April 18, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Tea paying tickets today and let's
meet today's beautiful and talented contestant.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
For you verus Victoria. Austin. What's up, Austin? How are
you good? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I am what.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you gonna ask me?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Happy bunny?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Who's gonna ask if you have a bunny?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm gonna go wait outside?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Are you a happy little bunny? Austin. I'm all hydrated.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
He knew what he was saying. Well, here we go.
We're sending Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Victoria didn't, Well, she's gone. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed and Victoria has to be you outright
to win. Okay, all right, okay, here we go. Your
time starts. Now what movie features the line there's no
place like home? Who painted starry Night?
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
What gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Car carbon dioxide?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
What pop group saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song contest Abba? In Greek mythology? Who is the
god of the sea? What's the national flower of Japan?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Van Go is the thing? And it's van Go was
the painting? And national flowers the roast? All right, Victoria
back into the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And while Victoria is getting settled, put her headphones on
and stuff. Austin, if your life had a theme song,
what would it be?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 8 (01:55):
But from Annie?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All Right, Austin, I like that studio their headphones on song.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
About the dog in that movie. That's a great movie.
You ready, Yeah, well, I'm thinking about any but.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass. And you have
to beat Austin out right to win. At Austin, you
can tell Victoria when to go cool?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Sorry, what movie features the line there's no place like home.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
If finish saying the Lion King there's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh home alone?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Who painted a starry night?
Speaker 10 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Mango?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
What gas? Did plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Gigs oxmen? No they release talk? Wait wait wait wait Carbonaxide?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
What pop group saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song Contest?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Abba in Greek mythology? Who is the god of the sea?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Sidon? Wait, I'm triving back to Percy Jackson.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Huh Percy Jackson?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I just like knowing where you learned history. All right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Producer Bread Victoria got three corrects and I couldn't give
him one of the correct points he got because it
was late. But Austin got four correct and congratulations.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Je Victoria's outright.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Like so much excitement when you paint tickets your place.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Tomorrow? Oh God, Astin, you're right. Let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The movie that features the lines There's no place like Home?
Is the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
The painter that painted a sorry night. You don't know
that place I've never seen. She clicks her red heels
together and says, there's no place like home. There's no
place like home.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm amber Toto.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She was a stripper.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She would put her heels together because she wanted to
go home at bad She's like, I don't like this place,
but no, you gotta do what.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You gotta do.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's why the hills a lot of big Stiletto.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Van Go painted a starry night. Carbon dioxide is the
gas that plants absorbed from the atmosphere. Abba is the
pop group that's saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song Contest.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Why did you guys both know that Eurovision is dope?
I had no They're like one of the only serious
bands that actually ever came out from that show. But man,
if you haven't done yourself the favor of watching Eurovision
Song Contest.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Okay, I've never seen that, But moms, the.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Will Ferrell movie about the whole thing, and the Will
Ferrell movie isn't even as ridiculous as the actual thing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
In Greek mythology, the god of the sea is Poseidon,
and the national flower of Japan is the cherry blossom.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think I got four of those, right, you didn't, Well,
thank you for playing Austin. We play you for Victoria
at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play Victoria, all I have to do
is dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubil Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's another Jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from Resorts and
Turks and Caicus. I was looking for Izzy, who's going
to be having a wedding here next week.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, this is she Hizy. How are you.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I I'm good, I'm you know, I'm stressed and oh.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
With the wedding stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I imagine next weekend is when you plan on tying
the knot with your fiance and you've got a bunch
of family friends all that stuff coming into town and
made all the arrangements and would have been a beautiful thing.
But yeah, yeah, we have big news, very exciting. Are
(05:56):
you a Lady Gaga fan?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She's I mean, she's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh okay, huge Lady Gaga fan over here. And guess
who has also booked this stay that weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, yes, so okay, so what does that have to
do with my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I didn't hear? Okay, well I'll just tell you
it's Lady Gaga. I didn't know if you if that's
if Lady Gaga has booked the weekend at our resort
and she's booked every room because she's having a huge
underwater themed poetry slam that we're putting together. Isn't that amazing?
I mean, only dogs would think of to do that,
an underwater poetry slams.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
So okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I guess I'm just not understanding. What are you What
are you saying? Like, I don't what does this have
to do with my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, Lady Gaga booked every room in the resort, and
now we're going to be dedicated to doing the underwater
poetry Slam hosted by Lady Gaga, which is amazing for us.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So are you telling me that I'm sorry? I'm really
having a hard time wrapping my head around this. It
doesn't really make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I know, it's crazy, right, who we thought Lady Gaga
would be here posting her underwater theme poetry slam.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm sure your mind's going nuts too.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, I'm not talking about Lady Gaga. I'm talking about
the fact that you're telling me that I can't have
my wedding here.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I've had this venue books for months and months.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Because of Lady Gaga's underwater theme poetry slam though. I mean,
talk about a story that you can tell your kids.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is insane.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I mean, and that's what we thought. We're like, this
is insane, Lady Gaga, what's to do?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
What what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Is this really how you do business?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean I bought family, They've bought their tickets like
they're flying in. Everyone's already paid for all of this.
Like what my wedding isn't a week?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We can move you to another venue.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And also completely refund me and everyone who's booked a
room there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's much cheaper. A little property we just bought. It's
a small motel in Little Rock, Arkansas, but we're fixing
it up. It's going to be a really cool place.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, no, absolutely not, are you I'm oh my god,
you expect me to go from Turks and Caicos to
a motel in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yes, but are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you stupid talking about this for literally two seconds?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, you know, you get to take over the whole
motel and there's a few diners in the town. They
also do karaoke every Thursday night in the motel.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I cannot even believe that this is happening right now.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I can't. Oh my goodness. Oh no, is he Are
you still there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I am so sorry. The motel just got booked by
Blake Lively.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This cannot be real.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
This this has to be a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone break on you and your bridesmaids set you up.
Oh my gosh, she wanted to mess with you before
the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Wait, oh my god, my heart is like hammering in
my right now.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
That is that is? Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the
twenty first Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Laila.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second day. But first, Ryan, how long
has it been since your date?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's been almost almost a week now.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Have you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, I've been trying to get a hold Layla for
a bay. We ended up like, we ended up spending
a whole day together, and I've just been trying to
you know, call and text without being overwhelming or anything
like that, but I just can't seem to get any
sort of response from her.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Okay, Yeah, so the day was great, Like we claimed
to meet for lunch, but we ended up spending the
whole day together, which I didn't really expect, like just
like a quick little coffee at this cafe, but it
just like kept i don't know, like the date just
kept going on and on and on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And so after that.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
We wouldn't like, grab a couple of bikes and went
for this ride by the water and stopped to grab
some snacks and you know, are grabbing snacks and just
like chatting and everything. You know, we're by the water,
and she's just like we started talking about seafood for
some reason, and it's so weird because I don't like seafood,
and she she goes, oh, I don't like seafood.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know why would anybody want.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
To surf and turf and you can just do you know,
double turf. I thought it was so funny. It was
just like tell me about herself and family and all
this stuff. And like I was like, well, you know, likes,
let's keep the conversation going. Let's go grab some steaks.
We'll go back to my place and just like cook
some dinner together. And she's like, well, forgetting steaks, we
should grab some wine, Like okay, And That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like the whole day just ended up building on it.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Just she was so cool and I don't know, I'm
not much of it, like a Netflix and chill guy.
And so when she came out, she was like, hey,
I see you have Uno. Yeah, do you do you
play cards? It's just like, of course I played cards.
And it turns out she's like really competitive and so wey.
Like we ended up playing, you know, and just like
putting music on the speaker back and forth, taking turns
(12:12):
and like felt I know this sounds super cheesy, but
it felt.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Like a scene out of the movie really fun. Yeah,
it does sound fun.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Did anything else happen as your place?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Like she spent the night okay, but I well not like, listen,
we've been drinking.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I don't want you driving until you're like comfortable, but
like you can take my bed and like sleep out
on the couch.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Just like I don't know, I didn't want the night
to end.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
What could have gone wrong?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I don't know, Like I'm worried I came on too
strong because like I really hadn't felt like I connected
with somebody like this. And she was just like yeah,
I know people go to term adventures around a lot,
but the fact that she was just like kept adding
onto the date. It was just so fun and like
I was. It's just I was gung ho and I
(13:01):
was like, yeah, let's go for it. And then I
would suggest something and she'd like, yeah, let's go for it.
So I know she was into it too. I just
can't figure out why, Like I mean, I kind of
have a theory.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just I don't want it to be true. What
is it? Okay? So like when I invited her back to.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
My place, like it wasn't actually my place was house
sitting for my boss.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh okay, you think she knows that?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
No, no, she does not know that. There's no way
cause I just kind of like played it off. I mean,
I wasn't trying to lie, like I'm not I'm not
that kind of person. I just like got caught up
in the moment, like she's like talking about states and like, well,
let's go back. I was like, oh, yeah, let's go back,
and she's like just you know, I'll hop in the
car with you, and I just kind of went on
like you know, auto mode, and I don't know me.
(13:47):
I'm just like like I didn't say it was my
place or anything like that. Like I know my way
around the kitchen, I'm like stay sitting in my boss's
place before.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But like I don't know, like I'm worried. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Maybe she saw like the mail or something with and
didn't have my name on it.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
So you just didn't say anything. Was it like a mansion?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's a really nice house. It's a really
nice house, and.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Like I'm in a condo, and I just like the
difference is so staggering. It's just I just feel awful,
Like I wish I just told her, like, hey, i'm
house sitting.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know why I didn't say that. Yeah, right,
well let's see if that is the reason.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, play a song, come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Okay, okay, yeah, all right. We'll get your first day
follow up right after this.
Speaker 13 (14:40):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Leila. So we're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Ryan,
before we do that, why don't you recap your date
repe quick?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
So Leila and I went out. It was supposed to
be a short day. It turned out into like a
whole day affair. And I invited her back to my
place to cook some dinner. She had just spending the night,
but I was I was house, sitting on my boss's
place that wasn't actually.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
My place, and you think she might have found that out.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I definitely that's all I can think about. All Right,
are you ready for us.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
To call her?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Who?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Layla. Please.
This is Laila. How are you? This is the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Hi, Leila.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria Hi. And before.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
No, I'm so sorry. Did I win something?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well? I don't know. Kind of kind of depends on
how you see it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I guess we're calling you today because we do a
segment that's called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
you end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 12 (16:19):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And you got an email about you from somebody about me? Yes?
Are you ghosting anybody? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (16:27):
No, No, I've been ghosted. That's awful.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
I would never Okay, I mean I've been out on
like a few dates.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, I mean, and you haven't ghosted them? No.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
I mean literally, I've gone out on like two dates.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
There was one really casual and then this other guy
who I actually kind of dug.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
But yeah, okay, well the email we got about you
came from somebody named Ryan.
Speaker 12 (16:49):
Yeah, no, I know Ryan. I'm not Does he think
I'm ghosting him?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yes, you're not ghosting him?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 14 (16:58):
Well, first of all, date, our date was like us
three days ago, and no, my phone died and then
I had brought it to Apple.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
I actually just got it back today. Okay, does he
really think I'm ghosting him? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wait wait wait wait wait, so you're not You're not
ghosting me?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Then?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, Ryan is actually on the phone wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
Oh my gosh, Ryan, Hi the hello?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hi? Yeah, Hi, You're not ghosting me? Okay, great? No?
Speaker 14 (17:29):
Wait, why would you think that I had a really
good time with Okay, we went out just like a
few days ago. I would never First of all, I
would never do that because I've been ghosted. But why
would you think that I would ghost you? I had
a really good.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Time with you.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I I'm so happy that, Like, I had a good
time too, I really did. I thought we we connected
and I just I hope, oh god, I just hope
I'm not coming on that like a crazy person, been
too strong.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I just you know, I was worried that I hadn't
heard back from you. It felt like a week.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
No, it was three days ago, and my screen is like, no,
I mean it's not this is weird.
Speaker 12 (18:09):
But we had a.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Really good date.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
That was a great date. That was a great date, right, yeah, no,
it was.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
They were really good. I actually was impressed.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
And you're a great Duno player. I would have thought
I didn't. I thought that was a game of luck,
but apparently it's not. You're very good at that.
Speaker 12 (18:31):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm just I'm just I'm just so relieved that you're
not ghosting me.
Speaker 14 (18:37):
Then I would never No, no, I'm so sorry my
phone died and.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No, it's fine.
Speaker 15 (18:46):
I just I was so worried because you know, I
was I was actually house sitting for my boss, and
I just really thought that, like, I don't know, maybe
you thought that I was just trying to like squat
or or lie about you know.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
My my situation.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Wait, what do you mean house sitting?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
That That wasn't my house, that was my that was
my boss.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
That was.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
And that was that's like when when you were asking
about the car and everything, I was just like, oh yeah,
trying to like change the subject.
Speaker 14 (19:16):
That's wait, but Brian, my house. Wait hold on a second.
You literally were talking about your couch. You were like,
I bought this because I went to Tuscany with my
sister and I just was inspired.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
You literally were talking.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
About no no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
I got okay, I like, you're messing with me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Technically I don't live there, You're right, but what's I
did go to Italy and I got the want to
have some day you see.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That sounds like you're trying to act like that's your place,
right yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Yeah, no, that's but weird.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
You know, I'm not I'm not trying to lead you on.
Like I'm not trying to lead you on. It is
such a cool.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Place beyond you know, that's just you blatantly lying.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
It's not a lie, it's a technicality.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
But no, but I do now.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
Literally we're talking about a cow No I do right, No,
that's no.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Please, I've just never pulled a girl like you before.
It's just like.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
I could tell you, like, wait, Ryan, no, I'm sorry, no, okay,
listen and I had a really good time with you.
Speaker 12 (20:34):
I enjoyed our day. I liked you.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It was real you.
Speaker 14 (20:37):
But now I'm actually not sure that no real me.
Like Ryan, you're not actually listening to me. You blatantly
lied about where we were. You would talk about the couch,
the lamp. You even talked about the painting.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
No, sorry, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Leila, would you like to go on another day with Ryan?
We will pay for it.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Ryan, Look, I I had. I had a good time
with you.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
I think that you're nice, but clearly you've got some
stuff that you need to work through.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
But no, no, thank you. That's some sure, dude. I
could never trust you. You literally were talking about items
in a house that you don't live in.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So you know what I want because that's what I
want to provide, like, I want to be able to
get that and provide it for.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
You like and you're not even like going to give
you no chance, Ryan, I mean to give up.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't want to give up.
Speaker 14 (21:36):
No, listen, Ryan giving up. I'm sorry, that's but I lie.
But that's weird. You know you're not. No, please please leave.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Just like please go one more time, and I just.
Speaker 16 (21:54):
Want to make you an even better steak and you
can like I'll come. My god, no, but this is
I will take you to my apartment.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Ryan.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
This is fully giving me the X factor. Okay, I
gotta go. This is ridiculous, but you're so hot.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Okay, thank you, I have to go.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
First day fault time for Nina is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Do you want to set yourself up for a joyful day,
a truly joyful day. There's a mathematical formula that will
give you just that. Ooh, sometimes you just got to the.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Poll doesn't bring me joy?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, if you did like math or numbers, don't lie
is what they always say. The best day ever equals
six hours with family, two hours with friends, one and
a half hours of extra socializing.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This is a lot of talking already. It's stressing me out.
Two hours of.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Exercise, one hour of eating and drinking, and then less
than six hours of work, indulging in only one hour
of screen time and no more than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's in a commute.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Okay, that map control that way too much.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Tell me you're stealing from your employer without telling me
you're stealing from your employer saying you for eight and
you're working at home doing six.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I tire to.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Say, tell me your gen z without.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
Telling you've never had a real job or any responsibilities
ever in your entire freaking life, without telling me that.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Now, you can't get mad at the math. It's just
the equation for the best day ever. If you can't
hit those numbers, then you're just gonna have the your failure,
okay day, He.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is stressed about it. Yeahs.
Speaker 11 (23:34):
I went for a whole year, tracking literally every minute
of every day. And actually I was that was why
I was here working on this show. I think it
was like twenty twenty three or something like that. Why
because I was curious how I was spending all my time. Okay,
never do that.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I never do that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Sounds like a terrible Yeah, sixty seconds have gone by, noted, Yeah, no,
I had.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I had my calendar. It was like, did a bunch
of math and stuff.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
It's like, you spent four hours doing this, two hours
doing this, one hour doing this, and we don't know
what you did for these hours. And I was like, oh,
and I added that up at the end of the year.
It was like hundreds of hours that were untracked, and
I'm like, how is that possible?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Sometimes you just got to listen to your body.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Listening Why did make it sounds?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So my body likes to talk?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
What I thought you was doing that too.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm just thinking of the things my body was saying
a little while ago.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
At that's a real duet here, speaking of listening to
your body. Somebody wants to talk to your body, and
I don't see anybody around but us, so maybe we
can do somebody talking. Why are you all in indulging thisorious?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
It's fine as he touches his body. Everybody just speaking.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Of music like that where people just old just dudes
and deep voices.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Talked to her at the beginning of it, like fifteen minutes, baby,
you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think I bought it. Should get together and have
a conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's been a while since my body talk to anybody
in person, but.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
To see my body's talk, yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Does that have a deepoice?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
At the beginning of that one, I don't think sound no,
you yeah, we should definitely, you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
They were always thinking something. Let everyone know, hey, baby,
I had a thought anything Okay, well that I guess
this is what's training thought. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Only on the Jubile Show, Maria is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend for three years might be messing around. So
see if we can help her out. Maria, I'm sorry
you're in that situation. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I just feel like things it's been really weird.
Speaker 17 (26:08):
Lately with my other Srien.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Treg Like, what's weird about it is that we are
we never fight, nothing's ever wrong. So a lot of
our friends tell us that we are like the perfect couple,
and but lately I have really been wondering about our
friends Jenna that comes over, she does her a lot,
and like, let me tell you also that we always
(26:32):
have friends over, like almost every day. We're very social.
We love having people over, we love hosting parties.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But our friend Jenna, she's been over a lot.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
And you know, I often go to work and she's
hanging out, which is fine, and sometimes she'll crashed.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But lately I've just been.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Kind of feeling like things have been a little bit
weird or a little bit off, and sometimes I feel
like I leave and then I tell back and it
feels like I'm interrupting something.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
I just wanted to call and see, like if you
guys can help me.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I feel like that's kind of weird. No, Like, you
spend the night at your friend's house, but then you
should probably leave in the morning and not be there
alone with the boyfriend or like a husband. Yeah, is
that just like a courtesy or am I just trippin'?
I feel like that's pretty standard. So Jenna's not in
a relationship.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
No, No, she's She loves to be the third wheel,
like with all of our friends, so she's just kind
of the consumment third wheel.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I guess, Okay, do you think your friend would do
something with your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I have to say that.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
One of the things I do love about her is
she's very free spirited and is very open minded, so
I wouldn't think that it would be entirely out of
her character to be honest, But I also trust her,
and so that's.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Why I leave.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
And I'm willing to have her like crush over and
you know, like and leave them alone like I've I've
always had a trust there so I guess, I don't know, Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Is your boyfriend acting different? Aside from the fact that
Jenna's just there.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I have to say there was this one time, and
this is kind of the one thing that keeps sticking
out of my head.
Speaker 18 (28:10):
Is I came home one day and went into the
bedroom and we have a bathroom that's like connected, and Jenna's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like out sitting and watching TV. And I opened the
bathroom door and.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Then he's saying, it's show time, and then it does
like he's he's like naked and does a Helicopter's funny
it was his face when all of a sudden, it
seems like he was surprised that it was me, that
(28:48):
Jenna had been there that day, And so that's really
the part that has stuck with me, and so I
questioned him on it and was.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Like, no, hey, did I surprise you? Did you think
that that Denna was coming.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
In or what's going on? And so then it felt
like it was a lot of backtracking. So it was like, oh, no, baby,
like I got you know, I heard you, but then
you know I wasn't. He didn't really give you a
good excuse, but I just was sort of like, whatever, fine,
I've had.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
A long day at work, let it go.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
That's really what's been sort of.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Giving me pause on all of this.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
And I try to sort of ask Jenna, like, you know, hey,
what have you guys been up to today? And the
gout really short answers.
Speaker 17 (29:37):
Which was also a little bit unusual.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
And like we had just got a new delivery of
weed and like it's, you.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Know, a really strung strain that we haven't had before,
and like we smoke a.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Lot, and that's you know, fine and.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
All, but sometimes that can kind of like make everyone
a little loosey goosey. I mean, isn't that the point?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Mostly? If I ca fure it out for you. You told
us what grocery store is a rewards card member at.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral departments,
anybody that they want, and we'll see if he sends.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Him to you or somebody else. Okay, amazing, play us
on come Back, get your to catch a cheater.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The Jubile Show if you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Maria is on the phone and
we're about to call her boyfriend Craig. They've been together
for three years, but now she thinks she's cheating. We're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's the big winner of thirty six long stim red
roses that can be delivered to anybody that he wants,
and see if he sends those to his girlfriend or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Mario, why
(30:44):
don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
So I have been with my boyfriend for several years,
and we always have friends.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Over and we're very social people. But lately we've had
one of our best friends a lot, and which is normal.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
But I came home and there was an incident where
I walked in on him and he it seems like
he thought that it was going to be someone else
opening the door, and.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
So I really have been.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Kind of questioning that and questioning both of them, and
so now I'm at a point where I just I
feel like I need to find answers and I feel
like I need help.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Are you ready for us to call on?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
a Rewards card member named Craig.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is see Hi Craig.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. You're this most
big winner.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Every single month, like maybe you didn't know this, we
choose one lucky Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor departments to anybody that
you want. So you've won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you would like to within
the fifty United States of America.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Wow, all right, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
If you know who you want to send them to,
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Okay, yeah, I'll do it right now. So I'll need
the first and last name of the person first.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Jenna.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Jenna? Yeah?
Could you put see you tonight.
Speaker 19 (32:38):
You know where I.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Live, and you know who else knows where you live?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Who?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Your girlfriend? Maria? Who's on the phone. Yeah yeah, Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Okay, so you you sent those flowers to Jenna?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
And what what's that about?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
What's going on? Is this is like a radio show.
It's called the Jubile Show and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater. And that's why your girlfriend
emailed us?
Speaker 9 (33:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (33:08):
Yeah, Craig Hi, I have been asking you what the
has been going on lately?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
And here you are.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Of course now I know for sure that that is
what you're doing, and you are hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
You're hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 12 (33:22):
I knew it all along.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
What do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 17 (33:27):
I mean, seriously, right now, I knew it. It was
that day I came home and I and I asked
you and you were surprised to see me.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And now this is what's going on.
Speaker 8 (33:36):
This is what you were.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Like I find out on a radio show. Do you
feel better about calling me out?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Seriously?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
That's what you're gonna say right now?
Speaker 19 (33:48):
I mean, she shouldn't be off completely at me because
she cheered.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
On me with Jenna too. What what.
Speaker 19 (33:58):
One night we were sitting around and we were just
talking casually and Jenna was a little bit more wasted
than she usually gets, and we.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Were laughing about something that Maria.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
Had said, and Jenna let it slip that Maria and
then started making out and that led to them go
into the bedroom.
Speaker 18 (34:17):
Oh what, well, hold up that that's totally different.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
That was totally different. That was just like it is
it is.
Speaker 17 (34:27):
That was just like experimenting like and totally not like
met nothing and was just sort of like in the
moment thing.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Well, did you say anything to Maria when it happened
the first time though? Did you call her out on
that and tell her that wasn't cool?
Speaker 19 (34:44):
When I found out about it, I was, I was
really off, But then I just decided to get.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Even and me and Jenna hooked up. Okay, so this.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Whole time one you knew when that wasn't like even.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
A big deal at all.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
But this is how it.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
That's when you decided to do like, I don't even
it's not even the same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well how about any different than what you did?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
It just is that was.
Speaker 17 (35:13):
Just like like a spur of the moment, not even
thinking about it, just thing that happened, and like, I
don't even I honestly don't even know.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
What to say.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
I don't either. Yeah, I mean now that you guys
are like, even are you cool?
Speaker 19 (35:32):
Or what I told me about it while we were
hooking up, And honestly, Maria, it kind of turned me on.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Wait really yeah, I really did. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 17 (35:46):
I guess you could.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
I wish we would have.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Talked about this way before this, because I don't know,
maybe we could like talk to Jenna about it.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, I'll let you guys finish this conversation out there,
but at least you know what happened with Jenna on
both ends.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I guess we'll do her.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Nina, I'm sorry. The Jewel shows to catch a Cheetah,
It's time for Nina's was trending.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
This news comes from Captain Obvious, but apparently not so
obvious because it's in the news. See what I did there? Anyway?
Do you listen to music at work with that? What
I was saying is this is like common sense to me,
but some people need to be reminded, like many things
that we discussed on.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
This, That's why it's in the news exactly.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
So what you listen to at work actually affects your productivity.
So some places, I.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Can tell you that's true. For a fact, you spend
four or five hours listening to Victoria and you're like,
I need to chill out.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
She does sing to herself, but why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Because I knew you was gonna say I don't mean
something yesterday and he was like, we're the love God, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I said CF I said, SF you for a little bit.
Sometimes I look over and Victoria's got her computer.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
On the floor and she's saying there like kicking her
feet up, talking to herself while she's like doing stuff
for the show.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I don't know what her work is that she's doing.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
She looks like she's like yeah, she looks like she's
like an eight year old watching in an iPad that
somebody gave her totally that she cannot talk.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
That she's singing.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's always singing. God, Brad did that on my ride
home yesterday. I was really thankful for it.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I was like, you know, sometimes that just really has
to happen. So anyways, what you listen to at work
does have an issue. So some employers have gone so
far as to create quiet zones to make sure that
the productivity levels don't change in their workplaces. So maybe
you're one of those places that has background music on,
(37:52):
think about that and make sure that everybody is enjoying
it or wants to hear it, because if it starts
to get annoying, your stuff is going to go down.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
This is not the quiet zone. You want the quiet zone.
Get out of the studio and go find someone quieter.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, well outside of the studio. Any other business just
know if they get sick of it, it's over.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Well. I find this hilarious.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Like I've hired you to do a job, I'm the employer.
How about we do no music and you just get
the job done and then you go home.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
That does fun.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
It's deeper than that, though, because we've talked about so
many different times how music is connected to psychology and
how you can heal through music.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And all of your people have air pods like Limital.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
It's almost subliminal. It's been used as torture if you're
listening to music.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Now, I get the impact of music.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Meana.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
I'm saying people should be responsible for their own productivity.
You shouldn't have to like set your playlists and you
see your employees actually do the job they are.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Hired to do.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
But I'm saying, if you don't set your playlist, then
they're not going to do their job. So kind of
it is on you.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
We just kind of fired.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
I'm telling everyone do their jobs, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeahori.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Anyways, moving on, so, weight Watchers is preparing to file
for bankruptcy. They launched in nineteen sixty three. Now, weight
Watchers has always been epic, and I thought Oprah got
in on this.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
I thought it went else.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
She did until it was revealed that she was on ozempic.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Seriously, that's the reason why they have to file for
bankruptcy because of drugs like ozempic, wigov and all of
those things I think she had are taking over the markets.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yay.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
I lost a lot of weight in college when I
got on weight Watchers.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
My mom goes the Freshman fifteen was like the Freshman
twenty five. I came home and my mom's like, hey,
you want to go to a weight Watchers.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
And meeting your mom's talks.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Hey man, I lost twenty pounds.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
There was something to it, but anyway of an era,
that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Jubiles Dirty Little Secret? Hello try Yeah, I was up
you have aty little secret.
Speaker 20 (40:00):
Yeah. So when I was in high school, my girlfriend
at the time, I was like a freshman or a
sophomore in between, and I told her that I cheated
on her, and so she broke up with me. But
my seekert is no no identity. So I used to
I had this big group of friends in high school
and we, you know, all get together and you know,
(40:21):
we'd drink and stuff, and we always play like a
truth or dare game and we would just take it
like really serious, like no matter what we were doing
the dare or we were telling the truth. And so
what happened was when we were wasted one day. It
was like one of the first times we ever drank.
So we're freshmen, we can't and I alcohol it all
and like my dare was, my friend had to go
into the bathroom with a cracker and he had I
(40:44):
don't really know what I can say, but he had
to like put a certain thing on the cracker and
I had to eat it. He had a disease of
certain sorts, and I got that disease from eating the
cracker and so that's what. Yeah, because my girlfriend found
out that I gave her committea basically, and so I
(41:07):
told her that I got it from cheating on her,
but I got it from the cracker.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You actually got a cracker to the media. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
I I kind of risked my reputation.
Speaker 20 (41:19):
So I'd rather kick the cheating and than the than
the cracker.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
So I'm wow.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Oh that's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
What a choice. I didn't know you could get it
that way.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I should go to the doctor. I Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm so sorry
that that happened, but thank you for the educational I'm
going to thank you with the question mark at the
end of that.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (41:47):
I love your guys the show.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Thank you. Bye. Hey, what's up is the jubil shows?
Dirty little Secret? You have one?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I do?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Uh? So?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
I worked for a guy in South Dakota that was
a real pos and we were building a corral.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
For his mistress.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
And yeah, he was cheating on his wife with this
other girl in the next town, Okay, And we were
building a corral down there for her cowls, and he
would send me in the house to get him sodas
when it was.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Hot out, so I was quitting.
Speaker 10 (42:30):
My revenge was I would take the sodas before i'd give.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Them to them and rub them on my That's funny.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
He never found out.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
That's awesome. Thank you have a good one. What's your
dirty little secret.
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Tea paying tickets today and let's
meet today's beautiful and talented contestant.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
For you verus Victoria. Austin. What's up, Austin? How are
you good? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I am what.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you gonna ask me?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Happy bunny?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Who's gonna ask if you have a bunny?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm gonna go wait outside?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Are you a happy little bunny? Austin. I'm all hydrated.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
He knew what he was saying. Well, here we go.
We're sending Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Victoria didn't, Well, she's gone. You have thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed and Victoria has to be you outright
to win. Okay, all right, okay, here we go. Your
time starts. Now what movie features the line there's no
place like home? Who painted starry Night?
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
What gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Car carbon dioxide?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
What pop group saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song contest Abba? In Greek mythology? Who is the
god of the sea? What's the national flower of Japan?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Van Go is the thing? And it's van Go was
the painting? And national flowers the roast? All right, Victoria
back into the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And while Victoria is getting settled, put her headphones on
and stuff. Austin, if your life had a theme song,
what would it be?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 8 (01:55):
But from Annie?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All Right, Austin, I like that studio their headphones on song.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
About the dog in that movie. That's a great movie.
You ready, Yeah, well, I'm thinking about any but.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass. And you have
to beat Austin out right to win. At Austin, you
can tell Victoria when to go cool?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Sorry, what movie features the line there's no place like home.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
If finish saying the Lion King there's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh home alone?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Who painted a starry night?
Speaker 10 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Mango?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
What gas? Did plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Gigs oxmen? No they release talk? Wait wait wait wait Carbonaxide?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
What pop group saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song Contest?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Abba in Greek mythology? Who is the god of the sea?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Sidon? Wait, I'm triving back to Percy Jackson.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Huh Percy Jackson?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I just like knowing where you learned history. All right,
let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Producer Bread Victoria got three corrects and I couldn't give
him one of the correct points he got because it
was late. But Austin got four correct and congratulations.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Je Victoria's outright.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Like so much excitement when you paint tickets your place.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Tomorrow? Oh God, Astin, you're right. Let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The movie that features the lines There's no place like Home?
Is the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
The painter that painted a sorry night. You don't know
that place I've never seen. She clicks her red heels
together and says, there's no place like home. There's no
place like home.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm amber Toto.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
She was a stripper.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She would put her heels together because she wanted to
go home at bad She's like, I don't like this place,
but no, you gotta do what.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You gotta do.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's why the hills a lot of big Stiletto.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Van Go painted a starry night. Carbon dioxide is the
gas that plants absorbed from the atmosphere. Abba is the
pop group that's saying Waterloo in the nineteen seventy four
Eurovision Song Contest.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Why did you guys both know that Eurovision is dope?
I had no They're like one of the only serious
bands that actually ever came out from that show. But man,
if you haven't done yourself the favor of watching Eurovision
Song Contest.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Okay, I've never seen that, But moms, the.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Will Ferrell movie about the whole thing, and the Will
Ferrell movie isn't even as ridiculous as the actual thing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
In Greek mythology, the god of the sea is Poseidon,
and the national flower of Japan is the cherry blossom.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think I got four of those, right, you didn't, Well,
thank you for playing Austin. We play you for Victoria
at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play Victoria, all I have to do
is dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubil Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's another Jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from Resorts and
Turks and Caicus. I was looking for Izzy, who's going
to be having a wedding here next week.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, this is she Hizy. How are you.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I I'm good, I'm you know, I'm stressed and oh.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
With the wedding stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I imagine next weekend is when you plan on tying
the knot with your fiance and you've got a bunch
of family friends all that stuff coming into town and
made all the arrangements and would have been a beautiful thing.
But yeah, yeah, we have big news, very exciting. Are
(05:56):
you a Lady Gaga fan?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She's I mean, she's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh okay, huge Lady Gaga fan over here. And guess
who has also booked this stay that weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, yes, so okay, so what does that have to
do with my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I didn't hear? Okay, well I'll just tell you
it's Lady Gaga. I didn't know if you if that's
if Lady Gaga has booked the weekend at our resort
and she's booked every room because she's having a huge
underwater themed poetry slam that we're putting together. Isn't that amazing?
I mean, only dogs would think of to do that,
an underwater poetry slams.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
So okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I guess I'm just not understanding. What are you What
are you saying? Like, I don't what does this have
to do with my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, Lady Gaga booked every room in the resort, and
now we're going to be dedicated to doing the underwater
poetry Slam hosted by Lady Gaga, which is amazing for us.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So are you telling me that I'm sorry? I'm really
having a hard time wrapping my head around this. It
doesn't really make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I know, it's crazy, right, who we thought Lady Gaga
would be here posting her underwater theme poetry slam.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm sure your mind's going nuts too.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, I'm not talking about Lady Gaga. I'm talking about
the fact that you're telling me that I can't have
my wedding here.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I've had this venue books for months and months.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Because of Lady Gaga's underwater theme poetry slam though. I mean,
talk about a story that you can tell your kids.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is insane.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I mean, and that's what we thought. We're like, this
is insane, Lady Gaga, what's to do?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
What what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Is this really how you do business?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I mean I bought family, They've bought their tickets like
they're flying in. Everyone's already paid for all of this.
Like what my wedding isn't a week?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We can move you to another venue.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
And also completely refund me and everyone who's booked a
room there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's much cheaper. A little property we just bought. It's
a small motel in Little Rock, Arkansas, but we're fixing
it up. It's going to be a really cool place.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, no, absolutely not, are you I'm oh my god,
you expect me to go from Turks and Caicos to
a motel in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yes, but are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you stupid talking about this for literally two seconds?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, you know, you get to take over the whole
motel and there's a few diners in the town. They
also do karaoke every Thursday night in the motel.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I cannot even believe that this is happening right now.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I can't. Oh my goodness. Oh no, is he Are
you still there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I am so sorry. The motel just got booked by
Blake Lively.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This cannot be real.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
This this has to be a joke.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone break on you and your bridesmaids set you up.
Oh my gosh, she wanted to mess with you before
the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Wait, oh my god, my heart is like hammering in
my right now.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
That is that is? Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on the
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Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Laila.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second day. But first, Ryan, how long
has it been since your date?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's been almost almost a week now.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Have you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, I've been trying to get a hold Layla for
a bay. We ended up like, we ended up spending
a whole day together, and I've just been trying to
you know, call and text without being overwhelming or anything
like that, but I just can't seem to get any
sort of response from her.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
We'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Okay, Yeah, so the day was great, Like we claimed
to meet for lunch, but we ended up spending the
whole day together, which I didn't really expect, like just
like a quick little coffee at this cafe, but it
just like kept i don't know, like the date just
kept going on and on and on.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And so after that.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
We wouldn't like, grab a couple of bikes and went
for this ride by the water and stopped to grab
some snacks and you know, are grabbing snacks and just
like chatting and everything. You know, we're by the water,
and she's just like we started talking about seafood for
some reason, and it's so weird because I don't like seafood,
and she she goes, oh, I don't like seafood.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know why would anybody want.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
To surf and turf and you can just do you know,
double turf. I thought it was so funny. It was
just like tell me about herself and family and all
this stuff. And like I was like, well, you know, likes,
let's keep the conversation going. Let's go grab some steaks.
We'll go back to my place and just like cook
some dinner together. And she's like, well, forgetting steaks, we
should grab some wine, Like okay, And That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like the whole day just ended up building on it.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Just she was so cool and I don't know, I'm
not much of it, like a Netflix and chill guy.
And so when she came out, she was like, hey,
I see you have Uno. Yeah, do you do you
play cards? It's just like, of course I played cards.
And it turns out she's like really competitive and so wey.
Like we ended up playing, you know, and just like
putting music on the speaker back and forth, taking turns
(12:12):
and like felt I know this sounds super cheesy, but
it felt.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Like a scene out of the movie really fun. Yeah,
it does sound fun.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Did anything else happen as your place?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Like she spent the night okay, but I well not like, listen,
we've been drinking.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I don't want you driving until you're like comfortable, but
like you can take my bed and like sleep out
on the couch.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Just like I don't know, I didn't want the night
to end.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
What could have gone wrong?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I don't know, Like I'm worried I came on too
strong because like I really hadn't felt like I connected
with somebody like this. And she was just like yeah,
I know people go to term adventures around a lot,
but the fact that she was just like kept adding
onto the date. It was just so fun and like
I was. It's just I was gung ho and I
(13:01):
was like, yeah, let's go for it. And then I
would suggest something and she'd like, yeah, let's go for it.
So I know she was into it too. I just
can't figure out why, Like I mean, I kind of
have a theory.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just I don't want it to be true. What
is it? Okay? So like when I invited her back to.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
My place, like it wasn't actually my place was house
sitting for my boss.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh okay, you think she knows that?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
No, no, she does not know that. There's no way
cause I just kind of like played it off. I mean,
I wasn't trying to lie, like I'm not I'm not
that kind of person. I just like got caught up
in the moment, like she's like talking about states and like, well,
let's go back. I was like, oh, yeah, let's go back,
and she's like just you know, I'll hop in the
car with you, and I just kind of went on
like you know, auto mode, and I don't know me.
(13:47):
I'm just like like I didn't say it was my
place or anything like that. Like I know my way
around the kitchen, I'm like stay sitting in my boss's
place before.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But like I don't know, like I'm worried. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Maybe she saw like the mail or something with and
didn't have my name on it.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
So you just didn't say anything. Was it like a mansion?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's a really nice house. It's a really
nice house, and.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Like I'm in a condo, and I just like the
difference is so staggering. It's just I just feel awful,
Like I wish I just told her, like, hey, i'm
house sitting.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know why I didn't say that. Yeah, right,
well let's see if that is the reason.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, play a song, come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Okay, okay, yeah, all right. We'll get your first day
follow up right after this.
Speaker 13 (14:40):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (14:47):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Leila. So we're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Ryan,
before we do that, why don't you recap your date
repe quick?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
So Leila and I went out. It was supposed to
be a short day. It turned out into like a
whole day affair. And I invited her back to my
place to cook some dinner. She had just spending the night,
but I was I was house, sitting on my boss's
place that wasn't actually.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
My place, and you think she might have found that out.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I definitely that's all I can think about. All Right,
are you ready for us.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
To call her?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Who?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Layla. Please.
This is Laila. How are you? This is the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Hi, Leila.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria Hi. And before.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
No, I'm so sorry. Did I win something?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well? I don't know. Kind of kind of depends on
how you see it.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I guess we're calling you today because we do a
segment that's called the First Day follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
you end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 12 (16:19):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And you got an email about you from somebody about me? Yes?
Are you ghosting anybody? Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (16:27):
No, No, I've been ghosted. That's awful.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
I would never Okay, I mean I've been out on
like a few dates.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, I mean, and you haven't ghosted them? No.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
I mean literally, I've gone out on like two dates.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
There was one really casual and then this other guy
who I actually kind of dug.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
But yeah, okay, well the email we got about you
came from somebody named Ryan.
Speaker 12 (16:49):
Yeah, no, I know Ryan. I'm not Does he think
I'm ghosting him?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yes, you're not ghosting him?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
No?
Speaker 14 (16:58):
Well, first of all, date, our date was like us
three days ago, and no, my phone died and then
I had brought it to Apple.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
I actually just got it back today. Okay, does he
really think I'm ghosting him? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wait wait wait wait wait, so you're not You're not
ghosting me?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Then?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, Ryan is actually on the phone wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
Oh my gosh, Ryan, Hi the hello?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Hi? Yeah, Hi, You're not ghosting me? Okay, great? No?
Speaker 14 (17:29):
Wait, why would you think that I had a really
good time with Okay, we went out just like a
few days ago. I would never First of all, I
would never do that because I've been ghosted. But why
would you think that I would ghost you? I had
a really good.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Time with you.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I I'm so happy that, Like, I had a good
time too, I really did. I thought we we connected
and I just I hope, oh god, I just hope
I'm not coming on that like a crazy person, been
too strong.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I just you know, I was worried that I hadn't
heard back from you. It felt like a week.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
No, it was three days ago, and my screen is like, no,
I mean it's not this is weird.
Speaker 12 (18:09):
But we had a.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Really good date.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
That was a great date. That was a great date, right, yeah, no,
it was.
Speaker 12 (18:18):
They were really good. I actually was impressed.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
And you're a great Duno player. I would have thought
I didn't. I thought that was a game of luck,
but apparently it's not. You're very good at that.
Speaker 12 (18:31):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm just I'm just I'm just so relieved that you're
not ghosting me.
Speaker 14 (18:37):
Then I would never No, no, I'm so sorry my
phone died and.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No, it's fine.
Speaker 15 (18:46):
I just I was so worried because you know, I
was I was actually house sitting for my boss, and
I just really thought that, like, I don't know, maybe
you thought that I was just trying to like squat
or or lie about you know.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
My my situation.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Wait, what do you mean house sitting?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
That That wasn't my house, that was my that was
my boss.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
That was.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, no, no.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
And that was that's like when when you were asking
about the car and everything, I was just like, oh yeah,
trying to like change the subject.
Speaker 14 (19:16):
That's wait, but Brian, my house. Wait hold on a second.
You literally were talking about your couch. You were like,
I bought this because I went to Tuscany with my
sister and I just was inspired.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
You literally were talking.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
About no no, no no no no no no no.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
I got okay, I like, you're messing with me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Technically I don't live there, You're right, but what's I
did go to Italy and I got the want to
have some day you see.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That sounds like you're trying to act like that's your place,
right yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Yeah, no, that's but weird.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
You know, I'm not I'm not trying to lead you on.
Like I'm not trying to lead you on. It is
such a cool.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Place beyond you know, that's just you blatantly lying.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
It's not a lie, it's a technicality.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
But no, but I do now.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
Literally we're talking about a cow No I do right, No,
that's no.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Please, I've just never pulled a girl like you before.
It's just like.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
I could tell you, like, wait, Ryan, no, I'm sorry, no, okay,
listen and I had a really good time with you.
Speaker 12 (20:34):
I enjoyed our day. I liked you.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It was real you.
Speaker 14 (20:37):
But now I'm actually not sure that no real me.
Like Ryan, you're not actually listening to me. You blatantly
lied about where we were. You would talk about the couch,
the lamp. You even talked about the painting.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
No, sorry, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Leila, would you like to go on another day with Ryan?
We will pay for it.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Ryan, Look, I I had. I had a good time
with you.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
I think that you're nice, but clearly you've got some
stuff that you need to work through.
Speaker 12 (21:16):
But no, no, thank you. That's some sure, dude. I
could never trust you. You literally were talking about items
in a house that you don't live in.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So you know what I want because that's what I
want to provide, like, I want to be able to
get that and provide it for.
Speaker 16 (21:31):
You like and you're not even like going to give
you no chance, Ryan, I mean to give up.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I don't want to give up.
Speaker 14 (21:36):
No, listen, Ryan giving up. I'm sorry, that's but I lie.
But that's weird. You know you're not. No, please please leave.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Just like please go one more time, and I just.
Speaker 16 (21:54):
Want to make you an even better steak and you
can like I'll come. My god, no, but this is
I will take you to my apartment.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Ryan.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
This is fully giving me the X factor. Okay, I
gotta go. This is ridiculous, but you're so hot.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Okay, thank you, I have to go.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
First day fault time for Nina is what's trending?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Do you want to set yourself up for a joyful day,
a truly joyful day. There's a mathematical formula that will
give you just that. Ooh, sometimes you just got to the.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Poll doesn't bring me joy?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, if you did like math or numbers, don't lie
is what they always say. The best day ever equals
six hours with family, two hours with friends, one and
a half hours of extra socializing.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This is a lot of talking already. It's stressing me out.
Two hours of.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Exercise, one hour of eating and drinking, and then less
than six hours of work, indulging in only one hour
of screen time and no more than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's in a commute.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Okay, that map control that way too much.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
Tell me you're stealing from your employer without telling me
you're stealing from your employer saying you for eight and
you're working at home doing six.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I tire to.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Say, tell me your gen z without.
Speaker 11 (23:13):
Telling you've never had a real job or any responsibilities
ever in your entire freaking life, without telling me that.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Now, you can't get mad at the math. It's just
the equation for the best day ever. If you can't
hit those numbers, then you're just gonna have the your failure,
okay day, He.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is stressed about it. Yeahs.
Speaker 11 (23:34):
I went for a whole year, tracking literally every minute
of every day. And actually I was that was why
I was here working on this show. I think it
was like twenty twenty three or something like that. Why
because I was curious how I was spending all my time. Okay,
never do that.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I never do that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Sounds like a terrible Yeah, sixty seconds have gone by, noted, Yeah, no,
I had.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I had my calendar. It was like, did a bunch
of math and stuff.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
It's like, you spent four hours doing this, two hours
doing this, one hour doing this, and we don't know
what you did for these hours. And I was like, oh,
and I added that up at the end of the year.
It was like hundreds of hours that were untracked, and
I'm like, how is that possible?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Sometimes you just got to listen to your body.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Listening Why did make it sounds?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
So my body likes to talk?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
What I thought you was doing that too.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm just thinking of the things my body was saying
a little while ago.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
At that's a real duet here, speaking of listening to
your body. Somebody wants to talk to your body, and
I don't see anybody around but us, so maybe we
can do somebody talking. Why are you all in indulging thisorious?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
It's fine as he touches his body. Everybody just speaking.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Of music like that where people just old just dudes
and deep voices.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Talked to her at the beginning of it, like fifteen minutes, baby,
you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think I bought it. Should get together and have
a conversation.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's been a while since my body talk to anybody
in person, but.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
To see my body's talk, yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Does that have a deepoice?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
At the beginning of that one, I don't think sound no,
you yeah, we should definitely, you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
They were always thinking something. Let everyone know, hey, baby,
I had a thought anything Okay, well that I guess
this is what's training thought. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Only on the Jubile Show, Maria is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend for three years might be messing around. So
see if we can help her out. Maria, I'm sorry
you're in that situation. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I just feel like things it's been really weird.
Speaker 17 (26:08):
Lately with my other Srien.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Treg Like, what's weird about it is that we are
we never fight, nothing's ever wrong. So a lot of
our friends tell us that we are like the perfect couple,
and but lately I have really been wondering about our
friends Jenna that comes over, she does her a lot,
and like, let me tell you also that we always
(26:32):
have friends over, like almost every day. We're very social.
We love having people over, we love hosting parties.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But our friend Jenna, she's been over a lot.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
And you know, I often go to work and she's
hanging out, which is fine, and sometimes she'll crashed.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But lately I've just been.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Kind of feeling like things have been a little bit
weird or a little bit off, and sometimes I feel
like I leave and then I tell back and it
feels like I'm interrupting something.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
I just wanted to call and see, like if you
guys can help me.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I feel like that's kind of weird. No, Like, you
spend the night at your friend's house, but then you
should probably leave in the morning and not be there
alone with the boyfriend or like a husband. Yeah, is
that just like a courtesy or am I just trippin'?
I feel like that's pretty standard. So Jenna's not in
a relationship.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
No, No, she's She loves to be the third wheel,
like with all of our friends, so she's just kind
of the consumment third wheel.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I guess, Okay, do you think your friend would do
something with your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I have to say that.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
One of the things I do love about her is
she's very free spirited and is very open minded, so
I wouldn't think that it would be entirely out of
her character to be honest, But I also trust her,
and so that's.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Why I leave.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
And I'm willing to have her like crush over and
you know, like and leave them alone like I've I've
always had a trust there so I guess, I don't know, Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Is your boyfriend acting different? Aside from the fact that
Jenna's just there.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I have to say there was this one time, and
this is kind of the one thing that keeps sticking
out of my head.
Speaker 18 (28:10):
Is I came home one day and went into the
bedroom and we have a bathroom that's like connected, and Jenna's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like out sitting and watching TV. And I opened the
bathroom door and.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Then he's saying, it's show time, and then it does
like he's he's like naked and does a Helicopter's funny
it was his face when all of a sudden, it
seems like he was surprised that it was me, that
(28:48):
Jenna had been there that day, And so that's really
the part that has stuck with me, and so I
questioned him on it and was.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Like, no, hey, did I surprise you? Did you think
that that Denna was coming.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
In or what's going on? And so then it felt
like it was a lot of backtracking. So it was like, oh, no, baby,
like I got you know, I heard you, but then
you know I wasn't. He didn't really give you a
good excuse, but I just was sort of like, whatever, fine,
I've had.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
A long day at work, let it go.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
That's really what's been sort of.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Giving me pause on all of this.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
And I try to sort of ask Jenna, like, you know, hey,
what have you guys been up to today? And the
gout really short answers.
Speaker 17 (29:37):
Which was also a little bit unusual.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
And like we had just got a new delivery of
weed and like it's, you.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Know, a really strung strain that we haven't had before,
and like we smoke a.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Lot, and that's you know, fine and.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
All, but sometimes that can kind of like make everyone
a little loosey goosey. I mean, isn't that the point?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Mostly? If I ca fure it out for you. You told
us what grocery store is a rewards card member at.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral departments,
anybody that they want, and we'll see if he sends.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Him to you or somebody else. Okay, amazing, play us
on come Back, get your to catch a cheater.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The Jubile Show if you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Maria is on the phone and
we're about to call her boyfriend Craig. They've been together
for three years, but now she thinks she's cheating. We're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's the big winner of thirty six long stim red
roses that can be delivered to anybody that he wants,
and see if he sends those to his girlfriend or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Mario, why
(30:44):
don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
So I have been with my boyfriend for several years,
and we always have friends.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Over and we're very social people. But lately we've had
one of our best friends a lot, and which is normal.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
But I came home and there was an incident where
I walked in on him and he it seems like
he thought that it was going to be someone else
opening the door, and.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
So I really have been.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Kind of questioning that and questioning both of them, and
so now I'm at a point where I just I
feel like I need to find answers and I feel
like I need help.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Are you ready for us to call on?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
a Rewards card member named Craig.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is see Hi Craig.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. You're this most
big winner.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Every single month, like maybe you didn't know this, we
choose one lucky Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor departments to anybody that
you want. So you've won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you would like to within
the fifty United States of America.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Wow, all right, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
If you know who you want to send them to,
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Okay, yeah, I'll do it right now. So I'll need
the first and last name of the person first.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Jenna.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Jenna? Yeah?
Could you put see you tonight.
Speaker 19 (32:38):
You know where I.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Live, and you know who else knows where you live?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Who?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Your girlfriend? Maria? Who's on the phone. Yeah yeah, Hi?
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Okay, so you you sent those flowers to Jenna?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
And what what's that about?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
What's going on? Is this is like a radio show.
It's called the Jubile Show and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater. And that's why your girlfriend
emailed us?
Speaker 9 (33:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (33:08):
Yeah, Craig Hi, I have been asking you what the
has been going on lately?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
And here you are.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Of course now I know for sure that that is
what you're doing, and you are hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
You're hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 12 (33:22):
I knew it all along.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
What do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 17 (33:27):
I mean, seriously, right now, I knew it. It was
that day I came home and I and I asked
you and you were surprised to see me.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And now this is what's going on.
Speaker 8 (33:36):
This is what you were.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Like I find out on a radio show. Do you
feel better about calling me out?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Seriously?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
That's what you're gonna say right now?
Speaker 19 (33:48):
I mean, she shouldn't be off completely at me because
she cheered.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
On me with Jenna too. What what.
Speaker 19 (33:58):
One night we were sitting around and we were just
talking casually and Jenna was a little bit more wasted
than she usually gets, and we.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Were laughing about something that Maria.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
Had said, and Jenna let it slip that Maria and
then started making out and that led to them go
into the bedroom.
Speaker 18 (34:17):
Oh what, well, hold up that that's totally different.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
That was totally different. That was just like it is
it is.
Speaker 17 (34:27):
That was just like experimenting like and totally not like
met nothing and was just sort of like in the
moment thing.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Well, did you say anything to Maria when it happened
the first time though? Did you call her out on
that and tell her that wasn't cool?
Speaker 19 (34:44):
When I found out about it, I was, I was
really off, But then I just decided to get.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Even and me and Jenna hooked up. Okay, so this.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Whole time one you knew when that wasn't like even.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
A big deal at all.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
But this is how it.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
That's when you decided to do like, I don't even
it's not even the same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well how about any different than what you did?
Speaker 8 (35:12):
It just is that was.
Speaker 17 (35:13):
Just like like a spur of the moment, not even
thinking about it, just thing that happened, and like, I
don't even I honestly don't even know.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
What to say.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
I don't either. Yeah, I mean now that you guys
are like, even are you cool?
Speaker 19 (35:32):
Or what I told me about it while we were
hooking up, And honestly, Maria, it kind of turned me on.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Wait really yeah, I really did. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 17 (35:46):
I guess you could.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
I wish we would have.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Talked about this way before this, because I don't know,
maybe we could like talk to Jenna about it.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, I'll let you guys finish this conversation out there,
but at least you know what happened with Jenna on
both ends.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
I guess we'll do her.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Nina, I'm sorry. The Jewel shows to catch a Cheetah,
It's time for Nina's was trending.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
This news comes from Captain Obvious, but apparently not so
obvious because it's in the news. See what I did there? Anyway?
Do you listen to music at work with that? What
I was saying is this is like common sense to me,
but some people need to be reminded, like many things
that we discussed on.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
This, That's why it's in the news exactly.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
So what you listen to at work actually affects your productivity.
So some places, I.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Can tell you that's true. For a fact, you spend
four or five hours listening to Victoria and you're like,
I need to chill out.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
She does sing to herself, but why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Because I knew you was gonna say I don't mean
something yesterday and he was like, we're the love God, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I said CF I said, SF you for a little bit.
Sometimes I look over and Victoria's got her computer.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
On the floor and she's saying there like kicking her
feet up, talking to herself while she's like doing stuff
for the show.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
I don't know what her work is that she's doing.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
She looks like she's like yeah, she looks like she's
like an eight year old watching in an iPad that
somebody gave her totally that she cannot talk.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
That she's singing.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's always singing. God, Brad did that on my ride
home yesterday. I was really thankful for it.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I was like, you know, sometimes that just really has
to happen. So anyways, what you listen to at work
does have an issue. So some employers have gone so
far as to create quiet zones to make sure that
the productivity levels don't change in their workplaces. So maybe
you're one of those places that has background music on,
(37:52):
think about that and make sure that everybody is enjoying
it or wants to hear it, because if it starts
to get annoying, your stuff is going to go down.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
This is not the quiet zone. You want the quiet zone.
Get out of the studio and go find someone quieter.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, well outside of the studio. Any other business just
know if they get sick of it, it's over.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Well. I find this hilarious.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Like I've hired you to do a job, I'm the employer.
How about we do no music and you just get
the job done and then you go home.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
That does fun.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
It's deeper than that, though, because we've talked about so
many different times how music is connected to psychology and
how you can heal through music.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And all of your people have air pods like Limital.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
It's almost subliminal. It's been used as torture if you're
listening to music.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Now, I get the impact of music.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Meana.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
I'm saying people should be responsible for their own productivity.
You shouldn't have to like set your playlists and you
see your employees actually do the job they are.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Hired to do.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
But I'm saying, if you don't set your playlist, then
they're not going to do their job. So kind of
it is on you.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
We just kind of fired.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
I'm telling everyone do their jobs, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeahori.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Anyways, moving on, so, weight Watchers is preparing to file
for bankruptcy. They launched in nineteen sixty three. Now, weight
Watchers has always been epic, and I thought Oprah got
in on this.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
I thought it went else.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
She did until it was revealed that she was on ozempic.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Seriously, that's the reason why they have to file for
bankruptcy because of drugs like ozempic, wigov and all of
those things I think she had are taking over the markets.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yay.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
I lost a lot of weight in college when I
got on weight Watchers.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
My mom goes the Freshman fifteen was like the Freshman
twenty five. I came home and my mom's like, hey,
you want to go to a weight Watchers.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
And meeting your mom's talks.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Hey man, I lost twenty pounds.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
There was something to it, but anyway of an era,
that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Jubiles Dirty Little Secret? Hello try Yeah, I was up
you have aty little secret.
Speaker 20 (40:00):
Yeah. So when I was in high school, my girlfriend
at the time, I was like a freshman or a
sophomore in between, and I told her that I cheated
on her, and so she broke up with me. But
my seekert is no no identity. So I used to
I had this big group of friends in high school
and we, you know, all get together and you know,
(40:21):
we'd drink and stuff, and we always play like a
truth or dare game and we would just take it
like really serious, like no matter what we were doing
the dare or we were telling the truth. And so
what happened was when we were wasted one day. It
was like one of the first times we ever drank.
So we're freshmen, we can't and I alcohol it all
and like my dare was, my friend had to go
into the bathroom with a cracker and he had I
(40:44):
don't really know what I can say, but he had
to like put a certain thing on the cracker and
I had to eat it. He had a disease of
certain sorts, and I got that disease from eating the
cracker and so that's what. Yeah, because my girlfriend found
out that I gave her committea basically, and so I
(41:07):
told her that I got it from cheating on her,
but I got it from the cracker.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You actually got a cracker to the media. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
I I kind of risked my reputation.
Speaker 20 (41:19):
So I'd rather kick the cheating and than the than
the cracker.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
So I'm wow.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Oh that's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
What a choice. I didn't know you could get it
that way.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I should go to the doctor. I Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm so sorry
that that happened, but thank you for the educational I'm
going to thank you with the question mark at the
end of that.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (41:47):
I love your guys the show.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Thank you. Bye. Hey, what's up is the jubil shows?
Dirty little Secret? You have one?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I do?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (41:57):
Uh? So?
Speaker 10 (41:58):
I worked for a guy in South Dakota that was
a real pos and we were building a corral.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
For his mistress.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
And yeah, he was cheating on his wife with this
other girl in the next town, Okay, And we were
building a corral down there for her cowls, and he
would send me in the house to get him sodas
when it was.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Hot out, so I was quitting.
Speaker 10 (42:30):
My revenge was I would take the sodas before i'd give.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Them to them and rub them on my That's funny.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
He never found out.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
That's awesome. Thank you have a good one. What's your
dirty little secret.
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Jubal Fresh
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