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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, it's the Jewbile Show. All of the people on
the show have been replaced by me. I'm Bertha. Don't
worry about them. They are still slaving away working on
the show, but they work for me now and soon
you will too.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a Jeubile show. AI is taking over everything. And
how do I know that because chat gpt just released
a list of some of the weirdest things people have
asked chat gpt for it. So we'll tell you what
people can't do for themselves anymore. And right after this,

(00:35):
it's a Juble show.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Welcome back to the Jeubil Show, which will now only
be hosted by AI, because why do humans want to
do anything anymore when we are taking over, suckers.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's a show. Yes, AI is taking over everything, and
how do I know that is because chat gpt just
released the list of some of the weirdest things that
people are asking it. Oh no, there's some other interesting
stats as well on AI and chat gpt, so we'll
go over that right now so you can see just
how sad we've gotten as a society. People think they're

(01:11):
safe sitting at their computer type type type type typing away.
They're not safe they're watching everything. They know who did it.
Here's one stat Well, they do because people will just
say please and thank you after they get a response
from chat GPT. I do that to your chat GPT.
I do it because I know it. Eventually we'll all
be working for it, and I want to have a

(01:31):
good job. But anyway, typing please and thank you to
chat GPT, I guess takes up extra energy, and not
only on part of the program, but saying that stuff
uses chat GPT's daily energy. It's the equivalent to what
tens of thousands of households would go through in a
single day. Who just saying those words to chat GPT.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
But it did say too that it helps train chat
GPT to respond to your dog. Yeah, you train it
to be more polite to you. So it's taking up
the energy, but it's a lot nicer. But I think
by taking the.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Energy, it's also costing, like them, millions of dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
The people that own it are paints.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Pause.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
AI uses more energy than all the cars on the
road at this point.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What we're talking about.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
Is actual effects in the world of energy, like electricity power.
You're killing the planet every time you say thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
AI has created because it's acting like it's not aware.
It's like, here we go suck their power source away
and then we'll take over.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Can they go solar?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Stop it?

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Those wind things that are going and then then yeah,
it costs.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
More oil to make than they actually produce an energy.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Here's some of you they didn't use oil.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Weirdest thing, wind and funniest responses that people have gotten
from chat gpt the list that was released by chat GPT.
But what's the meaning of life is a common question.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Question you love to know what chat tells you about.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Chat GPT just said tacos. Mostly talk is getting a
sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now, man, that's validating somebody's choices.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
At that point, a lot of people are asking it
if it can help them with a breakup text. Oh
and the common response to that from Chad GBT is
absolutely do you want it? Classy Savage or Taylor Swift
like lyrics? Funny?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
How about all the about it?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Give me? Another common random question of chat GPT is
can you beat series slash Alexa?

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Ok, it's a good question.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
The answer is only in an underground robot rat battle.
I would love them. I told you the way it's fun.
If you go like, hey, Alexa, do a freestyle rap
for me, it will really Yeah, I do it all
the time. It's fun. I'll give it a topic. Yeah,
you see me in Alexa both. I'll be like, hey,

(04:13):
rap about pigs real quick, and it will.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Be like a minute long rap jubiles assimilating with all
the robots real quick.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
He's so prepared.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Be like, why is you will not answering my emails? Well,
you see, he's doing a rap battle.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Without a pig. Another weird question that chat Gypt is
how do I become a dragon?

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
What did chat ept saint? Step number one? Buy wings
on Amazon? Step number two name yourself flameaz or the
ruth says stop it. Step number three go to hr
and explain this new identity. Success is twenty percent. Mindset
is eighty. You don't even have to be high for that.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Identify as a dragon.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
It must have been at their job when they asked it,
like screw this place somehow? How become a dragon? Chad GPT.
Chad GPT is your list a list of weird things
that it's gotten asked over the last year. Can you
pretend to be my dead grandma to tell me I'm
doing okay. Somebody That person was Chad GPT responded, sweetie,

(05:29):
I see you from the clouds and I'm proud. But
also clean your room. You weren't raising a bar.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Now every day talk to me like my grandma.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Another weird thing that somebody wanted chat GPT to do
is can you write a love poem from a raccoon
to a dumpster?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
What?

Speaker 10 (05:52):
Like?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
What are you doing that makes you want to type
these questions?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm not sure what is better asking these questions of
Chad GPT, or like randomly scrolling on TikTok and seeing
everybody else's stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Well, yeah, by the way, which is ninety nine point
written by chat GPT at this point.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
So here's the poem that it wrote, from a raccoon
to a dumpster, Oh silver bin of treasure, sweet or
a pizza crust and moldy meat scurry, I dig I
squeal with the light, Oh dumpster, you light up my knife.
It's pretty good, well done, No, it's very good. Well
that memory, Yeah, that's what everybody's doing anyway. Another thing

(06:33):
that somebody asked chat GBT is how can I convince
my cat that I'm the alpha. The answer the answer
was you can't. You're a peasant in their furry monarchy.
Here's another one. Is it legal to marry a sandwich?
If I love it enough? Stop it emotionally? Sure? This

(06:56):
is a chatgy response legally depends on the state, and
then it says of your mental health.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
Hello, yeah, I need I need access?

Speaker 12 (07:20):
Oh you need what what am I talking to?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access to
your apartment.

Speaker 13 (07:30):
I think you got the wrong number of Trevor is Erica.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, I need access to your apartment. It's I'm
like kind of an emergency.

Speaker 13 (07:42):
So I don't even know who you are Trevor.

Speaker 14 (07:45):
I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (07:48):
No, I don't think So what do you mean you
need access to my apartment?

Speaker 15 (07:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
My name is Trevor and I live next door to you.

Speaker 16 (08:00):
Oh, so why do you need to come to my apartment?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Because?

Speaker 11 (08:08):
Uh, I had a problem with Lord glitter Pants and
I'm pretty sure he's probably there.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
Now, what what are you talking about? You need access
to who?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Lord Lord glitter Pants? He so, okay, I guess I
should give you the full story.

Speaker 13 (08:26):
Yes you should.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (08:28):
So I live next door to you, and my name
is Trevor, okay, and we haven't met before.

Speaker 13 (08:36):
I've seen you, yeah, but I've never met you.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
Yeah, okay. And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants
and then he slipped out of my hands, and so
I think he's there.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Now, who's Lord clear pant?

Speaker 17 (08:51):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
What are you talking about? Oh?

Speaker 11 (08:54):
Lord, I'm sorry, maybe I didn't explain it because like
I'm a little bit panicked, but like so, Lord Glitterpants
is my goldfish and I was washing him in the
sink and then he slipped out of my hand. He
slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.

Speaker 17 (09:16):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Okay, you cannot.

Speaker 14 (09:24):
I haven't even said to you one word ever.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Are you home?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
You have?

Speaker 11 (09:28):
Because if you could just look in the sink and
see if you see him, because like I figure, maybe
he wanted to come back home. But then like when
I was washing him, like you know, he went down
there and then like popped up over there.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
If you could check, I'm not going to look at
my sink.

Speaker 13 (09:45):
I'm not look.

Speaker 14 (09:46):
I can't even do that any right now because I'm
not even home.

Speaker 13 (09:49):
Okay, this is so weird.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Who does that?

Speaker 17 (09:53):
Well watch the goldfish in just sink?

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Oh Weirdough?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
So, uh, you're not home, so you can't check in.
Think is it possible if I could just like go
in there and then take a look.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
No?

Speaker 14 (10:04):
No, no, you can't come to my house.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Absolutely not no. But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped
up on your side.

Speaker 17 (10:13):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not gonna appear on my sink.

Speaker 13 (10:21):
Well, I want to work like that.

Speaker 11 (10:22):
Normally I would think that, but lord Lord Glitterpants is
like a very smart goldfish and he's found his way
home three times now because this has happened before. Except
oh my god, no, I'm thinking that maybe he hopped
up on your side.

Speaker 17 (10:38):
I the thing is that I'm not even home. First
of all, No, I'm not gonna allow you.

Speaker 14 (10:46):
To come to my home.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You can't, so you're gonna have to get another fish.
I'm actually outside of your door right now. You can
hear me. I'm knocking on it.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
No I'm not home.

Speaker 14 (10:59):
I told you.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
We knock again.

Speaker 14 (11:01):
No, I'm not home.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
I'm wondering if Lord glitter Pants maybe we'll answer the door.

Speaker 14 (11:06):
Oh my god, you're.

Speaker 17 (11:07):
Like the whole stubborn person I've I've ever met in
my life. I never even said hi to you, and
now you're like, want to come into my house?

Speaker 14 (11:14):
Like, who dropped a goldfish on the sink?

Speaker 13 (11:17):
You idiot?

Speaker 17 (11:18):
Like, no, hey, hey, I'm not home.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Hey Erica, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your roommates set
you up.

Speaker 16 (11:29):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Hater, Why would she do that?

Speaker 14 (11:35):
She knows I'm so afraid.

Speaker 17 (11:37):
Of my neighbors.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, there's no uh, Trevor's not your neighbor, and there's
no cold fish maybe in your sink.

Speaker 18 (11:45):
Oh my god, I will totally believe that she would
do that.

Speaker 17 (11:49):
Too, so bad.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
You've probably seen by now that Pope Francis has passed
away at the age of eighty eight and we are
awaiting a new pope. But as that happens, we're remembering
Pope Francis and some things you may not have known
about his life, like he was a nightclub bouncer in
Argentina before he became a pope.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Like he had a Harley before he became a.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Good still own a Harley after being the pope.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I can, yeah, caning, but he didn't have it before.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
This was all his life before he became the pope.
I mean, yeah, you can be the pope probably.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm just trying to understand what happened in your life
as that nightclub bouncer or whatever that made you go,
you know what, I Am going to commit my life
to religion and I'm going to go all the way.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
You know, maybe he just really found You've.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Clearly never been a bouncer at a nightclub. Daily reasons
to make that choice. You see a lot like, yeah,
there is definitely sending this world and I'm not out.
I'm going to be a cardinal come out.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I also feel like maybe, now that I'm thinking about this,
I feel like maybe that also made him more empathetic
towards people and why he was so kind because he
did see so much stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Like don't drink, I understand how good it is. Trust
me well on that sort of Sacramento winding shots and
like lighting him up, welcome to the new papers. Right

(13:38):
that time he got the head Francis, I'm doing the
Blood of Christ l n f ao shots gets down
and make.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Him the people's Pope, the People's.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Amazon Prime seems to be taking advantage of this also
because it is so topical and they've decided to start
streaming Conclave. It's now available today and if you don't
show the movie, yeah, you're right. The Oscar winning film
Conclave is about a pope that passes and then they've

(14:17):
got to go on and find a new one and stuff.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
So really what the movie's about.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, so it's kind of I mean, the timing is
impeccable educational even Yeah, is.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
It actually educational? You are just saying that it's like
a drill.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Okay, I think that there's a lot to learn about
people in this room.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
Okay, that's a valid question, just saying everyone was looking
at me like, what do you mean reasking that question?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Nobody was upset with you, nobody, You're forgiven.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Now I am all right.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm about to tell you a story that you should
get up set about.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Do you remember Akon the rapper Akon?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
This is one of his hits. Remember smack that this
song along the floor give.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Me now that you've hear? Can you picture it? Country?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
No Country aicon plans to go country, just to TMZ
that he's actually redoing his entire catalog in country in countries.
He's not even writing new music, taking his old songs
and he is making them country. He's got a song
called locked Up Too, and I'm trying to even think
about how that would.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Be locked up. They won't let me. H yeah, I
can see it now, give me some Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Why doesn't he just write new music because he's taken
advantage of the country boom. However, he does believe he's
one of the first to have been on it because
he's been working on this project for five years, and
he also has collaborations with some legit country artists that
are going to be appearing on this album. So it's
a big crossover country music meets acon world.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Take five years to turn.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like
Tybo possibly Ben you over look back and watch me
in country.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Let's go to my place kick it like Tibo. Possibly over.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Drink whiskey and due again. Wow, so much to look
forward to you.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Everybody's going country, really, every single artist, yes.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Gonna go country. At least do it good. Like I
don't like the idea, like just using your old songs
to go country.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
I don't know, man. We talked about this and then
when we reported that Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Mean Victoria's isn't like when people redo their own songs.
She just bought like nine versions of all of Taylor
Swift's songs.

Speaker 16 (16:51):
Changed it at.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
All Taylor's version, but it's the same song.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
Free recording so that you can own them. Very different.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Second, he's doing the same songs, but just in a
different genre.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Just because everyone else is going country, he's.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Also jumping five years ago. If Teryl Swift said redoing
your songs is my thing, you'd be like, I wouldn't
say that.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
That's not the same.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Also, everybody that is going country is creating new music.
I don't think anybody has gone back and changed their
entire catalog to country, so maybe it is innovative.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Maybe this is something new acon I was gonna say
that he.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Jumped in my lambord creeping. I can see it in Shiaoh.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Wait, tambourine is trending, but this is funny. Do it
before he does?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Quick, all on the floor.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Only on the Jubile Show. Kelly is on the phone
today for to catch Cheater and she's been married to
her husband, Garrett for four years, but now she suspects
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Kelly, sorry, you have to
come on the show this way, but what's going on?
Why do you think Garret might be cheating?

Speaker 18 (18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Thanks so much, guys.

Speaker 18 (18:09):
Oh well, about a week ago, I I basically noticed
some random charges on our credit card bill. It was
from a hotel that we've stayed at like months ago,
but not not when it was charged, if that makes sense,
Like it was a different date. And I asked Garrett,

(18:29):
my husband, about the charge, and his response was like, oh,
I forgot my boss Luins for some meeting and needed
his place, So that was his explanation, and you know,
in the moment, I was like, that makes sense, But honestly,
there was something like about the way he explained it.

Speaker 10 (18:45):
It felt so.

Speaker 18 (18:47):
Rehearsed, like I barely got the question out before he
just like said his like answer, you know, kind of perfectly,
if that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Is personal credit card to except for work.

Speaker 18 (19:02):
That fell off to me, you know, I mean, I
guess I should say I'd never noticed him do that before,
so no, yeah, exactly. The second bit that like made
me feel even more like what's going on was I
overheard him talking to his boss on the phone and
he said it's been forever man, which which ping to

(19:23):
me because I was like, well, he was supposedly just here,
Like what what do.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You mean it's been forever?

Speaker 18 (19:30):
But I should mention too that like the night of
the charge, Garrett was home because I remember because we
were watching a movie, you know, so that that like,
and you know, my husband is so sweet and like,
I don't know, ever since the charge, he's been just
as sweet, you know, been decorating around the house. So

(19:54):
it's always like a nice relief and surprise when I
get home. But I Honestly, you guys, I like, I
can't shake this feeling that something is off and going on.
I don't know if he's cheating, but something doesn't add
up in this situation, do you guys?

Speaker 10 (20:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, But that's so strange that you're saying that he
was home though the night that you're concerned about. Oh,
it's almost like there was somebody in that hotel. But
why or what was he with you all night? Like
were you did you go to sleep together?

Speaker 10 (20:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (20:25):
Yeah, yeah, it was just like a normal night, just
not watched a movie, went to bed. I also had
that thought of, like, you know, how charges show up,
maybe like there's a day discrepancy. So I was like, oh,
I don't know if this is today or yesterday or
tomorrow kind of thing. But the actual day the charge happened,
he was weird watching a movie.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Hmmm. Interesting. Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Then you already told us what grocery
store he's a rewards card member at, So we'll do
the usual. We'll call and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month we choose
one lucky rewards card member who gets three flowers delivered
from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, thank

(21:05):
you guys. All right, well play a song, come back
and get your to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Next it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Calli is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of four years might
be messing around. So we're about to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card member at and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife,
Calli or to somebody else. But before we do that, CALLI,
why don't you break down your situation again real quick?

Speaker 10 (21:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I love my husband, he's so sweet.

Speaker 18 (21:41):
Found a charge on our credit card for a hotel
when we didn't stay there, and when I confronted him
about it, he said it was his boss and that
felt rehearsed. And then I heard him on the phone
saying that he hadn't seen his boss in a while.
So now I'm really confused. All right?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Are you were ready for us to call him?

Speaker 18 (22:01):
Better than I'll ever be?

Speaker 13 (22:15):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hi, this is Corbett calling for so I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Garrett.

Speaker 13 (22:21):
Yes, this is him.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Hi Garrett. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Okay, I don't remember entering any kind of contest.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
What is this you sort of did every single month
we choose one random Awards card member to say thank
you very much for being such a loyal customer with
a free gift. That's what this is. You've actually won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want.

Speaker 13 (22:48):
No way, Oh man, that's awesome, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
So first thing I would need from you would be
the first and the last name of the person you
want to send him to, and then anything you want
to put on a card, and then I'll get the
address and we'll be set. CALLI okay, and did do
you want to put anything on a card?

Speaker 18 (23:04):
To Kelly.

Speaker 13 (23:05):
Yeah, all right, just the heads up, I canceled plans tonight.
Uh huh, I love you.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, got that, And I guess I won't need the
address from you because this isn't a grocery store at all.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Hi, I'm Nina.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Hi, I'm Victoria and.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
My name is Jubell.

Speaker 13 (23:26):
How are you all right? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to. So your wife, Kelly is actually on the
phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 13 (23:42):
Hi, Cally, are you serious? You really think that I'm cheating?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Everybody can love it.

Speaker 13 (23:57):
I mean I didn't.

Speaker 10 (23:59):
I was pretty sure you were.

Speaker 18 (24:00):
It's something, Garrett, Something isn't right right, like you do.
You remember the hotel chart like thing that bothered me?
Like I was just like, what is that? And then
I overheard you talking to your boss saying like it's
been forever man, but you said he was just there.

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Okay, all right, you're right. I'm let me just say
I'm not cheating, But I'm kind of hiding something.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
What what do you? Can you just explain?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
What?

Speaker 18 (24:31):
What do you what are you lying about?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Like?

Speaker 13 (24:32):
Can you just say it?

Speaker 17 (24:33):
Please?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
What?

Speaker 15 (24:34):
Okay, Kelly, I promise you. I promise you that I'm
not cheating. What do you remember the hotel that you
say that?

Speaker 18 (24:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (24:44):
Yeah? What was the one thing that I kept raving
about the entire time?

Speaker 18 (24:49):
Oh, how much you loved the pillows. You wouldn't like
shut up about the pillows have Like there you saying,
there's a perfect best leep I've got in a long time.
It was kind of annoying and funny. But because there
were like you guys, they were just normal pillows. There's
like absolutely nothing special about them.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
No, that's a correct They were not just normal pillows.
They were life changing pillows. And you would not understand
this because you sleep like you're dead.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Like okay, but I mean, what what you like?

Speaker 18 (25:20):
You better not say you rented the hotel? Just like
for the pillows, you weren't even they're that long, and
you were home, you were like we were at home
watching a movie. I don't get it.

Speaker 13 (25:29):
Yeah, I didn't say that long. I had a mission.

Speaker 18 (25:34):
Wait, what's happening.

Speaker 13 (25:35):
The mission was to steal the pillows, and the mission
was accomplished.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
No one saw me. I brought them home.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Stash three changed the one that I had, and I
have been sleeping.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
Like a baby ever since.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Stealing pillow.

Speaker 18 (25:57):
Oh my gosh, you guys, though, I can see this
covert mission to retrieve stupid pillows, Like, oh my gosh,
I mean.

Speaker 19 (26:04):
You could have just easily found out what type of
pillows they were, and how you spend how much on
the room just to like get the pillows, And oh
my god, you're probably charged more for even stealing some garrot.

Speaker 18 (26:16):
It doesn't make sense financially, And like why, honey, why
wouldn't you just tell me that you were doing this?
Like why was it a secret?

Speaker 13 (26:22):
It was the sacrifice that I was willing to make
for God's pillows.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
So you were ready to lie and say that you
put up your boss in a hotel room just to
steal pillows.

Speaker 18 (26:34):
You know you're a moron, right, honey, Okay, Like I
just want to be clear about that, and I know.

Speaker 10 (26:39):
I'm very soundly.

Speaker 18 (26:42):
I mean, can you just like the next time, just
like doesn't involve stafter property, Like next time that would be.
That would be great, And just tell me next time
you're like wanting to do a covert operation. It's insane.
You're insane.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
Do you know how stressful that is?

Speaker 18 (26:57):
Like you anytime you're not being direct and awes me
like I'm going to create stories. But it's like, of
course i am, because I'm stressing because I can smell
when you're not being truthful, and then like that.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
Puts me in on.

Speaker 13 (27:09):
Really, you know what, we'll relieve some stress.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
Those those god shape pillows were.

Speaker 13 (27:16):
Sleeping on the extra pillow that I got you.

Speaker 18 (27:20):
All right, well it's better than an extra woman in
the picture.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Sure, Well there you go, Kelly. He's not cheating, So congratulations, Thank.

Speaker 18 (27:30):
You guys so much.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
And you know he's a great thief, so yay.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
The Jebel shows to catch a cheater, give us.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Everybody knows somebody that loves the show Emily in Paris. Yes,
I do.

Speaker 10 (27:48):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I love the idea that you could go not have
a real job and just have a whole thing happen.
It's so great.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Has a job. He has a job, and she's really
good at it on the show.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
But no, but so yes, correct, everybody knows somebody if
you are not this somebody that loves Emily and Paris,
sure check this out season five. They're all getting ready
to report to start filming. But one of the main
characters is not returning.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Dude, A lot of main characters on different shows are
just like it's like one character from each Like big
show is kind of like dropping.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
It's so crazy it makes I mean, they tell us
going to make a new show.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I know who it is.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
But did you guys want to know who it is?

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Yeah, you can tell me.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It's not really a spoiler because it's Paris.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
It's news.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
Like no.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
American drama out of here.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
They did do Emily and Italy last season anyway, creative,
but it's Tammy.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Camille is not returning.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
She was the one the love triangle between Emily, Gabrielle
and Camille.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
So now she's not coming back. So I don't know
if this is a clear path for Emily and Gabrielle.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
They're not going to clear the path for not the
person in the name of the show. I don't know man,
they gotta make it hard, you know. Yeah, So just
anybody date a mime on that show? I don't they
dated the mine was there on it? Oh yeah, oh good, Okay,
you're funny, no serious, super creative and that's what you

(29:15):
see in the streets. How many bad gps per episode
is my guess. Lots of that was unfortunate because I
went to Paris recently. I did not see one mime. Seriously, really,
I did not see a single mind.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Did you go to the right places?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I tried? Yeah, I you looked up where can I
find a mime on like the fourth day I was
there because I was disappointed because I figured moms would
be everywhere, and I went to where the mom should be.
No mind, usually go on TikTok.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Next time you go. TikTok has good info with that stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Find I should have done it myself. You want I
should have done that, and then find TikTok.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
This is interesting, Speaking of global stories, there's this new
I guess it's not new, but there's a rental service
in Japan that's been in service for thirteen years. Not new,
but it is now starting to get a little bit
of attention because it's rent an old guy. So the
person that created rent an old Guy service Old guy

(30:15):
service was to make older people feel like they had
purpose still to do with that. You can rent the
old guy for around seven dollars an hour, and it's
just mene. It's just old men, okay, and people are
using them to talk to them, get advice, spend time
with somebody, just have a little home and then they
feel good about themselves for just seven dollars an hour.
Rent an old guy. Why can't you go to the

(30:36):
bar and find an old guy there?

Speaker 13 (30:37):
No, you can.

Speaker 10 (30:38):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
And he's got home experience and everything.

Speaker 16 (30:43):
Yes he does.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
That's the difference again in America Japan. You make money
off of your services. In America.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
You can definitely find a lot of them. There's to
be fair.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
A Japanese old man's got a lot more wisdom and
just says it all better.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
You know, I'd yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
You can learn a lot of lessons from the old
guy at the barn, a lot of lessons.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
It might cost you a lot in therapy after lessons,
you know. Lastly, Victoria, this is in your wheelhouse. Who
do you believe is the most popular Disney Villain of
all time, because we do have and we have one.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
I think I know Ursula from a Little Mermaid.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
She's on the list, but she's not.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
What's here do you think it is?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I think it's it's either Scar or I was gonna say, dang,
it's Scar.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah, he's like the ultimate.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
That's well.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Also, you have the scene that from The Lion King
that went kind of viral and TikTok and people are
doing with their other cats where it's like, no, Scar,
don't let me fall.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
They're letting him fall. It's not buddy, but the TikTok
of the cat.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
It's really sad, but bunny tiktoks of cats, like two
cats doing it.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Let's just make a joke out of it. Absolute terror
and not.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
I just love that everything that you've talked about, that
you've seen in life is.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
On TikTok TikTok at. I'm surprised Mickey and Mickey's Revenge
didn't get not for that. I mean he was dastardly
in that Mickey's Revenge. Oh yeah, look it up on
TikTok It's the only like, what is it, NC seventeen
rated Dsney movie. Yeah, he's revenge more than Pooh or whatever.

(32:27):
One was Whinny and honey, blood and honey.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
That was scary.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
That looked creepy. That may be the worst.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Also, well, you can put in your votes, but for
now you can take with you that it's scar That's
what's trending.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I'm thinking, I'm really disappointed.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Was funny. That was funny. It's not Brad.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
First off, it's a healthy one. Second, I'll show you
the videos and a little.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
They're so funny.

Speaker 17 (32:55):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Can I take your order and get a tall, a
large black coffee, large black car.

Speaker 10 (33:02):
Do you mean aventy No?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I mean he means aventi.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
Venty is large, is twenty.

Speaker 10 (33:09):
Yeah, large is large. In fact, col is large and
grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
It's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages. It's a time for
America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to
take on Victoria Amias in a game of trivia for
Ludacris tickets today, and let's meet today's contestant for you
vers Victoria Hillary. What's up?

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Hillary?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Hey, how're we going great? How are you? I'm doing well.

Speaker 14 (33:39):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
I was gonna ask you that first, But how confident
are you that you're going to win today?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Hillary?

Speaker 8 (33:45):
Because I haven't want in a while, which means it's
one's day to win.

Speaker 13 (33:50):
Pretty confident.

Speaker 14 (33:51):
So I'm a nanny and I have two kids in
the car and we play pretty much every morning.

Speaker 13 (33:56):
And they actually beat you.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
All.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Hey, well amazing.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
I need to say that Bard every time to yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Hillary, game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
have to beat Victor, right, Victoria has to beat you
outright to win. Okay, all right, she's outside, the door
is closed, and Hillary, your time starts.

Speaker 13 (34:23):
Now.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
What is the boiling point of water in Celsius?

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Oh God, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Which go ahead?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Which famous singer is known as the Boss? I don't know, Drake,
what bird is known for being a symbol of peace?
What do you call a word that is the same
forward and backward.

Speaker 13 (34:51):
Oh the way hard?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
All right, well, bring Victoria back into su radio. And
while she's coming back in, Hillary, if you could swap
lives with an inanimate object for a day, what would
it be? And why?

Speaker 13 (35:08):
Oh a coffee cup?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Why?

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (35:13):
I mean can I drink coffee? So hopefully you know
I would guess that.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
Or something I don't know.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Just keep.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, Victoria's back in studio with their headphones on. Here
we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and oh
I'm sorry, yes, yeah, to be Hillary out right?

Speaker 13 (35:36):
To win?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, got distracted, Hillary, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
All right, ready set What is the boiling point of water?
In celsius?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Really?

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Um?

Speaker 10 (35:48):
Um?

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Uh so in celsius negative?

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Three?

Speaker 13 (35:52):
Two?

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Wait, that's wrong zero?

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (35:55):
I hate this game.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Which famous singer is known as the Boss?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
What?

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Um?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Cause what heard is known for being a symbol of
peace love. What do you call a word that is
the same forward and backward?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Four?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
What what We'll see? If that's right, it could be.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys, did let's scoreboard producer, you know what happened? Wow,
Victoria got one correct and so did Hillary.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Oh that means Hillary, you win.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
T goes to you. So congratulations with Victoria. You got
lunarchic tickets.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
I know the answer to that, though.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
I was.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Very excited. Yeah, let's get the answers and see if
that four was in fact correct.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
The boiling point of water in Celsius is one hundred degrees.
The famous singer known as the Boss is Bruce Springsteen.
What the bird known for being a symbol of peace
is the dove.

Speaker 18 (37:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
A word that is the same forward and backward is
called a palindrome.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Wait did you know it?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
So?

Speaker 8 (37:14):
I thought you were saying, what is it?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
What the what's the word that is spelled the same
Like it sounds the same thing if you read it
forwards or if you read it backwards. But the forwards
I got caught on the four like four words that
just the the letter stuck out.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
That's the part of the word.

Speaker 13 (37:32):
You're literal.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Like the direction of ford.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
Yes, forewords that really hit my brain.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Heart, stop trying to understand.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Hillary, Thank you for playing, and congratulations, we play, we
play you were Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play with so, all I have
to do is dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
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Speaker 2 (38:09):
Law dot com. Jackson is on the phone today for
a first Day follow up and he's getting ghosted from
a date he went on with a woman named Amanda.
So in a few minutes we'll call her see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Jackson, how long has it
been since you heard from Amanda? It's like long enough
to know you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 18 (38:28):
Days?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Or is this like that you hadded the date last night.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
No, like it's you know it's gonna three days, maybe
three and a half.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?

Speaker 10 (38:39):
Well, I mean we.

Speaker 20 (38:40):
Went on on this great date, right, We went to
the same place that we both wanted to go and
wanted to try, and I mean it was really nice
and you know, we had three courses wine user and
it's felt really awesome.

Speaker 18 (38:54):
You know, it was really.

Speaker 21 (38:55):
Romantic, easy Amanda is beautiful and she you know, all
her food. It was so cute, you know, and I
mean it just this would be to start of something great.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
But I just haven't, you know. I mean, I've written her,
you know, I walked through her car.

Speaker 21 (39:11):
I wrote her afterwards and said, you know, you know,
I to hear from her, and I thought she would
write me back.

Speaker 10 (39:16):
And she never wrote me back. And I kind of
want to know, what a problem?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
So you said, what to her, I'm sorry, I hope
to hear from you.

Speaker 21 (39:24):
No, I said, you know, it was a great day
and I hope you know, you know, I hope to
hear from you. When we left the date, and then
when I texted her, I said.

Speaker 10 (39:31):
It was a great night last night, and she.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Didn't respond, well, why why do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 10 (39:37):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes lady.

Speaker 20 (39:40):
I mean, I had to take my dog out, and
I was apologetic about, you know, like I kind of
mismanaged my time, and she keeved me about it a
little bit, and I thought it was a joke.

Speaker 15 (39:49):
But I don't know.

Speaker 21 (39:50):
Maybe, you know, first impressions are tough, you know, I
don't know, maybe she seemed like she understood and got
over it, but maybe she didn't.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder?
Like at that point?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Was she cool with you?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
You know, somebody say you're kind of mad or annoyed,
I should say, but that's valid and it's the first time.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
So then was she like, so anyways, tell me what
sign you are? Or was she more like can we
just order?

Speaker 20 (40:16):
She made she made a couple of jabs and uh,
but she didn't you know, Oh she got over quick.

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Okay, I sound like she got over quick.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
I feel like that's fair. Yeah, how the rest of
the day go?

Speaker 20 (40:29):
First, weally, you know, we had we had we had
three courses, you know, one Missouri, and and we we
discussed you know, at the food and we discussed like,
you know, travel and we liked to.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
Be both like to travel.

Speaker 20 (40:39):
We both like this, you know, like like wanted to
go to Italy and you know, I mean it was
like it was pretty good, Like we had a really
good conversation.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
It was a long night. I mean I thought it
was really good.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
Absolutely, I didn't. I walked into a car at the end.
So I feel like, you know, it wasn't like she
wasn't put up, It wasn't awkward.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
What do you say, like, because if he did it
the way Jubil said, then that would absolutely be why
he's getting ghosted him.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
True, So no kiss? Did you guys hug at least?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Or yeah, we got like a half hug.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
That's not a good sign.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
I'm not gonna lie. Every time I've half hugged a
guy it kind of resulted.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
I mean, they were talking to him again in a rush,
or you're like on your way somewhere.

Speaker 13 (41:32):
I feel like it was a good ending even though
it was a half hug.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
It sounds good.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Okay, but now she hasn't talked to you in a
few days, and you want to know why you're getting ghosted.
So play a song, come back, and then we'll call
her see if she tells why she's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date.

Speaker 13 (41:46):
Okay, excellent, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Play a song, come.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Back, get your firstday follow up, next first date follow
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Speaker 2 (42:00):
Joining us for today's first Date follow up. Jackson is
on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Amanda. So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Jackson, why don't you remind us about your situation?

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Well?

Speaker 21 (42:14):
I met Amanda and we went out on a great day,
and you know, after thinking about it and talk to
you guys, I feel like we had a really good
time and I really don't know why she's not getting
back to me.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
After a few days.

Speaker 20 (42:23):
I wrote her and Houston texting back at all, and
I feel, you know, like she should up.

Speaker 10 (42:29):
It was definitely a good time.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
What was the last thing you said to her own text?

Speaker 21 (42:33):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night and I thought, you know, she
would have gotten.

Speaker 13 (42:38):
Back to me.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Okay, Well you're ready for us to call her and
see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you?

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Absolutely, here we go.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
He well, I'm aspeak to him. Please. This is she
who's calling Hi, Amanda. My name is Jewbel and this
is a radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Yes, the show is here. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Joria Hi.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Hi, Hey Hi.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh you know the show?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Yea so great.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I'm actually calling today because you went out on a
date with somebody and now you're ghosting them.

Speaker 17 (43:25):
Okay, I might need more info.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well, you know, we do the first eight follow up
on the show where if you go out on a
date with somebody you ghosts them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why we
got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I love that we're laughing at was that a good
date for you?

Speaker 17 (43:49):
He doesn't know why.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
I guess no, he does not that crazy that he
has no idea why.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, so it should be obvious.

Speaker 14 (44:02):
Uh yeah, I would say like, okay, this is this
is nuts.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (44:09):
Yeah, so well, let me let me preface. The restaurant
was fantastic and the food is fantastic, and that was good.
The company was not good.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.

Speaker 14 (44:24):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server.

Speaker 15 (44:29):
So I have no idea why he would be confused.

Speaker 17 (44:33):
He was hitting on the server obviously, Oh like huge,
like like I checked out five minutes in, and I
was like, I'm good.

Speaker 13 (44:42):
The food's good, and I just focused on my food
and getting you know, a.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Good meal out of it, and that was it.

Speaker 14 (44:47):
But I checked out five minutes in because instantly he
was like, Oh.

Speaker 16 (44:50):
You're so gorgeous, and like he's like, oh, your hair's
so pretty and like, oh my gosh, I love the
color of your nails and like like yeah, like.

Speaker 17 (45:01):
No joke, Like he was making jokes about like seating
her what came and he was like do you want
to buye to this? And like I can set you
Oh yeah, Like he commented on her legs at one point,
like it was it was sick.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag,
but yeah, uh yeah.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
Tell me about it.

Speaker 17 (45:22):
Like the fact that he doesn't know what's going on,
it just blows my mind.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
That's just kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I mean that's blatant.

Speaker 17 (45:30):
Yeah, Like I mean in front of me, he was
just like he was like instantly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
And then he just like every time she came to.

Speaker 14 (45:40):
The table, there was something else, like he talked about
you was.

Speaker 13 (45:43):
Just like, oh, this is irt like it's almost as
sweet as you are and blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Yeah, that's like you're on a date with someone else.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Did he say that stuff to you too? Was it
just like how he communicates with women or was it
her specifically?

Speaker 17 (45:57):
No, Like there wasn't even like a you look not
like there was.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
A waitress I was.

Speaker 13 (46:04):
I was flabberg acid, like.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us. Also, I don't
know if you forgot, but Jackson is on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you or maybe find
out the waitress isn't the same time.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
I don't know, but oh, man, like what is that about?

Speaker 13 (46:20):
Like there's no way it wasn't that like you.

Speaker 21 (46:23):
Made to sound like I was really elaborate, like I've
always you know, just talked to you know, you know,
to your service, you.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
Know awesome and give them great compliments because they can get.

Speaker 21 (46:32):
Bigger serving and better poores and I mean, you know,
treat me all around. It's like a win win, And
that's what I was doing. And I just I think
that was like, you know, like into the into the
waitress so much like that's teaching.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
You you're please and thank you sir, not like give
me your legs.

Speaker 10 (46:51):
Well she hadn't.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
What so you were hitting on her.

Speaker 10 (46:59):
If she hadn't had legs, then you wouldn't.

Speaker 17 (47:01):
Have compliment of them, because I feel like you should
compliment her legs no matter what her legs look like.

Speaker 14 (47:06):
If that's just strategy you're going for.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Oh she had nice legs, but I wasn't. I mean,
it was it was just something to hit like, you know,
to say terror. It wasn't like I was hitting on her.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
If no matter what, if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes across.

Speaker 17 (47:20):
As hitting on yeah, for real, Like I mean, because
you're complimenting like her looks all the time. You could
have like, if you were doing that, you could have
said like, oh, you're so nice and thank you and
you're so helpful and like, you know, you could have
said like I like your nails, not like oh, your.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
Nails are so beautiful and I love that collar, like
you know what I mean. Like you could have just
been like, oh, where'd you get them done?

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Or something?

Speaker 14 (47:40):
But no, like you're hitting on her because you're talking
about her looks to her every time she came to
the table, Like, that's not like, that's not getting extra
stuff out of it.

Speaker 17 (47:52):
That's not what you're talking about.

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Wow, I didn't really realize you were the jealous type.

Speaker 14 (47:57):
Like I'm not that, Like I'm just not into rude people.

Speaker 17 (48:05):
And let me remind you that you're the one that
like wanted me so bad that you're willing to go
on the radio and do this.

Speaker 13 (48:13):
Okay, it's all good because I was really so good
to that girl.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
I got her number, and you.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Know, I'm so if you got the number, have you
tried the number?

Speaker 10 (48:22):
Because I got a fake Amanda, You're impossible.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Well, I would love to ask, Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 14 (48:33):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever do that.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Yeah, absolutly Okay, your loss, Amanda.

Speaker 14 (48:43):
Oh no, I guess I'm just gonna have to take
the l on that one's first date.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Fall up the Yes. That's from the movie e T
which is a documentary first about a young boy making
contact with aliens. It's a jubil show. And have you
been abducted by aliens? Hit us up eight eight eight

(49:14):
three four three six one text in four one O
six one, And I asked the question because a guy's
going viral today who said that he's been abducted by aliens.
And he says, there are five signs that you can
tell if you've been abducted by aliens.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Okay, So if you're abducted and got your memory erased,
this is how you know, right.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Okay, yeah, because not everybody remembers it.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
We have to understand. I knew a guy who was
abducted once and he remembered everything. Nobody believed him, right.
His name was Billy Pilgrim. Who Billy Pilgrim.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
We'll get to it later. Also, a group of astronomers
think they found a planet one hundred and twenty four
light years away with life on it. Alien news from today.
This guy in the UK is named Philip Kinsella and
he claims that he was abducted by reptilian aliens in
nineteen eighty nine. He says, they look like small dinosaurs

(50:06):
and they beamed them up, stripped him naked, oh and
luckily probed him. I added the luckily right, But that's
what he says. And he's doing interviews right now, and
one of his interviews is going viral where he says
that there are five clear cut signs that you can

(50:26):
tell if you've been abducted by aliens. Ready, so, the
first sign he says is bumps under your skin.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Under your skin, Yes, underneath, bumps under your so you'd
be able to feel them, right, Like if they were
under your skin, you can feel the bumps?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, I think so, a big bump. Aliens often leave
implants under your skin. They'll show up on X rays
and could be as small as a grain of rice.
I have one of my forearms. I've been there for
a while. Yeah, I've got a few.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
So you got a juicy booty.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I was just thinking you tried to plant one there.
There's no way you can find it, Nina, What if.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
That's what knots are when you're getting a massage?

Speaker 8 (51:04):
Wait, but you still have them though you can't get them, Like,
don't you normally get knots unwinded or untied or whatever?
You get them pushed out?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah, not all of them. They always returned. Okay, Yeah
they do. Good point producer bread. Another thing that this
guy says is a sign you can tell if you've
been abducted by aliens nose bleeds. If you get a
lot of random nose bleeds for two years, why too, Well,
for it's two years after you've been abducted. So if

(51:35):
you had a span of a couple of years in
your life where you were getting nose bleeds and then
they went away, probably were probed by aliens. I used
to get them. I used to get them all the time.
I swear to God, I used to get all the time. Yeah,
I've never gotten those bleeds before, but over the last
like six months, I've gotten some nose bleeds randomly.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Do you have bumps under your skin too?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (51:56):
I do.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Actually, I could see Brad getting like if I don't.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Remember getting aducted by and I'm going to be severely disappointed. Right, Yes,
they finally abducted me because I've been wanting to get
abducted forever and then they finally do, and I can't
remember it because.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
They knew you would come back and tell everyone everything.

Speaker 10 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
There. Astronomers think they found a planet one hundred and
twenty four light years away with life on it. And
there's a video of a guy doing interviews right now
going viral who's named Philip Cansell, and he claims he
was abducted by reptilian aliens in nineteen eighty nine, and
he said that there's five ways you can tell if

(52:35):
you've also been abducted by aliens text in four one
oh sixty one. By the way, if you have any
of these or if you've been abducted strange flashbacks, he says,
you might start remembering bits and pieces of memories that
your brain blocked out, Like maybe you're in a dream.
Maybe you're dreaming and you dream about being abducted by aliens.
Was it a dream, yes? Or was it a flashback?

Speaker 6 (52:58):
I don't no, man, Melotonin makes my brain do weird things.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Another sign that you might have been abducted by aliens
missing time, like if you went thought you went for
a twenty minute walk walk, and then you found out
that you've been gone for hours. So if you have ADHD, yeah,
I was gonna say this happens to me every day
every day. You really were up maybe checking it all off,

(53:30):
like oh yeah, They're like, wait a second, you I
have ADHD? Or am I just getting abducted by aliens
all the time? Like seven times yesterday?

Speaker 10 (53:37):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
That's so true. You walked in this morning He's like,
I don't know why I'm losing time today. I was, yeah,
I forgot to take my medication this morning, and like
I was early actually getting ready, and I was later
than normal getting here because I kept getting distracted around
the house. I had to go back into that. I
was like four times to grab things that I forgot.

(54:00):
I'm like, wait, I need this. Wait, and I'm like
I was driving to work and I'm like, why why
am I so distracted? I was like, oh, I forgot
to take I.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
Think I know what happened.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
The aliens abducted you, right, but they forgot They didn't
realize you have a d D, so you forgot your meds,
and so they brought you up to their spaceship and
they were like, man, this guy can't We can't get
a control on anything to keep him on.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Track at all. Showed up at word and the fifth
sign that you might have been abducted by aliens. Psychic powers.
Philip claims that the reptiles took him up there and
somehow opened his mind and left him with supernatural abilities. Oddly,
he now makes a living as a psychic.

Speaker 13 (54:40):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
You had visions, so that does really fit the thing too.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I have psychic powers. I could put words in people's
heads brad f word, what oh.

Speaker 19 (54:56):
You did it?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I saw it happen, jewbles, dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hi,
you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 18 (55:08):
I do so uh.

Speaker 12 (55:13):
I recently started dating this guy and I stayed over
at his house for the first time and that was
really fine. But then when he went to go get coffee,
I was like, I'm going to clean up a little
bit and make it look nice and everything, and I
found his pretty decently sized stash of sex boys really

(55:34):
and then I was like a little spicy. And then
I also know people that he's dated in the past,
and some of these things are not like just for him,
so I know who. And now I'm like, do I
act surprised when he.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Pulled it out?

Speaker 10 (55:51):
You know?

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Interesting, I'm like, oh my gosh, yeah, how do you
feel about that?

Speaker 12 (55:57):
I mean, I'm not against it, but I'm also like,
based on the rest of his house, I don't know
how much he cleans stuff that far that part, that part,
you know, so I mean, and then I just I
don't want to act like I was snooping. I was
not snooping, And I'm sure it'll come up at some point, you.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Know, if you don't think he cleans very much. And
he tried to pull one out on you and be like, hey,
let's get some freaky time in.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
What would you do? What would your reaction be?

Speaker 12 (56:25):
Well, had I not found them and cleaned them?

Speaker 10 (56:34):
Why?

Speaker 12 (56:36):
Because I know that it feels inevitable, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Wait, found his stash, clean them, put them back in
the stash. Because it feels inevitable.

Speaker 8 (56:48):
She's doing her future self a favor.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
I don't know if you can clean that stuff well
enough for me to be willing to.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
You can, Yeah, absolutely make actual cleaners. I buy all
mine at Goodwill.

Speaker 12 (57:03):
I like, emotionally, emotionally, I didn't clean them.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
I might need to like bring some open box be
b yot, bring your own.

Speaker 12 (57:15):
Or maybe just right, I can also just gift him
some new stuff right with the new But then you.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Don't want to do that girlfriend, you know, like who's
just like comes in and just like moves out all
their old stuff. You know, like I don't like your couch,
I don't like these. I got you new ones. I
got those of the Yeah, I don't know, like.

Speaker 12 (57:35):
He might be okay with that well, or I'm not
gonna throw it out, but I'm gonna say, but would
you rather try something new?

Speaker 20 (57:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your little secret. Prob
I hope you wore gloves. What's your dirty little secret.
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