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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash. Hey, how tomorrow show today? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Are we excited to be in the future? Wednesday's program?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wednesday's program kind of it unfolds and dissolves and then
it reconstitutes itself and then it broadcasts itself tomorrow something
like that. That's what we're going to do it. I
know A six thirty. We're gonna be talking about what
you're talking about? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What are we talking about? We're talking about our word
of the day, which is going to be abnegate.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, strongly object abnegate.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Renounce or reject something that's desired or valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh see, I just beat around it, don't I. I
use words incorrectly. They're close. But no, cigar, who's going
to call you out on it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Nobody knows what these words mean. That's true. So you
just throw some syllables together and people go, can't you
use it in context?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And like that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
High Holy week. When you you you quote, you paraphrase
the Bible and then you throw out a verse Matthew
seventeen twelve.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Did you just say Matthew sevent thro It there? But
it's not actually Matthew seventeen twelve oh.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Or Matthew may not have even written that. I could
have been from Gallagher. You know, you don't know from.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's how you handle High Holy Week. Well, abnegate, renownce,
or reject something desired or valuable. That's what we're talking
about tomorrow. I hope nobody abnegates these concert tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, don't reject down, don't reject them the twenty fourth
of April. They're valuable.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So hopefully you'll pick those up tomorrow morning about six thirty.
Let me get on over to the Morning Rush blog
because we had some other stories. While I'm looking to
get there, I should tell you that today is tax
day technically for the world or for the country, but
there are several states like Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina.
They got the federal government game gave us an extra
(02:01):
couple of weeks because of the Hurricane Helene, so you
get till May first. But with that being said, Buffalo
Wild Wings has a special going on today where you
get a free sandwich with your fifteen dollars purchase Burger
King get a one cent cheeseburger to celebrate text Day
with the purchase of any anything that cost a dollar
or more. We've got a bunch of these restaurants are
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not around here. Fizzoli's take advantage of their buy one,
get one free deal on their baked spaghetti. I haven't
had baked spaghetti at Fazoli's.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Of you hasn't been on my diet plan in a
long time.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Pasty Halo is pronounced Halo top ice creams. No, it
looks too expensive for me, but maybe I'll try one
today because you get two pints for twelve dollars today
at Kroger you can get the Halo top pints discounted
to just four ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Shut up, that's got Killy Nash written all over it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Krispy Kream's got you written all over it. By an
original glazed or assorted dozen, and you'll get the second
original glaze doesn't for the price of the sales tax
in your state.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
There is nothing better than a Krispy Kream donut the
way when it's hot and fresh and it melts in
your mouth like that. Okay, I mean that is right
up there with a filet mignon cup with a little
bit of that mushroom thing they make for the topping
from halls. When it just dissolves whatever that consummate thing.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That Well, if you go into a smoothie King, that
might be more Sally's diet.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh she has me. I'm I'm I am uber Sally's
Uber or smoothie King all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And I see what they did here. If you make
a twenty dollars purchase, you get four dollars off. So
I guess we're getting ready for Easter for twenty, so
twenty dollars off marijuana reference. Well, and that's that leads
me to our very next story. Hostess has decided to
rather than celebrate Easter, they're celebrating Stoner's Day for twenty,
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which is Easter this year is also Stoner's Days.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I realized Easter. I looked at the calendar that way.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
PBS explained it years ago that back in nineteen seventy one,
there was a group of kids who would meet by
a statue near their school to get high every day
at four twenty oh.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I thought I had to do with a police call.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That was what the rumor was. But they broke it
down and it actually got One of the kids who
was in the four twenty club told Jerry Garcia about
it and Jerry Garcia then took it nationwide.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So that's how.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's the PBS documentary on the launching of Stoner's Day.
So headline Smucker's targets Stoners for four twenty with Hostess
Twinkie Munchie mobile.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
They got a monkey mobile, yes, so they've.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Loaded it with Twinkies and they're taking a trip down
Route four twenty, hitting up cannabis dispensaries along the way.
Smuckers acquired Hostess in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Muckers, you say, the great American company Smuckers.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Schmuckers with a name like Schmuckers. And so apparently the uh,
Twinkies sales have been off. People are trying to be
a little healthier. Yeah, well, they want to remind you
it's great, especially especially when you're high. So get yourself
stoned to us. Bill Murray would say, stone to Jesus
on Easter and get yourself some Smuckers slash Hostess.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is a high holy day stone to ba Jesus.
Smuckers Twinkie celebration. Man, they wrapped it all up and
there didn't they with it with a cream filling.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't know if I can tie in cream filling
with our next story, Jonathan. But it is the oddest
story of the day. There's four guys, very young. I
think the oldest is like twenty six, okay, Garrett, and
I can't even say his last name, Nico, Nico. He's
from the Mister Beast team. You know who Mister Beast is, right, yes,
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all right. We've got somebody named Shane Fann from something
called Waterfall Market. We've got Nick Small, who is the
youngest sold out founder in cryptocurrency, and Eric Zoo who
launched something called thor Ventures. And Aviado.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I have no idea who these four youngsters. Well, I
call them youngsters. They look like they're teenagers, except for
the last guy from the Mister Beast team. They look
like they're all teenagers. They have launched something with a
million dollars. It launches here in just a few days.
It's going to be in Los Angeles. They say, this
is serious. It's sperm racing. Now you heard that right,
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sperm racing. The sperm racing website Manifesto cites a worldwide
decline in male fertility as the catalyst for their idea.
They have a microscopic racetrack gat They're going to put
two sperm samples that will compete against each other on
a course that mimics the reproductive system and includes chemical signals,
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fluid dynamics, and synchronized starts and synchronized start. Yes, there's
going to be stats, leaderboards, instant replay, and yes, you
can gamble on it as well. You can bet on it.
The world's first ever sperm race will take place April
twenty fifth. What do you think, Jonathan? They say that
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the main goal is They say they're making it a
spectacle because male fertility rates have dropped so dramatically. And
they've got a picture on I think it's on their
Instagram account and it shows and I don't even know
what the numbers mean, but it was like Typical Mail
nineteen eighty sperm, and they had like the number one
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oh one Typical Mail twenty twenty five sperm. It's like
seventy two. Oh my gosh, So like we're falling off
a cliff. And they're like, you can train your sperm
to be healthier, and so that's what their goal is here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They say training. So I don't know how you just.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Train a sperm? Does does it involve like Rocky chasing
a chicken. I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh good, I want to see the Little Tadpoles race.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I do want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I do want to see it. How can you not
see it? How could you not want to see it?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And when they say there's gambling and stat boards and
all that sort of stuff, it's gonna be like horse racing,
I guess. I guess I'll know who the donor was,
and that's how I have to know.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm kind of pacing it out. You look at that.
That guy's bribe. He probably got me fast sperm. This
guy not so much.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This is great. That guy looks lazy. He's got lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Sperm, lazy sperm. And then do you name the sperm
like like a horse like? What kind of sperm names
do you come up with?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Look, anything we can do to help the guys house
what I'm saying, because we have beat them down into submission.
This new generation. I feel sorry for you. They want
to let you be a man, walk around a spit
on something. For God's sake, it's even worse on that.
So I just looked at the Okay, so the picture
that they've got fragile fertility. The average sperm count on
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a man worldwide nineteen seventy three was one hundred and one.
Twenty eighteen it was down. It went from one oh
one in nineteen seventy three twenty eighteen, it's forty nine.
Oh my gosh, we've cut it in half. It's almost
impossible to impregnate a woman these days, because you know
you have no sperm count. I did not realize it
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had been cut in.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Half, more than half. And again that was in twenty eighteen.
I bet you the last what seven years or so
have not been very kind to the male sperm race.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm sure not so. I mean, diet, what the hell
is going on? I know that we've got this pretty bold,
plainly stated, pretty bold. The timeline on autism studies now September.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He says, you old well know the whole thing, by
the whole thing, How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And the Democrats are outraged.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's for it. Yeah, that's that's for another podcast. Sorry,
didn't mean to introduce politics into this. Jay RFK has
a Democrat.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well he was, yeah, we got so. Anyway, just continuing
with their with their manifesto, which you can link to
off the Morning Rest blog. If you can train for
sports theme, then let me read this again. If you
can train for sports, spend hours perfecting your form, pushing
your body to its limits, why can't you train for
your health too. We can measure it, you can improve it,
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you can compete with it. We're building the first ever
racetrack for sperm.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's great, I'm telling sale, I'm going into training.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh you want to be in the race. I'm pretty
sure you got to be young to be in this, right,
I would imagine yours is falling off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You think I don't have any sperm I'm developing over here?
You think I'm just born with the amount of sperm
I'm going to have. Huh? Do you think I can't
coach up a new team over here? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Coach uping through tea? Hey, you leave, it's your tail
between your legs. Boys, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So we sperm have a little helmets all. It's got
game Cot logo on the side.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They are ready to go. I don't know if eating chocolate,
uh the turs sperm? I probably I would imagine it's
bad for you, we eat an amazing amount of chocolate
on Easter Sunday, Kelly does. I used to, I don't anymore.
According to I don't know who Cargill is, but they've
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done the research and so this year, Americans will eat
an estimated seventy three million pounds of chocolate Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I believe it. I saw Sally's. I saw the basket
that Sally's prepared for little Sarah, a little Thomas. Yeah,
and they both got and it's not the hollow ones
when I picked it up, it's a solid bunny on
the chocolate, chocolate bunny.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's when you know there was real love involved.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And little Sarah had the pink peeps we talked about yesterday.
Thomas has the yellow peeps, little container of.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
They didn't have like the blue peeps for Tom.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
She got him yellow and maybe they were sold out
of the blue. Wanted to go traditional. He's a traditionalist.
Thomas is adamant about being a traditionalist kid. All right, well, yeah,
I've told the story before of eating so much candy
on Easter Sunday. And you know, April Connecticut not like
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April and South Carolina, completely different vibe and you know,
probably I'm going to guess it was maybe in the forties,
and so I had to put on my jacket to
go outside, and I was I think I was kicking
a soccer ball or something with one of my friends.
I was probably like eight or nine years old. I
just remember I was sweating so much. I took my
coat off and I was sweating through my t shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And he's like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like,
I don't know, man, I am so hot right now.
I had eaten like two pounds of chocolate probably, Well,
good luck, kids.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is good. How many pounds of chocolate are you in?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They said they're going to eat seventy three million pounds
of chocolate on Easter Sunday. That's more than enough to
fill up one hundred and forty six million Easter baskets.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We're doing over two billion in chocolate sales this week
for Easter.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's great. All right, Hey, how we celebrating over there?
I know I'm now. I've got Krispy Kreme on my mind.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, you're gonna go take tax to you today?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't. I don't have anywhere on my counter. I'm
gonna be anywhere near Knox Habit Drive. But I'm going,
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He's a victim. He's a victim of the.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Sweet first dozen. I get at the regular price the
second dozen because I haven't even bought a dozen donuts
in a while. What is that five bucks I have?
I would imagine it's more than that. I was an
eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I mean, let me are you and are you
gonna go with the regular Krispy kremer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You get to mix regular? No, no, no, Krispy Kreme.
I do the dunk and Donuts that are that are
a donut field. But when you go to Krispy Kreme,
if you just don't get this straight up regular melt
in your mouth, get them hot, fresh, real donuts, something's
wrong with you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You don't so you don't like the the special like
when they have like the like like a monthly specially.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Not really, I'd rather have a cake don if you're
going to fill it with something like the dunkin Donuts
kind of cake batter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh well, I you know, we have this weird thing
with our internet where like it doesn't know where the
hell we are, so like right now with the VP,
it thinks I'm in it thinks I'm in Washington, d C.
Right now, and I'm trying to change it from Washington,
d C. To some place else, and it won't let.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Me change it. Type in Krispy Kreme, Casey, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right, let me put Let me do that because
because right now, and I can tell you it is
expensive as well. It's, by the way, seventeen dollars in
DC for a dozen donuts right now at Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I was just thinking about food and food cost. I
was at the Forest Acres Festival, okay, Saturday, and I'm
watching intently because I keep telling Sally in our retirement years,
we're running the food truck. These people are banking it,
are they? I mean banking it? So Little Sarah wanted
some French fries. So I go over to this concession stand.
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Now it's a tray, it's not a cup. It's a
tray of fries. So you get a lot of fries.
And they were good. Were they worth ten dollars? That's
pushing it. But they were serving up the blooming onion. Yeah,
you can get the blooming onion. Now. It was a
big onion the size of Kelly's not the size of
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Kelly's head. It was big, half my head, half Kelly's head. Okay,
twenty bucks if you want it loaded. And I think
all they do is put some like sauce on it
or something. Thirty dollars. And they were selling like fried
shrimp and French fries in a basket nose coal saw
twenty five bucks. And people are standing in line, and
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I mean they are a bank in it. Well, what
do you have in that French fry? That was one
potato maybe maybe a little more. Okay, so that's forty
nine it's a pound, So that's a half pound. It's
twenty three cents plus the cup below tray that's three cents.
If you buy him in bulk, maybe two and a
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little piece of aluminum that was a penny. This guy's
got fifty cents in that thing. I'll pay ten bucks
for it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I got bad news for you on Krispy Kremes. What
the price over here in a casey or whatever? Yeah,
a regular, non custom made dozen donuts is fifteen dollars
and forty nine cents. Now, if you want to get
the hoppy Easter specialty dozen, that's twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know, because we worked during the breakfast hours. I
never go to like a only time I go to
Dunkin Donuts, and I never get the donuts. Get the
coffee Saturday and Sunday morning, three dollars and eighteen cents
with the medium decaf cream and sugar.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
When we used to have Ron Hill bringing in build
your own dozen donuts, he'd bring that in and treat
the whole I didn't realize it was eighteen dollars for
a dozen donuts idea, and he'd buy two boxes. Wow,
we miss you, Ron, Wow, come on back. Eighteen bucks,
seventeen dollars and forty nine cents plus tax.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm like, just I just buy two because you can't
eat just one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
But I swell would just buy a donut mouth Yeah, okaye, donuts.
I'm trying to get down to.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Like eat a dozen. I don't want a dozen.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I just want to You want one original glazed donut.
It's two dollars dollar ninety nine plus.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Tax and worth every penny of it. Christ I remember
when donuts were like a quarter. Yeah, a dollar to
a donut was the standard.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Bet I got man, I got old. I'm not the
guy going I remember when Kelly Nashes.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Now got take it back to the good old days.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But do you do you remember when donuts weren't good?
Like I remember being a que and and donuts had
no anything on it. There was no sugar on top
of them. They would Krispy Kreme down. So we had
donuts there. I guess you would call it cake cake
donuts or whatever, but there was no and that was
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all they had. You could get like a blueberry flavored.
It was like I love you get chocolate.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
There's like two or three, but like and they would
just serve them with like the uh. I remember going
there was like a donut shop kind of near my house,
and maybe once every two or three months, my stepdad
would pop in there and they'd get like like a
coffee and it would come in that cheap those old
cardboard things that had like the little handle on the
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h and you'd have that and you'd have and you
would dunk it and he said, that's what gives it
the flavor. And I didn't have coffee, so I would
just nibble on it and go, this is like dry,
like dry. Yeah, I'm just like eating like nothing of dunk.
This is like four slices of bread pushed together.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Pretty good. I was a kid. We dunk dunked them
in chocolate milk. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, I think the goal was we were eating them
in the car, so my mom didn't know, got it.
I think that's kind of what the goal was. I've
done that, but we didn't. But I didn't really enjoy
him a whole lot back then. And then I think
the first time I went to Dunkin Donuts, I was like,
what in the world, this is completely different than that.
How all we were at.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, I want to get it in and roll in
it like a chinchilla. And every time I think about
dunking donuts on knocks have a driving casey. I remember
the first time I took John there.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
He just stood there at Krispy Kream or Dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
At dunk at Krispy Kreme, that's what I thought, you meant. Yeah,
he stood there right at the conveyor belt where the
where the glaze comes on him. And he was standing
there so steell. I mean, everybody in the store noticed it,
and he just stood there for like two minutes. I
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still would love he was just fascinated with it, And
I said, do you want to get one of those?
And he said, I want to put my face under there.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's what I want to do. That's exactly what I
want to do. I want to I want to have
that poured into my mouth and burn my tongue with it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I want to put my face under there.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That would be wonderful that or if they had like
a vat, I could just jump into it.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh it's so good. All right. So now you got
that going on today. If you're going to take a
bunch of friends, or if you're going to pick up
some pick up some donuts to take through the office,
you must be rich.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
But you get that second dozen today.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right? So there? How many? How much money for
a dozen?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't have all No, it was like sixteen dollars
for sixteen dollars, so sixteen times nine cent is what
you pay for the second So it's ninety cents. I
think the one in Casey's saying, it's get the second
one free right now? Oh wow, that might be just
nationally it's supposed to be pay the sales tax, but
you get just went over there for maybe. I think
it's the second.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
One tomorrow as spring break continues. As we head towards
the big weekend is Wednesday, then it's Monday, Thursday, then
it's good Friday, spring game, Saturday, last minute preparations for
the Easter Bunny's arrival Sunday morning, which comes early if
you go to a sunrise service. I love sunrise services.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I am imagining that the Stoners won't be celebrating their
own sunrise.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't know before twenty will be all right, So
I think the earliest service at I don't know. I
think it's at eight thirty. I did like the sunrise service.
But when you're a kid, you did the sunrise service,
then you went straight to the assembly hall where all
the ladies had prepared breakfast, and then you got to
go home early because you were You were back home
by ten o'clock. So it's all day fishing and riding
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dirt bikes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, we don't have a sunrise service at my church,
but we are doing an earlier service. Normally we have
our first service at nine. We're going to have one
at eight, then another one at nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Does your pastor encourage everyone to come to the earlier
service because they know most people will pack in the
later service.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well, here's what he's doing. I think he's very clever.
If you come to the eight o'clock service, it's free
biscuits and sausage, and all the time is that again
eight am, eight am, and we always have free coffee.
And then if you go to the noon or whatever,
the last service, because it's eight nine thirty, I guess
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eleven and maybe twelve thirty will be the fourth one.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Four, Yeah, normally we do three. So they added a
fourth guy for Easter. And if you go to the
fourth one, I think he's got something else going. I'm
not obviously gonna be at the fourth one. I'm going
to the first. I'll be working at the first two,
so I will be getting free biscuits and sausage.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, So Jesus loves you wants you to have
a sausage biscuit. That's right. So and that's my job.
Did you take the spiritual Gifts tests? What were your
spiritual gifts?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
One was teaching and another one was what is the
phrase that they gave it? It's not hospitality, it's service.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I guess it's service.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't think that that's what the phrase was that
they used.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
But anyway different. Hospitality and service are two different ones.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, I mean it basically got me on the greeterers team. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I took it and was insulted.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, you were insulted.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I thought, how could I not score better on this?
So I took it again. I got the exact same score.
It's kind of like when I took the set test.
I took it, I thought I could do better than that.
Took it again. It's got the exact same score from
the math the English. I guess it's confirmed now. But yeah,
mine was service and hospitality. So whenever there's a church function,
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my job is to stand in the back at the
beverage table and tell you Jesus loves you and want you
to have a glass of iced tea.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Do you feel good doing that?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Sure? I did.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Then you're in your skill set right there. That's your gifting.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, because that means they get all the sweet tea
I can drink.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I saw a video, by the way, I want to
take an IQ test. I think I took one when
I was in like sixth grade or something. I want
to take one now and find out where I'm at
because I was dying. First off, I was dying laughing.
But secondly, I was also feeling a little bit of
Jonathan Rush what's the word you call it. It's not
just pride, but it's like embarrassment or whatever, because our
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state was humiliated in this IQ test thing. Oh and
what happened was they had like five people. Now the
video that I saw only showed two of the people,
so it's edited. I guess it was probably like a
fifteen minute segment or something. But they have five people,
and each one of the five people to announce to
the group their you know, their history with education and
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what they're currently doing. And then they have to guess
rank each other based on IQ. All right, like, you're
going to be the smartest guy. Jonathan uss A is
gonna probably have the highest IQ. Meg is gonna have
the second highest IQ, Diane's gonna have the third highest IQ.
Whatever they all guess at each other. They had two
that they showed in this little clip. One was a
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guy who is a high school graduate who's been in
the Marines for like eighteen years, right. Another one as
a girl smug as hell who did her undergrad at Florida,
got her doctorate at the University of South Carolina. Oh,
and says, now I work in she did. I remember,
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she was like trying to do the humble brag, and
she goes, well, I guess I'll rank myself second, because
you know I'm working. I created the COVID tests. I'm
one of those people who create. And she's all very
smug about herself, so she goes, I guess I'll be
second because it'd be weird to call yourself number one.
Turns out he was the smartest. He had the highest
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IQ out of everybody, and she was the dumbest.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She had.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
His was like a one forty and she was like
a one twelve. That's great, Oh my gosh, but why
does she have to be from South Carolina?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I remember taking it. I'm never taking it again. I
don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
No, No, I'm in single digits somewhere.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
What I'm like, not a single dish.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm a nine. Maybe if I've had a good breakfast.
Oh my gosh, plenty of carbs to get my brain going.
I'm a nine, That's what I am. I'm comfortable with it.
And Jesus love. She wants you to have a glass
of iced tea but hey, tomorrow's a countdown continuous spring game.
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Oh and speaking of truth, be sure and look for
us for freetailgate. Stop buying, eat all you want. Shandon
Baptist Church is having their Shandon University, no, Shandon College
is what they call it, the College Ministry. He's doing
a big tailgate set up nice. So you just come
by and say hi, I get something to eat and drink,
have a good time. And I think a lot of
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organizations are doing that. I just don't know all of
them are. I would give them all and I will
come to see every one of you and eat all
of your tailgates. And then Saturday, oh yeah, yeah, Saturdays
will be left off. We're getting ready for Eastern You
gotta get all your baskets ready. Easter Sunday, big lunch
we're doing, I think Sally says, we're doing the typical
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Southern lunch at my dad's house. Ham potato salad and
several cast rolls and all that stuff. And then nap time.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Of course, you got naptime.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Of course, I got all this food my belly. I
gotta lay down for a minute, hold on and gosh,
well you know it. It'll be Monday again, and we're
back at work. Yeah, we are all right. We got
came brown tickets tomorrow morning at six thirty. What you're
talking about? What you got going on? And go ahead
and hoide your easterrex, be sure and find them all.
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I remember cutting the grass after Easter Sunday. You'd always
hit one with the lawn war eggs scattered all over
the lawn.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Dang those kids.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, six point thirty and we start talking. You start
talking to number zeto three nine seven eight nine two
six seven. Oh, by the way, you probably saw it
if you linked onto this one. The complete and exclusive
meaning nothing but Shane Biemer on the interview is also
posted now. If you're getting ready for the spring game
Friday night, darn it? Why whatever you want to call it.
I'm just glad we're having one.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, I bet most colleges don't seem to be having
one anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I know Clemson's having one, are they? I know? But
Clemson's also talking about doing pre season exhibition games.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well that's what Dabbo I think is pushing towards. He'd
rather have competition against other teams, gotcha, Which is kind
of why you usually schedule a cupcake for your first game. Sure,
because they're they're good athletes.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Well, they used to do that because they used to
always open up with app statement I was a kid.
But now, like two years ago they opened up with Georgia.
I don't even know who they open up with now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, and we're not opening with a cupcake either. This
year we got Virginia Tech in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So that'd be a that'd be a big Beamer weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah. Oh my gosh. I mean who does Frank poll for?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Is Frank still the ambassador?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I think he's an ambassador.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I mean he's a legend. Sure, and it's I mean,
even if he's not being paid, he's still got to
have so much love for Virginia Tech. And I'm sure
Shane has a lot of love for Virginia Tech.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm sure he does.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I mean, he grew up there. All his memories are
from there being a kid.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah. And uh, the creator of Beamer Bowl. Yep, his
dad was the creator of beam bones. The term, yeah, beamer.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Ball because nobody thought special teams could score back then.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, now we'll do all that tomorrow morning. We
get back together. Your unconventional conventionist on the morning rush
Hello, Killy Nash. Hey, how tomorrow show today? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Are we excited to be in the future? Wednesday's program?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Wednesday's program kind of it unfolds and dissolves and then
it reconstitutes itself and then it broadcasts itself tomorrow something
like that. That's what we're going to do it. I
know A six thirty. We're gonna be talking about what
you're talking about? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What are we talking about? We're talking about our word
of the day, which is going to be abnegate.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, strongly object abnegate.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Renounce or reject something that's desired or valuable.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh see, I just beat around it, don't I. I
use words incorrectly. They're close. But no, cigar, who's going
to call you out on it?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Nobody knows what these words mean. That's true. So you
just throw some syllables together and people go, can't you
use it in context?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And like that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
High Holy week. When you you you quote, you paraphrase
the Bible and then you throw out a verse Matthew
seventeen twelve.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Did you just say Matthew sevent thro It there? But
it's not actually Matthew seventeen twelve oh.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Or Matthew may not have even written that. I could
have been from Gallagher. You know, you don't know from.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's how you handle High Holy Week. Well, abnegate, renownce,
or reject something desired or valuable. That's what we're talking
about tomorrow. I hope nobody abnegates these concert tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, don't reject down, don't reject them the twenty fourth
of April. They're valuable.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So hopefully you'll pick those up tomorrow morning about six thirty.
Let me get on over to the Morning Rush blog
because we had some other stories. While I'm looking to
get there, I should tell you that today is tax
day technically for the world or for the country, but
there are several states like Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina.
They got the federal government game gave us an extra
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couple of weeks because of the Hurricane Helene, so you
get till May first. But with that being said, Buffalo
Wild Wings has a special going on today where you
get a free sandwich with your fifteen dollars purchase Burger
King get a one cent cheeseburger to celebrate text Day
with the purchase of any anything that cost a dollar
or more. We've got a bunch of these restaurants are
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not around here. Fizzoli's take advantage of their buy one,
get one free deal on their baked spaghetti. I haven't
had baked spaghetti at Fazoli's.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Of you hasn't been on my diet plan in a
long time.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Pasty Halo is pronounced Halo top ice creams. No, it
looks too expensive for me, but maybe I'll try one
today because you get two pints for twelve dollars today
at Kroger you can get the Halo top pints discounted
to just four ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Shut up, that's got Killy Nash written all over it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Krispy Kream's got you written all over it. By an
original glazed or assorted dozen, and you'll get the second
original glaze doesn't for the price of the sales tax
in your state.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
There is nothing better than a Krispy Kream donut the
way when it's hot and fresh and it melts in
your mouth like that. Okay, I mean that is right
up there with a filet mignon cup with a little
bit of that mushroom thing they make for the topping
from halls. When it just dissolves whatever that consummate thing.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That Well, if you go into a smoothie King, that
might be more Sally's diet.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh she has me. I'm I'm I am uber Sally's
Uber or smoothie King all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And I see what they did here. If you make
a twenty dollars purchase, you get four dollars off. So
I guess we're getting ready for Easter for twenty, so
twenty dollars off marijuana reference. Well, and that's that leads
me to our very next story. Hostess has decided to
rather than celebrate Easter, they're celebrating Stoner's Day for twenty,
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which is Easter this year is also Stoner's Days.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I realized Easter. I looked at the calendar that way.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
PBS explained it years ago that back in nineteen seventy one,
there was a group of kids who would meet by
a statue near their school to get high every day
at four twenty oh.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I thought I had to do with a police call.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That was what the rumor was. But they broke it
down and it actually got One of the kids who
was in the four twenty club told Jerry Garcia about
it and Jerry Garcia then took it nationwide.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
So that's how.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's the PBS documentary on the launching of Stoner's Day.
So headline Smucker's targets Stoners for four twenty with Hostess
Twinkie Munchie mobile.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
They got a monkey mobile, yes, so they've.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Loaded it with Twinkies and they're taking a trip down
Route four twenty, hitting up cannabis dispensaries along the way.
Smuckers acquired Hostess in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Muckers, you say, the great American company Smuckers.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Schmuckers with a name like Schmuckers. And so apparently the uh,
Twinkies sales have been off. People are trying to be
a little healthier. Yeah, well, they want to remind you
it's great, especially especially when you're high. So get yourself
stoned to us. Bill Murray would say, stone to Jesus
on Easter and get yourself some Smuckers slash Hostess.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is a high holy day stone to ba Jesus.
Smuckers Twinkie celebration. Man, they wrapped it all up and
there didn't they with it with a cream filling.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't know if I can tie in cream filling
with our next story, Jonathan. But it is the oddest
story of the day. There's four guys, very young. I
think the oldest is like twenty six, okay, Garrett, and
I can't even say his last name, Nico, Nico. He's
from the Mister Beast team. You know who Mister Beast is, right, yes,
(06:15):
all right. We've got somebody named Shane Fann from something
called Waterfall Market. We've got Nick Small, who is the
youngest sold out founder in cryptocurrency, and Eric Zoo who
launched something called thor Ventures. And Aviado.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I have no idea who these four youngsters. Well, I
call them youngsters. They look like they're teenagers, except for
the last guy from the Mister Beast team. They look
like they're all teenagers. They have launched something with a
million dollars. It launches here in just a few days.
It's going to be in Los Angeles. They say, this
is serious. It's sperm racing. Now you heard that right,
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sperm racing. The sperm racing website Manifesto cites a worldwide
decline in male fertility as the catalyst for their idea.
They have a microscopic racetrack gat They're going to put
two sperm samples that will compete against each other on
a course that mimics the reproductive system and includes chemical signals,
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fluid dynamics, and synchronized starts and synchronized start. Yes, there's
going to be stats, leaderboards, instant replay, and yes, you
can gamble on it as well. You can bet on it.
The world's first ever sperm race will take place April
twenty fifth. What do you think, Jonathan? They say that
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the main goal is They say they're making it a
spectacle because male fertility rates have dropped so dramatically. And
they've got a picture on I think it's on their
Instagram account and it shows and I don't even know
what the numbers mean, but it was like Typical Mail
nineteen eighty sperm, and they had like the number one
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oh one Typical Mail twenty twenty five sperm. It's like
seventy two. Oh my gosh, So like we're falling off
a cliff. And they're like, you can train your sperm
to be healthier, and so that's what their goal is here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They say training. So I don't know how you just.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Train a sperm? Does does it involve like Rocky chasing
a chicken. I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh good, I want to see the Little Tadpoles race.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I do want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I do want to see it. How can you not
see it? How could you not want to see it?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And when they say there's gambling and stat boards and
all that sort of stuff, it's gonna be like horse racing,
I guess. I guess I'll know who the donor was,
and that's how I have to know.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm kind of pacing it out. You look at that.
That guy's bribe. He probably got me fast sperm. This
guy not so much.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This is great. That guy looks lazy. He's got lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Sperm, lazy sperm. And then do you name the sperm
like like a horse like? What kind of sperm names
do you come up with?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Look, anything we can do to help the guys house
what I'm saying, because we have beat them down into submission.
This new generation. I feel sorry for you. They want
to let you be a man, walk around a spit
on something. For God's sake, it's even worse on that.
So I just looked at the Okay, so the picture
that they've got fragile fertility. The average sperm count on
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a man worldwide nineteen seventy three was one hundred and one.
Twenty eighteen it was down. It went from one oh
one in nineteen seventy three twenty eighteen, it's forty nine.
Oh my gosh, we've cut it in half. It's almost
impossible to impregnate a woman these days, because you know
you have no sperm count. I did not realize it
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had been cut in.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Half, more than half. And again that was in twenty eighteen.
I bet you the last what seven years or so
have not been very kind to the male sperm race.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm sure not so. I mean, diet, what the hell
is going on? I know that we've got this pretty bold,
plainly stated, pretty bold. The timeline on autism studies now September.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He says, you old well know the whole thing, by
the whole thing, How is that possible?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And the Democrats are outraged.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's for it. Yeah, that's that's for another podcast. Sorry,
didn't mean to introduce politics into this. Jay RFK has
a Democrat.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well he was, yeah, we got so. Anyway, just continuing
with their with their manifesto, which you can link to
off the Morning Rest blog. If you can train for
sports theme, then let me read this again. If you
can train for sports, spend hours perfecting your form, pushing
your body to its limits, why can't you train for
your health too. We can measure it, you can improve it,
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you can compete with it. We're building the first ever
racetrack for sperm.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's great, I'm telling sale, I'm going into training.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh you want to be in the race. I'm pretty
sure you got to be young to be in this, right,
I would imagine yours is falling off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You think I don't have any sperm I'm developing over here?
You think I'm just born with the amount of sperm
I'm going to have. Huh? Do you think I can't
coach up a new team over here? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Coach uping through tea? Hey, you leave, it's your tail
between your legs. Boys, let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So we sperm have a little helmets all. It's got
game Cot logo on the side.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They are ready to go. I don't know if eating chocolate,
uh the turs sperm? I probably I would imagine it's
bad for you, we eat an amazing amount of chocolate
on Easter Sunday, Kelly does. I used to, I don't anymore.
According to I don't know who Cargill is, but they've
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done the research and so this year, Americans will eat
an estimated seventy three million pounds of chocolate Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I believe it. I saw Sally's. I saw the basket
that Sally's prepared for little Sarah, a little Thomas. Yeah,
and they both got and it's not the hollow ones
when I picked it up, it's a solid bunny on
the chocolate, chocolate bunny.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's when you know there was real love involved.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And little Sarah had the pink peeps we talked about yesterday.
Thomas has the yellow peeps, little container of.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
They didn't have like the blue peeps for Tom.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
She got him yellow and maybe they were sold out
of the blue. Wanted to go traditional. He's a traditionalist.
Thomas is adamant about being a traditionalist kid. All right, well, yeah,
I've told the story before of eating so much candy
on Easter Sunday. And you know, April Connecticut not like
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April and South Carolina, completely different vibe and you know,
probably I'm going to guess it was maybe in the forties,
and so I had to put on my jacket to
go outside, and I was I think I was kicking
a soccer ball or something with one of my friends.
I was probably like eight or nine years old. I
just remember I was sweating so much. I took my
coat off and I was sweating through my t shirt.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And he's like, what's wrong with you? And I'm like,
I don't know, man, I am so hot right now.
I had eaten like two pounds of chocolate probably, Well,
good luck, kids.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is good. How many pounds of chocolate are you in?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They said they're going to eat seventy three million pounds
of chocolate on Easter Sunday. That's more than enough to
fill up one hundred and forty six million Easter baskets.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We're doing over two billion in chocolate sales this week
for Easter.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's great. All right, Hey, how we celebrating over there?
I know I'm now. I've got Krispy Kreme on my mind.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh, you're gonna go take tax to you today?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't. I don't have anywhere on my counter. I'm
gonna be anywhere near Knox Habit Drive. But I'm going,
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
He's a victim. He's a victim of the.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Sweet first dozen. I get at the regular price the
second dozen because I haven't even bought a dozen donuts
in a while. What is that five bucks I have?
I would imagine it's more than that. I was an
eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I mean, let me are you and are you
gonna go with the regular Krispy kremer.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You get to mix regular? No, no, no, Krispy Kreme.
I do the dunk and Donuts that are that are
a donut field. But when you go to Krispy Kreme,
if you just don't get this straight up regular melt
in your mouth, get them hot, fresh, real donuts, something's
wrong with you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You don't so you don't like the the special like
when they have like the like like a monthly specially.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Not really, I'd rather have a cake don if you're
going to fill it with something like the dunkin Donuts
kind of cake batter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh well, I you know, we have this weird thing
with our internet where like it doesn't know where the
hell we are, so like right now with the VP,
it thinks I'm in it thinks I'm in Washington, d C.
Right now, and I'm trying to change it from Washington,
d C. To some place else, and it won't let.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Me change it. Type in Krispy Kreme, Casey, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
All right, let me put Let me do that because
because right now, and I can tell you it is
expensive as well. It's, by the way, seventeen dollars in
DC for a dozen donuts right now at Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I was just thinking about food and food cost. I
was at the Forest Acres Festival, okay, Saturday, and I'm
watching intently because I keep telling Sally in our retirement years,
we're running the food truck. These people are banking it,
are they? I mean banking it? So Little Sarah wanted
some French fries. So I go over to this concession stand.
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Now it's a tray, it's not a cup. It's a
tray of fries. So you get a lot of fries.
And they were good. Were they worth ten dollars? That's
pushing it. But they were serving up the blooming onion. Yeah,
you can get the blooming onion. Now. It was a
big onion the size of Kelly's not the size of
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Kelly's head. It was big, half my head, half Kelly's head. Okay,
twenty bucks if you want it loaded. And I think
all they do is put some like sauce on it
or something. Thirty dollars. And they were selling like fried
shrimp and French fries in a basket nose coal saw
twenty five bucks. And people are standing in line, and
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I mean they are a bank in it. Well, what
do you have in that French fry? That was one
potato maybe maybe a little more. Okay, so that's forty
nine it's a pound, So that's a half pound. It's
twenty three cents plus the cup below tray that's three cents.
If you buy him in bulk, maybe two and a
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little piece of aluminum that was a penny. This guy's
got fifty cents in that thing. I'll pay ten bucks
for it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I got bad news for you on Krispy Kremes. What
the price over here in a casey or whatever? Yeah,
a regular, non custom made dozen donuts is fifteen dollars
and forty nine cents. Now, if you want to get
the hoppy Easter specialty dozen, that's twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know, because we worked during the breakfast hours. I
never go to like a only time I go to
Dunkin Donuts, and I never get the donuts. Get the
coffee Saturday and Sunday morning, three dollars and eighteen cents
with the medium decaf cream and sugar.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
When we used to have Ron Hill bringing in build
your own dozen donuts, he'd bring that in and treat
the whole I didn't realize it was eighteen dollars for
a dozen donuts idea, and he'd buy two boxes. Wow,
we miss you, Ron, Wow, come on back. Eighteen bucks,
seventeen dollars and forty nine cents plus tax.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm like, just I just buy two because you can't
eat just one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
But I swell would just buy a donut mouth Yeah, okaye, donuts.
I'm trying to get down to.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Like eat a dozen. I don't want a dozen.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I just want to You want one original glazed donut.
It's two dollars dollar ninety nine plus.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Tax and worth every penny of it. Christ I remember
when donuts were like a quarter. Yeah, a dollar to
a donut was the standard.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Bet I got man, I got old. I'm not the
guy going I remember when Kelly Nashes.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Now got take it back to the good old days.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But do you do you remember when donuts weren't good?
Like I remember being a que and and donuts had
no anything on it. There was no sugar on top
of them. They would Krispy Kreme down. So we had
donuts there. I guess you would call it cake cake
donuts or whatever, but there was no and that was
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all they had. You could get like a blueberry flavored.
It was like I love you get chocolate.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
There's like two or three, but like and they would
just serve them with like the uh. I remember going
there was like a donut shop kind of near my house,
and maybe once every two or three months, my stepdad
would pop in there and they'd get like like a
coffee and it would come in that cheap those old
cardboard things that had like the little handle on the
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h and you'd have that and you'd have and you
would dunk it and he said, that's what gives it
the flavor. And I didn't have coffee, so I would
just nibble on it and go, this is like dry,
like dry. Yeah, I'm just like eating like nothing of dunk.
This is like four slices of bread pushed together.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Pretty good. I was a kid. We dunk dunked them
in chocolate milk. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, I think the goal was we were eating them
in the car, so my mom didn't know, got it.
I think that's kind of what the goal was. I've
done that, but we didn't. But I didn't really enjoy
him a whole lot back then. And then I think
the first time I went to Dunkin Donuts, I was like,
what in the world, this is completely different than that.
How all we were at.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, I want to get it in and roll in
it like a chinchilla. And every time I think about
dunking donuts on knocks have a driving casey. I remember
the first time I took John there.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
He just stood there at Krispy Kream or Dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
At dunk at Krispy Kreme, that's what I thought, you meant. Yeah,
he stood there right at the conveyor belt where the
where the glaze comes on him. And he was standing
there so steell. I mean, everybody in the store noticed it,
and he just stood there for like two minutes. I
(21:07):
still would love he was just fascinated with it, And
I said, do you want to get one of those?
And he said, I want to put my face under there.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's what I want to do. That's exactly what I
want to do. I want to I want to have
that poured into my mouth and burn my tongue with it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I want to put my face under there.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That would be wonderful that or if they had like
a vat, I could just jump into it.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh it's so good. All right. So now you got
that going on today. If you're going to take a
bunch of friends, or if you're going to pick up
some pick up some donuts to take through the office,
you must be rich.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
But you get that second dozen today.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right? So there? How many? How much money for
a dozen?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't have all No, it was like sixteen dollars
for sixteen dollars, so sixteen times nine cent is what
you pay for the second So it's ninety cents. I
think the one in Casey's saying, it's get the second
one free right now? Oh wow, that might be just
nationally it's supposed to be pay the sales tax, but
you get just went over there for maybe. I think
it's the second.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
One tomorrow as spring break continues. As we head towards
the big weekend is Wednesday, then it's Monday, Thursday, then
it's good Friday, spring game, Saturday, last minute preparations for
the Easter Bunny's arrival Sunday morning, which comes early if
you go to a sunrise service. I love sunrise services.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I am imagining that the Stoners won't be celebrating their
own sunrise.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't know before twenty will be all right, So
I think the earliest service at I don't know. I
think it's at eight thirty. I did like the sunrise service.
But when you're a kid, you did the sunrise service,
then you went straight to the assembly hall where all
the ladies had prepared breakfast, and then you got to
go home early because you were You were back home
by ten o'clock. So it's all day fishing and riding
(23:08):
dirt bikes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, we don't have a sunrise service at my church,
but we are doing an earlier service. Normally we have
our first service at nine. We're going to have one
at eight, then another one at nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Does your pastor encourage everyone to come to the earlier
service because they know most people will pack in the
later service.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well, here's what he's doing. I think he's very clever.
If you come to the eight o'clock service, it's free
biscuits and sausage, and all the time is that again
eight am, eight am, and we always have free coffee.
And then if you go to the noon or whatever,
the last service, because it's eight nine thirty, I guess
(23:46):
eleven and maybe twelve thirty will be the fourth one.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Four, Yeah, normally we do three. So they added a
fourth guy for Easter. And if you go to the
fourth one, I think he's got something else going. I'm
not obviously gonna be at the fourth one. I'm going
to the first. I'll be working at the first two,
so I will be getting free biscuits and sausage.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, So Jesus loves you wants you to have
a sausage biscuit. That's right. So and that's my job.
Did you take the spiritual Gifts tests? What were your
spiritual gifts?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
One was teaching and another one was what is the
phrase that they gave it? It's not hospitality, it's service.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I guess it's service.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't think that that's what the phrase was that
they used.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
But anyway different. Hospitality and service are two different ones.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, I mean it basically got me on the greeterers team. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I took it and was insulted.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, you were insulted.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I thought, how could I not score better on this?
So I took it again. I got the exact same score.
It's kind of like when I took the set test.
I took it, I thought I could do better than that.
Took it again. It's got the exact same score from
the math the English. I guess it's confirmed now. But yeah,
mine was service and hospitality. So whenever there's a church function,
(25:09):
my job is to stand in the back at the
beverage table and tell you Jesus loves you and want you
to have a glass of iced tea.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Do you feel good doing that?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Sure? I did.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Then you're in your skill set right there. That's your gifting.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, because that means they get all the sweet tea
I can drink.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I saw a video, by the way, I want to
take an IQ test. I think I took one when
I was in like sixth grade or something. I want
to take one now and find out where I'm at
because I was dying. First off, I was dying laughing.
But secondly, I was also feeling a little bit of
Jonathan Rush what's the word you call it. It's not
just pride, but it's like embarrassment or whatever, because our
(25:45):
state was humiliated in this IQ test thing. Oh and
what happened was they had like five people. Now the
video that I saw only showed two of the people,
so it's edited. I guess it was probably like a
fifteen minute segment or something. But they have five people,
and each one of the five people to announce to
the group their you know, their history with education and
(26:07):
what they're currently doing. And then they have to guess
rank each other based on IQ. All right, like, you're
going to be the smartest guy. Jonathan uss A is
gonna probably have the highest IQ. Meg is gonna have
the second highest IQ, Diane's gonna have the third highest IQ.
Whatever they all guess at each other. They had two
that they showed in this little clip. One was a
(26:29):
guy who is a high school graduate who's been in
the Marines for like eighteen years, right. Another one as
a girl smug as hell who did her undergrad at Florida,
got her doctorate at the University of South Carolina. Oh,
and says, now I work in she did. I remember,
(26:49):
she was like trying to do the humble brag, and
she goes, well, I guess I'll rank myself second, because
you know I'm working. I created the COVID tests. I'm
one of those people who create. And she's all very
smug about herself, so she goes, I guess I'll be
second because it'd be weird to call yourself number one.
Turns out he was the smartest. He had the highest
(27:11):
IQ out of everybody, and she was the dumbest.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She had.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
His was like a one forty and she was like
a one twelve. That's great, Oh my gosh, but why
does she have to be from South Carolina?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I remember taking it. I'm never taking it again. I
don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
No, No, I'm in single digits somewhere.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
What I'm like, not a single dish.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm a nine. Maybe if I've had a good breakfast.
Oh my gosh, plenty of carbs to get my brain going.
I'm a nine, That's what I am. I'm comfortable with it.
And Jesus love. She wants you to have a glass
of iced tea but hey, tomorrow's a countdown continuous spring game.
(27:58):
Oh and speaking of truth, be sure and look for
us for freetailgate. Stop buying, eat all you want. Shandon
Baptist Church is having their Shandon University, no, Shandon College
is what they call it, the College Ministry. He's doing
a big tailgate set up nice. So you just come
by and say hi, I get something to eat and drink,
have a good time. And I think a lot of
(28:19):
organizations are doing that. I just don't know all of
them are. I would give them all and I will
come to see every one of you and eat all
of your tailgates. And then Saturday, oh yeah, yeah, Saturdays
will be left off. We're getting ready for Eastern You
gotta get all your baskets ready. Easter Sunday, big lunch
we're doing, I think Sally says, we're doing the typical
(28:42):
Southern lunch at my dad's house. Ham potato salad and
several cast rolls and all that stuff. And then nap time.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Of course, you got naptime.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Of course, I got all this food my belly. I
gotta lay down for a minute, hold on and gosh,
well you know it. It'll be Monday again, and we're
back at work. Yeah, we are all right. We got
came brown tickets tomorrow morning at six thirty. What you're
talking about? What you got going on? And go ahead
and hoide your easterrex, be sure and find them all.
(29:15):
I remember cutting the grass after Easter Sunday. You'd always
hit one with the lawn war eggs scattered all over
the lawn.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Dang those kids.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, six point thirty and we start talking. You start
talking to number zeto three nine seven eight nine two
six seven. Oh, by the way, you probably saw it
if you linked onto this one. The complete and exclusive
meaning nothing but Shane Biemer on the interview is also
posted now. If you're getting ready for the spring game
Friday night, darn it? Why whatever you want to call it.
I'm just glad we're having one.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, I bet most colleges don't seem to be having
one anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I know Clemson's having one, are they? I know? But
Clemson's also talking about doing pre season exhibition games.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well that's what Dabbo I think is pushing towards. He'd
rather have competition against other teams, gotcha, Which is kind
of why you usually schedule a cupcake for your first game. Sure,
because they're they're good athletes.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Well, they used to do that because they used to
always open up with app statement I was a kid.
But now, like two years ago they opened up with Georgia.
I don't even know who they open up with now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, and we're not opening with a cupcake either. This
year we got Virginia Tech in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So that'd be a that'd be a big Beamer weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah. Oh my gosh. I mean who does Frank poll for?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Is Frank still the ambassador?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I think he's an ambassador.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I mean he's a legend. Sure, and it's I mean,
even if he's not being paid, he's still got to
have so much love for Virginia Tech. And I'm sure
Shane has a lot of love for Virginia Tech.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm sure he does.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I mean, he grew up there. All his memories are
from there being a kid.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah. And uh, the creator of Beamer Bowl. Yep, his
dad was the creator of beam bones. The term, yeah, beamer.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Ball because nobody thought special teams could score back then.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, now we'll do all that tomorrow morning. We
get back together. Your unconventional conventionist on the morning rush
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