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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killing ash Good morning, good morning. It is Thursday
show today tomorrow s h I T so happy. It's Thursday,
getting close to the Easter Sunday weekend, all right, So
we're gonna talk about some of the things you you
can you can win tomorrow for sure, like tickets for
Came Brown, Mitchell Timpenny.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It will be one week from tomorrow and it's Ashley
Cookie as well at the Colonial Life Arena. What you're
talking about, we're talking about epagon. Do you know what
that means?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Epicon? That's a medical term, and it is a strap
typically used after a hernia operation epigon and it tightens
up much like an old scarlet from the gone with
the wind. What do you call those braziers? Wow, that's
(00:49):
epigone and it's costly, that's SI but it's covered by
your HSA card sometimes guys, Well, let's not get into
my personal practice.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right? What if what if that was wrong? What
if what if your description was not correct? What if
I gave you a clue and see if you can
get it now? Okay, some say Tyler Wetmore is an
epigon of Morgan Wallen. I'm Prentice, a less distinguished imitator.
(01:22):
Oh gotcha, you are the It's kind of like, uh,
there is no medical alternative definition for this word.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That that seems very UNPC of us to say wrong.
Maybe we can come up with a uh less than correct.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The definition we're looking forward gain is less than a
less distinguished imitator of someone is an epigon, So you know,
like Sassoon Jeanes, where the epigon of Gloria Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is true. Yeah, so nowverely the quality is kan
br an epigon of someone or somebody epagone of Caine Brown? No,
Kane Brown.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Could he not have been considered an epigon of Florida
Georgia line at one point because they did pave the
road for that kind of wrap vibe?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe he's now very distinguished though. That's why he's playing
at the Cloning Life Arena. And so we're excited to
give you two tickets tomorrow to that show. Other things
that we can talk about. Jonathan, I don't understand people's
fascinations with I'm not even sure what the term is.
It's like AMSR or something like that, where people go
(02:40):
on YouTube and TikTok and video channels, and they watch
things that have sounds and they like the sounds. Could
be somebody tapping their fingernails, could be somebody running their fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Over cloth, satisfying sound, much like the visuals that we
watch sometimes in these video apparently.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
However, so there's this girl. Her name's Audrey Rose. Audrey
Rose does those types of videos, but often with food.
Now she's been averaging. I mean, she got a great audience.
She looks like she gets about one hundred thousand views
per video, which is amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
However, she did one a couple of weeks ago with
are you familiar with funfetti frosting?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
All right, So it's frosting like it comes in the
little tubs made by Pillsbury in on top. When you
open the top, there's a little container and you it's
like tear that silver top off, okay, And it has
like candies that you pour into the frosting. Gotcha making
it funfetti instead of confetti. It's fun fetta like those
(03:52):
little yogurts that come with fruits that's separated in the package.
Nailed that, she said as she opened it up, and
then she poured that stuff in. She said, it's how
does she say it? It's like eating yogurt, but unhealthy.
And then she proceeds to eat it. Okay, she's just
eating it with a spoon. She mixes up the candy
(04:13):
and she eats it. Now that has got one hundred
million views. Now, wow, So she is getting paid huge
amounts from TikTok. And now Pillsbury, who owns Funfetti, is
considering a partnership with Audrey. This is some college girl, unreal,
who's just been making weird food videos, who's maybe about
(04:36):
to become a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Unreal. Good for her.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you want to eat some funfetti?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's like only unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You know what? That really would come in handy? Where's
that the Southern funfetti best of all time idea? Okay,
here's a million dollar idea. You drop a lot of these, honus.
The most frustrating thing this time of the year, in particular, okay,
is banana pudding.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Why is it frustrating?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Make it the old school way.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now, but that cam banana crap, not like a pythe.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You'll actually have banana chunks in it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You want the real banana pudding cream that goes with
the slices of banana and the anilla wafer not banilla.
It's pronounced nella, the nilla wafer. But the problem is
if you don't eat it within a couple of hours,
the nilla wafer turns to like mush and that's when
it's nasty. That's why you don't eat leftover vanilla banana pudding. Hmmm,
(05:41):
because the vanilla wafers get nasty?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Can do I not pluck the wafer out and throw
it away and then put in some new wafers.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You can, but you know it's just forget it that
throw the whole damn thing out, Like eating fish left over.
You don't want to do that, especially if it's fried.
Don't do that. Chicken, yes, fish, no nil a wafer.
If you had the nila wafer that was separate from
the gooey banana pudding and you ate it with that's
(06:12):
even better. You don't have to have a spoon. You
get it only go you pick it up like the
little buzzballs right there at the convenience storre checkout. You
eat it with the wafer. That's a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Billion dollar idea just drop who's taking advantage of that?
Researchers at the now this is interesting. The University of
British Columbia did a research on Americans. Now, I don't
know why they're studying us so much, but they wanted
to find out what Americans would say and when they
(06:46):
demonstrate when they have days off. What is the perfect
day for an American? We got a lot going on here,
because obviously it's a little bit different for everybody. But
when they come when they compiled it all all the
data and they looked at one hundred thousand Americans, and
I think these are for younger people. To be honest
with you, it looks like I think that the age
(07:07):
has got to be under the age of forty. They
spend one hour one and a half hours I'm sorry, socializing. Now,
I don't know what the difference is between the one
and a half hours socializing and the two hours you
spend hanging out with friends. I thought, in my world
that is socializing. So now we're at three and a
(07:29):
half hours of just BS time. That's true, but they
have it separated. One and a half hours for socializing,
two hours to hang out with friends. They spend two
hours in the perfect day exercising. That sounds like hell
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I spent forty five minutes yesterday and I was done
two hours. They're socializing with their friends, hanging out at
the gym. They're not working out.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They want to spend sit Now, you might be this
person because you love your family. Six hours a day
spent hanging out with family, So I got to do that.
I got six hours with my family, I got two
hours with friends, and then I got another one and
a half hours of socializing. So so far, I'm six eight,
(08:14):
nine and a half hours into the day and all
I've been doing is bsing and I'm then at the
nine and a half hour mark, I take two hours
to go work out. This is the So is the
day not over yet?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Then they got to go to work, so they want
a short commute fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Minutes, two hours at the office. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Then they say that the workday should be no more
than six hours. Then they want to spend another hour.
This is separate from family time. One hour playing with
the television or on the computer.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We haven't slept yet. How long is this day?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's what I don't understand. The thing is according to this,
well let's se let's just add it up because it's
the story says, this doesn't leave much time for sleeping.
All right, So if you spent six hours working, thirty
minutes commuting, that's two in from that's six and a half.
Give me the one and a half hours for socializing.
(09:17):
So now we're at seven and a half eight hours.
They have one hour only one hour for eating and drinking.
That's not with the family either. I guess I do
that alone. So then I got another hour for eating
and drinking. So now I'm at ten hours. I get
two hours with my friends. Now I'm at twelve hours,
another two hours for exercising them at fourteen hours. Then
(09:38):
I get six hours to spend with the family. Now
I'm at twenty hours. Then I get another hour with
TV time, so I'm at twenty one hours.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, none of that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And then I guess it's just a three hour nap
and we're back at it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
None of that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What would be your perfect day?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We'd sleep till about eight thirty, because typically I get
up at four leaping in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And then I'd have pancakes with little Sarah or a breakfast,
maybe a brunch with Sally, and then more family time
and then a nap about two, get up is three,
and then it's time for outdoor activities, could be going
to the park, could be working in the backyard. We
(10:22):
do that till about five, and then it's it's Toddy
time at the grill because we're going to be fixing
the grill, get ready to grill for dinner, and then
it's family is family meal?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Does it sounds like a pretty good day?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And then you follow it up by streaming something off
on Netflix. You don't go to the theater.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You used to love going to the theater.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I know, I'm way over it now. I don't know.
While I went to see The Last Supper.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, and by the way.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Not a spoiler alert, but something you should know about
the Last Supper if you missed the first ten day
when for the first of the Last Supper series, because
there's three different movies that are coming to the theaters.
If you miss that like I did, and you went
and you saw the Last Supper, you thought it was
the first, No it's not. That was the second, and
(11:14):
now we're into the third. So just know there's gonna
be a lot of ground that. Well, you missed there
before you walk in for Easter weekend viewing of what
would be the third and this only goes through the
Last Supper. This does not go through the Death, Resurrection,
and certainly not through.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The So we're just doing supper.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're just doing Last Supper.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We're not we're just washing feting, We're done.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, we're not doing we don't we're.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Not going out to the garden.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
No, we're not chastising them because they can't stay awake.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's right. We're not getting into any we're.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Not denying him three times before the cock crows.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This will begin streaming, but not until June. So if
you've been, if you're up to season five and the Chosen,
then season five will stream in June. Whether there's a
charge or not, I don't know, but just know if
you go into the theater think you're going to see
the Last Supper, you'll see it this weekend, but you're
gonna miss the first. You'll miss Palm Sunday. You missed
all that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So for two hours I watched these guys eat this
is like that was just like that funfetti thing I
was just talking about pre paying to watch these guys eat, and.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Again the reason I wanted to go back, And they
didn't have popcorn at the last supper. I looked, but
they also don't have grapes and flatbread at the concession stand.
So I did get the two tubs of popcorn and
enjoyed all of that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You know what, they would have ate that at the
last supper if they had it available, if they had it. Yeah. Finally, Jonathan,
we've got a guy who's got a delicate situation. He says, Easter,
as you know, is this Sunday, and his parents have
spoken with the girlfriend but never met the girlfriend. Okay,
and he's bringing the girlfriend home for Easter. Quote, Am
(13:00):
I a jerk for asking her to take out some
of her piercings before she meets my parents so that
the first meeting will go better? And he says, she's
got piercings, you know, in her eyebrows, her tongue, nose,
and of course the ears and all that. Maybe if
(13:21):
we just took a little bit of that out, wouldn't
it show though, like if you had a piercing Well,
I don't know what it depends on.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I guess on how dark your eye show. I don't
think most of them would show. And it was just
like a little mark on your lip. You wouldn't ask
about that. What's that little mark on your lip, sugar?
You wouldn't ask about that at the table.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Do your ears naturally hang to your shoulders or did
you do something with your with your ear lobes? Yeah,
he says. She has a ton of piercings around her face, eyebrows, tongue,
they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I would say, yes, it is. It's more than all right.
It is nearly mandatory that you ask her to do that,
because obviously it's an uncomfortable situation for you. And since
we are this close to the New Testament, we need
to lean on the Old Testament. Honor the father and
mother and honor them with your presence, and ask her
(14:17):
to cover up any identifiable tattoos or unidentifiable tattoos and
take the piercings out. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
In the in the Book of Luke, he says, he sings,
you should never be ashamed of who you love. Then
Luke sing sing that to us we've played every morning.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's a different Luke.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
He didn't write that much he didn't write that, but
he's got a he got a great song.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
He also didn't write hunt and Fish and to Love
It every Day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
He didn't write most of his music A fisher.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Of Men, and he still didn't write that.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But if you're going to say, I love of you
for you and that is part of her, obviously it's
a big part of her. She's invested a lot of money,
I would imagine in all these piercings and things, and
you love her. Now you're asking her to hide something
that she's kind of proud of. Be like if it'd
be like if she if you loved a girl who
(15:19):
dyed her hair blue or hot pink or whatever, and
you said, look, my parents are not cool with that
sort of stuff. Would you mind just going back to
your natural color for the first meeting? So you don't
want me to be me? Is that what you're saying? Yes,
you want me to wear a tupe because your your
parents are uncomfortable on bald dudes.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I want to ease them into the real.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Some people can't handle the real you. We need to
fake you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
My dad's too old to be you just straight through
the door like you are.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Why don't you send them a picture of her. Just
pair yourselves. This is what I love.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Look, you want to leave all the piercings on your face,
that's fine, but you're going to have to eat lunch
topless because you're gotta come up with a way to
divert my dad's attention.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Get mom's attention. That certainly would be an attention grabber.
She got piercings there too, I would imagine, he said, everywhere.
She got the nip rings, he said, everywhere. I'll accept
his testimony everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I say, it's okay to have her back off of
the metal.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're gonna ask her that?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, hey, pinhead, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
All right, well we'll see what the morning ress the
regular to say about.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's because I am a baby boomer. Okay boomer, Oh yeah, okay,
that's me. I saw a woman yesterday getting into a car.
We're in the parking lot at the grocery store. She's
getting into a car, and I promise you I thought
that I had recognized that this piece of accessory in
my fishing magazine that I get because it looked like
a top order lure, and it's hanging off of her lip,
(17:04):
and she get a ring on that thing that must
be two or three inches, And I'm like, how do
you even go about your daily activities without hanging that
up on something awful?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
To help? Let me help you. Somebody got a hook
stuck in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Your I can take the lure out of your mouth.
But then I got to weigh you.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It must have been too big for the line.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're not gonna bring her in with the nine pounds
test line, brother, right now, see what happened. I just
say these things because that's my See. I'm not part
of the younger generation, so I don't even know how
to appreciate. It's like taking me to the Columby Museum
of Art. I don't even know. I just stand there
and look at it and go, that's that's really that's interesting.
(17:47):
That's something that is that is amazing. Look how the
frame fits this thing so well. I mean, I can't
appreciate the focal point. I don't even know where the
focal point is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
They put the lighting in beautifully on this.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
So you're saying, ask her to take it out. I'm
not ask You're going to demand it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh yeah, you're gonna go have Easter lunch on pants.
We gotta take all that out now, you can back
it up very quickly. Shit, I think it's hot. I
mean I love it. Yeah, I'm all about it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I love the way that when you walk past the
refrigerator of the magnets fly off and stick to your face.
But okay, now I'm insulting people. If you don't mean
to insult, you mean it's a different lifestyle, that's all
I'm saying. You can make fun of me when you
see me walking around with my boomwork cargo pants. I
(18:43):
don't care. I'm going fishing. I need lots of pockets.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm just interested in how this place. And you've never
had any of your kids bring home like you had
three sons. None of them brought home a girl.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
David got a tattoo. Did I tell you that? Oh,
David got a tattoo. Mom is not happy. When did
this go down about a month ago? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
This is fresh? It's fresh like a spring break.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, it's fresh. He's a father for God, and it's
right when you when he wears his shoe, it's right there,
it's right there. Right, he went three inches above his knee.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you think he has others that you haven't seen.
But this is not his first I don't know you're
gonna ask his wife.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He got some mothers hitting around, Send me a pick.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
What is what is my son doing? Y'all like secret closet?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The Bible reference? Okay, And I'm like, okay, Now I
got a question. When you sit down. I didn't ask
him this question. When you sit down and look at it,
it's upside down. So the message is plainly for me.
You want me to read your legs, but the reference
is written plainly for you. Now suddenly, just god.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Am I supposed to back to you? Is that your request?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Lately? I can't choose to read it.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I have you fallen for the oldest trick in the book?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I got Wat's that scene out of that movie again
for the Prince's Pride. You've never seen that?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That movie was amazing, What a great movie. And then
when you hear the backstories on that story, like about
Andre the Giant was too Yeah. I mean, there's so
many incredible stories about the production of that movie.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, I've got to see that movie again.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Principle, we don't quote that movie nearly enough to be
the artistic offering that it was all right, Hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood? Who's showing up for your
Easter table? You got to figure out a way to
clean them up. Just for the family nine eight nine
two six seven nine seven eight WCS. It's the same
number you use when you call it a win. You
can call to share that. You can also reach out
(20:47):
to us on social media. You can just upload a pick.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Sign us a picture of your piercings.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I'm not saying what never mind, and you can also
email us. Do not email me pictures. I don't want
that showing up on the iHeart server.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, yeah, send that on social media. Sen it on
social media, dm us.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, what's going on with this group of people call
the Morning Russian Regulars? What look at this picture Jonathan
got here? Is that? What's that on that lip? And
what which lip is that? We don't want? I don't
want that on my email account?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Or do I
Hello, killing ash Good morning, good morning. It is Thursday
show today tomorrow s h I T so happy. It's Thursday,
getting close to the Easter Sunday weekend, all right, So
we're gonna talk about some of the things you you
can you can win tomorrow for sure, like tickets for
Came Brown, Mitchell Timpenny.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It will be one week from tomorrow and it's Ashley
Cookie as well at the Colonial Life Arena. What you're
talking about, we're talking about epagon. Do you know what
that means?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Epicon? That's a medical term, and it is a strap
typically used after a hernia operation epigon and it tightens
up much like an old scarlet from the gone with
the wind. What do you call those braziers? Wow, that's
(00:49):
epigone and it's costly, that's SI but it's covered by
your HSA card sometimes guys, Well, let's not get into
my personal practice.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right? What if what if that was wrong? What
if what if your description was not correct? What if
I gave you a clue and see if you can
get it now? Okay, some say Tyler Wetmore is an
epigon of Morgan Wallen. I'm Prentice, a less distinguished imitator.
(01:22):
Oh gotcha, you are the It's kind of like, uh,
there is no medical alternative definition for this word.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That that seems very UNPC of us to say wrong.
Maybe we can come up with a uh less than correct.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The definition we're looking forward gain is less than a
less distinguished imitator of someone is an epigon, So you know,
like Sassoon Jeanes, where the epigon of Gloria Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That is true. Yeah, so nowverely the quality is kan
br an epigon of someone or somebody epagone of Caine Brown? No,
Kane Brown.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Could he not have been considered an epigon of Florida
Georgia line at one point because they did pave the
road for that kind of wrap vibe?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe he's now very distinguished though. That's why he's playing
at the Cloning Life Arena. And so we're excited to
give you two tickets tomorrow to that show. Other things
that we can talk about. Jonathan, I don't understand people's
fascinations with I'm not even sure what the term is.
It's like AMSR or something like that, where people go
(02:40):
on YouTube and TikTok and video channels, and they watch
things that have sounds and they like the sounds. Could
be somebody tapping their fingernails, could be somebody running their fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Over cloth, satisfying sound, much like the visuals that we
watch sometimes in these video apparently.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
However, so there's this girl. Her name's Audrey Rose. Audrey
Rose does those types of videos, but often with food.
Now she's been averaging. I mean, she got a great audience.
She looks like she gets about one hundred thousand views
per video, which is amazing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
However, she did one a couple of weeks ago with
are you familiar with funfetti frosting?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
All right, So it's frosting like it comes in the
little tubs made by Pillsbury in on top. When you
open the top, there's a little container and you it's
like tear that silver top off, okay, And it has
like candies that you pour into the frosting. Gotcha making
it funfetti instead of confetti. It's fun fetta like those
(03:52):
little yogurts that come with fruits that's separated in the package.
Nailed that, she said as she opened it up, and
then she poured that stuff in. She said, it's how
does she say it? It's like eating yogurt, but unhealthy.
And then she proceeds to eat it. Okay, she's just
eating it with a spoon. She mixes up the candy
(04:13):
and she eats it. Now that has got one hundred
million views. Now, wow, So she is getting paid huge
amounts from TikTok. And now Pillsbury, who owns Funfetti, is
considering a partnership with Audrey. This is some college girl, unreal,
who's just been making weird food videos, who's maybe about
(04:36):
to become a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Unreal. Good for her.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you want to eat some funfetti?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's like only unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You know what? That really would come in handy? Where's
that the Southern funfetti best of all time idea? Okay,
here's a million dollar idea. You drop a lot of these, honus.
The most frustrating thing this time of the year, in particular, okay,
is banana pudding.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Why is it frustrating?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because if you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Make it the old school way.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now, but that cam banana crap, not like a pythe.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You'll actually have banana chunks in it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You want the real banana pudding cream that goes with
the slices of banana and the anilla wafer not banilla.
It's pronounced nella, the nilla wafer. But the problem is
if you don't eat it within a couple of hours,
the nilla wafer turns to like mush and that's when
it's nasty. That's why you don't eat leftover vanilla banana pudding. Hmmm,
(05:41):
because the vanilla wafers get nasty?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Can do I not pluck the wafer out and throw
it away and then put in some new wafers.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You can, but you know it's just forget it that
throw the whole damn thing out, Like eating fish left over.
You don't want to do that, especially if it's fried.
Don't do that. Chicken, yes, fish, no nil a wafer.
If you had the nila wafer that was separate from
the gooey banana pudding and you ate it with that's
(06:12):
even better. You don't have to have a spoon. You
get it only go you pick it up like the
little buzzballs right there at the convenience storre checkout. You
eat it with the wafer. That's a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Billion dollar idea just drop who's taking advantage of that?
Researchers at the now this is interesting. The University of
British Columbia did a research on Americans. Now, I don't
know why they're studying us so much, but they wanted
to find out what Americans would say and when they
(06:46):
demonstrate when they have days off. What is the perfect
day for an American? We got a lot going on here,
because obviously it's a little bit different for everybody. But
when they come when they compiled it all all the
data and they looked at one hundred thousand Americans, and
I think these are for younger people. To be honest
with you, it looks like I think that the age
(07:07):
has got to be under the age of forty. They
spend one hour one and a half hours I'm sorry, socializing. Now,
I don't know what the difference is between the one
and a half hours socializing and the two hours you
spend hanging out with friends. I thought, in my world
that is socializing. So now we're at three and a
(07:29):
half hours of just BS time. That's true, but they
have it separated. One and a half hours for socializing,
two hours to hang out with friends. They spend two
hours in the perfect day exercising. That sounds like hell
on Earth.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I spent forty five minutes yesterday and I was done
two hours. They're socializing with their friends, hanging out at
the gym. They're not working out.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They want to spend sit Now, you might be this
person because you love your family. Six hours a day
spent hanging out with family, So I got to do that.
I got six hours with my family, I got two
hours with friends, and then I got another one and
a half hours of socializing. So so far, I'm six eight,
(08:14):
nine and a half hours into the day and all
I've been doing is bsing and I'm then at the
nine and a half hour mark, I take two hours
to go work out. This is the So is the
day not over yet?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Then they got to go to work, so they want
a short commute fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Minutes, two hours at the office. Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Then they say that the workday should be no more
than six hours. Then they want to spend another hour.
This is separate from family time. One hour playing with
the television or on the computer.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We haven't slept yet. How long is this day?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's what I don't understand. The thing is according to this,
well let's se let's just add it up because it's
the story says, this doesn't leave much time for sleeping.
All right, So if you spent six hours working, thirty
minutes commuting, that's two in from that's six and a half.
Give me the one and a half hours for socializing.
(09:17):
So now we're at seven and a half eight hours.
They have one hour only one hour for eating and drinking.
That's not with the family either. I guess I do
that alone. So then I got another hour for eating
and drinking. So now I'm at ten hours. I get
two hours with my friends. Now I'm at twelve hours,
another two hours for exercising them at fourteen hours. Then
(09:38):
I get six hours to spend with the family. Now
I'm at twenty hours. Then I get another hour with
TV time, so I'm at twenty one hours.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, none of that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And then I guess it's just a three hour nap
and we're back at it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
None of that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What would be your perfect day?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We'd sleep till about eight thirty, because typically I get
up at four leaping in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And then I'd have pancakes with little Sarah or a breakfast,
maybe a brunch with Sally, and then more family time
and then a nap about two, get up is three,
and then it's time for outdoor activities, could be going
to the park, could be working in the backyard. We
(10:22):
do that till about five, and then it's it's Toddy
time at the grill because we're going to be fixing
the grill, get ready to grill for dinner, and then
it's family is family meal?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Does it sounds like a pretty good day?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And then you follow it up by streaming something off
on Netflix. You don't go to the theater.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You used to love going to the theater.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I know, I'm way over it now. I don't know.
While I went to see The Last Supper.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, and by the way.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Not a spoiler alert, but something you should know about
the Last Supper if you missed the first ten day
when for the first of the Last Supper series, because
there's three different movies that are coming to the theaters.
If you miss that like I did, and you went
and you saw the Last Supper, you thought it was
the first, No it's not. That was the second, and
(11:14):
now we're into the third. So just know there's gonna
be a lot of ground that. Well, you missed there
before you walk in for Easter weekend viewing of what
would be the third and this only goes through the
Last Supper. This does not go through the Death, Resurrection,
and certainly not through.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The So we're just doing supper.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're just doing Last Supper.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We're not we're just washing feting, We're done.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, we're not doing we don't we're.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Not going out to the garden.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
No, we're not chastising them because they can't stay awake.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's right. We're not getting into any we're.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Not denying him three times before the cock crows.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
This will begin streaming, but not until June. So if
you've been, if you're up to season five and the Chosen,
then season five will stream in June. Whether there's a
charge or not, I don't know, but just know if
you go into the theater think you're going to see
the Last Supper, you'll see it this weekend, but you're
gonna miss the first. You'll miss Palm Sunday. You missed
all that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So for two hours I watched these guys eat this
is like that was just like that funfetti thing I
was just talking about pre paying to watch these guys eat, and.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Again the reason I wanted to go back, And they
didn't have popcorn at the last supper. I looked, but
they also don't have grapes and flatbread at the concession stand.
So I did get the two tubs of popcorn and
enjoyed all of that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You know what, they would have ate that at the
last supper if they had it available, if they had it. Yeah. Finally, Jonathan,
we've got a guy who's got a delicate situation. He says, Easter,
as you know, is this Sunday, and his parents have
spoken with the girlfriend but never met the girlfriend. Okay,
and he's bringing the girlfriend home for Easter. Quote, Am
(13:00):
I a jerk for asking her to take out some
of her piercings before she meets my parents so that
the first meeting will go better? And he says, she's
got piercings, you know, in her eyebrows, her tongue, nose,
and of course the ears and all that. Maybe if
(13:21):
we just took a little bit of that out, wouldn't
it show though, like if you had a piercing Well,
I don't know what it depends on.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I guess on how dark your eye show. I don't
think most of them would show. And it was just
like a little mark on your lip. You wouldn't ask
about that. What's that little mark on your lip, sugar?
You wouldn't ask about that at the table.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Do your ears naturally hang to your shoulders or did
you do something with your with your ear lobes? Yeah,
he says. She has a ton of piercings around her face, eyebrows, tongue,
they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I would say, yes, it is. It's more than all right.
It is nearly mandatory that you ask her to do that,
because obviously it's an uncomfortable situation for you. And since
we are this close to the New Testament, we need
to lean on the Old Testament. Honor the father and
mother and honor them with your presence, and ask her
(14:17):
to cover up any identifiable tattoos or unidentifiable tattoos and
take the piercings out. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
In the in the Book of Luke, he says, he sings,
you should never be ashamed of who you love. Then
Luke sing sing that to us we've played every morning.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's a different Luke.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
He didn't write that much he didn't write that, but
he's got a he got a great song.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
He also didn't write hunt and Fish and to Love
It every Day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
He didn't write most of his music A fisher.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Of Men, and he still didn't write that.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But if you're going to say, I love of you
for you and that is part of her, obviously it's
a big part of her. She's invested a lot of money,
I would imagine in all these piercings and things, and
you love her. Now you're asking her to hide something
that she's kind of proud of. Be like if it'd
be like if she if you loved a girl who
(15:19):
dyed her hair blue or hot pink or whatever, and
you said, look, my parents are not cool with that
sort of stuff. Would you mind just going back to
your natural color for the first meeting? So you don't
want me to be me? Is that what you're saying? Yes,
you want me to wear a tupe because your your
parents are uncomfortable on bald dudes.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I want to ease them into the real.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Some people can't handle the real you. We need to
fake you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
My dad's too old to be you just straight through
the door like you are.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Why don't you send them a picture of her. Just
pair yourselves. This is what I love.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Look, you want to leave all the piercings on your face,
that's fine, but you're going to have to eat lunch
topless because you're gotta come up with a way to
divert my dad's attention.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Get mom's attention. That certainly would be an attention grabber.
She got piercings there too, I would imagine, he said, everywhere.
She got the nip rings, he said, everywhere. I'll accept
his testimony everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I say, it's okay to have her back off of
the metal.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're gonna ask her that?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, hey, pinhead, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
All right, well we'll see what the morning ress the
regular to say about.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's because I am a baby boomer. Okay boomer, Oh yeah, okay,
that's me. I saw a woman yesterday getting into a car.
We're in the parking lot at the grocery store. She's
getting into a car, and I promise you I thought
that I had recognized that this piece of accessory in
my fishing magazine that I get because it looked like
a top order lure, and it's hanging off of her lip,
(17:04):
and she get a ring on that thing that must
be two or three inches, And I'm like, how do
you even go about your daily activities without hanging that
up on something awful?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
To help? Let me help you. Somebody got a hook
stuck in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Your I can take the lure out of your mouth.
But then I got to weigh you.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It must have been too big for the line.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're not gonna bring her in with the nine pounds
test line, brother, right now, see what happened. I just
say these things because that's my See. I'm not part
of the younger generation, so I don't even know how
to appreciate. It's like taking me to the Columby Museum
of Art. I don't even know. I just stand there
and look at it and go, that's that's really that's interesting.
(17:47):
That's something that is that is amazing. Look how the
frame fits this thing so well. I mean, I can't
appreciate the focal point. I don't even know where the
focal point is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
They put the lighting in beautifully on this.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
So you're saying, ask her to take it out. I'm
not ask You're going to demand it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh yeah, you're gonna go have Easter lunch on pants.
We gotta take all that out now, you can back
it up very quickly. Shit, I think it's hot. I
mean I love it. Yeah, I'm all about it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I love the way that when you walk past the
refrigerator of the magnets fly off and stick to your face.
But okay, now I'm insulting people. If you don't mean
to insult, you mean it's a different lifestyle, that's all
I'm saying. You can make fun of me when you
see me walking around with my boomwork cargo pants. I
(18:43):
don't care. I'm going fishing. I need lots of pockets.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm just interested in how this place. And you've never
had any of your kids bring home like you had
three sons. None of them brought home a girl.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
David got a tattoo. Did I tell you that? Oh,
David got a tattoo. Mom is not happy. When did
this go down about a month ago? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
This is fresh? It's fresh like a spring break.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, it's fresh. He's a father for God, and it's
right when you when he wears his shoe, it's right there,
it's right there. Right, he went three inches above his knee.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you think he has others that you haven't seen.
But this is not his first I don't know you're
gonna ask his wife.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He got some mothers hitting around, Send me a pick.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
What is what is my son doing? Y'all like secret closet?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The Bible reference? Okay, And I'm like, okay, Now I
got a question. When you sit down. I didn't ask
him this question. When you sit down and look at it,
it's upside down. So the message is plainly for me.
You want me to read your legs, but the reference
is written plainly for you. Now suddenly, just god.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Am I supposed to back to you? Is that your request?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Lately? I can't choose to read it.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I have you fallen for the oldest trick in the book?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I got Wat's that scene out of that movie again
for the Prince's Pride. You've never seen that?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
That movie was amazing, What a great movie. And then
when you hear the backstories on that story, like about
Andre the Giant was too Yeah. I mean, there's so
many incredible stories about the production of that movie.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, I've got to see that movie again.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Principle, we don't quote that movie nearly enough to be
the artistic offering that it was all right, Hey, what's
going on in your neighborhood? Who's showing up for your
Easter table? You got to figure out a way to
clean them up. Just for the family nine eight nine
two six seven nine seven eight WCS. It's the same
number you use when you call it a win. You
can call to share that. You can also reach out
(20:47):
to us on social media. You can just upload a pick.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Sign us a picture of your piercings.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I'm not saying what never mind, and you can also
email us. Do not email me pictures. I don't want
that showing up on the iHeart server.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
No, yeah, send that on social media. Sen it on
social media, dm us.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, what's going on with this group of people call
the Morning Russian Regulars? What look at this picture Jonathan
got here? Is that? What's that on that lip? And
what which lip is that? We don't want? I don't
want that on my email account?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Or do I
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