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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash. Hello, it's tomorrow show today. It's already Thursday, tomorrow, brother,
and June's screaming at us, right at us for the
first Well, it won't be the first weekend. See June
comes in on Saturday, I believe. Okay, maybe Sunday. It's
going to be here. Brother, we're heading into summertime. Let's
talk about what we're going to talk about tomorrow. And
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you know we got the Keith Urbn tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, we've been doing that all this week, all last
week and now all this week. And the show is
Friday night up in Charlotte. We'd love to get you in.
And of course we had a little situation this morning
where people thought they knew the word you mean. There's
multiple definitions sometimes for these words. The definition that we
care about is the one that we wrote because we
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want you to click our page. I don't know how
much easier to make.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is the point clicks partics.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We may get the click, we might not even pronounce
the word right. That does not matter.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
None of that matters. And we're reading fining words in
this country all the time around here, so why shouldn't
we be able to even redefine them if we should choose, but.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We don't vaccine woman. All kinds of words getting changed. Panopoly,
not monopoly, Panopoly.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh, this is like this is like a it's like
a all encompassing crescendo as a monopoly.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah. The actual words is an impressive.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Array, an impressive array. I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yes, it was actually used originally, I guess to describe
the the coats of armor that were war Back in
the days, they would call it a panopoly. But for
some reason that just kind of morphed into an impressive
array of anything.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That would be a great name for a clothing line.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Panopoly.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, the Spring Collection from Panopoly available now. JB. White.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
JB.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
White.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, if you know the answer, tomorrow morning six thirty,
Jonathan will tell you what number to be and you
get your pair of tickets to the PNC Music Pavilion
for this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, see if you call it and you said it
all encompassing, what did I say at all encompassing crescenda? Yeah,
Now that would be incorrect because you're looking for the
actual definition we give you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, we want the words we write.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, right, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Just click Jonathan. We've got something called the poop method.
This is the new trend in house cleaning. According to
Amanda Johnson, it's very simple. She's the person behind it.
When you're decluttering your house, ask yourself, if my dog
crapped on it, would I keep it?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That is a great barama.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If if If the answer is no, if.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
My dog, would I clean off the crap and keep it? Ye?
Would I just trash it?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Mm hmm. She says it's perfect for anyone who's feeling
overwhelmed by clutter or struggles with the decision the fatigue
get method.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Now, you might be familiar with Marie Kondo. She was
the Asian woman who swept the country I think about
three years ago with her Netflix thing, and she kept
saying what sparks joy? That was her big phrase. And
so this is like the opposite of what sparks joy
because it might not actually spark joy, but it might
be something that you still would throw it away if
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it was covered in crap. So it does put some
value on stuff that perhaps does not spark joy. So
she thinks it's a better way to get to the
root of the problem. Do you have a decluttering method
that you're employing Jonathan, what do you ask yourself? I know,
if I haven't worn it, and I'd say eighteen months.
I used to say a year a year, And now
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if I haven't worn it in eighteen months, I'm getting
rid of it.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I like this one. I like this one a lot.
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna adopt this one if
a dog crapped on this because I may not have
used it last year, but I don't want to use
it again next year.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, that's for me. Eighteen months to two years is
about because if I haven't used it in two and
a half years, then what's the chances I'm going to
use it in the summer, right, you know? So I
might as well just get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
If a yeah, that's good, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We often bragged about our summer breaks, our vacations, how
we enjoyed time as children, and we talk about how
the kids today they don't even have a legit shot
to enjoy breaks the way we did. So Southern Living
has come out with their list on how to give
your kids a old fashioned summer vacation. Because they don't
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know how to do it, they've never experienced it. How
will they know un lest someone tells them, and who
will tell them if not? You and I, Jonathan one
make homemade treats. We're not buying any snacks this year.
We're gonna make them all.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I got to do a conversation the other day about
how when I was a kid, you couldn't buy the
rice crispy treats in a package.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's right, made them.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You had to make them yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You had the first off, you had to meet some
I remember the first time I had one. I was
probably nine before I had one. I don't think my
mom made them yet. And if you've never had them warm,
you've never had them that like, the recipe hadn't made
its way through East Hartford yet. Okay, so it's like
nineteen seventy three, all right, no one's got And then
like one kid I don't even know who had had
it and brought it to like and then we were
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all went nuts for it, like, oh my gosh, what
is it? And I don't know if they put it
in like Good Housekeeping or what magazine something shared that recipe,
But then we all had it.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We all had it. You had to melt a little
bit of butter in the pot. Then you had to
get your mushrooms, mushrooms, your marshmallows. On top of that,
you had to get that goog going, and then you
poured it in there, yep, and then it got real
hard to stir it real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And amazingly, those were, believe it or not healthy compared
to the version that you're buying right now.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know that is a damn good point.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, here's another thing. We're not taking the car to
the car walk, Nope, we're washing it out in the driveway.
We're gonna wash the cars together. We're going to set
up a sprinkler in the yard and you're gonna run
through it for the next thirty Minutes't' always on sale
at Target. You can buy a sprinkler pretty cheap over there.
They say, we're gonna wait till we hear the ice
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cream truck and then we're gonna run down and try
to catch it. That's where you gotta wait till you
hear the music and then you start running after it.
We're gonna have water balloon fights one day. We're gonna
just pick off. This is today is water balloon fight day.
Here's another thing. We're gonna take a jar, and we're
gonna go out and catch bugs. Do you know that?
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According to this eighty percent of children under the age
of twelve have never caught a bug in their life.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I believe that, And I wondered how many people don't
get the fact that. And I had to explain it
to someone who was younger than me, and I was
shot because they weren't that young. They didn't understand what
mason was at the fireflies game.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh the mason jar. Yeah, it's what you.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Would You catch the fireflies and put them in a
mason jar.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You would put a lightning bug or in prison. That's
why you're horrible. You're a horrible human. I hate humans.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Now. They didn't say that, but that's when I would
going to say, yeah. And you get them out and
you hold them between your index finger and your thumb
and you wait them to light up, and then you
squash them and then oh my gosh, and then the
fluorescence sticks to your finger.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You can't say that to petty.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
If you squash it before they light up, then you
get nothing but goo. You got to get the fluorescent.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Heartless, heartless. Their whole life has been snuffed out for
you to have five seconds of amusement.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Here's another great one for you kids. Wait late in
the day, preferably like write at nighttime when it rains,
one of those great summer rains, you run out and
you catch frogs because you know the rain makes them
jump around.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do we get frogs in the suburbs? I don't know, Like,
do you get them at your house? I don't remember
seeing any. I don't remember seeing frogs a wild country.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And then you all stand in a circle and you
all throw them in the air as high as you can,
straight up, and then you stand still. If you get
hit by a frog, you lose.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Sounds like, no matter what happens, the frog loses.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
They land on the grass probably not oh okay, but
do they land on your nogget that's going to injure
the frog.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Now, I don't know if this is something. Did you
do this in the country, because I know this was
big in the suburbs. You're gonna take your kids and
set up like a camping site in the backyard and
the kids are going to sleep outdoors for a night.
We used to do that. I did that a lot,
probably eight nine times in my life. You just can
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I was literally like fifteen feet from the back door.
But I had my own tent, you know, you know,
the little like Coleman thing, and you're like reading outside
and you're listening to the crickets and all that sort
of stuff, and you felt like you're on a wild
adventure and you're literally, Mom, shut the lights off. I
can still see the house.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and the older you get, the further you put
your tent away from the house.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But you did that in the country to yeah, yeah, yeah,
I didn't know if that was just a suburban thing
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
No, we ended up actually building a what do you
call those three sided structures? A three sided structure. I
don't know it's a name for it. Okay, it's like
a barn without a door, is it?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Like the words start with try or something.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Had to come to me in a minute. At iron Dack. Okay,
So you're building that Iran dack. It's got bunks in it.
Then you just go out there and throw your sleeping
bag down, and then you have a campfire pit out front. Hmmm. Yeah,
And if you built one big enough like we did,
you can parking motorcycles inside.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Ironically, the first girl I ever slept with Megan Latan.
I was eight and she was nine. Wow, Meghanltanzio accepted
the offer to be camped out with you camped across
the street, made the big and then you know, so
for years, like when I was a teenager, they would
always be like, you know, Megan's the first girl you
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ever slept with. It was different then I was eight.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Uh, my girlfriend of Biana Ronda was I'll never forget
this girl's name. Why why isn't that coming to mind?
She's the Playboy centerfold.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
We had a picture of Oh oh that's a little
bit different. Okay, okay, very obviously.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Not her real name.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Hey, uh, we got an outbreak here of cucumbers, Jonathan,
have you heard this? The CDC and FDA have both
said South Carolina do not buy Q cumbers at places
like Walmart, Kroger, Harris Teeter. There's a whole list. They're
all got Salmonila, Walmart, what cucumbers, all stories. Basically, I've
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got Salmonila in South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So and they say we've got hundreds of South Carolinians
who are sitting on the pooper right now, so be
careful with your cue. And that goes in as far
as like even picking up like sushi and things like
that that would have cucumbers in it that came from Florida.
They're all Florida cucumbers are being right now recalled, the
ones specifically from Bedner Growers distributed by fresh Start Produce Sales.
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There are millions and millions of these, not just in
South Carolina but other places as well, but the ones
from Florida. So be careful with your cucumbers. You might
want to just treat them like cat streak cucumbers. Remember
those videos of how cats were scared to death of
cucumbers for them.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
They don't do that anymore, do they. That's animal cruelty.
They just put the cucumber behind the cat and then
the counters runs and sees it goes nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So cucovers from Florida, DONI senter the text message right now, Sally,
don't buy cucumbers because we always get hours of publics.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Well it doesn't say publics is on there publics. You
can get the whole list off the morning Rust plug
at ninety seventy five to b CS dot com and
I'll give you all the different brands and stuff that
it's distributed as We got a morning Russian regular who's
got a white a hot wife, not hot meaning good,
hot meaning bad. She's hot and angry right now.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh god, what did that do to hack you off
this time? Said John Belushi.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, I don't think I'm a jerk, but my wife
says she sees it differently. She was having some car
trouble and it was right around her birthday, and I
thought it was the starter. I took her car to
the shop, brought it in, paid for, got it all back,
polished it up, took it to the car wash, and said,
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happy birthday. Your car is running great. And she said
that's not a gift. And he said, well, you would
have paid for it normally we have separate checking accounts.
It was nine hundred dollars. How is that not a
birthday gift?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
See, I got to tell you because you know, Kelly
and I don't have separate separate accounts from our wives.
But if you got a separate account and car maintenance
is under your domain, that's your car, your check book.
And somebody gives you a nine hundred dollars repair on
the car that you'd have to have fixed at that amount,
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that's a gift I'm with him. Okay, let her be
hacked off all she wants. Take it back to the shop,
tell them to take that damn start out, put the
crappy one back in, and then throw some dirt inside.
Take it back to her. Go you know something, You're right?
Here are your flowers? How about that?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
This could be a very short marriage. You know, look,
I think we've already, We've rehashed this times and times again.
I feel like that a gift is not something you need,
but something that you want, and something that symbol to.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The car fixed. I know she needed a car.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Fix, she needed her car fixed, but she wanted.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm with him on this one because of the separate
checking account.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
She wanted a day at the spa, or she.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Wanted extenuating circumstance on this one.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
How about how about this? I give you just straight cash, homie,
five hundred bucks. That's a hell of a gift. Here's
a five hundred dollars visa gift check.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's a great gift. It's only half a starter.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Say is it halfway? Pay for the starter if you want,
or to pay for like two days at the spa.
Whatever you want to do with it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Let your car break down in front of the SPA.
I'll be playing golf.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, it's I get you selling massage right your car
sitting there over here?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You get an extra four and dollars. Suddenly I'll be
playing golf. That's great. I like it. Hey, what's going
on in your neighborhood we should be talking about? You
know how to reach out to us on social media.
You can also email us. I am Rush at ninety
seven five WCS the com.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And Nash at ninety seven five WCS dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Very important. The answer already posted on the Morning Brush blog.
We've already given you the answer, but you'll have it
as a reference as an open book test tomorrow. The
only thing you need to know is the number to
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