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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash Jonathan Tomorrow Show Today Tgif tomorrow we
get into the weekend and we kick off June here
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
That's nice because the summertime is the right time for us.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, I know we've got a brand new what you're
talking about competition coming up next week where we will
be giving away kittens more to taels on that.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Stop it heaving a circuit court judge already blocked that
executive or.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Sure I will get that email coming up here at
least from the legal department. But tomorrow we have your
last opportunity to win Keith urbn tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, and that's very exciting because Keith Urban is performing
tomorrow night. So somebody tomorrow morning who was not planning
to go to Charlotte is going to wake up, call
in at six point thirty and get their Keith Urban
tickets for that night, and they're going to change the
whole weekend. If you'd like to be there Friday night
at the PNC Music Pavilion. I did not get our
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friend Julian. Julian does the YouTube videos where you learn
how to speak of English. Yet he's got a what
like a French accent. I do not have the proper pronunciation.
I'm taking a shot at I'm gonna say boudelerization, bowdlerization,
b ow l e excuse me, b o w d
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l e r I z A t io N. I
do not know this bowdlerization, have no idea this is.
This would be didn't you tell me that you used
to use I think it was called like the angel
app on your television. Yes, that would be boutleization when
you purge anything offensive from an artistic work. So if
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you remove all the curse words from a song, if
you take the nude scenes out of a movie, that's boudlerization. Okay,
And we'll have to get a proper pronunciation so that
when you try to sound smart, you don't sound like
an idiot.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It's kind of like when you're watching the movie you
typically would watch, say it because it keeps popping up
on cable, and you've been watching it on like superstation
TBS or something like that. Oh yeah, and then now
you're watching it on like Netflix, and it's got a
bunch of scenes in there with words that you didn't
know before.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That happens to my wife all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Sally would get so, I'm like, I forgot that scene
was in here, Sugar, I've we've been watching the television
version and I didn't even I was reminded now that airlines.
I don't know if they still do this, and Airlines
had a sanitized version that they produced themselves because they
had to get actual approval from the production company that
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they could run this version. They would clean it up
a lot because of the scenes. Even you know, when
you're in an airline, you may be listening on your earbuds,
but you still see the television. So if a child
were to see a scene that was graphic in some nature,
then they would clean that up for the airline travel.
I've often wondered why we don't have what was the
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equivalent of cliff Notes. We're like Kelly and I, let's
pick one of our favorite movies Top Gun, Top Gun,
Top Gun, so someone you would trust, someone like me,
or maybe there would be different, different editors of cliff
Notes that you would subscribe to, so I would only
have my favorite scenes from Top Gun. You could watch
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the entire movie basically with just my favorite scenes in
about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You know what's interesting is our church does that. Oh
and matter of fact, this is not a promo per
se for Gracelife Church. But that's where I go up
on Clemson Road. And I don't know when we're gonna
do it in June, but we do a thing every
year called Grace Life goes to the movies because our
pastor goes away on vacation for several weeks and so
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he's pre recording it right now. Maybe he already done.
And what will happen is you'll go into the service
and it's all pre recorded. He'll give you an announcement
as to what's about to be shown, and he'll condense
a two movie until, like you said, about twenty minutes.
He'll just give you the key scenes, and in those
key scenes, he'll come back and then tell you what
is the spiritual thought that you're learning here? What's the
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lesson to be learned? And it's and it's only using
the more popular movies of the day. He'll use kid movies,
he'll use popular, you know, older movies like Star Wars or.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Something like that. It's it's a fun thing to do.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But I to your point, I think that would be
a money maker because there are so many scenes that
just drag on and are unnecessary in a two hour movie.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And you certainly there would be a guy version of
the girl version because the guy version didn't have really
the love scenes.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
May come on the girls want to see all that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, I just want to see that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Would you say the love scenes?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Now? I would have the still shot near the end
where the girl which she's standing next to the I'm
going to guess it was like a seventy eight nine
to eleven, okay, could have been an eighty That hot
scene with her leaned up outside of the airport hangar
which she's popped up against that nine to eleven, I
have that scene in there.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Boy, Kelly McGinnis sure has changed since that scene shot.
She might break the Porsche.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I was talking about the top gum maverick. Oh okay, yeah,
but she drove a three fifty six. Come on, come on, man,
keep up.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, so yeah, tomorrow morning will be uh, we'll be
getting into that. Also, this is you know, it seems
like science is always contradicting itself. One day something's great
for you, the next day it's not. Then it is,
then it's not. According to this new story featuring doctor
Michelle Jurgensen. I've never heard of a holistic biologic dentist.
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She's not just a dentist, she's a holistic biologic dentist.
She says, some of your quote unquote healthy habits are
very unhealthy for your teeth. For example, sipping lemon water
most of the day. Most people have heard it's good,
it's great for detoxing, but that acid is terrible for
your teeth and will lead to a name animal erosion.
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Drinking green smoothies. You may think it's a healthy drink
with a little calcium added in that is oxilating the
raw spinach. It will make minerals from your teeth. I
call it the health halo effect. Take things that look
angelic on Instagram but are actually wreaking havoc in your mouth.
Another one would be snacking on dry fruit like raisins
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are considered to be nature's candy. They're horrible for you.
Real it's probably worse than a Snicker's bar. When it
comes to cavity risks, she goes on and on sports drinks,
go crackers. She's got a whole list of things that
are actually unhealthy for you that are recommended as healthy
so I don't know if this is just one of
those opportunities for you to go feel bad about yourself
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like I was trying to do the right thing, like
I did in the early nineties. I went on the
no fat diet in the early nineties and ended up
gaining like one hundred pounds. Good, as long as you
don't eat fat, you won't be fat. I prove that
theory completely wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The only battle apparently this well, I don't know if
it's older than the noun and verb disagreement battle in
the South. That's a classic that goes back to the
beginning of syllables. But we have had a long battle. Now.
We always get one medical guidance and then follow by
an argument why that one's not good for you? This
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is the latest. We're gonna find out. The best thing
you do for yourself is have another shot, a come
all whiskey, drink and a cigar. I don't know when
that news is coming out.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's funny though, because they do interview with these like
one hundred year old people, and every now and again
you'll get some that say, drink what you want, smoke
what you want, drink what you want. I think there
is something to be said to being happy. If something
that you eat or drink actually makes you happy, then
you should can probably continue to do that. And everybody's different,
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so what makes me happy might not make you happy,
and that would actually be bad for you.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I was laughing with somebody yesterday. We were talking about
people in elderly states of age, and there was one
woman in our family and one of her sisters went
over to visit her. Now they're like ninety, Okay, they're
ninety years old.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
These two sisters, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And they were raised eating fried food in the South,
so there goes that argument. But they were not. They're
ninety years old. And one went to visit the other
and she came and told my mom about it. And
I went up and I walked to the front porch
and there was Nora, and Nora was smoking a Salem cigarette. Nora,
now to my knowledge, and I was around the worry
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good bit. Nora never smoked all her life, but she
picked it up at age ninety. And my dad's like,
she's ninety, let her do what she wants to do.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's kind of like we're back to your cocaine and
retirement argument.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh, I will have to because I've said it all
these years. Now the curiosity is going to get the
best a part of me. I've never had cocaine in
my life. I might have to try it the first
day of retirement. First day, first day, much my heart explode.
I don't know what's gonna happen here, Honey, I'm gonna
do a line of this, step back. It's gonna get
(09:11):
a while to do this. Get the kid next door
to cover here to show me how to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
We've got I'm always amazed that people can get away
with anything in today's modern day, especially criminals. Criminals seem
like there's cameras everywhere. They have all kinds of ways
of catching you. But it's not just traditional criminals. This
woman in the UK has busted her husband, and you know,
(09:38):
how you catch your spouse cheating could be different from
many people. The way she caught him. To me, this
is brilliant. They apparently several years ago, bought toothbrushes together.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
They're those like.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Electric, fancy schmancy toothbrushes. Those toothbrushes use an app to
tell you want to change the heads and how clean
your teeth are blah blah blah. She noticed when she
started looking at her husband's activity that he was using
his toothbrush at weird times, like one in the afternoon.
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Why are you at home at one in the afternoon
using a toothbrush? She didn't ask him, She just started
looking for a pattern. Every other Tuesday at about one pm,
this guy is brushing his teeth in our house. Why
so one day an announce just decided to come home
a little bit earlier, a little bit before one o'clock,
and sure enough caught him in the deed with some
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lady down the street. Wow, how did you catch your
spouse cheeth? He had no idea that she was monitoring
his toothbrush use via the app.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
How can you get away with anything?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, because their camera's everywhere. I mean even when you
go home. Now there's a camera in your garage. Is
one of the front doors one at the back door?
I mean you can't even get in your house that
getting caught on camera.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's true, that's true. Yeah, she could have, you know,
she I guess she could have. Maybe even if they
have like a doorbell ring app things, she could have
probably seen the woman walking in and out. But for
some reason that maybe they don't have that or whatever.
But that was her story. Love to hear how you
caught your spouse. That's good in the middle of the
dirty deed. Oh and Jonathan, we're going to have another
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Morning Rush a regular with a problem. In this instance,
they're on a flight. If I understand correctly, and obviously
I don't know the person who's just sat next to
me on the plane. They were assigned that ticket. This guy,
our guy's got assigned a ticket. And as they're flying
across the country, his new neighbor said, Hey, I noticed
(11:55):
that you had a phone charger there. I'm very low
right now. Would you mind if I just borrowed it
for like the last twenty or thirty minutes of the flight.
And I said no, I said, I don't want to
lend my charger to you. And his friends on the
flight said you're a And he said why because I
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don't want to lend my phone charger to a stranger.
What say you, Jonathan, Is he a jerk?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh? No, no, he's a complete ass.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well, I was trying to avoid that word.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That's we can say that on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's what his friend said.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, he's a, you're a complete ass. It's a charger.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Did you think some of his information out of his
phone was going to get stuck in your cord?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You know what, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Maybe the way that's the way the hackers work these days.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't know. Maybe they borrowed it off.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Just thinking about that. Yeah, so the block is a
little different on this one because it's a supercharger. Actually,
god chip in there that sucks all the information out
of your phone.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I've stranger things I guess could have happened.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Great, No, it's another billion dollar idea.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
But I mean it is. It's a very nice thing
to do. I don't think anybody would would deny that it's.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
A nice thing.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've done that one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
But you're certainly also, I don't feel like you're obligated
to lend a stranger.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Never had anybody tell me no, I've walked into publics
before my phone was running low. I'd stop off of
the customer service tests and I said, bunch, chance, do
you have an iPhone charger? Because my phone's going to
go out. I know my wife's going to text me
to add something to the list. Oh yeah, you can
leave it here, so then they go work on my list.
I come back, I pick it up. Sure enough, there's
a there is a text. Now we also need watermelon. See,
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but I've asked doctors' offices.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Now you're talking about people you're doing business with, as
opposed to just talking to somebody in the parking lot
and saying, hey, would you mind if I just put
this in.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Your car for a kit.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
We charged it up for me.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That could be part of the customer service they offered.
They were at the customer service desk. Do I look
like I'm the customer service rep here on this fight? Sir, No,
you can't use my cord. I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
A way of another way of phrasing it is when
somebody asks to borrow something, if as long as it's
not an imposition on you, meaning like, can I borrow money,
that's one thing, But can I borrow a phone charger
that you're not using currently?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
If?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
If I, then I'm obligated. It's really it's not even
an option. Somebody says, can I borrow something that you're
not using right now? Then I just have to give
it to them. That's the default is I Now, I
am obligated, So why even ask, just say I'm taking it.
I'm gonna be I'm using that phone charger for the
next palka.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
All right, we can talk about that tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
So uh huh I said that and more starting around
five am.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Remember at eight excuse me, remember at six point thirty,
that's when you're gonna want this number nine seven eight
ninet two six seven. That's if you want to call
it a win.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Otherwise, is that number.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's the same number you called it chit chat ninety
seven eight ninet two six seven ninety seven eight w cos.
Thank god it's Friday. T GIF Tomorrow in the morning,
Rush