April 23, 2025 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Over your heart is true, you are hell and in
everyone a little.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me and the Codash
would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters,
and the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically
pokes her head through the window to ask if her
pet Emu Todd can sniff our dreams because apparently that's
how he gets his creative juices flowing for a slam poetry.
Our social media producer.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Gabby Todd's a lot like the Sandman. And then of
course there's Brad He's a dad, hey chief. And then
there's me.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time a week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Nina was up with you.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
This week, So my hot friend came through with the
best hookup she has yet to pull. I'm so excited
because I'm going on my first PJ and it's very exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Your first PJ party.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Oh, I see peanut, butter and jelly. Private jet. So
my hot friend is friends with this guy who just
sold a video game.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Can you call her your hot because she is?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
She's my hot friend, And I don't think it's just
because of her looks like she's just the person everybody
gravitates towards. And so she's friends with this guy who
sold a video game and he wanted to celebrate the
video game sale by going to Vegas and packing it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
With a bunch of her friend certainly because of the
gravity she creates.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And he's rented a private jet.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
He rented a private jet. So I was going to
be there anyway for my friend's bachelorette party. My best
friend's getting married, so I was like, yes, I'll catch
a ride on the PJ Hot Friend, Thank you, my
first PJ.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Can't wait to tell you guys how it goes.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Going on private jet is school because you go into
like a different little airport, you don't have to go
through security, and.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Then our private Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I've been on a few really before business meetings, oh
it or not. I'm not the least person you would
ever think will be in a business meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Of private jet. But it's happened to me.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Twice and it wasn't It wasn't all cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
One of the private jet trips was a meeting because
they were angry about some stuff I did on social
media and had to put to the corporate offices, and
the owner of the company sent their private jet to
get me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's what That's what happened. They were I was like, Hey,
at least don't want to private John private jet.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That meaning that meeting costs a lot of money that trip,
I'm sure that chief, but she wanted me out there.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I mean that's hours in the air.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, oh wow, that sounds like you enjoyed yourself flew
back commercial.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
What's going on with you this?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, guys, I'm kind of at a stay and so
life at the moment.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I have two of my best friends who are about
to get engaged pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's so exciting, but then.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I'm like, I'm usually the only single one at all,
like our friend group parties, et cetera, which not only mind,
but now they're all getting married and they all store
talking about having kids, which drunk me wrong. I'm not
about to go find the man to get married to
and have kids. Ye, that's scary, but just like a
weird feeling. I don't know, I get that. Look at me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's interesting. I'm the single one. All my friends are
married with kJ oh that doesn't. Don't worry about a Victoria.
It's the circle of life. They'll all be single at
some point again. Yeah what wait, hopefully not.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
By that time. Maybe you can catch up with them,
you know, like they'll be getting on their third engagement
and they'll need to stay on your face. So you
guys do what join your weddings? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh? Look it's our social media producer Gabby stopped by
Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I had a near death experience this week. Why I
love you say that so casually? Yeah? Well, I got
in Victoria's car.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, goodness, I'm so sorry you've ever.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
In the car, Victoria. It is a while. It was scary.
Is bad A thousand times worse than flying in a
private you count on me. Time she goes oops, I
asked her. I said, Victoria, what's that noise? And she
goes which one? And then turns up. Now listen, you
(04:29):
can't hear it. Nothing's wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Someone said that sounds the break's failing, but I don't
hear it over Taylor Swift, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm glad you made it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Damn it out would say, be here? Still up with you?
This week? I'm starting to get frustrated with the service
industry in general. Why we invite these people into our lives?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We got to Barista, the nanny, All these people we
invite them into our lives. Right. I was talking to
my financial advisor yesterday. He's incredibly boring. It's the worst
financial advisor I've ever had. Why do you have him?
I don't know, but he's boring. He's always losing in.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Bone to pick up my acupuncturist. Nothing but a backstabber, Wow,
going on with you and keeps getting well.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
A couple of things. I'm very excited about the new
song that I'm dropping on May fifth. It'll be on
May fifth. Yeah, say go to my own It's called
go Down Moses. If you didn't know I do music
to you can go like to pre save link on
wherever you get music, or just go to my social
media is wherever. But also other than that, I went
to the desert like I do sometimes by myself to
(05:35):
like meditate and fast and sit out there, and uh,
I realize how legit disappointed I get that I'm not
abducted by aliens when I do that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I know I joked about it.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I joke about it, but I was driving back to
the airport and I was really bummed out, and I
was like laughing at with something like dude, you are
like actually bummed that. You should have talked my atheens,
Like okay, yeah, it was not a joke anymore. I
le get so dis pointed when I don't get I
don't know what's wrong, like I've asked them. I get
out there by myself, meditate, like hey, guys, whenever you
(06:07):
want to come pick me up? No, no, nothing, okay,
he said, they go grab somebody off of lonely Arkansas Highway.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm waiting right there. You know, I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
They say, is you're not supposed to look for it,
so when you least expect.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It, that'll come.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
They're probably just like, no, he is way too eager.
I just want him a wild card.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They're always going to do it here. But may fifth
my new song comes up, so make sure you check
that out. It's another jubile phone Frameday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Hello, Hi, this is Tarbor. I'm the art instructor here
at middle school. I was looking for Sarah's mom.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
That's me.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Everything okay?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, how do I say this?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Everything is not okay, and that's why I needed to
call you today discuss some things with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What's happening, Well.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Terry, let's just be honest about it. Your daughter is
in my art class.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yes, she loves the class.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yes, I guess she does. However, she does not love art,
does she?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, she really does love art.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
She loves art a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Actually, I think you're the favorite class.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Is everything?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, I often wonder if somebody who loves art would create.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh, how do I say this? Feces on the canvas
like she does?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
What do you mean fecis on?
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Are you saying?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm saying that the art she creates is you've seen it? Correct,
And I'm so sorry. I'm I'm so sorry if you have.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
No, I don't apologize. She's really it's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You can go ahead and drop the you know, motherly
acceptance thing with me.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
What what motherly accepted. I think her art is incredible.
I think you're doing a wonderful right.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Parents.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Often parents often tend to do that to see things
with rose colored glasses when it comes to their little children. However,
I don't think children learn that way anyway. But the
art is.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Atrocious because I think we know.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Okay, are you calling about something as a problem, because
it's far like your opinion about my daughter's art is
in urgent?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Is everything?
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No it is not. Okay, I'm gone ahead and recommended
that she'd be expelled.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
From school for what?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
For being good at art?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Okay, So I'm gonna have to disagree with you on
that again. No, it's for her attitude.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Actually, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you disagree.
It's art class. It's not like she needs to be
an actual famous artist.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
She isn't wonderful according to you, but she is.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
She's causing a distraction in class, and because of what. Well,
I don't want to get into all the specifics, but
she's become quite a distract.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I must get into all this. No, you have to.
I mean, you know, why are you calling if we're
not trying to get into the specifics. What is the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The problem is the other day we were working on
a painting as a class and it was a beautiful lily.
We were playing painting. Yeah, and I had painted my lily,
which is fabulous and it's still hanging on the wall
by the way, But anyway, I painted my lily and
instructed the class to also tried to emulate what I
(09:55):
had done.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, and your daughter Sarah also painted a lily.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Yeah, that's what you told me to do.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yes, yeah, except the entire class was obsessed with her
lily and talking about how great it was and wouldn't
stop aweing over it and owing over it.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
And I now, are you you're calling it because you're
jealous of my daughter?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
That I.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Okay, I found drugs in her bag. No, you did not,
so you can go yourself. I'm going to call the principal.
You are absolutely a horrible teacher. You should be ashamed
of yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm also going to call the principal this afternoon when
I find drugs in her bag.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Oh, are you saying that you're going to plant drugs
in my middle school daughter's backpack?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I meet her out of my class.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You are actually in safe truly tell the principle that
I'm going to be calling this afternoon. They're going to
be receiving a very very very unpleasant phone call. And
I swear to God, if you do anything illegal, which
is what that is, I'm going to call him my cousin.
He was a cop.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
You better watch.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you I'll let you
know that this is a prank phone call. Then this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It's a joke.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
That is not a funny show.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He said that he said, your daughter's really good at
art and has entered some contests and things like that,
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Oh my god, Oh my god. If you thinks he's
ever getting read Againny, that is.
Speaker 13 (11:37):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
We say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's What's Trending
producer Brad has Your Trending.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
A new streaming addiction is coming to Hulu I will
tell you about that in a second, But first, a
smiley face is going to appear in the sky on Friday. What. Yeah,
Space is gonna smile at us nice at five am
Eastern time. You will just smiled, by the way.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
That makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's gonna smile right at you. Five thirty am
Eastern time Friday morning, the crescent moon will temporarily align
with Saturn and Venus in a triple conjunction type thing,
forming a big smiley face. That's cool, so look out
for that.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
Is that again?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's gonna be Friday morning, five thirty am Eastern time, Okay,
And I think that's gonna be great because that's all
you'll see on social all day Friday. Yeah, so this
isn'tven what's training. It's about to be ahead of the car. Yeah.
What was the other one I was going to talk about? Oh,
you always know the economy is bad when saving money
(12:43):
is a trend?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That true.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Here's the new trend in saving money. If it's not
an immediate need. When you're grocery shopping online, put it
in your cart and wait forty eight hours to hit
the buy button. Don't save your cards in there, don't like,
don't put any thing in the system. Like let's say
you're ordering from a door dasher, whatever your grocery store
that you like is whatever, put it in the cart,
don't buy it for forty eight hours.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
But I would never buy it then with the way
my memory, I'm like a goldfish.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I forget five minutes after, so I would never buy it.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's kind of the point saving money, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The point they want. They want you to be like, oh,
you know what, I didn't need that. Yeah, I don't
need that BAGGAGEIP.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But it's not actually gonna save you because then, knowing
Juble's brand, at least he's gonna end up going back
to it like three weeks later and adding it to
his cart, and then he's not even a notice he's
gonna have two in his cart.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, the amount of times that's happened to me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
The other day I got door Dash and I still
had stuff in my cart from the place I was going,
and I didn't notice it showed up, and I'm like,
I didn't need four smoothies.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But I have four smoothie the same smoothie. Now, I
also say to make three meals at a time. Oh
so whenever you're cooking, just make three meals and put
him in the freezer or whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
It's like the depression. Yeah, can and save them. Yeah,
start canning your own goods.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Get in line early for your brand, all right. The
Kardashian's developing a new reality show. It's called Calabasas Behind
the Gates.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
It's actually Chloe Kardashian's new show. Really, he has like
she's I guess the front fronting it kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Chloe Kardashian and Scott Dissick unveiled the show at some
real house nonsense, and the series will take viewers behind
the gated community of Calabasas and answer the question who
are all of these people in the extended lives of
the Kardashians.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's so weird. I grew up in La right, So
all of Calabasas is not a gated community.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Literally, they live in.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
A gated community in calabases Were people taking Calabasis now
that's what they just think. It's one big Kardashian is
Big Kardashian Land.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, it's a regular neighboring town literally split in half
by a highway.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, and it used to not even be that nine.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, it used to be like a whatever place, but
the Kardashians and celebrities started moving there. So now from anything,
since it's huge gated community, I feel like.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
People who were in the community weren't getting their buck
for like the having the Kardashians like always there in
the trouble guys, why don't you least share the love
hate it?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I bet if you lived in Calabasas before they started
moving there, you probably hate it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And but there's literally a billboard in Calabasas you're coming
down Interstate five that says home of the Kardashians. Wait
is it actually they're not?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I mean, who watches the Kardashians nowadays?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, season seven is already in the works on the
Hulu version, so they just wrapped up season six. They
took that opportunity to say, and now find out. This's
my favorite line, who are all these people in the
extended lives of the Kardashians. This is not a spinoff.
This is a spinoff of a spinoff. This is somebody's
cousin's aunt who lives down the street. This is crazy.
(15:56):
Oh my god, come on, that's and that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
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Speaker 1 (16:07):
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Speaker 3 (16:08):
Josh is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Terren. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Josh, how long has evinces you
heard from Arran?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Man?
Speaker 14 (16:19):
It takes me like six days?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Hello, when they are at the exact number, I know
you're feeling that Verson if you're saying it was six days.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Did you try to reach out to her in that time?
Speaker 14 (16:29):
I did. I tried sending text messages. I've only called
there one time, you know, because I don't want to
see like creep.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
Sure, right, but nothing, no response, no like on the
text messages. You know, we have iPhones, so she used
to have the red you know, settings on, but I
don't know if she just took them off.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
I don't I don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Well, what happened? I woul tell us about the day first?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
All right, So as long as we were sure, you know,
we're on the same softball team and you know, after
practice last week, I offered to give her a ride home.
And just so you know, guys, there's always been some
sort of flirty tension. Like she literally winked at me
during like batting practice, so I see her looking at me.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
We always do block eyes.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
We kind of laughed to each other and you know,
always talking. Everything is going good, and so I told
her we can hang out my place, have a beer,
maybe chill a bit, and she said yes very quickly.
So I took that as like a green light to
you know, let's hang out at my place.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:24):
But here's the thing, So my apartment isn't great right now.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
And I pretty much told her that. I gave her
a full disclaimer. I literally told her, I said, hey,
it's gonna look like one of those post apocalyptic episodes
of Orders.
Speaker 14 (17:37):
I was like, what you guys said, shows.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
No, okay, Yeah, so she said, she said she didn't
care and quote unquote, I'm not precious, she said, And
and so you know, I just I don't know. It
just was weird, Like, you know, she came over, we
were hanging out and all that good stuff, and I
just don't get it, you know, I just we were
having a the time, and then she leaves and now
(18:02):
I had getting no response from her, and we were laughing.
It was like one of those random dates.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
At my place.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
You know. It wasn't planned, it wasn't like spontaneous. We
just went over. I had a movie plane, you know,
I had chips and stuff, so everything seemed to be
going really good.
Speaker 14 (18:18):
I just like, I don't know, I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You don't know, you don't know at all, washing ghost you.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
I mean, I hope it's not like you know, my house,
by the way, it was a huge mess. I mean
that that would suck.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But yeah, I mean it's just yeah, it just sucks.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Because I really like her, and I haven't told her
that I like her yet. I just I know that
she likes me as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So how do you know?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
I mean, she came over my place.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
You know, usually we always go, you know, with the team,
you know, to get some sports bar or something like that.
Speaker 14 (18:51):
I usually we see each.
Speaker 10 (18:52):
Other like in a group setting. But when I kind
of just casually asked her, a want to go over
my place and she said yes right away, I kind
of thought at that moment, Okay, I.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Think this is going to maybe the next level wherever
this may be.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
How messy was your place?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Though?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
You say that she warned her, and you said post apocalyptic,
but like, are we talking about like mold on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Things, whoa like like kitty litter on the floor.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Well, you guys, I warned her, like, I mean, that's
when you don't invite somebody to your house. I mean,
I don't know, I just it wasn't like I told her, hey, come.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
See my pristine love. You know I didn't.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I didn't make it seem like it was all something else.
But yeah, total frad house. You know, I'm gonna be
honest with you. And she even, by the way, when
she came in, she kind of like looked around and.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
I said, I'm so sorry. You know, I know it's
a mess.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
And she said, no, don't worry. I appreciate your honesty.
And she even joked about it. And she even told
me how messy her car was.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
Okay, so now did I think about it.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
I did have a box of pizza out from last week.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I feel like this whole conversation started with the big
red flag.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And you keep making it sound so sweet by saying
but I told her though, like yeah, anyway with so much.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
I mean, look, if it's the if it's my hideous apartment,
you know, everything pretty much like you know, messy everywhere,
the pizza boxes and the you know I had like
datory bottles. Josh, then that's gonna be horrible. You know,
that's gonna be like the worst of the worst.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Why would you ghost?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You and maybe get you another date. Okay, all right,
we'll get.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Your first day follow up.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Next first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Josh is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Terrence. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting and maybe get him a second date. Before we
do that, though, Josh, why don't you catch us up
on your situation again real quick?
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Yeah, I think we're going great.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
You went back to my place after practice, you know,
we had some some lunch there, watching TV.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
And she just ghosted me. She left, and I think that,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
I think it's the pizza boxes, guys, I mean, I
don't know, maybe the cator at Bottles.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
I don't know. It was messy. I told her that
my place was a little messy. She said she liked
my honesty. So that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, we'll see if that is it. Are you ready
for us to call her?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Are you guys gonna tell him on the phone or not?
Or just do I think? Quiet?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, you can stay quiet at first. Eventually we'll tell her.
Speaker 15 (21:33):
All right, all right, all right, Hello, hip Aryan.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Please, this is she Teraren.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hi, Taren, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name
is Jubel. How are you wait?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's a radio show called The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 16 (22:12):
Like, I'm confused, I haven't like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, we're calling you because we actually got an email
about you. Okay, it's from somebody who listens to the show.
And we do a segment on our show that's called
the First Date follow Up. That's where if you go
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them. That person can email us to ask you
why you're ghosting them, And we got to email about
you from somebody that you're calling.
Speaker 17 (22:40):
I'm sorry, Oh no, like this this isn't real, right,
Like this is a joke. Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No, it's not a joke. Who are you ghosting?
Speaker 17 (22:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Is it Josh?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yes, it is Josh. Josh emailed us. He told us
a little bit about your date, and he's confused. He
said he really liked to and he thought you were into.
He wasn't a where he ghosting him?
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Honestly, I mean, if he really wants to know, I'm
ghosting him because he's a man slainer, like an aggressive manslainer.
Like on the date, like things would be like going fine,
and he would literally pause what we're doing to explain
something to me, and like not things that are like
I don't know what they are. Oh that might be interesting,
(23:27):
but like basic things like at one point we're making
out and he literally paused to say, you know, physical
chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain.
Speaker 17 (23:39):
And I'm like, why why are you interrupting us? Making
out to tell me about this, like read the.
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Room, dude. Okay, well, then he explained to me the
rules of softball. To me me, I've played for ten
years and I'm literally our team shortstop.
Speaker 17 (24:00):
I'm sorry, but like, there's no excuse for this.
Speaker 16 (24:03):
She she told me why the glove ish shape's the
way it is, Like I'm a freaking toddler.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh okay.
Speaker 16 (24:09):
Really, she's hot, like like ridiculously hot, like extremely freaking hot.
That's why I was like, you know, kind of ind
him at first, but and I tried to ignore it
because he's really good looking. But it's like once I've
spent time with him and everything was just man's plain
this man's plain.
Speaker 10 (24:26):
As I was just I couldn't quote up up, put up,
tearan tarn.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's Josh. He's actually on the phone. Who wants to
talk to you?
Speaker 12 (24:34):
Oh so.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Because I know things and I wanted to share them
with you. That's why you're ghosting me because I explained
stuff that's just just like nerdy charm.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
I thought that was like a cute thing. That's how
you were into.
Speaker 17 (24:46):
That stuff, nerdy charm.
Speaker 16 (24:48):
You literally stop kissing me to break down why some
people just click like who does that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's kind of cute.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
I was nervous. I thought I thought you were smart.
I thought you'dppreciate insight.
Speaker 16 (25:01):
Yeah, insight is when someone offered you something you didn't
already know, Not when some dude explains how beer is carbonated.
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Like block twist.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Maybe maybe you could have just said something instead of
just ignoring me like that. And then you know, you
calling radio like I thought you I thought you were cool.
Just man, it's just you're just like all.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
The rest, well, you know what, You're just like every
guy who thinks being condescending is a personality traits.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Look, Josh, you're hot, but that's not.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Enough to sit through a freaking ted talk every time
I touch your arm?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
Cool, Okay, I understand you now.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
And you know I don't date people who lie and
go so, you know, have fun being you know, mediocre arrying,
have fun with that.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
Okay, I thought you were I thought you were lied.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
I didn't lie to you.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Yeah, you know you know what this is just I'm
embarrassed and just so what do we do now? We
just watched to say hi and practice like we ignore
each other.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Karen, would you like another day with Josh will pay
for it.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
I would know that day.
Speaker 17 (26:02):
No, I definitely, I'm I'm good on that.
Speaker 16 (26:08):
And also I just like to say nobody's toilet should
look like that, Like, get it together, John.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
I had told you that my apartment was messy.
Speaker 14 (26:21):
Okay, you don't have to go.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
You know, I was gonna slide at first, but now
I'm not. It's it's it's really nasty, Like you're a
grown man. You need you need to figure that out.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Oh you can't hold that against me? No, no, no,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
No.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah. What do you guys do now for your games?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is pretending you don't know each other? Get on another team.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
I'm open to forgetting everything about like I'm open to
forgetting this ever happened.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
And I'm sorry, and you know, just it just sucks,
that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
I mean I think that we were sign of practice before,
so maybe things could just go back to the way
they were.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Pretend like you never saw a toilet.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
I'll never forget that. Juwble's first day follow.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Up, got room for one more. If you still want
to go to ASP where did you find that some
kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Straight up?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And totally redeem yourself.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Rameire's in a game of trivia for Ludacris tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Darren. What's up, Darren?
Speaker 14 (27:44):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Jewe Bull.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
I'm so glad to be on the show.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I'm glad to be talking to you, Darren, and I'm
glad to hit you're playing this game. Do you think
you're gonna be Victoria?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:52):
I knowledge that I'm taking her down on this round
in trivia, like donkey Doll, whoa you?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Well you just said never mind, I do know about you,
But like, I feel extra confident.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Today, Darren.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Victoria just spent like twenty minutes arguing with producer Brad
about a file that was saved on her network here
that he was trying to find, and she's like, it's right,
it's there, I see it. And he's like I don't
see it at all, and then I'm twenty minutes later
she realized that she titled it the wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thing, something completely different, like another thing that we do well.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
At first, I'm like, Brad, it's in there. I put
it in there myself with the Victoria. I don't want
to hear it. I don't see it. I was like,
but it's Brad, I just downloaded it right now.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I'm like, really, where And I'm like, okay, so here,
it's a thing.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right, we're gonna Storia.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Sad Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Darren,
the game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answered as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Okay, all right, let's do it. Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (28:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Here we go, Darren. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What's the tallest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 18 (29:04):
Past?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
What is the main ingredient in guacamole avocados? How many
white stripes are on the US flag.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Sticks?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Theodor Geisel was better known by what name?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Past?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What US state is known as the Keystone State?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Fact?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Past? What is the capital of Iceland? Pass?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
All right, got that in, and we'll bring Victoria back
in the studio while she's getting settled. Darren, if you
got one skip button in life, what's the last thing
you did that you would use it on?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
That's a good question, that's a hard one.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I like you, Darren, I like you the best, bro.
I don't know, Okay, I'll give you another one.
Speaker 17 (30:03):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
If we swap phones right now, what's the first thing
that I'd find that would ruin your political career?
Speaker 14 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
God, all the terrible pictures I have of God only knows.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
What Victoria is back in studio.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Darren outright to win.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Are you ready? Oh yes, Darren, you can tell Victoria
when to go.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, Victoria, your time stars.
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What's the tallest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know, pass. What's the main ingredient in guacamole? Avocaro?
How many white stripes are on the US flag? Theodore
Geier was better known by what name?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Who?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Theodore g What?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Us state is known as the Keystone State, Texas. That's wrong.
What's the capital of Iceland? I wait, I don't know
past what kind of tree produces acorns?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
An acorn tree?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
All right, I got that right.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Well, let's see how you guys did and send it
over to our scoreboard. Nina is out today, so our
social media producer Gabby has your score.
Speaker 16 (31:23):
Victoria did manage to get one correct, so I'm really
proud of you for that.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
But Darren got to Darren, congratulations. Yeah, I got one too.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You crushed Victoria to day. You got lucrous tickets too,
just for playing.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Hey, actually, speaking of I'm wondering, can I just give
us the next caller for the tickets?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I want to play Victoria for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Okay, absolutely. That's nice to you, Darren. You're just a
good guy all around. Except I don't want to know.
It's because I don't want to think differently, but.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We'll call it.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
I got one thing I want to say. I have
cannot wait for Moses song. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh dope, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
My my new song comes out in May fifth. It's
called Go Down Moses. Thank you, Darren. Yeah, pre say
it out, go to where you go to my social media?
I guess TikTok or whatever. Ready to go, Darren got
me all tongue tied. My new best friend, Darren A
dope man.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
All right, let's get the answers now with producer Bread Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Mount Kilimanjaro is the tallest mountain in Africa. Avocado is
the main ingredient in Guaco. Moly uh six white stripes
on the US flag. Doctor Seuss's real name is Theodore Geisel.
Pennsylvania is the Keystone state. Reiki evic is the capital
of Iceland. And oak trees make acorns? What that's dumb?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
What all fail by nature on that one?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Make acorns like homie? That makes oak like? It makes
acorn acorn oak corns.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, I'm confused, Darren. Now this world makes no sense
to me at all.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Thank you for playing real. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Have a good day, man, absolutely, thank you to you too.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Play you vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all I have to
do is dm us at the Jubile Show or go
to the jubil Show dot com and the next caller
right now eighty eight three four three one O six one.
You can get some ludicrous tickets courtesy of Darren It's time.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
To Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Sky is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
named Paul might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Sky, Sorry, you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think Paul might be cheating?
Speaker 18 (33:48):
So Paul and I have been together for like about
a year or so, and you know, things are starting
to get a little bit more serious. Okay, We're well
in long term relationships before this, so you know, we
came into this agreeing to take things slowly, you know,
and and it's been really good, like almost too good.
We don't argue. I really think I'm starting to fall
(34:09):
in love. Like I don't even know if I want to.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Say that, but right, but like, have you guys said
that to each other?
Speaker 12 (34:15):
We haven't yet.
Speaker 18 (34:16):
No, Okay, so I didn't know, as I'm sort of
hesitant to say that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But I feel like you're saying hard everybody says it.
Speaker 18 (34:23):
Like, well, I wasn't, like I said, I was in
a long term relationship before, and I kind of got
burned in that. So I'm I really want this, Like
I feel really really good and really gazed about this.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
I really want to make sure that.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
We do it right with Smart, good for you.
Speaker 17 (34:38):
But anyways, what's going on now is that, like I
don't know.
Speaker 18 (34:43):
If I like, I kind of think he's cheating. And
I'll tell you why. So, like he's been really distracted
with work. Like normally we see each other three or
four times a week, but the last couple of weeks
it's only been like once a week or like sometimes
like not even at all.
Speaker 12 (34:59):
And then the other day I was over at his
house and like, you know, I was like feeling like
in the mood and everything. I was trying to like,
you know, get some things going, but.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
He said, like she wasn't in the mood, and like
that's kind of weird for him, and I don't think
that's ever really happened. But the biggest thing that I've
noticed is that he's been texting with his ex. Oh
why yeah, well so they like I said, like he
was in a relationship for with her for about five years,
(35:31):
there's a really nasty breakup and then like in the
last couple of weeks noticed her name, like her name's Candice,
and I've noticed her name pops up on his phone
like texts and stuff like that. Oh yeah, and like
you know, it's I don't think it's like, I don't know,
uncommon for people to text their exes, but it's been
a lot. And I also know they didn't end on
good terms, so I don't know why they would be
(35:52):
like communicating.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Have they talked before, Like has he texted with her before?
Speaker 18 (35:56):
Or is this not that I I mean no, not
that I know a really, So again, it's like kind
of weird.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It is kind of weird. Is there any reason why
she would need to talk to him? Like obviously, if
it's been that long.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
There might I mean, there might be I can't.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
You know.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
Sure they were together for a long time, so I'm
sure there's like stuff that would come up here and there,
but not like consistently talking like it's been.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
I've noticed it a lot.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
So did you ask him about it?
Speaker 18 (36:23):
No, because I'm nervous about what he's gonna say, and
I also don't want him to like, give I don't
want to give him a chance to lie to me, right.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Like, even if he has your intentions, I think if
it's somebody that you had deep feelings for, you were
together for five years, and you're talking to them all
of a sudden all the time, yeah, I feel like
it would be a little bit confusing or eat for him.
Even if he hasn't done anything, there's definitely some type
of especially when the behavior has changed, right. Yeah, I'm
saying that to say that I understand why you're feeling
(36:52):
some kind of way. But do you think he's really
cheating or just talking to her?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Is he but aren't technically both? Would you consider both cheating?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I mean yeah, but then that's going to come down
to a whole different technicality. So I'm talking about like
being physical with each other. Do you think he's seeing
her at maybe?
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 18 (37:10):
If they're texting all the time, and like the fact
that he's done so distant and things are so like off,
in my opinion, is like a huge red.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
Flag to me.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
For you already told us what grocery store he's a
rewards card member at so we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards Card member at random ugest free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see he sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Okay, all right, we'll play us.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
So I'll come back and get your to Catch a
Cheater right after.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
This, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheeter.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Sky is on the phone and she's been with her
boyfriend Paul for a year now, and now she thinks
that something might be going on. So we're about to
call him from the grocery store that he's a Rewards
card member at and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Sky
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Sky,
why don't you remind us why you think he might
be cheating.
Speaker 18 (38:10):
So in the past few weeks, he's been a little
bit distant, and I've also noticed he's been texting with
his ex Candice. I just noticed her phone her name
pop up on his phone. So that's pretty weird, and
I'm a little concerned that something else is going on.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, to your knowledge, he doesn't like talk to his
ex anymore.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Right, No, not to my knowledge.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Okay, it's just starting. Yeah, are you ready for us
to call him? I guess all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Hey, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Paul.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Hey, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, thank you
for shopping with us.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Here.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
This month's winner.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Okay, what I land or something?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
The flowers and I you I get flowers.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yes, every single month we choose one random Awards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our new and
improved flooral department. So you've won thirty six long stam
red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a
car to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States of America.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Do I have to like hand over my stuff like
credit card and all that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No purchase necessary, no info necessary. It's just our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us
and being on our rewards program. Okay, great, Okay, well
this here's how it works. I can take the information
in just a matter of minutes over the phone. If
you know who you want to send them to right now,
I'm prepared to do that.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Is there any way you can make the roses like
white instead of are they red or white?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
Does it matter?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I don't know, but that I can find out that
answer for you before we hang up.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Okay, all right, fine.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
All I would need from you to get these ordered
and shipped out would be, uh, the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to,
whatever you like to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Okay, send them to.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Uh? All right, and do you want to put anything
on a card to Candace?
Speaker 14 (40:15):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Yeah, just right, like something to the effective.
Speaker 18 (40:22):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (40:22):
Keep your head up.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
Only another week and it's all over.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I promise, keep your head up.
Speaker 18 (40:29):
Oh my god, I knew it. I knew it. You're
gonna break up with me this week, Paul.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
That's your girlfriend's sky. This is actually the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other is cheating, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 17 (40:43):
Yeah, I can't believe you're cheating with candy. This is insane, Paul.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
I knew it. I knew it. What do you even
have to say right now? I really what?
Speaker 18 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
It sounds to me like you're caught.
Speaker 18 (40:56):
Okay, Yeah, come on, explain yourself. I don't know your
ex girl friends. I mean after five five years of
well okay, yeah, I know.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I just talk for a second here and just tell
you it's not what this looks like.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
Oh it isn't.
Speaker 18 (41:13):
It isn't okay, yeah, yeah, by all means, explain yourself.
I don't know if I was going to get yourself
out of this, but go for it.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
I'll tell you if you just give me a second. Okay,
I know, Okay, I've given you. I understand how this
looks and this is the thing they do over it's
a radio. But I can prove totally that this is
not what it looks like. Okay, I promise you. It's
a big miscommunication, all right.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Oh, a miscommunication. You barely wanted to see me the
last few.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Weeks, guys, is a big miscommunication, and I'm going to
explain it to you.
Speaker 18 (41:46):
Yeah, okay, explain it. I mean, you've barely wanted to
see me the last week. You haven't wanted to get
into it. I was going to say, but I do
you lie to me about it? I should have addressed
all that. It's been very crazy at work, as you know,
and this is why. Yeah, I've seen Candace texting you,
I've seen her name pop up on your phone exactly.
Speaker 9 (42:06):
So Candace now works at my job. She's a new
hire there, and I should have told you.
Speaker 17 (42:11):
And why you're actually how works at your job?
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 9 (42:16):
No? No, no, no, no no no no, it's not that Canvas.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
It's a different Candas.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Then why would you feel like you needed to tell
her that in the beginning. I'm kind of confused. You
were acting like this was somebody that she already knew.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Well, I don't know. For one second, I was on
the radio order in Roses, and then I'm getting bombarded
by and now I'm on that. I'm like, yeah, I'm
kind of back.
Speaker 18 (42:35):
You literally sent Candace Flowers and it's all going to
be over next week.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Well, I said the last name was on there and
so it's a different last name. Please tell you what happened,
and then you can decide whether you want to believe.
Speaker 18 (42:50):
I've been waiting here for five minutes waiting for you
to claim all.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
Right, Okay, So Candace. Candace is a new employee, not
ex girlfriend, Candas. She's a new employee and I've been
tasked with training her. We do high pressure sales job,
as you know, and it's been pretty hard on her.
And I've been tasked with training her over the last week.
And I sent her the flowers because I feel bad
(43:14):
because she messed up on a sale the other day
and I kind of snapped at her, I mean, a
bitter head off. So I thought it would be a
nice gesture. It was stupid, and I should I should
have just sent them to you. But like, this is
a complete platonic work thing and it was free, so
I was like, well, so really it has no value.
Speaker 17 (43:36):
Okay, but what's going to be over in a week?
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Why do you have to include that her training period
it's a one week training period and that that and
she's getting put through the wringer and then I'm like,
that'll be over, It'll be behind, so her stress levels
will drop severely and I'm gonna have to be working
with her forever, so I don't need her hating me.
So I just want to reliterate that I would I
would never step out on you. You and I've been
(44:01):
cheated on before, so I don't plan to do it
on somebody else. And I've been really I've been feeling
very bad about how I've been with you and distracted,
and I've just been busy handling this situation at work.
This job is exhausting, and she is not the sharpest
tool in the shed.
Speaker 17 (44:22):
Did oh, also, do you have it?
Speaker 14 (44:25):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (44:25):
Were you recording the whole thing? Because I did ask
for White on the roads?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
You did.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
White's friends?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
What wasn't the first thing that came to my mind?
But now red and White's her friend friendship yellow with friendship.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Either way for a different color than the red.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
But I.
Speaker 12 (44:49):
Feel so I feel some God Now, I mean, you.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Don't need to feel bad. You had every right to
feel the way that you did. The communication needed to happen.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I mean, how are you know his name?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
The new person who's training his name Candice as well?
What are the chances?
Speaker 12 (45:04):
What are the odds. Yeah, oh oh, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I yelled at you.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Do you ever know when you go through customs and
you feel nervous and you have nothing to hide like
that's been like the last ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
The Jewel Shows to Catch a Cheetah.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's What's Trending,
producer Brad has your trending. The battle of the dating
apps continues. Who's up top?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
You think who's up top, who's in the middle, who's
behind I'll tell you who's up top Tender they're almost
winning up top because who's tide with Tinder Bumble Bumble
is it's not Hinge, which has more mentions on social media,
yeah than any other app, because I think people it's
kind of like one of those things people want to admit.
They can admit they use hinge.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Right, they don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Right, like, you know what, I'm on Hinge And if
you meet.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
Someone, you're going to say hand, You're not going to
introduce your boy friend to your parents.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Met on Tinder a forum, I'm gonna say that. But
they've been heating up I guess plenty of Fish and
Facebook Dating are still in the mix. Really, which is
used Facebook?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
So yeah, I've known quite a few people who have
used Facebook Dating. They always tell me it's the best one.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm so curious to see what.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
It's probably the most honest one, the most real one,
because it's connected all your.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Streets to social media.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Interesting, so funny bumbles appeal with women and professionals has
closed the gap a little bit, but Tinder stays the top.
I had the worst experience with Bumble, So like, I,
why have.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
You had the worst experience of bumble, Victoria, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Met a guy.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
I was in college, but I met a guy and
mind you as a little tipsy when I went to
go meet him. But he picked me up, and we're
supposed to like go wow.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Instead we.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Instead he got me to like a kid's mill from
like Chick fil a, Like we just went back to
his plates and hung out.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It was just like I don't know what's going.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
On right now, but like I was tipsy, Like I
saw it was amazing obvious, and I kind of wanted
ice cream with it, but like he wouldn't go get
me a cup of ice cream.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Wouldn't get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
No, you wouldn't even spring for an ice creamy taking
back to his place.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Yeah, and we just watched the movie for a little bit,
like a tender date. Thing said he's like a race
car driver, and I was like, well that's freaking cool.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Yeahs costs a lot of money, so I could just
buy you Chick fil a.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
I was like, it's like it's college. But I'm also like,
I've never reased bumble after that.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I mean, I don't think I realized bumbles also hook
up app, it's just yeah waving controlled hook up. The
infamous fire Festival is not happening dead because he's going
to become a music streaming service.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh okay, so he's just turning it into a music
streaming service.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Now, I okay. Else, Yeah, not him. Sean Wretch, a
co founder of another streaming service, acquired the intellectual property
of the terms fire Festival fire Festival and has decided
it wants that he wants to launch a streaming service
because he says music networks are all just programming. This
is a quote now, and I have no interest in
(48:21):
watching people slip on bananas. It has nothing to do
with music. I needed a big name that people would remember,
even if it's attached to infamy.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Okay, so that's my question.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, so that's why I bought these trademarks. And I'll
go and I'll start streaming the network.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
That's kind of smart though, because then they can't use it,
so they can't put on a fire festival anymore.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
And then that was my question, is like, if you're
just going to acquire a business to make it something else,
a streaming services, why why buy one of the bus ever, Yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I guess he doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, he said he literally just wanted the headline, which
he just got, so good job. Congratulation paid for headline.
Although mc darlin, meanwhile, the story says, is expected to
have some sort of presence on the music stream. I
don't know what the purpose of.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
That would be, but he's gonna be the guy to
begin the app would be like, hey, guys, welcome to
fire Festival.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
That you guys might know me from many Ponzis games
and the fire festival that ultimately ripped a lot of
people off and I spend some time in prison. But
now we've got this new streaming app. You don't only
cost you this much a month and it goes straight
to my account.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You know, we couldn't get any artists to come to
fire Festival. We got them all to come right here
to this streaming service, and no we're not paying them
what they're worth. Jubeles dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Hello, Hi, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Back in my college days last year they had a Sugarbaddy.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Oh how did that go?
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Well?
Speaker 7 (49:58):
It went on for a good couple of years. Nice
and he was great. I really think he was madly
in love with me. But he would just take me shopping.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
You know, what do you want? I got a car
at one point. Yeah. Did Sugar Naddy get any sugar
in return? Or it was just a one way sugar.
Speaker 8 (50:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:29):
No, no, it was it was physical.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh okay, So it was like a relationship.
Speaker 7 (50:34):
It was, except there were you know, I was really
materialistic and it was a lot of shopping, a lot
of what can I buy you? What can I give you?
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So it was an honest relationship.
Speaker 18 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (50:50):
We didn't really like go to like dinner and like
or date.
Speaker 12 (50:55):
It wasn't like that.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
It was like, you know whatever, nice perfume, as I wanted,
let's go to the you know, to the coach store.
Speaker 12 (51:03):
I always had a nice new bag.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
I just had so much stock.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Did you ever ask him about his mummy's shoes or no?
Speaker 10 (51:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
And now I'm not.
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Now I'm happily married and.
Speaker 19 (51:16):
My husband doesn't know anything about my past.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
So when he gives you gifts, you get flashbacks.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
Well, the funny thing is that he's not really like
a gifter.
Speaker 19 (51:28):
Okay, and that leads me to the worst part of
the secret, going okay, yeah, my sugar Daddy is my
husband's dad.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
What wait?
Speaker 8 (51:43):
What?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
How do you find wait? How did you find that?
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Our laughing and not as horrified.
Speaker 12 (51:53):
As I was?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Did you purposely go after his kid or sugar dad?
Sugar now here's my son have a good life.
Speaker 7 (52:02):
No, they weren't, Like I didn't meet him for a
really long time. They didn't have like the closest relationship. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (52:14):
Right when I met him, I.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Said, oh oh wow, like you know, before you got
married his dad.
Speaker 17 (52:22):
Yeah, we just pretending nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Still by you gifts like Christmas gifts and stuff, that's
when well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
I feel much better all right bye.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
What's your dirty little secret?
Over your heart is true, you are hell and in
everyone a little.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me and the Codash
would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters,
and the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically
pokes her head through the window to ask if her
pet Emu Todd can sniff our dreams because apparently that's
how he gets his creative juices flowing for a slam poetry.
Our social media producer.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Gabby Todd's a lot like the Sandman. And then of
course there's Brad He's a dad, hey chief. And then
there's me.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time a week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Nina was up with you.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
This week, So my hot friend came through with the
best hookup she has yet to pull. I'm so excited
because I'm going on my first PJ and it's very exciting.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Your first PJ party.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Oh, I see peanut, butter and jelly. Private jet. So
my hot friend is friends with this guy who just
sold a video game.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Can you call her your hot because she is?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
She's my hot friend, And I don't think it's just
because of her looks like she's just the person everybody
gravitates towards. And so she's friends with this guy who
sold a video game and he wanted to celebrate the
video game sale by going to Vegas and packing it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
With a bunch of her friend certainly because of the
gravity she creates.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
And he's rented a private jet.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
He rented a private jet. So I was going to
be there anyway for my friend's bachelorette party. My best
friend's getting married, so I was like, yes, I'll catch
a ride on the PJ Hot Friend, Thank you, my
first PJ.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Can't wait to tell you guys how it goes.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Going on private jet is school because you go into
like a different little airport, you don't have to go
through security, and.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Then our private Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I've been on a few really before business meetings, oh
it or not. I'm not the least person you would
ever think will be in a business meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Of private jet. But it's happened to me.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Twice and it wasn't It wasn't all cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
One of the private jet trips was a meeting because
they were angry about some stuff I did on social
media and had to put to the corporate offices, and
the owner of the company sent their private jet to
get me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's what That's what happened. They were I was like, Hey,
at least don't want to private John private jet.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That meaning that meeting costs a lot of money that trip,
I'm sure that chief, but she wanted me out there.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I mean that's hours in the air.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, oh wow, that sounds like you enjoyed yourself flew
back commercial.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
What's going on with you this?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, guys, I'm kind of at a stay and so
life at the moment.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I have two of my best friends who are about
to get engaged pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's so exciting, but then.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I'm like, I'm usually the only single one at all,
like our friend group parties, et cetera, which not only mind,
but now they're all getting married and they all store
talking about having kids, which drunk me wrong. I'm not
about to go find the man to get married to
and have kids. Ye, that's scary, but just like a
weird feeling. I don't know, I get that. Look at me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's interesting. I'm the single one. All my friends are
married with kJ oh that doesn't. Don't worry about a Victoria.
It's the circle of life. They'll all be single at
some point again. Yeah what wait, hopefully not.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
By that time. Maybe you can catch up with them,
you know, like they'll be getting on their third engagement
and they'll need to stay on your face. So you
guys do what join your weddings? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh? Look it's our social media producer Gabby stopped by
Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I had a near death experience this week. Why I
love you say that so casually? Yeah? Well, I got
in Victoria's car.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, goodness, I'm so sorry you've ever.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
In the car, Victoria. It is a while. It was scary.
Is bad A thousand times worse than flying in a
private you count on me. Time she goes oops, I
asked her. I said, Victoria, what's that noise? And she
goes which one? And then turns up. Now listen, you
(04:29):
can't hear it. Nothing's wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Someone said that sounds the break's failing, but I don't
hear it over Taylor Swift, Well.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm glad you made it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Damn it out would say, be here? Still up with you?
This week? I'm starting to get frustrated with the service
industry in general. Why we invite these people into our lives?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We got to Barista, the nanny, All these people we
invite them into our lives. Right. I was talking to
my financial advisor yesterday. He's incredibly boring. It's the worst
financial advisor I've ever had. Why do you have him?
I don't know, but he's boring. He's always losing in.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Like you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Bone to pick up my acupuncturist. Nothing but a backstabber, Wow,
going on with you and keeps getting well.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
A couple of things. I'm very excited about the new
song that I'm dropping on May fifth. It'll be on
May fifth. Yeah, say go to my own It's called
go Down Moses. If you didn't know I do music
to you can go like to pre save link on
wherever you get music, or just go to my social
media is wherever. But also other than that, I went
to the desert like I do sometimes by myself to
(05:35):
like meditate and fast and sit out there, and uh,
I realize how legit disappointed I get that I'm not
abducted by aliens when I do that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I know I joked about it.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I joke about it, but I was driving back to
the airport and I was really bummed out, and I
was like laughing at with something like dude, you are
like actually bummed that. You should have talked my atheens,
Like okay, yeah, it was not a joke anymore. I
le get so dis pointed when I don't get I
don't know what's wrong, like I've asked them. I get
out there by myself, meditate, like hey, guys, whenever you
(06:07):
want to come pick me up? No, no, nothing, okay,
he said, they go grab somebody off of lonely Arkansas Highway.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm waiting right there. You know, I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
They say, is you're not supposed to look for it,
so when you least expect.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It, that'll come.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
They're probably just like, no, he is way too eager.
I just want him a wild card.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They're always going to do it here. But may fifth
my new song comes up, so make sure you check
that out. It's another jubile phone Frameday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Hello, Hi, this is Tarbor. I'm the art instructor here
at middle school. I was looking for Sarah's mom.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
That's me.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Everything okay?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well, how do I say this?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Everything is not okay, and that's why I needed to
call you today discuss some things with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What's happening, Well.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Terry, let's just be honest about it. Your daughter is
in my art class.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yes, she loves the class.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yes, I guess she does. However, she does not love art,
does she?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, she really does love art.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
She loves art a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Actually, I think you're the favorite class.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Is everything?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, I often wonder if somebody who loves art would create.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh, how do I say this? Feces on the canvas
like she does?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
What do you mean fecis on?
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Are you saying?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm saying that the art she creates is you've seen it? Correct,
And I'm so sorry. I'm I'm so sorry if you have.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
No, I don't apologize. She's really it's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You can go ahead and drop the you know, motherly
acceptance thing with me.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
What what motherly accepted. I think her art is incredible.
I think you're doing a wonderful right.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Parents.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Often parents often tend to do that to see things
with rose colored glasses when it comes to their little children. However,
I don't think children learn that way anyway. But the
art is.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Atrocious because I think we know.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Okay, are you calling about something as a problem, because
it's far like your opinion about my daughter's art is
in urgent?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Is everything?
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No it is not. Okay, I'm gone ahead and recommended
that she'd be expelled.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
From school for what?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
For being good at art?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Okay, So I'm gonna have to disagree with you on
that again. No, it's for her attitude.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Actually, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you disagree.
It's art class. It's not like she needs to be
an actual famous artist.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
She isn't wonderful according to you, but she is.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
She's causing a distraction in class, and because of what. Well,
I don't want to get into all the specifics, but
she's become quite a distract.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I must get into all this. No, you have to.
I mean, you know, why are you calling if we're
not trying to get into the specifics. What is the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The problem is the other day we were working on
a painting as a class and it was a beautiful lily.
We were playing painting. Yeah, and I had painted my lily,
which is fabulous and it's still hanging on the wall
by the way, But anyway, I painted my lily and
instructed the class to also tried to emulate what I
(09:55):
had done.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, and your daughter Sarah also painted a lily.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Yeah, that's what you told me to do.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yes, yeah, except the entire class was obsessed with her
lily and talking about how great it was and wouldn't
stop aweing over it and owing over it.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
And I now, are you you're calling it because you're
jealous of my daughter?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
That I.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Okay, I found drugs in her bag. No, you did not,
so you can go yourself. I'm going to call the principal.
You are absolutely a horrible teacher. You should be ashamed
of yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm also going to call the principal this afternoon when
I find drugs in her bag.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Oh, are you saying that you're going to plant drugs
in my middle school daughter's backpack?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I meet her out of my class.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You are actually in safe truly tell the principle that
I'm going to be calling this afternoon. They're going to
be receiving a very very very unpleasant phone call. And
I swear to God, if you do anything illegal, which
is what that is, I'm going to call him my cousin.
He was a cop.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
You better watch.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you I'll let you
know that this is a prank phone call. Then this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
It's a joke.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
That is not a funny show.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
He said that he said, your daughter's really good at
art and has entered some contests and things like that,
and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Oh my god, Oh my god. If you thinks he's
ever getting read Againny, that is.
Speaker 13 (11:37):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
We say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's What's Trending
producer Brad has Your Trending.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
A new streaming addiction is coming to Hulu I will
tell you about that in a second, But first, a
smiley face is going to appear in the sky on Friday. What. Yeah,
Space is gonna smile at us nice at five am
Eastern time. You will just smiled, by the way.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
That makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's gonna smile right at you. Five thirty am
Eastern time Friday morning, the crescent moon will temporarily align
with Saturn and Venus in a triple conjunction type thing,
forming a big smiley face. That's cool, so look out
for that.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
Is that again?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's gonna be Friday morning, five thirty am Eastern time, Okay,
And I think that's gonna be great because that's all
you'll see on social all day Friday. Yeah, so this
isn'tven what's training. It's about to be ahead of the car. Yeah.
What was the other one I was going to talk about? Oh,
you always know the economy is bad when saving money
(12:43):
is a trend?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
That true.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Here's the new trend in saving money. If it's not
an immediate need. When you're grocery shopping online, put it
in your cart and wait forty eight hours to hit
the buy button. Don't save your cards in there, don't like,
don't put any thing in the system. Like let's say
you're ordering from a door dasher, whatever your grocery store
that you like is whatever, put it in the cart,
don't buy it for forty eight hours.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
But I would never buy it then with the way
my memory, I'm like a goldfish.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I forget five minutes after, so I would never buy it.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's kind of the point saving money, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The point they want. They want you to be like, oh,
you know what, I didn't need that. Yeah, I don't
need that BAGGAGEIP.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But it's not actually gonna save you because then, knowing
Juble's brand, at least he's gonna end up going back
to it like three weeks later and adding it to
his cart, and then he's not even a notice he's
gonna have two in his cart.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, the amount of times that's happened to me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
The other day I got door Dash and I still
had stuff in my cart from the place I was going,
and I didn't notice it showed up, and I'm like,
I didn't need four smoothies.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But I have four smoothie the same smoothie. Now, I
also say to make three meals at a time. Oh
so whenever you're cooking, just make three meals and put
him in the freezer or whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
It's like the depression. Yeah, can and save them. Yeah,
start canning your own goods.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Get in line early for your brand, all right. The
Kardashian's developing a new reality show. It's called Calabasas Behind
the Gates.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
It's actually Chloe Kardashian's new show. Really, he has like
she's I guess the front fronting it kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Chloe Kardashian and Scott Dissick unveiled the show at some
real house nonsense, and the series will take viewers behind
the gated community of Calabasas and answer the question who
are all of these people in the extended lives of
the Kardashians.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's so weird. I grew up in La right, So
all of Calabasas is not a gated community.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Literally, they live in.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
A gated community in calabases Were people taking Calabasis now
that's what they just think. It's one big Kardashian is
Big Kardashian Land.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, it's a regular neighboring town literally split in half
by a highway.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, and it used to not even be that nine.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, it used to be like a whatever place, but
the Kardashians and celebrities started moving there. So now from anything,
since it's huge gated community, I feel like.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
People who were in the community weren't getting their buck
for like the having the Kardashians like always there in
the trouble guys, why don't you least share the love
hate it?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I bet if you lived in Calabasas before they started
moving there, you probably hate it.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And but there's literally a billboard in Calabasas you're coming
down Interstate five that says home of the Kardashians. Wait
is it actually they're not?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I mean, who watches the Kardashians nowadays?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, season seven is already in the works on the
Hulu version, so they just wrapped up season six. They
took that opportunity to say, and now find out. This's
my favorite line, who are all these people in the
extended lives of the Kardashians. This is not a spinoff.
This is a spinoff of a spinoff. This is somebody's
cousin's aunt who lives down the street. This is crazy.
(15:56):
Oh my god, come on, that's and that's what's trending.
Speaker 13 (16:01):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Law dot com.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Josh is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Terren. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Josh, how long has evinces you
heard from Arran?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Man?
Speaker 14 (16:19):
It takes me like six days?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Hello, when they are at the exact number, I know
you're feeling that Verson if you're saying it was six days.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Did you try to reach out to her in that time?
Speaker 14 (16:29):
I did. I tried sending text messages. I've only called
there one time, you know, because I don't want to
see like creep.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
Sure, right, but nothing, no response, no like on the
text messages. You know, we have iPhones, so she used
to have the red you know, settings on, but I
don't know if she just took them off.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
I don't I don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Well, what happened? I woul tell us about the day first?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
All right, So as long as we were sure, you know,
we're on the same softball team and you know, after
practice last week, I offered to give her a ride home.
And just so you know, guys, there's always been some
sort of flirty tension. Like she literally winked at me
during like batting practice, so I see her looking at me.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
We always do block eyes.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
We kind of laughed to each other and you know,
always talking. Everything is going good, and so I told
her we can hang out my place, have a beer,
maybe chill a bit, and she said yes very quickly.
So I took that as like a green light to
you know, let's hang out at my place.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:24):
But here's the thing, So my apartment isn't great right now.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
And I pretty much told her that. I gave her
a full disclaimer. I literally told her, I said, hey,
it's gonna look like one of those post apocalyptic episodes
of Orders.
Speaker 14 (17:37):
I was like, what you guys said, shows.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
No, okay, Yeah, so she said, she said she didn't
care and quote unquote, I'm not precious, she said, And
and so you know, I just I don't know. It
just was weird, Like, you know, she came over, we
were hanging out and all that good stuff, and I
just don't get it, you know, I just we were
having a the time, and then she leaves and now
(18:02):
I had getting no response from her, and we were laughing.
It was like one of those random dates.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
At my place.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
You know. It wasn't planned, it wasn't like spontaneous. We
just went over. I had a movie plane, you know,
I had chips and stuff, so everything seemed to be
going really good.
Speaker 14 (18:18):
I just like, I don't know, I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You don't know, you don't know at all, washing ghost you.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
I mean, I hope it's not like you know, my house,
by the way, it was a huge mess. I mean
that that would suck.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But yeah, I mean it's just yeah, it just sucks.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Because I really like her, and I haven't told her
that I like her yet. I just I know that
she likes me as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So how do you know?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
I mean, she came over my place.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
You know, usually we always go, you know, with the team,
you know, to get some sports bar or something like that.
Speaker 14 (18:51):
I usually we see each.
Speaker 10 (18:52):
Other like in a group setting. But when I kind
of just casually asked her, a want to go over
my place and she said yes right away, I kind
of thought at that moment, Okay, I.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Think this is going to maybe the next level wherever
this may be.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
How messy was your place?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Though?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
You say that she warned her, and you said post apocalyptic,
but like, are we talking about like mold on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Things, whoa like like kitty litter on the floor.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
Well, you guys, I warned her, like, I mean, that's
when you don't invite somebody to your house. I mean,
I don't know, I just it wasn't like I told her, hey, come.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
See my pristine love. You know I didn't.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I didn't make it seem like it was all something else.
But yeah, total frad house. You know, I'm gonna be
honest with you. And she even, by the way, when
she came in, she kind of like looked around and.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
I said, I'm so sorry. You know, I know it's
a mess.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
And she said, no, don't worry. I appreciate your honesty.
And she even joked about it. And she even told
me how messy her car was.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
Okay, so now did I think about it.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
I did have a box of pizza out from last week.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I feel like this whole conversation started with the big
red flag.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And you keep making it sound so sweet by saying
but I told her though, like yeah, anyway with so much.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
I mean, look, if it's the if it's my hideous apartment,
you know, everything pretty much like you know, messy everywhere,
the pizza boxes and the you know I had like
datory bottles. Josh, then that's gonna be horrible. You know,
that's gonna be like the worst of the worst.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Why would you ghost?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You and maybe get you another date. Okay, all right,
we'll get.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Your first day follow up.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Next first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Josh is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Terrence. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting and maybe get him a second date. Before we
do that, though, Josh, why don't you catch us up
on your situation again real quick?
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Yeah, I think we're going great.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
You went back to my place after practice, you know,
we had some some lunch there, watching TV.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
And she just ghosted me. She left, and I think that,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
I think it's the pizza boxes, guys, I mean, I
don't know, maybe the cator at Bottles.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
I don't know. It was messy. I told her that
my place was a little messy. She said she liked
my honesty. So that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, we'll see if that is it. Are you ready
for us to call her?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Are you guys gonna tell him on the phone or not?
Or just do I think? Quiet?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, you can stay quiet at first. Eventually we'll tell her.
Speaker 15 (21:33):
All right, all right, all right, Hello, hip Aryan.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Please, this is she Teraren.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
This is a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hi, Taren, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name
is Jubel. How are you wait?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's a radio show called The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 16 (22:12):
Like, I'm confused, I haven't like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well, we're calling you because we actually got an email
about you. Okay, it's from somebody who listens to the show.
And we do a segment on our show that's called
the First Date follow Up. That's where if you go
on a date with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them. That person can email us to ask you
why you're ghosting them, And we got to email about
you from somebody that you're calling.
Speaker 17 (22:40):
I'm sorry, Oh no, like this this isn't real, right,
Like this is a joke. Are you joking?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No, it's not a joke. Who are you ghosting?
Speaker 17 (22:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Is it Josh?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yes, it is Josh. Josh emailed us. He told us
a little bit about your date, and he's confused. He
said he really liked to and he thought you were into.
He wasn't a where he ghosting him?
Speaker 16 (23:05):
Honestly, I mean, if he really wants to know, I'm
ghosting him because he's a man slainer, like an aggressive manslainer.
Like on the date, like things would be like going fine,
and he would literally pause what we're doing to explain
something to me, and like not things that are like
I don't know what they are. Oh that might be interesting,
(23:27):
but like basic things like at one point we're making
out and he literally paused to say, you know, physical
chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain.
Speaker 17 (23:39):
And I'm like, why why are you interrupting us? Making
out to tell me about this, like read the.
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Room, dude. Okay, well, then he explained to me the
rules of softball. To me me, I've played for ten
years and I'm literally our team shortstop.
Speaker 17 (24:00):
I'm sorry, but like, there's no excuse for this.
Speaker 16 (24:03):
She she told me why the glove ish shape's the
way it is, Like I'm a freaking toddler.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh okay.
Speaker 16 (24:09):
Really, she's hot, like like ridiculously hot, like extremely freaking hot.
That's why I was like, you know, kind of ind
him at first, but and I tried to ignore it
because he's really good looking. But it's like once I've
spent time with him and everything was just man's plain
this man's plain.
Speaker 10 (24:26):
As I was just I couldn't quote up up, put up,
tearan tarn.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That's Josh. He's actually on the phone. Who wants to
talk to you?
Speaker 12 (24:34):
Oh so.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Because I know things and I wanted to share them
with you. That's why you're ghosting me because I explained
stuff that's just just like nerdy charm.
Speaker 14 (24:44):
I thought that was like a cute thing. That's how
you were into.
Speaker 17 (24:46):
That stuff, nerdy charm.
Speaker 16 (24:48):
You literally stop kissing me to break down why some
people just click like who does that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's kind of cute.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
I was nervous. I thought I thought you were smart.
I thought you'dppreciate insight.
Speaker 16 (25:01):
Yeah, insight is when someone offered you something you didn't
already know, Not when some dude explains how beer is carbonated.
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Like block twist.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Maybe maybe you could have just said something instead of
just ignoring me like that. And then you know, you
calling radio like I thought you I thought you were cool.
Just man, it's just you're just like all.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
The rest, well, you know what, You're just like every
guy who thinks being condescending is a personality traits.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Look, Josh, you're hot, but that's not.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Enough to sit through a freaking ted talk every time
I touch your arm?
Speaker 14 (25:37):
Cool, Okay, I understand you now.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
And you know I don't date people who lie and
go so, you know, have fun being you know, mediocre arrying,
have fun with that.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
Okay, I thought you were I thought you were lied.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
I didn't lie to you.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Yeah, you know you know what this is just I'm
embarrassed and just so what do we do now? We
just watched to say hi and practice like we ignore
each other.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Karen, would you like another day with Josh will pay
for it.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
I would know that day.
Speaker 17 (26:02):
No, I definitely, I'm I'm good on that.
Speaker 16 (26:08):
And also I just like to say nobody's toilet should
look like that, Like, get it together, John.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
I had told you that my apartment was messy.
Speaker 14 (26:21):
Okay, you don't have to go.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
You know, I was gonna slide at first, but now
I'm not. It's it's it's really nasty, Like you're a
grown man. You need you need to figure that out.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Oh you can't hold that against me? No, no, no,
thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
No.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah. What do you guys do now for your games?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is pretending you don't know each other? Get on another team.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
I'm open to forgetting everything about like I'm open to
forgetting this ever happened.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
And I'm sorry, and you know, just it just sucks,
that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
I mean I think that we were sign of practice before,
so maybe things could just go back to the way
they were.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Pretend like you never saw a toilet.
Speaker 12 (26:58):
I'll never forget that. Juwble's first day follow.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Up, got room for one more. If you still want
to go to ASP where did you find that some
kid back in town traded the van for it?
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Straight up?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And totally redeem yourself.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Rameire's in a game of trivia for Ludacris tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for today's You versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Darren. What's up, Darren?
Speaker 14 (27:44):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Jewe Bull.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
I'm so glad to be on the show.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I'm glad to be talking to you, Darren, and I'm
glad to hit you're playing this game. Do you think
you're gonna be Victoria?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:52):
I knowledge that I'm taking her down on this round
in trivia, like donkey Doll, whoa you?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Well you just said never mind, I do know about you,
But like, I feel extra confident.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Today, Darren.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Victoria just spent like twenty minutes arguing with producer Brad
about a file that was saved on her network here
that he was trying to find, and she's like, it's right,
it's there, I see it. And he's like I don't
see it at all, and then I'm twenty minutes later
she realized that she titled it the wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thing, something completely different, like another thing that we do well.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
At first, I'm like, Brad, it's in there. I put
it in there myself with the Victoria. I don't want
to hear it. I don't see it. I was like,
but it's Brad, I just downloaded it right now.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I'm like, really, where And I'm like, okay, so here,
it's a thing.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right, we're gonna Storia.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Sad Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Darren,
the game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answered as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Okay, all right, let's do it. Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (28:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Here we go, Darren. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What's the tallest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 18 (29:04):
Past?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
What is the main ingredient in guacamole avocados? How many
white stripes are on the US flag.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Sticks?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Theodor Geisel was better known by what name?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Past?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What US state is known as the Keystone State?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Fact?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Past? What is the capital of Iceland? Pass?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
All right, got that in, and we'll bring Victoria back
in the studio while she's getting settled. Darren, if you
got one skip button in life, what's the last thing
you did that you would use it on?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
That's a good question, that's a hard one.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I like you, Darren, I like you the best, bro.
I don't know, Okay, I'll give you another one.
Speaker 17 (30:03):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
If we swap phones right now, what's the first thing
that I'd find that would ruin your political career?
Speaker 14 (30:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
God, all the terrible pictures I have of God only knows.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
What Victoria is back in studio.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Darren outright to win.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Are you ready? Oh yes, Darren, you can tell Victoria
when to go.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, Victoria, your time stars.
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What's the tallest mountain in Africa?
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know, pass. What's the main ingredient in guacamole? Avocaro?
How many white stripes are on the US flag? Theodore
Geier was better known by what name?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Who?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Theodore g What?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Us state is known as the Keystone State, Texas. That's wrong.
What's the capital of Iceland? I wait, I don't know
past what kind of tree produces acorns?
Speaker 12 (31:09):
An acorn tree?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
All right, I got that right.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Well, let's see how you guys did and send it
over to our scoreboard. Nina is out today, so our
social media producer Gabby has your score.
Speaker 16 (31:23):
Victoria did manage to get one correct, so I'm really
proud of you for that.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
But Darren got to Darren, congratulations. Yeah, I got one too.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You crushed Victoria to day. You got lucrous tickets too,
just for playing.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Hey, actually, speaking of I'm wondering, can I just give
us the next caller for the tickets?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I want to play Victoria for sure.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Okay, absolutely. That's nice to you, Darren. You're just a
good guy all around. Except I don't want to know.
It's because I don't want to think differently, but.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We'll call it.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
I got one thing I want to say. I have
cannot wait for Moses song. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh dope, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
My my new song comes out in May fifth. It's
called Go Down Moses. Thank you, Darren. Yeah, pre say
it out, go to where you go to my social media?
I guess TikTok or whatever. Ready to go, Darren got
me all tongue tied. My new best friend, Darren A
dope man.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
All right, let's get the answers now with producer Bread Kilimanjaro.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Mount Kilimanjaro is the tallest mountain in Africa. Avocado is
the main ingredient in Guaco. Moly uh six white stripes
on the US flag. Doctor Seuss's real name is Theodore Geisel.
Pennsylvania is the Keystone state. Reiki evic is the capital
of Iceland. And oak trees make acorns? What that's dumb?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
What all fail by nature on that one?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Make acorns like homie? That makes oak like? It makes
acorn acorn oak corns.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, I'm confused, Darren. Now this world makes no sense
to me at all.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Thank you for playing real. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Have a good day, man, absolutely, thank you to you too.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Play you vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all I have to
do is dm us at the Jubile Show or go
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right now eighty eight three four three one O six one.
You can get some ludicrous tickets courtesy of Darren It's time.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
To Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Sky is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
named Paul might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Sky, Sorry, you have to
come on the show this way, But what's going on?
Why do you think Paul might be cheating?
Speaker 18 (33:48):
So Paul and I have been together for like about
a year or so, and you know, things are starting
to get a little bit more serious. Okay, We're well
in long term relationships before this, so you know, we
came into this agreeing to take things slowly, you know,
and and it's been really good, like almost too good.
We don't argue. I really think I'm starting to fall
(34:09):
in love. Like I don't even know if I want to.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Say that, but right, but like, have you guys said
that to each other?
Speaker 12 (34:15):
We haven't yet.
Speaker 18 (34:16):
No, Okay, so I didn't know, as I'm sort of
hesitant to say that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But I feel like you're saying hard everybody says it.
Speaker 18 (34:23):
Like, well, I wasn't, like I said, I was in
a long term relationship before, and I kind of got
burned in that. So I'm I really want this, Like
I feel really really good and really gazed about this.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
I really want to make sure that.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
We do it right with Smart, good for you.
Speaker 17 (34:38):
But anyways, what's going on now is that, like I
don't know.
Speaker 18 (34:43):
If I like, I kind of think he's cheating. And
I'll tell you why. So, like he's been really distracted
with work. Like normally we see each other three or
four times a week, but the last couple of weeks
it's only been like once a week or like sometimes
like not even at all.
Speaker 12 (34:59):
And then the other day I was over at his
house and like, you know, I was like feeling like
in the mood and everything. I was trying to like,
you know, get some things going, but.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
He said, like she wasn't in the mood, and like
that's kind of weird for him, and I don't think
that's ever really happened. But the biggest thing that I've
noticed is that he's been texting with his ex. Oh
why yeah, well so they like I said, like he
was in a relationship for with her for about five years,
(35:31):
there's a really nasty breakup and then like in the
last couple of weeks noticed her name, like her name's Candice,
and I've noticed her name pops up on his phone
like texts and stuff like that. Oh yeah, and like
you know, it's I don't think it's like, I don't know,
uncommon for people to text their exes, but it's been
a lot. And I also know they didn't end on
good terms, so I don't know why they would be
(35:52):
like communicating.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Have they talked before, Like has he texted with her before?
Speaker 18 (35:56):
Or is this not that I I mean no, not
that I know a really, So again, it's like kind
of weird.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It is kind of weird. Is there any reason why
she would need to talk to him? Like obviously, if
it's been that long.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
There might I mean, there might be I can't.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
You know.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
Sure they were together for a long time, so I'm
sure there's like stuff that would come up here and there,
but not like consistently talking like it's been.
Speaker 12 (36:19):
I've noticed it a lot.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
So did you ask him about it?
Speaker 18 (36:23):
No, because I'm nervous about what he's gonna say, and
I also don't want him to like, give I don't
want to give him a chance to lie to me, right.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Like, even if he has your intentions, I think if
it's somebody that you had deep feelings for, you were
together for five years, and you're talking to them all
of a sudden all the time, yeah, I feel like
it would be a little bit confusing or eat for him.
Even if he hasn't done anything, there's definitely some type
of especially when the behavior has changed, right. Yeah, I'm
saying that to say that I understand why you're feeling
(36:52):
some kind of way. But do you think he's really
cheating or just talking to her?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Is he but aren't technically both? Would you consider both cheating?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I mean yeah, but then that's going to come down
to a whole different technicality. So I'm talking about like
being physical with each other. Do you think he's seeing
her at maybe?
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 18 (37:10):
If they're texting all the time, and like the fact
that he's done so distant and things are so like off,
in my opinion, is like a huge red.
Speaker 12 (37:18):
Flag to me.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
For you already told us what grocery store he's a
rewards card member at so we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards Card member at random ugest free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see he sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Okay, all right, we'll play us.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
So I'll come back and get your to Catch a
Cheater right after.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
This, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheeter.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Sky is on the phone and she's been with her
boyfriend Paul for a year now, and now she thinks
that something might be going on. So we're about to
call him from the grocery store that he's a Rewards
card member at and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Sky
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Sky,
why don't you remind us why you think he might
be cheating.
Speaker 18 (38:10):
So in the past few weeks, he's been a little
bit distant, and I've also noticed he's been texting with
his ex Candice. I just noticed her phone her name
pop up on his phone. So that's pretty weird, and
I'm a little concerned that something else is going on.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, to your knowledge, he doesn't like talk to his
ex anymore.
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Right, No, not to my knowledge.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Okay, it's just starting. Yeah, are you ready for us
to call him? I guess all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Hey, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Paul.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Hey, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, thank you
for shopping with us.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Here.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
This month's winner.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Okay, what I land or something?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
The flowers and I you I get flowers.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yes, every single month we choose one random Awards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our new and
improved flooral department. So you've won thirty six long stam
red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a
car to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States of America.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Do I have to like hand over my stuff like
credit card and all that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No purchase necessary, no info necessary. It's just our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us
and being on our rewards program. Okay, great, Okay, well
this here's how it works. I can take the information
in just a matter of minutes over the phone. If
you know who you want to send them to right now,
I'm prepared to do that.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Is there any way you can make the roses like
white instead of are they red or white?
Speaker 14 (39:46):
Does it matter?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I don't know, but that I can find out that
answer for you before we hang up.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Okay, all right, fine.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
All I would need from you to get these ordered
and shipped out would be, uh, the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to,
whatever you like to put on a card, and then
we'll get the address.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Okay, send them to.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Uh? All right, and do you want to put anything
on a card to Candace?
Speaker 14 (40:15):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Yeah, just right, like something to the effective.
Speaker 18 (40:22):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (40:22):
Keep your head up.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
Only another week and it's all over.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I promise, keep your head up.
Speaker 18 (40:29):
Oh my god, I knew it. I knew it. You're
gonna break up with me this week, Paul.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
That's your girlfriend's sky. This is actually the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where
if you think your significant other is cheating, you see
who they send flowers to.
Speaker 17 (40:43):
Yeah, I can't believe you're cheating with candy. This is insane, Paul.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
I knew it. I knew it. What do you even
have to say right now? I really what?
Speaker 18 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
It sounds to me like you're caught.
Speaker 18 (40:56):
Okay, Yeah, come on, explain yourself. I don't know your
ex girl friends. I mean after five five years of
well okay, yeah, I know.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I just talk for a second here and just tell
you it's not what this looks like.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
Oh it isn't.
Speaker 18 (41:13):
It isn't okay, yeah, yeah, by all means, explain yourself.
I don't know if I was going to get yourself
out of this, but go for it.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
I'll tell you if you just give me a second. Okay,
I know, Okay, I've given you. I understand how this
looks and this is the thing they do over it's
a radio. But I can prove totally that this is
not what it looks like. Okay, I promise you. It's
a big miscommunication, all right.
Speaker 18 (41:37):
Oh, a miscommunication. You barely wanted to see me the
last few.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Weeks, guys, is a big miscommunication, and I'm going to
explain it to you.
Speaker 18 (41:46):
Yeah, okay, explain it. I mean, you've barely wanted to
see me the last week. You haven't wanted to get
into it. I was going to say, but I do
you lie to me about it? I should have addressed
all that. It's been very crazy at work, as you know,
and this is why. Yeah, I've seen Candace texting you,
I've seen her name pop up on your phone exactly.
Speaker 9 (42:06):
So Candace now works at my job. She's a new
hire there, and I should have told you.
Speaker 17 (42:11):
And why you're actually how works at your job?
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 9 (42:16):
No? No, no, no, no no no no, it's not that Canvas.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
It's a different Candas.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Then why would you feel like you needed to tell
her that in the beginning. I'm kind of confused. You
were acting like this was somebody that she already knew.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Well, I don't know. For one second, I was on
the radio order in Roses, and then I'm getting bombarded
by and now I'm on that. I'm like, yeah, I'm
kind of back.
Speaker 18 (42:35):
You literally sent Candace Flowers and it's all going to
be over next week.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Well, I said the last name was on there and
so it's a different last name. Please tell you what happened,
and then you can decide whether you want to believe.
Speaker 18 (42:50):
I've been waiting here for five minutes waiting for you
to claim all.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
Right, Okay, So Candace. Candace is a new employee, not
ex girlfriend, Candas. She's a new employee and I've been
tasked with training her. We do high pressure sales job,
as you know, and it's been pretty hard on her.
And I've been tasked with training her over the last week.
And I sent her the flowers because I feel bad
(43:14):
because she messed up on a sale the other day
and I kind of snapped at her, I mean, a
bitter head off. So I thought it would be a
nice gesture. It was stupid, and I should I should
have just sent them to you. But like, this is
a complete platonic work thing and it was free, so
I was like, well, so really it has no value.
Speaker 17 (43:36):
Okay, but what's going to be over in a week?
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Why do you have to include that her training period
it's a one week training period and that that and
she's getting put through the wringer and then I'm like,
that'll be over, It'll be behind, so her stress levels
will drop severely and I'm gonna have to be working
with her forever, so I don't need her hating me.
So I just want to reliterate that I would I
would never step out on you. You and I've been
(44:01):
cheated on before, so I don't plan to do it
on somebody else. And I've been really I've been feeling
very bad about how I've been with you and distracted,
and I've just been busy handling this situation at work.
This job is exhausting, and she is not the sharpest
tool in the shed.
Speaker 17 (44:22):
Did oh, also, do you have it?
Speaker 14 (44:25):
Did you?
Speaker 9 (44:25):
Were you recording the whole thing? Because I did ask
for White on the roads?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
You did.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
White's friends?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
What wasn't the first thing that came to my mind?
But now red and White's her friend friendship yellow with friendship.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Either way for a different color than the red.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
But I.
Speaker 12 (44:49):
Feel so I feel some God Now, I mean, you.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Don't need to feel bad. You had every right to
feel the way that you did. The communication needed to happen.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I mean, how are you know his name?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
The new person who's training his name Candice as well?
What are the chances?
Speaker 12 (45:04):
What are the odds. Yeah, oh oh, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I yelled at you.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
Do you ever know when you go through customs and
you feel nervous and you have nothing to hide like
that's been like the last ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
The Jewel Shows to Catch a Cheetah.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's What's Trending,
producer Brad has your trending. The battle of the dating
apps continues. Who's up top?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
You think who's up top, who's in the middle, who's
behind I'll tell you who's up top Tender they're almost
winning up top because who's tide with Tinder Bumble Bumble
is it's not Hinge, which has more mentions on social media,
yeah than any other app, because I think people it's
kind of like one of those things people want to admit.
They can admit they use hinge.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Right, they don't want to say.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Right, like, you know what, I'm on Hinge And if
you meet.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
Someone, you're going to say hand, You're not going to
introduce your boy friend to your parents.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Met on Tinder a forum, I'm gonna say that. But
they've been heating up I guess plenty of Fish and
Facebook Dating are still in the mix. Really, which is
used Facebook?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
So yeah, I've known quite a few people who have
used Facebook Dating. They always tell me it's the best one.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm so curious to see what.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
It's probably the most honest one, the most real one,
because it's connected all your.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Streets to social media.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Interesting, so funny bumbles appeal with women and professionals has
closed the gap a little bit, but Tinder stays the top.
I had the worst experience with Bumble, So like, I,
why have.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
You had the worst experience of bumble, Victoria, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Met a guy.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
I was in college, but I met a guy and
mind you as a little tipsy when I went to
go meet him. But he picked me up, and we're
supposed to like go wow.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Instead we.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
Instead he got me to like a kid's mill from
like Chick fil a, Like we just went back to
his plates and hung out.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It was just like I don't know what's going.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
On right now, but like I was tipsy, Like I
saw it was amazing obvious, and I kind of wanted
ice cream with it, but like he wouldn't go get
me a cup of ice cream.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Wouldn't get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
No, you wouldn't even spring for an ice creamy taking
back to his place.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Yeah, and we just watched the movie for a little bit,
like a tender date. Thing said he's like a race
car driver, and I was like, well that's freaking cool.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Yeahs costs a lot of money, so I could just
buy you Chick fil a.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
I was like, it's like it's college. But I'm also like,
I've never reased bumble after that.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I mean, I don't think I realized bumbles also hook
up app, it's just yeah waving controlled hook up. The
infamous fire Festival is not happening dead because he's going
to become a music streaming service.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh okay, so he's just turning it into a music
streaming service.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Now, I okay. Else, Yeah, not him. Sean Wretch, a
co founder of another streaming service, acquired the intellectual property
of the terms fire Festival fire Festival and has decided
it wants that he wants to launch a streaming service
because he says music networks are all just programming. This
is a quote now, and I have no interest in
(48:21):
watching people slip on bananas. It has nothing to do
with music. I needed a big name that people would remember,
even if it's attached to infamy.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Okay, so that's my question.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, so that's why I bought these trademarks. And I'll
go and I'll start streaming the network.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
That's kind of smart though, because then they can't use it,
so they can't put on a fire festival anymore.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
And then that was my question, is like, if you're
just going to acquire a business to make it something else,
a streaming services, why why buy one of the bus ever, Yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
I guess he doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, he said he literally just wanted the headline, which
he just got, so good job. Congratulation paid for headline.
Although mc darlin, meanwhile, the story says, is expected to
have some sort of presence on the music stream. I
don't know what the purpose of.
Speaker 6 (49:09):
That would be, but he's gonna be the guy to
begin the app would be like, hey, guys, welcome to
fire Festival.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
That you guys might know me from many Ponzis games
and the fire festival that ultimately ripped a lot of
people off and I spend some time in prison. But
now we've got this new streaming app. You don't only
cost you this much a month and it goes straight
to my account.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
You know, we couldn't get any artists to come to
fire Festival. We got them all to come right here
to this streaming service, and no we're not paying them
what they're worth. Jubeles dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Hello, Hi, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (49:51):
Back in my college days last year they had a Sugarbaddy.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Oh how did that go?
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Well?
Speaker 7 (49:58):
It went on for a good couple of years. Nice
and he was great. I really think he was madly
in love with me. But he would just take me shopping.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
You know, what do you want? I got a car
at one point. Yeah. Did Sugar Naddy get any sugar
in return? Or it was just a one way sugar.
Speaker 8 (50:26):
No?
Speaker 7 (50:29):
No, no, it was it was physical.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh okay, So it was like a relationship.
Speaker 7 (50:34):
It was, except there were you know, I was really
materialistic and it was a lot of shopping, a lot
of what can I buy you? What can I give you?
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So it was an honest relationship.
Speaker 18 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (50:50):
We didn't really like go to like dinner and like
or date.
Speaker 12 (50:55):
It wasn't like that.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
It was like, you know whatever, nice perfume, as I wanted,
let's go to the you know, to the coach store.
Speaker 12 (51:03):
I always had a nice new bag.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
I just had so much stock.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Did you ever ask him about his mummy's shoes or no?
Speaker 10 (51:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
And now I'm not.
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Now I'm happily married and.
Speaker 19 (51:16):
My husband doesn't know anything about my past.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
So when he gives you gifts, you get flashbacks.
Speaker 7 (51:23):
Well, the funny thing is that he's not really like
a gifter.
Speaker 19 (51:28):
Okay, and that leads me to the worst part of
the secret, going okay, yeah, my sugar Daddy is my
husband's dad.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
What wait?
Speaker 8 (51:43):
What?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:44):
How do you find wait? How did you find that?
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Our laughing and not as horrified.
Speaker 12 (51:53):
As I was?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Did you purposely go after his kid or sugar dad?
Sugar now here's my son have a good life.
Speaker 7 (52:02):
No, they weren't, Like I didn't meet him for a
really long time. They didn't have like the closest relationship. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (52:14):
Right when I met him, I.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Said, oh oh wow, like you know, before you got
married his dad.
Speaker 17 (52:22):
Yeah, we just pretending nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
Still by you gifts like Christmas gifts and stuff, that's
when well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
I feel much better all right bye.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
What's your dirty little secret?
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