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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Michael, where should I direct my two and a half
percent benefit fee bill for having to listen to your
show today?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
According to mister T two at govts the problem, you
have a better chance of spotting Bigfoot than Michael Bennett
in Colorado. Eh, not too far off, Probably pretty accurate.
I looked up the wage and benefit fee and it
(00:31):
basically is kind of like the front tier model. A
business does not want to raise prices, so they keep
them lower so you'll keep coming back to it. But
then at the end, whoops, you get the surprise fee. So, oh,
you actually want to sit on the plane, Oh, bring luggage,
that's extra. Oh, hey, to sit at a restaurant. Here's
(00:53):
an extra fee for our low low prices. Here's a
plus less than two weeks for the Colorad legislature before
they end their session to take away more freedoms and
rights from us. Thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hey, no frost in western Montana.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just some heavy dew process. Michael, you've got no life,
now you've got no wife.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Have a great day.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Gay morning, fair face, morning ding dong. Hey watching the
news this morning about the Dems freaking out about Trump's
tariffs and how they are attacks, and I was thinking.
The powers that be here in Colorado are saying, hold
my beer, and have been doing so for a long time.
With all these fees, you got to be a special
(01:41):
kind of stupid to not realize that. Oh, by the way,
word of the day fee, have a good day.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Show, Michael. Welcome to Denver, where minimum wage is so expensive.
We're paying for food and the service twice whatever. Anyhow,
that's exactly what we do. We either don't go back
to places that have the service charge, or we deduct it.
(02:10):
Absolutely ridiculous, Michael. Denver is going down, and it's about
damn time. Maybe they'll realize when all the people that
pay the taxes and can actually go out and spend
some money eating out are gone. I do everything outside
of Denver that I possibly can, even though I live
(02:30):
in this crap hole, Mike.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Even if your waiter had to share twenty percent of
his or her tip with the bartender and the bus boys,
that's still seven dollars. So unless they spend more than
a total of seven minutes bringing you a menu, taking
your order, entering your order, and delivering your food, and
then bringing you the check, that works out to at
least sixty dollars an hour.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Michael Ejecutive producer and dope the show.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He ad up your show, Michael. With all this eating
out that you do, how the heck do you keep
your weight down?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's insane.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
I can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
When I go out to a restaurant, I pay the
check with the card.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Would I leave a cash tip so my server doesn't
have to share it with the rest of the staff.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
More than some of these people haven't paid their student
loans back in four years when Joe Biden put a
moratorium on student loans, my wife and I were like,
let's pay as much towards student loans as we can
because there's no interest on it right now. Long story short,
both of our student loans are finally paid off, and yeah,
make them pay it all back.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We had to Michael, who was at YouTuber you played
in the last segment that said Maga didn't go to college?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Was that Tina Watt?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She sounds like a Tina Watt.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Central Avenue is the colfax of Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Hey, Michael, if you live in New Mexico but work
in Colorado, you get to pay double taxes. That's what
happened to me when I moved to North Dakota for
my husband's job, but still worked remotely in Colorado. I
got to pay taxes for both states.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
He's done your receipt for the blue vomit that you had,
soapopias and just wondering if you cheat when your wife
is away.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
Michael, I'm not sure you know this or not.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I used to be an operations manager with deep Rock Water.
They were purchased by a company called DS Services of America.
At the time, they were the largest water delivery company
in the entire world. Nestley just purchased them within the
last according to a friend of mine, within the last
three or four months.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I thought I should tell you now, Bie, Michael, wear
a Planned Parenthood T shirt to a Black Lives Matter
Guy rally, or a BLM T shirt to a fran
Farrethood rally, you get all kinds of reactions like that.
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon. You know, guys, I've
got this neighbor who he loves the Kansas City Chiefs,
and he's always flying his Chief's flag and he's got
his Chiefs sticker on his car. Well, fellas, this is
a Broncos only zone. I think I might just go
(05:26):
ahead and erase that chief stuff from this neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Michael Dragon, I tuned in and heard you guys talking
about lesbian stickers, so I checked.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Michael says, go here, and that's not what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I was imagining at all.
Speaker 12 (05:40):
Michael, my last bock back got chopped at the end
Roigi bib without the vat is roig bit. It just
doesn't even sound right. And yeah, if NPR can't compete
without tax dollars, then they should just go away.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
So in the year twenty twenty two, the stock market
actually dipped low thirty thousand points. Subsequently, two large bank
failures occurred in this country. Where was the liberal freak
out when that occurred? And we're supposed to be mad
at the guy who's trying to get us better trade
(06:15):
deals rather than just allowing twelve to twenty four million
illegal aliens into the country. It's insane, Michael.
Speaker 13 (06:23):
If you think about it, it makes sense. The global
warming fear started after they banned aerosol hair spray in
the eighties. In the eighties, girls were spraying so much
aerosol in their hair that global warming was kept at
bay Michael.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think that they're a picture of old's Low Dough
is a compilation of.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Many little.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Photos. Notice the legs don't mismatch the body at the
coat level.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
The shadows don't meet the body, match the buddy the silhouette.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I would like to find out where those mountains are
and the far great forest in front.
Michael, where should I direct my two and a half
percent benefit fee bill for having to listen to your
show today?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
According to mister T two at govts the problem, you
have a better chance of spotting Bigfoot than Michael Bennett
in Colorado. Eh, not too far off, Probably pretty accurate.
I looked up the wage and benefit fee and it
(00:31):
basically is kind of like the front tier model. A
business does not want to raise prices, so they keep
them lower so you'll keep coming back to it. But
then at the end, whoops, you get the surprise fee. So, oh,
you actually want to sit on the plane, Oh, bring luggage,
that's extra. Oh, hey, to sit at a restaurant. Here's
(00:53):
an extra fee for our low low prices. Here's a
plus less than two weeks for the Colorad legislature before
they end their session to take away more freedoms and
rights from us. Thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Hey, no frost in western Montana.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just some heavy dew process. Michael, you've got no life,
now you've got no wife.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Have a great day.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Gay morning, fair face, morning ding dong. Hey watching the
news this morning about the Dems freaking out about Trump's
tariffs and how they are attacks, and I was thinking.
The powers that be here in Colorado are saying, hold
my beer, and have been doing so for a long time.
With all these fees, you got to be a special
(01:41):
kind of stupid to not realize that. Oh, by the way,
word of the day fee, have a good day.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Show, Michael. Welcome to Denver, where minimum wage is so expensive.
We're paying for food and the service twice whatever. Anyhow,
that's exactly what we do. We either don't go back
to places that have the service charge, or we deduct it.
(02:10):
Absolutely ridiculous, Michael. Denver is going down, and it's about
damn time. Maybe they'll realize when all the people that
pay the taxes and can actually go out and spend
some money eating out are gone. I do everything outside
of Denver that I possibly can, even though I live
(02:30):
in this crap hole, Mike.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Even if your waiter had to share twenty percent of
his or her tip with the bartender and the bus boys,
that's still seven dollars. So unless they spend more than
a total of seven minutes bringing you a menu, taking
your order, entering your order, and delivering your food, and
then bringing you the check, that works out to at
least sixty dollars an hour.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Michael Ejecutive producer and dope the show.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He ad up your show, Michael. With all this eating
out that you do, how the heck do you keep
your weight down?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's insane.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
I can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
When I go out to a restaurant, I pay the
check with the card.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Would I leave a cash tip so my server doesn't
have to share it with the rest of the staff.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
More than some of these people haven't paid their student
loans back in four years when Joe Biden put a
moratorium on student loans, my wife and I were like,
let's pay as much towards student loans as we can
because there's no interest on it right now. Long story short,
both of our student loans are finally paid off, and yeah,
make them pay it all back.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We had to Michael, who was at YouTuber you played
in the last segment that said Maga didn't go to college?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Was that Tina Watt?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She sounds like a Tina Watt.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Central Avenue is the colfax of Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Hey, Michael, if you live in New Mexico but work
in Colorado, you get to pay double taxes. That's what
happened to me when I moved to North Dakota for
my husband's job, but still worked remotely in Colorado. I
got to pay taxes for both states.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
He's done your receipt for the blue vomit that you had,
soapopias and just wondering if you cheat when your wife
is away.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
Michael, I'm not sure you know this or not.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I used to be an operations manager with deep Rock Water.
They were purchased by a company called DS Services of America.
At the time, they were the largest water delivery company
in the entire world. Nestley just purchased them within the
last according to a friend of mine, within the last
three or four months.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I thought I should tell you now, Bie, Michael, wear
a Planned Parenthood T shirt to a Black Lives Matter
Guy rally, or a BLM T shirt to a fran
Farrethood rally, you get all kinds of reactions like that.
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning Dragon. You know, guys, I've
got this neighbor who he loves the Kansas City Chiefs,
and he's always flying his Chief's flag and he's got
his Chiefs sticker on his car. Well, fellas, this is
a Broncos only zone. I think I might just go
(05:26):
ahead and erase that chief stuff from this neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Michael Dragon, I tuned in and heard you guys talking
about lesbian stickers, so I checked.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Michael says, go here, and that's not what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I was imagining at all.
Speaker 12 (05:40):
Michael, my last bock back got chopped at the end
Roigi bib without the vat is roig bit. It just
doesn't even sound right. And yeah, if NPR can't compete
without tax dollars, then they should just go away.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
So in the year twenty twenty two, the stock market
actually dipped low thirty thousand points. Subsequently, two large bank
failures occurred in this country. Where was the liberal freak
out when that occurred? And we're supposed to be mad
at the guy who's trying to get us better trade
(06:15):
deals rather than just allowing twelve to twenty four million
illegal aliens into the country. It's insane, Michael.
Speaker 13 (06:23):
If you think about it, it makes sense. The global
warming fear started after they banned aerosol hair spray in
the eighties. In the eighties, girls were spraying so much
aerosol in their hair that global warming was kept at
bay Michael.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think that they're a picture of old's Low Dough
is a compilation of.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Many little.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Photos. Notice the legs don't mismatch the body at the
coat level.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
The shadows don't meet the body, match the buddy the silhouette.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I would like to find out where those mountains are
and the far great forest in front.
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