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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, it's Bethany from the Michael J Morning Show.
You're listening to Michael J and Bethany after hours, and
there's always a cook trying to take it please.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But I'm never fall in love. Baby's just some case.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You wake up botting me out a little bloom.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You lay down.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Eating what I used to do even now, and then
I will.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Get it, says, but I'm never fall in love baby.
Just in case, Just in case, A.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
New country there from Morgan Wallen. Just in case you
didn't know, ninety.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Three point one w p O C No Trudy.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So the All Star Game is tonight, but there's gonna
be something totally different for the first time ever, Bethany.
They're going to give the just these three players, the picture,
the case, and the batter at any given time can
challenge the umpire's call of ball or strike. And then
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they go to and the way they challenges, they're gonna
tap their head twice, all right. So if you see
one of the either the pitcher, the catcher or the
batter tap his head twice, then they go to the
big screen in center field and they play that pitch
over again with the strike box in other words, it's
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either in or out. If if the person you tapped
his head twice is right and the umpire was wrong,
then the team maintains their two challenges. But starting in
the game, each team will have two challenges.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do you follow me?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I follow you? Yeah, I follow you?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
But I see I feel like, and this is because
I don't really care about sports, but if we have
the technology to decide if it's a strike or not,
why don't we just use the technology and fire the empires?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's not what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
But I understand your point, Like, why are they even there,
because it's the way it's always been.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love that excuse my face.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
And they're looking at going to the automated ball and
strike and this is how it's going to start tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Just let's just let's just rip it off.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Wow, that's gonna be wild. I can't wait to see
what happens. How many guys are tapping their heads? And
how if you get challenged as the umpire?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Aren't you going to.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Be real mad if you're wrong? Would you either way?
What what do you mean You're not challenging me? I'm
the Empire ninety.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Three point one w POC traffic.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, sir, you're replaceable. That is what's trending tonight in
the Major League Baseball All Star Game. Interesting automated balls.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that'll be the first time anyone's ever done that
in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Okay, eighty three northbound at Northern Parkway and accident there
as they slowed down.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Both tunnels are backed up.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You're sitting there for about ten minutes before the Fort
McHenry Tunnel and about fifteen minutes before the Harbor Tunnel.
We've got some emergency utility work on Bayside Road northbound
and southbound at Summer City Boulevard. An accident on Erdman
Avenue at Macon Street, a fallen tree on Falls Road
at Benson Mill, and an accident moved to the shoulder
on the outer loop before Reister's Tunnel.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
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The steep seven thirty in the morning in a Mickey
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Speaker 4 (03:34):
Too, muffins want coffee a little bitty on.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Jude ninety three point one, dou WDPOC. Who still doesn't
have tickets for WPOC Saturday in the country raise your head.
You need to get a ticket in that hand quickly,
because they're going fast to keep us.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
In the loop of entertainment and pop culture and the
things we couldn't care about, but somehow we really do.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
As Bethany, all right, So we were talking about millennials.
Last hour, Millennials. Listen up, Harry Potter, the new adaptation
for HBO. First images were released, and everyone's freaking out
online about it. Uh. Atlanta police searching for the suspect
that stole a hard drive containing unreleased Beyonce music. Oh Uh,
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that's that's yucky. Her choreographer. I've determined that's yucky.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They stole it from her choreographer's rental car.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Elmo's x account got hacked and it looked like he
which account ex Twitter. It looked like he tweeted a
whole bunch of really inappropriate things.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Elmo inappropriate.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah, streets like it was hacked. It wasn't Elmo. Everyone
stand down. Sidney Sweeney attended Jeff Bezos' wedding and everyone's like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Why, how are these two connected?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Well, Jeff Bezos is investing in Sidney Sweeney's new lingerie line,
and also Amazon is producing the new James Bond movie,
and it's rumored that Sidney Sweeney will be the Bond girl.
More millennial news, Disney is launching a new dating app.
It's going to be called Single Riders. It's where Disney
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adults can find other Disney adults. Wow, I know, I know.
Brat's okay. So Clueless is coming out. It's the thirtieth
anniversary of the Clueless movie. Mattel has Barbie Dolls in
the Clueless characters, and there's also going to be Brats
dolls for the movie characters. And lastly, here's something that
I want you to debate. Jon Hamm has been the
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voice of Mercedes Benz for fifteen years. He's recently been
replaced with Lucy Lou because the company says they've done
some research and they decided that female voices are more
likely to sell cars because they're memorable, engaging, and more likable.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I'm down with that. I mean, I would rather listen
to a female voice myself.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Interesting because I have heard as a female in the
voice industry and you would rather hear a male Well no, no,
I've heard for years, Okay that women's voices are annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Women's voices are screeching women. I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You wouldn't believe the people that say that. So it's
interesting to me who's voice resonates more with you? Seven
sevent nine sixty two. Begin your message with higher hate.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well, let's try it. Would you rather hear a female
or a male?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well, the slogan for Mercedes you said, Lucy Lou's going
to be the Mercedes voice, right, it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Best or Nothing. That's their slogan.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, so why don't you try it. We'll do the
female voice and then I'll try it. We'll do the
male voice, and we'll see which one works better. Does
either one make you want to spend two hundred thousand
dollars in a car?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, I don't know how good? All right? So it's
Mercedes Benz The Best or Nothing? Ready?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, and take one Bethany Linderman as the voice for Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And Action Mercedes Benz The Best or Nothing. That sounded
really good? You like that?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Let me try it once? Ready, Michael J. Mercedes Benz
and take take one and Action Mercedes Benz The Best
or Nothing?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay? Which one is going to make you buy? A
luxury vehicle. I'm sticking with my apples.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Three point one w POC traffic.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Green Valley Road northbound between New London and Liberty Road
closed Annapolis Road due to an accident.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The southbound left turn lane is also closed. Eighty three and.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Shaniah ninety three point one WPOC and jail. Just before that,
and that song Bethany that Jelly Role was singing here
he is. He was in concert just the other night
and a little girl, you gotta see this video. I'll
put it up on our Facebook, on wposc's facebook.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She had a sign.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
She probably was twelve thirteen, just young, young girl and
she was in tears listening to Jelly Roll sing this song.
And she held a sign up that said, Jelly Roll
my mom. Mom died last August. She wrote your lyrics
in her journal and if she could, she would be here.
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Love Elena. Well, Jelly was singing this and he read
the sign and he started cracking up, breaking down. He
pointed out to her and he was like and he
was like singing the song to her. You know, Jelly
Roll does touch fans deeply.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
I mean that song is really really like if you're
having a bad day. That is the song that you
want to hear.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's too much.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Well, sorry to hear about Little Elene's mo Mom. That's
tough and uh, you know what, it's country music that
gets you through it though, which is what I really
love about what we play. These songs really do become,
you know, part of our lives. Yeah, you know what
I mean. All right, Well, let's get you into the
hot seat and we'll see what we can do about you.
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At eight one hundred three two one six ninety three.
Now are you ready for the heat? Ninety three point
one w POC Michael J and Bethany Little Tennessee Whiskey?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
All right, turner ghos to me. He's my fourteen year old.
He goes, hey, ma, hey, ma, I ever heard this song.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's called Tennessee Whiskey. It's really good and he's digging it.
I was like, yeah, I I've heard it. It is really good.
He's got good taste. I love that love. He thinks
he discovered Chris Dableton. Oh he's fourteen though he's fourteen. Hey, sir,
what is your name?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Gordon?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Gordon?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Tell us a little about yourself, Gordon? What are you
all about? What do you do.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I am a father of two children that I love dearly.
Both birthdays just passed, and I'm working right now for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
All right, what do you do for Coca Cola?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I'm a merchandizer. I'll keep the shelf fool all right.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It's all about product, product placement. Gordon's on it, absolutely.
Why when I live on die Coke? Gordon's yeah, we
love wonderful. We love your products.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Gordon, are happy to hear that. That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We'll keep you employed. Here you go.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I have three questions for you. You have three seconds
to answer each. If you don't do it in time,
Michael J will buzz you and hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Are you ready? All right?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
That would be like like that. So I don't want
to buzz you Gordon, because we love Coke. You know
you're a Coca Cola guy, So let's make it work.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Sounds good.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Question number one, Cordon, do you think it's hard to
make friends as an adult?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
No? No, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Well, I mean he's working for the Coca Cola company,
so is a friend to all. It's like, hey, can
you bring over a couple of those two liter bottles, right.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Question number two, Gordon, when do you feel the safest.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
When I'm at home with my family?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
You know a lot of us say that because at
home is where it's fun to just relax and you
can be yourself, right Gordon.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, you've got like a special chair or a he's
not like a recliner kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You got a recliner.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
My father's in a recliner. I'm on a couch, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right, Joe Gordon.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
All right. That's number three, Gordon. What is the most
expensive thing you've ever purchased?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And how much was it? Not including a house?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
My car?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
There?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You got?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
How much was your car?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Twelve thousand?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay, that's okay. I like it, Gordon, you win.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Congratulations. You're gonna be going to see something. We're gonna
stid going.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
To see a new guy. Ty Myers is going to
be done at the Anthem on November first. You got
yourself a pair of tickets, all right, Gordon.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
That's right before my birthday on November fourth. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, I love that.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
An early happy birthday present. That's aw eety three point
one w POC traffic.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh Kidoki.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
We've got an accident at eighty three North found at
Northern Parkway. In ninety five south found at Keith Avenue
and accident moved to the shoulder there. We are closed
at Alpin Way due to some emergency sewer repairs. Traffic
is alternating in the southbound lane. And that's at Sully Avenue.
And then we've got you know, your typical road construction
becoming an issue all over the place.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Give me Gordon again, Hey, Gordon, are you still there?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I want to ask you a question. Since you work
for Coca Cola, you know a lot about what's going on.
You guys, have any like new flavors coming? What's the
inside scoop at Coca Cola?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well, right now we had a couple of new flavors
drop with the sprit Tea and the Power eight sour drinks.
You always got something brewing in the in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I heard good is it? Do you like the Sprite Sea?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
It's very good. It's definitely a good summer drink, nice
and cold.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Look at that, probably splashed some vodka in there. What
do you know about that? Gordon?
Speaker 8 (13:42):
I know a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Carur iheard Radio Music Festival pre ninety three w C.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Now, really, what's hitting me? A Bethany?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I was just reading about this fire at an assisted
living facility in Massachusetts. That's such a sad story. Nine dead,
but I know assisted living. The whole thing started on fire.
There were one hundred residents though, so they did get many.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Many people out. What happened did they find that would
cause the fire? Oh, they're looking into it, but I
guess it hasn't been inspected in over a year.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Wow. And residents that they really liked living there, but
there were some issues like the elevator was broken and
some things weren't you know, up far. So it's just
there's so many people living in these kind of homes
all over the country, so it's just.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
You know, did you know that Baltimore City Police Department
has one hundred and three people that have joined the
ranks so far this year, so recruitment is up, but
they have not been able to become officers because last
year the gun range that they would get certified on
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was they started denying Baltimore City Police officers the chance
to train on that range, and so the mayor just
got involved and he went to the governor and said,
what is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You need to stay in one place where they can go.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I guess they're working with the National Guard in the
facility that they had. So politicians need to get it
together and we need to get our because you know,
this just comes up over the weekend. Everyone's talking about
all the crime that was happening in Federal Hill and
should there be more police on the beat, you know,
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walking and being and you don't see police around anymore,
and then you find out that one hundred and three
police officers are held up in the process. They're trying
to be Yeah, they've been hired, but they haven't gotten certified,
so they can't be out thereoc traffic. So Mayor Scott
is talking to the governor and hopefully they can figure
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it out.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Get it together all right.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
The Outerloo, but seven to ninety five, an accident there
has been moved to the shoulder. Things a stop and
go back to Riserstown Road eighty three southbound before Northern Parkway.
An accident there has things stop and go back to
the old Pinnacle Road overpass. There's stop and go traffic
on eight enty five before the Harbor Tunnel, but it's
not too bad. And there's a fallen tree on Falls
Road southbound at Benson Mill Road. Hey, and shout out
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to Guntry. Brian Wolfe, my buddy, he's Baltimore County originally.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Maybe you all.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
You know, if you can't find a range in the city,
that's where I'm heading, go to Guntry.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
This report is sponsored by American Public University. Whether you're
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sitting long cold true.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Nobody knows what I'm going through at the time, worn
and bucking my shoes.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
What so much stairsday singing.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Not not any need at goods? Not any need? Isn't
it something made me bad?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Tim the middle not any means.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Middle shaboozy w POC Saturday in the country. We're running
out of tickets the pavilion just to I guess a
handful of seats available. If you want to be in
the pavilion Saturday, August thirtieth, you better get on the step.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Michael J's music sitting minute in sixty seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
You don't know like you own music, all right, there's
a lot going on here. Bethany to chew on today.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
You know who Gene Simmons is I mean barely okay.
He was the guy with the long tongue in Kiss,
the black and white makeup. Yes, well they all had
black and white makeup, but he was the he's the leader,
he's the owner of the Kiss brand and everything.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So he was talking in an interview yesterday about Taylor
Swift and here's what he said.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Wait a minute, I'm okay, she connected especially with young
females and God bless and more of that. That ain't
the Beatles or Elvis, she said.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
He said, She's not the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a Swiftie.
But this is third people up saying because he's he's
insinuating that she's not as important as the Beatles to
her fans.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
She is.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
So Taylor Swift fans are flipping out about it. His
quote again, Taylor Swift isn't the Beatles?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Okay, okay, So Geene Simmons, I knew you'd have a reaction.
Who barely, I mean, the relevancy is just petering.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He's from. Does anybody pay attention to Kiss anymore?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Does anybody can know? He thank you? He puts Taylor
Swift's name in his mouth. So that he gets headlined.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, here's the good news.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Darius Rocker is in the news because he lost his voice,
and that's the bad news. The good news is he
gave all the money back to everybody at the show
in Atlantic City, and he said this has never happened before.
We wish him get well. Wishes Darius was voiceless this
past weekend. Tried to perform, didn't work. His voice just
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was not there. I mean, it can happen to anybody, right,
of course, you can get sick. So he gave the
money back and there was no option to reschedule. So
he's issued a full refund to everybody in Atlantic City
and hopefully no one's mad at him.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Ninety three point one WPOC traffic and the.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Accident on the outer loop has been moved to the
right shoulder. That's at seven ninety five. Things are stopping
go on BW Parkway Southound between around the Mills Boulevard
and one seventy five. There's next in eighty three seven
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ninety three point one w POC.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
The Michael J Morning Show, Michael J and Bethany were
cracking up while Sam Hunt was singing because Bethany found
a list of some ways that millennials are making fun
of other millennials, and.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Text yours by the way seven seven ninety six two
begin your message with higher hey or call us eight
hundred and three two one thirty six ninety three.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We have tons of millennials listening.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Well, you're a millennial if you're born between nineteen eighty
one and nineteen ninety six. Right, So, Bethany, you are squarely,
solidly a millennial, that's right, And I feel very seen
by this. For instance, how we do our eyeliner?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, how do you do your hot So I.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Believe the millennial way to do the eye liner is
like thick black eyeliner all the way around your eye.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Right, but that's not what When did the thing come
in where? Yeah, millennials do that a lot too.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
The cat eye cat Yeah, yeah, that's very popular for
millennials right right, But now it's like a more natural
look and sometimes it's only like a brown eyeliner on
the top of lid, or sometimes it's white on the bottom. Okay,
so we're not doing the thick black anymore. Okay, the
millennials still are. I'm glad I'm catching up with it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Like the skinny jeans. Millennials are still doing the skinny jeans. Okay,
I'm totally.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Guilty of this one. Throwing up a peace sign and
sticking your tongue out when there's a picture.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Like you do do that? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm okay with the peace sign, uh huh, but the
tongue out. And You're not the only one that I've seen.
Is I know a few other people that like to
do that, Millennials.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I love this one.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
When you have to use your your PC or your
laptop to book big purchases, you can't.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You can't use your phone.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Well, I'm in a book a flight, I gotta get
my I gotta get my computer out. I don't know,
because it's like a big purchase, so you gotta Oh,
I gotta get my computer out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh this one.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
I really really hate this one, okay, and it is
so common. So I'm about to I'm probably about to
offend like a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm ready for this.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
When you post when you have gotten engaged, when you've
purchased a house, right when you've had a baby, post
a photo and then you post underneath a photo.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I did a thing. Oh, I did a thing. That's
that's so that's a millennial thing.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yes, wow, And we're like and we've been doing it,
guys for like ten to fifteen years, so we need
to stop.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I I did a thing. Okay, that is definitely not
my generation.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Please stop using the word amaze balls. Yeah, yeah, it's time.
Or how about this one?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You're guilty?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
This one?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What live?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Laugh? Love?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I don't know why. I don't know what generation this
puts me in. But and maybe they're cheesy, I get it.
I think it's cool. Like in our kitchen, we have
like a doorframe, so above the doorframe there's.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Like a piece of molding and I've got that. I
don't have to.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I gotta remember what the sign even says. No, it's
something about wine welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
It's like good wine, good friends or something like that, right,
And I mean, you don't really pay attention to.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It, but it's up there. I don't dislike it. But
my daughter, she's like, that is so tacky. Take it down.
She's like, take it down.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
So she literally took it down and it was laying
for like two months and then one day I walk
and I'm like, hey, where's this sign?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Because above the door. I don't know what you're doing here.
I don't know if I should drink wine or talk
to my friends.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What is wrong with good wine, good friends? Oh god,
what is wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Does that make me a boomer? Does that make me
a generation acts? I don't even know what generation.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That meant for that? It's not it's not great. Oh
it's not a big deal. Come on, you can have
signs right.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Well, no, if you have trouble deciding what a room
should be for, like maybe you need a sign for it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I know, like people have eat in the kitchen. Let's
throw it back with So.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
She was in a backyard, say it was a little passner.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
A prince led.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
A little sound like.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Too bad tonight, And I'm a good diamond donor.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
She don't know. I get some big, big bland. She
don't know. She don't know. I get some big big land.
She don't know, she don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Ninety three point one w POC millennials were talking about you.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Are we still cutting the six pack plastic things? So
they don't get wrapped around a turtle.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You know what, is that true? We should do that
or shouldn't? Because I do do it. I just did
it the other day. I was throwing out the top
to I think you should do that, right, Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
How about thinking about every single text or email that
you send without punctuation, emojis, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You think someone's gonna get mad at you? That's true,
that's really true.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Converse sneakers beat up with neon shoelaces? Is that a
thing people are millennials are doing. Let's see what else
are people saying? Oh, socks, ankle socks. Okay, this is
a big one. The lower your sock line, the older
you are. Oh so that's why I like the real
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low one that like no shows. Yeah, yeah, what's wrong
with them? No, that's not that's not a thing right now.
In fact, I sometimes don't like to wear socks at all,
and my kids are like, you're so old.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, the only thing bad about that is this time
of year, because I would I like to not wear
socks too, But then you take your shoes off and
the whole inside of the shoe comes out.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I hate that. Calling your pets for babies. We're treating
your pets like kids. Well, I think we're all guilty
of that, aren't we. Maybe? Yeah, I don't know. Millennials
are I'm a dog mom. Yeah, I don't do that.
How about being overly into Harry Potter.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Or Disney, that's a millennial thing, yeah, Disney adults, that's
absolutely I like this one.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Too, ending ending every text with l O L.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
That people overdo it, and it's like, what's funny about it?
If you're not really laughing out loud? Right, let's get
rid of l O L. I think we're done with
It's like.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Because MILLENNI I feel like it's like the one where
she said that she thought she was gonna get fired
if she sends a text without an emoji. Because millennials,
I feel like I think they have to apologize for everything,
you know.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's something I'm talking to my therapist about.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Ninety three POC like traffic, like stop saying you're sorry?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What is that that? Lol? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Exactly, exactly, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
There's an excident at eighty three northbound at Northern Parkway
eight ninety five southbound before the Harvard Tunnel backed up
about fifteen minutes same with ninety five southbound in the
Fort mckenry Tunnel. We're slow and b Top Parkway of
course between around the Most Boulevard and NSA Bayside Road
to southbound and northbound at Summer City Boulevard. Clothes right now,
do some emergency roadwork. And there's a fallen tree falls
road at Benson Mill Road. So how each generation answers
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the phone?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Back in answers the phone.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Here's a boomer answering, Hello, this is Judy. Here's a
millennial answering the phone. And here's gen Z answering the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And no, she's get off my phone, mister.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
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Hey guys, it's Bethany from the Michael J Morning Show.
You're listening to Michael J and Bethany after hours, and
there's always a cook trying to take it please.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
But I'm never fall in love. Baby's just some case.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You wake up botting me out a little bloom.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You lay down.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Eating what I used to do even now, and then
I will.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Get it, says, but I'm never fall in love baby.
Just in case, Just in case, A.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
New country there from Morgan Wallen. Just in case you
didn't know, ninety.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Three point one w p O C No Trudy.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So the All Star Game is tonight, but there's gonna
be something totally different for the first time ever, Bethany.
They're going to give the just these three players, the picture,
the case, and the batter at any given time can
challenge the umpire's call of ball or strike. And then
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they go to and the way they challenges, they're gonna
tap their head twice, all right. So if you see
one of the either the pitcher, the catcher or the
batter tap his head twice, then they go to the
big screen in center field and they play that pitch
over again with the strike box in other words, it's
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either in or out. If if the person you tapped
his head twice is right and the umpire was wrong,
then the team maintains their two challenges. But starting in
the game, each team will have two challenges.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Do you follow me?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I follow you? Yeah, I follow you?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
But I see I feel like, and this is because
I don't really care about sports, but if we have
the technology to decide if it's a strike or not,
why don't we just use the technology and fire the empires?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's not what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
But I understand your point, Like, why are they even there,
because it's the way it's always been.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love that excuse my face.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
And they're looking at going to the automated ball and
strike and this is how it's going to start tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Just let's just let's just rip it off.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Wow, that's gonna be wild. I can't wait to see
what happens. How many guys are tapping their heads? And
how if you get challenged as the umpire?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Aren't you going to.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Be real mad if you're wrong? Would you either way?
What what do you mean You're not challenging me? I'm
the Empire ninety.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Three point one w POC traffic.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, sir, you're replaceable. That is what's trending tonight in
the Major League Baseball All Star Game. Interesting automated balls.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that'll be the first time anyone's ever done that
in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Okay, eighty three northbound at Northern Parkway and accident there
as they slowed down.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Both tunnels are backed up.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
You're sitting there for about ten minutes before the Fort
McHenry Tunnel and about fifteen minutes before the Harbor Tunnel.
We've got some emergency utility work on Bayside Road northbound
and southbound at Summer City Boulevard. An accident on Erdman
Avenue at Macon Street, a fallen tree on Falls Road
at Benson Mill, and an accident moved to the shoulder
on the outer loop before Reister's Tunnel.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
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Speaker 4 (03:34):
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Speaker 5 (03:38):
Jude ninety three point one, dou WDPOC. Who still doesn't
have tickets for WPOC Saturday in the country raise your head.
You need to get a ticket in that hand quickly,
because they're going fast to keep us.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
In the loop of entertainment and pop culture and the
things we couldn't care about, but somehow we really do.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
As Bethany, all right, So we were talking about millennials.
Last hour, Millennials. Listen up, Harry Potter, the new adaptation
for HBO. First images were released, and everyone's freaking out
online about it. Uh. Atlanta police searching for the suspect
that stole a hard drive containing unreleased Beyonce music. Oh Uh,
(04:23):
that's that's yucky. Her choreographer. I've determined that's yucky.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They stole it from her choreographer's rental car.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Elmo's x account got hacked and it looked like he
which account ex Twitter. It looked like he tweeted a
whole bunch of really inappropriate things.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Elmo inappropriate.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah, streets like it was hacked. It wasn't Elmo. Everyone
stand down. Sidney Sweeney attended Jeff Bezos' wedding and everyone's like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Why, how are these two connected?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Well, Jeff Bezos is investing in Sidney Sweeney's new lingerie line,
and also Amazon is producing the new James Bond movie,
and it's rumored that Sidney Sweeney will be the Bond girl.
More millennial news, Disney is launching a new dating app.
It's going to be called Single Riders. It's where Disney
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adults can find other Disney adults. Wow, I know, I know.
Brat's okay. So Clueless is coming out. It's the thirtieth
anniversary of the Clueless movie. Mattel has Barbie Dolls in
the Clueless characters, and there's also going to be Brats
dolls for the movie characters. And lastly, here's something that
I want you to debate. Jon Hamm has been the
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voice of Mercedes Benz for fifteen years. He's recently been
replaced with Lucy Lou because the company says they've done
some research and they decided that female voices are more
likely to sell cars because they're memorable, engaging, and more likable.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I'm down with that. I mean, I would rather listen
to a female voice myself.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Interesting because I have heard as a female in the
voice industry and you would rather hear a male Well no, no,
I've heard for years, Okay that women's voices are annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Women's voices are screeching women. I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You wouldn't believe the people that say that. So it's
interesting to me who's voice resonates more with you? Seven
sevent nine sixty two. Begin your message with higher hate.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well, let's try it. Would you rather hear a female
or a male?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well, the slogan for Mercedes you said, Lucy Lou's going
to be the Mercedes voice, right, it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Best or Nothing. That's their slogan.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, so why don't you try it. We'll do the
female voice and then I'll try it. We'll do the
male voice, and we'll see which one works better. Does
either one make you want to spend two hundred thousand
dollars in a car?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, I don't know how good? All right? So it's
Mercedes Benz The Best or Nothing? Ready?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Okay, and take one Bethany Linderman as the voice for Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And Action Mercedes Benz The Best or Nothing. That sounded
really good? You like that?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Let me try it once? Ready, Michael J. Mercedes Benz
and take take one and Action Mercedes Benz The Best
or Nothing?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay? Which one is going to make you buy? A
luxury vehicle. I'm sticking with my apples.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Three point one w POC traffic.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Green Valley Road northbound between New London and Liberty Road
closed Annapolis Road due to an accident.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The southbound left turn lane is also closed. Eighty three and.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Shaniah ninety three point one WPOC and jail. Just before that,
and that song Bethany that Jelly Role was singing here
he is. He was in concert just the other night
and a little girl, you gotta see this video. I'll
put it up on our Facebook, on wposc's facebook.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She had a sign.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
She probably was twelve thirteen, just young, young girl and
she was in tears listening to Jelly Roll sing this song.
And she held a sign up that said, Jelly Roll
my mom. Mom died last August. She wrote your lyrics
in her journal and if she could, she would be here.
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Love Elena. Well, Jelly was singing this and he read
the sign and he started cracking up, breaking down. He
pointed out to her and he was like and he
was like singing the song to her. You know, Jelly
Roll does touch fans deeply.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
I mean that song is really really like if you're
having a bad day. That is the song that you
want to hear.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's too much.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Well, sorry to hear about Little Elene's mo Mom. That's
tough and uh, you know what, it's country music that
gets you through it though, which is what I really
love about what we play. These songs really do become,
you know, part of our lives. Yeah, you know what
I mean. All right, Well, let's get you into the
hot seat and we'll see what we can do about you.
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At eight one hundred three two one six ninety three.
Now are you ready for the heat? Ninety three point
one w POC Michael J and Bethany Little Tennessee Whiskey?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
All right, turner ghos to me. He's my fourteen year old.
He goes, hey, ma, hey, ma, I ever heard this song.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's called Tennessee Whiskey. It's really good and he's digging it.
I was like, yeah, I I've heard it. It is really good.
He's got good taste. I love that love. He thinks
he discovered Chris Dableton. Oh he's fourteen though he's fourteen. Hey, sir,
what is your name?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Gordon?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Gordon?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Tell us a little about yourself, Gordon? What are you
all about? What do you do.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I am a father of two children that I love dearly.
Both birthdays just passed, and I'm working right now for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
All right, what do you do for Coca Cola?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
I'm a merchandizer. I'll keep the shelf fool all right.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It's all about product, product placement. Gordon's on it, absolutely.
Why when I live on die Coke? Gordon's yeah, we
love wonderful. We love your products.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Gordon, are happy to hear that. That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We'll keep you employed. Here you go.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I have three questions for you. You have three seconds
to answer each. If you don't do it in time,
Michael J will buzz you and hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Are you ready? All right?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
That would be like like that. So I don't want
to buzz you Gordon, because we love Coke. You know
you're a Coca Cola guy, So let's make it work.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Sounds good.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Question number one, Cordon, do you think it's hard to
make friends as an adult?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
No? No, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Well, I mean he's working for the Coca Cola company,
so is a friend to all. It's like, hey, can
you bring over a couple of those two liter bottles, right.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Question number two, Gordon, when do you feel the safest.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
When I'm at home with my family?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
You know a lot of us say that because at
home is where it's fun to just relax and you
can be yourself, right Gordon.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, you've got like a special chair or a he's
not like a recliner kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You got a recliner.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
My father's in a recliner. I'm on a couch, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Right, Joe Gordon.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
All right. That's number three, Gordon. What is the most
expensive thing you've ever purchased?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And how much was it? Not including a house?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
My car?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
There?
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You got?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
How much was your car?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Twelve thousand?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay, that's okay. I like it, Gordon, you win.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Congratulations. You're gonna be going to see something. We're gonna
stid going.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
To see a new guy. Ty Myers is going to
be done at the Anthem on November first. You got
yourself a pair of tickets, all right, Gordon.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
That's right before my birthday on November fourth. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, I love that.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
An early happy birthday present. That's aw eety three point
one w POC traffic.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh Kidoki.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
We've got an accident at eighty three North found at
Northern Parkway. In ninety five south found at Keith Avenue
and accident moved to the shoulder there. We are closed
at Alpin Way due to some emergency sewer repairs. Traffic
is alternating in the southbound lane. And that's at Sully Avenue.
And then we've got you know, your typical road construction
becoming an issue all over the place.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Give me Gordon again, Hey, Gordon, are you still there?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I want to ask you a question. Since you work
for Coca Cola, you know a lot about what's going on.
You guys, have any like new flavors coming? What's the
inside scoop at Coca Cola?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Well, right now we had a couple of new flavors
drop with the sprit Tea and the Power eight sour drinks.
You always got something brewing in the in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I heard good is it? Do you like the Sprite Sea?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
It's very good. It's definitely a good summer drink, nice
and cold.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Look at that, probably splashed some vodka in there. What
do you know about that? Gordon?
Speaker 8 (13:42):
I know a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Carur iheard Radio Music Festival pre ninety three w C.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Now, really, what's hitting me? A Bethany?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I was just reading about this fire at an assisted
living facility in Massachusetts. That's such a sad story. Nine dead,
but I know assisted living. The whole thing started on fire.
There were one hundred residents though, so they did get many.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Many people out. What happened did they find that would
cause the fire? Oh, they're looking into it, but I
guess it hasn't been inspected in over a year.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Wow. And residents that they really liked living there, but
there were some issues like the elevator was broken and
some things weren't you know, up far. So it's just
there's so many people living in these kind of homes
all over the country, so it's just.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
You know, did you know that Baltimore City Police Department
has one hundred and three people that have joined the
ranks so far this year, so recruitment is up, but
they have not been able to become officers because last
year the gun range that they would get certified on
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was they started denying Baltimore City Police officers the chance
to train on that range, and so the mayor just
got involved and he went to the governor and said,
what is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You need to stay in one place where they can go.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I guess they're working with the National Guard in the
facility that they had. So politicians need to get it
together and we need to get our because you know,
this just comes up over the weekend. Everyone's talking about
all the crime that was happening in Federal Hill and
should there be more police on the beat, you know,
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walking and being and you don't see police around anymore,
and then you find out that one hundred and three
police officers are held up in the process. They're trying
to be Yeah, they've been hired, but they haven't gotten certified,
so they can't be out thereoc traffic. So Mayor Scott
is talking to the governor and hopefully they can figure
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it out.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Get it together all right.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
The Outerloo, but seven to ninety five, an accident there
has been moved to the shoulder. Things a stop and
go back to Riserstown Road eighty three southbound before Northern Parkway.
An accident there has things stop and go back to
the old Pinnacle Road overpass. There's stop and go traffic
on eight enty five before the Harbor Tunnel, but it's
not too bad. And there's a fallen tree on Falls
Road southbound at Benson Mill Road. Hey, and shout out
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to Guntry. Brian Wolfe, my buddy, he's Baltimore County originally.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Maybe you all.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
You know, if you can't find a range in the city,
that's where I'm heading, go to Guntry.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
This report is sponsored by American Public University. Whether you're
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sitting long cold true.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Nobody knows what I'm going through at the time, worn
and bucking my shoes.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
What so much stairsday singing.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Not not any need at goods? Not any need? Isn't
it something made me bad?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Tim the middle not any means.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Middle shaboozy w POC Saturday in the country. We're running
out of tickets the pavilion just to I guess a
handful of seats available. If you want to be in
the pavilion Saturday, August thirtieth, you better get on the step.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Michael J's music sitting minute in sixty seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
You don't know like you own music, all right, there's
a lot going on here. Bethany to chew on today.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
You know who Gene Simmons is I mean barely okay.
He was the guy with the long tongue in Kiss,
the black and white makeup. Yes, well they all had
black and white makeup, but he was the he's the leader,
he's the owner of the Kiss brand and everything.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So he was talking in an interview yesterday about Taylor
Swift and here's what he said.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Wait a minute, I'm okay, she connected especially with young
females and God bless and more of that. That ain't
the Beatles or Elvis, she said.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
He said, She's not the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a Swiftie.
But this is third people up saying because he's he's
insinuating that she's not as important as the Beatles to
her fans.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
She is.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
So Taylor Swift fans are flipping out about it. His
quote again, Taylor Swift isn't the Beatles?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Okay, okay, So Geene Simmons, I knew you'd have a reaction.
Who barely, I mean, the relevancy is just petering.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
He's from. Does anybody pay attention to Kiss anymore?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Does anybody can know? He thank you? He puts Taylor
Swift's name in his mouth. So that he gets headlined.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, here's the good news.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Darius Rocker is in the news because he lost his voice,
and that's the bad news. The good news is he
gave all the money back to everybody at the show
in Atlantic City, and he said this has never happened before.
We wish him get well. Wishes Darius was voiceless this
past weekend. Tried to perform, didn't work. His voice just
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was not there. I mean, it can happen to anybody, right,
of course, you can get sick. So he gave the
money back and there was no option to reschedule. So
he's issued a full refund to everybody in Atlantic City
and hopefully no one's mad at him.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Ninety three point one WPOC traffic and the.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Accident on the outer loop has been moved to the
right shoulder. That's at seven ninety five. Things are stopping
go on BW Parkway Southound between around the Mills Boulevard
and one seventy five. There's next in eighty three seven
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ninety three point one w POC.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
The Michael J Morning Show, Michael J and Bethany were
cracking up while Sam Hunt was singing because Bethany found
a list of some ways that millennials are making fun
of other millennials, and.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Text yours by the way seven seven ninety six two
begin your message with higher hey or call us eight
hundred and three two one thirty six ninety three.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We have tons of millennials listening.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Well, you're a millennial if you're born between nineteen eighty
one and nineteen ninety six. Right, So, Bethany, you are squarely,
solidly a millennial, that's right, And I feel very seen
by this. For instance, how we do our eyeliner?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, how do you do your hot So I.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Believe the millennial way to do the eye liner is
like thick black eyeliner all the way around your eye.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Right, but that's not what When did the thing come
in where? Yeah, millennials do that a lot too.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
The cat eye cat Yeah, yeah, that's very popular for
millennials right right, But now it's like a more natural
look and sometimes it's only like a brown eyeliner on
the top of lid, or sometimes it's white on the bottom. Okay,
so we're not doing the thick black anymore. Okay, the
millennials still are. I'm glad I'm catching up with it.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Like the skinny jeans. Millennials are still doing the skinny jeans. Okay,
I'm totally.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Guilty of this one. Throwing up a peace sign and
sticking your tongue out when there's a picture.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Like you do do that? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm okay with the peace sign, uh huh, but the
tongue out. And You're not the only one that I've seen.
Is I know a few other people that like to
do that, Millennials.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I love this one.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
When you have to use your your PC or your
laptop to book big purchases, you can't.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
You can't use your phone.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Well, I'm in a book a flight, I gotta get
my I gotta get my computer out. I don't know,
because it's like a big purchase, so you gotta Oh,
I gotta get my computer out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh this one.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
I really really hate this one, okay, and it is
so common. So I'm about to I'm probably about to
offend like a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm ready for this.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
When you post when you have gotten engaged, when you've
purchased a house, right when you've had a baby, post
a photo and then you post underneath a photo.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I did a thing. Oh, I did a thing. That's
that's so that's a millennial thing.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Yes, wow, And we're like and we've been doing it,
guys for like ten to fifteen years, so we need
to stop.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I I did a thing. Okay, that is definitely not
my generation.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Please stop using the word amaze balls. Yeah, yeah, it's time.
Or how about this one?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You're guilty?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
This one?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What live?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Laugh? Love?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I don't know why. I don't know what generation this
puts me in. But and maybe they're cheesy, I get it.
I think it's cool. Like in our kitchen, we have
like a doorframe, so above the doorframe there's.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Like a piece of molding and I've got that. I
don't have to.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I gotta remember what the sign even says. No, it's
something about wine welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
It's like good wine, good friends or something like that, right,
And I mean, you don't really pay attention to.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It, but it's up there. I don't dislike it. But
my daughter, she's like, that is so tacky. Take it down.
She's like, take it down.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
So she literally took it down and it was laying
for like two months and then one day I walk
and I'm like, hey, where's this sign?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Because above the door. I don't know what you're doing here.
I don't know if I should drink wine or talk
to my friends.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What is wrong with good wine, good friends? Oh god,
what is wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Does that make me a boomer? Does that make me
a generation acts? I don't even know what generation.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That meant for that? It's not it's not great. Oh
it's not a big deal. Come on, you can have
signs right.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Well, no, if you have trouble deciding what a room
should be for, like maybe you need a sign for it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I know, like people have eat in the kitchen. Let's
throw it back with So.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
She was in a backyard, say it was a little passner.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
A prince led.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
A little sound like.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Too bad tonight, And I'm a good diamond donor.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
She don't know. I get some big, big bland. She
don't know. She don't know. I get some big big land.
She don't know, she don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Ninety three point one w POC millennials were talking about you.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah we are.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Are we still cutting the six pack plastic things? So
they don't get wrapped around a turtle.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You know what, is that true? We should do that
or shouldn't? Because I do do it. I just did
it the other day. I was throwing out the top
to I think you should do that, right, Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
How about thinking about every single text or email that
you send without punctuation, emojis, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You think someone's gonna get mad at you? That's true,
that's really true.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Converse sneakers beat up with neon shoelaces? Is that a
thing people are millennials are doing. Let's see what else
are people saying? Oh, socks, ankle socks. Okay, this is
a big one. The lower your sock line, the older
you are. Oh so that's why I like the real
(26:00):
low one that like no shows. Yeah, yeah, what's wrong
with them? No, that's not that's not a thing right now.
In fact, I sometimes don't like to wear socks at all,
and my kids are like, you're so old.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, the only thing bad about that is this time
of year, because I would I like to not wear
socks too, But then you take your shoes off and
the whole inside of the shoe comes out.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I hate that. Calling your pets for babies. We're treating
your pets like kids. Well, I think we're all guilty
of that, aren't we. Maybe? Yeah, I don't know. Millennials
are I'm a dog mom. Yeah, I don't do that.
How about being overly into Harry Potter.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Or Disney, that's a millennial thing, yeah, Disney adults, that's
absolutely I like this one.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Too, ending ending every text with l O L.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
That people overdo it, and it's like, what's funny about it?
If you're not really laughing out loud? Right, let's get
rid of l O L. I think we're done with
It's like.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Because MILLENNI I feel like it's like the one where
she said that she thought she was gonna get fired
if she sends a text without an emoji. Because millennials,
I feel like I think they have to apologize for everything,
you know.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's something I'm talking to my therapist about.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Ninety three POC like traffic, like stop saying you're sorry?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What is that that? Lol? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Exactly, exactly, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
There's an excident at eighty three northbound at Northern Parkway
eight ninety five southbound before the Harvard Tunnel backed up
about fifteen minutes same with ninety five southbound in the
Fort mckenry Tunnel. We're slow and b Top Parkway of
course between around the Most Boulevard and NSA Bayside Road
to southbound and northbound at Summer City Boulevard. Clothes right now,
do some emergency roadwork. And there's a fallen tree falls
road at Benson Mill Road. So how each generation answers
(27:50):
the phone?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Back in answers the phone.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Here's a boomer answering, Hello, this is Judy. Here's a
millennial answering the phone. And here's gen Z answering the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And no, she's get off my phone, mister.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
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