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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Your heart is true, your pal, and in everyone a little.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me and the cod
Atash would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically
pokes her head through the window to ask if her
pet Emu Todd can sniff our dreams, because apparently that's
how he gets his creative juices flowing for a slam poetry.
Our social media producer Gabby Todd's a lot like the Sandman.
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And then of course there's Brad, He's a dad, hey chief.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jewbil Show, and this is the time a week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives.
Nina was up with you.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
This week, So my hot friend came through with the
best hookup she has yet to pull. I'm so excited
because I'm going on my first PJ and it's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Your first PJ party.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh, I see peanut, butter and jelly. Private jet. So
my hot friend is friends with this guy who just
sold a video game.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Can you call her your hot because she is?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
She's my hot friend, And I don't think it's just
because of her looks like she's just the person everybody
gravitates towards. And so she's friends with this guy who
sold a video game, and he wanted to celebrate the
video game sale by going to Vegas and packing it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
With a bunch of her friends, certainly because of the
gravity she creates.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And he's rented a private jet.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He rented a private jet. So I was going to
be there anyway for my friend's bachelorette party. My best
friend's getting married, So I was like, yes, I'll catch
a ride on the PJ Hot Friend. Thank you my
first PJ. Can't wait to tell you guys how it goes.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Going on private jet is school because you go into
like a different little airport, you don't have to go
through security, and then our private Yeah. I've been on
a few really before business meetings, oh it or not.
I'm not the least person you would ever think will
be in a business meeting of private jet. But it's
happened to me twice and it wasn't It wasn't all cool.
One of the private jet trips was a meeting because
they were angry about some stuff I did on social
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media and had to put to the corporate offices, and
the owner of the company sent their private jet to
get me. That's what That's what happened. They were I
was like, Hey, at least don't want to private.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
John private jet.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
That meaning that meeting costs a lot of money that trip,
I'm sure that chief, but she wanted me out there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I mean that's hours in the air.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, oh wow, that sounds like you enjoyed yourself flew
back commercial.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Or what's going on with you this?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Well, guys, I'm kind of at a stay and so
life at the moment.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I have two of my best friends who are about
to get engaged pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's so exciting, but then.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm like, I'm usually the only single one at all,
like our friend group parties, et cetera, which not only mind,
but now they're all getting married and they also talking
about having kids, which.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Drunk me wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I'm not about to go find the man to get
married to and have kids. That's scary, but just like
a weird feeling. I don't know, I get that. Look
at me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's interesting. I'm the single one. All my friends are
married with kJ oh, doesn't.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Don't worry about a Victoria. It's the circle of life.
They'll all be single at some point again. Yeah what wait,
hopefully not.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
By that time. Maybe you can catch up with them,
you know, like they'll be getting on their third engagement
and they'll need to stay on your face. So you
guys do what join your weddings? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh? Look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopped it
by Gabby was up with you this week? I had
a near death experience this week. Why I love you
say that so casually? Yeah? Well, I got in Victoria's car. Okay, goodness,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You've ever in the cartia.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It is a ride. It was scary.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Is a thousand times worse than flying in a private.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You count on me time she goes oops, I asked her.
I said, Victoria, what's that noise? And she goes which
one and then turns up. Now listen, you can't hear it.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Nothing's wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Someone said that sounds the breaks failing, but I don't
hear it over Taylor Swift. Well, I'm glad you made it.
Damn it out say you here? Still up with you?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
This week, I'm starting to get frustrated with the service
industry in general. Oh why no, we invite these people
into our lives, right, we got to Barista, the nanny,
all these people, we invite them into our lives.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I was talking to my financial advisor yesterday. He's incredibly boring.
It's the worst financial advisor I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Why do you have him? I don't know, but he's boring.
He's always losing in.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Like you.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Bone to pick up my acupuncturist. Nothing but a backstabber.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Wow, going on with you and keeps getting well. A
couple of things. I'm very excited about the new song
that I'm dropping on May fifth. It'll be on May fifth. Yeah,
So go to my own it's called Go Down Moses.
If you didn't know I do music to you can
go like the pre save link on wherever you get music,
or just go to my social media is wherever. But
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also other than that, I went to the desert like
I do sometimes by myself to like meditate and fast
and sit out there, and uh, I realize how legit
disappointed I get that I'm not abducted by aliens when
I do that. I know I joked about it. I
joke about it, but I was driving back to the
airport and I was really bummed out, and I was
like laughing at with something like dude, you are like
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actually bummed that you have talked athiens. Like okay, yeah,
it was not a joke anymore. I le get so
diss pointed when I don't get I don't know what's wrong,
like I've asked them. I set out there by myself meditate, like, hey, guys,
whenever you want to come pick me up? No, no, nothing, Okay,
he needs to go grab somebody off of lonely Arkansas Highway.
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I'm waiting right there.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know what you get it, they say is you're
not supposed to look for it, so when you least
expect it, that'll come.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They're probably just like, no, he is way too eager.
I just want him up here a wild card. They're
always going to do it here. But may fifth, my
new song comes out, so make sure you check that out.