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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Jeff is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend Annie of three
years might be messing around. So we're going to see
if we can help him out. Jeff, sorry, you have
to come on the show this way, but tell us
what's going on, man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So let me start off, like in the beginning of February,
we got a new play together. We've got to an
apartment together, we moved in together and sort of like
a little new beginning. She lost her job and she
was a little you know, something like that can affect you.
So she started working from home, which was great because
(00:39):
we have like an office now and she can be
accommodated like that. But I still go into the city
for work and she's I mean, it makes me so
happy to see her so much happier in like the
new environment that she's in, But she seems less happy
with me, if that makes sense, Like it just doesn't
(01:00):
seem it doesn't the warmth that was there before, just
I don't feel it. And I hate that I have
to leave her at home while I'm while I'm not
working the city but it's great coming back to her.
And like she's she's always doing something around the new place,
and she's very active in making that our home. But
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here we arrive at you know what's going on. She's
like very detail oriented, but she's been very nitpicky and
finding all these different things wrong with the apartment. And
this is a brand new building, by the way, but
all these little places, all these little things that she's
like the clicker on the front front gate, like the
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shower head there's something you know, needs to be calked
her the ice maker, like there's all these little things
that she's calling the maintenance guy, this guy, this dude Danny.
And look, I've had other apartments before and I've lived
I never had this kind of relationship with a handyman.
(02:04):
The maintenance guy. It's like he's always doing something there
and another thing, like he just he just gives me
a little bit of ick, you know, like he just
seems a little sketchy. And it's nothing. It's not about
the way he looks, it's just the way he acts.
Like he's just I can't explain it. But she keeps
complaining about these these problems with this. Like I said,
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brand new apartment, so I know he's going over there
to fix this stuff when I'm at work. So this
is a strange man in my home with my girlfriend
doing these things. And Okay, so I asked her about
this dude, and she's kind of plays it off. He's like, well,
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he's so helpful, and she gets this like little smirk.
It's like this little devious Annie. You know, it's just
it's not woman's intuition, be to them a man. But
I think I can have intuition too.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Right, Yeah, just because I remember when I was living
in a pertment, I was really close to my fixed guy,
to Roberto, but he was just a homie and he
always made me feel better when I was home by myself,
like whether it was hating pictures or fixing the sink.
And if you're at work and you're not there to
do those things. And for Annie, if it's really important
to have a nice home, maybe he's really just helping
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her out.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, let me ask you this. Did you were you
in a relationship when that was going on.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I was not. No, did you ever do anything with Roberto?
I sure didn't because Roberto was married.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
We know that doesn't mean anything though right, like in
the right or wrong circumstance.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you, Jeff, No,
I understand you're upset, and I'm rightfully so.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, you already told us what a grocery store she's
a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come back, and then call and pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell her that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if she sends those to you or somebody else.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, all right, man, that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, places, I'll come back get your to catch cheater.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on the
Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
If you're just joining us for to catch a Cheater.
Jeff is on the phone and he thinks his girlfriend
of three years named Annie might be cheating. We're gonna
call her in a second and pretend to be from
the grocery store where she's a rewards card member and
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
member totally random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department. To anybody that they want. We'll see if
she sends them to Jeff or to somebody else. But
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before we do that, Jeff, why don't you catch everybody
up on your situation.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, So moved into a new place about a month
and a half ago, my girlfriend and I and she
works from home. I work in the city. I commute,
so she's alone all the time. She's been having all
these quote unquote issues with the apartment, and the handyman
has been there while I'm not around, and it feels fishy.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And what's the handyman's name again?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
His name is Danny.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Danny. You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right, man, here we go.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hi, this is Gorbyn calling from I was looking for Annie.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Annie, You're a Awards card member with us, and please
don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Heay, what did I win?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single month
we choose one Rewards card member at random to say
thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want. It's actually a three hundred
and forty two dollars value.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Oh okay, but like, are you am I going to
get charged from many later for this?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Absolutely not no, this is completely on us. It's just
our way saying thank you, thank you, well, thank you
for shopping with us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, so what do we good question?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you know the person you want to send them to,
I can just take the information down in a matter
of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I think I have an idea.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, I just need the first and last name of
the person and then I'll get the rest of the
information for me.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Okay, the first name is Danny.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, Danny, and then the last name, last name is.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And then would you like to include any candies or
anything like that?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Did you say like a box of chocolate?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yep, you do chocolate?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And just to check and make sure, would this be
a romantic type of chocolate? So make it like a
heart shape on or it's not?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
H I mean it can be.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And would you like to put anything on a card?
And then after that I'll get the answers from me
and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Uh, thank you, mister fixed.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's who does mister fix it? Annie? Who does who's
mister fix it?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Annie?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
This is actually a radio show. It's the Jewbil Show.
My name is Jewbill.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Him Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
see who they send flowers to, and that is your boyfriend, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, your you live with What is happening? What do
you mean what's happening you? I think you should tell
me that. Well, you know what? All this both where
the Danny, Mister Danny comes over his little tool belt.
What's going on? You started a new job. You've got
a new place, my place, my name's on the leaks.
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Now you've got a new man. What what what is this?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Tell me?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, no, no, yes.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Tell me he's just been helping a lot around the apartment.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
There's a new.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Apartment or brand new plays. Can you just calm down
for a second, Okay, because this is really weird. If
you want to talk.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
About you have to do this.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Okay, all right, Okay, So any I'm listening. Go let's
hear let's hear this book. Let me let me hear it.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Tell me I wanted to him for doing things around
the apartments with flowers and chocolate.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Sure, okay, that's great, that's nice.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
It was a free thing that was dropped in my lap.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What is the free thing? So your your first instinct
is a sentence to Danny instead of your your boyfriend
who you live with.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
He has just been helping. Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Hey, we actually that it is ridiculous. You wanted to
do what? Let's see it. No, let's hear it. I
want to hear it all. Just I want to see,
like how much both comes out of your mind right now?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
What is it that you are not going to be
upset with right now?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
I'm sorry I didn't send you no flowers. But he's
been really, really helpful, and.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I thought he has. I'll bet he has. Just so
you know, I've been on the call the whole time.
And when they said is it romantic, you said it
could be? What's that? What does explain that? Please? God,
could you you shut.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Up for a second. I'm trying to you. Just ambush me,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I think I am forget it. Okay, they couldn't.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
But I'm thinking about like a heart shaped box. I
don't really care if it's a heart shaped box. It's
kind of You said it could be romantic.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He said, no, no, no, no, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Here,
tell me why it could be romantic. Explain that and
that only I'm not. I don't give a about the
box can be. I don't think it can be romantic.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I just wanted to do something nice.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Then why did you say it could be roman antic?
Do you understand what you said?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Okay, I get it, but like there's nothing, Oh, I
don't even know what. Okay, look great, there's nothing happening. Okay,
he's really nice and.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh that you know that.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
I've been a little flirty, but that's just so that
he will continue helping around the place.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I don't don't. You don't so Annie, you think that
if you're not flirty with him, then he won't do
his job. Do you think that? Is that how he
gets payment? Then he's not paid it, he's not. This
isn't his job. He just works on flirtation. Is that
is that what you're trying to spend here. No, it's
(10:49):
it's honestly, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Annie, look talk some other This is yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Let's talk later when you have time. It's been some
kind of book story, like even worse than you're doing
right now.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You know what, if you were home more often, maybe
I wouldn't have to bang Kenny.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Whoa wow and she hung she hung up.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
This is perfect, guys, This is absolutely the conclusion that
I needed to. I can't wait to throw here a curb.
Thank you, Thank you guys. And I can't wait to
get a year of the free rent because they're employee.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh yeah, wow, I can dude.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Well, I'm sorry, man, but you know it will work
out in the long run. I'm sure it's gonna stuck
for a while, but at least.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm making lemonade out of this. I'm making lemonade us
for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh yeah, honestly, thank you guys so much. I probably
would have never found out if I didn't do something
like this.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And here we are, all right, take care man, thanks,
you will show to catch a cheater.