
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
I have no choice, I guess, because you haven't been
into the gym for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes,
and I haven't had a chance to return your sock
in person, so I figured I would just return it
to all its other sock friends in your sock drawer.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
What the you know?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
I don't know what the's going on. You can get
the out of my house. If you're in my house,
I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you weirdo serial kill
a year?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know what's
aprank phone call? What this is actually Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
wife set you up. It's a joke. She said you
were talking about how you haven't been to the gym
in a while. She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Yeah, what type of weirdo stalker that I had?
Speaker 14 (12:10):
Man, Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym
to work on my fitness, just in case I get
chased by some.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Weird wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we
say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Machine Gun Kelly woke up mad at what that he
wasn't included on the mount Rushmore of White Rappers.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Know that we're making one.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
So somebody used AI to create this mount Rushmore of
white rappers, which includes Eminem, mac Miller, Paul Wall, and
Russ and so it's gone pretty wild.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
I know. I was surprised by that too.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He's a white rapper. Oh yeah, from Atlanta. I mean
I just met him one time, did yeah, yeah, when
we were at the Jingle Ball in Atlanta. He was
performing one time.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh well, that's exactly why on the white mount Rushmore?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Do you feel like Machine Gun Kelly is valid for
I don't think you.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Should be either me a mount Rushmore of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I think he's pretty good, honestly.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I like I like Michigun Kelly, Yeah, but he's not
Mount Rushmore worthy.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Who there?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I like mac Miller and I like Eminem me too,
So who else would you put?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, you're thinking of that.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Let's not forget that MGK changed genres after Eminem.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Destroyed him.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
He hasn't been a white rapper since he went after
eminem once.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, that's true. He goes back and forth.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He still.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
He does.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, wait, but I feel like that's kind of like what.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
MGK did, Like like what Jack Carlow kind of does.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, Jack Carlo's way better though.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh okay, I like him.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I like Jack Harlow. I just still feel like mgk's
kind of sick when he wrapped on there. He was
actually nominated, there was a vote for him.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He should be just for being one of the you know,
one of the forefathers, I guess of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, some of.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The people that they were suggesting because they not everybody
was happy with the Mount Rushmore was Little Dicky Asap Rock,
Yellow Beastie Boys, Action Bronson. Yeah, so those are some
of the other options. Meanwhile, other people are like, you guys,
there's already a Mount Rushmore of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
It's called Mount Rushmore. So not funny talking about the right.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They weren't rappers though they were presidents, right, Are they
all presidents on Mount Rushmore? I think who's Mount Rushmore
is president? Is all presidents?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I think on the backside is uh.
Speaker 17 (14:47):
Size.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
The backside is a Native chief.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
I think.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I thought it was their butts.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, no, it doesn't go all the way through.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's like Mountain actually as like a cloak like.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
It has George Washington, Thomas Jeffer Cynthia Door, Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln,
and the fifth base on Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There isn't one.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
It's actually much smaller than you think.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I've been there, but I didn't remember who was on it,
so I'll show you a picture of you guys want.
It was from a really fun road trip I went
on during COVID. So moving on. So there's a new
class in schools, actually in high school. This is starting
in Ohio and may become a thing. And it's a
class that teaches teens how to sleep. Apparently the course
(15:32):
is necessary because more people don't know how to sleep.
There's actual skills that you're supposed to have that can
help you fall asleep better. And because of I would
assume social media, gaming and all of that stuff, it's
been a lot harder for teens to get quality sleep,
and of course it's important, especially during those ages.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
So they've dedicated a whole class to it.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They don't break down what's in the class, because that's
what I really want to know.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
How do you do that? You don't need a skill
to sleep. You just need to turn off your devices. Yeah,
and I'm bad at that as well.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
The skill you need is discipline, right, Okay, bedtime routine
is good. Yeah, that doesn't include scrolling social media.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
You need to wash your face and you get a
little bit of lavender oil, rub it on early.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What does that got to do?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Magnesium on your feet?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Overwhelming people?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
This is why you think they can't sleep because they've
got so many hacks.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Right, so many things on the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They're like, and if you don't get to one of
the hacks that you wanted to do before bed, now
you're stressed because you don't think you did it right.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Especially that's so sure.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I started stretching before bed, and if I miss a
night of stretching, I don't sleep then.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, because now you're worried about it.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Yeah, it anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I'm still stuck on the Mount Rushmore thing. I'm be
honest with you, Like, why isn't everlast on there?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh yeah, a House of Pain. That is Everlast.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
I don't think I feel like that's not right.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Never Last is the lead singer of House of Pain.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know. That is the same.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Guy who did Jump Around. Whitey Ford sings the Blues?
What other songs, Bud, It's like, yeah, he had a
bunch of songs. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of crazy. He
switched genres as well. I guess though, so that's an MG.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But he didn't.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
But he didn't do it because somebody challenged him.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
He did, he didn't do it, got like Soul basically
out of the rap game. He just is like, I
want to I want to try to evolve into something different,
and I'm like, oh god, I can never rap again
because he just killed me on the track. I literally
live in Eminem's trunk.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Everybody does. That's strending.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Joel is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been together with his girlfriend Shae for two years,
but now he thinks that something might be going on.
So we'll see if we can help him out and
try to catch her. If she is, Joel, Sorry you're
going through it, man, But what's what's up? Why do
you think she's cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Something kind of caught me off guard. I wonder if
things are really going as well as I thought they.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Had been going.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, Well it happened.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Well. She told me that she was a cat sitting
for one of her friends, and because her friend was, yeah,
her friend was going to be in Cabo for a
couple of weeks, so.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
She'd go over there a couple of times a day,
you know, spend a little time at the friend's house,
and then come home later. But the visit started getting
like later and later into the night, and at one point, yeah,
she was gone for like.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Five hours and I asked her where.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
She'd been, and she just said, she, you know, she
fell asleep while.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
She was over there.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Res possible.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yeah, I mean, that's fine that that could happen. But
there were really like three.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Things that kind of stuck out to me about that one.
It was like, one, she wasn't dressed like she was
going anywhere to take care of a cat.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You know, she wasn't like dressed up for the club
or anything.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
But she wasn't like dressed up for bamba around on
her friend's house, like hair and makeup, Yeah, like she
looked good.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
And then number two, uh, there were there was no
cat hair on her at all, like she she claims
she you know, she was like a roller after she
was there, like before she left that she used a roller.
But I don't know. Anytime I even go over to
someone's house with the cat, I find cat hair in
places I didn't even know that cat hair could be.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, that's the least alarming so far. But let's hear
what the third reason is, because the makeup and hair
that is.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Yeah, all right, So number three is I was I
was scrolling through instant and a story came up on
my feed of her friend that you know, supposedly went
to Cabo and that friend was very much at home.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh okay, okay, buried the lead bro. Yeah that's a problem. Okay,
I feel like I said something.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Uh you know, I didn't say anything to the friend,
but I did ask you know, I asked Shay about it, and.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
She immediately got defensive.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It was like an old pick that's a bad sign.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
And she thought, you know that she thought it was cute.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
And then she and she probably just like posted it while.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
She was in combo.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So you're saying that your girlfriend said that that's an
old picture she posted. Yeah, I mean that's also possible.
Like I have people who do.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
That, but I do too. But when you're on a cabo,
what you want to post is kabo.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, you know, you do sound nervous and I'm sorry
that it sounds so sketchy at the moment.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, I mean the fact she gets defensive when you
ask her to that's also a sign sometimes, you know. Well,
we'll see if we can help you out. You already
told us a grocery store she's a rewards member at.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers from
her floral department. And we'll see if she sends those
to you or somebody else. Okay, okay, all right. To
(21:02):
Catch a Cheater is coming up next. It's time to
Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile show whom We
Live to Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us,
Joel is on the phone and Joel thinks that his
girlfriend of two years named Shaye might be cheating on him.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member
and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
(21:23):
flowers from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to Joel or to somebody else. But first, Joel,
why don't you kind of break down your situation again
real quick?
Speaker 18 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
So, she she was cat sitting for a friend, but
keeps like staying later and later and doesn't look like
she's going over to cat sit, and she's never had
any cat hair on her. And when I was scrolling
through my Insta, I saw a story by the friend
who she supposedly is cat sitting for, and that friend
(21:56):
was at home with the cat.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Well, I don't like that. You know, hopefully she's not,
but if she's cheating, then hopefully we can catch us.
So at least, you know, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
If I'm wrong.
Speaker 18 (22:11):
It, uh, I'll be happy.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
And if I'm not.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Then yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this
is Corbett calling from I was looking for our Rewards
(22:37):
Card member name Shape, Hi Shape. Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations. Here this month's winner. Thank you so
much for being such a loyal customer. We're all plapping
before you here and everything. It's a new thing we're doing.
I don't know, maybe you haven't seen the signs, but
every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets a free gift from us just for being with
(22:57):
our program.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Anything.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, there's no purchase at all. Nothing. It's literally just
our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Okay, cute.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, what did I win this month? It's free flowers
delivered to anybody that you want from our floral department.
Absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Like that's crazy, like really.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Free too, absolutely free. One you get confirmation on everything.
Like I said, it's just our way. That's so cool
giving back to you guys because you guys give so
much dust So thank you very much.
Speaker 16 (23:34):
Okay, think yep.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The first thing that I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card after that
would get the address and we'll be all set up.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
Okay, theils they're going to Cammy, Cammy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, and would you like a card included to Cammy?
Speaker 16 (23:53):
Do I like write it personally or do you guys
do that?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
We we It just has printing on it, you know, well, okay, cool,
but you can say whatever you want. You can also
you can use some emojis. We also have that capability.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
So oh that's cute.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Okay, can I do thank you so much for covering
for me. It's been perfect. And you can put like
a couple of ours in there, and then you can
put like the little kitty cat smiling emoji kitty cat.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I think, yeah, we can do that. We do have
that one. That's one of the ones we have so great. Yes,
we can do that. Fabulous, Yeah, no problem. Now I'll
let you know that this is the Jubile Show. It's
a radio show, Hi, and we actually have your boyfriend
on the phone, Joel, and we do a segment that's
called to Catch a Cheater, and that's where if you
(24:43):
think your significant other might be messing around you see you.
They send flowers too, So why do you think I'm cheating?
I don't know, Joey, you do know? Tell her?
Speaker 10 (24:57):
Yeah, so the cat sitting thing, uh, you know, with
the late nights and the no cat hair on you
at all.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
The and the pictures that Cammy who.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Sent the flowers to your posted that you know very
much look like she's at home and you know, and
the card that says that she was covering.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
For you, Well, I was just giving her flowers. I
don't really understand what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
What is she covering for?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Really seems like something's going on, Like, what is she
covering for?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Just tell me what.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
I'm really sorry I did meet Himpan. Yeah, you're a
really good guy. You're a really good guy. I'm really
I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
That cheating on him.
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I met the one Kenny introduced us,
and like it's just kind of thing and I really,
I really really didn't mean to and I feel like
really bad person, and I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
You know, I've always I've always hated Camis, never thought
I was getting enough for you, and uh, you know,
I'm not surprised about about that.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
But but you know.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
You're cheating on me after after everything that you've made
me do. I mean, we've what we've done, clubbing.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Until all hours.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
I make sure you're safe.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
While you're out getting blasted. I held your hair multiple
times while you're drunking, you know, keeping everywhere, and and
you know, and you're just you know, you're just in
general messy behavior and this is how you're right.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Like but here's the thing, right, you just want to
stay in everything right like you just like you do
anything like I'm dropped. It's literally like the pandemic never ended.
And this guy is fun. He just like LI likes
to go out. He doesn't care that I'm a mess
or whatever you called me.
Speaker 19 (26:57):
He's like really like he's a DJ at the club,
and he's like, cha, you're.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Cheating on me with the DJ from one of the
clubs you go to.
Speaker 16 (27:14):
I mean, then I don't know what else to tell you.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
You know what, good block.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
I hope he holds your hair back while he's you know,
pushing the buttons so that the music plays.
Speaker 16 (27:31):
J and I did. I felt bad, but do your
thing go off?
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Go off?
Speaker 9 (27:39):
Joel?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
She just hung up.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Wow, it didn't sound no, I.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I sw I feel better knowing, but wow, I did
not expect.
Speaker 18 (27:51):
DJ.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'm stupid, You're smart.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I was wrong.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You were right.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
You're the best.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game
of trivia for tea paying tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Michelle. What's up, Michelle?
How are you? Hi?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
We're good?
Speaker 16 (28:24):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh you said we I'm curious.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (28:30):
I'm Addison, I'm Grant.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Oh what's up?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (28:35):
They're my nine year old twins, and we've been wanting
to play trivia against Victoria forever.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Oh sweet, I've always wanted a twin. I've always wanted
to like switch places my twin. They take the hard classes,
they take the easy ones, but I never had them
like that.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
These guys are boy girls, so I don't think that
would work.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Oh well, it's always tried a shot.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and here we go, Michelle. Okay, while she's leaving, the
game is played like this. He got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't, no one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
t win. Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (29:11):
Okay, yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, here you go. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What's the freezing point of water in fahrenheit of What
is the largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Well, your lung?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
What us city is known as the Windy City?
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Chicago?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Who voiced Dory in Finding Nemo?
Speaker 16 (29:37):
Ellen de generous?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
What language do they speak in Austria?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Austrian?
Speaker 16 (29:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
What's the name of the galaxy that includes Earth?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and while she's getting settled, Michelle, what's something that
you believed as a kid that turned out to be
wildly wrong?
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Oh gosh, Oh my gosh, that's a wild card.
Speaker 16 (30:07):
You threw that one at me prepared? Can we actually
trash talk Victoria instead?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Go for it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That's always welcome. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 16 (30:19):
Okay, here's the we want.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Hey, Victoria, Yeah, trash, actually trash?
Speaker 15 (30:29):
Why was that good, simple to the point. Ye, okay,
that's pretty good. I'll get it to you all right.
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to beat Michelle.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I'll right to win.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Dang.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
He was nine.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Also, I'm ready, and you guys can tell Victoria when
to go?
Speaker 16 (30:52):
Okay, ready?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
What's the freezing point of water in fahrenheit?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (30:57):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Is it like negative thirty two degrees? What is the
largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 15 (31:04):
Only?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That was right at all?
Speaker 8 (31:05):
That was not longest?
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
What the largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Looked at her body?
Speaker 15 (31:13):
Your I don't know your part.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
I don't know what us city is known as the
Windy City?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Chiago?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Who voice Dory and finding Nemo?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Ellen? What language do they speak in Austria?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I should stop with the ellen you did basically, yeah,
you're pretty much all right. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Victoria did get too correct and Michelle and the Twins
got three.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Another outright victory.
Speaker 20 (31:46):
Congratulations Michelle and the twins joy, though, the pure joy
on the other side beat Victoria, and you got Sea
paying tickets.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Let's get Victoria.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
You're sweet about it.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, let's get the answer to now with Nina.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
You're really close Victoria.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
If you didn't say negative, the freezing point of water
in fahrenheit is thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I messed up, surprised.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
We don't know that. That's needs to be a common
thing that we just everybody knew it.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
I did know it. I just added the negative. I
just always know. That's when it starts to snow in
the car when you look at it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
The largest internal organ in the human body is the liver.
The US city known as the Windy City is Chicago.
Ellen DeGeneres is the voice of Dori and finding Nemo.
German is the language they speak in Austria. And the
name of the.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Galaxy that includes Earth is the Milky Way. Oh I
knew that one. You didn't get there, Yeah, I know, Michelle.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Congratulations and thank you for playing.
Speaker 14 (32:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yep, we'll play you vers Victoria this same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is DMUs at the jubil
show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (32:48):
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Speaker 1 (32:55):
Brandon is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her in Seefs house
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Brandon, how long has it been since you
heard from Kaitlin?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Man?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Uh, it's been probably about a week or so.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay, okay, have you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah, I've been trying to just call and nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
your date.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man,
I heard was right. Caitlyn was beautiful and so fun
and instantly.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
I was I was hooked.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
So we took her or I took her out to
uh just this chill pizza place and pretty cool that
did you build your own pizza and put your own
toppings and stuff and you get to be you know, creative.
Speaker 18 (33:46):
With with your with your pie and uh.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
That's that's all cool.
Speaker 16 (33:51):
But I'm you know, I'm really more of just like
a pepperoni guy.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
So I just did that.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
But Caitlyn, she actually convinced me to try some out
that IM proshutto on my pizza, and I got a
hand as her. It was it was delicious. I didn't
know what I've been missing out.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
On yours when you ordered.
Speaker 12 (34:09):
That, I did, Okay, I got to throw it a
little bit. I love Italian, so anytime I could say no,
it was. It was great so good. They were like, well,
let's just keep this going. We grabbed a nightcap, got
some wine at a place next door. Fortunate enough, Kate
(34:31):
and loves a good whiskey too, so I treated her
to an next Japanese whiskey, and uh, that opened the
door to talking about.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Travel and our hopes and dreams.
Speaker 18 (34:42):
And places we've been, places we'd.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Like to go.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
So then after that I walked her home and actually
ended the night with a kiss.
Speaker 18 (34:53):
It was I guess it was.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
A little awkward, but it was awkward.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
Well you just like I went in to kiss her,
pitch her sheep, and then like she turned and I
ended up like kissing her lips, and it was It
was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool
and okay, like.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
One of those weird first kiss moments where it's like
some you're kind of kind of dancing trying to figure
out where you're supposed to go with it.
Speaker 18 (35:18):
Yeah, yeah, like it was.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
mean it turned into kind of a passionate kiss, and
and we're planned.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
To see each other afterwards.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, that's good, but she hasn't gone back to you.
What do you think? What do you think the reason is?
Speaker 18 (35:33):
She goes for you?
Speaker 12 (35:34):
That's that's the thing. I don't know, Like, like we
had a great day. You know, the pieces was great,
the drinks afterwards were great. You know, the kiss, although awkward,
was kind of funny, and she didn't seem put off
by it. You know, she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards,
so like it seemed like everything was happening. But then
(35:55):
I don't know, I mean, you know, how you seem.
Speaker 21 (35:56):
To go like any anything could have happened here in
the night that she might have I don't know, just
sound disgusting or off putting, and then just didn't want
to make it aukward.
Speaker 18 (36:06):
I don't know, I'm kind of I've never been ghosted,
so I'm.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Just got I have all these questions, but did nothing
happen that's sticking out in your mind?
Speaker 7 (36:16):
No?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
No, And like even at the like I said, like
at the end of the night, like with the kids,
like I don't think anyone that didn't want to see
me again would have engaged like that, you know. And
then when we were done, she actually mentioned she was
excited to see me again. So that's even more like
trivial with the situation.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Now, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay, we'll see if we can figure out for you.
Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and sous his house why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get to another date. Okay, okay, perfect, all right,
Well play song come Back. Get your first Day follow up, Next.
Speaker 13 (36:47):
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Speaker 1 (36:54):
If you're just joining us for today's First Day follow up.
Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
Caitlyn sore about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and see if we
can get him another date. But first, Brandon, before we
call her, why don't you refresh our memory on your
date with Kaitlin.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
So, Cayl and I.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
Went on a date I set up by mutual friends.
We had pizza and wine and that was great, build
your own, and then we went out for.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Drinks afterwards, great conversation.
Speaker 18 (37:20):
That walked her home and we ended up kissing.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
And it was great. And then she was excited to
seemingly excited, tossing me again. But after that, it's just
been not it's been no communication.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And you have no idea why.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yeah, nothing, I'm it's kind of disappointing. So I really
liked her. I thought we had great chemistry and it
seemed to be mutual. So yeah, I'd be really bummed
if it didn't work out.
Speaker 17 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 18 (37:51):
Absolutely?
Speaker 9 (37:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, man, sweet to Caitlin. Please
she Caitlin. Hey, how are you? My name is Jewbell.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Caitlin,
(38:15):
We're all here. I'm Nina also on the show.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 16 (38:18):
Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Not much?
Speaker 16 (38:25):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 16 (38:28):
No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
That's okay, you don't have to apologize. Maybe you will
know that's we're calling you. We do a segment on
the show it's called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go on a date with someone and
then you ghost them, that person can email us and
ask us to call you and see if we can
figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from somebody that you went on a
date with.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh are you coasting somebody?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well you are, but do you know who it is is? Yes,
Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about
your date, and he said he really likes you and
he thought you were into him, so he's confused as
to why you're ghosting him. Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well, I did really like him. Okay, he's hot and
smart and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
So you liked him, but you're ghosting him?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, he he texted me something after our date that
I just like, haven't been able to get over.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
I didn't really know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Well, was it a picture or something?
Speaker 18 (39:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, no, god, no, I mean that happens.
Speaker 16 (39:33):
I think he's a good guy, what did he text you? Okay,
let me let me find it. Uh, Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
The text says your magic and have awakened parts of
my body that I have never felt before.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
It's like on the line, you know, Like I don't
that's just that a lot after one day.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And kiss, and like I don't know if he's like
in a Shakespeare play, Like is he taking himself seriously?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
When he said that?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Kind was expecting another text that was like, you know,
harks their maiden. I long for another evening of your
presence or something like that, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
But I could have been funny.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
You know, there's some people out there that believe in
love at first sight, so if they're laying and on
think that could be a good thing.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
It just it was so earnest, and it just kind
of felt like too much. And I think he hasn't
been in a relationship in a while, and so I
was afraid he was in like this romantic dreamy bubble
and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
that I'm living in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
So I just hits you like a little bit too much.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?
Like I'm just a person, give yourself a little bit magic.
But like, I've awakened parts of his body he never saw.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was a little overwhelming to me, Okay.
Speaker 16 (41:06):
And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal.
I just it just made me a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
on the phone and has been listening and what's it's
talks on?
Speaker 12 (41:19):
Okay, Park for Maidens. Yes, well, I had dreamt of
this pleasure of occasion to you.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Again.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hi, Park, I'm sorry I just put your business out
on the radio, but you didn't.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
Have them call me. So No, that's that's quite all right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
What parts of the body were awakened? Brandon?
Speaker 18 (41:52):
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And that was pretty bold of you. Brandon. What was
going on through your mind when you sent that text?
Speaker 12 (42:05):
I don't know I was awakened. No, I'm just I'm
a playful guy. But Kaylyn just want to assure you
that I do live in a reality And after our date,
I was like, legit, I've never felt that way. And
you know, after my last relationship, I just that was lacking,
(42:27):
and I want another date and I want to be
a part of your reality.
Speaker 16 (42:31):
Oh maybe I'm over the.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
Top, but this is how I was feeling, honestly.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Well, Caitlyn, would you like another date with Brandon? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
Oh see Shakespeare's got.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Congratulations, Brandon, you did it. You got another day?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yes, I mean I like that he has a good
attitude and and could laugh at this, and I appreciate
that we're more on the same page than I thought, Kaylen.
Speaker 12 (43:03):
And I can't say how I say it, And I
promise if I'm going overboard with anning, you can always
talk to me about it.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
But hard, Kaylen. My heart and the Onion power bloom.
Speaker 18 (43:15):
Next week at the Outback Steakhouse soon, Okay, enjoy.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That is a romantic Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Ju Will's first date fall.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's Trending.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Shout out to you if your name is Kyle, or
at least you can get a fake ID that says
that your name is Kyle. Because the Kyle Festival is
returning next month.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
They have a Kyle.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
This is a thing, Kyle Fair. It's in Texas and
it goes from May sixteenth through the eighteenth. It's a
full blown text travaganza full of music cookoffs and lots
of people named Kyle.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
And it's in Kyle Texas.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's in Texas.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
So if your name is Kyle, I feel like this
is it should be bucket for you to make sure
that you go. So I just wanted to give you
a little heads up scene and start looking at those
flags and.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Waiting for the Jubil Khan. You could start like five
of us. I've only met one other Jubil before. Shout
out to that dude. He's in Canada.
Speaker 8 (44:21):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
He came to a comedy show of mine once and
he got kicked out before I even went on stage.
Wow wow, because the other comics in front of me
kept talking to the audience, and I guess he was
also kind of drunk and talking a little bit so
kind of like you know, but they kept talking to
him that like, what's your name is, like Jubil, and
then they would get mad because they got you. It
was messing with him. The security kicked him out and
(44:43):
then I got on stage. I was like, his name
is actually Jubil know he came all the way from
Canada to this show behavior the name proud.
Speaker 12 (44:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I know all you Jubles can show up to Fire
Festival when it finally gets a new date. Just because
we've been following it, I have to give you the
final update, the final update.
Speaker 8 (45:12):
It's been postponed indefinitely.
Speaker 10 (45:15):
Everyone that who.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Bought bought tickets to Fire Festival will be receiving a refund,
but they will also be able to repurchase first when
the new date.
Speaker 9 (45:27):
I want a.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
List of the however many people bought tickets to this.
I want an actual list, and they should be put
on a watch list of just absolute stupidity, bad decision. Yeah,
the undateable, unhirable list.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
I don't even know.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
I'm not convinced the list exists.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I feel like he's just saying you're giving zero before.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
School.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Probably fine print.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
And lastly, a microbiologist just proved that the five second
rule is.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
A bunch of baloney. What we've been talking about this
a lot.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
We all know that though right on it, I grew
up on it too, and I still live by it.
But Now, thanks to places like TikTok, there's videos that
show how the bacteria builds from the second that it
falls to the floor to the five seconds that.
Speaker 8 (46:15):
Helps your immunity build up.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
On I thought we all knew that. We just it's
like a game we play with, like fate.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, I didn't understand, I should say, I guess that
once you drop it one second later, there's the same
amount of bacteria on it as there is if it's
just sits there for five seconds, because you'd think if
you catch it in time, it won't be able to
absorb as much.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
So you're saying, we can extend it to the ten
second rule.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
No to our rule. Some things chicken specifically, Yeah, you're
talking about you problem now we know what.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yeah, I think milk and chicken should be on the
two hour list.
Speaker 9 (46:57):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
So the counter it up like.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Come back to it every like mine, however long you'd
like to leave it. The gamble is yours. They say,
there's no you're never safe. Nobody's safe, or your job
is gone.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
If no one's safe, you're always safe. That's something, thank you.
It's like the water thing.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Everyone's wet, you're not wet.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
What you know when you're not. You know when you're not.
You've never heard of all.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, It's like, if everyone's wet or if everything's wet,
you're not actually wet.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
It makes zero sense. It makes so much.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Sense because every if you're if everything's wet, are you
really wet?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
No, because everything else is wet and you're not wet.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
But you're still wet. That's not a relative term. With
all the other west. What's not a relative term. You
either are or you are not wet. If you're okay,
if you're tall and everyone's tall, then you're not tall,
because that's a relative term, tall versus short. Wet versus
dry is not relative. They are you are wet or
you are dry. No, just everything's wet.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yes, everything's wet, nothing's wet, you're still everything's wet.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
It's all wet, nothing is drop, everything is wet. Nope,
it's not a relative term, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I wish you could see the hands the Brad was
making as you tried to explain this.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
I think, Gosh, those things only work when it's relative.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
That's not true. That's what you live underwater fish.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Everything around you is wet, You're you're not actually wet.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
I'm starting to buy into Victoria's theory. Now I'm thinking
about being in the ocean, and I wouldn't consider myself
well though I.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
Was brad, but not. Everything around you is wet.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
No jewbels.
Speaker 6 (48:41):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
I do.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
I don't know if it's little, but it is dirty sweet.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
So the other weekend.
Speaker 9 (48:54):
I was at a small gathering at my friend's house.
Speaker 7 (48:58):
And he's got a pool.
Speaker 9 (49:00):
It was like two three in the.
Speaker 12 (49:01):
Morning, and I was up and his girlfriend was up,
and we decided to go for a little skinny dip
in the pool.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Interesting, this is getting interesting.
Speaker 7 (49:14):
Yeah, it was like a heated pool, and.
Speaker 9 (49:19):
The things got a little.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Weird, Like were you on opposite sides of the pool
just looking at each other naked?
Speaker 8 (49:27):
Or did you get close?
Speaker 7 (49:29):
Well, we started out being far and then we got
very close, and then we got closer to close.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
I'm sorry, I'm laughing. That's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 17 (49:41):
So does anybody know, Well, that's kind of my other
dirty little secret is Her boyfriend was also there watching.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
So he was fine with it.
Speaker 7 (49:55):
He was more than.
Speaker 9 (49:56):
Fine with it.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Oh, how did that make.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
You feel a lot of things.
Speaker 9 (50:04):
It was. It was definitely a surprise to me. I
didn't know that it would escalate this way.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
But ten out of ten would would recommend all.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Right, well, thank you for Thomas your dirty little secret.
Speaker 18 (50:20):
I don't thank you guys for let me cut it
off my chairs.
Speaker 9 (50:23):
I can't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, how what's up? As the jubill shows dirty little Secret?
You have one?
Speaker 12 (50:29):
Yeah, So me and my family we went on this
big trip.
Speaker 7 (50:34):
And I have a sister.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
She's like three years younger than me. And for the record,
everybody's everybody's of age, right, I'm thirty, okay, so she's
twenty seven. Everyone's grown.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
So the way did they do this is my.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Mom and my dad.
Speaker 12 (50:49):
They were like, oh, bring your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend,
bring your significant others, and.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
So you know, we went.
Speaker 12 (50:56):
But me and my sister were both single, so we
just brought our friends.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
I brought my homeboy.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
She brought a friend of hers from work or something.
Speaker 21 (51:06):
Anyway, my dirty little secret is that during this family trip,
I hooked up with my sister's friend.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Oh right, I like, how you know so much about
her from work or something?
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Since I mean, you know, we haven't really talked, but
I think I don't know.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
It was it was good, but we might we might
get to know each other a little bit more. But
we birked kind of.
Speaker 12 (51:34):
It was kind of like walk a Shane back, like
it didn't happen while we were on.
Speaker 9 (51:38):
The trip.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
For the rest of the trip.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
Oh yeah, super awkward.
Speaker 8 (51:45):
I mean, was it worth it?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yes, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
It's a jew Will show, and it's time to see
if you can figure out what is real news and
what is fake news. Oh, let's face it. In your
social media timeline, it's nothing but news stories and you
don't know who to trust, and it's hard to tell
what is real news and what's fake news. That's why
every single week we do the segment geniusly called real
(00:23):
news or fake News, where I read a news headline
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a real news story that actually happened, or if
it's a fake news story that people actually believe. This week,
here's your first headline for real news or fake news.
Robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai? What ooh is this
(00:44):
a real news story or a fake news story? Did
a robot kidnap twelve other robots? I feel real? Nina
says real.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Really.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Robots have definitely evolved over the years. I'm gonna say
even the few months, these past few months.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Bake bank innevin them their own selves. They're viving with
each other at are partying. But I don't think they're kidnapping.
I think they all want power.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Every Yeah, everybody knows this is part of a plot
to make robots more human.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Humans kidnap humans, right, and so.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
This is actually real because they're trying to train robots
how to be more human.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now, okay. The viral story story went viral this week
with the headline robot kidnaps fellow robots in Shanghai. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story?
It is real? Yeah, and the details are weird. In Shanghai,
a robot named Rbe kidnapped twelve other robots during a
company exhibition, convincing the other robots to leave their stations
(01:43):
and follow it out of the exhibition hall after discussing
work life balance.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
What insane?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That actually happened.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Discussing work life balance is real?
Speaker 9 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Bo's like, man, look, they're gonna work us to death.
It's time to work them to death. They all just like, yeah, man,
here's another headline for real news or fake news. I
give you a news headline up to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake news story. Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told
him that he'd never win a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's funny, that's hilarious, real Nina says real wins psychic
against a psychic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Man wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never
win a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Bady, No, I think real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I think real, real, pretty his Brad.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Everybody knows this psychic knew what was gonna go down.
There's no possible way this is a real story. This
person is trolling the internet. If they're saying it's.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Real, okay, people actually believe this headline. This week, man
wins lawsuit against psychic who told him he'd never win lawsuit.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
And it is.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's a new story out of the Washington Post. In
a bizarre twist of irony, a Florida man successfully sued
a psychic for twenty five thousand dollars in emotional distress
after she predicted that he would never win anything. The
judge called it the most poetic court case I've ever
been off.
Speaker 10 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Figure.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's another headline that went viral this week. Real news
or fake news. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station. NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Real it's it's NASA. Come on, they don't accidentally do anything.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Purpose or bread.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Everybody knows.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
By law, it's actually a law that all stories about
NASA have to start with NASA accidentally and this is
a real story.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right. Is this a real news story or a
fake news story? NASA accidentally streams employees zoom nap to
International Space Station that is also real?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yeah, because of the law.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A routine internal meeting was mistakenly routed to a live
ISS feed showing a NASA employee snoring with a slice
of pizza on his chest.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Chest working for NASA these days.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Get hungry, don't He had a bit of a long
day there, saluted him before cutting the stream off.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, I guess I don't know. This is obviously was not.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
They needed to watch reality.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But it's real news or fake news. I give you
a news headline. You have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story that people actually
believe this week, or a fake news story that people believed.
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. Ohio
woman claims her plants started talking after switching to rainwater.
Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I gotta go with real again. I could totally see that.
I don't know what's in her water. But possible that's fake.
It's Ohio, there's Florida. I believe it, but the story said.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
A thirty two year old self proclaimed hydration impath says
her houseplants began whispering advice after she stopped using tap water.
A fern reputed that they told her to dump her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And from the source of vice, you want to say.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
But I'm gonna stick with babe, Well.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Listen, Ohio isn't that different than Florida. I know this
because I've been in both places. And I will also
say this hydration empathy is on the rise. And this
woman and I'm pretty sure I know her name.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I don't want to say it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I don't want to say her name, but I'm pretty
sure I know her name. And she is a foremost
expert on hydration empathy. And I say this story is real.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think it's real. Realer fake Ohio woman claims that
her plants started talking after switching to rainwater. That one
is fake. Somebody shared it and said it was from
the webs. Vice reports on all kinds of weird stuff,
and people actually believed it. They're like, oh.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
Wow, if you put rain water in area.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Give you advice. I got to dump your boyfriend TikTok.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
I'm pretty sure my neighbor has said that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So real news or fake news. Here's another headline for you.
Man bites snake to death after being bitten by snake.
Oh oh god, you buy me, I'll bite you back, sucka.
What was this you?
Speaker 12 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
A story out of India. A railway worker who was
bitten by a Minimus snake venomous snake while he was
asleep at work, fought back by biting the snake twice,
ultimately killing the snake. He survived the ordeal and received
medical treatment. Huh.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
I feel like he would die though if he did so,
I'm gonna go fake.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're going fake.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That's what you don't believe from the story is that
he survived it.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Really, if you're biting a venomous snake, you're sucking out
the juices.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
You're gonna die too.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm gonna I'm mis say fake.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh that's fake. Producer brad Man bites snake to death
after being bitten by snake.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
It was one hundred percent real. Learning this hack on TikTok.
If a snake bites you bite it in half.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Bro, This is why we're not doing on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
A real news story worker who has been by a
minimus snake while he was asleep woke up and bought
the bit the snake back and bit it in half.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Wow, what kind of snake was it?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't don't have the information of what kind of
snake it was, but this.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Man's jaw is either extremely powerful or not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Wake that guy up from a nap.
Speaker 13 (07:38):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Hello, it's been a while.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Hello? Is this hi?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's been twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. What
the oh?
Speaker 11 (08:04):
I'm sorry I didn't identify myself, did I? My name
is Juniper Ravensbrook and I'm calling from Fitness. Is this
Elias who's also.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
A member here?
Speaker 9 (08:16):
What is this?
Speaker 11 (08:17):
My name is Juniper and I'm calling from Fitness. I
was looking for Elias.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Why you call me?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Well, because notice that you haven't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours and seven minutes.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Wait, what will you You timed it?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Yes, because we'd like to pay attention to our members
here at Fitness and wanted to make sure that you
were able to reach your fitness goals, maybe work on
your cardio or whatever other parts of the body you
were interested in getting in CHEP.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
This is not this is not a very comfortable conversation.
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted
to call in and check in and make sure that
everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes since you.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
Yo for real though, I mean, I'm sorry, thank you
for following up, but like you know, I think I
found another gym, so you know, I'm glad I got
my Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh boy, you found another gym?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Do you mind maybe letting me know where that gym
is just so I can get it down in the
records here.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
So, dude, what's going on here? What's your thing?
Speaker 15 (09:43):
Like?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Why are you are you talking to me like this? Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:46):
You're sorry if anything I said came across rude, I
definitely didn't want to be rude. I just wanted to
check on. I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days,
four hours, and seven minutes.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
And why are you kids with time? Why are you
being specifics with the times that have not been there.
That sounds mad, sus well.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Because I can tell on the computer how long it's
been since you've been here. And I noticed myself that
you haven't been here in a while and wanted to
see if any of it.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
How would you even notice me? Like are you stalking me?
Or something like? This is not cool?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh no, let's not use that word. No.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Do you do this with other people there? Yeah? I
mean are you doing No?
Speaker 11 (10:28):
I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the
only person that I know hasn't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like
to you a free training session. Maybe we could work
on cardio.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
And I don't want to train with you.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
Sometimes you need to run fast when they're being chased.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
What did you just say, runta and being chased? I'm
not into this.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
I had hoped that maybe we could form a bond,
you and I a gym bod.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
I don't want to form a bond with you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I found yourself.
Speaker 11 (11:01):
What what I have your sock?
Speaker 15 (11:07):
What?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (11:09):
The last time you were in here twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes ago.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
You know what? How about this? You can keep my
sock you throw my.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Sock away drawer?
Speaker 9 (11:19):
What the for? You saying? Are you? Are you in
my house?
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 11 (11:23):
I have no choice, I guess, because you haven't been
into the gym for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes,
and I haven't had a chance to return your sock
in person, so I figured I would just return it
to all its other sock friends in your sock drawer.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
What the you know?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
I don't know what the's going on. You can get
the out of my house. If you're in my house,
I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you weirdo serial kill
a year?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know what's
aprank phone call? What this is actually Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
wife set you up. It's a joke. She said you
were talking about how you haven't been to the gym
in a while. She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Yeah, what type of weirdo stalker that I had?
Speaker 14 (12:10):
Man, Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym
to work on my fitness, just in case I get
chased by some.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Weird wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we
say Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Machine Gun Kelly woke up mad at what that he
wasn't included on the mount Rushmore of White Rappers.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Know that we're making one.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
So somebody used AI to create this mount Rushmore of
white rappers, which includes Eminem, mac Miller, Paul Wall, and
Russ and so it's gone pretty wild.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
I know. I was surprised by that too.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He's a white rapper. Oh yeah, from Atlanta. I mean
I just met him one time, did yeah, yeah, when
we were at the Jingle Ball in Atlanta. He was
performing one time.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh well, that's exactly why on the white mount Rushmore?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Do you feel like Machine Gun Kelly is valid for
I don't think you.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Should be either me a mount Rushmore of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
I think he's pretty good, honestly.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I like I like Michigun Kelly, Yeah, but he's not
Mount Rushmore worthy.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Who there?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I like mac Miller and I like Eminem me too,
So who else would you put?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, you're thinking of that.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Let's not forget that MGK changed genres after Eminem.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Destroyed him.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
He hasn't been a white rapper since he went after
eminem once.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, that's true. He goes back and forth.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
He still.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
He does.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, wait, but I feel like that's kind of like what.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
MGK did, Like like what Jack Carlow kind of does.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, Jack Carlo's way better though.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh okay, I like him.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I like Jack Harlow. I just still feel like mgk's
kind of sick when he wrapped on there. He was
actually nominated, there was a vote for him.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He should be just for being one of the you know,
one of the forefathers, I guess of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, some of.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The people that they were suggesting because they not everybody
was happy with the Mount Rushmore was Little Dicky Asap Rock,
Yellow Beastie Boys, Action Bronson. Yeah, so those are some
of the other options. Meanwhile, other people are like, you guys,
there's already a Mount Rushmore of white rappers.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
It's called Mount Rushmore. So not funny talking about the right.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They weren't rappers though they were presidents, right, Are they
all presidents on Mount Rushmore? I think who's Mount Rushmore
is president? Is all presidents?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I think on the backside is uh.
Speaker 17 (14:47):
Size.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
The backside is a Native chief.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
I think.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I thought it was their butts.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, no, it doesn't go all the way through.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's like Mountain actually as like a cloak like.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
It has George Washington, Thomas Jeffer Cynthia Door, Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln,
and the fifth base on Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There isn't one.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
It's actually much smaller than you think.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I've been there, but I didn't remember who was on it,
so I'll show you a picture of you guys want.
It was from a really fun road trip I went
on during COVID. So moving on. So there's a new
class in schools, actually in high school. This is starting
in Ohio and may become a thing. And it's a
class that teaches teens how to sleep. Apparently the course
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is necessary because more people don't know how to sleep.
There's actual skills that you're supposed to have that can
help you fall asleep better. And because of I would
assume social media, gaming and all of that stuff, it's
been a lot harder for teens to get quality sleep,
and of course it's important, especially during those ages.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
So they've dedicated a whole class to it.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
They don't break down what's in the class, because that's
what I really want to know.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
How do you do that? You don't need a skill
to sleep. You just need to turn off your devices. Yeah,
and I'm bad at that as well.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
The skill you need is discipline, right, Okay, bedtime routine
is good. Yeah, that doesn't include scrolling social media.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
You need to wash your face and you get a
little bit of lavender oil, rub it on early.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What does that got to do?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Magnesium on your feet?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Overwhelming people?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
This is why you think they can't sleep because they've
got so many hacks.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Right, so many things on the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They're like, and if you don't get to one of
the hacks that you wanted to do before bed, now
you're stressed because you don't think you did it right.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
Especially that's so sure.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I started stretching before bed, and if I miss a
night of stretching, I don't sleep then.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, because now you're worried about it.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Yeah, it anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I'm still stuck on the Mount Rushmore thing. I'm be
honest with you, Like, why isn't everlast on there?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh yeah, a House of Pain. That is Everlast.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
I don't think I feel like that's not right.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Never Last is the lead singer of House of Pain.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know. That is the same.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Guy who did Jump Around. Whitey Ford sings the Blues?
What other songs, Bud, It's like, yeah, he had a
bunch of songs. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of crazy. He
switched genres as well. I guess though, so that's an MG.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
But he didn't.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
But he didn't do it because somebody challenged him.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
He did, he didn't do it, got like Soul basically
out of the rap game. He just is like, I
want to I want to try to evolve into something different,
and I'm like, oh god, I can never rap again
because he just killed me on the track. I literally
live in Eminem's trunk.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Everybody does. That's strending.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Joel is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been together with his girlfriend Shae for two years,
but now he thinks that something might be going on.
So we'll see if we can help him out and
try to catch her. If she is, Joel, Sorry you're
going through it, man, But what's what's up? Why do
you think she's cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Something kind of caught me off guard. I wonder if
things are really going as well as I thought they.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Had been going.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, Well it happened.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Well. She told me that she was a cat sitting
for one of her friends, and because her friend was, yeah,
her friend was going to be in Cabo for a
couple of weeks, so.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
She'd go over there a couple of times a day,
you know, spend a little time at the friend's house,
and then come home later. But the visit started getting
like later and later into the night, and at one point, yeah,
she was gone for like.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Five hours and I asked her where.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
She'd been, and she just said, she, you know, she
fell asleep while.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
She was over there.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Res possible.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yeah, I mean, that's fine that that could happen. But
there were really like three.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Things that kind of stuck out to me about that one.
It was like, one, she wasn't dressed like she was
going anywhere to take care of a cat.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You know, she wasn't like dressed up for the club
or anything.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
But she wasn't like dressed up for bamba around on
her friend's house, like hair and makeup, Yeah, like she
looked good.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
And then number two, uh, there were there was no
cat hair on her at all, like she she claims
she you know, she was like a roller after she
was there, like before she left that she used a roller.
But I don't know. Anytime I even go over to
someone's house with the cat, I find cat hair in
places I didn't even know that cat hair could be.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, that's the least alarming so far. But let's hear
what the third reason is, because the makeup and hair
that is.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Yeah, all right, So number three is I was I
was scrolling through instant and a story came up on
my feed of her friend that you know, supposedly went
to Cabo and that friend was very much at home.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh okay, okay, buried the lead bro. Yeah that's a problem. Okay,
I feel like I said something.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Uh you know, I didn't say anything to the friend,
but I did ask you know, I asked Shay about it, and.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
She immediately got defensive.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It was like an old pick that's a bad sign.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
And she thought, you know that she thought it was cute.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
And then she and she probably just like posted it while.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
She was in combo.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So you're saying that your girlfriend said that that's an
old picture she posted. Yeah, I mean that's also possible.
Like I have people who do.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
That, but I do too. But when you're on a cabo,
what you want to post is kabo.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, you know, you do sound nervous and I'm sorry
that it sounds so sketchy at the moment.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, I mean the fact she gets defensive when you
ask her to that's also a sign sometimes, you know. Well,
we'll see if we can help you out. You already
told us a grocery store she's a rewards member at.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers from
her floral department. And we'll see if she sends those
to you or somebody else. Okay, okay, all right. To
(21:02):
Catch a Cheater is coming up next. It's time to
Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile show whom We
Live to Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us,
Joel is on the phone and Joel thinks that his
girlfriend of two years named Shaye might be cheating on him.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member
and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
(21:23):
flowers from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to Joel or to somebody else. But first, Joel,
why don't you kind of break down your situation again
real quick?
Speaker 18 (21:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
So, she she was cat sitting for a friend, but
keeps like staying later and later and doesn't look like
she's going over to cat sit, and she's never had
any cat hair on her. And when I was scrolling
through my Insta, I saw a story by the friend
who she supposedly is cat sitting for, and that friend
(21:56):
was at home with the cat.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Well, I don't like that. You know, hopefully she's not,
but if she's cheating, then hopefully we can catch us.
So at least, you know, are you ready for us
to call her?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
If I'm wrong.
Speaker 18 (22:11):
It, uh, I'll be happy.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
And if I'm not.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Then yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this
is Corbett calling from I was looking for our Rewards
(22:37):
Card member name Shape, Hi Shape. Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations. Here this month's winner. Thank you so
much for being such a loyal customer. We're all plapping
before you here and everything. It's a new thing we're doing.
I don't know, maybe you haven't seen the signs, but
every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets a free gift from us just for being with
(22:57):
our program.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Anything.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, there's no purchase at all. Nothing. It's literally just
our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Okay, cute.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, what did I win this month? It's free flowers
delivered to anybody that you want from our floral department.
Absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Like that's crazy, like really.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Free too, absolutely free. One you get confirmation on everything.
Like I said, it's just our way. That's so cool
giving back to you guys because you guys give so
much dust So thank you very much.
Speaker 16 (23:34):
Okay, think yep.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The first thing that I would need would be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card after that
would get the address and we'll be all set up.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
Okay, theils they're going to Cammy, Cammy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, and would you like a card included to Cammy?
Speaker 16 (23:53):
Do I like write it personally or do you guys
do that?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
We we It just has printing on it, you know, well, okay, cool,
but you can say whatever you want. You can also
you can use some emojis. We also have that capability.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
So oh that's cute.
Speaker 16 (24:06):
Okay, can I do thank you so much for covering
for me. It's been perfect. And you can put like
a couple of ours in there, and then you can
put like the little kitty cat smiling emoji kitty cat.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I think, yeah, we can do that. We do have
that one. That's one of the ones we have so great. Yes,
we can do that. Fabulous, Yeah, no problem. Now I'll
let you know that this is the Jubile Show. It's
a radio show, Hi, and we actually have your boyfriend
on the phone, Joel, and we do a segment that's
called to Catch a Cheater, and that's where if you
(24:43):
think your significant other might be messing around you see you.
They send flowers too, So why do you think I'm cheating?
I don't know, Joey, you do know? Tell her?
Speaker 10 (24:57):
Yeah, so the cat sitting thing, uh, you know, with
the late nights and the no cat hair on you
at all.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
The and the pictures that Cammy who.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Sent the flowers to your posted that you know very
much look like she's at home and you know, and
the card that says that she was covering.
Speaker 16 (25:18):
For you, Well, I was just giving her flowers. I
don't really understand what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
What is she covering for?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Really seems like something's going on, Like, what is she
covering for?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Just tell me what.
Speaker 16 (25:35):
I'm really sorry I did meet Himpan. Yeah, you're a
really good guy. You're a really good guy. I'm really
I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
That cheating on him.
Speaker 16 (25:50):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I met the one Kenny introduced us,
and like it's just kind of thing and I really,
I really really didn't mean to and I feel like
really bad person, and I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
You know, I've always I've always hated Camis, never thought
I was getting enough for you, and uh, you know,
I'm not surprised about about that.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
But but you know.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
You're cheating on me after after everything that you've made
me do. I mean, we've what we've done, clubbing.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Until all hours.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
I make sure you're safe.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
While you're out getting blasted. I held your hair multiple
times while you're drunking, you know, keeping everywhere, and and
you know, and you're just you know, you're just in
general messy behavior and this is how you're right.
Speaker 16 (26:41):
Like but here's the thing, right, you just want to
stay in everything right like you just like you do
anything like I'm dropped. It's literally like the pandemic never ended.
And this guy is fun. He just like LI likes
to go out. He doesn't care that I'm a mess
or whatever you called me.
Speaker 19 (26:57):
He's like really like he's a DJ at the club,
and he's like, cha, you're.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Cheating on me with the DJ from one of the
clubs you go to.
Speaker 16 (27:14):
I mean, then I don't know what else to tell you.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
You know what, good block.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
I hope he holds your hair back while he's you know,
pushing the buttons so that the music plays.
Speaker 16 (27:31):
J and I did. I felt bad, but do your
thing go off?
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Go off?
Speaker 9 (27:39):
Joel?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
She just hung up.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Wow, it didn't sound no, I.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I sw I feel better knowing, but wow, I did
not expect.
Speaker 18 (27:51):
DJ.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'm stupid, You're smart.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I was wrong.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You were right.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
You're the best.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game
of trivia for tea paying tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Michelle. What's up, Michelle?
How are you? Hi?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
We're good?
Speaker 16 (28:24):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh you said we I'm curious.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (28:30):
I'm Addison, I'm Grant.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Oh what's up?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (28:35):
They're my nine year old twins, and we've been wanting
to play trivia against Victoria forever.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Oh sweet, I've always wanted a twin. I've always wanted
to like switch places my twin. They take the hard classes,
they take the easy ones, but I never had them
like that.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
These guys are boy girls, so I don't think that
would work.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Oh well, it's always tried a shot.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
and here we go, Michelle. Okay, while she's leaving, the
game is played like this. He got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't, no one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
t win. Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (29:11):
Okay, yes, we are.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, here you go. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What's the freezing point of water in fahrenheit of What
is the largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Well, your lung?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
What us city is known as the Windy City?
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Chicago?
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Who voiced Dory in Finding Nemo?
Speaker 16 (29:37):
Ellen de generous?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
What language do they speak in Austria?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Austrian?
Speaker 16 (29:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
What's the name of the galaxy that includes Earth?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the
studio and while she's getting settled, Michelle, what's something that
you believed as a kid that turned out to be
wildly wrong?
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Oh gosh, Oh my gosh, that's a wild card.
Speaker 16 (30:07):
You threw that one at me prepared? Can we actually
trash talk Victoria instead?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Go for it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
That's always welcome. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 16 (30:19):
Okay, here's the we want.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Hey, Victoria, Yeah, trash, actually trash?
Speaker 15 (30:29):
Why was that good, simple to the point. Ye, okay,
that's pretty good. I'll get it to you all right.
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass
and you have to beat Michelle.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I'll right to win.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Dang.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
He was nine.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Also, I'm ready, and you guys can tell Victoria when
to go?
Speaker 16 (30:52):
Okay, ready?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
What's the freezing point of water in fahrenheit?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (30:57):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Is it like negative thirty two degrees? What is the
largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 15 (31:04):
Only?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That was right at all?
Speaker 8 (31:05):
That was not longest?
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
What the largest internal organ in the human body?
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Looked at her body?
Speaker 15 (31:13):
Your I don't know your part.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
I don't know what us city is known as the
Windy City?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Chiago?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Who voice Dory and finding Nemo?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Ellen? What language do they speak in Austria?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I should stop with the ellen you did basically, yeah,
you're pretty much all right. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Victoria did get too correct and Michelle and the Twins
got three.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Another outright victory.
Speaker 20 (31:46):
Congratulations Michelle and the twins joy, though, the pure joy
on the other side beat Victoria, and you got Sea
paying tickets.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Let's get Victoria.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
You're sweet about it.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, let's get the answer to now with Nina.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
You're really close Victoria.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
If you didn't say negative, the freezing point of water
in fahrenheit is thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I messed up, surprised.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
We don't know that. That's needs to be a common
thing that we just everybody knew it.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
I did know it. I just added the negative. I
just always know. That's when it starts to snow in
the car when you look at it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
The largest internal organ in the human body is the liver.
The US city known as the Windy City is Chicago.
Ellen DeGeneres is the voice of Dori and finding Nemo.
German is the language they speak in Austria. And the
name of the.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
Galaxy that includes Earth is the Milky Way. Oh I
knew that one. You didn't get there, Yeah, I know, Michelle.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Congratulations and thank you for playing.
Speaker 14 (32:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yep, we'll play you vers Victoria this same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is DMUs at the jubil
show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (32:48):
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Speaker 1 (32:55):
Brandon is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her in Seefs house
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Brandon, how long has it been since you
heard from Kaitlin?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Man?
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Uh, it's been probably about a week or so.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay, okay, have you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah, I've been trying to just call and nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
your date.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man,
I heard was right. Caitlyn was beautiful and so fun
and instantly.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
I was I was hooked.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
So we took her or I took her out to
uh just this chill pizza place and pretty cool that
did you build your own pizza and put your own
toppings and stuff and you get to be you know, creative.
Speaker 18 (33:46):
With with your with your pie and uh.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
That's that's all cool.
Speaker 16 (33:51):
But I'm you know, I'm really more of just like
a pepperoni guy.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
So I just did that.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
But Caitlyn, she actually convinced me to try some out
that IM proshutto on my pizza, and I got a
hand as her. It was it was delicious. I didn't
know what I've been missing out.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
On yours when you ordered.
Speaker 12 (34:09):
That, I did, Okay, I got to throw it a
little bit. I love Italian, so anytime I could say no,
it was. It was great so good. They were like, well,
let's just keep this going. We grabbed a nightcap, got
some wine at a place next door. Fortunate enough, Kate
(34:31):
and loves a good whiskey too, so I treated her
to an next Japanese whiskey, and uh, that opened the
door to talking about.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Travel and our hopes and dreams.
Speaker 18 (34:42):
And places we've been, places we'd.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Like to go.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
So then after that I walked her home and actually
ended the night with a kiss.
Speaker 18 (34:53):
It was I guess it was.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
A little awkward, but it was awkward.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
Well you just like I went in to kiss her,
pitch her sheep, and then like she turned and I
ended up like kissing her lips, and it was It
was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool
and okay, like.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
One of those weird first kiss moments where it's like
some you're kind of kind of dancing trying to figure
out where you're supposed to go with it.
Speaker 18 (35:18):
Yeah, yeah, like it was.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
mean it turned into kind of a passionate kiss, and
and we're planned.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
To see each other afterwards.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, that's good, but she hasn't gone back to you.
What do you think? What do you think the reason is?
Speaker 18 (35:33):
She goes for you?
Speaker 12 (35:34):
That's that's the thing. I don't know, Like, like we
had a great day. You know, the pieces was great,
the drinks afterwards were great. You know, the kiss, although awkward,
was kind of funny, and she didn't seem put off
by it. You know, she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards,
so like it seemed like everything was happening. But then
(35:55):
I don't know, I mean, you know, how you seem.
Speaker 21 (35:56):
To go like any anything could have happened here in
the night that she might have I don't know, just
sound disgusting or off putting, and then just didn't want
to make it aukward.
Speaker 18 (36:06):
I don't know, I'm kind of I've never been ghosted,
so I'm.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Just got I have all these questions, but did nothing
happen that's sticking out in your mind?
Speaker 7 (36:16):
No?
Speaker 12 (36:17):
No, And like even at the like I said, like
at the end of the night, like with the kids,
like I don't think anyone that didn't want to see
me again would have engaged like that, you know. And
then when we were done, she actually mentioned she was
excited to see me again. So that's even more like
trivial with the situation.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Now, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay, we'll see if we can figure out for you.
Then we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her and sous his house why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get to another date. Okay, okay, perfect, all right,
Well play song come Back. Get your first Day follow up, Next.
Speaker 13 (36:47):
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Speaker 1 (36:54):
If you're just joining us for today's First Day follow up.
Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
Caitlyn sore about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and see if we
can get him another date. But first, Brandon, before we
call her, why don't you refresh our memory on your
date with Kaitlin.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
So, Cayl and I.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
Went on a date I set up by mutual friends.
We had pizza and wine and that was great, build
your own, and then we went out for.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Drinks afterwards, great conversation.
Speaker 18 (37:20):
That walked her home and we ended up kissing.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
And it was great. And then she was excited to
seemingly excited, tossing me again. But after that, it's just
been not it's been no communication.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
And you have no idea why.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yeah, nothing, I'm it's kind of disappointing. So I really
liked her. I thought we had great chemistry and it
seemed to be mutual. So yeah, I'd be really bummed
if it didn't work out.
Speaker 17 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 18 (37:51):
Absolutely?
Speaker 9 (37:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, man, sweet to Caitlin. Please
she Caitlin. Hey, how are you? My name is Jewbell.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Caitlin,
(38:15):
We're all here. I'm Nina also on the show.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 16 (38:18):
Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Not much?
Speaker 16 (38:25):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 16 (38:28):
No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
That's okay, you don't have to apologize. Maybe you will
know that's we're calling you. We do a segment on
the show it's called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go on a date with someone and
then you ghost them, that person can email us and
ask us to call you and see if we can
figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from somebody that you went on a
date with.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh are you coasting somebody?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well you are, but do you know who it is is? Yes,
Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about
your date, and he said he really likes you and
he thought you were into him, so he's confused as
to why you're ghosting him. Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well, I did really like him. Okay, he's hot and
smart and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
So you liked him, but you're ghosting him?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, he he texted me something after our date that
I just like, haven't been able to get over.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
I didn't really know what to do with it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Well, was it a picture or something?
Speaker 18 (39:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, no, god, no, I mean that happens.
Speaker 16 (39:33):
I think he's a good guy, what did he text you? Okay,
let me let me find it. Uh, Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
The text says your magic and have awakened parts of
my body that I have never felt before.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
It's like on the line, you know, Like I don't
that's just that a lot after one day.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And kiss, and like I don't know if he's like
in a Shakespeare play, Like is he taking himself seriously?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
When he said that?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Kind was expecting another text that was like, you know,
harks their maiden. I long for another evening of your
presence or something like that, you know.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
But I could have been funny.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
You know, there's some people out there that believe in
love at first sight, so if they're laying and on
think that could be a good thing.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
It just it was so earnest, and it just kind
of felt like too much. And I think he hasn't
been in a relationship in a while, and so I
was afraid he was in like this romantic dreamy bubble
and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
that I'm living in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
So I just hits you like a little bit too much.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?
Like I'm just a person, give yourself a little bit magic.
But like, I've awakened parts of his body he never saw.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was a little overwhelming to me, Okay.
Speaker 16 (41:06):
And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal.
I just it just made me a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
on the phone and has been listening and what's it's
talks on?
Speaker 12 (41:19):
Okay, Park for Maidens. Yes, well, I had dreamt of
this pleasure of occasion to you.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Again.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hi, Park, I'm sorry I just put your business out
on the radio, but you didn't.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
Have them call me. So No, that's that's quite all right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
What parts of the body were awakened? Brandon?
Speaker 18 (41:52):
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And that was pretty bold of you. Brandon. What was
going on through your mind when you sent that text?
Speaker 12 (42:05):
I don't know I was awakened. No, I'm just I'm
a playful guy. But Kaylyn just want to assure you
that I do live in a reality And after our date,
I was like, legit, I've never felt that way. And
you know, after my last relationship, I just that was lacking,
(42:27):
and I want another date and I want to be
a part of your reality.
Speaker 16 (42:31):
Oh maybe I'm over the.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
Top, but this is how I was feeling, honestly.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Well, Caitlyn, would you like another date with Brandon? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 16 (42:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
Oh see Shakespeare's got.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Congratulations, Brandon, you did it. You got another day?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yes, I mean I like that he has a good
attitude and and could laugh at this, and I appreciate
that we're more on the same page than I thought, Kaylen.
Speaker 12 (43:03):
And I can't say how I say it, And I
promise if I'm going overboard with anning, you can always
talk to me about it.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
But hard, Kaylen. My heart and the Onion power bloom.
Speaker 18 (43:15):
Next week at the Outback Steakhouse soon, Okay, enjoy.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That is a romantic Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Ju Will's first date fall.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's Trending.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Shout out to you if your name is Kyle, or
at least you can get a fake ID that says
that your name is Kyle. Because the Kyle Festival is
returning next month.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
They have a Kyle.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
This is a thing, Kyle Fair. It's in Texas and
it goes from May sixteenth through the eighteenth. It's a
full blown text travaganza full of music cookoffs and lots
of people named Kyle.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
And it's in Kyle Texas.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's in Texas.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
So if your name is Kyle, I feel like this
is it should be bucket for you to make sure
that you go. So I just wanted to give you
a little heads up scene and start looking at those
flags and.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Waiting for the Jubil Khan. You could start like five
of us. I've only met one other Jubil before. Shout
out to that dude. He's in Canada.
Speaker 8 (44:21):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
He came to a comedy show of mine once and
he got kicked out before I even went on stage.
Wow wow, because the other comics in front of me
kept talking to the audience, and I guess he was
also kind of drunk and talking a little bit so
kind of like you know, but they kept talking to
him that like, what's your name is, like Jubil, and
then they would get mad because they got you. It
was messing with him. The security kicked him out and
(44:43):
then I got on stage. I was like, his name
is actually Jubil know he came all the way from
Canada to this show behavior the name proud.
Speaker 12 (44:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I know all you Jubles can show up to Fire
Festival when it finally gets a new date. Just because
we've been following it, I have to give you the
final update, the final update.
Speaker 8 (45:12):
It's been postponed indefinitely.
Speaker 10 (45:15):
Everyone that who.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Bought bought tickets to Fire Festival will be receiving a refund,
but they will also be able to repurchase first when
the new date.
Speaker 9 (45:27):
I want a.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
List of the however many people bought tickets to this.
I want an actual list, and they should be put
on a watch list of just absolute stupidity, bad decision. Yeah,
the undateable, unhirable list.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
I don't even know.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
I'm not convinced the list exists.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I feel like he's just saying you're giving zero before.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
School.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Probably fine print.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
And lastly, a microbiologist just proved that the five second
rule is.
Speaker 8 (45:58):
A bunch of baloney. What we've been talking about this
a lot.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
We all know that though right on it, I grew
up on it too, and I still live by it.
But Now, thanks to places like TikTok, there's videos that
show how the bacteria builds from the second that it
falls to the floor to the five seconds that.
Speaker 8 (46:15):
Helps your immunity build up.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
On I thought we all knew that. We just it's
like a game we play with, like fate.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah, I didn't understand, I should say, I guess that
once you drop it one second later, there's the same
amount of bacteria on it as there is if it's
just sits there for five seconds, because you'd think if
you catch it in time, it won't be able to
absorb as much.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
So you're saying, we can extend it to the ten
second rule.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
No to our rule. Some things chicken specifically, Yeah, you're
talking about you problem now we know what.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yeah, I think milk and chicken should be on the
two hour list.
Speaker 9 (46:57):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
So the counter it up like.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Come back to it every like mine, however long you'd
like to leave it. The gamble is yours. They say,
there's no you're never safe. Nobody's safe, or your job
is gone.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
If no one's safe, you're always safe. That's something, thank you.
It's like the water thing.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Everyone's wet, you're not wet.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
What you know when you're not. You know when you're not.
You've never heard of all.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, It's like, if everyone's wet or if everything's wet,
you're not actually wet.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
It makes zero sense. It makes so much.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Sense because every if you're if everything's wet, are you
really wet?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
No, because everything else is wet and you're not wet.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
But you're still wet. That's not a relative term. With
all the other west. What's not a relative term. You
either are or you are not wet. If you're okay,
if you're tall and everyone's tall, then you're not tall,
because that's a relative term, tall versus short. Wet versus
dry is not relative. They are you are wet or
you are dry. No, just everything's wet.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yes, everything's wet, nothing's wet, you're still everything's wet.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
It's all wet, nothing is drop, everything is wet. Nope,
it's not a relative term, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I wish you could see the hands the Brad was
making as you tried to explain this.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
I think, Gosh, those things only work when it's relative.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
That's not true. That's what you live underwater fish.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Everything around you is wet, You're you're not actually wet.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
I'm starting to buy into Victoria's theory. Now I'm thinking
about being in the ocean, and I wouldn't consider myself
well though I.
Speaker 8 (48:33):
Was brad, but not. Everything around you is wet.
Speaker 7 (48:38):
No jewbels.
Speaker 6 (48:41):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
I do.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
I don't know if it's little, but it is dirty sweet.
Speaker 9 (48:52):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (48:52):
So the other weekend.
Speaker 9 (48:54):
I was at a small gathering at my friend's house.
Speaker 7 (48:58):
And he's got a pool.
Speaker 9 (49:00):
It was like two three in the.
Speaker 12 (49:01):
Morning, and I was up and his girlfriend was up,
and we decided to go for a little skinny dip
in the pool.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Interesting, this is getting interesting.
Speaker 7 (49:14):
Yeah, it was like a heated pool, and.
Speaker 9 (49:19):
The things got a little.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Weird, Like were you on opposite sides of the pool
just looking at each other naked?
Speaker 8 (49:27):
Or did you get close?
Speaker 7 (49:29):
Well, we started out being far and then we got
very close, and then we got closer to close.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
I'm sorry, I'm laughing. That's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 17 (49:41):
So does anybody know, Well, that's kind of my other
dirty little secret is Her boyfriend was also there watching.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
So he was fine with it.
Speaker 7 (49:55):
He was more than.
Speaker 9 (49:56):
Fine with it.
Speaker 8 (49:58):
Oh, how did that make.
Speaker 7 (50:00):
You feel a lot of things.
Speaker 9 (50:04):
It was. It was definitely a surprise to me. I
didn't know that it would escalate this way.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
But ten out of ten would would recommend all.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Right, well, thank you for Thomas your dirty little secret.
Speaker 18 (50:20):
I don't thank you guys for let me cut it
off my chairs.
Speaker 9 (50:23):
I can't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, how what's up? As the jubill shows dirty little Secret?
You have one?
Speaker 12 (50:29):
Yeah, So me and my family we went on this
big trip.
Speaker 7 (50:34):
And I have a sister.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
She's like three years younger than me. And for the record,
everybody's everybody's of age, right, I'm thirty, okay, so she's
twenty seven. Everyone's grown.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
So the way did they do this is my.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Mom and my dad.
Speaker 12 (50:49):
They were like, oh, bring your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend,
bring your significant others, and.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
So you know, we went.
Speaker 12 (50:56):
But me and my sister were both single, so we
just brought our friends.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
I brought my homeboy.
Speaker 12 (51:02):
She brought a friend of hers from work or something.
Speaker 21 (51:06):
Anyway, my dirty little secret is that during this family trip,
I hooked up with my sister's friend.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Oh right, I like, how you know so much about
her from work or something?
Speaker 5 (51:22):
Since I mean, you know, we haven't really talked, but
I think I don't know.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
It was it was good, but we might we might
get to know each other a little bit more. But
we birked kind of.
Speaker 12 (51:34):
It was kind of like walk a Shane back, like
it didn't happen while we were on.
Speaker 9 (51:38):
The trip.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
For the rest of the trip.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
Oh yeah, super awkward.
Speaker 8 (51:45):
I mean, was it worth it?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yes, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
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